#everyone say rip my fyp

[kichona-s]

Hereby requesting facial structure rant

ok for those who dont know this is reference to my post where i cry about george's beautiful fucking face at 2am

this is pretty fucking specific and also pretty long so i wont clog your tl with it so its under the cut

OK FOR GEORGE. Personality and everything else aside he has my most favourite face out of the entire grid (sorry guanyu) BECAUSE. LOOK AT HIM. THERE SO MANY NICE ANGLES AND ITS SO NICE AN LONG AND HIS CHEEKBONES??? THE JAW??? his nose also fits his face really nicely ok but the key is to not look at him head-on you need to get the side profiles and the 3/4 views because FUCK. i love so much theres so many points of interest for his face also his chin juts out really strong which looks lowkey kinda funny in some pictures but it really adds to the whole angleley bony face structure he has going on anyway. george my number 1 fav face the only thing im not a big fan of are his ears rip theyre too round for the whole angular coherency BUT THATS FINE IDC

MOVING ON TO MAX VERSTAPPEN (this is not done in a ranking order btw i havent drawn the whole grid so i cant properly rank everyone) ok like im gonna be real with yall. i thought he was fucking ugly as shit when i first got into f1. like i looked at his photo and was like ??? ig he wins a lot lmao OK BUT THEN LIKE A FEW MONTHS AGO I KEPT GETTING MAX STUFF ON MY TIKTOK FYP AND I WAS LIKE. HOLD ON. HIS PERSONALITY KINDA CUTE ASF. ok yea basically i gaslit myself into loving his face (either that or charles possessed me). for max im way too drawn to his lips (@loquarocoeur bro u know this lmfao) and ngl anyone who read the notes in my face breakdown u could probably tell but i love his lips??? so much??? gonna keep it pg here but he should suck on more things other than the twisty redbull can straw things

still on max but i really like how fucking square his face is. its so refreshing to draw. also did you notice that he has a small ass forehead?? bc he does. he looks wrong when i draw his forehead too big its kinda funny (looking at YOU oscar). i also really like his ear shape? it bends pretty low so it looks kinda cute and i try to make sure i draw it properly lmfao. special note to when hes looking down but then his eyes look up and holy smokes it brings out his nose bridge and the eyebrow bone thing SO WELL???!! anyway i want to eat him

for oscar uh. his face is oval? i guess?? after all the oscars ive drawn youd think i have more to say but i dont :( his face is pretty and also sometimes a pain to get right but other than that nothing too much for me to rant about. OK BUT HIS HAIR??? LOVE HIS HAIR I LOVE THE FUCKING SWOOPY THING IT DOES (it also makes my life WAYYY easier bc i can just draw the swoop and most people know its oscar yay for good character design). also everyone is right he does look like a cat. a cat with a massive fucking forehead. also whenever i draw him i remember that hes only three years older than me and its pretty scary ngl! thats hitting a bit too close to home for my taste! hes cute though and ive definitely drawn some banger oscars so one love

NOW FOR LANDO WHOOOOIMABOUTAMAKEANAMEFORMYSELFHERE! ok firstly his face is like a V so i always need to remind myself to bring the sides of his face in more compared to oscar. also did you know his eyes are a bit lopsided? theyre on different parallel lines im telling you go look at the 2023 official driver photos its So Bad i want to cry (that was also my first introduction to him so. i thought he was fucking ugly too). his face is really interesting to draw especially with his eyebrows that fade in and out and are really fucking bushy in the middle LMAO. do i love his face? nah. is it fun to draw? yea pretty fucking fun ESPECIALLY because he somehow suits all the funny shit i wanna put him in like dresses and skirts and bikinis (and also @cx-boxbox is an enabler istg half of the landos ive drawn probably wouldnt exist without her) also his ears look pointy from certain angles and i think thats really cute so i always draw them pointy :))

for charles uh i dont like drawing his hair its a pain. nice face i guess

LASTLY MY ONE AND ONLY!! THE MAN WHO BREAKS ME OUT OF ARTBLOCK REPEATEDLY!!!! ZHOU GUANYU!!!!!!! he's just very cute to me i love his stupid fucking eyebags AND ALSO THE WAY HE SMILES IS ADORABLE I WANNA PASS OUT :(((((( i dont draw his non-chibi version as much bc whenever i do i feel the need to make him Perfect (because hes my fav yknow) so i tend to just. not do it. unless i need to cure my artblock then i draw him so idk hes like my pc reset button. anyway i love zhou and i love looking at pictures of zhou and if he doesnt get a seat next year i will probably cry. also shoutout to sweetcorn the bestest most adorablest cat (wins out jimmy and sassy btw i dont care sweetcorn is the best fight me)

comments questions and arguments are all encouraged i stand firm in my stances (for now at least we'll see again 6 months later)

[sillyhahasilly]

your takes on modern caldre aus? sorry if youve done this havent seen it on your blog :-)

hiii hello anon!! sorry this took so long! never ever feel bad for asking me for hcs and aus!! i love making them.

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the only thing I've posted abt modern caldre is that i dont think they would still shoot up their school. i still stand by this, let me elaborate. i think both of them would still be really mentally ill, but they wouldn't need to be repressed as much bc of social and societal changes of now compared to 2001. AND they would have better access to the internet and we all know there are loads of stuff to enjoy and communities to join and feel belonging in instead of plotting mass murder. still, i enjoy thinking of what zero day would have been like if it happened today too!!

