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Me turning my constant anger to energy to scroll on tumblr and feeling better is the thing that keeps me up these months, i should keep do so
#mental health#everything i want to do is illegal#nuh uh#wish i had three swords so i could chop the old man’s fucking head i swear#he makes me ill
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"teruhashi sucks bcz she was creepy an overly obsessed w saiki!" "no teruhashis a good person she didnt do anything wrong!" ok well i think she was a little bit creepy but i think thats awesome of her thats why i like her. she could've been a lot more creepy tbh she could've been outside saikis house with binoculars and id still support her
#they r perfect foils to eachother. peak comedic duo#ppl saying they genuinely dislike teruhashi an wish she wasnt in the show bcz she gets in saikis way#r so weird to me. its like saying u love looney tunes but hate when daffy acts selfish an think it should jus b bugs by himself#sry everything is looney tunes anology to me. but u get it. saiki k is a comedy an teruhashi is a rly good comedic character#i want her obsession w saiki to get in the way of her ego. the moment when she found saiki asleep an got al weird an creepy#for a sec before being like 'wait wtf was i doing' was peak teruhashi to me i love her. girl thats illegal <3#saiki k
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I swear this chart has been in my nightmares before. It’s the fact that all of these (minus JayKyle) is a Proship in one way or another and NONEE of his canon ships are on this chart.
The Normalization of INCEST and Sexualization (ESP Dick and Jason) of the Batfam needs to be studied
I lowkey(highkey) wish Jason just stayed dead at the end of Utrh so instead of feeling pure agony whenever I check out the #Jasontodd tag, I just feel a tiny bit sad about how red hood had so much potential (he still does) and we never got to see his redemption arc with Bruce (we still haven’t seen that)
#I guess JasonxSteph isn’t a pro ship??? but it still feels illegal + I don’t want her to turn into Babs 2.0 or dc might make her get#with Damian (I felt the deepest chill in my body please no)#what is marinette doing here#Jayroy is also a Proship since they met when Jason was a child and he was like a 20 year old with a child#also they have a uncomfortable age gap it’s weirddd#why isn’t Jayrose in this#jason todd#red hood#batman#dc#dc comics#anti batcest#anti deadass everything#batfamily#batfam#anti jayroy
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awww, thank you @lolmiau0101 ! (is my inbox still being weird? why does that thing hate me...) i agree, the fanbase needs more writers!! come on, people! there's SO MUCH to work with - angst! smut! dark horrors beyond our comprehension, driving us all mad as some half-forgotten god slowly digests us!!!!!!! Cahara x GN reader, no warnings
i'm a firm believer in pansexual & panromantic Cahara, so I don't see gender really factoring into how he feels about a person
his love languages are definitely acts of service and physical touch - and he actually loves clingy people so please glue yourself to his side 24/7 he will revel in it
the dungeons are a difficult and dangerous place to be, so he by no means expects you to be at your best
i think Cahara would actually prefer a partner who's more often in need of some kind of help - probably someone easily frightened or more timid
someone onto whom he could focus his own fear and concern and desperate need to protect (which he also does w/ the girl - he'd die for her - and you - so fast)
every time you shy away from a sudden noise, discreetly tucking your body behind his shoulder, he feels like his heart might burst
you could just as easily hide yourself behind Ragnvaldr, in fact that might be the better of the two options, but you chose him to protect you
you trust him
that's what really does him in
he'd also love someone he could easily fluster - Cahara's a massive and shameless flirt; nothing delights him more than getting a reaction out of someone
if he can get your cheeks to go pink or cause you to bashfully hide your face...all with one well-timed smirk or wink...
it makes him wonder what would happen if he snuck up behind you, crept in close to whisper in your ear....
how would you react?
would you trip over your words, stuttering through your reply?
would you be speechless?
how much could he get away with?
a lighthearted flirtatious comment, sure
a hand at your hip or small of your back while avoiding an unfortunate encounter with one of the many creatures roaming the dungeons, obviously
but how long would his eyes or hands get to linger, how direct could he be about hist flirting before you noticed, eyes widening as your face heats up...
would you lose yourself for a moment, body unconsciously leaning into him, heavy and warm against his own...?
he's lost himself in thought over it quite a bit
often enough that you notice - and if you make a teasing comment about his glazed over eyes and flushed cheeks?
