“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN
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fans when a story has some sense of inexplicable mystery or intrigue beyond the scope of its borders: oh fuck we need to explain all the mystery and intrigue immediately it was so rude of the author to leave the story open like that
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30s pets has cats, a dream I had:
30s pets has cats
griffin has 10 heads kids
if Griffin's heads are each ten cats
then 30 pets has 31
(Notes from the dream I had a few days ago, context to note I was freshly recovering from anal surgery so my ass literally hurrrrt)
30s pets has cats
Griffin's cat has 10 heads
a dream which was a story in which the character is a girl, her brother, her black cat, an elfish boy in a womanly dress and necklace and earrings, some other girl, they are each other's love interests, it's vaguely prophetic and lovecraftian, the end of the dream was the female mother cat Griffin mounting the mc girl with ten heads and massive claws and sort of having painful mating sex cowgirl style riding the girl, implying birthing the cats that way, and counting numbers, the last ten of which are very brutal and the scratches are more painful till the girl is sobbing and the cat becomes a demon and a mother, a mature black lady with dragon claws who bathes the girl's wounds and removes her wisdom teeth like she's neutering a pet animal, saying "shh I know, it's all right it's all over now"
something to do with something esoteric even though the dream started out with tootsie wrappers amplifying a very annoying nu metal early 2000s ballad, and a kid in a glow in the dark skeleton suit on a bike riding around a neighborhood street corner where me and an old elementary school acquaintance hung out and he kept encouraging the kid who I think is supposed to be the girl's brother, there was also this song of calming down/assuring the characters that everything would be ok when the other children, the feminine boy and boyish girl showed up and the song implied being able to choose a romantic partner of free will like in a dating sim
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Clone
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Danny has heard about Superman's dislike for his clone,
Dead men do tell tales.
Danny grows angry with Superman,
There he was showing hate to his clone, his flesh, his blood,
Conner wasn't in the wrong,
He was just a child
He didn't ask to be created this way.
Danny hated Clark Kent
More and more with each story he heard from the ghosts around him, Danny knew what it was like to be cloned to feel that violation of his person, but he could never hate Ellie,
His clone
His cousin
His sister
His daughter
His family
She was precious to him and her being a clone would never lower the amount of love he held towards her.
So to see this hero, this adult, not give two shits about Conner?
Oh that burned
So he decided to do something about it, If Superman didn't want Conner then he would take him, show him the love and care that should have been his from the very beginning from what should have been his own family.
Danny could teach him more about Krypton than Superman could ever wish to know, show him his birthright.
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Danny & Ellie on their way to surprise adopt Conner: "New family, new family~!"
Connor: "Why do I feel like something very important is going to happen?"
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Superman feeling like he's being followed
The Krypton ghosts following him around being disappointed in him, and going back to the King to tell him all the things he's done.
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The Justice League summoning King Phantom
Danny takes one look at Superman and is ready to give him the beating of his life
Danny: "You want a deal? Sure! In return for it I want 20 minutes alone with Supes over there, no reason why!
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Danny seeing Superman after another ghost told him how bad he's been treating Conner:
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Just an Idea
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Sometimes, I'll be doing a mission with Dutch and everything is fine.
Other times, the light will catch his face in a way that makes me seethe.
I get reminded that Dutch got to age, he got to grow grey.
Did Arthur get that chance? Jenny, Mac, Davey, Sean, Kieran, Lenny, Molly? Did any of them get to grow old together?
Why didn't they, Dutch? Why didn't the gang survive? Why didn't they get the promised virgin lands in the west? Why did you outlive them?
Go on, Dutch, go ahead. I'm listening.
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