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How would they have delt with covid?

lets say they would be seniors this year, like me. shit shut down in their 7th grade year and almost all of their 8th grade year would of been online. those are very much formative years lmao.

cal would js not do his work in online school. he would of been the kid playing video games and shit during zoom. andre would do decent online. he would enjoy not needing to deal w other people bs in person.

both would be really isolated, spending lots of time in their rooms. chronically online. !!tw sh!! i think this is when both of them would start shing. a lot of mental illnesses emerging.

cal would of been a discord kid during this time too. he dragged andre into it with him. i also think cal would e date some rando on discord.

i think they would also be fully realizing their sexualities during this time bc thats what everyone was doing on tik tok. gay ptide ig

andre would have a full on emo faze during lockdown that i dont think would ever go away.

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Other random modern hcs!!!

both of them would be into violent video games. andre would love CoD. cal would like horror games and watching people play them. they would pull all nighters js to play video games and drop slurs to anyone who is better then them.

kys jokes all the time.

both would watch gore all the time and send it to each other.

both would be such gatekeepers for like anything 😭😭 if an artist they listened too became "tiktokifed" they both would LOSE IT. if an underground indie movie blew up they liked they would rage message eachother abt it.

andre would fall for those fucking military adds. rip

andre would not like skibidi toilet shit idk what yall are on. he would find it so annoying. cal, tho, would find some brainrot shit funny.

I do kinda think andre would use tiktok sometimes but would never post. cal would use tik tok all the time and his fyp would be cursed. so would cals insta reel feed. I think both of them would have a soft spot for insta reels cuz they can be rlly mean on there.

yk those school confession pages? andre once sent one anonymously alluding that someone was gonna shoot up his school cuz he was really pissed and the page got shut down. admin threatened to get police involved. he is LUCKY no one looked into it too much. cal thought the whole situation was hilarious.

cal is chronically online and stays up late a lot on his phone/computer/wtv.

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that's all!!! this is very all over the place like my inspo for these lmao. if anyone has specific modern au requests lmk!! or any requests in general :)

[marnonxiv]

Literally the Six storyline in EastEnders could've been resolved sooo quickly if they had admitted it was self defense.

It does a disservice to them: even though Chrissy is back and the "who killed Den" storyline was ✨✨✨

Linda will become this cross to bear for everyone in the square, but Linda has no support system around her to help her cope with it. Only, Johnny really. And who gives a shit about him?

Denise will be focused on Chelsea, as she's admitted to causing the whole festival mess because her character was too pedestrian, and we need to make her pettiness publise her when this festival will be forgotten. Chelsea also won't have consequences and her character will become worse over time, because Denise has excused it. Really, her storyline has been disconnected from her role in the six for months.

Stacey is in debt, she was frequently perved on by that man slag who tutored her daughter. Also, has to worry about, by extension, her granddaughter. Who's been recently trapped in a car? FOR NO FUCKING REASON??? Like, I know Lilly is only 14(?) but she hasn't been shown to be a shit mother until now when it's plot convenient. You'd question why she went through the trouble of having a baby but.....that's neither here or there. It's fucking stupid, they're giving Stacey too much of a rough time.

SUKI?? SUKI PANESAR? SUKEVE GETTING MARRIED 2025 ✨✨HOLY SHITE. So, where to start with Suki: she's getting married to Heather Peace. HEATHER FUCKING PEACE who was in my fyp singing Wallflower. Sooo, god sedate me if their wedding gets ruined by some twat. Or they apply their twat somewhere else. I won't be able to cope. And it's not because their relationship is perfect or whatever the fuck: but I honestly can't imagine either of them being with someone else at this point of time. If you've fought tooth and nail to be with someone for over 2 years, nearly getting murdered by said someone's husband and then getting repeated death threats and another murder attempt and you still love that person: that's usually endgame status for literally any other media apart from soap operas. So, EastEnders: the gays who wrote Lilly's daughter to be named after Charli XCX don't fuck it UP. We're not having a Chryed 2.0.

Kathy, she's there. She's 74, she's looking the same as she did when she was 54. Somehow? She's got such great skincare, and I need to look into it. But she hasn't got an overwhelming storyline at the moment, she's kind of Pat Butcher 2.0 with the support she's giving: like a very grandmother presence but she's not doing too much. She's kinda chill, and she's just being the voice of reason. Kathy is cool. I don't know what else to say.

Now, Sharon: she's got an interesting storyline coming up and I don't want EastEnders to fuck it up. Sooo, she's gone to jail for a week for contempt of court. Cool, but Chrissy Watts is coming back?!!! Sharon doesn't think the best about people necessarily but she can be blind when it comes to those she loves. Sharon gate for example? In what world is Phil Mitchell a nice bloke? In what world is Phil Mitchell so unresistable that you're "ripping each other's clothes off?" Anywayyyy, Sharon is intriguing because there's also the layer that she's adopted by Den, and she was loved unconditionally by him even though he was awful towards her. For example, his other daughter (biological) Vicky leaves because he admits he'll never love her like she does Sharon (this is overheard). Chrissy killed him, and even though it was self defense: she still hasn't accepted the fact Linda killed Keanu in defense of her: the same man who kidnapped her child.

The six was underutilised by the writers, became uninterested and when it's antithesis is storylines such as "who killed Den", "who killed Archie," it became boring. You know who killed him, you know why and it's a drag watching this avoidable situation drag out.

There's no problem having a case and it's intentions unravel over time, a disjointed ramble of explanations grasping at straws, a bunch of women who were in this high stressed situation and wanting to end the threat as soon as they could. However, as soon as they blamed Dean you knew he was going to go. I'm worried Linda won't face consequences because they could've called the police there, before she had to kill Keanu and Nish was piss assing around. They could've explored their characterisations and nuances over the last nine months, Stacey has literally murdered someone in the same pub 14 years before. No mention, nada. Their collective admission only came after Dean confessed to the crime he commited against Linda. So, something promising was executed terribly. Welcome to my hot take.

