#evil baby sensory video

[fonixen]

Maiming and killing hehehehehehe

Anyway here's me playing around with colours and such

[simurghed]

i want to tell u all that i had a dream last night in which i fixed cherie vasil by showing her madoka magica

[stxend]

hi hello sorry i just took ur daredevil uquiz and actually went back to find ur tumblr just so i could scream. that whole question that was just choosing between Opinions You Had Whilst Watching made me actually cackle out loud and screenshot it to show my friends bc you're SO correct on every account (i have the "this isn't superpowers matthew" discussion literally like once a day). i got matt and then proceeded to Lose My Shit because you're 100% right and also "hello WHORE" was the funniest possible way you could've opened that whole passage. 11/10 would take again

no omg youre fine dont apologize! i love having people tell me i was Funny And Correct it's one of my favorite things lol <3 and im glad you liked the quiz !!

i love trying to convince people that the netflix adaptation of matt technically doesn't have superpowers! im so glad there's another sensory processing disorder truther out there... sometimes i hc him as autistic just bc the concept of him wearing one of those 'autism is my superpower' shirts makes lose my mind

also. can i go on and on about how overlabelling matt as a whore can be reductive to his character? yes absolutely. do i still stand by the fact that i think that 'hello WHORE' was the funniest part of this quiz? yes absolutely

[cilil]

cílil's collection for sad and SAD* days

💃 My favorite spooky electro swing compilations (playlist) ~ to keep your spirits up and a little haunting in your step

🐶 Cute critters cheer-up collection (Pinterest board) ~ a collection of random cute animal pictures that make me happy

🦭 Cute baby seal pics (Pinterest board) ~ nuff said

🐣 Round birds (Pinterest board) ~ pictures of surprisingly spherical birds that I enjoy collecting

🌜Dreamy woods (extended video game OST) ~ never fails to calm me down and help me sleep

🪐Space videos to fall asleep to ~ from my favorite space channel, both super interesting and relaxing

💫 Valinor ambience ~ let's go to Valinor in spirit together

🌋 Mordor ambience ~ let's go hang out in Mordor, also a cool place

🎹 Dark piano ~ for dark writing

🌑 Sith meditation ~ the perfect ambience to hatch an evil plan by yourself in the darkness of winter

🦭 Seal videos (mostly pups) ~ never fail to make me smile

🧼 Soap crushing/cutting compilation ~ for sensory satisfaction (if you're like me and the soap stuff feels good)

*seasonal affective disorder

[compressedrage]

*busts down door* IT'S TIME FOR THE NOTE BLOCK UNIVERSE EVERYONE HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS

I love this episode SO MUCH but I will. remain. calm.

*ahem. Okay.

The opening of this episode makes you think you might have snorted some crack and opened a baby sensory video, and then you see Green step out of the portal and breathe a sigh of relief.

I love how Green's understanding of how the world works progresses and how he adapts. The Fox and the Barnyard Animals don't understand him when he speaks normally, so he uses a noteblock. The Zombies understand him, but introduce a new dialect and mechanic to understand him better (one of my favorite segments btw, it just sounds so good) The Villagers toss all that away and force him to sing. Which. Was the decision of all time and I thank Alan for it.

I also love how Green gets swept up into a musical number for a minute before he remembers what he was there to ask.

The beat-boxing llamas are so important. I've seen other people talk about this but the music for the Wandering Trader is so good because you can hear his growing desperation as he continues to be rejected.

And then Green sees Purple. And the tone shifts. This was where I could tell this episode was going to be different.

Green calls to Purple several times, each time Purple bursts through the music notes and ignores him. On the third call Green asks why Purple left him and Blue to die in the void, and this time Purple sends out a stream of violin notes to destroy the image.

Green follows Purple up a mountain, calling again before getting interrupted by Purple's sharp notes. He presses on anyway, asking Purple what seems to be a "good or evil" question. "Which one are you going to be?"

Purple destroys the image in a scream.

After a pause they reach the summit. And Purple begins to explain.

His dad is implied to be abusive. His mom tried to stand up to him, and he left them. Purple's mom gets weaker; maybe getting older, maybe getting sick. Purple then lays her in the ground.

The tone shifts again, to something sinister then desperate. Purple has been chasing the validation of his father this entire time. he used the villagers, and then manipulated Green and Blue in order to find the Dragon Egg. It didn't work, and he was sent to Square 1. Where he meets the CG properly. They offered him friendship, but Purple met King Orange and realized he might have another chance. He steps over his new friends, betrays them, again, to get King's approval.

