#everythings fine

[pizzabox-box]

This blog has started spiraling into angsty depressing mess ever since the "Dead Man walking" came along. ...so to balance it out..HERE! Look at these italians! Just being buddies and stuff.

Heck yea! Real and Fake! The original and his messed up clone! I love when these two interact! Look at them overcomming their differences and supporting each other in hard times! Yes! These two meeting was the best thing that could happen to them! yes yes yes ! YES!

[permanently-silly]

i dont even know what to caption this .........

[ibrokeeverything]

Me turning on the mandalorian after finishing the bad batch episode

[iridescentpull]

So, tomorrow it will be 1 month since Fit has been stuck in the whole. And I was curious how long it was in minecraft terms, so I did the math.

Fit has been stuck in the hole for 2,160 minecraft days, or 5 years and 9 months 🧍‍♀️

[reilios]

bad boys fishing

[mysweetcheesemygoodtimeboy]

“We’ve maintained really good boundaries about not seeing each other until I get my life together” they’re just on a break guys it’s fine

[someonehasgiventheratsapen]

Omg, I'm so glad Kugisaki is alive and nobamaki is canon!!! Things are going wonderfully in jjk,

[lucentshore]

me posting cringe/unconventional things on the website for cringe/unconventional things: oh god what if my mutuals hate me or unfollow me or

[vibinsane]

i would say good job me for not opening the game all day at work,,, but no, i'm able to... CORPORATE PRISON REALM ENJOYS MAKING ME SUFFER WHEN I'M JUST TRYING TO VIBE OML

[morelikeravenbore]

just taking a mini-break from le tumbls because im ✨overwhelmed✨ ok bye love u xo

[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

the Canoe story - ooc

Okay, so last night [11/18], I posted an item asking who wanted to hear about the time I got K.O.'d by a canoe. And it wasn't even in the water-

So, strap in:

This happened about a year ago, so I may not remember everything. I'm okay now btw, maybe-

We live outside of the city limits and kinda out in the country. So we have a well-pump to get water. But the pump was broken and needed to be replaced. How do you do that?? You have to pull the pump all the way from the bottom of the well without breaking the PVC pipe that you use to pull is up 😅🥲 So, me and my brother were helping my dad to do this

The next thing you need to know is we have two canoes on a rack about six feet above the ground, and I USED to be able to walk under them when I was shorter- DON'T GET AHEAD OF ME HERE, I SEE YOU SNICKERING-

Anyway, my dad tells me to go get a wire cutter or a wrench, or something like that, I don't remember what I getting-- but I run back to him, and I have to go around the canoes to get to him. But I misjudged my spacing-

And-- POW-- I get smacked right in the forehead by a canoe bow and land flat on my back with my left leg tucked underneath my behind. So I did pull a muscle and probably bruised something else, I couldn't walk for about 20 minutes XD, and even after I COULD walk, I limped for about a week.

So now I can officially say I have been K.O.'d by a canoe.

tags to alert those who wanted it and others I wanna tell:

@the-superoriginal

@ireallyliketacosokay

@teafangirl

@itzzkaylaaa

@scarlettauthor

@marvel-rp-shitter

@oh-to-be-a-murderer

@daniel-barnes-the-ghost

@you-are-loved-alwaysandforever

@multiverse-peterbparker

@fictionalmenjusthitdifferent

@nataliaromanova-official

@thewhitespiderwitch

Anyone else, feel free to share-

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

getting levi a power washer

@stygianoir and i were chatting about levi getting a power washer and this came into my head lmao

➼ he'd probably be a bit weirded out at first. after all, a power washer is just a stupidly strong hose, right? why would he care about spraying anything down? it just makes it wet, not clean

➼ once he realizes that 1) its strong enough to actually get the dirt off, and 2) there are various soaps that you can use to complement the water, he begins having a field day

➼ anything that is even remotely dirty, he'll use the power washer (as long as it's safe, of course). even if it could just be hosed down or wiped off with a cloth, he'll want to use the power washer, so the cleaning process will be "effective"

➼ this becomes his new hobby. he'll find public areas to power wash (as long as it's acceptable for some random dude to go power wash it). he might even start a side gig where he'll power wash other people's houses/cars to get some cash on the side.

➼ your house and car will be pristine. there won't be a single speck of dirt on it after levi gets his hands on the power washer. he'll make it a routine thing. saturdays are power washing days, where he'll spend the morning outside, upkeeping the exterior of your house, car, driveway, etc

➼ not only is it his hobby now, it's also a way for him to destress. he finds it relaxing and it satisfies an itch of his for things to be pristine and spotless. if you can't find him or know that he's having a particularly bad day, you can expect to find him outside, finding even the tiniest spots to power wash off

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[fuckassphannie]

[hatred-n-hav0c]

I got bored, so I painted something nice today!

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Yes I'm perfectly mentally healthy, why do you ask?

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

The world seems to stop whenever we kiss... I AM SO COMPLETELY TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR HAHAHA

[tiny-sassy-aggressive]

This is for a very specific crowd