#everyone wants him carnally

[bi-hans]

i believe in the bi-harem

[omarfor-orchestra]

You've heard of Tumblr sexy man now get ready for Rai sexy man (Rosario Fiorello)

[deva-arts]

Yes

Sexiest man alive.

[jedi-starbird]

Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him

Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.

Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!

Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.

Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?

Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.

[markantonys]

THE WHEEL OF TIME | 2x06

[martyrbat]

‘he still looks good! handsome guy...’ ‘aging well, hair still thick....’

[theflyingfeeling]

hello idk if anyone's translated Joel's IG story from today about the Sentenced cover (the story with lots of text in Finnish) but I just think y'all should know that he referred to his adolescent self as "a prince of darkness who had just dropped his balls"

[t00thpasteface]

i will say, reflecting on these past few months, i could not have possibly picked a better time to bingewatch batman the animated series and end up faceplanting right back into the dc cartoon fandom (after being obsessed with teen titans as a kid) than right at the start of my freshman year at a new college. being into batman is like an instant friendship pickup line. he's a conversation starter. he's an awkward silence saver. he's a jumping-off point for bad sex jokes and worse celebrity impressions. batman has truly brought us together as a family. thank you batman... for everything......

[inkyquince]

i gotta stop romancing people who get other love interests if i dont, like bruh I WILL NEVER ROMANCE ANYONE ELSE brother PLEASE

[sassykinzonline]

yall: why is sasuke such a tsundere why is he so embarrassed of his feelings also yall: omg sasuke is so obsessed with naruto he couldnt stop looking at him even at age 8 he wanted to kiss naruto so bad he hoped naruto did it on purpose he gave up his dreams for him over and over because he wants naruto to be happy he gets all soft and mushy and weak over naruto he only ever reacts to naruto before he left he lost the light in his eyes and leaned over naruto's body to kiss him then lost his nerve then threw himself at naruto the first time he saw him again--

[bi-hans]

i don't know what it is about evil toxic men and bi-han...

[6okuto]

in awe of everybody w actual self-ship lore because mine is i want him so bad but he'd want me even more Trust and that's it

[bladeweave]

wyll ravengardddddd

[chromaclopse]

[Image Description: Digital fan art of Prince Sidon from Legend of Zelda. His eyes are locked with the viewer's, and he's grinning widely with excitement and determination. He's nude, and flexing his muscular left arm over his chest, cutting off the rest of his body so that only his arm, chest, and face are visible. A tiny set of sparkles radiate off his face. He's illuminated from above and to the right by off-screen sunlight, and set against a splotchy, sparkly blue and yellow background. The artist's signature, CLOPSE in all caps, is printed above his head. / end Image Description]

so im back on my zelda bullshit and uhh sorry everyone this is a sidon fanblog now

also im very new at writing image descriptions so please feel free to critique, im not sure what the right balance is between straightforward description and artistic flair

i tend towards over-indulgence when it comes to writing so let me know if thats whats happening or if i was too restrained or any other issue please and thank u <3

[lord-squiggletits]

It’s so funny how with IDW Megatron it’s like half the cast hates him and the other half wants him carnally, but there’s also a significant overlap between those. Everyone is obsessed with him whether they find him evil or terrifying or a nuisance or an obstacle and it’s just like. Immeasurably funny to me. Also it gives me brain worms about Megatron as the center of a cult of personality but I’m not smart enough to talk about that

[spaciebabie]

IM WATCHING PHISNOM'S SMASH OR PASS FNAF STREAM AND HES SO BASED FOR SMASHING SPRINGTRAP FUCK YEAH ROTTING MAN WHO OWNS MY HEART AND SOUL DILF OF THE YEAR AWARD SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH