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dolce-tenebra-toscana · 11 months ago

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Qualcuno può togliermi " 2 Minuti " di Calcutta dalla testa per favore?

Sto andando avanti in loop da 3 giorni e manco ascoltare i Depeche Mode aiuta, I NEED ASSISTANCE 🤣

Plus my eepy car, she is too cute to exist 😭😭😭💜💜💜💜

#2 minuti #calcutta #i seriously need another song to sing #every 5 minutes i go by #COME UN LAMPO SOPRA LA CITTÀ #TI HO VISTA IN UN ANGOLOOOO #DA SOLA NEL TRAFFICOOOO #MA MAGARI NON ERI NEANCHE TE #i mean it's catchy af but pls leave me alone 🤣#kira the cat #she ignores her mom's suffering

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dannyphannypack · 2 months ago

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college is supposed to be a new start for danny: one in which his “work” life and personal life stay strictly separate. but when danny moves into his new gotham university dorm for the upcoming semester, his hopes are dashed. gotham is overflowing with lost souls, and they won’t leave him alone long enough for him to finish his damn physics homework.

when mr. and mrs. wayne offer him refuge in their old study, danny thinks he’d be stupid not to take it. he wasn’t expecting their house to still be inhabited, but whatever. he can blend into the background. he’ll do anything for some peace and quiet.

now if only he can convince martha to stop trying to out him to the rest of the family.

#ive had this prompt floating around for almost a year now #and i dont think it’s ever going anywhere #so merry christmas! ya’ll’re welcome to partake #encouraged even #danny phantom #tayscreams #dpxdc #dpxdc prompts #batfamily and danny shenanigans essentially #he’s working on the ghost issue in his free time alright #but gotham u is a public school he can’t just claim a haunt & then tell the ghosts that are already there to piss off #he just needs a few hours in the day to study. a place where his laptop won’t fritz and crash every 5 minutes #thank god for old ass family manors and concerned ghost parents #it’s not squatting if you go back to your dorm every night right

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plulp · 1 year ago

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SYDNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#my art #dol #sydney the faithful #sydney the fallen #sydney FUN FACT. is my second favorite forever and ever and ever #i literally have not gone on anyone elses routes. im committed. we go to the temple together every day. and were promised to each other. an #i have NOT however. dyed his hair because i think strawberry blonde is cute LMAO #i did get him contacts though because i feel bad. his glasses are breaking every 5 minutes #but thank you to the people who were like ROOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on my first post #love you so much

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faunandfloraas · 9 days ago

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#kim seungmin #lee know #dominate sydney #skz #skz gifs #bystay #gagwanzsource #stray kids #stray kids gifs #jesskz #skzedit #lee minho #when I tell you these two barely interacted for like the first half of the show- seungmin was not on his usual Hyung Look At Me behaviour #at all- which made the second half so much funnier bc it was lee know running up to him every 10 minutes and he wasnt even on his usual #bastard behaviour like he threatened to throw water on seungmin but didnt. then he got seungmin to throw water with him at the crowd #then when he did splash seungmin he ran off up the stage and kept turning back around like 5 times to check if seungmin was chasing him #(he wasnt) but eventually seungmin did run up and he was all 😁 and it was good for the soul to see the cat going HEY HEY HEY LOOK AT ME #cat who acts like the dog annoys him but the second the dog isnt annoying him is immediately in his business lmao

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becauseofthebowties · 2 years ago

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For my 7k Followers Celebration ↳ @inacatastrophicmind requested: Dean + dorky moments

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apollos-olives · 3 months ago

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being on tumblr stresses me the fuck out. can't take a break or i will get called fake. can't post too much or i will become a bother. can't be strict with my boundaries online cuz it's "bad rep". can't put people in their place cuz it's too rude. can't delete my account because so many people are depending on me. can't abandon my account because a random white bitch will try to impersonate me. can't leave but can't stay either. you all expect too much from palestinians on here. this blog was a silly meme page before oct 7. now i have hundreds of people messaging me every week asking for help. i can't keep doing this.

