#evie mcgee

[cutesycadaver]

The most effort I've dedicated to an edit

[lavoixhumaine]

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert just made the perfect Valentine’s Day card for Athena Grant

also watch the video because Stephen Colbert’s wife, Miss Evie McGee, makes an appearance and she is just too lovely.

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Renewals and Polls

NCIS: Sydney, NCIS, and S.W.A.T all got renewed!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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"Does This Taste Funny?" - Stephen & Evie's Cookbook Arrives On September 17th

#at no point do I lie to the American people in this book     #because when we get to the collard greens #I say  #this recipe is included at Evie’s insistence; I am not a fan 

[natti-ice]

boyfriend!eddie and reader having soft sex in the back of his van literally has me on the flooorrr

Pairing: Eddie Munson x fem!reader

Warnings: 18+ mdni, p in v, creampie, soft sex, praise

Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated<3

Most nights after being out with Eddie you'd find yourself in the back of his van, you two would sit and talk for hours or make out which obviously lead to more. It always lead to more. You couldn't keep your hands off of him and he definitely didn't mind that at all, the feel of your body against his was enough to make his heart explode.

Right now you two were stripped naked, you laid out on the three person bench, you could feel the leather sticking to your skin as a thin layer of perspiration coated your back. The air was thick and warm from heavy breathing as the passion between you grew. Eddie hovering on top of you holding up one of your legs as he gives you deep and sensual strokes.

You could feel every inch of his love and affection for you as his cock moved in and out of your pussy, he loved fucking you senseless but tonight he wanted to make love.

"You're so beautiful, baby" he says through a shaky breath, his forehead was covered in sweat and his face was bright red but he didn't care about any of that, he was only worried about you.

You let out soft moans of pleasure as his dick stroked your G spot, you gripped onto the back of the seat tightly as the pleasure became too intense. Eddie felt your muscles starting to contract around him signaling your imminent orgasm, he brings his thumb down on your clit and starts to rub it gently.

"Cum for me sweetheart, I'll be right here to catch you." His voice was gentle and soft, you had never heard him speak like that in the almost nine months you had been dating. It made your heart swell by how caring he was to you, this was your first relationship where you felt like you didn't have to ask for love, he just gave it to you.

"Oh Eddie, I'm about to-" before you could finish your sentence your body had reached its peak, your head fell back and your lower half twitched as you came on his cock. He didn't stop rubbing your clit until he felt you had enough, his big goofy smile came into view as you opened your eyes again.

"Such a good girl," he chuckles softly, he slowed down his pace slightly but he wasn't done with you yet. "You look like a goddess when you cum." He leans down and starts kissing down your neck, his warm breath fanning over your skin makes you shiver with excitement. He continues to pump into you as he gently nibbles the tender flesh of your skin, not hard enough to hurt but just the right amount of pressure to make your head spin.

He whispers sweet nothings in your ear to distract you from the sensitivity of your pussy, he knows you can take it but he wants to give you encouragement to push through. "I love you so damn much" he whispers against your ear, "one day I'm gonna make you my bride" he promises you, that right there was almost enough to make you cum again.

A few more pumps later Eddie exploded inside you, he moaned out your name as he filled you up with his seed. He panted hard as he gently laid himself on top of you, care not to crush you with his weight, he brushed his lips against yours before giving you a soft passionate kiss.

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[bananaactivity]

I love your characterisation of Carlos, do you have any more hcs about him ?

Sure

I feel like a lot of people wouldn’t like my version of Carlos. He’s not this sweet little goober who’s so smoll XD. Not there’s anything wrong with that ofc.

He’s more of a sassy rude little goober who thinks he’s always right. He doesn’t like animals unless he’s shooting them and using them to make fancy coats. Chad fixed that though because he loves furry little guys.

In my AU he had a little fling with Jay but he realized that he didn’t really enjoy “dating” people. (Also Jay is kinda a mess ngl)

Jane and him are still good freinds but Carlos is more aro ace leaning, he doesn’t label himself but he still has feelings that lean that way. Jane and Chad are his people that he holds up as people that he loves more then most but it’s still platonic.

He’s also close friends with Harry as he would escape to Hooks ship when his mom would be too much.

A theme of my AU is that the longer the core four stay in Auradon the less close they get as they become wrapped up with different situations. Carlos is the most stable of them all. He and Chad are just chilling. Mal and Evie are trying to make their relationships work then they fail and realize they want to be together but the dynamic is way different when they upgrade the relationship. And Jay is really struggling man, he just found out he loved a guy he spent his whole life beefing with, as well as that that guy is probably getting married to someone else all in the same day. And then his best friend the future king just got broken up with and immediately came on to him so hard that they did it. And instead of realizing that was kinda unhealthy they keep up a secret relationship instead of dealing with their feelings for a whole year. So yah Jay is not having a good time. Well he thinks he is ig.