he's unable to respond as his throat dries suddenly. he's sure his heart skips a beat
you might be the death of him-
#cahara x reader#fear and hunger x reader#funger x reader#cahara headcanons#cahara fluff#fear and hunger fluff#i hope this is close enough to what you wanted!#gonna be honest I just opened tumblr and started writing#i'm really starting to understand you madmen who do that#i could lose everything for no reason!#how thrilling!#really lights a fire under my ass#unfortunately that means this was written under duress#i'm sure that makes this illegal somewhere#no beta we die like men
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*sigh*. So. 3x03 right. "You rigged this table so that no matter what plate Monty was under, he would drop down from under it just as your contestant made their choice!" and how that works with the game motif in 4x10, "Ugh, again? Remind me how this 'game' is supposed to convince me I'm not destined to turn into an evil demon monkey thing again!? Cause every option I pick takes me to this same screen!" "Hey you're finally getting it! No matter what options it's giving you, you're always gonna end up in the same spot." And it's like, losing being inevitable, the game being rigged, the only option being to find a different choice, yet still "every choice has consequences—for someone." Overall I just kinda feel like this:
#I hate game motif I hatteeee herrrrr#LMK stop having thematically relevant games challenge (impossible) (super hard) (unachievable) (hopeless)#Actually all of 3x03 hurts me#MK *LITERALLY* wagering his friends to win (and for more power)#Like okay. Okay sure#Okay#uhuhhuhuhuhuhuh#''There's no way I can lose if my friends are on the line!''#Oh okay. This is terrible this sucks#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk rant#lmk game motif#God like of course. OF COURSE MK get's one of his powers back in s3 by playing a rigged game#Of course he fucking does#Because fuck me and fuck everything#I also hate exchange theme did you know that#whatever#''you don't want to fight Azure cause people might get hurt—you don't want to not fight Azure cause people might get hurt—#so do something else! Only you can decide who you are kiddo.''#Okay but who is MK did you ever think about that#Did you consider that question#''I just want to be me. To be MK!'' ''Yeah well. We all know exactly where that leads don't we.''#Like god whatever#Sorry I remembered. LMK is a surreal experience#it's a lego breakdowwwnnnn da da daaa do. da da da do dooo#these tags are illegible and that's okay
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this is a test
#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th#the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo#g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit#ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco#ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo#e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a#ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha#e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t#care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea#y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss#im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop#e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo#ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas#ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can#use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s#much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a#annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically#now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s#lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like#what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or#smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc#ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other#than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140#haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai#let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o#what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some#one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james#im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh#w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause#ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:
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I am living for all of the thirsty tags you guys add when you reblog my shit. Absolutely unhinged. Never change, friends.
#Im adding my favorites in the tags get ready XD#anonymously of course but no shame you guys seriously i love you all!!!#is it possible to die from yearns#i want to lick every drop of sweat off his body#insert ''god i wish that was me'' meme#absolutely feral#that face and look feel illegal#i am unwell#I'm fine#this is fine#everything is fine#i need this man to go down on me while gale fucks him ok i think that would be healing#biting him biting him biting him#he’s so handsome I want to slap him#that second to last picture finna make me PASS OUT#he needs to be stopped#or he needs to [redacted] me#you better STOP#UUUGGGGHHHHH FUCK I WANNA BITE HIM#I'm going to crush him#i'm ruined for all other men for the rest of my life#i want 2 bite him#stop smiling at me like that ill kill us both#what dat tongue do#what dat mouf do???#that look in his eyes is straight up pornographic#that’s the look of a man about to feast#and Lord I want to be an all-you-can-eat buffet#the druid speaks
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i have something inappropriate to say about him
#mike faist#holy shit#this movie#will turn me#into a horrible person#God damn#hes a slutty white man#what else could you want#mike faist please#give me 10 minutes alone#would rock your world baby girl#he is scrumptious#he is everything to me#I would do illegal things to this man#i could take him#(not in a fight)#god fucking help me#i wanna eat him#wanna kiss him#and bite him#bri talks about mike
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lime has such a special place in my heart. like hes such a prominent character in the story and even though he was one of the first ones made i still have a hard time finding something to do with his arc that is satisfying to me and brings justice to him as a character,.,
#i dont know how to explain it properly in words#but i feel something (click) with my ocs such that an idea/concept just falls into placeand i havent felt that with him in terms of#what i want to do with him#hes so amazing and at the same timeconstantly outshined by mochi just because of who she is and i feel like...he shouldnt be.......#but im not sure how to remedy that in my head yet...#so thats why you see me playing around with so many lime concepts like the m34th and the underworld#still looking for t h a t t h i n g#the rest of the characters im pretty satisfied with in terms of their subplots/character arcs#except lime and maybe oscar#anyway. thoughts by me#the last few days ive been thinking about the m34th concept but im wishy washy. probably wont end up doing it#maybe after the main story?#when everything settles down?#they befriend the m34th by the end#the conflict between the witches and m34th is more a difference of perspective than principle#so lime ACTUALLY joining them is not... illegal?#ughuhgughug#one day i will find something for him
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I don't think I've mentioned how much I love Dan Fielding yet today, so: I love him I love him I love him
#yes he's the worst yes he's my baby boy yes he's everything so what#Harry just sprayed him with a water gun#and he's feeling bad about accidentally doing something bad and illegal#sweet sweet baby boy. trying to weasel his way out of it. so egoistic and so shitty. I've never loved anyone more#it's fascinating that I have a hard time liking morally grey characters but this awful little dumbass is just fine#awww he's just a scared little baby I wanna protect him so bad#← well I'm sure that has nothing to do with it#night court#dan fielding#oh it's gonna be fun watching this show back when this is over. will I want to punch him or will I still like him? I'm looking forward to#finding out lol
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i just hate hate hate society so much!!! i have no idea how im supposed to find a way to live and participate in it. i cant stand a single thing abt it. i hate everyone and everything. and the thing lazy ppl dont wanna admit is that WE are society. we create society, we allow the state to do what it does. we choose this. how am i supposed to "love my neighbor" when they are prtially responsible for what this society is???? there is nothing good abt this. it is a cruel and vicious system built on abusing and taking advantage of the vulnerable and the poor. there are no real rules; rules only apply to the ones at the bottom of the hiearchy while the rich and the powerful get away with anything. nothing is fair or just. rules and laws are only there to keep the poor and vulnerable ones down. if you have nothing you will most likely spend your entire life like that, because there is no playing far in this society. nothing is easy. even if it's hard and you fight for it you'll probably not end up going anywhere. the entire thing is rigged. and everyone chooses to just go with it. we have chosen this. and it sucks and i hate everyone and everything because life is so fucking unnecessarily hard and unfair and if you're born with nothing you'll never have anything. even if you try to play by the rules they've set. the rules are against you. and if you break the rules you're immediately punished. life is nothing but an unjust imprisonment.