[eyeforabargain]

how do you feel about the new live action remake? a lot of people are saying melissa and halle are better than original you and ariel and people are starting to forget about the animated

//I had Ursula answer a question about Melissa in character a few posts back, so I'm gonna answer this one with my own opinion, and then I'm not touching this movie ever again.

I personally gave up on Disney live action remakes a while ago. Up through the 2019 Lion King, I tried to watch them all so that I could "keep up" and have an "informed opinion" with which to critique them. However, I realized after Aladdin and The Lion King were so demoralizingly bad that I was basically force feeding myself content that brought me no joy and just made me feel bad inside. It wasn't healthy, it wasn't worth my time or money, and tbh I know enough to have an informed opinion about any Disney live action remake without engaging with it.

So all that to say that I have not watched the live action Little Mermaid and I will not be watching it either. I've heard bad to mediocre things about it from trusted people I know who have seen it. From the clips I've seen on YouTube and my TikTok fyp, Melissa McCarthy BUTCHERED Ursula and Halle Bailey seems like she's just there for exposure to launch her singing career rather than actually being a decent actress with any investment in the character. The things they kept in the remake sound like they were done shoddily compared to the original, and the things they added (like the siren voice thing and the Awkwafina Scuttle song) were bad ideas from the word GO.

And that's the thing about these live action remakes - they're always every single time a mediocre retelling of a much better animated movie that rips off the older film while also simultaneously being shady and taking shots at the originals based on dumb internet nitpicks people had. That's all of them, and from everything I've seen and heard, that was this movie too. I know people wanted this one to be better and different because it had diverse casting and good representation. However, I think people went to bat for it for understandable political reasons without waiting to see the quality of the film and now that it's out and it's doing the exact same mediocre shit that the other live action remakes did, everyone is trying to bend over backwards to create a narrative about it being the huge success and big moment for representation that they thought it would be based on the casting. But there's only so much mileage that has before the recency bias fades away, and quite frankly, even if "representation" is the only end goal, we deserve better representation than this.

So I don't think this movie is ever going to replace the original or that people are going to forget about the original. It's just brand new right now and Disney's pouring millions into marketing this movie right now, but ultimately we know the fate of this movie because we've seen the fate of 2015 Cinderella, 2017 Beauty and the Beast, 2019 Aladdin, 2019 The Lion King, 2020 Mulan, and so on - they have their moment, they fade out in a few months, people forget about them, and Disney goes right back to promoting the animated line up. This one might hold on a BIT longer because it makes Disney look better in the Representation Matters department, but tbh I don't think it'll last for much longer either.

Jodi Benson IS Ariel. Pat Carroll IS Ursula. They originated those roles, and nothing will ever take that away. Halle and Melissa are just their sloppy seconds, unfortunately. And at the end of the day, I'm a firm believer in Walt Disney's ethos of "quality will win out." This soulless cash grab of a movie won't be the last one standing no matter how much money Disney throws at it.

[valemya]

Idk how I’m supposed to do this but for the prompt thing 💐🍑👒🌲🍒🔥

this is so many at once... I'm going to keep it short and simple for everyones sake

💐 bouquet: who are you most excited to meet in your dr?

In my dr I am definitely the most excited to meet my pookie Tech -`♡´- but also incredibly excited to meet my padawan Ezra (yes I ripped him from rebels and brought him to tcw. reality can be whatever I want) these two have my heart in such different ways but they are both so dear to me.

🍑 peach: who are your closest friends in your dr? how did/will you meet them?

Closest friends gotta be just about everyone. Naturally its the people I'm spending the most time with yknow, Tech (obviously), Rex, Anakin.. shoutout to Shadow badbatch @badbatchbruna when she comes along too.

I knew Anakin for a long time before the war, I'd say he was my first/only friend at the temple in the beginning, so there's a special type of closeness associated with that.

Rex I haven't had the pleasure of knowing for nearly as long, but when you work alongside someone so closely and in such severe circumstances you're bound to develop some crazy levels of trust. He's the one I tell all my secrets to. We met the day before I met the rest of the 501st, in a stuffy meeting with some other newly minted Generals and Captains being assigned to their respective battalions.

Aside from being my boyfriend I get along with Tech like a house on fire. I'm drawn to people that are funny and fuck does he make me laugh. On a deeper level I'd say we understand each other like no one else, and it means I'm content to stay up late listening to him talk about anything for the rest of my life. He was very chatty the first time we met- I think I might have been the first jedi that took the time to answer all his questions about the force. Or maybe the first jedi he'd really interacted with at all. It was early on in his time as a soldier, on a mission where we had the small luxury of being able to talk for a while.

👒 hat: what’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened in your dr/that you’ve scripted?

I've already answered this here

🌲 pine: what’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened in your dr/that you’ve scripted?

Not to get into the dirty details but there's a comms button on the Marauder's control panel that goes straight to the batches helmets, and I've probably bumped it and not realised it at least once while in the throes of passion.

🍒 cherries: what drew you to shifting? how did you learn about it?

What drew me to shifting is that I've always been a big daydreamer and wanted to find myself living in the universes that I loved. It began with the faraway tree. I learned about it through tiktok in 2020 and while everyone had their hogwarts dr I was committed to shifting to my queen (band) dr based in London in 1969. It sounded too good to be true of course, but I kept seeing it on my fyp and I was bored and lonely and it was a nice thing to daydream about. I started actually attempting to shift a few months later. Still going (semi) strong

🔥 fire: what’s your most controversial opinion about shifting?

