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Starscream aka my beloved backstabbing millions of years old cockroach
#starscream#transformers#transformers idw#maccadam#every now and then i post a screamer and everybody goes like??? this bitch read transformers??? [crying britney spears] yeah... yeah..#bro i miss tf so much i want a mature tf story again that doesn't butcher Screamer :(
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I am once again thinking about how odysseus who witnessed the horrors that the captured women went through (one of his main duties in the iliad was taking the women back home and making sure they were as comfortable as possible and safe because he was the only one trusted not to violate them further due to his devotion to penelope. And in the odyssey part of the reason circe sent him to the underworld was so that he'd have to listen to all these women's stories (before he could talk to the prophet) ). Who was one of the few that saw women as people and respected their space and opinions. And was then put in those exact same situations. I don't have the motivation right now to do a full literary analysis of this (I'll site the sources too) but oh man one day I'm going to write a full essay on this.
#The odyssey#iliad#Odysseus#Tw: rape#Tw: sex slaves#Tw: camp slaves#Tw: That one time Calypso kept odysseus as a sex slave for 7 years#circe#Something about the inherent trauma of witnessing how your friends treat women#Watching them keep sex slaves#Then having to bring these girls home hearing about their stories seeing the aftermath#Then living in a situation where you have to let a powerful witch use you as she pleases half in payment for lives/food/medicine#Half because she has the equivalent of a gun to your best friends head and if you don't keep her happy then youre all dead#And then that witch sends you on a quest to the underworld where granted you'll benefit too but first#You have to listen to every single captured women from the Trojan war that you didn't Shepard home tell you their stories#Tell you that you're a horrible person while you are living in a disturbingly similar situation#And then later finding yourself trapped as a sex slave for seven years to an immortal nymph#And then being labeled as a horrible cheater for the rest of history#And none of this well historically everybody cheated or it's up to interpretation bullshit#Because it fucking isn't and granted a lot of abridged versions skip this shit#But if you read the full original stories and still think odysseus cheated then you just have an issue with men being victims#Or weren't paying attention i guess#Where's that meme where's it like the text was up to interpretation cut to the text where it very bluntly states what's happening#And I'm not saying odysseus was a good person or that he didn't have slaves because he did. And he wasnt#But first off nobody deserves to suffer that violation#Second they weren't sex slaves they were all nurses/maids/spys and I'm not getting into the ancient culture slavery issues rn#Third there's a lot you can pick to hate odysseus for but cheating/disrespecting women wasn't one of them#They literally invented a new word to describe his and penelopes love and it means to be so in love that you think the exact same way#Also forcing this narrative of odysseus cheating and penelope leaving to be a single girl boss is#Just the fake feminist mindset that stay at home moms are weak and wrong and live awful lives
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Meme for latest HOTD fic I’m reading:
Viserys looking up down from heaven hell watching his two oldest children who he forced to get married have toe curling hate sex next to his still warm corpse
Called Rhaenyra your only child in front of Aegon, now he’s giving your only child the good ole Toe Curling Cervix Crushing Hate Sex 3000 special by your emaciated corpse.
The rest of the siblings hearing some… oddly specific noises coming out of their fathers bedchamber where Aegon and Rhaenyra inside “mourning” their father
The Queen and the Prince Consort by @franzkafkagf on AO3
#this couple is soooooo toxic and I love it#who would think a marriage with a 16 year age gap would be dysfunctional?#the story opens with Aegon hooking up with a random girl while rhaenyra is in labor#rhaenyra is trying so hard to stay hinged as a queen#and everyone from the small folk to the greens are pushing her resolve#she just wants to be a calm and peaceful ruler and everybody keeps mocking her for it#she’s gonna snap and snap loud#so is Aegon for other reasons#anyways I love this fic and it has been both a joy to read and an emotionally soul destroying read#rhaegon ship has my brain in a chokehold#fan fic rec#fic rec#ao3#HOTD#HOTD fanfic#Aegon ii x rhaenyra#aegon ii targaryen#rhaenyra targeryan#rhaegon#mine
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Happy late holidays with that got dayum dress
#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#everybody say thank you new blood#he’s mad that they all started partying when he brought out the Christmas story to read in his bible
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SAS ROGUE HEROES | 1x03
#perioddramaedit#sas rogue heroes#paddy mayne#eoin mcgonigal#donal finn#jack o'connell#mine#this had NO right to be so romantic. what in the goddamn hell!!!#everybody else had like 5 seconds of their letters read out#and then these two are over here having an entire love story recited for a full minute
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Celebration time 🎉
Happy 100 followers everyone! Thank you all for following my silly side blog, and for enjoying my work! To celebrate, I made a lil quiz to match you with one of the housewardens. Originally I wanted to do all characters but that would be a humongous task, so if this one does well, I might do a vice-house warden one later on.
