#everyone say hello kerry

[chazmcfreelyhater]

extreme stunt accident 2000

[sb25p]

Playing Cyberpunk for the first time as Male V

Me: *sees Panam* oop, well hello there 😉

Panam: *blows something up*

Me: I think I’m in love 😍

Panam: *needs help with Saul*

Me: *literally in the middle of another mission and calls motorbike* I’m on my way wifey 🏃

Joytoys: *existing*

Me: NO THANK U IM MARRIED!!

River: *exists and isn’t even gay*

Me: I have a wife 👊🏼

Judy: *exists and is a different type of gay* 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Me: Ey bestie, did you know I have a wife?

Panam: *sends text*

Me: *crashes car* I must respond to my WIFE

Panam: *sends shower selfie over email*

Me: That’s MY wife 🥰

*continues to go through the game telling everyone she’s my wife and that I love her*

Me: What’s this? *New gig: Holdin’ On* Hey Johnny! Who the fuck is Kerry Eurodyne?

Kerry: *literally pointing a gun at me*

Me: Who the fuck-

Kerry: *shreds guitar*

Me: Oh woah…🫢 I mean-! I’m married 😤

Kerry: *blows up a car*

Me: *cough*

Kerry: *puts arm around me at club*

Me: Um, I’m not cheating on my wife 😥

Kerry: *serenades me on a boat*

Me: I’m not cheating…on my wife? 🤔

Kerry: *trashes boat*

Me: I’m divorcing my wife *kisses Kerry* 😘

Johnny: *about to raid Mikoshi* You should call someone. Might not get the chance to say goodbye.

Me: *options to call Panam or Kerry* Obviously, I’m calling my husband.

[panelshowsource]

i feel like i'm so annoying being like JOE WILKINSON ROISIN CONATY but please understand i say it because it would be guaranteed hilarious 🥹

but okay okay let's think

first i think it would be funny to have some of the well-known bonafide smartypantses on, like jo brand, david and victoria, charlie brooker, clive anderson, richard osman, dara, and john oliver, because it's just funny as heck to see them get tripped up or stumped hehe and you may be thinking "what about stephen fry and sandi toksvig?" THERE IS NO STUMPING THEM. EVER. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

there are lots of other lowkey smartypantses who would be so funny — paul foot, armando iannucci, adam buxton, elis james, lee mack, rhod gilbert, bill bailey, miles jupp, wild card suggestion is darragh from the chase he cracks me up. now, random people smartypants and otherwise i think would kill the format hmmm okay besides joe and roisin who mean everything to me, guz khan, lucy beaumont, prof. hannah fry, ed gamble, chloe petts, mel giedroyc, vic reeves, claudia, matt forde? could be quite funny actually and i think guy would laugh at him a lot?, ahir shah, jess hynes, nish kumar, judi love, johnny vegas, jamie laing, jessica knappett, sara barron, kerry godliman, fatiha el-ghorri, ivo graham, get william hanson on there why not

🚨 danny dyer, susie dent, catherine tate, alan carr 🚨 HANDS DOWN!!!

don't you think this format would be perfect for chris addison to come back into our panel show lives

and omg mark watson because remember when guy was having a lil go at him 😭😭😭💀💀💀

CUZ THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT guy is the host and he needs to think the guests are funny... hmm who would have a hilarious dynamic with guy...well...everyone😁 guy is the best😁

it makes sense, too, that some of the funniest dynamics on a format like cats does countdown would work on guy mont spelling bee, since it's all about being a lil smarty — so russell howard and roisin on the same panel would be great because she does her best and he takes the piss out of her. people who take the piss out of each other...hmm...fatiha el-ghorri and phil wang lmfao...alan carr and romesh one of my underrated faves...frankie boyle and miles jupp would be so good omg

I SHOULD STOP NOW hehehe sorry for the block of text i answered this stream of consciousness i hope you don't mind heheheheh

what about you??

aww what a cute question 🥰 honestly i do associate it with autumn because it often comes out in september/october (so i think of it as part of the fall tv schedule)! but, really, i associate different series with different seasons? like i think of s7 as being winter time because kerry made that big circle in the snow hahaha that kind of thing! it wouldn't surprise me if a lot of people think of taskmaster + summer tho?

omg i love map men they're so funny

thanks for taking the time to send in these other recs i'll check them out 🥹🫶 posting these for everyone else to enjoy too!!!

i haven't seen either yet!!! how are they? they're both on my drive waiting for me to watch them 🥹 i might watch ahir's tonight

sorry anon i don't, only the epub version is easily available 😞 maybe someone reading this will be able to help out?

someone sent it over!! i added it to the drive :)<3

hello anon yes! i threw it in the alex horne collection folder here it is :)

hello! you're not the first person to ask me this but i really don't think you can! as far as i know there is no proshot, it was never streamed in cinemas, never streamed online... someone can correct me if i'm wrong but :(

i think we just missed seeing it at the actual theatre (▱˘︹˘▱)

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[karriethemechtech]

Hello mercenaries! My name is Karrie DeLacey, and in case you didn’t know, my mercenary company is hiring! DeLacey’s Last Resort is currently in the market for new members!

Things we look for:

Have mech, will travel attitude!

Can beat Kerrie in a drinking contest

Have cool war stories or at least hold a conversation well enough

Openness about your past employment

Competent mech operation or better (should I put that there? I feel like everyone’s looking for skill, why would I need to say that? Like Oh, I Only Want The Worst Mercs In The World who says that???)

Things we don’t mind:

Status of mech ownership. We get it, things happen! We can find something to hook you up with. I’m also willing to do light customizations on your mech, so just say something

Exactly what happened in your past. As long as you play nice and work with the team, I don’t mind (Clanners, ex-WoBbies, etc.—this job takes all kinds!)

Substance use. As long as you’re not piloting drunk or high we couldn’t care less

Things we do:

Pretty much all sorts of work!

If I get one more backwater garrison job that turns unexpectedly hot again I’m going to shoot someone

So let’s talk! If you think you have what we’re looking for, shoot me a message and we’ll hammer things out.

[wrestlinghistorywithkay]

Behind The Iron Claw : The Von Erich Story Part 3 : The New Generation

Hello Everyone! Here is the third and final part of ‘ Behind The Iron Claw: The Von Erich Story ’. If you haven’t read Parts one and two , please go check them out ! I also want to say thank you for taking the time to read this series and my other articles I have here on my blog! In this article , I’ll be discussing the third generation of Von Erichs in professional wrestling.