I disagree with people that think having multiple s/os across realities is cheating. I understand their view, and it makes me feel a bit sad, but its not that black and white. To each their own though

[latveriansnailmail]

Examining the question of, would you jerk of Superman and swallow it in order to obtain his powers?

Mind, the question does not specify if Superman retains his powers. I imaging he would because supercum is a renewable resource. I would also accept the premise that Superman doesn't want to hand out his powers irresponsibly or else Batman would already have obtained superpowers in this way. I could also foresee a situation in which, say, Mongul is beating everyone's ass and planning to rip the planet in half and so Superman is distributing supercum in order to defeat the villain.

All that aside.

My reaction here is, of course you want the power and only a great fool would not be willing to do this. However, Superman is a one-woman-man and married to Lois Lane. He would not give over his supercum willingly. As such the only way to get it is to take it by force, battling Superman with kryptonite gloves and jerking him off in the streets of Metropolis while the citizenry looks on in terror. You cannot ethically obtain Superman's power this way.

[valleyfthdolls]

talk about any cassidyvictim headcanons you have.... go

:D

So while I think that Help Wanted 2 might call this into question, I have been of the belief that Elizabeth died in early 1983 and Sister Location takes place in 1990, because after 7 years of a missing person case having no leads, the person is declared dead. Thematic relevance. Anyways, this ties back to Cassidy because I think the traumatizing thing he witnessed was Elizabeth’s death. If the official guide is to be believed and the nightmares are his, this would also explain the mouth in the stomach (though him being the protag then fails to explain everything else, I’ll make that a different post) because how else would a child rationalize seeing what happened to Elizabeth than an animatronic eating her?

Not so much a headcanon but in a lot of depictions of the bite, his entire head is inside Fredbear’s mouth instead of between the teeth. This puts Fredbear’s incisors right over his neck, which would result less in head trauma and more in head… severance. This force would sever his skull from his spine at least, and if it broke skin/muscle/etc, it would likely fully decapitate him. I bring this up because I keep seeing that “the withereds are how the missing kids died 😱😱😱” thing passed around as fact on my TikTok fyp and everyone keeps saying “CASSIDY GOT HER ENTIRE SKELETON BRUTALLY AND PAINSTAKINGLY RIPPED OUT INCH BY INCH WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE THE WHOLE TIME 😱😱😱😱😱” but if we’re to assume that then. Golden Freddy can detach his head, so decapitation is also a fair assumption and a much less stupid and needlessly violent one. I just needed to talk about that somewhere.

I am a believer that Cassidy is trans. Not because Cassidy is a girl’s name, but because I like him. That being said, I also can dig gender apathetic Cassidy. (Still thinking about that)

I imagine Cassidy has like DID/OSDD or something ngl.

^ These kids maybe headmates?

At one point I did the math (well, really inadequate math, the heights are hella inconsistent), and I think my understanding of Cassidy’s proportional size indicates he’s about eight, turning nine.

[notebookmusical]

👀 pls share about the book you read last night

okay hello!! i'd read this author's adult debut last year when it came out (it was all over my tiktok fyp — i should've known better) and i ... was not charmed by it, to say the least. i often struggle with books that are ... thinly veiled fanfic/rpf/self insert/etc., and that is exactly what her first book felt like. with her first book, i felt like the characters lacked chemistry, that their relationship was unprofessional if not unethical, the pacing was wonky, among many other things. but i know so many people who loved it (or at least, rated it more favorably than i did), so i wanted to give her second book a shot. honestly, i should've just ... not read it, because somehow i liked this one even less than the first book of hers. it was like, one direction fanfic/camp rock meets ... smash (the tv show). my biggest qualm with this one is how the main character's best friend is written — her best friend, a queer Black woman, has no personality/no complexity/no agency, really. she's essentially forgotten for the entire book, and the main character is, to say it lightly, a shit friend to her. i think she was maybe the only character who was not white (although i might've missed something) and her only purpose in the book was to make it so the main character + the love interest couldn't get together. although to be fair, none of the characters really had much of a personality, and felt more like archetypes or tropes (the tropification of books / characters as a whole is something that i'd like to get into, but this ask is already far too long). as someone who likes musical theatre a lot, i found myself rolling my eyes at the overabundance of musical theatre references. the fake musical that's in this book sounded so boring + unappealing too — i'd personally rather see bad cinderella. the main character's stage name is "katee rose" and i spent a good chunk of the book trying to figure out if she's based off of katie rose clarke, or not, before we finally got a description of her and i realized she's essentially megan hilty. she was so flat and boring as a main character, and i quite literally couldn't have cared less about her. the broadway world boards would've ripped her and their show (based on rosie the riveter) to pieces. this is probably a personal thing + only something that bothers me because i'm a theatre snob, but i genuinely don't think the author knows how broadway works. like pre-broadway tryouts, workshops, etc. do not work like that. that's less important though. i was going to say that the love interest never took accountability for what he did years ago, but then realized that the main character also never took accountability for pretty much anything in this book, so i guess they're even! they both sucked! there was no emotional depth, no character growth, and honestly everyone was just so unlikable. the entire book just fucking sucked. i would say this was my worst book of the year so far, but unfortunately, i've read worse.

send me your anti recommendations 🤍

[jjsprentiss]

criminal minds!!!! as!!!!! tiktoks!!!!

i did this instead of paying attention in my lecture today bc the wlw of the bau > university

https://youtu.be/lMwB1gzGSkg

[azucanela]

not saying you love them [headcannons] gender neutral!reader

featuring: bakugou katsuki, denki kaminari, izuku midoriya, todoroki shouto, 

summary: based on a tik tok trend in which people film their partners leaving and saying, “i love you.” and don’t response with “i love you too!” panic then ensues.

note: based on this video i saw on my fyp along with others from the trend pls

warnings: cursing. 

