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@artbysherryle
December 11, 2022
Everyone deserves a stocking
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If you see this post, have a dandelion
#only a few number of people will see this but everyone deserves a dandelion either way#unless they're an ass#and yes i cant actually draw so these are just stock images 🥲#ramblings
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12 pack of Costco brand elves 🧝
#Sera and fenris would get along so well#unfortunately they bond over bullying everyone else#especially poor Merrill ;;#they both do not feel connected to their elf heritage and thus pick on both Merrill and solas#but solas deserves it jddkvknjdsvjknvsd#Fenris goes to alcoholic support group at the chantry every week#Cullen is there if it matters#this blog is a safe space for sera apologists#I feel like Cole would also be like a stock boy#they had him on cash but he kept doing therapy on all the customers and it got out of hand#dragon age au#dragon age fenris#dragon age sera#dragon age inquisition#da2#dragon age 2#DAcostco#dragon age#noble art#I FORGOT TO ADD#Yeah Isabela is married to Hawke but they’re swingers lol#they’re “the wife can have as many partners as she wants” poly#Hawke just wants her to be happy#so she has a shitload of lesbian sex with Sera#and fucks Fenris in her big fancy McMansion#and buddy is so oblivious he doesn’t notice the men’s shirts in the closet#the cologne in the bathroom#the fucking wedding photos on the wall#Sera and Isabela are girlfriends but fenris and Isabela are just fwb#kjalherfkjhladvf and fenris thought the lesbian sex would be hot
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3 wishes for Risk E Rat’s:
1. Mr. Tibbs Jr
2. Mac keeps his earring
3. dance dance revolution moment
#this is my summoning ritual. if it’s successful I’ll probs draw Den holding Mr. Tibbs#I meant to do that anyways but the weekend was busier than expected 💀#my secret fourth wish is a FNAF reference that leaves uncle Jack dead <3#disclaimer/shout out to the stock photo model whose hands I traced for this I needed to get it done Fast and this angle is so weird#I think everyone deserves to know I drew this at the worst angle while rewatching s16 with a classmate#mac mcdonald#iasip fanart#mr tibbs#risk e rat’s pizza & amusement center#typing it as ‘center’ felt so wrong#risk e rats#idk if this rlly counts as macdennis but that was in my head when I drew it so#macdennis#Sunny’s super sweet 16#iasip s16#lanposts#my art
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I’m sorry but you can’t cry “human rights violation!!!!” when you are actively carrying out a campaign of genocide.
#sorry but it doesn’t work like that!#you can’t decry humans rights violations of a group that doesn’t even represent a majority of innocent people (by the way)…#…if you are actively carrying out a genocide under the thinly veiled guise of going after that group#Genocide which is y’know one of the greatest violations of human rights since it seeks to completely eradicate one group of people.#like there are innocent people being caught in the crosshairs on both sides#not everyone living in Israel or who is Jewish supports the Israel government’s bombings of Gaza#not every Palestinian supports Hamas or condones their brutal attacks on innocent civilians#but to try and conflate the actions of a militant group to represent the thinking of all of the citizens and be an excuse to destroy them…#…isn’t right and deserves to be held accountable#also stop acting like there is not a massive power imbalance present#Israel has the Iron Dome and their own military forces and funding from the U.S.#Hamas has missels and stock piled resources from funding from Iran#Israel controls the food water fuel and medicine access to those that have been forced to live in Gaza#they are not in any way shape or form on equal footing which doesn’t make this a ‘war’#I can’t wrap my head around the fact that one of the groups persecuted in one of the most horrifying genocides is currently conducting…#…a genocide on another group of people#the rhetoric of gov’t officials from Israel dehumanizing innocent civilians points to the fact that this isn’t about retribution#but to conduct a genocide#if you don’t think that the current actions of the Israeli government aren’t wrong and are supporting it you can unfollow and block me!#like it’s not black and white but the actions that are currently happening are not acceptable
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there's this blog called sbrown82 always talking some gross sexist crap about marianne, anita and bianca as marsha hunt is superior to them or smt its giving closet fan tbh 💀
Sounded familiar so I looked it up, and yeah I have that user blocked. I followed them for a hot second because they made some really good posts about the life of Marsha Hunt, but as I saw how they started talking about other 1960s "Stones muses" (as people call them) and saying really sexist and unfair things (especially stigmatizing drug addiction in the case of Anita and Marianne) I was like... mmm ok I'm out. And I blocked just to ensure I'd never see them in the tags again, since the only tag I follow on here is Marianne.