Happy quizzing!
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst#quizzes#uquiz link#uquiz quiz#twst x reader#thank u thank u so much everybody#this is something small cuz exams have been killing meeeee#but I just really wanted to celebrate#this just made me imagine an nrc dating show#like love fairies have invaded nrc and are forcing students to participate in match making reality tv show#they can’t keep re using the ghost bride event but they can play with our hearts#just imagine the whole being forced to act romantic to appease the overlords#malleus doesn’t even do shit bc he’s enjoying it too much#this also reignited my thoughts of doing some sort of cyoa with twst characters#have I also mentioned I wanted to write one of those “there was only one bed!! sorta scenarios?#cuz I do and it’s been hitting me in the head for quite awhile#I also have love triangles I wanna finish and also like 2928283828 individual stories#have I told yall about my little mermaid azul au where azul is the little mermaid? that shit be in my head for like 3 years now#there’s also a 50s au deuce story#and a sound of musicesque au with Lilia and the diasomnia gang#and a my fair ladyesque one with vil and rook#oh oh oh and also the 1920s mafia au with the mermafia and killer for higher reader#who is roped into being Azuls fake fiance#if only I was literate and not just a monkey with a brick hitting a typewriter#if you read all of these tags u get a cookie#and probably a psychological evaluation
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What would you say was the first sign that Miraculous was gonna became a bad show?
3D in the current style that it is. And no. I'm not talking about the anime. I'm talking about how it started to sacrifice style and substance for recognizability and cheap graphics. There are very strict guidelines on the style of the show and exaggerated expressions and genuinely good animation have been trashed or cut in order to not have to pay the most money. How do I know? I've seen it. I have seen things that I can never share but I know about. Shit that sits in a locked folder on a USB drive.
I've been very fortunate to speak to people behind the scenes and get some insight on development. I've poured over reports and surveys. I've read interviews. I've seen statistics.
There is a lot of company input that goes into miraculous. And you know how it is when CEOs and directors boards get involved with creative projects. You would be surprised at the amount of influence companies like Gloob have over the development of the show.
Miraculous wants to be a serious show. But it also wants to be a kiddie show- and miraculous wants to be a kids show because kids programming sells toys and toys are what have kept miraculous afloat for as long as it has.
#I'm going to be real with everybody right now. From what I've read. From what I know. And who I've spoken to?#Miraculous has no plan. Everything? They've done off the fucking seat of their pants.#They'd probably sit in a meeting room like a week before they need to start producing the show and come up with the story on the spot.#There's no greater plan and there's no grand vision.#They don't care about you. They want your money. And guess what? They are getting it.#The Creator is an asshole#The show sends bad messages#It is poorly animated and poorly written#And there is so much underlying racism and sexism and oh my God don't be blind to this#You are allowed to like bad media. And if you are a fan then fine. But you really need to be critical of the media you consume.
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for the record high teen boogie (1982) is not natori's favorite movie, but it is the only movie matoba ever successfully dragged him to see in high school. therefore matoba assumes it's his favorite movie.
BONUS: live teen reaction
#i don't have the first idea how to draw natsume's hair but i don't let that stop me#i've also never heard of high teen boogie but the thought process went like this:#what's varsity blues's equivalent in japanese film?#well unfortunately i know very little about japanese film and even less about varsity blues.#let's look up the highest grossing movies in japan in the 80s. oh here's one that's about high schoolers even. let's go with that#looking up the plot and apparently there's a motorcycle gang of delinquents and i like to imagine seiji making up little stories#about winning the heart of bad boy shuuichi-san who probably has fingerless gloves and a leather jacket#omg remember when natsume thought natori's gecko was a tattoo. bad boy natori shuuichi!!!#everybody wants him to be bad. unfortunately he is a nerd who is too busy reading old manuscripts to get street cred :/#hexfest2k24#horrible exorcists#my posts#mean girls#f
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Reading 'Solo Leveling' (a webtoon/webnovel about a guy who uses a game-like interface to level up and fight monsters and become ridiculously OP and the coolest and hottest guy in the whole wide world) really proves something to me that I've thought about.
The goal of a story is to achieve what it wants to achieve. Different genres have different certain marks the story should achieve. If it doesn't hit those marks, it's not a good example of the genre. In a lot of was it's not even a good story - it doesn't entertain the audience in the way that they want to be entertained. A romance novel isn't a bad story because it doesn't feature great action scenes, but neither is it a bad story because it doesn't delve deep into the sociopolitical implications of neocolonialism. Does it make the reader feel happy? Is it cathartic? Is there a happy ending? Then it's a good romance story - even if you think stories shouldn't need happy endings.
The 'satisfaction' of stories like Solo Leveling is the fact that is very entertaining to watch a guy be super powerful and mow down bad guys and have everybody around him go "WHOAH that's a cool guy". Maybe it's cool because you're projecting, or maybe you like great action scenes, or because you like 'underdog gets powerful' stories. It's a power fantasy. That is the goal of Solo Leveling, and so long as I'm going "WHOAH COOL", then it's a good story. And Solo Leveling is the example of the power fantasy video game dungeon OP protag. It does those elements, it executes them competently, it's a good story.
This is the third of these types of stories I've read more than 5 chapters of. The first was Omniscent Reader's Viewpoint. And baby. This is no ORV.
ORV a big reaction to Solo Levelling in a lot of ways, since Solo Levelling was very genre defining and influential, and it's hard to write these OP stories without having a relationship to Solo Leveling. It's like the most popular webtoon out there. The OP hero, the gaming interface and rules, the gods fucking you up, power fantasy - they're all checked off by ORV. It doesn't subvert them much. You watch kdj pull one over on a shmuck and you're like HEY YA BABY and you watch him utterly decimate some schmuck and you're like WHOAH COOL. You like ORV, basically, for the same reasons you like Solo Leveling. They're the same genre and in a lot of ways the same story.
But ORV has driven me nuts and after a while Solo Leveling has gotten boring. Because ORV has a fantastic supporting cast that puts the MC's OPness in relative perspective. Because there's cool action scenes with different teams, of different dynamics, giving freshness to each chapter. Because you get to see kdj slowly implement some nuts gambit of the course of the entire arc and when we finally hit the end point where it all comes together it's FUCK YEAH. I'm leaving out the actual depth here. But ORV and Solo Leveling do the same thing, except ORV has a great deal of other story elements that build into the main 'point' and escalate the satisfaction, joy, and intensity of those points. You don't read these OP hero novels for the supporting cast. You read it to watch a dude be cool. But ORV's supporting cast - and, like, the fact that they're actual characters, even the women - gives us a lot of other smaller 'hey yeah!' moments, gives it buildup, makes the OP moments meaningful, and gives a grand climax and huge satisfaction when kdj does what the SL guy did by himself. And the supporting cast is only one example of this. A story is a good story if it accomplishes its point, but a story like SL will never really deliver its promises nearly as well as ORV could. Not because ORV is deep and has """themes""" or fucked up shit like that. The 'WHOAH COOL's are just better. Because ORV knows why stories are good and what makes a good story.
Anyway I'm fucking begging you I have tears in my eyes this is why your fic needs more than the hot ship of the day I promise it won't detract from the ship it will make the ship BETTER but you have to get WHY you like these homosexuals so much and it's NOT just because they're CUTE sometimes there's OTHER REASONS THAT ARE IMPORTANT LIKE THE WOMAN YOU'VE BOOTED AND -
#you're killing me smalls#my writing#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#solo leveling#solo leveling is good at what it does bc i've read 120 chapters of it#but it's not great because i don't actually care#man really early on the MC had PTSD and I felt like we were doing something with that#and why he was so desperate to grow stronger and i felt like that was a good character motivation for the#hashtag grindset#we like characters for other reasons than projection. i prommy. prommy i swear#the funny thing is that literlaly everybody who reads all 1 million words of orv#are a kim dokja kinnie and you do have to project insanely#because the story self-selects for kdj kinnies#if you weren't insane in the exact same way kdj was insane#you wouldn't have fucking finished orv now would you
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media about people who aren't there. shows where the most important part of the story has passed. the idea that we persist after we're gone, we impact people we've never met in ways we can't fathom, so much so that we become the main character in a story we aren't around to hear. media that creates characters with intrigue, with connections, with relationships, with goals, with dreams, with life. and then they disappear. they are phantoms, projections, idols without agency in a tale about them. you know what I mean?
#the first time i saw something about this was uhhh laura palmer?#in twin peaks?#and i never got over the idea of like. a story being about someone who's not there.#they can't defend themselves they can't impact that plot#but they DO#anyway i noticed in the bear too. how everybody is talking about michael all the time#like the show is ABOUT mike. and he's dead.#but also this is like. the core of bbc ghosts.#they are quite literally haunting their own story#i think its fascinating#anyway if anyone has like writing on this? id love to read it
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A thank-u illustration for @malifiquemakes and her awesome fic "Like Oil for Leather" 💛
This fic is very hot and sexy, but it's also incredibly tender! (Chapter 10 my beloved <3) And in addition to delicious obkk there's Obito and Runt, his precious little pup 🥹 they stole my heart, so here they are!
#uchiha obito#obito uchiha#mydrawings#thank u mal for this story! im really looking forward to the updates 😶🌫️#fic: like oil for leather#obito&runt#everybody: “this fic is so hot! gotta read asap” me: “there's a scene where kakashi gives obito a puppy?! GIMME!”
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nnot an art request but im going crazy you hve the best homestuck takes ive ever seen i feel like my soul has been cleansed cos you can actually articulate things i havent been able to even grasp i feel like i UNDERSTAND NOW. why this comic has kept such a place in my heart even when the world hates it so much . thank you. i love davepeta now also
this made me Grin and Smile so big and wide!! im glad u can get something out of my rambling :3 revisiting homestuck with an actual developed non-tween brain and some media literacy has been so epic and fun. there is so much to this dumbass comic. there's a good reason people are still making meta posts and fanworks for it years after its ended
#neotxt#ask#thanks to u and others for the nice kind asks....#i do not respond to everybody but i read everything#i havent analyzed a story alongside a fan community in a while#at least to this extent#Hooray! it is fun
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when I want to write something self indulgent to give me all the angsty and cuddly hurt/comfort feels but I can't because I end up feeling guilty because I'm seeking after feels that I feel in an inappropriate place because my mom told me one time when I was 15 that I shouldn't search that out or it's probably sexual sin but it confuses me because ALL the feels happen that way for me even if it's entirely platonic and nonsexual and so I don't know if it's okay to want to write to that because apparently all pleasure of any sort, even over platonic stories, is sexual or comes with a possibly probably sexual feeling and I also am having a hard time figuring out what's genuine conviction from God and what's just my anxiety/OCD/perfectionism/fear of failure
