#fuck thylas

[first-warden]

guess who's playing inquisition again [that's right it's this bitch]

[thyla]

the wind is so fucking crazy and plus all the rain. it’s gonna be a struggle to sleep tonight.

[crowfonder]

Okay than GET WORSE SPELL 💥💥

If it helps at all, i always keep an extra pack of tums and some mint tea to help with my naseua. It won't vanish (unfortunatley) but it will ease.

I hope it lets up on you soon that shit is the worst :((

thank you babes but currently im in a position where i need to pray it gets worse

[werewolfnat]

right, i've been mulling over this for the past few days, and figured if i was ever gonna use this url it probably shoulda been back when i was first watching grease: rise of the pink ladies, BUT seeing as i'm going through a bit of a grease phase again and fargo s5 is finished i figured fuck it lets switch it up a bit now, plus it's nice to have an url of a characters proper name without any alterations, hurray for me and this tiny fandom 🥳✨ don't worry though it's still gonna be the same multifandom mess you know and loath, i'll go back to one of my stranger things or joe keery related url sooner or later 😘💜

tagging some much loved mutuals in no particular order under the cut so you know who the fuck this is (if i miss ya i'm sorry i just never know who to tag being a socially awkward idiot that i am and not wanting to bother people...😓)

@rose-nobles @tezzzzza @sherifftillman @sidekick-hero @iero @buckysbarnes @buckleydiaz @jonathanbiers @emblazons @userstonathan @thefreakandthehair @thyla @stevebabey @roguenancy @ezrabriidger @miwtual @alfryco @emziess @mcbride @padme-amidala @freckledjoes

[star-trek-fandom-confessions]

response to 1115: Umm, no, spirk fandom as a whole is not thinking about ‘two white guys fucking each other’. I am not white, nor black. I am Asian and a huge AOS Sulu fan. He slayed that role. But making Sulu gay is very different than the issue of making Spock straight. You can be mad at spirk fandom for whatever reason but please, it is SO not about two white guys. None of my (white) fandom friends think of Spock as ‘white’. He is Vulcan. He is queer and he is so obviously somewhere on the aroace spectrum that the ‘slash’ was specifically invented to differentiate between K&S and K/S. It is not about ‘fucking’. It is about a relationship that has literally its own term - thyla. It is profound and almost spiritual in its depth. Those of us who weren’t happy about Spock and Uhura are simply coming from that angle.

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[cicaklah]

okay so you guys trust me right?

fandom: snw

pairing: everyone/anyone (but specifically...deep breath...Kirk/La'an, Pike/Una, Ortegas/Mitchell, Pike/Spock/Kirk, Kirk/Spock, La'an/M’Benga, M’Benga/Chapel, La’an/Ortegas, Kirk/Una, La’an/James Kirk/James Kirk, La'an/Pike, Batel/OMC, Uhura/Sam Kirk, Uhura/Spock, Uhura/OMCs, Chapel/Spock, Chapel/Spock/Sam Kirk, La'an/Una, La'an/James Kirk/Sam Kirk, Pike/Uhura

rating: cosmic fuck pagoda

summary:

Anything goes

tagged: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Dubious Consent, Episode: s02e09 Subspace Rhapsody (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds), Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Alternate Universe - Porn, porn reality, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, but like a mild dead dove, Aliens Made Them Do It, heed the tags, absolutely no safe sex whatsoever, 10k of fucking but there IS a plot and it IS the plot of subspace rhapsody, the filthiest thing I will ever write

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SO I was going to finish my thyla bang but unfortunately I had to finish this or I would never be able to rest. so...yeah. the AMOUNT of fucking in this. This is the first time I've ever originated pairings, but no regrets. The only regrets were that I cut the spock/klingons out at the very end. Perhaps I will post an epilogue, but that day is not today.

be free, my magnum sized fuck opus!