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BAKUGOU KATSUKI

Looks at you like you just committed a legitimate war crime. Like he is very offended but he’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, maybe repeat himself once or twice thinking you didn’t hear him.

Bakugou doesn’t verbalize his love very often, but he always tries to before he goes anywhere in case it’s the last time he has a chance to.

Regardless, once he realizes its intentional he’s just gonna— “what the hell?” Because Bakugou bullies you a little, yes, but thats in his nature and you knew that, you were dating him in spite of it after all. 

It’s not like anything he’d said could’ve incited this reaction, and Bakugou can’t think of anything else he could’ve done to upset you so now he’s kinda stuck.

And annoyed.

And a little worried.

Just a little. He’s mostly annoyed, and he’s gonna drop whatever he’s carrying and just stare at you, and honestly you probably nearly burst into laughter as you continue whatever mundane task you’re doing.

“Yes?”

“Is something wrong?”

He doesn’t sound serious but there’s this look on his face and honestly it’s kinda endearing because he clearly cares and wow look at Bakugou go, being emotionally expressive, kind of. 

Honestly, either he notices the camera, or he starts to catch on some other way and just asks, “is this a fucking prank?”

You would burst out laughing, like something about the way he says it would just make you lose it, and Bakugou would like swat at your arm, and snatch the phone, you’re gonna have to tackle him for the footage.

I don’t think the video would go viral but maybe a solid 20k likes, if you even post it at all. 

DENKI KAMINARI

RIP Denki.

He’s really affectionate, so before he leave for whatever reason he’s wrapping his arms around you from behind and probably kissing you anywhere he can reach. 

When he’s finally done with his little routine (because he definitely does this every time he leaves) Denki is gonna press a final kiss against your lips and just say, “love you, bye.” Against them.

All is well, until you respond, “bye Denki!”

He’s gonna look at you, both brows raised and just, “I love you.” Like he’s gonna repeat it. And when you just say bye again he’s gonna start poking your face like, “you gotta say it back.”

Externally, he’s really calm about it. Seems like good ol’ playful Denki. Internally, he is freaking the fuck out, 100% convinced you are going to break up with him a week from now. 

Honestly makes it his mission to bother you into saying it back and anytime you play innocent he’s just gonna get worse.

At one point he’ll just spin you around and hold your face in his hands and press kisses all over your face and just punctate each with an, “I love you.” Until you say it back.

Never crosses his mind that is could be a prank, and he’s halfway ready to get down on his knees and start begging, or to start pestering you about why you’re upset. 

The end of the video is just him getting kinda quiet and being like, “you love me too, right?” 

And you just gotta stop right there and be like, “of course baby, it was a prank.” And then he’s beaming again, but he’s gonna playfully glare at you but now he’s relieved.

“My pranks are better.”

I feel like it would go viral, 500k+ likes. Everyone really likes Denki’s personality and they thought it was cute but they will be upset you didn’t tell him you loved him. 

IZUKU MIDORIYA

Well this would just be plain cruel. 

Izuku is also someone rather affectionate! He’s gonna press a simple kiss against your lips, wish you a nice day, and tell you he loves you.

And you... are not going to reciprocate his words of love. Just this once, to see his reaction. 

Izuku is 100% emotionally intelligent and perceptive and he’s going to wonder if he did something wrong instantly, frowning as he looks to you and asks, “what’s wrong? You wanna talk about it?”

He’s highkey, and externally distressed, but Izuku is trying to keep it together for your sake because he is completely convinced something is wrong. 

You’ll keep up your prank, telling him nothing is wrong and to have a nice day, act like nothing is amiss as he asks you questions. “Nothing I’m fine! Have fun at work.”

Soon, concern will turn into what Izuku does best: overthinking. He starts to wonder if he’s the problem. And he is not going to leave until his questions are answered. 

“I love you?”

“Have fun!”

“Y/N did I do something?” He asks instantly, does not dance around it, he wants to know whats wrong and how he can fix it— that’s just in Izuku’s nature. Despite his straightforward question, he still looks really nervous, his hands are wrung together and he’s looking at you.

I feel like this would go viral like 100k+ likes because Izuku is just so,,, Izuku. He’s really nice and everyone in the comments in just jealous because he’s soft.

“Where did you find him?” and “Aw so cute, I’m blocking you.” Are very common comments for you, so have fun with that.

TODOROKI SHOUTO

Literally, why would you do this. By far the most depressing reaction.

He’s gonna be like, “I love you, I’ll see you later.” And he’ll like, press a kiss to you’re cheek and everything you almost break right there and don’t do the prank.

You gotta stay strong and just be like, “have fun!” Trying to maintain the facade ya know? 

Instantly, Todoroki is panicking. Not externally, but internally. His brows are gonna furrow and he immediately thinks he’s done something wrong and absolutely ruined his entire relationship with you.

He’s confused, to say the least. Why didn’t you say you love him like you usually do? Had he done something? Did he forget to do something? Was today an important date? Did he miss your anniversary? He’s going through everything he’s done with you for the past month.

He’s gonna look at you again, and he’s just gonna repeat himself with a quiet little, “I love you.” Please this makes me wanna cry.

He’s probably gonna leave, thinking you want alone time, but the camera is gonna catch him standing at the doorway, looking back at you, and he’s definitely gonna tell you he loves you again. 