Lacey Dawn Adkisson ( Lacey Von Erich ) was born July 17, 1986. Lacey is Kerry Von Erich’s daughter and Fritz Von Erich’s granddaughter. Lacey stepped foot in the squared circle in 2007 with WWE as a developmental talent for Florida Championship Wrestling ( FCW ) . She was also the first member of the third generation of the Von Erich family to do so. Lacey would make her debut as a valet for Billy Kidman on September 15,2007. She would also be a valet for Ryan O’Reilly ( Konner ) alongside two time WWE Divas Champion, Maryse. In October, she would make her in ring debut against another third generation wrestler , Natalya Neidhart, the daughter of Jim ‘ The Anvil Neidhart ’, granddaughter of Stu Hart, and niece of Bret ‘ The Hitman ’ Hart and Owen Hart. She would also manage Alicia Fox and team with Natalya and Maryse in a match against Fox and Brie and Nikki Bella ( The Bella Twins ). She would be released from her contract after asking to go to OVW. She would spend time on the independent scene and become the Windy City Pro Wrestling Ladies’ Champion in 2009. She won the championship in a Fatal 4 Way match which was her debut for the promotion. Thus, she vacated the championship after being signed to TNA. She would also have a run in Wrestlicious , a women’s wrestling promotion started by Jimmy Hart. Von Erich would make her TNA debut on October 1,2009 as Heel and becoming a member of The Beautiful People ( Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky). She is a one time TNA Knockouts Tag Team Champion along with Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne .

Kevin Marshall Adkisson and David Michael Ross Adkisson ( Marshall and Ross Von Erich ) are the sons of Kevin Von Erich and grandsons of Fritz Von Erich. Marshall was born on November 10,1992 and Ross was born on June 1, 1988. Lacey Von Erich is their cousin. Marshall and Ross made their profession wrestling debut in 2012 at World League Wrestling, losing in a tag team match against Jason Jones and Brian Breaker. They would also debut for a Japanese promotion called Pro Wrestling NOAH the same year . The brothers would make their wrestling TV debut in 2014 at TNA’s Slammiversary Pay Per View. Kevin would be managing his sons. They would make appearances in TNA from 2014 and 2015 . They would also compete in Action Zone Wrestling , a promotion in Hawaii where they lived. They would win the tag team championships. In the Summer of 2017, they would wrestle alongside Kevin at Rage Megashow in Israel. Therefore , in 2019, Marshall and Ross would find their way to Major League Wrestling ( MLW ). They would become MLW Tag Team Champions after defeating MJF and Richard Holliday ( The Dynasty ) . In 2022, they would face The Briscoes ( Mark and Jay ) at the show for Ric Flair’s Last Match. In 2023, the Von Erichs would appear in AEW and ROH. In 2024, they would team with Dustin Rhodes , the son of the ‘ American Dream ’ Dusty Rhodes , to win the Ring Of Honor World 6-Man Tag Team Championships at AEW Battle Of The Belts XI (11). ( I did do an article on that match and my reaction to it ! ). Marshall and Ross are also the hosts of The Von Erich podcast. They would interview guests such as ‘ The Perfect 10 ’ Baby Doll, and their mother , Pam.

Lacey’s sister , Hollie alongside Marshall and Ross’ sister , Kristen , also have a podcast. It’s called Growing Up Von Erich. They feature guests such as Natalya Neidhart and family members such as Cathy , Hollie and Lacey’s mother.

My Final Thoughts:

I have so much respect for the Von Erich family. I wrote this series to hopefully help all of you , my amazing readers, to understand who they are and how they impacted wrestling through tragedy and triumph. I enjoy both podcasts and enjoy watching Marshall and Ross when they appear on AEW TV. Lacey was also my favorite member of The Beautiful People . This has to be my favorite series I’ve done here on my blog. Trust me, it took hours of research to put the series together.

Love You All,

- Kay

[mermaidsirennikita]

Hello! I hope September is treating you kindly!

Any recs for the fall? Thank you!

Hi! It is, thank you. I'm very excited about it :D

I do have some autumnal recommendations.

The Earl Takes All by Lorraine Heath. Historical. This book does take place in autumn and winter, I think—and I'm pretty sure my feeling there is right because the stepback is soooo autumnal. I also think it has this historical vibe that really gives "grab some some coffee and a sweater and watch the leaves fall". Not all historicals have this, but to me these very dramatic, emotional, insular ones (Lorraine's specialty) absolutely GIVE it. Waking Up with the Duke also gives me this vibe—I want to say that the later chunk of the book does take place over winter, which would logically mean the earlier chunk takes place over fall.

You, Again by Kate Goldbeck. Contemporary. This is gender-flipped When Harry Met Sally, essentially (they meet each other, it's dislike at first sight, she's wild and he's uptight; they meet a few more times, then finally again when she's going through a divorce and they become best friends, but there's obviously more) and WHMS is one of the most autumnal movies OF ALL TIME. I mean. Google that cover. Look at that cover.

The Ex Hex and The Kiss Curse by Erin Sterling. Paranormal. These are very LIGHTLY paranormal. Basically, they're set in this very fun, spooky little town where witches live right underneath everyone's nose. They're romantic, they're whimsical, they're sexy. Very "Halloween Eve". Plus, The Wedding Witch, the last(?) book in the series is coming out soon! That adds in a bit of time travel and light Christmas, too.

Mating the Huntress by Talia Hibbert. Paranormal. Another light Halloween Eve paranormal. The heroine comes from a long line of werewolf hunters, but her family doesn't want her to do it... However, she decides to jump on the opportunity when she meets a werewolf in the wild. The problem? He's actually very sweet, and he DOES recognize her as his mate lol.

Aurelia by S.M. LaViolette. Historical. This one has a very Gothic vibe, which to me is very autumnal. It's set on this remote island, where the heroine goes to paint these specimens the hero, a naturalist, has collected. He has this big estate, he's scarred, he's actually quite flirty lol. You get a sort of eerie sensibility, but it's not overwhelming—kinda on the Bronte side of things.

It Happened One Autumn by Lisa Kleypas. Historical. BUT OF COURSE! Obviously, one must read IHOA during autumn.

The Raven Prince by Elizabeth Hoyt. Historical. Another one that's very Gothic and therefore very autumnal to me, the classic "Jane Eyre vibes but make it super sexy and way less children-adjacent" setup.

Bride by Ali Hazelwood. Paranormal. This is perfect for those dipping their toes into the water for paranormal; the light, but sexy "vampire and werewolf arranged marriage" book. Totally gives me fall vibes.

Kingdom of the Wicked Trilogy Kerri Maniscalco. Paranormal/fantasy. The spookiest series in the best possible way! Witches, devils, werewolves, ALLLL of it, and with a historical vibe (set in 1800s Italy, I think Sicily specifically). Advertised as YA, but it's really not. The first book doesn't have sex, but the trilogy is sequential and uhhhh the next two books are................. very hot.

The Darkest London Series by Kristen Callihan. Historical paranormal. This Victorian series has everything you want—heat, supernatural creatures, running around in big skirts. I would definitely recommend reading these in order though they're each about different couples, but they're all good so it's fine. Not all set in autumn (lol one is called Winterblaze ffs) but they all give you that SENSE.

The Thornchapel Series by Sierra Simon. Contemporary but with magic. Again, very Gothic, very literally so. Spooky as fuck. Rituals, blood oaths, curses, all the like. Verrrrry sexy. The books actually progress with the seasons—each one has a feast/holiday.ritual corresponding to the season. But you get ALL the vibes.

[chessalein]

JackieXNori slice of life thoughts

Beside her depression episodes, Nori sometimes had days on which she felt paranoid and off. This was one of these days.

She ordered something for Jackie and went together with a delamain into the city to get it. As she sat it on the table in front of him, she suddenly felt very unsure and scared.