[gh0stface-k1sser]

hope thyla splits on you

ok. hope you fall down a fucking flight of stairs 🥰🥰

[sepiamestus]

random assumption uhhhhh youre short as fuck (/lh)

Thyla

[thylacines-toybox]

no fucking way was that the national museums of scotland in edinburgh. i fucking LIVE HERE and i love to visit the thylacine whenever i have time walking by the museum. i hope you had a great time

It sure is lol!! I don't live IN Edinburgh myself, but that's my closest big museum, and when I'm town I'm usually in that area so I'll pop in! The fact there's a real thylacine in there is so exciting every time. But one of my favourite exhibits is way at the other end of the museum, in the basement, where there's the really cool diorama of ancient Scotland with wolves and lynx and stuff!

Next time you visit the thyla you can know that, uhhhh, a cool plushie was in that spot not long before you lol.

[buckleydiazes]

Tagged by @bilestat & @buckleydiaz 🥰

 1. Were you named after anybody?

yeap, i was named after my mom's favorite aunt, though i do share a middle name with my own aunt and a nickname with one of my mom's favorite movie characters. oh fuck also forgot my first name came outta the bible lmao.

2. When was the last time you cried?

two days ago watching a sad ghost video 😅

3. Do you have kids?

no, but i have nieces and nephews which comes very close

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

what constitutes a lot? i dont think i use it as much as i used to

5. What sports do you play/have played?

me? play a sport? 😂

6. What's the first thing you notice about someone?

their disposition/mood usually

7. Eye color

green, though i was convinced growing up they were hazel

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

hello??? scary movies with happy endings erasure??? @ it 2017 i love u baby

9. Any special talents?

aside from being a pain in the ass? 🤔 most people would say poetry is my special talent. i'd like to say i'm a good storyteller too.

10. Where were you born?

new york! as an emergency in my home town hospital. in 2nd grade in a boys vs girls class competition i was the tie breaker against a boy named harold and the first person to write where they were born would win for their team. i got it but my teacher INSISTED i couldnt have been born there and gave the boys the win and prizes 😠 my dad set her straight the next week at the post office n she apologized to me 💅 still mad we didnt get that win though.

11. What are your hobbies?

ooh so many. reading, writing, hiking, coloring, video games, etc.

12. Do you have pets?

technically, i only truly own 1 dog, but we have 2 others dogs and 3 ferrets in the house. i love them all except my step dad's dog. 😒

13. How tall are you?

5'9

14. Your favorite subject in school?

it was probably english or math

15. Dream Job

owning a used book store and/or being a psychotherapist

tagging @wllbyers @lizzo @thyla @eddiebrock @softbromley @alexisrosemullens @sheisraging @unrulygingerlesbian @dindjarins @hawkaye @sorenserotonin

[feralsteddie]

thank you @mylilplanet for the tag <3

1. Are you named after anyone?

Sort of! Me and my two sisters all have a 'Ray' sound somewhere in our names, after my bio dad's bestfriend/bandmate. My middle is Rain, which I kept bc it's kinda cool as fuck.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Uhhhh, like three weeks ago

3. Do you have kids?

Not legally or biologically, but I raised so many kids growing up and now every queer teenager I sort of interact with calls me mom.

4. What sports do you/have you play/played?

uhhh at various point in my life i did softball, track, soccer, basketball, and volleyball. none of them for very long and i stopped in middle school

5. Do you use sarcasm?

i am such a sarcastic shit it gets me into trouble so much

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

honestly? hair. hate to be on the nose here, but when all of my coworkers are having me fix their hair for them it becomes habit lol

7. What’s your eye color?

Grey

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

scary movies! but i do like a scary movie with a happy ending every once in a while

9. Any talents?

uhhh. problem solving, i'm good at whatever art/craft i pick up, and i can do a backbend and put my head between my feet

10. Where were you born?

Orlando, Florida.