#like I feel like it's conviction. but also when I analyze it... I'm not doing anything sexual??? the stories I'm writing are#ENTIRELY platonic#it's like. found family feels.#but then why do I feel so guilty/convicted over it and feel better/less guilty when I stop writing anything feelsy#like... I guess I'm only allowed to write plot and can't ever write hugs and hurt/comfort anymore#my mom keeps saying I should journal all this instead of venting it at everybody and honestly maybe she's right#idk how to handle this but also I feel like if I just find a holding pattern where I can strike a healthy balance of lile#like* what is correct and healthy for me to enjoy#then the anxiety over it might pass? I don't want to avoid conviction though but like. why am I convicted over#writing a story where someone who's been treated like a monster finds a family who loves them#like.. is it because I'm seeking out whatever that feeling in my lower belly/groin is????#but that's like... so tied up in enjoyment and hurt/comfort to me that idk if I'm ACTUALLY looking for that#or if this is just what I write#and idk if that even is sinful in any way at all!!!#and why can't I just get over this? like I keep going in circles with it and it's so frustrating#idk this is totally tmi I just got hit with this awful feeling after work today and the only thing I can pinpoint it to#is this specific thing I've been writing. but even though yeah I've been getting feelsy with it... it's PLATONIC#ENTIRELY COMPLETELY NONSEXUAL. so like... is it that pleasure feeling that's the thing I'm being convicted over??#probably. bc that's the only thing that eases the feeling of conviction/anxiety/guilt#and also probably no one is reading all these tags lol sorry guys I'll go away now
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i think my fatal flaw is that i truly believe that no matter who reads it literally everybody can benefit from reading orv. like even tho it’s such a simple message the thought that no matter what I am Loved and Important and i Will survive no matter what was smth that hit me so hard especially in the context orv does it (trying to be spoiler free) making me feel Seen and helped in a way that no other media has. idk. i love kim dokja so much guys
#everybody is like “oh but it’s so long i can’t read all that >.<#but i genuinely believe an orv that’s even a chapter shorter wouldn’t be as effective at getting the message across bc (SPOILERS) but iykyk#also it goes by SO quickly if u let urself rly get involved in the story… i think trying to theorize and hypothesize too much as ur reading#might take away from some of ur immersion if ur trying too hard to figure out the messages and everything but there is no wrong way to enjoy#it… that’s like the whole point… as long as u love the characters u are reading orv correctly u don’t need to be all philosophical abt it#while reading. ofc u can if u want and i love reading posts and theories and such ❤️ but ehejekf idk im just yapping at this point#read orv#orv#🌌
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also. my 🔥 take about the nosferatu (2004) discourse is that the movie is so "vague" (intentionally, i presume), ambiguous, and archetypal that everyone's projecting their own personal biases and preferences onto it. that's why multiple interpretation coexisting is and must be possible
#the story is very linear almost elementary for every gothic fan#we know the beats. it's a remake and the original was inspired by dracula#ellen herself is a mix of lucy and mina etc.#we are familiar with vampires and what they can symbolize. we are aware of the gothic genre usually depicting society's oppressive rules#and a way to escape them that is often 'unearthly' (think of WH) or unconventional#or even through death#yadda yadda we know it all#so everybody's reading what they want into it and no one is technically incorrect lmao#val speaks#txt
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What is your interpretation of Lireesa Windrunner, the mother of the three most angsty elves ?
I particulary dindt liked how she is in the book of sylvanas, i prefer more how uninspired-poet weote she. But what does you think ?
i hate to disappoint, anon, but i don't have any particular opinions about lireesa because she's not really a character in her appearances. she's a plot device to explain why the windrunner children, specifically alleria and sylvanas, ended up the way they did. maybe if she was ever given her own content and made a full character i would have thoughts about her but as she is now, i think the way she treated her kids explains a lot about why alleria and sylvanas have the complexes and the familial relationship they do.
i haven't read many fics with lireesa in it so i can't really speak on her fanon portrayal. the book also released years after a fanon version of lireesa was created so in my mind they're two separate beings and are, in a way, incomparable.
thank you for the ask!
#i wish i had a better answer but she's not a character that crosses my mind often djsfhnsdjkf#she reminds me a lot of clovis bray (and on a lesser scale osana sov) but i wont get into my deranged destiny era ramblings#the short of it is i would pay so much money to read seth dickinson's version of sylvanas' story#anyways everybody read the marasenna it's an incredible piece of sci-fi literature#asks
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