Carlos curls his hair up in pink rollers with a black bonnet and puts on a red silk robe before he goes to sleep. He gifted Chad a baby blue bonnet and fluffy robe with yellow duck slippers. They’re twining and of course it’s always silly when the group has to get them up in the middle of the night and they’re slaying together. It’s giving this:

Love that for them.

Carlos nick names from Chad are Carly, Fancy Pants, Spots, Angry Little Guy, and Shooty McGee. He also sings the cruella de vil song but with Carlos name and slightly changed lyrics:

“Carlos De Vil

Carlos De Vil

If he doesn't scare you

No little thing will

To see him is to take a sudden chill

Carlos, oh Carlos

Hes like a spider waiting for the kill

Look out for Carlos De Vil

At first you think Carlos is a devil

But after time has worn away the shock

You come to realize

You've seen his kind of eyes

Watching you from atop a rock

This sneaky little rat

This killer beast

He ought to be locked up and throw out the key

The world was such a wholesome place until

Carlos, Ol’ Carlos De Vil!”

Chad’s nicknames from Carlos are Puppers, Dummy, Stupid, Blonderella, Rat boy, and Prince Himbo. He also sings a little song to Chad based on a song rats sang to his mother:

“Poor Blondarelly, every time he finds a minute, that’s the time when they begin it, Blondie Blondie,

Night and day it’s Blondarelly, cut the grass and clean the balls, wash the jerseys and dust the lockers,

Do the shining and the roll call, they always keep him hopping, he goes around in circles till he’s very very dizzy. Still they holler… Keep a busy Blondarelly!”

It’s all in good fun and I love that for themmmm!

[a-m-pyra]

First Burn: Ch6 Surprise (American McGee's Alice/Lies of P)

It all started in the morning. Everyone went down for breakfast, including Mrs. Seymour, and after a few minutes no one was interested in the food, but in the baby Alice was carrying in a wicker basket. 

According to the card attached to the basket, the girl was six months old, and her name was Evie. She was cold and terribly hungry. Everyone immediately rushed to help. Mrs. Seymour rocked her in her arms and held her close. Nan Sharpe prepared milk for the girl, Alice, on Mrs. Seymour's instructions, contacted her aunt, who gave away her daughter's cradle and bottles, and he, Otto and the children collected blankets and pillows for her. 

Everyone forgot about breakfast as they watched Mrs. Seymour feed the baby, who grabbed the bottle as if afraid someone would take it away. Cormac also came interested in the baby, so much so that Mrs. Seymour had to push him away so that he wouldn't irritate her with his excitement.

“She's so sweet,” said Dodo, who got a few punches on the shoulder from Diggie, who joked that he was a softie.

“What kind of mother would do that?” Gemini spoke up, and P realized he had been asking himself that question.

“There are different situations, Gemini. She may have been assaulted, not ready to have a child, or simply not have money. She chose the most humane option anyway,” Mrs. Seymour explained, adjusting Evie in her arms. “I guess we'll have to take care of her together.”

“I'll bring her my toys,” Inez said.

“Can Angela and I look for clothes for her?” Abigail asked.

“I can ask the girls if they have anything from their babies,” Alice said.

“And I can be a long-distance nanny,” Gemini announced, making P look at him with a raised eyebrow.

Mrs. Seymour laughed.

“Any help will be worth its weight in gold.”

Once Evie was fed and Mrs. Seymour helped her burp, she became a completely different baby. Instead of crying, she made sounds that P found quite delightful, or she would pick on other children by crawling up to them and grab their ankles or the hems of their dresses, or she would crawl up to Cormac who was lying under the sofa and grab his ears, and cuddle his stomach. 

And Cormac, despite being a large dog who looked extremely menacing, seemed completely unfazed by the pulling on his ears. Sometimes he would just sniff her and then put his big head back on the floor, letting her continue playing.

When Alice went to work, Mrs. Seymour took care of the sessions, Mrs. Sharpe took care of dinner, and only he, Gemini, and Otto remained on guard.

“Kids are adorable, aren't they, P?”

P looked at him, then back at the girl who was holding the teddy bear by the ear, babbling at it.

“It’s the first time I see a human baby.”

“You said you helped a woman find her daughter.”

“It was a puppet. And this is a human baby.”

Evie crawled towards them. Otto picked her up and sat her on his lap, facing him, making silly faces and funny noises at her, making Evie laugh hard and contagious, making Otto barely contain his giggles and P smiling softly.