11. What are your hobbies?

i have too many, adhd side affect

12. Do you have any pets?

Not personally but i live with two dogs

13. How tall are you?

5' nothing. i am... so small

14. Favorite subject in school?

Out of every subject I took, I feel like as an artsy person I should say like art/theatre/choir/french or something similar, but if i stop and think really hard it was actually probably history (especially bc i was a little shit who would correct every lie and half-truth i found) or the robotics coding class i took

15. Dream job?

I really want to be a professor! Like ultimate dream job would probably be a live exhibit in a museum doing different kinds of clothes making based on whatever time period they were going for, but realistic dream job? I just wanna be a professor. I love teaching people things

no pressure tagging!

@grandwretch @gayaliensyndrome @my-thyla-my-captain @crowleysnaketattoo @corrodedcoughin @starrystevie @ratboybubs @oneweirdcryptid

[teecupangel]

Ark: Scorched Earth Edition

Submitted by @saberamane

Time for Scorched Earth! (And going forward, I’m head-cannoning that it’s a Harem situation going on.) So they defeat the overseer (which was weird), ascend (which was stress inducing) and land on Scorched Earth (which is plain aggravating).

And the first thing that happens to them? Multiple respawns due to terror birds, pigs, wolves, and wyvern’s, seriously what the fuck.

The last straw is when they finally find each other, and a Kapro jumps out of no where to try and take a piece out of Ratonhnhaké:ton. After a brief scuffle, it ends with Ratonhnhaké:ton chocking the Kapro out, bare handed. Desmond is unreasonably turned on. (And he see’s your side eye’s Altair, Ezio.)

And so they set out, carefully, to set up a new base and figure out whats going on, and what they have to do now. And they need new tames. Joy.

Desmond:

Moschops

Paraceratherium

Tek Rex

Lightning Wyvern (because he’s from the future where electricity is prevalent.)

Deathworm

Phoenix (of course he has the phoenix.)

Shoulder Pet: Jerboa

Altair:

Titanoboa (Which Desmond hates, snakes shouldn’t be that big…)

Thyla

Procoptodon

Multiple jug bug’s

Rock Elemental (Mostly used for guarding the base.)

Fire Wyvern

Ezio:

Iguanodon

Daeodon

Lymantria

Mantis

Morellatops

2 Wyvern’s, a fire and a Poison

Ratonhnhaké:ton:

Pulmonoscorpius (Which they get poison from, easier than trying to get it from the wyvern’s…)

Tapejara

Thyla

Thorny Dragon

Kaprosuchus (The one he chocked out.)

Poison Wyvern (Because he has poison darts in AC3.)

Shoulder Pet: Vulture

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Additions by teecup

Desmond would dedicate a part of their base as a tribute to their ‘fallen’ tames, half because he does feel sad and half because he finds everyone’s reaction funny. They’re trying to be supportive but it’s clear they think Desmond had finally lost it.

Ah, what love can do to a person… and, apparently, 3 persons.

Altaïr had to put his foot down that no, they cannot just waste all their materials to make the tombstones Desmond want for each tame. They finally reached an agreement to make an obelisk carved with every tame’s name and a brief description of each tame. The three couldn’t help their hearts from beating too fast when Desmond’s description for Cars is “my beloved tame gifted to me by my beloveds”

.… Cesare’s description is “best eggs, worst attitude”.

The obelisk is in one corner of the inner part of their base, surrounded by flowers. The flowers… just popped up out of nowhere. They have no idea where they came from because Desmond just made the obelisk and placed it on an empty spot. It’s only while they continue to explore the new Ark that they realize that the obelisks they see all around the ark do have flowers growing nearby and…

It seemed Desmond had created a nonfunctioning (non floating) obelisk by accident. At this point, they wouldn’t even be surprised if Desmond had found a glitch again. Glitches seemed to find Desmond naturally.

As usual, Altaïr is focused on research and making sure their base is well protected. Ezio takes care of their essentials while Ratonhnhaké:ton checks out the land. Sometimes, he’s accompanied by one of them, usually either Desmond or Altaïr since if he was with Ezio, that meant if Ezio dies, their supplies would be left without anyone to keep it safe). It becomes easier to survey the Ark once they get flying mounts and Desmond loves it when they go flying in their wyverns even for just a bit.

