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Day 6 — Reconciliation ₊˚✧ ゚
Submission for @minthe-drawings #BaxterMCWeek!
MC: Ai/Sky
#News Report: Wedding planner unknowingly saved today#as couple prevents local soft boy from committing his first murder#more at 11#bro#I wanted to add a funny little bit at the end so bad#but this was already so late#maybe I'll add to it later#BaxterMCWeek#baxter mc week#baxter ward#olba#ol:ba#our life beginnings and always#our life#ol baxter#baxter#our life baxter#mc china#iwrite art#gotta love how baxter always almost completely fucks up#every godamn time#lmfaoooo#Ai has aged 9000 years because of him#she'd say it's worth every lost second
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he’s telling Neil to get his gross runners feet off the walls
challengers screencap redraw 🤌🤌
#I watched it with my friend and if u haven’t seen it oh my lord#Watch it if u can#Gay sports people The Movie#If they were gonna make aftg a movie they would have to play that godamn synth music they played in challengers#But every time neil starts lying pathologically#I’m fine- (80s synth starts)#Aftg#all for the game#andrew Minyard#Neil josten#andreil#the foxhole court#my art
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Literally the funniest book I’ve ever read omg
#turning#turning by kuyu#Literally the “loyal like a dog is loyal” post characters r the funniest fucking existences on the planet omg#😭😭😭#every time Nathan or Yuder r in a scene without Kishiar physically there#but him mentally somehow there like with a note or them just thinking about him#it’s the funniest scene ever#him beating those knights half to death like “’uh huh and what r u gonna say to kishiar next time?? r u gonna bow next time?? r u gonna FUCK#ING BOW NEXT TIME?????’#internally the entire time#socjsidjwkdkskdokwkdked#kuyu will have me laughing at the most serious godamn scenes omg
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I think we should talk more about Tim being hyper-competent but also having shit luck
He’s the kinda a guy to have a mission with YJ in a rainforest and have a secondary goal of finding a frog because frogs are awesome, but instead would find like 15 lizards and no frogs even if the place was called the frog rainforest
#no I will not be explaining how I thought of this#just know that I am salty#THE PLACE WAS CALLED THE GODAMN FROG RAINFOREST AND I SEE JACK#BUT I GO TO OLIVE GARDEN AND A LIZARD IS GIVING ME THE STINK EYE#I WAS LOOKING AT EVERY FUCKING ROCK#BUT OH NO THE ONE TIME I LOOK ACROSS THE ROAD FOR A SECOND I SEE ANOTHER FUCKING LIZARD#tim drake
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DO NOT FUCKING CALL ME CODEPENDENT ON THAT WOMAN NEVER IN A THOUSAND YEARS.
#analiceoriginal.txt#NOW SHES TALKING ABT IT *AT* HER TELL HER TELL HER!!! I CAN BE TRUSTED W THE MICROWAVE!!!#I CAN TURN THE GODAMN MICROWAVE ON!!! ITS JUST PLUGGING IT IN!!!#I CAN TURN...A MICROWAVE ONNNNN!!! *my psychic powers send everything away*#girl stop admitting youre projecting on me.thats weird...you should feel bad abt it.#girl she keeps talking abt her childhood now too like girl whos the center of attention here.whos the patient.i think its the girl whos#HAVING HER SESSION RN.WHO IS NOT YOU.#the reason you didnt have friends is prob your personality ngl.#srry she accidentally turned her wifi off im yapping in the tags to pass time now la la la#i think im gonna draw later i think i deserve that 🩷#oh shes bringing up being ace oh were going there already? like rn? okay lol#like the therapist.damn were just going there rn w my mom here?? okay lol.i wasnt telling her just bc that was too much effort#n she doesnt listen to me.well that actually solves a lot of problems bc shes hearing it from someone she actually listens to! yay yippee#GIRL WDYM YOU PAID ATTENTION TO ME GROWING UP??? SINCE WHEN????? TALKING TO YOU IS TALKING TO A WALL?????????#if you did i would not have spent all day yesterday vent posting nobody was talking to meee liar liar pants on fireeeeee#'he said i was like the daughter he never had' nobodys ever family claimed me before i think i deserve the experience more than you.#trying to explain in every manner possible i cannot hold pens girl why she is NOT listening.girl LISTEN TO ME ON MY DISABILITY!!!#girl can you stop making it sound like im only resistant to your ideas bc i dont like change YOURE NOT LISTENING TO MY PREFERENCES???#THIS IS IGNORING ME THATS WHATS HAPPENING
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Jason Manford: time to hear bring him home like you’ve never heard it before Les Mis fans:

#not like we’ve heard it every time they more than one Valjean meets on the street#always within Alfie boe entering on the same godamn note#truly groundbreaking stuff#les miserables#les mis london#alfie boe#killian donnelly#Peter joback#baby Valjean
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TATSUMAYO GETTING THE "first day we met/stole all my heart" LINE I CANNOT. THEY'RE SO [SQUISHES THEM LIKE TWO POPPING BALLS]