He reached for a pencil and a sketchbook, intending to sketch. Evie leaned against Otto's chest, watching what P was doing, accompanied by the questions Otto was asking her. P glanced at the girl from time to time, and after a while he returned his gaze to the pages of the sketchbook. 

He wondered if he should draw Spring. She looked like the kind of cat that would like babies, maybe she would be interested in them; and Evie would certainly be interested in Spring, just as she was now reaching towards Gemini's lamp, which stood on the sofa between him and Otto, or as she was playing with Cormac's ears.

After a few long moments, he turned the sketchbook towards Otto and Evie, showing a sketch in which the girl was sleeping and Spring was resting her head on her belly.

“Who's in this drawing, Evie? You? Yes, you. Together with the kitten,” Otto told her as she smiled at the drawing, reaching towards the drawing of the kitten. 

So he wasn't mistaken after all, Evie actually took an interest in Spring's drawing, smiling and giggling. 

P sighed heavily.

“I don't really know how to deal with children.”

“You're doing great so far, pal. I'm proud of you,” Gemini assured.

“Maybe you want to take her in your arms?” Otto suggested, and P suddenly felt himself tense.

“No, no. I don't want to hurt her.”

“She's such a strong girl, she'll be fine. Come on.”

“No, I prefer not.” 

Otto shrugged and continued entertaining Evie until dinner. Then Mrs. Seymour came down, fed Evie again and spent the afternoon with them, leaving only to put the fussy girl down for a nap and inviting Abigail to the session.

P stood over the cradle with his head tilted slightly to the right, watching the sleeping girl. Evie seemed so terribly delicate, so much so that he was afraid he would hurt her, catch her wrong, squeeze her too tightly with his legion arm. 

He heard quiet footsteps. He looked at the door, noticing Mrs. Seymour. She walked over to the cradle and placed her hand on his shoulder.

“Alice is home from work, you can go to the living room if you want,” she whispered and P lowered his head. “Everything's all right?”

“Yes, it's just new to me.”

“I see.” She looked into the cradle when she heard squeaking. “See, she's waking up.”

She whispered to her, gently scratching the center of her chest. P smiled as she opened those blue eyes of hers, looking at them and yawning at the same time.

P laughed softly.

“Do you want to take her in your arms?”

“Otto already asked about it. I don't want to accidentally hurt her.”

“You have more gentleness than many women. I'll show you, okay?”

He nodded and followed Mrs. Seymour's instructions, realizing after a moment that it wasn't that difficult after all. After a moment, Evie was in P's arms, and he realized that she was not as light and delicate as she looked.

“So you see? You're doing great.” She patted him on the back. “You can entertain her a little. Swing around, make silly faces or sounds, and I'll go get Alice because she has big news for you.”

“For me?” he asked as Mrs. Seymour was already moving towards the door. 

“You'll find out soon,” she said and disappeared down the hall, and P did as Mrs. Seymour said, rocking Evie and trying to make her laugh.

She smiled and reached for his hair, and P felt warm; on the body and chest. After a moment, footsteps sounded in the corridor, and a moment later he felt Alice's hand on his shoulder. She tickled Evie's belly as she greeted her. 

“You're doing pretty well.” She looked at his face. “And another gray streak appeared.” She grabbed a strand of hair that Evie was trying to get at. 

“You're kidding.”

“No.” She giggled. “Put her in the cradle, because I have news for you that you’ll need to sit.”

P nodded and soon waited for Alice to tell him what happened. 

“And so?”

She smiled broadly and took a few breaths.

“We have the green light.”

“What? I don't understand.”

“We will exhibit it Cruel. Vicious. Vengeful. !”

He parted his lips.

“Are you kidding?”

“No! The head agreed.”

He hugged her with joy, and Alice hugged him back, wrapping her arms around his neck.

“You have no idea how happy I am. Congratulations.”

“Thank you.” She pursed her lips, and P noticed that she was smiling strangely. 

“What?”

“Well, I have a proposition for you. I just need to know if you can sing.” She grabbed his hands.

“I don't know, I've never tried, why…”

“I would like you to play Jean-Pierre Interdit.”

He blinked, silent. He had no idea what to say.

“Are you sure?”

She nodded vigorously. 

“I didn't expect… I…”

“Do you agree or not?”

He looked at the door where Mrs. Seymour stood. She winked at him in support.

“Great. I agree.”

Alice squealed happily, falling into his arms again. When P looked at the door again, Mrs. Seymour was no longer there.