"WAIT!" She yelled as Jackie tried to open the box.

"Why?"

"What... if its a bomb?"

"A bomb?"

"Yes." Her eyes were filled with sorrow as she stared at the package.

"Why should there be a bomb in it?"

"I don't know. Maybe I angered the guy when I put down the order. Or he hates Valentinos! Or he knows who it is for and wants to have you dead!"

"... Or maybe you have one of your paranoid days. Love, you just brought this from the city all the way here. Wouldn't it had gone off by now?"

"... What if it only detonates when you open it?!"

"I'm 100% sure there isn't a bomb in it. Ya wouldn't anger him by ordering stuff. He gets money for that. And the other things... Can't deny that but I trust it that its okay. Okay?"

"... Okay. You're right. It will be okay."

As Jackie attempted again to open it, Nori was glued to him. Cheek on cheek.

"My love..."

"This way we die together. I brought it to our home. I will get down with it."

"You're really worried, eh?"

"I am."

He glanced over to his girlfriend, trying to find a solution what to do. Then he had an idea.

"Alright, lets go outside." With one hand he grabbed the box while he wrapped his other arm around his girlfriend and carried her out of the house.

After setting her down, he walked up to one of the security bots and set the box down in front of it.

"What are we doing?" Nori asked worried.

"We let the bot open the box. This way no one gets hurt."

"Of course someone will! What about Jasper?"

"Jasper?"

"The bot."

"You gave the bot a name?"

"Of course! He deserves one as well. This is Jasper. The one over there is Noah. They even listen to their names. HELLO NOAH!" She waved over to the bot who waved back at her.

"Since when do they do that?" He waved over, confused and not knowing what to make out of this new information. They had the bots since they built the house and never had he seen them wave.

"You have to call his name and say hello. I programmed them when you and the V's had this heist and then went to... don't know. You were gone for what felt like 3 month. Judy came by and she showed me. "

He was impressed, but still bothered by it as well. When Nori gave something a name, she instantly treasured it and held it close to heart. That will be a problem if the bots had to defend themselfes against someone or something.

"So... Jasper or Noah are not allowed to open the box?"

"... no?" She almost whispered. Embaressed that she cared so much about the bots, knowing that everyone says they don't have a soul.

A big sigh came from the big man. Not knowing what to do now, he looked around, hoping another solution would come to his mind.

"What are you two doing?" Vincent walked out of the front door, joining the two of them after he saw them from his window.

"Tryin' to find a way to open the box without openin' it ourself. There could be a bomb in there."

"A bomb?"

"Yes. Nori has such a feelin' "

Vincent knew what that meant. He knew her conditions. It was a sad reminder of the hard times she had in her life.

"Now you gonna let the bot open it? Smart"

"Nope. We can't let Jasper or Noah get hurt." Jackie said with a bit of frustation in his voice while they watched how Nori carefully fetched the box.

"Jasper and Noah?"

"Say 'Hi Noah' and wave"

Vince did so and was surprised when one of the bots waved back.

"... We're fucked if they ever break when they defend us."

"Yea..."

"I have an idea!"

10 Minutes later, they stand on Kerry's property, the box sitting in front of one of his bots.

"Is that really okay? Its not our home or our bot." The last thing Nori wanted was to make Kerry angry.

"We have enough money to buy a new one and repair when something breaks. We're good, mi amor."

Now all three stood further away from the bot. The problem was that none of them had anything a say in what the bot does. So, Vince called Valerie to hack into it.

While doing so, Kerry came out to ask the people in his frontyard what they were doing there and watched while the bot opened the box.

Nothing happened. Not even a little poof.

"I'm glad!" Nori said while happily walking over, picking up the box and giving it to Jackie. "Happy 4th universary!"

"Of what?"

"Being back to life." She said with a warm, happy smile.

While the two were kissing and cuddling further away from them, Kerry asked what that all was about and why the twins looked so sad.

All that came from them was a dissapointed:

"No explosion..."

"And I was already so hyped about it."

Kerry looked at them for a few seconds.

"EXCUSE ME, WHAT?!"

[trumpetnista]

An early birthday present to me! I'm 31 on the 25th and I'm damned happy to be here. Also, this is yet another stride forward in my ongoing deprogramming journey! The bison on my right side is a BI-SON because I love bison and puns plus now that I'm Free and Out, I want everyone to know what I'm about. The Hello Kitty Gingerbread Cookie is a Memorial tat for my Daddy and for my Sara. When I was born, Daddy said I looked just like a gingerbread cookie which led to the nickname that was just for him: Cookie. Sara Elizabeth was stolen from us by an evil and rare brain tumor (DIPG) and she adored Hello Kitty. The icing and bow are their favorite colors: purple and pink, respectively.

The Cult I escaped from is the Jehovah's Witnesses and two of the main Rules they had was no Ink and no celebrating your birthday.

I SAY FUCK THAT AND FUCK THEM. I have reclaimed my time and my life from them and I'm never going back. I've always wanted tattoos and since my sheet music orchid healed beautifully, I returned to the same parlor and got the same excellent service and fair price.

They also helped me plan my next tattoos after my Caged Bird Free on my right tricep.

My right thigh is going to have a mural of an owl holding Medusa's head because Medusa got fucked over and I always felt bad for her. That and I'm a huge Mythology nerd. After tigers, bison, and cows, the owl is my favorite animal and it's a long time symbol of wisdom. I plan on returning to the artist who did my Orchid, although everyone in the parlor is very good.

My left tricep is going to have Venusaur with its flower in the bisexual flag colors. Bulbasaur has been my favorite Pokemon since I was a kid back in the day when there were only 150 and all its evolutions are awesome. The reason I came up with the idea is because my tattoo parlor is a station for Pokemon GO, adding bonus points to how much I love it. Plus, it's literally down the street from my house. Support your local businesses, folks!

I have some transparent waterproof bandages on the way and I have plenty of Shea butter to tend to them as I heal. I have to go out and get a travel size for when I'm at the gym and I'll probably do that while I get some more extra strength Tylenol and Gatorade for the gym.

My Fibromyalgia has been kicking my ass for the last 2 months but I'm already putting my doctors on the case and 2 new pain management docs are on standby if they can't help me. I have an appointment with my surgeon to talk about more nerve ablations and to get my weight loss supplement refilled or replaced because since I haven't been able to get refills, I gained everything I lost back and then some. Thankfully, I have a consistent gym routine and I've adjusted my diet so I know the weight gain is because of that because before I ran out, I was dropping weight slowly but steadily.

I am LIVING for The Ones Who Live. It's literally a Richonne fanfic novel come to life and it's doing 2016, Pre Negan numbers so hopefully, we'll get a Season 2 and/or a movie. It's literally leaving money on the table if they don't! Plus, Andy and Danai are in the writer's room and it shows on and off camera. They understand and love their characters as much as we do and it's just refreshing! The Walking Dead is exciting AND sensible again, LMAO!

