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on our fates alight-- the Scholar's secret
Alisaie stared at Reinhardt.
"That's...not possible." She got out. "That's...no. You're joking, right? Please tell me this is a joke!"
"Our father...that's...no!" Alphinaud shook his head. "He's...he can't be a Dominant! I know-well, I know he can be, but he's not!"
"The Eikon incarnation of Thaliak is dead." Urianger's voice was raspy. "That accursed laboratory-and its creators-they killed both the Eikon and his bloodline!"
"I'm not lying." Reinhardt ground out. "We saw it. Fourchenault Primed."
"He's right." All heads swiveled to face Augustine. The paladin's hair had turned the bluish/white of his semi-Priming, and his eyes were glacial blue. Halone had come to the forefront, tilting her First Dominant's head as if she was listening to something.
"I sense him in the aether. It's faint...but it is him!" She breathed.
"What?!" Alisae shrieked. "How?! Wouldn't any of you have been able to pick up on the fact that he was a Dominant when you ran into him?!" She tried to shove Alphinaud away but the older twin hung onto his sister to ground her and himself-as he stared at their friends.
"We never picked up on it, Alisaie, You know this! Neither did any of the others!" Mathye protested.
"...But he could stand his own against us." Sebastian's words brought all activity in the room to a standstill.
"What?" Reinhardt said.
"Every single time we got in a fight with Fourchenault, he could stand his own against us. Even when we semi-Primed." Sebastian repeated. "Something about that has legitimately been irksome. I thought at first he was Light-blessed like us, but then you two..." He nodded to Alphinaud and Alisaie. "Are the same way. You're still in training, but the fact that you've got the stamina to keep up with several semi-Primes, whereas the other Scions..."
"We can't." Urianger finished. "And I remember-Master Louisaux was possessed of unparalleled magical strength and staying power. He said t'was a family trait..."
"But we're not related to the old Thaliak line." Alphinaud croaked. "Are are you saying that the Scholar's been in our family tree since...since..." He trailed off as Mathye suddenly loomed over him and Alisaie. Halone had taken control of her second Dominant, her gaze laser-focused on the pair.
"May I see something?" She asked, holding out a hand. "I cannot with Augustine, but with Mathye..."
"What are you looking for?" Alisaie demanded.
"You know that Eikons bless their Dominants with additional powers." Halone said. "If Thaliak is in your line, there would be a trace of his power in your blood. I think...with Mathye's knowledge and my power, we could possibly find it." She watched as the twins gazed at each other for several moments, something unspoken passing between them. Then Alphinaud gazed up at her.
"Do it, my lady." He said. Halone nodded, lifting Mathye's hands to rest on their heads. She closed her eyes.
Mathye? She called. Immediately, her Dominant was present, his healing knowledge flooding his brain.
I think...this is where to look. He said. Beneath his hands, the bodies of the twins were bright in their shared aetherical sight, here were the nerves, blood vessels and muscles, but it was the blood itself they sought...
"You think it was like myself and Zurvan?" Reinhardt's voice was low.
"If we look at what Halone's done with Augustine and Mathye, then it's safe to say that the Eikonic shards of the Twelve can do whatever they damn well please." Sebastian responded. A gasp diverted his attention, Halone-as-Mathye had opened her eyes, staring at the twins in shock.
"What? What is it?" Urianger demanded.
"The lineage is there." Halone whispered. Mathye was reeling in shock, they and the twins were sharing the same horrified look amongst them. "Thaliak's power is in their blood. And it is not recent."
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I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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At first, Hua Cheng mostly gives off the impression of a normal over-protective broody love interest in a romance novel, overly paranoid over anything that might potentially hurt Xie Lian, but then you get to the White Clothed Calamity arc and realize, oh god, oh fuck, that’s actually a completely reasonable response to having to watch someone go through that, he’s actually showing remarkable restraint by allowing Xie Lian to go off and do his own thing as much as he does
#like yeah no wonder he considered that his greatest form of suffering cause wtf#everyone’s all ooh Hua Cheng is an obsessed stalker#like nah bro he’s just traumatized and coping very understandably#If he’d burned down all of heaven without warning I wouldn’t blame him#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#hualian
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Welcome to Preservation! we have nice people and even nicer murderbots.