#I CANNNGOT DO THIS FOR MUYCH LOGNER#ASHE IS ALKADF SCREAMING#ABOUT why the fuck the tag isn’t popping up in the recommendeds like ?? making me type it out every time godamn#tatsumayo#yoru ni kakeru
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Me : I feel like I'm not being productive... I feel like I haven't drawn in forever-
: you litteraly drew today.
Me : that doesnt count I didnt post it
: you posted art barely 2 days ago-
Me : that doesnt count it was only sketches
: what about those many chibis you made 5 days ago?
Me : that doesnt count it was doodles- and chibis are easy- and-
: I'm gonna throw you off a cliff-
#why is brain working against me 😭#i dont want to complain all the time and I dont want to bring the mood down every time but godamn I dislike how my brain works#this bitch is making me feel worthless 24/7 over every little possible things >:( how dare#eryanbles#vent#i could make a worthless doodle to post and make my brain shut up#but then it will get 3 notes at best and Ill be back in worthless town urgghhhhhh#at least I am aware it is very stupid and I shouldnt feel that way- i guess
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Bloodborne update, some of you may recall the last time I played I got stuck on Vicar Amelia for over a month
Yeah I uhh
....I killed her first try.
#yall have no idea the sheer catharsis#im maining ludvigs this time where in the past i usually go with thr cleaver and try to learn how to parry#turns out! if youre shite at parrying you can just get something fuck-off big enough to stagger with every hit!#and theb learn the rhythm#seriously when people talk about fromsoft games teaching you to play all of them at once theyre. actually not lying#anyway i made it to shadows of yarnam and they kicked my ass after like. a solid 2-3 hours of fucking about in the woods#and even with all the shortcuts i do not have the patience to back track one more godamn time tonight#but y e a h im having more fun with it than i ever have
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stronghart might be light skinned but he's still brown :/
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im starting to believe i might never get out of the "this time ive got it, the plot for my fic. ive finally nailed it down" loop
#istg every time i scrap everything and start all over it feels like this time is the right one!!!!!#i still believe that ill make some minute change to my plotline that will suddenly make every piece fit the godamned puzzle#one tiny little change at a time#except one tiny little change means dozens of pages of me rambling on gdocs#gatatxt
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Watching a 1998 one piece ova.... looks like it's the first ever released episode and it's not too far off.... either way old style I miss you
#In this ova zoro doesn't even jump to save luffy when he drowns.... luffy JUMPS on zoro which is new#love the repeating motif of some chafacter having a treasure like luffy has his hat and you know freedom and all#this one is so old and doesn't even have the same voice actors#nami got taken by a ses beast.... if i had a nickel for every time she got kidnapped in a movie/ova....#un all of these so far zoro gets recognised because of his technique... wonder when this changed bc it doesn't happen anymore#wlw mlm hostility with zoro and nami lmao its there in the core xd#see now the girl hates pirates like nami did#the music is so different also....#godamn they were like yesh we are gonna make it look like a child was decapitated#luffy asking the child for help bc he cant swim akdhskajaks omg luffy sent him flying towards the bomb lmao#if anyone wants to know the page i am watching them pls ask it has like all of the movies specials and ovas... its great#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies#well an ova but alas
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starting to cry just from the stress of constantly being asked to do shit this week and now my brother is asking me to take him somewhere im
#stop demanding shit from me stop asking me to do things i cant say no godamn it#my mom went out once (1) this entire week#every other time she needed to go out she guilt tripped me into doing it#like picking up her kids or going to the store and then getting mad at me because i didnt buy the right things#a normal week im already having to cook and shit for my siblings and now i have school work to do#she has to stop relying on me i cant fucking take it anymore
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“KIMI NI HAJIMETA WARATTA"
#you smiled for the first time#THIS LINE GETS ME EVERY#SINGLE. GODAMN TIME.#sosbbjgn patheticaaly ..aiRA voC ALS#ASHE IS ALKADF SCREAMING#yoru ni kakeru
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asking rafe if he still likes you while he's literally inside you..