[the-truth-is-there]

Videogame Heroines - Part 1

Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) Jill Valentine (Resident Evil) Claire Redfield (Resident Evil) Rebecca Chambers (Resident Evil) Ada Wong (Resident Evil) Aloy (Horizon Zero Dawn/Horizon Forbidden West) Ellie (The Last Of Us) Samus Aran (Metroid) Cereza (Bayonetta) Senua (Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice) Max Caulfield (Life Is Strange) Chloe Price (Life Is Strange: Before the Storm) Chloe Frazer & Nadine Ross (Uncharted: The Lost Legacy) Jesse Faden (Control) Kait Diaz (Gears 5) Joule Adams (ReCore) Nilin (Remember Me) Billie Lurk (Dishonored: Death of the Outsider) Emily Kaldwin (Dishonored 2) Amanda Ripley (Alien: Isolation) Jodie Holmes (Beyond: Two Souls) Alice Liddell (American McGee's Alice/Alice: Madness Returns) Faith (Mirror’s Edge/Mirror’s Edge Catalyst) Aveline de Grandpre (Assassin's Creed III: Liberation) Evie Frye (Assassin's Creed Syndicate) Kassandra (Assassin's Creed Odyssey) Eivor (Assassin's Creed Valhalla) Amicia De Rune (A Plague Tale: Innocence/A Plague Tale: Requiem) Iden Versio (Star Wars: Battlefront II) Rayne (BloodRayne)

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Abiteth and Dabi's nicknames for their shared friends is HILARIOUS to me.

Evette is Evie (A), and Tits Mcgee (D).

Hiro is LITERALLY JUST HIRO FOR BOTH.

Jeanne is Miss Howls (A), and Howls (D)

Hebi is Hebi (A), and Snake Face (D).

I'M CRYING.

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Interview with Amy Reisenbach

[allinonechrista]

Hello :)

So, I've been having this Tumblr account for a few months now - although I've barely used this account since then. I also didn't know whether or not I would actually post much on here. However, I've decided that I want to start being active on here, so I thought the best way to start being more active on here is to introduce myself!

Name: Christa

Favorite hobbies: daydreaming, listening to music, writing, and making Youtube videos. I used to be into drawing, music production, singing, and learning other languages, but I don't have the time to do ALL of that lol. Also, I'm still trying to figure out what I really like doing/what my passion is, and while I do have an appreciation and interest in drawing, singing/making music, and languages, I don't think those things are my passions if that makes sense. I like doing those things, but I've realized that I don't LOVE those things as much as I thought I did. Not to mention the fact that I have no talent in music or drawing whatsoever lol. However, I think writing might be the closest thing to a passion I have, so I'm trying to spend more time on that. I am also working more on my Youtube channel at the moment because I have some ideas for videos that I want to post on my channel soon.

Favorite shows: The Penguins of Madagascar, All Hail King Julien, Austin & Ally, Hailey's On It, Best Friends Whenever, Side Hustle

My list of favorite shows does change from time to time based on what I'm hyperfixated on, but those are the shows that I love the most at the moment.

Other shows I like: The Ghost and Molly McGee, Rock Paper Scissors, The Villains of Valley View, Gabby Duran & The Unsittables, Hannah Montana, Liv & Maddie, Monster High (G3), Zombies Reanimated Series, Pretty Freekin Scary, Saturdays, Shake It Up, Bizaardvark, I Am Frankie, True Jackson VP, Warped, That Girl Lay Lay, Raven's Home, Faking It

Favorite movies: All the Madagascar movies (although Madagascar 3 is my least favorite because I really don't like the circus theme/plot of the movie), all the Descendants films, all the Zombies films, Elemental, Wish (yes, I actually love this film), Monsters University, Tangled, all the Toy Story films, all the Cars films (yes, even Cars 2), Zootopia, Ratatouille, I Hate New Year's

Favorite canon ships: Austin/Ally (Austin & Ally), Ember/Wade (Elemental), Layne/Cassie (I Hate New Year's) - yeah, that's it lol. I have other canon ships I like, but those are the only three that I care about enough to mention them here (at least for now, I hope to have more canon ships I actually really love soon).