I'm not like an insecure stan who can't bear to see my favs criticized. But when it comes to Marianne, I just see no justice or catharsis you can have by tearing her down. She's already largely forgotten and erased in favor of her ex, reduced in memory to an angel with big tits who turned junkie plaything. That's already how most Stones fans who even know her name see her. 30 years after her book, people will just bring up her name to make a disgusting Mars Bar joke (that story was made up by a cop, but it's funnier to treat it as real). Meanwhile, just about everything she has done which is worth celebrating over her long career is neglected and underrated except by the cult fans. That stands true for any other creative working woman the Stones associated with when they were young. It's extremely true for Marsha Hunt, too, who you don't see as much appreciation for on Tumblr, as relatively small as even Marianne's 'fandom' is. Ah, oh well. Someday I hope history will view these women with more dignity. Much of what they've suffered in the public eye is overlapping.
Edit: oh yeah, and fuck Mick Jagger.
#thought about not going on a rant but then went on a rant anyway bc it's my blog#dianswered#anon#they also seemed to have a very very protective towards marsha in a way that struck me as kinda... personal#not to say u can't feel personally invested in her reputation bc you identify w her in some way#but it always seemed a bit like 'she can do no wrong; everyone around her always did her wrong'#particularly in like. defending her from ever doing anything that could be seen as promiscuous or mentally unstable#ill say it here first folks. my girl marianne was very promiscuous and mentally unstable in those years#does that means she deserved to he torn down in the public eye?#i don't know as much about marsha bc i haven't read her book and interviews w her are hard to find#(so is her book lol. it's never in stock on thriftbooks)#but i think defending her honor in these old ways is kind of missing the point. in my opinion#which is a shame because there are a lot of good points to be made about how marsha deserves better#yeah. that's that on that
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fragile space [topmew fanfic]
mew meddles his way to top's world and tightens his hold. and mew whispers, knowing top won't hear this, a heartfelt, "i think i like you."
#only friends#only friends series#only friends the series#ofts#only friends fanfic#ofts fanfic#mew only friends#top tanin#topmew#topmew fanfic#book kasidet#force jiratchapong#forcebook#mood: space song - beach house#the silent disco scene is so precious...#now i understand why the staff were smiling#topmew/forcebook are so precious :')#a very wholesome and romantic scene in my opinion (that deserves more recognition)#[i hope this story puts a smile on everyone's faces]#[i'm stocking up the angsty ideas far away for now hehe]#fanfic#ao3 fanfic#na writes#for topmew
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Mods are asleep, post Akon gree cards
#akon bleach#mr regular voice: rare! RARE! ULTRA RARE!#(this is a joke from a corvette show review youtube video that my husband and i yell at each other all the time sorry to subject you to it)#why does everyone else get cards where they are dressed like clowns or toddlers or Santa Claus?#and akon only gets Dramatic Lab Power Poses?#i imagine he threatened to quit otherwise#oh man you know what would be great? Gotei stock photography#random collections of too many captains and lieutenants standing around a laptop showing a ppt about Valley of Screams situations#Yamamoto pretending to fire the kidou cannon#looks it's 10am on a Saturday this joke is very funny in my head#anyway i need to figure out how to make my own gree cards this man deserves to get silly. for a treat
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In these days i realized i like art and writing and creating and shopping and taking walks and talking to people and cleaning and helping and studying and doing things but i'm just. too stressed, tired and burned out to do them. How great!