he’s buried straight to the hilt, softer thrusts eliciting the gentle patter of skin-against-skin whilst you nuzzle your face into the crook of his neck and breath in his scent — one that’s so uniquely him, clean but so rich that it borders on being overpowering.
he takes notice of your clenched brows against him, the creases in your skin rubbing against his warmed neck every time he sheathes himself inside of you, but he pays them no mind — distracted by the feeling of your sopping cunt swallowing him in almost deeper with every movement.
consequently, he’s much quieter than usual, although not one with a penchant to be noisy, he would usually reassure you throughout the entire experience, coddle you regardless of the big bad rafe pretence he held in front of others.
you sniffle, mewling lightly into his skin as you huff out a few short pants, “rafe.”
“‘mmh,” he breathes out against your head, warmth brushing over your hairline.
“do you still like me?” you murmur, smushing your lips against his skin to muffle your question, the action causing your nose to tingle when you feel the vibrations reverberate from his skin onto yours.
“do i still like you?” he mimics, brows raised in slight exasperation before he registers your complete and utter seriousness and drops the sass, “baby — i’m- i’m quite literally inside of you right now, ofcourse, of course i still like you. godamn.”
#rafe cameron#rafe cameron prompt#rafe cameron smut#rafe cameron x reader smut#rafe cameron concept#rafe cameron imagine#rafe x reader smut#rafe smut#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron obx#rafe cameron blurb#rafe cameron fluff
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jinxie
pairing: jinx x gn!reader - NSFW
warnings: no use of y/n or pronouns, 2nd person reader, use of nicknames (toots, baby) dom/service top!reader, bottom/sub!jinx, slight praise kink, very little begging, slight edging, slight orgasm denial ig, fingering, little teasing, slight marking, start of aftercare :)
author’s note: was looking so hard for a subby jinx but only found one :(, here’s my first ever smut fic ig.
MDNI

jinx didn’t quite expect you, her pretty love, to get worried when she left in the middle of night to take a walk around with no warning, but she ended up finding you with a stern look on your face and crossed arms. she tried to flirt her way out of it, knowing the effect she had on you. it was obvious what was coming.
.🌀.
you break the kiss to push her onto the bed, climbing on top of jinx and grabbing at her waist.
“fuck were you thinking? no godamn warning at this hour?”
you scolded against her lips, entangling your legs with hers and lightly pressuring your thigh against her mound, reconnecting your lips again, nails digging onto her skin.
you could smell gunpowder on her, she got into a fight, though the lack of banging and yelling outside told you she took care of it.
she took your face into her hand as the other traveled to hold you into her at the back of your head. letting go of her waist you let your hands travel to her pants, getting her belt out of the way. your sloppy kisses trail down her jaw to her neck, open mouthed and messy as you left a few hickeys behind, knowing she wouldn’t even bother covering them.
you pull down her pants a little past her knees, mostly because she never remembers to get her shoes off but you also don’t got time for taking it off properly with jinx under you. you leave her underwear on, playing with the hem of it as you finish your job on her neck.
the tip of your finger finds her clothed clit, sparking it to life with slow circles, a small damp patch forming on her panties as her legs try closing around your knee.