Favorite non-canon ships: Skipper/King Julien (The Penguins of Madagascar), Amy/Hartley (The Villains of Valley View), Hailey/Scott (Hailey's On It), Cyd/Shelby (Best Friends Whenever), Paper/Scissors (Rock Paper Scissors), Red/Chloe (Descendants), Maddie/Josh (Liv & Maddie - they were canon at one point but weren't endgame unfortunately), Liv/Holden (Liv & Maddie - they were also canon for a while but I don't think they ended up together sadly), Amy/Karma (Faking It), Jessie/Hudson (Jessie), Milo/Ruby (Warped), Mal/Evie (Descendants), Kowalski/King Julien (The Penguins of Madagascar - I think Skiju is a much better ship but I lowkey ship them too), Lou/Parker (Bunk'd - to be honest, I'm not sure if I really consider them one of my favorite ships after that really disappointing series finale, but I still wholeheartedly believe that they should've been together instead of the ships the show actually gave us so I'll include them anyways)

There are other non-canon ships I like as well, but those are my favorite non-canon ships.

Favorite friendships/platonic relationships: Lex, Presley, and Munchy (Side Hustle), Clover and King Julien (All Hail King Julien), Skipper and Marlene (The Penguins of Madagascar), King Julien and Marlene (The Penguins of Madagascar - they didn't show much of their friendship in the show but I still think they could've been great friends), King Julien and Mort (I personally headcanon them as having a really sweet friendship where Mort truly appreciates Julien for who he is and that the two have lots of fun hanging out together), King Julien and Maurice, Noah and Destiny (Bunk'd)

Favorite genres of music: EDM, rock, Kpop, industrial bass, dark techno, trance, hardwave, futurebass, phonk, epic classical music

Favorite artists: aespa, ITZY, NMIXX, IVE, f(x), Girls Generation (SNSD), Blackpink, Dreamcatcher, Stray Kids, Ateez, All(h)ours, BoA, Red Velvet, TVXQ, EXO, SHINee, Rolling Quartz, RockIt Girl, G-IDLE, Stayc, Le sserafim, Everglow, Sierra, Swarm, Sumo Cyco, Aim to Head, Red, Britt Nicole, NEFFEX, Krewella, Charli XCX

I listen to WAY more artists than the ones I listed, but it's just that when it comes to a lot of the artists I listen to, I only like a few of their songs - but if I listed every artist that I loved at least two or three songs from, then this list would be never ending, so I'm not going to do that. Plus, I don't usually consider someone my favorite artist if I only like a handful of their songs.

Other facts about me: I'm a vegan. I love cats, birds, and other animals. I also love astronomy, nature, and a lot of things/concepts that have to do with spirituality (like the idea of guardian angels or the idea that the universe is looking out for you - stuff like that, as silly as it sounds, is very comforting to me). I can also get kinda political because I'm passionate about this world being a better place and politics unfortunately controls a lot of what happens in the world - I probably won't get very political here though, so don't worry about that. Also, self-love is very important to me and trying to be my own best friend is one of the only things that is helping me to not have mental breakdowns all the time, so yeah, I value self-love a lot and I highly recommend practicing more self-love and being your own best friend as well :)

And I guess that's it for now! I might edit this post in the future to include some other favorite artists or ships or shows that I might have forgotten about. Thank you for reading this long post, I hope you'll have a great day :)

[natti-ice]

Eddie Munson Choking You.

Pairing: Eddie Munson x fem!reader

Warnings: 18+ mdni, Choking, p in v, degradation, creampie

Author’s note: this is a reupload, I wrote this a while ago!

Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated<3

Eddie thrusted himself deeper inside you, your walls tighting around his dick with every pump, he was on top of you his necklace dangling in front of your face.

"You're taking me so good" he praises, you moan from the pure pleasure he gives you

Eddie's hand traveled on your abdomen, palming your tits, his rough fingers on your sensitive nipples made you twitch. He groans as he keeps his pace, once he gets into a rhythm he always got a little aggressive.

It was very sexy.

You loved when he manhandled you a bit, in the bedroom you were his little slut and you were always happy to please him.

Eddie moved his hand from your breast to your neck, his hand was rough and dry, the metal on his rings were cool to the touch. His hand fit perfectly around your throat, he applied pressure to the sides of your neck. You gasped at the sudden dominance

You could still breathe but your airway was restricted, you felt yourself getting a little lightheaded but you enjoy it, a lot.

"You like that, baby?" He chuckled as he watched a wave of pleasure wash over you "such a good slut" Eddie coos

He brought his free hand down to your pussy, circling your clit roughly with the pad of his thumb. You whimper from the stimulation, your mouth flings open but nothing came out

Eddie quickened his thrust, the sound of skin slapping intensives, your eyes are shut tightly as you cum, your legs are trembling as you ride out your high.

You were too lost in euphoria to realize you could breathe again, Eddie removed his hand as he came inside you.

"I knew you liked choking" he says as he falls next to you, he huffed triumphantly. He leans over a bit getting right next to your ear, your brain was complete mush but you heard him.

"You look so pretty with my hands around your neck"

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