He’ll also linger in the doorway and being the blunt person he is, he’ll definitely at one point just, “did I do something wrong?”

You’re gonna look at him, and then the prank is over like you snap right there and you go over to him and apologize and tell him it’s a prank.

This will definitely go viral, like 1 million+ likes. The comments are just SLANDERING you or hitting on Todoroki though, like everyone is like, “TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM RIGHT NOW.” or, “IF YOU DON’T LOVE HIM, I WILL.” 

You’re gonna have to post a video proving you said you loved him, and that’s also gonna go viral.

[dingusteveharrington]

somehow now my entire fyp is that clip of will saying “you’re mom” from s2 and everyone is taking it out of context 💀

someone said this is the mindslayer 💅🏽 and i agree

"your.. yOUR MOM😲"

"....hold him down🫤😕"

its all over my FYP too😂 petition to change mindflayer to mindslayer bc he do be slaying.. in more ways than one. rip billy and the rest of the flayed from s3 💯😂🫶🏻🧎🏻‍♀️

[aahsoka]

So having been on tiktok for a bit I wanna talk a little about it.

What I like

It’s actually rather entertaining to scroll through up to 30 second videos one after the other. Sometimes the humor falls flat or it’s not your taste, but the algorithim is quite good at recommending the kind of content you will like.

I joined right when there was a big trend going around about sharing your culture, and soon after a Blackout trend where non-Black creators stopped posting for a day & spread/supported videos by Black creators. So I ended up with a fairly diverse fyp or “for you page”. It also quickly gathered that I am bisexual, so I get plenty of lgbt+ content. There’s some art mixed in there, some cosplay, some historical costuming/seamstresses, lots of avatar jokes lately, musical theatre content, fashion, girls in bikinis on rollerskates (in outer space), commentary on political issues, body positivity, all the kinds of stuff I like. To get a feed that caters to your interests you just have to watch & like videos you’re interested in & eventually it gets a feel for what you’ll watch and what you won’t.

Theres a trend where people say which ‘side’ of tiktok they’re on and I get ‘science side of tumblr’ flashbacks but I’ve mostly avoided the “straight” and conservative sides of tiktok. I would be considered a part of “woke”, “alt” (as in alternative) and lgbt+ tiktok (there are separate ones for each letter of the acronym). Possibly also “theatre” and “cosplay” tiktok. These categories are nebulous and you’re usually part of multiple communities; its just as arbitray as ‘science side of tumblr’ was.

The format reminds me of snapchat a little, and I love to talk to myself on video & post dumb thirst traps for my friends (none of which I’m attracted to so idk what my goal is there) and make stupid jokes. So this app is kinda perfect for my attention seeking side & hyperactive tendencies. Its very easy to consume on a short attention span, though not as easy as vine was.

Being in quarantine, its a way for a lot of people to engage in hobbies that involve community. Cosplay is pretty popular, as its a fun way to show off a costume & dress up & have fun without having to attend a convention. I enjoy the way lip synced audios can be used to emulate the character someone is dressed as; that’s something you couldn’t really do unless you were really good at impressions. Its a nice succinct way to show the process of creating a cosplay as well.

Those who enjoy theatre, but cannot perform in shows at this time, are able to create mini-monologues & sketches as well as sing parts of their favorite songs. Its an avenue through which to perform without putting anyone at risk of the virus. It’s also an easy way to show off your talents without having to go through the audition process & actually get cast in a show as a prominent enough role that someone will notice it.

It’s a convenient format for discourse and educational videos. Nice, short, easily digestible tidbits that stay in your mind. This extremely catchy song, for example: “Black neighborhoods are overpoliced, so of course they have higher rates of crime, and white perpetrators are undercharged, so of course they have lower rates of crime. And all of those stupid stats you keep using are operating off a small sample size. So, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up”.

As well as other videos where people take the time to explain historical events, satirize racist arguments to demonstrate why they are wrong, talk about prevalent tropes in movies, teach a few signs in ASL, share facts about their culture, etc, etc. I have found there are quite a lot of people there from unique and fairly unknown cultures and backgrounds- and this is a place where they’re able to share their culture & existence with people all over the world. There are a thousand different viewpoints. Their videos are doing far more for diverse representation than any other platform, I’d argue, as everyone is extremely visible on the app. (‘Their’ as in the creators, not the app itself).

I also have enjoyed coming across new artists on the app. It’s really fun to watch the process they go through, as most art videos deal with the whole creation of a piece. It’s inspiring. I have also come across a painter who’s work I’m in love with, and a woman who makes and sells the CUTEST ceramic mugs, and I need to purchase some stuff from them both.

Now onto the bad:

Unfortunately, the app doesn’t have much in the way of a filtering or warning system. I talked about that tiktok of the kids coming across human remains? That was just on people’s fyp. Just popped up. No warning. No reason for it to still be up. Traumatizing.

You can click on a video and say ‘not interested’ (I do this to literally every video I get where some girl is thirsting after kylo ren 🤮..... like I want the star wars videos just not THOSE videos). However, it doesn’t seem to know exactly why you weren’t interested, because I still get those videos from time to time. There’s no content filter where I can blacklist the kylo ren or any other hashtag.

There’s some very shitty content. There are racist conservatives. Misogynistic teen white boys. Really weird thirst traps. Videos where people lip sync to something with a straight face and tag it with #acting. Harmful body image trends. I thankfully stay very clear of this, but this kind of content makes me worry for the minors on the app. The one’s who don’t have enough of a concept of self yet to realize they don’t need to be able to do the newest pointless beauty trend to be beautiful, to realize it’s ok for them to be gay, to realize how predatory some adults can be, etc etc.

