#everyone wants him carnally

[bi-hans]

i believe in the bi-harem

[omarfor-orchestra]

You've heard of Tumblr sexy man now get ready for Rai sexy man (Rosario Fiorello)

[deva-arts]

Yes

Sexiest man alive.

[jedi-starbird]

Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him

Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.

Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!

Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.

Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?

Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.

[markantonys]

THE WHEEL OF TIME | 2x06

[martyrbat]

‘he still looks good! handsome guy...’ ‘aging well, hair still thick....’

[t00thpasteface]

i will say, reflecting on these past few months, i could not have possibly picked a better time to bingewatch batman the animated series and end up faceplanting right back into the dc cartoon fandom (after being obsessed with teen titans as a kid) than right at the start of my freshman year at a new college. being into batman is like an instant friendship pickup line. he's a conversation starter. he's an awkward silence saver. he's a jumping-off point for bad sex jokes and worse celebrity impressions. batman has truly brought us together as a family. thank you batman... for everything......

[sassykinzonline]

yall: why is sasuke such a tsundere why is he so embarrassed of his feelings also yall: omg sasuke is so obsessed with naruto he couldnt stop looking at him even at age 8 he wanted to kiss naruto so bad he hoped naruto did it on purpose he gave up his dreams for him over and over because he wants naruto to be happy he gets all soft and mushy and weak over naruto he only ever reacts to naruto before he left he lost the light in his eyes and leaned over naruto's body to kiss him then lost his nerve then threw himself at naruto the first time he saw him again--

[6okuto]

in awe of everybody w actual self-ship lore because mine is i want him so bad but he'd want me even more Trust and that's it

[bi-hans]

i don't know what it is about evil toxic men and bi-han...

[bladeweave]

wyll ravengardddddd

[chromaclopse]

[Image Description: Digital fan art of Prince Sidon from Legend of Zelda. His eyes are locked with the viewer's, and he's grinning widely with excitement and determination. He's nude, and flexing his muscular left arm over his chest, cutting off the rest of his body so that only his arm, chest, and face are visible. A tiny set of sparkles radiate off his face. He's illuminated from above and to the right by off-screen sunlight, and set against a splotchy, sparkly blue and yellow background. The artist's signature, CLOPSE in all caps, is printed above his head. / end Image Description]

so im back on my zelda bullshit and uhh sorry everyone this is a sidon fanblog now

also im very new at writing image descriptions so please feel free to critique, im not sure what the right balance is between straightforward description and artistic flair

i tend towards over-indulgence when it comes to writing so let me know if thats whats happening or if i was too restrained or any other issue please and thank u <3

[lord-squiggletits]

It’s so funny how with IDW Megatron it’s like half the cast hates him and the other half wants him carnally, but there’s also a significant overlap between those. Everyone is obsessed with him whether they find him evil or terrifying or a nuisance or an obstacle and it’s just like. Immeasurably funny to me. Also it gives me brain worms about Megatron as the center of a cult of personality but I’m not smart enough to talk about that

[spaciebabie]

IM WATCHING PHISNOM'S SMASH OR PASS FNAF STREAM AND HES SO BASED FOR SMASHING SPRINGTRAP FUCK YEAH ROTTING MAN WHO OWNS MY HEART AND SOUL DILF OF THE YEAR AWARD SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH

[rexscanonwife]

I keep meaning to say this but it's so funny to me how Luigi is kinda famous for being second banana to Mario, yet I've never seen a character so universally loved as him! Especially here in the self ship community everyone loves him including me 🥰💖💖

[blackjackkent]

Quick chat with Halsin!

"I swear I can already feel a change in the air, like the curse itself knows its time is short."

Yay, we helped!

"So when will the curse actually be lifted?"

"I can't say for certain. But we'll see it come to pass long before this place recedes behind us. Don't worry - all is at hand. We can depart whenever you're ready."

"What now? You've got what you wanted, after all."

"I have. But perhaps there is... more that I want. Anyway, once the curse is lifted, nature can take its course without me. I belong at your side."

Oh dear.

Hector, still not very good at conversational nuance (or fully aware of the effect he has on people), even after all these months: "This 'more' that you want. What is it?"

Halsin smiles quietly. "Not what. Who. But all in due course."

Purely for humorous reasons, and also character consistency reasons, I am choosing to believe that this goes completely over Hector's head. Karlach, standing nearby, understands EXACTLY what is being said, however. I don't think she's the jealous type anyway, but in this case she feels zero threat and also thinks it's hysterical because she knows Hector is completely oblivious to what is going on.

Sorry about your upcoming disappointment, though, Halsin.

Yay about the curse though! I'm hoping we get to see the place in its non-cursed glory but they seem to be being a bit cagey about exactly when that's going to happen.