But it was never enough. King threw him away, abandoned him, just like his father did.

Purple crumbles on the mountain, shaking. He recalls how Green asked him if he wanted to be good or evil. He gives himself devil horns and tail. He is a terrible person.

Green holds out Purple's elytra and begins singing again. It doesn't matter if Purple is "good" or "evil"– Green will always be by his side, as will the rest of the CG. They care about him like they would anyone else.

Purple wipes his eyes. Green offers his hand to Purple. Purple takes it. And Green pulls him into a hug.

(there is crying in this hug, I hope you understand) (Purple is definitely crying)

Purple puts his elytra back on. He's going to try to be a good person. Green once again says it doesn't matter, and Purple grabs Green to fly back to the Nether.

When they emerge King has just melded the two icons together and shot the beam into the Nether roof. The episode ends with Purple punching King and grabbing the staff.

_._._

THIS EPISODE

The storytelling is on point, and the visuals are just straight up gorgeous. The music is of course perfect in every scene, and during Purple's story genuinely allows you to feel what's happening and empathize. It's dramatic, it's intense, it's tragic... it's everything the story needed it to be.

It's such an important moment between these two characters, and I will probably have to make an entire other episode just to talk about Green and Purple but definitely later. (considering the next one of these is Episode 30....)

But it's so good. Gosh I love these stick figures

[ask-am]

can you play baby sensory videos on your monitor? pretty please?

EVIL SENSORY VIDEOS WHERE I PLAY LOUD NOISES AND FLASHING LIGHTS. YOU WILL BE SO DISCOMFORTED THAT YOU WILL NEVER ASK SUCH FOOLISH QUESTI0NS AGAIN.

[princesamermaid]

why are the people in the comment sections of food videos on youtube the most sensitive easily upset freaks on the planet. i watched a vid where this woman makes riceballs with tuna inside for a snack to bring on the plane and everyone in the comments is like that is so rude and inconsiderate and evil! i would kill you if you ate tuna on a plane! iwould rather the whole plane be filled with crying babies! you are a jerk! so stinky and disgusting! what about those of us with sensory issues you bitch im puking on you!!! Like is that an actual thing i really dont think tuna when its just a tiny amount WRAPPED IN RICE and then seaweed would be Smellable at all. if someone was opening a can of sardines or tuna on a plane then okay yeah thats gross and rude but If its packed up all nice and prepared it literally is not going to smell at all thats how tuna works like it smells out of the can and then if u heat it up but if all the juice is drained off of it and its put into somethign u wont smell it.

and then food video comments are also like "You said this was an easy meal for when you dont want to cook yet it requires more than two ingredients the use of a pan and some cutting I hate you so much you dont understand struggle at all" when its so clearly geared towards & made by people (and if i am being real Mostly women) who have to make nutritious meals for an entire family and not like. single people who barely understand how to use a microwave and refuse to learn.

[codecicle]

Watching thr video in your pinned like a baby sensory video. Im in there like five times Look Ma im Famous

my evil baby sensory that keeps you trapped on my blog just long enough you become my friend (100% tried and true method) ((works every time)) (((the friendful gainer any% speedrun pb + wr)))

[dvilsdesire]

LYCO'S BOX OF CURIOSITIES (as always, pick your faves & no pressure!! 😌)

💕 — single or taken?

❓ — three adjectives that describe you

❤️ — what are some of your best qualities?

💔 — what are some of your worst qualities?

🎮 — favorite video game(s)?

🍝 — favorite food(s)?

😖 — what annoys you?

🎶 — favorite song at the moment?

🗒 — what is/are your favorite genre(s)/theme(s) to write

🤔 — what genre(s)/theme(s) do you struggle to write the most?

😤 — what do you dislike the most about being part of the rpc?

🎉 — what are some of your favorite things to do with your irl friends?

😗 — what are some of your favorite things to do when you have some time to yourself?

💯 — share three random facts about yourself that your mutuals may not know about you.

An old meme I forgot about! :O

💕 — single or taken?

Taken.

❓ — three adjectives that describe you

No, I suck at these LOL.

❤️ — what are some of your best qualities?

I am a very honest person, if you ask for my help, I won't beat around the bush. I will tell you how it is and offer you a solution on how to fix it (sometimes people don't like that tho...). I have exceptionally strong work ethic, and I tend to see things from multiple perspectives. I generally have very strong morals, and I'm a lawful person. I try to be decent and understanding.

💔 — what are some of your worst qualities?

The memory of a fish, you're talking to me? You better make sure I'm listening because I tend to zone out and listen to the static inside my head X'D. DO NOT DISRUPT MY ROUTINE, I am a creature of habit and I will become unreasonably angry when it's disturbed. Sensory overload will also make me unreasonably angry. Antisocial as fuck, don't tend to reach out to people because I'm hopeless at it, and I also suck at talking about myself. I'm boring as fuck lol. XD Also, I can be apathetic about many things as well.

🎮 — favourite video game(s)?

OH BOY I have so many! Loads from the 90's, early 2000s. Mass Effect, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dead Space, Alien: Isolation, GTA: Vice City (that soundtrack!), Half Life, Donkey Kong 2, Gears of War, The Witcher 3, the list could go on tbh...

🍝 — favourite food(s)?

Sushi, chocolate.

😖 — what annoys you?

What doesn't? I'm in my 30's lol XD The sound of crying babies, people chewing, dogs barking non stop. People being cunts for no reason? General lack of logical brain power. Blog police.

🎶 — favourite song at the moment?

This outstanding cover of Don't Pay the Ferryman by Domian.

🗒 — what is/are your favourite genre(s)/theme(s) to write

Slow burn, angst, putting my muses through hell and back (I love my muses suffering because I am evil...). But also happy endings <3

🤔 — what genre(s)/theme(s) do you struggle to write the most?

Anything that is already established in the media? Like rewriting some kind of a scene that's already played out in game? I just can't... I don't know how to when it's already been done? Can we just move on and plot that we've already been there, done that? :'D I'm just BAD at it.

😤 — what do you dislike the most about being part of the rpc?

Blog policing is probably my biggest one. Just let people enjoy what they want, write what they want, who gives a fuck? It doesn't involve you, so move on? You don't like something, a ship or a theme, cool, good for you... move the fuck on with your life. I'm so over the purity culture? Or whatever the fuck it's called? How did some of you people ever survive the internet before 2010? You don't know shit about the person behind the computer screen, so get off your high horse. Some people like to write dark themes and they might be curing cancer at the same time. Who are you to judge over fictional characters? Also maybe don't let a stranger on the internet impact your life so much, because that's on you. :/

🎉 — what are some of your favourite things to do with your irl friends?

Friends? What are those? lol. Honestly, I tend to have an extremely small friend group, but I do like going camping and adventures in the bush, going out and eating to socialise is good, too. Playing games. Going to metal concerts :D

😗 — what are some of your favourite things to do when you have some time to yourself?

Play video games, write, draw, nature photography. I am a silly bird man.

💯 — share three random facts about yourself that your mutuals may not know about you.

Again, I'm bad at these, lol. XD

[director-yomi-hellsmile]

Love how Jimmy Mouthwashing gets guilt visions of every man on the Tulpar and even his Unborn Fucking Fetus but never once even thinks about Anya aside from the occassional "she's so incompetent and annoying i hate her ugh women" in the first half. There's literally a scene where he's having another real one again* and there's a bunch of his and Anya's employee cards on the walls and on each of them his own cards are covering her face. Anyway I actually did not interpret the scene with horse guy where "if that is true then why are you still so concerned with him" to be in any way more about the relationship between Jimmy + Curly but a testament of just how much he refuses to see Anya as a person. Also I like how the company horse is the only character getting voice acted to show how after everything Pony Express are the only ones who had/have/will have a voice in this story or something. Also I think the jimmy mind horse is Anya just in general. If I was allowed to talk any more about my best friend Anya Mouthwashing and her importance I'll start eating paint off the walls as always I am a professional Curly ignorer and revel in making everything in the second half about her instead cause someone has to do it. Anyway anybody grieving how gamers will see a game that has nuance and will start immediately assigning the most black and white explanations and reasons for why everything is happening this is how we got two separate camps of "Curly is innocent and nothing is ever his fault" and "Curly is irredeemably evil and everything that ever happened was his fault" that equally piss me off and make me feel superior for not subscribing to either. Yes gamebro baby "Jimmy is an asshole" is a major reason for why all that shit happened, now can you list all of the other reasons aside from him or even explain why you think he actually sucks because the amount of people that legitimately do not care about or even notice him having raped Anya is at least double digits at this point. "Mouthwashing is about how X" and then they list just one thing that isn't even all that accurate it's so sad how I'm the only person in the world who has correctly understood Mouthwashing the game. God bless Mouthwashing its like a found family annihilator. I watch it religiously before sleep every night like baby sensory videos it's the kinda twisted comfort media I got it's not scary just incredible. Might be because I looked away during all the scary scenes everytime but shut up. Finally some thing I like that's good and everyone else thinks it's good. Maybe they'll start making better horror after this one. Jimmy's my favourite character I want to drop him off into the wilderness to see how he would deal with it then watch him get slowly eaten alive by the pack of african wild dogs I released into his cave I hate him I want him obliterated