“now, now, don’t close the shop on me, jinxie.”
warning her as you pull her panties down and open her legs again to gaze at her glistening pussy, wetness coating the pretty pink lips nicely from getting her worked up.
kissing over her thigh as you gather the slimy fluid to tease her entrance, enjoying her breathless sighs from underneath as you slowly sink a finger in.
you start with a slow pace together with a fee rubs on her clit, admiring the way her body tenses on every other stroke. sliding in the second finger into her tight heat, pace gradually speeding up, trying to get deeper and deeper into her cunt.
what once was a slow and sensual pace turned into a desperate desire to see jinx open up to you, beautiful and vulnerable at your hands. moving your body up feel her soft lips and hot tongue on yours again, your palm slaps her clit with every pound of you, of your fingers inside her heat.
your mouths mingle together, two different breaths melting into one, her moans swallowed silent by you until you curl your fingers and hit that sweet little spot hidden in her cunt, moans suddenly impossible to silence with your mouth.
“oops, did i find it?” you playfully ask her, your breath against her face, hitting mercilessly inside her knowing exactly what to tick her, watching her get louder and her grip the sheets below her, body tensing as a knot forms in her gut. a loud whine reverberated the room as you made sure the tip of your fingers, with no warning, barely brushed it.
“haAh- toots, c’mon- just fucking get m’ off- ngh- already” she whines, hips stuttering forward to get friction into the mushy star-seeing spot inside her until your hand holds her down by the hip.
“aw jinxie, how about you ask a little nicer and maybe i’ll help you with your little problem here.”
she grumbles in response, bottom lip almost bleeding from in between her teeth and eyebrows furrowed with simply not the right feel as your fingers never quit their steady pace inside her.
“fuck- please? let me cum, please i- i will be so good for you, i won’t sneak around like that again, i- please- just fuck- please”
a grin forms on your face at her messy pleading, “awh baby, it’s so hard to say no to you when you’re all whiny like this.”
hand then releasing her hips to caress her face gently before picking up the pace with your fingers again, mercilessly pounding the spot deep inside her cunt, the sound of squelching harmonising with jinx’s moans.
pressing soft kisses behind her ear as her back arched up from the bed, her hips stuttering against your pace.
“c’mon baby, you’re doing so well for me, yeah? pretty little thing aren’t you, all fucked up on my fingers, want t’see you come undone on my fingers, pretty.”
you gently whispered right by her ear, watching her face contort in pleasure as breathy moans wouldn’t stop rolling out her lips.
your name rolled out her tongue sweet and loud as her heat tightened around the slow pace you settled into for her to ride down her high. watching she catch her breath while you take your slimy fingers out of her snug cunt, gently tapping her sensitive clit to watch her legs twitch and whimper bubble up her throat.
“baby,” she whispered, wrapping her arms around yours as you licked your fingers clean. “are you still mad at me?” her voice was barely audible, face hiding behind your arm.
“of course not, baby blue. you just gotta tell me when you leave so suddenly in the middle of the night. ya got me worried there.” your eyes softened as you explained, caressing her face gently before picking her up bridal style. “let’s get ya all cleaned up.” pressing a kiss to the top of her head.
she groaned, just wanting to rest, “i’m not even that messed up.” she grumbled, making you look down at her state as you carried her to the bathroom, her head against your collarbone. you chuckled at the wet patches of sweat on her top and her sticky thighs.
“the chances you wake up in the middle of the night whining cus ‘you feel weird’ are very high. trust me, love.”
“oh c’mon, toots!”
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#jinx arcane#jinx smut#jinx x reader#arcane#arcane x reader#arcane x you#jinx x you#arcane smut#subby jinx amen#lamb writes stuff#league of legends#jinx league of legends#jinx lol#jinx x y/n#arcane fanfic#top reader
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