ALSO, I saw that The Admiral has joined the original Law and Order as Jack McCoy's successor. The only actor I love more than Andrew Lincoln is Tony Goldwyn so I might pull up. My main Law and Order has always been SVU and now Organized Crime since their Leads are just as entwined as the shows buuttt, I love Tony. He's a sweetheart and can you guys imagine if they put Kerry on as a guest star linked to him??? I know she's got her own projects going on but an Olitz reunion would be so cool, especially since Elliot and Olivia ARE STILL NOT TOGETHER! Jeez, just let them fuck and love each other fully! God-DAMN!

Anyway, that's what I've been doing. I'm still working on my fanfics, I promise but I gotta take care of IRL business before I can really get back in action. I AM live tweeting The Ones Who Live (my handle is Trumpetnista) so if you wanna hang out and get more updates regularly, that's where I am.

Peace and Chicken Grease, ~*Trump*~

[mrssimply]

For the advent calendar, can I prompt some Kerry/Dino?

If the "A slipping backstage to congratulate B" trope is too oblivious/already asked, I was also thinking of the "A calling B in the middle of the night" trope! 🤭

(Both NSFW and SFW are alright, I'll let you pick who's A and who's B between these two!)

HELLO! We're getting to the tumblr prompts!!!

First of all, thank you so much for prompting me and with such an interesting pairing! As you might have seen, someone else also prompted a Dino/Kerry V, so that makes two!

This prompt event was a great occasion to make this pairing live and thrive ahah.

I hope you'll enjoy this little fic. I chose you second prompt because it was the one that ispired me best :D

Oh, and it is SFW, despite what the beginign might hint at ^^

8th: Nightcall

For Dino, five a.m. is generally the time of the night where he either reaps the rewards of jobs well done, or one of his mercs calls him to say they made a mess. Tonight's five a.m call is something in between. It’s Kerry Eurodyne, which is… Surprising. Sure they know each other, Kerry is a client, and Dino is sort of a fan so he might have flirted with him a bit. Then again, he flirts with everyone, even if they aren’t worldwide renowned rockstars.

“Hey Kerry, to what do I owe the pleasure?” he purrs into the holo. On the other side, the musician is smiling, even if it’s a self-deprecating one.

“Hey Dino… Er. I think I need your help.”

He says it like he’s not sure, and looks at something above himself. That's when Dino realizes Kerry is actually lying down on a bed, and apparently, he’s not dressed, at least not the part the fixer can see. 

Interesting. 

“Always happy to help,” he answers cautiously, not sure if this is a booty call yet. If it is, he’s damn lucky, because he had a feeling he wasn’t going anywhere with his flirting.

“I huh… To tell the truth, I’m tied to a bed at the moment. Naked,” he adds after a little pause and rolls his eyes at himself. 

Dino frowns: this feels serious. Kerry has been abducted already once, years ago, and he’s had a lot of weird encounters with psycho fans ever since, so the fixer’s mind automatically jumps to that conclusion.

“You know where you are?”

“Oh yeah,” Kerry chuckles, and it relaxes Dino immediately, “I’m in Charter Hill, I’ll send you the detes. I’m calling you because I need someone discreet to come and untie me.”

Ok, now this doesn’t make any sense.

“Care to explain a bit more.”

Again, the rockstar laughs and shifts on the bed before wincing. 

“You know Alena Markel?”

“The actress?”

“Yep. Well, we’ve been seeing each other for some weeks now. Great chemistry in bed,” Kerry comments, “tonight we had sort of a… Disagreement. We had great make-up sex, or I thought it was make-up sex but… She refused to untie me when we were done. So we had a pretty brutal fight, and then a rematch of the make-up sex, except apparently, it still wasn’t make-up sex ‘cause I’m still tied. She left so she didn’t have to listen to me scream at her anymore, it’s been an hour already.”

Through the explanation, Dino’s smirk grows until he can barely suppress a chuckle.

“Yeah, you can laugh,” Kerry acknowledges with a wry smile, “but I would prefer if you were the only one laughing. I don’t know what she intends to do, but I’m not in the mood to wait and find out. Also, I need you to wipe her security feed, don’t think she recorded with her holo, but if she did, I’ll deal with that later.”

It occurs to Dino how much hassle it is to be a celebrity in such circumstances. Sure, Dino had a few exes trying the revenge porn act, but if it was embarrassing, it didn’t go past his own friends and small community. With Kerry, such problems splash all over the world.

“Alright, I’ll send you someone discret,” Dino says, mirth still coloring his words. Now that he is assured Kerry isn’t in real danger, he can appreciate the ridicule of the situation.

“Ah. I was hoping you would come personally,” Kerry goes on, suddenly more hesitant.

“I’m better as a fixer than a merc,” Dino replies gently.

The rockstar bites his lips, and the fixer sees him flex his arms with a painful expression.

“Fine, just… Someone you can trust, ok?”

“Absolutely.”

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Dino ends up going himself. He tries not to think too hard on why, when he knows at least three mercs that would have loved to take the easy but well paying gig. With the help of a netrunner friend, and his own tech knowledge, he gets in the flat easily and has the security system puring in his hands in no time. He goes to the bedroom first, and finds Kerry looking out of the window with a bored expression. When he turns to the door to discover his savior, his face expresses his surprise and confusion. It’s cute like it shouldn’t be on a man nearing eighty. 

“I thought you were sending one of your mercs…”

“Well, as the saying goes, never better served than by yourself,” Dino replies as he sits next to Kerry to take a look at the handcuffs. They’re old fashioned, with a mechanical lock, and look really sturdy.

“Your girl likes it hard,” he comments as he analyzes the lock. It’s not beyond his own skills, but just in case, he came prepared with serious tools in his satchel.

“You have no idea. Some of the best nights of the last five years, no competition. But as you can see, there is a catch.”

Dino snorts and gets to work, ignoring Kerry’s nakedness the best he can. If his gaze strays once or twice, he can’t be held responsible, it’s a really nice body. He can feel Kerry’s eyes on him with an intensity that’s absolutely distracting, so Dino blames the time it takes for him to break the mechanism on that.

Finally, it unlocks and Kerry lets out a sigh of relief when he can finally bring his arms down.

“Fuck, it hurts like a bitch,” he complains and Dino starts massaging his wrists gently, seeing the angry red welts the cuffs left behind. Kerry probably pulled on them a lot before giving up and calling Dino, the man is known for his stubbornness.

“Ok, take a few minutes, I’ll erase the security vids.”

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Once outside the building, Kerry lights a cigarette and offers one to Dino.

“You shouldn’t linger here, she might come back,” the fixer advises, taking the offered stick. The rockstar shrugs.

“Nah, think she intended for me to spend the night like this. She was really angry at me.”

“Mind if I ask why?”

Kerry lowers his eyes, and his attitude transforms into one Dino wouldn’t be surprised to see on a schoolboy, not a superstar. 

“I fucked her brother.”

Dino laughs and from the corner of his eyes, he sees Kerry give him a helpless smile.

“Classy,” the fixer says.

“I know. For my defense, he came on to me, I didn’t start it. And we were never exclusive or whatever, it was just fun.”

“Yeah but I think doing her brother — younger brother I bet?”

Kerry nods with a grimace.

“Yep, doing her younger brother is still out of the line.”