#my family is going through a big change rn and i can't keep up with being on tumblr and being connected irl #im on tumblr for 5 minutes at a time and i just have to keep logging off cuz i can't stand it #every time i return it's just another anti palestinian and anti arab rhetoric going around #im tired of trying to be perfect all the time for everyone #im human too.

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mylittleredgirl · 3 months ago

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well the t key on my ancient macbook has called in dead so place your bets now on whether i will do something about it before i become so fully naturalized to copy-pasting t into words as i type that i go “it’s fine actually i like living this way”

#my oven has been broken for A While #and i included that on a list of non urgent things and someone was like uhhhh some people would consider that urgent? not having an oven?#like is it PREFERRED to have an oven? yes #but like how long did we go in this house when i was young with one stove burner left that you had to turn off and on again every 5 minutes #to keep it going????#i thought we were like really poor but actually just cheap #some combination of depression-descendant ‘we can work with that’ and whatever is wrong with us…#oh shit i guess i get this from my dad #i gotta get the oven fixed #AND MY LAPTOP I GUESS

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wide-eyedbrowns · 2 months ago

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listening to serenity is subjecting yourself to chronic gay voice for an hour

#i spend every 5 minutes looking up from my notes and going “who the fuck sounds like that”#ianto's suburban gay voice is so fucking funny 😭😭#torchwood #ianto jones #jack harkness #serenity

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nevertheless-moving · 8 months ago

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thinking about how fucking impossible it would be to pine secretly after someone on roshar. Like even if we assume that passionspren are only summoned by the most intense love and/or horniness - that's almost worse isn't it? Because you wouldn't be able to laugh it off like 'haha just a passing thought. Whoops again? Hahaha oh I suppose I have a little crush'

Anyway Kaladin doing one of his canonical epic hero glowing stunts with his canonical destroyed/soaked clothing (what. the man is constantly avoiding shardblades and arrows by a hairsbreath and flying around In Highstorms. The only reason he would even have pants at the end of WOR after the everstorm/highstorm fight is because we're following comic book rules- there's no way this man isn't going through clothes faster than James T Kirk - even if he's not his uniform shirt is WHITE and -)

ANYWAY kaladin having one of his Protaganist Moments and like. There is less than than zero time between the 'Oh. Oh.' Moment and Eventual Feelings Reveal because blorbo B is very visibly displaying a personified manifestation of intense romantic adoration.

#Stormlight archive #Kaladin stormblessed #Words of radiance #I've never so contendly accepted and incorporated every possible ship and aroace headcanon into my belief system for a singular character #I'm like the wind #I think it's the combination of #A) literally every person who spends more than 5 minutes around Kaladin falls at least a little in love with him #so that's at least one side that's easy enough to grow upon #And #B) Kaladin loves and wants to protect every person he spends more than 5 minutes around #Distinction between in love and love but like.#Yeah thats enough for nearly any ship ranging from qpr to pwp to be presented to me and me to go hm yeah I can see that #Also? More importantly-#Many ships - hilarious if true #Like the wind I say #Everybody loves kaladin #Nevertheless meta #cosmere #nevertheless cosmere

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bitchthefuck1 · 7 months ago

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Most underrated Succession dynamic

#the only thing funnier than roman's distaste for greg is how oblivious greg is about it #i specifically narrowed this to scenes where greg says/does something and roman goes 🤨😒 bc #if i just included every scene where hes being a no. 1 greg hater id have to gif every single time they interact #the last one is the funniest to me bc he gerri and karolina just spent like 5 minutes calling kendall an idiot and a loser for going on #stage but the second greg insults kendall he gets annoyed #roman roy #cousin greg #greg hirsch #gregory hirsch #succession

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astranauticus · 3 months ago

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this isnt the kind of stuff i'd usually post but im fuckin losing my mind. ive been watching through the bilibili livestream vods of like this arknights lore creator reading through and commentating on like the game stories and right now im watching the vod from his main story chapter 11 stream and his reaction to logos' sprite reveal is so fucking funny i had to clip it. man is really having a crisis on stream