It is extremely easy to come across minors on the app who don’t look like teens. One time I went to a girl’s page and it said she was FIFTEEN. I’m usually good at guessing ages but something about this app messes that up. I wish there was a way to separate people under 18 and adults. Where I don’t have minor’s thirst traps popping up on my fyp. Where pedophiles don’t get a chance to curate that fyp intentionally. If anyone reading this has kids, I highly recommend they make their tiktok private or only viewable to friends.

Just like any site, there are plenty of bigots. Lots of racist comments. Plenty of transphobia. Any hatred you’ve seen elsewhere, of course it exists on tiktok. I have actually zero clue if you can report people & if it works. Most people seem to send a video commentary to their haters or duet a video of a racist pointing out their racism. I’ve heard of creators blocking people, however. I remember a tiktok of a Black woman who’s video somehow went fairly viral in Poland and now she gets a lot of racist comments from this large group of random racisf Polish followers she has and its extremely time consuming to block them all, as there’s no mass block feature.

The rumors about what works with the algorithm and doesn’t abound. I’ve heard well lit videos get more views. Many people suspect they have been shadowbanned for speaking out about current events. TikTok will remove the audio from videos sometimes if they deem it controversial enough. Most of us know they were criticized recently for intentionally keeping Black creator’s videos from being seen (a catalyst for the Blackout, actually). Or you may also recall when it was criticized for widely removing lgbt+ content. Those creators are fighting to be seen the same amount as straight cis white creators are allowed to be seen with no effort.

The effects some trends could have on teen girls. So many of them are already so uncomfortable in their own skin simply because of societal standards, but the absolutely meaningless challenges people come up with on tiktok make it so much worse. One trend was based around whether your finger touched your lips when you put it in your nose. Or if you could get your clasped hands around the back of your legs and over your butt (if they get passed, you have a flat ass, if they get stuck, its big). These completely arbitrary signifiers of the things you need to have in order to be pretty, are far more ridiculous that anything I have seen yet in my life. I worry about little girls taking these ideas to heart. There is a very kind body positive community on the app & I hope more people can find that.

There’s also that thing where they steal your data. Like most apps. But apparently they got a lot more invasive than usual, so I would look into it before making an account; if you want to do that.

I think the apps users can be great & its a pretty intuitive set up. It certainly deserves its popularity solely as a creative form of social media. That being said, its owners are so so insidious & do the worst things. Just like all other social media, its controlled by the worst kind of people. Who can never figure out how to effectively get rid of nazis or keep kids safe from adult content.

These are my less serious gripes with the app:

1) Lip syncing

When people lip sync and don’t do any kind of skit, joke, etc, just look as if they’re saying what someone else said; I hate that. I have to go back and find the original tiktok so I can like it instead. You literally did nothing interesting by ripping off someones audio and moving your lips along to it. So many people on this app are creative and so many others lack any semblance of creativity.

Also people are too easily impressed by lip syncing to kinda-fast songs. I lip synced to like....10 seconds of the devil went down to georgia and two people praised my lip syncing abilities. Like, I can also sing and talk fast, out loud, isn’t that more impressive? more skillful? The fiddle playing in that song is impressive, not the fact I can lip sync ‘the devil went down to georgia, he was lookin for a soul to steal, he was in a bind, cause he was way behind.’ Have you ever seen someone play Johnny’s fiddle solo????? It’s insane!!!

Rather than see someone lip sync to the verse in Stressed Out 2x faster than normal (which is, extremely simple and the song was overplayed and ingrained into our collective consciousness) and go WOW what about someone.....doing the verse out loud. You can litterally just mouth random words and look like you’re saying the right ones. It’s driving me crazy lmao. I’m set to become a God of tiktok because I have a repertoire of fast songs and rap verses memorized. It’s not even an uncommon skill to speak or sing quickly, people literally make rap music for a living! Listen to it maybe.

2) “Acting”

I am begging you to stop making me sit through those horrible POVs. I cannot take another girl not quite fake crying towards the camera as she lip syncs the words from a song that apply to the random situation she decided she was in. I cannot take another boy who thinks its sexy to stare into a camera and smirk in every single situation he creates.

Back to lip syncing, making facial expressions along to words isn’t really acting. Try saying the words out loud perhaps? The inflection you use with your lines is a pretty big part of acting. Like you can lip sync all you want, just stop tagging it with #acting.

3) Comedic timing, or lack thereof

You don’t need the entire intro to sit there looking at the camera waiting until the first line starts and you can lip sync to the part that’s the joke. You could cut off at least 15 seconds. Brevity is the soul of wit.

When your joke involves both reading text on screen and listening to the song for the punchline, if it isn’t done prefectly, its so difficult to follow. I can’t read a paragraph in 5 seconds. Paraphrase.

4) self deprecating artist audio

the audio thats like ‘this wont get views’ ‘I suck’ ‘you probably won’t see this anyway’ LOVE YOURSELF

It sucks when people dont enagage with your art but it sucks worse when your value in yourself and you art is based solely on receiving that validation. Please find a healthy medium.

Also you’re asking for pity, and you don’t want that. You want people who genuinely love your art for what it is.

