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✞ 666 ✞

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Spirk - Mirror, Mirror

Guess who watched Mirror, Mirror last night? 😌 I had to make an AOS version, of course, and it had to be a horny one.

Hope you enjoy, this was really fun to draw ❤️‍🔥

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so you’re telling me I can be surrounded by men making absolutely insane out of pocket jokes about everything yet if I jokingly say that “the only two genders are female and abortion” then suddenly i’ve gone too far and im the bad guy. seems unfair but okay

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ARMA VIRUMQUE CANO

maybe the greatest opening line that's ever been written, like, ever

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"the burning of the library of Alexandria still hurts my heart 😭"

Considering you haven't read anything from antiquity, why do you care lmao

(yes this is me mad at Greek mythology "fans" who haven't read any actual texts)

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When people read fanfic (and I am often in this category myself), they skim. They skim over words and names since they're so familiar until they get to something new or something erotic. It's why reading fanfic is often so much faster than reading original work. The same applies to romance novels and other very trope-driven works: the pattern is familiar, so you're just looking for the variances.

am i having a brain bleed are people seriously considering NOVEL LENGTH FICS as small one shots now what is happening

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POV you attend my tea party

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art of tea

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Things in Trek that didn't make sense

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kirk & spock in star trek: the original series (1966— 1969)

I fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong. An emotional Earth weakness of mine.

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The sourdough cult needs to end. I say this as someone who makes sourdough bread weekly. Wild yeast is interesting but by God, unless you want to take up baking as a serious hobby and commit a LOT of time to bread, use commercial yeast.

"I want to make my family's bread supply" buy a bread machine.

"I want to try making bread with a crunchy crust" use a commercial yeast and put a pan of water in the oven

"sourdough is better for you!" No it's not, if you want health benefits use more whole wheat flour.

"I love the taste of sourdough, and like making bread" COOL lets make sourdough

Commercial yeast is dope as hell. Wild yeast is incredibly unreliable. It's very very cool and sourdough is tasty, but if you're not already into baking, don't make more work for yourself!!!

Rant over

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Wife and I are on episode 3 of deadloch. She thinks the killer is the forensic pathologist. I don't, but I don't have a solid theory as to who it is. I really hate mcgangus and want Eddie to beat the shit outta him. Fucking love this show

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and my personal favorite:

i love getting validation as a lefty but also learning about new fun ways it continues to suck

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Eddie redcliffe from deadloch being straight is great for representation of straight women as masculine, sure, but I want to fingerbang her in those cargo shorts so it's also a tragedy

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she has a leg up.