#and my rage just gets worse each day#bc ofc swedish ppl have chosen a rightist government which is awful and terrible and they make everything worse day by day#i hateeeeee hate hate hate society and the ppl in it so much#they have CHOSEN this they WANT this#otherwise all they would need to do is vote left. so simple. so easy#yet this is what they wanted. an unfair hellworld where the rich get richer and everyday life gets insufferable for everyone else#im so dejected bc it is like IMPOSSIBLE to move#like my mom nd sister have been looking for apartments nd my mom sent an application for one#and they just removed it bc now its apparently illegal to apply for appartments w a family member. it HAS to be a romantical partner. WTF?!#i hate everything abt society#and i hate everyone i see outside bc they VOTED for the right which are the ones responsible for all this#everyone out there CHOSE this#how tf am i supposed to love or care abt them when they are the reason life fkn sucks??????
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Last spur of the moment random thought post but I redeemed myself for my rude political call (I had to hang up fast bc i answered the phone in front of my entire family and didn’t want to talk about a voting plan) by answering another one and just saying yes to everything
#I’m still a little bitter about it because I told the guy I have a voting plan but he still asked me all the regular questions anyway and#there’s no way he didn’t hear all of the chatter in the background behind me#but yeah I get that it’s important and I’m sure getting info makes people more likely to vote but I’m one of those people where if you push#me too much to do something I don’t want to do it anymore#he did say about bringing another blue voter with me and it took everything in me to not say something smart about me being from a#republican town but it gave me an idea that maybe I could vote with my sister instead of my parents because I feel like my dad will hover#while I vote which is illegal but let’s be real small town voting centers do not give a fuck#they didn’t even ask me for my id when I voted the first time#autumn rambles
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so I realized the main four geats riders could all be tracked to the four stages of grief and the lamentation arc went hard so:
#kamen rider geats#psych scribbles#yeah so originally i was just drawing everyone at their lowest moment#slash when the opposite (emotion-wise) of their wishes seemed to manifest#and then i realized it was all lamentation arc#which yknow tracks#could i have chosen a different keiwa death?#yeah but i never claimed to be smart and the bubbles are aesthetic#plus if i did his first elimination id want him in his rider suit and i wasnt gonna put myself through that#also i originally had michinaga post-fight with the producer#but then i realized a) the piece was mid#and b) everything else was from lamentation arc so might as well try for cohesion#technically i couldve drawn him with jyamato!toru#but tbh the man's been through worse?#like michinaga's breaking point was pre-series that's why he's making Choices rn#also yes ofc i wrote out all of ace's wishes and then corrupted them to the point their illegible#why would i do anything else#anyways this interestingly means everyone is suffering while buffa is thriving so there's that
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honestly, I think that the whole bullshit with my upstairs neighbors from this morning has just made my anxiety living here that much worse. I’m always on edge anyway because of living with my family still and dealing with all of the noise in the household. But the fact that this bitch quite literally threatened to call the cops on me and my family for being a nuisance when all I asked was for this fucking demented puta to stop the kids upstairs from slamming into the godamn floor at 1 am when my sisters are trying to sleep is just insane?? There’s like a nagging feeling that hasn’t gone away since I woke up, and I already took evidence of the conversation, the voice notes, everything. But it’s just ridiculous how far people are willing to go when they’re not alright in the fucking head, and thank god I’m not insane enough to snap cause I will crash out and it won’t be a pretty sight.
#ཐི♡ཋྀ nic’s nonsense#doing this when you’re doing something illegal in the building is so hilarious#she said she wants to go to court all cause I told her I wanted silence when I went to sleep#I can’t tell you the physical rage I feel in my body thinking about this#like I’ve genuinely never hated somebody more#and believe me it takes a lot for me to hate someone to such an extent#but my rage is fucking violent and she’s lucky I have enough sense not to do something crazy cause I legit will#I’m so mad about what she said about my mom bro like you don’t get it#its taking everything in me not to beat her ass and break her fucking jaw#all I can do is pray karma does its job and grants me a break#I’ll delete this in the morning shhh
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