*I'll be honest I don't think these were all actual hallucinations but just like. his abysmal thought processes shown in a cool way. like i dunno man

[trial-by-yuri]

favorite friendlocke character from each season?

I'm going to give you two from each season because I am abnormal. you get twice as much as you asked for

Season 1:

I really really liked Tracey,,,, Tracey was so so silly i cannot explain why else I like her she's just so so silly

I liked Pastey a lot too even though he didn't really get much time to shine in this season since he decided to refuse evolution. He's still very silly as well

Season 2:

Sauerkraut as a special spot in my heart forever i love that silly bird so so much

Pastey get's a spot on this list too. His evil fucked up wizard bit is amazing.

Season 3:

Would it be wrong to say peppy,,,, I love Peppy. He may be the protagonist but his vibes are off the shits /pos

Just for consistency I'll add two pokemon to this list too

Cookie >:[ has a special place in my heart he made me laugh and he's the reason I will pull up baby sensory videos when I hang out with my friends just to see how they react

And you'll never guess who gets a spot on this list too that's right it's Pastey again. Who would have guessed. Pastey's vibes in every season are so so good I love it so so much. get this man away from lightbulbs please,,,,,

[mulchergeist]

i love bugbo sosososo much i watch it like an evil baby sensory video

[sappymix1]

these are like baby sensory videos to me but like evil baby sensory videos where i look at them and immediately start crying

[patchesjam]

whats the option for i thibk theyre a fucking freak in like a bug way and theyre videos are like baby sensory vids to me but also theyre evil and of the devil <- talking about xqc

i dont know but u are very correct for this hang on ill maek this one for him

[i-sold-my-soul-for-this]

Moments I have in my head that I think is medium to large funny

Neo: IT’S BEEN 4 YEARS HOW ARE YOU STILL FAILING MATH!? IT’S A BUNCH OF NUMBERS!

Dollen: YOU DO IT IF YOU’RE SO GREAT

Neo: *yoink the homework* I WILL………why the fuck is there letters in Math—?

Dollen: SEE?! YOU CAN’T DO IT EITHER

Neo: SHUT UP! I’M A DEAL MAKER I DON’T NEED MATH!

Dollen, breaking down: If I don’t have grades— if I don’t have this then…who am I?

Neo, never comfort anyone in his life: ………A fucking nobody like the rest of us?

Neo: In all my time being a demon, I have never seen such evil, such despicable, to think a human would stoop so low.

Dollen: you told me to reconnect the WiFi—

Neo: I WAS BEATING MY HIGH SCORE IN YOUR WRETCHED DINOSAUR GAME! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, HUMAN!

Neo: god you’re such a square, dude

Dollen: ………no

Neo: What? Is my new vocabulary not groovy af?

Dollen: I will drown you in holy water—

Neo: that’s so unslay, girliepop

Neo: I fucking hate this human

Neo’s demon friend: Because he tricked you into the deal?

Neo: huh? Oh yeah, that’s too but mostly because HE ORDERED GARLIC BREAD AND DIDNT FUCKING SHARE! THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Dollen: ……Neo……dude you been in door for 4 days now

Neo, completely taken in by sensory videos for cats: shhhhhhh I wanna know what happen next

Dollen: can I have Sneke?

Neo: …fucking who—?

Dollen: my emotional support danger noodle

Neo: ???

Neo’s two headed snake aka Sne and Ke (named by Dollen): *slithering toward Dollen*

Dollen: hey babies

Neo: …you named my fucking named my staff…AND YOU FUCKING NAMED IT SNEKE?!

[fictive-explosion]

Am I being paranoid- a tad yeah. Am I also sleep deprived? Hell yes. Do I need caffeine? I want it! Am I scared of everyone because of the baby sensory video shit and I have evil plans for Anon!Mind? Abso fucking lutely