It’s… freeing.

And their wyverns are special since they were hatched, not tamed.

Altaïr’s fire wyvern actually came from the same nest as Ezio’s while Ezio’s and Ratonhnhaké:ton’s poison wyverns are from separate nests.

Desmond’s Lightning Wyvern is actually the oldest of the Wyverns, having been one of he first eggs they got. The three decided Desmond should have it.

They’re trying not to get attached to the tames this time since it’s highly plausible they would be transported into another ‘place’ and lose them all anyway.

It… doesn’t work though XD

Unorganized Notes:

Ratonhnhaké:ton pet vulture is also used to scout ahead. Ratonhnhaké:ton doesn’t connect with it like the Layla trilogy MCs though but it has been trained to make certain sounds that correspond to what it sees (for example, it makes a different sound when it’s safe compared to when there are predators in the area).

Ezio was the one who gifted Desmond the Jerboa because he thought it was cute. They later found out it could detect the weather. XD

Desmond tamed a Deathworm because of Altaïr’s Titanoboa. Altaïr doesn’t get the logic behind it but he’s more interested in the fact that Desmond seemed to be able to tame the untameable ones. He’s not sure if it’s a Desmond-exclusive skill or he’s just really good at making/finding glitches.

The Phoenix is the most prima donna tame they’ve ever gotten. Doesn’t want to work, just wants to perch on the special perch made for it. At some point, Desmond begins to joke that he’s not the master of the Phoenix but the Phoenix is the master. The Phoenix just stares at him as if to say “duh”.

Altaïr keeps the jug bugs in a cage and takes care of them for the materials they give. They’re not exactly tames, more like… wild livestock if that’s even possible?

His Thyla patrols the base frequently to make sure everything is working as it should. The Thyla’s name is Tazim.

Ezio’s Morellatops is his main companion when he’s out searching for resources. It doesn’t usually attack as it’s main jobs are to find resources (like berries) and to act as pack mule.

[yoursminehourss]

hey thyla what the FUCK is BSD about. every post i see is like "so nabokov and dazai just made out sloppy style on page and also dostoyevsky became god which really kind of sucks for him but he was so sad he got better. and then they all went out for ice cream which if you read into their flavor choices says a lot abt dazais mental state because you could see in chapter 7 he said pecan caramel was only for people who wanted to die and so he got that in this chapter but he ALSO got mint chocolate chip which is involved in his tragic backstory. also the mafia is involved"

thats like basically it yeah

[geometricalien]

Just curious, what are your thoughts on the A/B/O AU?

I have many thoughts on ABO in general.

Most of it boils down to a strong dislike for the over feminization of characters in the omega role - this includes but is not limited to calling them wife/mother - and the prevailing trope of "our biology/pheromones/heat/rut made us do it" which is seen most often in manhwa rather than fanfic. This trope is often followed with "oops we have a baby now" and that isn't a plot that is appealing to me.

Another thing that icks me is when they call each other alpha or omega, it feels too biological to me. With ONE exception, there is a really good akafuri abo fic that superbly implies a deeper meaning in the title omega and alpha that is similar to spouse, partner, and (forgive me for the star trek reference) thyla. It gave me an epiphany on ABO.

But I'm fascinated by stories that take these second gender roles and stereotypes and play with them, like, "omegas are small and soft and I'm huge and scary looking", similarly "im nothing like how alphas are supposed to be", "fuck you, I'm an omega and I'll kick your ass- I don't need any fucking scent blockers", alpha/alpha, omega/omega, or instead of an alpha-centric world, omegas are on top of the hierarchy. Basically anything that twists the ABO society.