#i am losing my sanity day by day#drowning myself in the nearby lake seems better and better every day#why am i even writing this i have literally no mutuals or even people who'd care about#don't mind me crying myself to sleep haha#ooooh look at this pathetic baby. sitting in their little bed crying stupid tears. i should at least get tissues now while my crying isn't#fuck history fuck school and fuck me i quess#am i gonna start treating this as an actual blog and make a sideblog for reblogs? who knows! certainly not me; stay tuned for the story!#i'm gonna go and just let it all out into a pillow#vent ig#my mom is blasting holiday music in the other room lol#nice to have a whatever the fuck im having while “jingle bells” plays#at least i'm not hearing mariah carey ig#anyway i've probably hadn't been taking care of myself lately it has been worse despite me promoting it to everyone who needs#when i vented last time and it wasn't taken seriously so woop#anyway imma go try to calm myself and back to my notes i go#please gods what did i do to deserve thi s shit. fuck you#i hate it here i really do. i hate when these people talk to me i hate them. i at least can be sorta accquaitances with one but they just.#all stare and laugh? i actually can't. like i'm some fucking clown and laughing stock. just kill me at this point. i have been enduring this#for YEARS and suddenly i'm being a little bitch about it?? what the fuck. why am i so mushy all of a sudden. being shown an ounce of respect#and care made me expect it more? fuck#i'm just setting myself up for failure. i am just a giant loser and failure of a person.#everything seems so fucking hard. and pointless. i am tearing my rotten little heart apart with this. i am once again grieving things#long ago and things i never had. my everything has to be pleasing to an outsider#my value is my suffering. am i breaking enough? is this beautiful to look at#at my self destruction? i hate myself. i treat others so cruelly. i am a horrible fucking person.#my problems are not their burden - i forced it on them. wept like a baby because she left me. and what happened in the end? my paranoia got#to me. i left them. i fucking. i fid the thing i was afraid of being done to me.#this is showing so many issues.#so many things wrong with me. i shouldn't even be alive by this point - i wasn't supposed to survive past 12#i am being forced to do this every day. someone please just end my fu king suffering
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the true question about riya's new warden fit is could she somehow manage to get a dress w slits to show off her legs + thigh high boots if she's technically wearing battlemage armor equipment-wise
#these are the important questions i ask during a break from tma maeve thoughts#i simply think she deserves the look. and so does everyone she interacts w#who doesn't like seeing a lil leg. a lil cute stockings peeking out action#listen she can use magic to keep protected and also clean off it just maths out i promise#ch: valeriya de clairmont
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i bet abby tells lev all about christmas and then the first christmas they have together after santa barbara lev makes abby a stocking and he doesn’t understand why she gets super emotional about it
#merry christmas to everyone except owen who said she didn’t deserve someone who loved her enough to make her a stocking#《 abby anderson. 》 headcanon.
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Gayest Character Tournament
#One Piece#Izou#one piece izou#one piece wire#gayest character tournament#tournament#Round 1#Round 1 Side A#Listen I love these two dearly#they both deserve your vote#I paired them up so whoever would win I wouldn't be disappointed#I'm sorry for blurring Heat like that 😅 He was too much in the picture#I had to make sure everyone knew who this was about#since Wire is such a minor character not everyone may know him by name#And this was definitely the gayest pic of him 😂#just too bad you can't see his fishnet stockings but I had to make choices
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✨Imposter Syndrome✨
you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
#if they ever realize who I truly am#if they ever realize how much i don't deserve to be here#if they ever notice this was a mistake#if they ever learn how little I know#i didn't deserve this job#I haven't earned my place#surely someone has always pulled strings to help me advance#one day everyone will learn the truth#I'm a fake#I'm an idiot#I'm a laughing stock#I'm a failure#personal
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SE pls.... do not do this to me... my alliance and normal raid roulettes are almost exclusively these duties already
#neri.txt#while i like the currrent form of moogle event#like getting tomes from other things than battle stuff#i hate that they decided that only CT raids deserve to give tomes#i miss moogle events where they wanted everyone to go do orbonne and encouraged it with giving us like 10 tomes per run#or like. nier raids so you could farm glams during it#oh well. i guess it's time to show my face in frontlines again#and fish to my heart's content#< wants to stock on some maps on main
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Y'all I won't lie I be sad asl all the time
#lindsay speaks#// vent#this is the only way i know how to talk about my feelings to get them out of my chest so kindly ignore#i have a bad complicated relationship with my mom. i had an issue that's really be bothering me and can't talk to anyone about#because everyone just thinks I'm weird and brushes me off. so despite knowing better i try to talk to my mom about.#she brushes me off and acts like I'm weird and is like well I'm tired lol goodnight#like I'm sobbing on the phone to you and your my mom....... even if you don't feel like it's a big deal#it's something that's really bothering me. and i feel like you genuinely can't be arsed to say anything but stock#''that's just life'' quotes. like i know that that's why I'm in distres#and the stupid thing is she does this everytime i or my siblings are distressed but fuck i just really needed to talk to somebody#about how I'm feeling and just like every weak person i turned to my mom#i just wish i never said anything.#i know she's going to tell everyone i just i hate all of this and i hate i can't trust anybody to just let me be upset#sorry i didn't want to talk about fucking oatmeal and actually have issues i really need someone maybe MY MOM to just pat my back#being alive sucks so much how tf am i supposed to stay alive for the good things when i have nothing good of my own#i have nothing#not even parents and those come free with your fucking existence#btw I'm fucking stupid because she tells my aunt who thinks I'm a burden by being born every fucking thing because everytime i open up to#her i ''stress her out and she deserves to vent too''#i hate this existence
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I'm just imagining being nervous around the 141 and yet STILL garnering their attention.
