#everyone is laughing at you

[cosmicjoke]

You levi losers are always giving him credit for something else someone did. You give him credit for stopping the rumbling when that was Armin. Without Armin Zeke wouldn’t have appeared. You try to say the alliance wouldn’t have won without him but they did because he couldnt fight the 3/4 of the end battle. You try to take away Mikasa’s big moment by saying that Levi helped her kill Eren and save the world. She saved the world on her own. She made the choice on her own. You guys always talk about how Levi is the character that has lost the most and how boohoo sad it is. Newsflash other characters have lost just as much. Mikasa had to kill the most important person in her life. She also saw her parents murdered in front of her as a child and lost important people like Sasha, Hannes, etc. same with Eren. He lost his mother, ate his father, lost Hannes as well, was betrayed by people he cared about, lost Levi squad, got his mind fucked up from kissing Historia’s hand, went into a deep depression, lost Sasha, murdered 80% of the population. Those two have lost significantly more than Levi. Stop trying to give Levi everything!!!!!!! His character is not as deep as y’all try to make it be!

Yeah, I’m not even going to bother addressing the steaming pile of bullshit you just dumped, even as it would be laughably easy to dismantle all of your so-called “arguments”. And lol, I love how you try to frame Eren murdering countless innocent people as him “losing” anything, as if he’s the victim. You really are deluded. Look at you. Look at how much time you spend talking about and following the fans of a character you supposedly hate. Are you really so lacking in self-awareness that you don’t see how pathetic that is? But go on, keep showing how bad you want Levi’s cock down your throat, since you’re clearly incapable of not thinking of or talking about him. It must really suck to have to pretend all the time to hate him, when you spend your days constantly reading about and obsessing over him.

Also, the fact you constantly have to put Levi down in order to boost other characters up shows how truly, deeply insecure you are about all the bullshit you spew. It’s almost like… you don’t actually believe it. She doth protest too much, and all that jazz.

[magnetostits]

the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[dreamyintersexouppy]

"man, every trans woman i meet has a shitty bed and small apartment and no money let's make fun of them for that, let's get self congratulatory assfaces in the reblogs saying they'll buy her a blanket, let's all point and laugh at the poor girl who is systemically discriminated against and therefore more likely to end up poor, unemployed, and homeless, isn't that so funny?????"

you guys talk about our poverty the way conservatives talk about iq

[pantsless-ghost]

A thought for Batman

Ever since I found out about this one gala fund-raiser type I've really wanted to see it in a Batman comic.

The concept is basically you plan this really extravagant party and call around the usual fund-raiser rich types and explain the party. Then you go "it'll be $500 a head to both cover costs and raise money. Or we can agree to not have the party and all that goes to charity"

And it just seems like the perfect gala for Gotham. Would you rather have this huge party that will attract the attention of Gothams rogues, or just hand over the money for charity and get to keep your great grandmama's sapphire necklace and your kneecaps.

And it'd be funny. Joker hears about this gala, the biggest party of the century, Batman will be serving the drinks and food from the biggest name in the culinary world. He shows up to the event hall, ready to do his thing and its just empty. There's not even a janitor there. Just this empty building and he looks real dumb in front of his goons.

[camofag]

the public reaction to i saw the tv glow is like a perfect case study into how cis people take up queer spaces and unknowingly mock and enjoy trans suffering. sitting in the theater, i had a pit in my stomach the entire time. so many times, i would tear up and then someone else in the theater would laugh. and i wouldn’t cry because how would they look at me when the lights came back on? because they don’t see it. they don’t see the pain. they think it’s funny. i left the theater completely silent, not saying a word to my boyfriend and he didn’t say a word to me until partway into the drive home. the people around us immediately got to picking it apart, explaining what it all meant to each other, dumbing it down, making theories. cis people see the the movie, just like transness, as something to debate. a conversation. something to dissect because it makes them uncomfortable if they don’t understand it in their easily digestible way.

[werewolfsister]

Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

[eightspringdays]

Never forget the fact that, because he was roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister, his twitter account got banned for a while and had to scream publicity he was, in fact, Tatsuki Fujimoto roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister.

And no one believed him at first.

[arttsuka]

Another comic inspired by real life

Oh to go to hide behind youn grunkle only to discover it's actually his twin brother and now they're laughing at you

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[valtsv]

annoys the hell out of me when characters in stories say shit like "this isn't like the stories" or "if i was a character in a story this wouldn't be happening to me" girl do you really want to bet

[raziraphale]

Tag your age if you wanna bc I was just thinking about how I have used floppy disks before (I'm 25 and used them in elementary computer lab) but my 22 y.o. brother hasn't which is so weird to me like 3 years isn't a long time at all to me

[rendevok]

“Promise” - a nrmts + trucy comic

This comic is for @metaphorical-goblin for the Nrmts creators server art/fic trade!

[willgrahamscock]

transphobic people will really sit there and type out a novel length hate mail trying to convince you something is wrong with you when that is insane behavior. why YOU mad that I don’t identify with my assigned gender?? you think this is fun for me? let’s examine why you care about my boy pussy more than I do how about that

[cheesy-cheddar-sadness]

text could never portray the scream i wish i could let out