#everything is cake

[neverniko101]

hey guys this is Howard

he is a cake I made for a Halloween party in an hour and a half during which he will be ritualistically sacrificed and his flesh devoured

say hi, Howard

…should I give this a gore warning??

i’m going to just in case-

[calorum-campaign-ideas]

everything is Cake in Calorum

ideas for Calorum involving hyper realistic cakes:

a spymaster from Candia or Ceresia who disguises themself as other food groups by wearing elaborate fondant/chocolate prosthetics

a lord who guards themself against assassination by dressing up their Sideserfs in Candian cake disguises

hyper realistic cake golems that infiltrate other kingdoms or houses

[zinnia-exe]

The idea for this one is very old, as you can imagine, but I still thought it was worth posting it

Just imagine Annie waking up in the middle of the night with the sudden urge to bake, and then in the morning she realizes what she's done

[amishfarmer69]

[forkdork]

Day 16! for food its Cake-! w wha w WHAT THE FUCK????

[janewayforpresident]

If you are not watching/ talking about/ obsessing over in some way season two of "Is It Cake?" then I may seriously need to question how much we have in common, at the core of our being.

[returnofstiqz]

Yeah, it's a big one!

[chipmunkweirdo]

Special thanks to @ambientskai for this meme to tie into my latest mini story!

[neilpissyrega]

imagine. everything is cake. jack crawford finds a human heart in hannibal’s freezer? nope. just an incredibly realistic cake. he goes to tell will about this. will is cake. he goes to hug his wife for comfort. she is cake.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Did you get all the chocolate off again?

Yes, we took a shower, otherwise I couldn't have gotten it out of my hair because it was completely stuck in my curls.

[bli-o]

its cake day in oc tober!!! Strawberry blio….. bite

@bloggingboutburgers’s calendar

[sergeant-macho-nacho]

Imagine this, buts Instead of cake, its Isreali C4 explosive booby traps.

Cake: The Movie (2020) dir. David Lynch & David Cronenberg

[mikilavellan]

Oh no he’s turning into cake!!!

[millionmovieproject]

The internet these days is just figuring out if things are AI or cake, and either way, it’s like playing constant game of deception bingo, and I’m sick of it.

[injuries-in-dust]

*screams incoherently*

[t4tails]

have you guys seen the mod of r/samandmax losing his shit over ppl drawing gay fanart and deciding to ban all sam and max shipping from the subreddit