“I know… Don’t know what came over me. I think I just don’t care anymore,” the musician confesses, suddenly looking lost. He turns his baby blue eyes, all earnest and desperate, towards Dino, as if the man could take him out of his misery like he did for the handcuffs. It makes Dino’s breath stall in his lungs, and his heart lurch in his chest. Ah, damn it.

Silence stretches between them while their cigarettes’ smoke drifts into the early hour. The first light of the day is rising over the city, bathing it in soft hues, and Dino blames the atmosphere for what he does next.

He gently puts his finger under Kerry’s chin to force his head up, and whispers in the small space between them.

“You know, I think this was a really shitty night for you. I bet I could make it all better. What do you say about a drink at mine?”

Kerry lets out a nervous chuckle, it’s fucking sweet and Dino really just want to kiss him.

“Sure. As a thank you for saving me.”

Dino looks at his lips while they move. He doesn’t miss the way Kerry’s voice dropped into a flirty growl. It will make a preem appearance in Dino’s fantasies, if the night doesn’t end up like he hopes. 

He steps back reluctantly, and gestures to his car, parked haphazardly a few meters away.

“C’mon then, you can show me how grateful you are around a glass of tequila.”

“Oh, I’m super grateful,” Kerry purrs behind him.

Well, as far as five a.m phone calls go, this one sure was worth it.

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[starsmuserainbow]

Today he wasn’t going to stay in the distance. No, not another day. Again and again, Ggringo had watched Starfire go about her days, silently witnessing her with the other Titans or with the civilians of the city. There were a few times before where he wanted to move in and actually talk to her, but there was always something to get in the way - someone coming to talk to her before he could do so, something with the little device she carried along that made her turn around and leave, him talking himself out of it to try it on a different day - and he was aiming to break that silence today.

Watching her for a few moments longer, the tamaranean soldier took a deep breath before walking over to her. “…Hello,” he mutters, his voice rather loud even though he was intending to speak quietly. Surprised, the princess turns around, and for a moment just stares; she clearly hadn’t expected to come across another tamaranean. Or perhaps she already recognized him, but Ggringo doubted that. “Oh, my greetings! What a rare occassion to meet one of my people here, on Earth! What brings you here, and is there some thing that I can-” He fell to his knees, which caused her to interrupt herself, and gesture for him to get up again. “Please, this is not required! I am not-” “Brau, iga brs. Almmeys. Kori. Korri-Kerri.” When she heard this, Starfire’s eyes went wide in surprise, and while Ggringo got up from his kneefall she seems frozen, outside of the blinking of her eyes. “Ggringo… Ggringo-Jingo?”, she asks back, to which he only nods, rather nervous for what her reaction would be. She immediately jumps closer to wrap him into a tight hug, and Ggringo fought his reflexes to not just free himself right away. Once he has swallowed his reflexes enough, it actually feels nice, and a few moments later he was released again while Starfire beamed at him. “Oh, Ggringo! Such a surprise! I, I have thought you have died!” He would’ve preferred to continue talking tamaranean, but seeing how she just talked english again, he assumed she felt more connected to that and so he’d go with it. “Of course. Everyone thought so, when no one returned from the fight. But… I survived. I was taken prisoner, for a long time. I only escaped recently.” He left out a lot of details here, but he didn’t feel like sharing them as quickly. “How glorious to hear and see that you have survived! I was most saddened to hear of the happenings of the battle!” “I promised to return. So I found a way.” There were a few moments of silence now, it seemed that neither side knew what to say. Ggringo then reached for her hand and took it, to which she seemed a little surprised again. He gently held it while his other hand almost not-touched her hand, gently moving across it. “Kori. I… I returned… to you. But then I learned that you are here, and not on Tamaran anymore. Why?”

“Oh, Ggringo…” She looked sad now, and as much as he didn’t want to see that, he had to ask the question and get an answer. “Much has happened since you were taken. I… You are knowing how I never felt content with staying at the castle, yes?” He nodded. “Eventually, I left to explore. I was taken, and freed myself when close to Earth. I came here to hide, to fight and leave, but I have met wonderful people. They helped me in fight, and I felt a connection to them promptly. I stayed, and by now, this is my home.” “Not Tamaran?” “Tamaran too, but… I feel more connected here. It is difficult to explain, and likely much more difficult for you to understand… I am sorry.” “But…” He shouldn’t talk like this. He shouldn’t question her decisions, it wasn’t his place and he valued her way too much. But he just couldn’t avoid to continue talking. “But… your people need you! You were to become ruler! And now, Galfore rules?” Ggringo stopped caressing her hand, instead intended to move higher, to which she pulled away softly which in turn made him look up to her. “… Are you happy here? Do you have all that you desire?” “Ggringo… I believe you do not understand… Tamaran will always be my home, but Earth is where my friends are, my new family…” He didn’t answer, just kept staring at her, so she slowly nodded after a moment. “Yes… I am very happy here. Earth is wonderful, as are its people, and I would not wish to leave again.” Now his gaze went to the side, away from her, and Starfire seemed to be able to tell what he was thinking. “But that does not mean that I do not miss Tamaran! I still care for the planet, for my people; for you! Please, Ggringo, do not think-” “It’s okay. I understand.” And he turned around, intending to leave without another word, but his hand was grabbed to stop him. “Listen to me! I am not abandoning Tamaran. I will be there when the planet needs me! But I have found a wonderful home here, and I cannot bear the thought of losing it. And Ryand’r, my little brother, he lives! He is the intended ruler, he has always been, so it is well!” “I know of him. But he too is on Earth, and staying at the moment. What if he chooses here as his home, too?” Starfire stayed silent to this question, and let go of Ggringo’s hand. But he didn’t leave yet, he stayed in position, turned away from her to hide his feelings, but awaiting an answer. “I will always support you, Kori, wherever you choose to live. But… please do not forsake Tamaran… tell me that you still cherish it… that you still cherish.. us.” “Of course! I will always value my home, and I will never forsake it! My home might be Earth now, but I will never forget Tamaran or its people!” She clearly understood his ‘us’ as if he was talking about the tamaranean people, which… wasn’t quite what he meant, but Ggringo knew better than to ask further. He had seen her with her friends, and he felt certain that he would only feel worse if he’d specify what he was thinking, feeling, and meaning to say. No… it was better to stay silent on that matter.

“Thank you. It has been good to talk to you again. I will go now, but I will stay on Earth for a while.” And with that, he left her, walking away and making sure to be at a good distance before he stopped again, out of her sight so he could actually breath and act normal again.

[dailyaudiobiblechronological]

10/26/2023 DAB Chronological Transcription Part 4

Community Prayer Line

Hello, this is Marilyn calling from New Hampshire on Tuesday the 24th. I'm calling to ask for prayer for my husband Ken. He's going through some prostate problems that he's been dealing with for three or four months.He's got a catheterization situation going on that's painful. We know God's healing it. But we would appreciate your prayers for Ken for healing in his prostate. Thank you so much. We appreciate all you. We love DAB and Brian and everyone. Jill China. So thank you.God bless you all. Thank you for your prayers. Bye, bye.