Like, you've done everything in your power NOT to get noticed. You're as happy as a clam to work on all the behind the scenes issues. You don't even go out on the field!
You're the one to get gear in place, you're the one talking to Nik and supervising the equipment repairs. You make sure the armory is stocked and that the showers aren't running with rusty water.
You really DON'T want any eyes on you.
You just want to do your job and do it in fucking peace.
So why the hell are they always wanting your attention?
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"There she is. Keepin' everything in order while 'm gone." Price chuckles, placing a hand on your back as he passes through the armory's narrow shelves. "Looking to take my spot as Captain hm, Love?"
You bury your face into your clipboard, trying desperately to ignore him. He's not going away but God do you want him to. His presence is always so overwhelming and his gaze so pointed. If you could shrink into nothingness you'd try.
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"Oi, Bonnie!" Soap calls out to you at mess. He waves his arms wildly, making everyone look his way. "C'mere! Sit w' us today!"
He's so loud his voice echoes across the cafeteria. Recruits and lower ranking members shrink at the sound of it. So do you, even though you can hear only excitement in his tone instead of the usual ire he employs while training the rookies.
You know that if you decide to sit with your friends you'll never hear the end of it. But if you choose to sit with him and the rest of the all star task force you'll be under their gazes for the better part of the morning. You want to just drop your lunch tray and run out, but on unsteady legs and a bowed head you shuffle to the table.
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"Well well, look who it is." Gaz huffs, looking up from his terminal set up in the surveillance room. "Thanks for packing those extra headset chords for me."
"Uh...yeah, no problem." You nod, trying to ignore him while simultaneously digging in an old box full of wires.
"Whatcha lookin' for?"
"Uh...a mouse. A wireless one."
"Here, take mine." He smiles, unplugging the tiny chip from the side of his laptop. "Need a new one anyway."
"It's alright I-"
"Just take it. You deserve it more than me." He hums, looking away wistfully. "If it weren't for those extra cords we wouldn't 'ave been able to call for evac on that last mission."
You take the mouse into your palm, feeling uneasy. Something about his demeanor isn't right. Gaz is always confident and sure. But the way he glances at you before he turns back to the computer makes you worried.
Is he...jealous?
You slip out of the door and close it behind you without making a sound.
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"Need t' put a bell on you." Ghost grumbles. "Can't hear you n' those."
You stop midway down the hallway, confused and nervous.
You look down at your old, beat up reg boots from your PT days. They were definitely in need for a decommissioning, but they were comfy despite the fact that the soles had no tread anymore.
"Oh, yeah. Sorry." You awkwardly mumble. "Need new ones."
"No."
You raise a brow at him. It was just the two of you in one of the maintenance hallways which was, ironically enough, poorly maintained. The overhead fluorescents flickered and made it hard to focus.
"Keep 'em." He nods, turning away and showing you the full breadth of his back. He mutters at you as while he keeps walking on.
"Keeps you under the radar."
#call of duty#cod imagines#mw2#mw2 headcanons#simon ghost riley#cod mwii#simon riley x reader#john soap mactavish#captain price#kyle gaz garrick
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