#it's Amena's graduation day because i said so#cranked this thing out after i woke up at noon. i was possessed by something i think#it was fun to think up outfits for everyone. i humbly becken u to look at amena's graduation cafgan#wtf bharadwaj why u in that heavy coat it's hot out#pin lee gifted that rice hat to volescu btw.#i subject ratthi to being the kind of person to wear socks in sandals. sorry ratthi#uuuh#the murderbot diaries#murderbot#illustration#character design#art#character art#artists on tumblr#wigglybunfish
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is this anything
#gem and the scotts#the heart foundation#love island#wtf are they even called#the mounders#goodtimeswithscar#impulsesv#geminitay#smajor1995#tangotek#skizzleman#bigbst4tz2#smallishbeans#bdoubleo100#pearlescentmoon#mumbo jumbo#secret life#chewbys bad memes#tags done rejoice everyone
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Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!
#I am HOWLING LAUGHING reading the reblog tags lmaoooooo ty everyone#Phoenix Wright#Miles Edgeworth#SL-9 Incident#Rise From the Ashes#Detective Goodman#Edit: thank you for 1k+ notes everyone!!!!!#Ace Attorney#Edit: thank you for 2k+ notes guys??!!!!#Edit: THREE THOUSAND NOTES WTF IS GOING ON HAHAHA THANK YOU#Edit: g- guys 4k notes please someone tell me what’s happening hahahaaaaaaa#Edit: 5 THOUSAND NOTES I'M SCREAMING 😵💫#6 THOUSAND NOTES GUYS WE'RE MAKING HISTORY HAHA
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bts + reductress headlines pt.14
#if seokjin can make a comeback after an outrageous number of months then so can i. it's a FESTA GROUP EDITION BABY!!#no but can you believe the last edition of this was seven months ago?!#i can because i've been wracked with guilt about it for- well - seven months or so now. but i digress.#hope you enjoy!! - tags for everyone!!#userdimple#raplineuser#annietrack#boongitrack#usersky#heyryen#usermaggie#userkelli#reductress#reductress headlines#textsfrombangtan#bts#now i must admit i've had a couple of these ones sent to me over the years (years?!) so i can't take full credit for this edition#i can't be sure but i'm thinking probably kayla and apryl so thanks very muchly darlings#apologies for the archival bangtan in the middle there but it was the most wtf is wrong with all my friends pic i could find#(i'm lying they're literally all like that)#see you in six months or so i guess? jfc
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yeah so this was insane
#i feel like too many people reduce this interaction to jason being like ‘lol same’#but idk :/#this chapter is from jason’s pov#and leading up to it he’s like ‘people keep walking on eggshells around me bc of the the michael varus stab wound’#and he hates it so when he goes on deck to help out with the storm#everyone’s like wtf except for percy#and jason states how much he appreciated percy not treating him like a sick kid#and i feel like it’s echoed in this sentiment where jason could say so many things like#‘you should never feel that way’ ‘im here if you need anything’#but he doesn’t make percy feel alone in his desire to just…. end it all#which ik for some people that doesn’t work but you’re not a character in hoo and percy is dealing with so much guilt#and he can’t tell annabeth bc she’s a main aspect of that guilt#and he doesn���t wanna guilt her more and he feels ashamed and when he describes this he feels weird for feeling it#so having jason this tough guy be like ‘yo i understand it bc i felt the same way#that’s gotta mean a lot to percy#also insane how jason who also struggles to display vulnerability#allows it in one of few times in this moment just so percy this guy he’s supposed to be jealous about#feels comforted and not alone in his guilt and shame#and also it’s just insane how jason’s wanting to kay em ess does not get talked about AT ALL#and just seeing his mom and the pressure of new rome getting to him#like this scene is insane and i’ll never shut up about it#also ignore me i’m just finishing my reread of hoo that took all summer#jason grace#percy jackson#pjo#ashla.txt
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stop me if youve seen this before
#art#dc#dc fanart#my adventures with superman#maws#lex luthor#lois lane#clark kent#slade wilson#maws lex luthor#maws lois lane#maws clark kent#maws slade wilson#clois#wtf would the lexslade tag be LMAOO#this is my first time drawing everyone i guess i just thought the joke was that funny i brute forced my way through it
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"Keep it."