Good morning and all. Thank you so much, Jill.Umm.Brian China, the kids. What a beautiful platform.So there's a clear indicator of how important you are. It's because of the size of the storm that you're going through. And in Mark Four, when Jesus rebuked the waves, he was rebuking the demons in the waves because Jesus did not rebuke the elements.And how I know that you are important to God is because your storm is so vast. Your storm is so huge and same doesn't go after anyone who's not important and powerful and effective. I'm so Dion, I just know how you're feeling because I went through that exact.Horrible being cheated on and.Going through a very undignified divorce publicly this year and I have not been in your shoes, woman with the lumpectomy, but I do know your storms are huge and so Jesus was in.Route to him and the storm was ahead of him and mark four to keep him from getting to Jesus. And so I know you're valuable because the enemy doesn't go after anyone who's not a powerhouse. So I'm so sorry that you're going through what you went through and it's so hard to talk about.Because I'm not out of my storm yet, but I'm I'm better and I'm stronger. And I know that God has not left me and I have hope again. But I didn't for many months so I can resonate with what you're going through. So just play the full letter of protection over you ladies in Jesus name.

Hey y'all, it's Kerry AKA Jesus girl. It's Friday, October 20th and this is for the woman you called. You didn't leave your name but and you started your message out saying praise God, but then you told all the things that have been going on that you feel like Satan has just showed you on your tail.My sweet sister, I feel like you just gave a whole message of praise. Satan didn't succeed at anything.You found a lump in your breast. It's benign. Praise God. Yes, there's an atypical thing in there, selling there, and we'll be praying that that is also benign.But at this moment, it's benign. Praise God. You and your young son were in a serious car accident and walked away. Hallelujah. Your other son, then soon after, is in a bad car accident and walks away. God is good.And then I know moving into a new position is always so uncomfortable. But you know what I felt? God just moved you into a better position. And God just moved you into a position that is going to allow you to impact a life that you at least one life if not many.That you would not have impacted because you were in your other grade. And so in the end, as he promises, this is all for your good and his glory. So keep your head up, my sister. Yes, we'll be praying for your MRI results to be negative also.But God has been good to you. Satan just gave you a little shove. God never let you fall down. And he's not going to y'all. I love you. Be blessed. Have an awesome day. Bye.

[ear-worthy]

Pod-Alization: iHeart & LinkedIn Link Up; The Real Great Gatsby: For Hallmark Christmas Movie Fans

iHeart & LinkedIn announce podcast partnership iHeartMedia and LinkedIn have announced a strategic partnership that will leverage iHeartMedia's extensive infrastructure and distribution capabilities and LinkedIn's global community of more than 930 million members, to introduce new offerings to the business podcast space. LinkedIn also offers a space for communities to continue the conversation and engage with each other across a variety of content experiences on the platform, including Posts, Newsletters, and Live Events, all within a trusted, safe, professional context. Key elements of the partnership include: Launching New Podcasts: LinkedIn and iHeartMedia will collaborate to produce new shows for the LinkedIn Podcast Network and will monetize these new podcasts, connecting brands to important conversations in the professional space. Collaborating with Leading Industry Podcasters: LinkedIn and iHeartMedia will partner to license leading business and B2B podcasts, offering a differentiated promotional playbook to help them grow and monetize their content. Enhancing Resources for Emerging Podcasters: LinkedIn and iHeartMedia are teaming up to offer new resources for niche and emerging business podcasters. With this partnership, qualifying podcasters will gain streamlined access to LinkedIn’s tools, best practices, and coaching, and to iHeart’s hosting, distribution, monetization services, while receiving co-branding opportunities from the LinkedIn Podcast Network and iHeartMedia. Courtney Coupe, Head of Original Programming at LinkedIn, said, “We are excited to partner with iHeartMedia to bring a new level of connection and conversation to the podcast space. Whether it’s around negotiation, the latest disruption in tech, or job seeking, our members have shown us they are hungry to listen and discuss these professional topics. By combining the scale of LinkedIn’s professional platform and iHeart’s reach and resources, we can offer podcasters a truly unique experience and build the communities and conversations that we know our members crave.” Conal Byrne, CEO of iHeartMedia Digital Audio Group, said, “iHeartMedia is thrilled to team up with LinkedIn to help propel professional conversations through the podcast space. The combination of our vast reach and industry resources and expertise with LinkedIn’s professional network will allow us to bring a new level of innovation and growth to the communities’ business creators care about most.” All podcasts on the LinkedIn Podcast Network will be distributed through iHeartPodcasts.

The REAL Great Gatsby

 Remus: The New Bootleg Kingis a new podcast from Karen Abbott, New York Times-bestselling author. Listeners will be invited into the world of George Remus, a teetotaling bootlegger, erudite madman, and a real-life inspiration for Jay Gatsby. His wife, Imogene, was his crown jewel. Together they ruled their empire from Cincinnati, bribing officials and living a life of luxury. But Remus’ world came crashing down when a pioneering prosecutor named Mabel Walker Willebrand went after him, his wife betrayed him, and he was sent to prison. It sent Remus spiraling into madness—with deadly results. Tune in Tuesdays.

 A Podcast For Hallmark Christmas movie fans

Okay, you are given permission to make fun of me. Yes, I enjoy Hallmark Christmas movies. My favorites are The Christmas House, Next Stop Christmas, A Timeless Christmas, and Christmas With The Darlings.

Can you blame me? Election deniers? Vaccine deniers? Insurrection deniers? Racism deniers? I need a break from reality. Say hello to Hallmark Christmas movies. Where society's blemishes are well hidden, and everyone gets along.

  Hallmark Junkies is the podcast perfect for any Hallmark Christmas movie fan. Join Kerri Carpenter, a published romance author, industry insider and Hallmark super-fan, and Jenny Mitchell, Kerri's best friend and certified Hallmark junkie, as they review these movies.  In 2022, iHeartMedia and Seneca Women, a global women’s leadership platform, announced the first-ever Seneca Women Podcast Academy, a program designed to help amplify the voices of women in podcasting. The inaugural class consisted of 10 winners from iHeartMedia’s nationwide initiative, “Seneca Women to Hear: The Search For the Next Great Female Podcasters,” which set out to find the next breakout female podcast stars. The Seneca Women Podcast Academy helped these winners develop and launch their own shows on the Seneca Women Podcast Network, distributed by iHeartMedia.

The six-week intensive program kicked off in May and included one lecture per week with direct access to industry-leading mentors, all women who are at the top of their respective fields in podcasting. These workshops were led by established podcast hosts, producers and executives, allowing the winners to gain valuable information about all aspects of the podcast business including development, sound engineering, distribution, marketing, sales, and overall operations. Creators also received a stipend and top-of-the-line audio equipment to produce episodes of their shows, which will all become part of the Seneca Women Podcast Network.

Carpenter and Mitchell were attendees at the Seneca Women Podcast Academy and launched this podcast via that program. 

Right now, Hallmark is doing a Christmas In July event with Christmas movies playing while the country bakes in the heat and the humidity. I think it's even hot and steamy at the North Pole, You’ll hear Kerri Carpenter and Jenny Mitchell break down the Hallmark Christmas movies you can’t get enough of—all the old classics plus the new movies coming out this year.  Their first episode explores the movie "Christmas Under Wraps" with Candace Cameron Bure.

 Don’t miss out on “Hallmark Junkies” premiering every Thursday.

