#every fuckin 2 minutes

[lagiacrus]

monkey paw in that people care about dungeon meshi now after years of me clawing around for any sort of acknowledgement while also remembering that anime brings out the dumbest and most annoying bitches

[sparring-spirals]

truly unfair that i, a person who loves characters with wavering determination trying to keep each other going, who takes cathartic joy in characters kind of having ongoing mental breakdowns finally reaching their limit, who really likes characters using all forms of ill-advised coping mechanisms to just get by and finding the reserves to try to treat each other well anyway

am too busy to consistently watch live during the "we are at our fucking limit and pulling out ALL of our ill advised coping mechanisms and stress responses to get by, and its not quite working. and yet we are still trying to be good to each other, for each other, maybe not perfectly, but genuinely" arc. tragic.

[apocalypticdemon]

finally did my goddamn dishes. and that wasn't all i managed to do today. fuck yeah.

had a meeting for thesis prep. bmv trip. rough plan for friday's discussion lecture. cooked dinner for the first time in like 3 weeks. read ~50 pages of academic text for 2 classes and a paper revision.

feels like i didn't do enough but. considering that yesterday i managed... going to classes and nothing else! and monday i was only capable of doing the required meetings i had, this is a pretty good day!

[invinciblerodent]

[Shadowheart: I've squandered too much time already. I want to be with you. Now and always. Do you want the same?]

Uh.

considering that he's never looked at another person like this before, yeah girl, I feel like it's safe to say that he probably does wanna be your boyfriend

(now, is it a good idea to make a situationship official right when you're quite literally fresh out of an extremely traumatic moment, and are about to head into the next, which is also a good contender for one of the top 3 worst moments of both your lives? maybe not. but, hey, counterpoint? he brought you a flower that one time and has pretty hazel eyes that go all soft and round when he looks at you, so, yknow, why the fuck not I guess.)

[tigeristired]

hey so uh. why the ever loving fuck are lyrics on spotify behind the premium paywall now huh? anyone want to explain that to me? cause idk this seems like a very possible accessibility issue. also just generally a dick move.

[creaturebloom]

tomorrow is my birthday and for the last 3 days my dad has been claiming he "can't move" and is "paralyzed" despite the fact that he can move and absolutely is not paralyzed and has gotten up multiple times every day

but this also means he won't get up rn despite saying he has to pee, so i can't change his diapers ! which is gonna be fucking gross when tonight he finally decides he's not paralyzed after all

fuck my stupid baka life

[doodlboy]

Boiling w rage right abt now

[j-esbian]

i actually hate how bad apple’s proprietary apps are. i feel like i never shut up about how apple podcasts sucks, but i also need to complain more about apple maps because what the fuck is even going on in there

[fxckinemo]

should i perhaps? get high and watch the matrix? hmmmmmmm

[hobgobbin]

does anyone have an ad block thing that works on twitch bc this shit is pissing me off

[vaguelydefinedshapes]

omg someone give this guy an award for Most Annoying Customer

[nexus-nebulae]

"hey. what the fuck, man"

- one of our fictives coming to front for the first time in eight months and immediately scrolling past fanart of him even though we literally haven't seen content from that fandom much less of that character since we left it eight months ago

[simonrileysfavteacup]

You stir awake, sighing as you roll over to face your sleeping husband. You sit up, fixing your stretchy shirt over your very swollen belly. You pat Simon’s side. “Si? Si! Si!”

He groans as he wakes up, rolling over and shoving his head into his pillow. “Go back t’ sleep.”

“I want a big mac.”

He groans louder. 

“Please, Si? I’m super hungry. And bubby keeps kicking.”

He sighs, “Look ‘t the time, lovie.”

You almost tear up. 

When he notices the frown on your face, he sighs again, getting up. “Which one is the closest?”

You smile, almost jumping with joy as you lean up to press a million kisses to his cheek. “The one on 42nd.”

He leans down, kissing your belly and your lips before heading off to get dressed. 

He returns 20 minutes later, a bag and 2 drinks in hand. You practically moan at the smell as he hands you the bag. 

“I love you,” you moan as you take a bite of your burger. He chuckles, eating his own. “Bubby loves you too. He’s kicking every time I take a bite.”

“Bet ‘e does.” Simon kisses your belly as you stuff a few fries in your mouth. “Lovie?”

“Yeah?” you ask with a mouth full. 

“Do ya think he’ll like me?”

“For the millionth time, my love, you are nothing like your father. You’re far too kind and too amazing and too sweet. He’s going to love you. Just like I do.”

He chuckles, “Love you too.”

He leans down, kissing your belly. 

“Both of ya annoying little buggers. Always fuckin’ hungry.”

[ardentpoop]

oh also michael!dean again i guess 🙄 girl whatever 🙄

[totally-not-deacon]

oh god it's cedar fever time

think i've gone through half a box of tissues just today, and that's with THREE zyrtec and a round of benadryl