Just a little post- Echoes of Wisdom scene from my headcanon ❤ This game is a GEM! I loved every second of it!! You guys had fun playing Eow? Cheers!
#my art#zelink#It's her cloak now#echoes of wisdom#eow zelink#eow tri#legend of zelda#zelda fanart#loz fanart#princess zelda#zelda#legend of zelda fanart#yeah she was accused of terrorism and dark shit but still Zelda ended up living her best life and it was glorious!#Whatever the itteration Link is ALWAYS an akward dork#Link has a crush#Everyone has a crush on Zelda#Link cant look at Zelda while speaking to her#echoes of wisdom fanart#link x zelda#I kinda really REALLY ship this Zelda with Dohna thought! They have strong Queenbosa vibe and I dig it!#Tri doesnt understand wtf is going on#Tri is sassy and i would die for them#Echoes of Wisdom was amazing#sheik fangirl
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I think the death weirdos should hang out
#transformers#maccadam#first aid#rewind#arts#death mention tw#how do i even trigger tag for snff film mention without getting shadow banned. is the question.#for the record i dont think either of them are having A Good Time in that last panel#but watching them has become like a compulsion#like when aid found out abt the tapes he was like oh goddamit. fuck. well i have to watch them :/#and everyone else was like no???? you really dont have to wtf??#but the specter of amulons corpse that watches aid from the darkened corner of the room tells him he has to so#whos he supposed to listen to here
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Imagine how mad everyone would be when 'school sweetheart, funny, sassy, modern Adonis, gryffindor prince James potter' had almost the entire school in love with him and chose to go for 'nasty, angry, Victorian looking Slytherin seeker Regulus Black, who pretends to hate him all the time'
And James doesn't even care he's just head over fucking heels for his boy
#reg is gorgeous but James is the one everyone is thirsting over#and then they see him making heart eyes at reg and go 'wtf has that nasty bitch got that I don't'#reg is also hyper aware that everyone is in love with his man#and is equally pissed off bc that's HIS man and smug that they all just have to sit and watch#knowing that he didn't want any of them#jegulus#starchaser
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i’ve never seen anyone talk abt one of the most romantic hilson moments which is when wilson bought a very expensive and rare medical book and wrote him a little note with “girlish” handwriting saying Greg - reminded me of you
#LIKE COME ON???????????????#literally wtf this is insane lover behavior#PLUS#everyone knows the most romantic thing ever is someone seeing something and saying it reminded them of you#hilson#house md#gregory house#james wilson
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Do your blorbos ever look at each other inside your blorbo mansion and wonder “what the fuck is that guy doing here?”
#I know those with hazbin lads are getting MAD side eye haha#I can imagine Bakugou being like wtf you LIKE this guy to Shindou??#and getting pissed off when he has to deal with Rody and Pino chirping in his ear😭#and Kunigami facepalming when he realises that Oliver is sitting at the foot of the bed#Nanami literally traumatised that I like Naoya#and Sanemi there like why would she even need anyone else???#Dot trying to pick fights with everyone because he wants to be the favourite#And Enjin just sat there knowing he doesn’t have to try because he’s got a big dick#(Bakugou 100% shouts at him for smoking indoors😂😭)#and poor Shikamaru there with a sigh like she hasn’t played with me in months😭😂
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metadata wedding
#metadede#my art#everyone is here!!!#I was too lazy to make wedding outfits so you get this instead#they made another cake dw#the brawl for the bouquet was meta knight's idea#dedede had no clue wtf was happening#susie did that in purpose#meta knight is pissed he has to look ridiculous and stand on a stool#as if he wasn't nervous enough already
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