I like the flavor text of ABO AUs. Things like scenting, bite marks, mating, true mates, feeling your mate in distress, the courting rituals, smell descriptions (especially if they fit, Hinata from hq will always smell like oranges and honey to me), the intimacy of creating a family- a pack, god packs- it shouldn't be overly dramatic but the sense of unity in a team better be stronger, more tangible in an ABO AU.

Depending on the characters if they don't already have possessive/aggressive or submissive tendencies it can be a bit OOC. AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE AKAFURI ABO (as long as my caveats are held, don't call Furihata wife/mother or die by my sword) THEY JUST FIT. Name a more alpha character from knb than Akashi- I'll wait. Furihata (especially in his chihuahua dimension) is a textbook omega.

[pollyna]

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I miei post migliori nel 2022:

#5

au in which Maverick, Goose, Iceman and Slider have weekend in Las Vegas before going to Top Gun and they don't know each other but Mav and Ice, Pete and Tom, immediately start flirting and, by the end of the night, they're drunk enough they get married without remembering a lick of it the morning after but with all the legal paperwork in order and the rings on their fingers. But it takes then almost two days to connects the dots and, at that point, they're already in different places.

The first day of Top Gun, when Mav sees Ice sitting a couple of rows behind him, and hi husband and Slider would like to die because seriously him?! Oh god Thomas. But all Ice can do is smile and wave back.

705 note - Postate 17 ottobre 2022

#4

If people give shit to Mav because nobody believes he's married to someone with a boring name like Tom, when they ask Iceman who he's married to and he answers Pete, everybody smiles along, and yeah, yeah, it does make sense. Pete could be a lawyer, a kindergarten teacher, a doctor or a botanist, it wouldn't be very relevant because Pete is the man Admiral Kazansky goes on trips with, to hike in Yellowstone Park and to skydive that time he was bored and without anything to do. Pete is the man who sometimes makes him lunch and always, always, leaves little silly notes in the admiral's jacket when he has long meetings and conferences outside the national border. Pete, who asked Tom to marry him back in '91 and said yes when Tom asked in '11. Pete is a calm, normal, borderline boring, and composed person who loves the Admiral and likes a peaceful and relaxed life.

Yeah, exactly that Pete.

(But then Tom introduces his husband to them, and they can be admirals or secretaries or janitors alike, and everyone thinks that they really really don't know Admiral Kazansky at all.)

((Mav's favourite story is about that time Ice introduced him to Admirals Simpson and Cain. Years later, he's still crying for how much he laughs when he tells the tale.))

726 note - Postate 4 novembre 2022

#3

au in which nobody believes Maverick is married, even less to some random civilian guy named Tom, until one day Rare Admiral Kazansky comes around for a surprise inspection and the first thing he does, just after shaking hands with the capitan of the carrier, is kissing Pete hello. Hi babe, he says before kissing him again. Hi babe Pete answers, hands around Tom's face and everybody is staring but honestly now that his husband is there who gives a fuck what everybody believes or not.

818 note - Postate 12 settembre 2022

#2

Why Iceman and Maverick are the worst kept secret of the Navy:

*Mav passes a pen to Iceman*: *they look each other in the eyes for 0.3 seconds*

Hollywood *from the other part of the class not whispering at all*: oh no Wolf do something they're going start making out again!!!!!

Slider *finds them kissing in their room* *screaming to Merlin on the other end of the hall full of sailors*: fouND THEM. THEY WERE ALMOST FUCKING. SUNNY OWNS ME FIFTY BUCKS.

Goose *blocking the use of the bathroom to everybody and the Admirals at the O-bar*: sorry folks, our estimated pilots are settling a score 😏

Ice *coming out of the bathroom and looking suspiciously happy*: why everybody is start at us?

Mav: I don't know. Wanna go home?

Ice *looking softly at him*: yeah, yeah, let's go home

Everybody else and the Admirals: 😳

850 note - Postate 10 settembre 2022

Il mio post numero 1 del 2022

Pete and Tom's wedding, spring '91.

Source: twitter.

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