5) editing videos is really hard how do you make such cool & smooth transitions????

please help me I don’t understand

Finally

here’s my account if you’re interested

[formulatemotif]

dauphin island week; day 2-3 2/24/2020

ahhh

ok so wow i totally forgot to do this yesterday! it’s been like one day and i already forgot. so stupid. yesterday i saw a crab and that was essentially the highlight of the whole day. i’m now kinda obsessed with them. but not really. mostly i’ve been concerned about my friends. i feel like they don’t really like me anymore. like ruby. i already kinda know adam doesn’t like me but it doesn’t feel good all the same! i wish i wasn’t such a bitch. all i know how to do is talk about myself and bore people. god im so fucking boring!!! mercy was right. im literally so awful. i’ve been in and out of depressive episodes these last couple days, which, you know, prolly does not really help with my perception of other people. i just.. i mean. i don’t know. they don’t like me. they must not, right? from what i can tell.. i don’t know. it’s ok if they don’t like me. cause i like them. and i’ll just keep liking them and supporting them anyway. of course, no one is coming to me to talk anything out or for advice, because, you know, i am a bitch and no one likes me, but i’ll be here regardless! i’m so mean. just mean and annoying and i talk too much. it must be so awful having to deal with me. i can’t imagine being my friend. i just wanna say i’m sorry to them without sounding like i’m being attention seeking. i just want people to like me! it’s so basic and teenage girly but i wish my friends would like me. or maybe they do? i think aiden likes me. i think mia might as well. but i don’t know. i feel like i’m somehow pushing them away. maybe they’re starting to grow out of me. like i’m mr. peanutbutter or some shit, like i make friends that haven’t grown up yet because i’m so immature. but i’m 16! i don’t know if i act 16 but i’m 16. i’m supposed to be immature. everyone said i was mature for my age but i’m really starting to regress. i can hardly talk to family friends or whatever. i guess mostly because i don’t *want* to talk to them. i just hate myself. i wish i wasn’t so sad. it’s a lot because i’m here with my dad’s family. it’s kinda like.. everything’s getting progressively worse? like it was fine the first couple days, sans a fight that i think happened a little later into the night. but today was worse. i think zach got upset or something and charlotte didn’t really do a whole lot to stop it. she’s dying too. you can see it when you look at her. she wears a sort of wrap thing on her head and her face looks old. it’s depressing. i can’t imagine how her kids must feel. i feel so guilty feeling sad. they have it so much worse than me. they’re losing both their parents to cancer. she probably won’t even live long enough to see jon graduate highschool. it makes me so sad. everything makes me so sad. i am sad! just.. constantly perpetually sad. i hope someday i can look back on this and not be sad. but i don’t know. i’ve noticed this kind of weird thing i do where stuff i make or post or whatever will have some sort of like.. undertone. whether obvious or not, it’s there. for instance, this recent post:

like it’s? funny haha post. but then:

like? what the fuck is this ? what is this doing here? ??? i think i seriously annoy my friends with all the sad shit though. god i wish i wasn’t so sad!!! and i know you always accuse people of doing shit that you do yourself, which is why i think they’re annoyed when i kinda hint that i’m sad. i think maybe aiden is less annoyed with it though. i more think adam is. and maybe ruby too. god, ruby does not like me. like at all. she really doesn’t like me. all of our conversations are dry and she does not seem at all like she wants to talk to me. today, i was trying to organize my gayass little harem thing with the mudae bot (moon runes, i know, but roll with me) i was trying to do this in like, a separate channel, so that adam and ruby’s messages wouldn’t get in the way and so i wouldn’t be like, flooding their conversation with mudae shit. they keep going into the channel im in in between short/medium intervals of time. i really was not articul8 at all with this shit and id just be like “please” and move to a different channel, which they’d eventually go to. i guess it really was my fault, just for not communicating. but i said “plz leave me in peace so i can organize” or some such yaddle. adam was like “leave jul in pece!” which was grate!! yay i communicated clearly and nicely to adam!! yes!!! then i went into another channel, which ruby entered after a while, and started using the bot in. i was like “PLZ I JUST WANT TO ORGANIZE PLEASE GOD” or smth. hopefully in a jokey way? ?? then she said “this is a virgo moment” and while that is funny haha joke it kinda makes me think? cause earlier in a half assed fight thing i said “wow this is such a libra moment!” to her cause she was bein manipulative in a way. and now im wondering.. if she was mad.. and im just.. god i hate myself. just intensely and completely i hate myself with every fiber of my being im so awful and just terrible to be around and talk to and im jsut so so so fucking annoying and on my god damn high horse and boring and ill take talking out of you and im so ugly and just plain stupid and weird and i hide things for no reason or the sake of a joke and it’s just. . so weird and stupid. and i hate myself. just. intensely. i hate myself so much. it’s so hard to express in words. this is kinda graphic but imagine you have like, a kitchen knife, and you’re like, committing harakiri. like when u cut ur stomach open. or maybe more like, stabbing yourself over and over again. i need to go into detail if i want this to be clear. like this deeprooted intense burning in the back of my mind. searing, hot, burning flesh ripping apart layer after layer of my scalp. nails dug so deep into my arm they draw blood. ripping apart your skin on concrete, so deep you feel faint, so much blood conglomerating together in the wound the red becomes black. just a horrible gnawing feeling all the time, like a dog and a bone, forever just creeping in the back of my head. that was very graphic and dark but it’s the only way i can explain it! it fucking *hurts* dude!!! i hate myself so much it’s painful. just awful. a lot of the time, i cut because i hate myself so much. i feel like i deserve it. and i prolly do! and this is so off topic but that reminds me of this funny hehe haha tiktok i found that i’ll link that’s about cutting. i was like .. Holy shit. My fyp is getting a little too specific! but it made me laugh and all the comments were funny. like the “my wrist look like a barcode” i just fhgjdfjkghk  CAUSE IT DOES.. DGFMFNAM .. .. ngjdfgnuregheruskghg. so awful