[witching-by-the-willow]

Hey bestie!!Hello fellow anon!Ily both sm rn cause for some unknown reason I’ve been extra obsessed with kotw and can’t stop thinking about it.Literally.I’m reading every single goodreads review cause it’s the closest thing to discussing it.

Anyways sooo…Pride’s definitely the problem lol. Was Vittoria the only one Pride supposedly cheated on her with?This is not only miscommunication lmao.Wasn’t he kissing Vittoria and you can’t tell me he had no feeling at all for her.That’s cheating. That being said I wanted to discuss some things I noticed like I got the feeling Lucia didn’t leave only because of the whole Vittoria thing.That seemed like the final push and isn’t she happy and well rn?Why tf would they send her to hell’s version of Italy and not the actual Italy tho…

Also, I could swear it was said that Pride’s wife and her sisters’s hearts were torn from their chests.That’s why we all thought of them being the twins.So why the inconsistency?I’m pretty sure Kerri just changed her mind or forgot mentioning that.

Alsooo…I could also swear Claudia lost her mind in the first book.How come she’s fine and well outta nowhere?Not that I’m unhappy about it.I love her.She’s a sweetheart.I love both her and Vittoria way more than Pride,but strangely I kinda like him too,not sure why.And the irony of them being besties while everyone was trying to keep them apart isn’t lost on me.

Vittoria’s definitely unhinged and aggressive but she’s so interesting imo.I loved reading about her in kotw and that didn’t change in kotf.Can’t wait to read more about her.She brings the flavor…

Ahh wouldn’t be all love more of our collective baby Sloth

Can I just say, I love how some of you are having conversations through my askbox as anons? Like, this is so wholesome and fun to see 😂❤️

Lmao I also read every Goodreads review and listened to all podcasts I could find about this book while waiting for KOTC and after that KOTF, so I relate hard with you. 💀💀

And okay, coming to this. Not a surprise to anyone, it once again is a man who is that problem. 💀💀

Pride definitely fucked up big time, and I do definitely think he and Vittoria do have some unresolved feelings for each other, which is what makes this triangle a hot mess, I suppose? Like, the only thing that could make this even more unhinged, is if Vittoria and Lucia/Claudia also end up attracted to each other ajfhajbfjangnang (okay but listen, they were friends as "mortals". They did dates and everything. Is it really such a stretch to thing Claudia and Vittoria kissed at some point? Is it? Hmm? 👀)

"hell's version of Italy and not actual Italy" is sending me kahfjajgkabgja I would be so sour if I was Lucia lol. Though I think it's keep her protected with the shadow/star witches (I think that's what they're called?), and also because the Shifting Isles are never stagnant, I believe there was something about how they exist in multiple intersections of time and space simultaneously? so I think it would be way harder to find someone in there than in the real, mortal-world Italy.

Okay, I don't remember this well, so correct me if I'm wrong. But I think the part about pride's wife and her sister having their hearts torn was in the Wrath POV bonus chapter? And that was, I believe, one of the initial crafts that Kerri Maniscalco was writing. So there are lots of things in those chapters that don't match with the book we got. I think they're meant more as some fun add-ons to read, rather than missing parts of the books we got.

And about Claudia losing her mind..... I'm pretty sure that was one of the witches, right? Like, even with Sofia Santorini, it was Nonna Maria who made her go mad, rather than her actually going insane. So they probably did something similar to Claudia ti get her away from scrying (because then she'd start remembering), and then fixed her, because well. You can't fuck up you boss' daughter like that permanently when she entrusted you to care for her. 💀💀💀

YES, them being besties even when they were always meant to be apart? Look what happens when there's no man to be fighting over. 🤌🤌

Oh yeah, Vittoria is interesting to read about, yes. But my gripe with her character is more like.... she's not exactly morally gray for most of her arc. She keeps switching between being absolutely diabolical, to being shown as an all-in-all good person. And that's more of a writing inconsistency. Like, I like the unhingedness, but I would really appreciate if we can decide what role her character is going to have in the story, you know? Because right now it seems like she is being swinged to play whatever part suits the point the story of the other characters is at, as opposed to having her own role and arc. So perhaps with more development, I'd appreciate her character more.

And oh yes, Sloth's time to shine when???

[extraordinarygrrls]

(Hoffman/Abby) It seemed like everyone was exchanging Christmas gifts around here. Why that was, Hoffman had no idea — to him, they were just coworkers — or worse. But maybe it looked suspicious that he wasn’t getting them anything. Besides, he knew Strahm was close with Abby, and he was probably poisoning her mind by talking shit about him. So, what better way to combat that then to get her a Christmas gift? Something small, or it would probably look suspicious, too. But the problem was, Hoffman had no idea what to get her. So, he’d gone with the safest option.

Holding the store-bought cookies in his hands, Hoffman walked up to Abby’s office, knocking on the wall next to her open door. “Can I come in?” Without really waiting for a response, he entered the room, placing the cookies down on her desk. “These are for you. I know you’ve been working really hard lately, and it’s the holiday season, so…” He shrugged, not really knowing what else to say. This was a lot more awkward than he’d anticipated. “Uh, Merry Christmas.”

So he couldn't bake, that didn't seem to matter to Abby, though she was surprised he even came down to say hello at all. When she saw the festive tin in his hands she seemed even more surprised. He... Didn't like her, right? Wait, hold on.

Okay. He saved her from her capture by John, though she was still unsure the amount of danger she was actually in, but he just vanished after that, left her to her own devices, alone in her apartment. He didn't even seem to notice that she didn't speak for days after, not until Kerry had told her that some agents she was working with were coming to help, and they could use another friend. She'd been the one taking care of Abigail until...

And then after that? Mark started to come around to her again, including the gingerbread cookies she gingerly took from him, finally remembering to smile. He liked her, really, she just reminded him a lot of his sister, and that was hard for him to reconcile, and that was okay to Abby, everyone was on their own journey with such an emotionally charged case. He didn't seem to like Strahm or Perez, though.

"Oh! Sorry, sometimes I forget to... Smile, with my face. Right now." She's found it harder to mask in the case, that was a fact worthy of a running joke in the department. "This is really sweet of you, Mark. Thank you." She got up and hugged him after that, but only quickly, she didn't want to be awkward, but she wanted to show that she meant it.

@fantasywritten

[iamafanofcartoons]

Doomalade, hello. Let’s cover your four points.

1. We’ve discussed the misogyny, the racism, the plot holes, and even the lesbophobia.

2. No, its not a retelling of canon. Its literally a “I don’t like canon, so I’m going to rewrite the entire show in my image”. If it was a retelling of canon, we’d expect them to be more respectful.

3. We want to talk racism? Retconning Oscar and Gretchen? Is whitewashing Ozpin’s host, while also giving a really dumb portrayal for Hazel. Don’t get me started on the whole “Nora wasn’t allowed to beat up Hazel, but Sun can somehow go toe to toe with him as a COP?” And putting Ilia, the POC LGBT, in prison while making her constantly hate herself? Making Arlan Altan, who in the books and the show was a good and helpful person, into a jerk who mocked the dead, and Lionhart into a sociopath when he was trying to save his hide because he was scared of Salem? “Fixing RWBY” is literally a white savior fanfic.

