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ooc-miqojak · 1 year ago

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It's also not funny to the person you're freaking out... they're freaked out bc you're driving a two-ton death machine like a maniac.

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

#every word of this #few things piss me off more than irresponsible drivers taking the lives of others into their hands

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just-spacetrash · 1 year ago

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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

#like literally every time ive hesitated sending a text or complimenting someone or stuff ive thought of it #like youre right. what if i played it a little risky what do i have to lose in doing a nice thing!!!!!! ur so right!!!!!!!!#but its forever lost cos i cant search it with any words cause its an image #misery and pain. you know how it is #my post

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valtsv · 11 months ago

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anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

#🐉#i dont think my version is the most common translation because its worded a bit differently #(but still gets the same point across)#however im glad because this bit makes me howl every time i remember it

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reactionimagesdaily · 10 months ago

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#Every day my restraint crumbles. One day every device I own will block ads. Mark my fucking words.#reaction image #reaction meme #daily reaction images #image mood: frick the frack off

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pangur-and-grim · 6 months ago

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Belphie looks so handsome today

#Belphegor #I wonder if he’s ‘good’ by Devon Rex standards?#once at a cat show I showed an Oriental breeder a photo of pangur and she said ‘oh that cat is dogshit’#not in those exact words obviously #but that was the sentiment #ANYWAY I might be biased but I think my Belphie boy is a primo devon rex #he’d win every ribbon in the world

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harvocel · 1 year ago

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snastries (snail pastries)

#art #food #snails #something you can do for fun is replace the front of every word with 'sn'#eg bread -> snead #anyways tag yourself im chocolate dollop :]

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snarkspawn · 15 days ago

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in case you were wondering, mentally I am still here

#dragon age #veilguard #dragon age the veilguard #rookanis #lucanis dellamorte #rook #dragon age rook #nazeeh mercar #da4 #userpharawee #let 2025 be the year where I feel more comfortable not compulsively 150%-ing every piece and posting more sketches and unpolished stuff #instead of letting 90% of my drawings die in my drafts lmao 🙏#'you just gotta marie kondo it' thanks @ jen for the words of wisdom I WILL take them to heart haha #(this does spark joy)

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sunflowershark · 1 year ago

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“broken builds” this. “use the orb” that. you fools. the true best strategy to beat honour mode is to encourage safer and smarter decisions throughout your adventure by roleplaying as none other than faerun’s central authority on occupational safety and workplace accident prevention legislation

#cubey’s bg3posting #before I do anything stupid I eliminate all workplace hazards and it’s genius. works every time.#I cleared the ruins in like under an hour because i knew that Dame O’sha The Compliant would favour the far safer locked basement entrance #literally foolproof #cubey’s words #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 honour mode #bg3 tav

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linkeduniverse · 4 months ago

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Central Room pt.1 <<Previous Next>>

ComicArchive/ About / Linktree

#linkeduniverse #here the focus is on the dungeon setting #featuring this infamous trio block puzzle—a series staple and a must-have for our dungeon #TimeTwilightandSky have their own block puzzles #but they’re not used to the classic 2D stye #To make things tougher they can't reset the puzzle by leaving and re-entering like we can!#why is it so difficult to type here? tumbler wants to automatically hashtag every single word now???#i havent used tumblr in years i dont keep up with the changes...

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mischievous-thunder · 4 months ago

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Same, Logan, same!

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thatcrimsonsun · 1 month ago

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I laugh out loud every time I remember that scene in tsc where Jean was like "Well HE has scars as well and you don't question HIM!" and Jeremy is like "Jean. He's trans, those are his top surgery scars. You're traumatized. Not the same."

#not quoted word to word but this was what basically happened #it cracks me tf up every time #Jean is like #“so????????”#😭😭😭#ema rant #aftg #all for the game #tsc #the sunshine court #nora sakavic #jean moreau #jeremy knox #jerejean

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morganbritton132 · 5 months ago

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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

#I love teen ceo Tim drake so much and he’s not even canon #there are a lot of angsty fics and I love them but I think there’s such a potential for comedy #WE employees gain thousands of followers just live-tweeting the insane shit he does every day #‘CEO probs not putting out statement about new tech bc I just watched his brother pull him kicking and screaming out of the building’#‘found my ceo sleeping in the elevator again’#‘head of R&D just asked me decipher an email at the CEO sent to him. it reads like gen z word salad’#‘Tim Drake is a wonderful boss. he did just ask me if I wanna see him ollie. it was pretty sick’#Tim drake #ceo tim drake #alfred pennyworth

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forever-plz · 4 months ago

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i genuinely feel like sobbing every time they remind me how much they fucking love lesbians fuck my stupid phlesbian life

#especially because every day i go on twitter and see some dumb discourse between lesbians and gay men #and then dan and phil exist and it's all okay #phan #dan and phil #shoutout tumblr user rainey-day-whispers for reminding me the glorious word phlesbian exists

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boasamishipper · 4 days ago

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helena eagan who grew up wanting for nothing but at the same time truly wanting nothing until she watched her innie receive the affection she spent her whole life trying to earn. helena eagan who stepped into her innie's life because she wanted to know what it felt like to be loved with no strings attached. helena eagan who tried so hard to be the woman her innie is - who crawled through a tunnel full of goat shit to help mark find his outie's wife, and tried to console irving before his trip to o&d, and laughed openly and freely with the refiners around the campfire on a snowy night - but in the end just couldn't pull it off. helly was never cruel. sometimes the poison drips through.

#helena eagan who admitted in the quiet warmth of mark's embrace that she's ashamed of who she is on the outside #but she doesn't want helly's life either. she wants the perks without having earned them.#something something every word is truth but what is real.#severance spoilers #severance #helena eagan #helly r #britt lower #emmy for ms lower NOW #boa talks severance

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nando161mando · 4 months ago

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Every fucking word

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