4. Weiss associating with killers and thieves when it was killers and thieves that gave the White Fang a bad name, while Sienna Khan was actually trying to violence in moderation because violence was not her end goal, aka what made her more of a “Wasted potential” than everyone’s 2nd favorite self-insert Adam Taurus. Raven and her gang of raiders wipe out villages. And somehow we’re supposed to romanticize that? Don’t get me wrong, Raven is pretty cool, and she’s complicated. Her tribe is not. Its like the Legion from fallout new vegas...without their leader, they’re worthless.

5. Every type a member of RWBY Critics tells RWBY Fans that they “need help, get help”, I can’t help but notice that they proudly defend people who take a dump on Monty’s friends and RWBY Co-creators Miles Luna and Kerry Shawcross.

I do hope you weren’t one of the people who sent Kiersi Burkhart threatening emails or who harassed Eddie Rivas during the “freezerburn Divorce”

Here is my take.

If you think RWBY is flawed, that’s your opinion, but don’t go spamming that opinion onto others.

If you feel a show is bad? Stop watching it, and go watch something else.

By that logic, if somebody doesn’t like the show you like? That’s their opinion.

You may not like RWBY, that’s up to you.

We don’t like your fanfic show, that’s up to us.

But the RWBY Fandom doesn’t go onto youtube spamming videos hating on RWBY in the name of criticism.

The people behind FRWBY’s writing team? However?

Let me state that yes, RWBY is flawed. It wasn’t built by a professional scriptwriter like M. Night shymalayan who made the ATLA Live action movie.

Nor was it made by Stephanie Meyers who made Twilight.

It was made by 3 guys in a I-Hop who wanted to try making a female protagonist lgbt-coded show because they studied anime and cartoons, and wanted to create something new...for fun.

“But fixing rwby is for fun!” Um...the moment you say you’re fixing something and your main writer claims to be a better writer than the writers of the show you claim to be fixing? Automatic red flags.

Don’t get me wrong, I admire the amount of passion that is put into the fanfic...but at the end of the day, it was made with ill-intent, and that is reflected in the writing where 4 woman aren’t allowed to fight a male antagonist, because the fanfic writer would rather men defeat other men, aka the White Knight trope.

Besides that stale trope, the whole sexualizing teenagers with bathhouses and heat cycles thing is pretty stale too!

Someone by the name 'doomalade' just accused me of being Lilith Fairen and blocked me because I insulted Fixing RWBY. You cannot make this stuff up.

[georgiaheartsdilfs]

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prompt ↪you and chris have been friends since captain america's first movie and have been dating for a year or two and you recently released a new movie, whilst in another country you and chris are doing an online interview with the same person but since you are not out to the public yet you have to pretend like you arent in the same room. "how was is filming the sex scenes with chris?" warnings/other notes ↪this is short and has mentions of sex Chris and I had been sitting around for a couple of hours before our interview, we have been able to keep our relationship a secret for almost two years but recently we've been sloppy. Since the release of our new movie we have been caught out eating a few times which I suppose doesn't suggest we are dating but it does suggest we are friends outside of work. We had gone to London for a press conference on our new movie 'Fate' which is about a man and woman who constantly keep meeting each other in the most random places and eventually realise that they are in love just from every encounter, every glimpse. "Why can't we tell everyone" Chris whined, he liked the idea of telling everyone but clearly I didn't given the hate comments and all the jealous fans. I wasn't quite ready "you don't need to read them i'll even block every bad comment about you" he smiled sweetly. I kiss his cheek "Chris you know I would but it's just scary, why does the whole world have to be invested in our relationship" I say checking the watch "oh shoot the interview is in ten minutes" I continue standing up as does Chris. "how do I look hunny" he asked and I chuckle "wipe your cheek I left a mark and you look handsome as always" I say as he blushes "i'll see you in the interview partner" he winks and I laugh walking off into the bedroom.

Chris had joined the interview call before me since I struggled to type in my password, I join a minute or two late laughing "sorry my fat fingers kept missing the last few letters of my password" I smile as Chris and the interviewer chuckled. "no worries, are we all ready?" the interview Kerry said, Chris and I both nod with a smile. "hello everyone welcome to the first ever virtual interview for the movie Fate, joined with me are the two stars Chris Evans and Y/n Y/l/n" Kerry said and Chris laughs and I start clapping "whoop whoop" I say making everyone laugh. "Let's just start of about how are you both, how are you feeling I know you're in London for the press conference" she smiles and I wait for Chris to say something. "oh its great you know we get to meet all these people, new faces but we still get to do it with our friends you know so we aren't alone in London yeah its fun" He says "Yeah" I agree with him. "If you both were to message Sebastian Stan who would he respond first to?" Kerry asked "oh definitely me" I say and Chris laughs "I was messaging him on the couch right before the interview" he says "yeah but sebastian loves me way more than you" I point at my camera "Why don't we test it" he says cocking an eyebrow. I grab my phone out of my pocket quickly typing in Sebastian's name before typing a message hey buddy, how are you? miss you x "I sent it" I smirk "that's unfair you literally spend all your time on your phone" Chris whines "oh not so confident now huh" I laugh. "Now I just want to get this questions out in the wind you know, what was it like filming the sex scenes. Obviously you guys are great friends, was it awkward?" Kerry says and Chris and I laugh, of course it wasn't weird given the amount it times we've done it but we couldn't say obviously. "Chris?" I ask as cheeks go red thinking about last night "Oh uh it's not awkward at all, I think we are in the part of the friendship where everything goes i guess" he says laughing "thats a part of a friendship?" I question him and we laugh. "HE MESSAGED ME" I yell sort of loud and it echos through to Chris's microphone and Chris goes read. I immediately cover my mouth in embarrassment "what did he say?" Kerry asks thankfully she didn't hear. "uh I said hey buddy, how are you? I miss you and then I added a little kiss because i always kiss him on the cheek" I say clearing my throat "and he responded, you beat him by a second i'm good just the same old how are you? and he added a yellow heart" I continue and Kerry claps "well that settles it. Chris laughs looking at his phone "he just messaged me back with, sorry buddy she beat you by a second love you both so much" he says and I laugh. "Sebastian loves me more that's why, I'm telling you" I chuckle, my phone went off and Chris had messaged me you were so loud 🥲 I respond with obviously, I love Sebastian why would I not be loud and Chris rolls his eyes. "Now relationship rumors, we need to get this one out too. We see that you two go everywhere together. Of course you guys could just be bestfriends but we just want to know are you both dating?" Kerry had asked and I go red. "Chris I am so in love you with" I say jokingly "you have it there folks, y/n is in love with me" Chris says pointing at his camera "and you're not?" I ask him "sure I am" he says. "is this official" Kerry says "nah i'm kidding, he's my best mate, always and forever". The interview ends and I let out a loud and frustrated sigh. My door swings open and Chris runs over picking me up "sex scenes" he says spinning me around "out of all words" i laugh as he slows down carrying me to our bed. "should we do a sex scene without the camera?" he asks "right now?" I ask "mhm" he nods "lets do it" I say. you can imagine the rest.