#arknights #arknights logos #i guess????#im really just posting this for my own amusement bc my friends on my priv twt are probably sick of me talking about logos SKJHFDKSJH #sorry for the questionable caption quality i slapped this together in like 5 minutes #i recorded another version with like the bilibili on screen comments but i figured theyd be too messy but for the record #ok the commenters were mostly also losing it over logos but at least a few people were making fun of that 'WH???' bc yeah WHAT was that #the bit before this was also extremely funny like when logos showed up to kick the sanguinarch's ass and the bgm cut out #a few people in the comments were like watch out logos is here to pull out your speaker wires #to all the people who followed me for like my orv art. genuinely get used to just randomly being jumpscared by arknights every now and then #this is my house and sometimes i will just randomly go insane about gacha game pngs. that's just how things go around here #edit yknow that really iconic chapter 11 logos cg yeah the guy got to that point and was like #i cannot believe that one day i would suddenly find a MAN so fucking attractive and chat was like split between ohno and UNDERSTANDABLE TBH

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anna-scribbles · 1 year ago

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regained my 12 year old swag(read an entire new percy jackson book in one sitting)

#CHALICE OF THE GODS WAS SO GOOD #AUAUUGHHHUHGHHHGHHHSH #i was laughing out loud every few minutes for like 5 hours straight #this was a book of BITS #(spoilers in tags from here on out)#i keep thinking abt percy’s river rage tantrum and how he came out of it to annabeth saying ‘yeah he’s scary sometimes when he gets worked #up. do you want more tea?’#COMEDY #the entire bit with him hiding under the pastry cart. the thing about annabeth having a secret fanclub and percy’s not even phased.#THE HIMBO JUICE THING. RICK RIORDAN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THERES A HOOTERS BUT FOR MEN AND SMOOTHIES #annabeth apparently specifically won’t bake clue cupcakes. and this is happening less than 2 years after the famous sixteenth birthday blue #cupcake that she and tyson made for him. the one that looked like a blue brick that they are with their hands.#<— not inconsistency. comedy.#percy’s whole thing with playing with the snakes with the rainbow as he’s fully prepared to be eaten😭😭😭😭😭he is SO unserious #the entire mt olympus scene where he keeps getting distracted from what he’s doing bc he can’t stop roasting zues in his head????#PERCY I LOVE YOU #ugh i forgot how much i adore percy pov.#pov of not knowing what’s going on ever. pov of being distracted every 10 seconds. he’s literally so real #i thought eudora was hilarious #the whole concept that percy has to do this at all. i think it’s so funny #ppl who are mad that the premise of the quests is stupid. like yeah. percy jackson has a stupid life.#when annabeth broke through his window at 4am to sit on his bed and talk about rocks and trees. everything #percy not knowing the names of anyone at his school or on his swim team #when the god showed up at his cafeteria and percy just ate his lasagna sandwich before talking to him😭😭😭😭that child is TIRED #i loved the light graffiti in the tunnel. when percy wrote their initials i SCREAMED #WHEN. WHEN HE ASCENDED AND TURNED INTO RAINBOW LIGHT WITH THE POWER OF WANTING TO TELL ANNABETH HE LOVED HER.#I DIED.#THE POWER OF LOVE ALWAYS SO STRONG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#AUGH i am weak #pjo

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gratefulcheeses · 8 months ago

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I finally connected the dots on where his laugh’s onomatopoeia came from last year because I was drawing him and Psycho Killer started playing. I am not the brightest man around

#one piece #killer one piece #if I had a nickel for every time I’ve drawn Killer with a talking heads song reference #I would have 2 which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice #(I didn’t post the other one but maybe I should idk)#also fun fact I have his exact laugh lol. as a manga reader who only heard what he actually sounded like w friends #I heard his laugh #laughed incredulously because he sounded just like me #my friends laughed because of the audio of killer overlapping with my laugh #I LAUGHED HARDER #It kept going for like 5 minutes lol #anyway.#mozarellart

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preciousbabyrat · 2 months ago

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hey hey hey. do you think they've been so obsessed with the "saw you across the [...] and we liked your vibe" joke partially as a reference to the TIT song because it was funny that we don't recognize it as a reference yet

#titspoilers #like when did they start saying that every 5 minutes. they've been working on this for a while yeah #i mean its funny in it's own right bc its a joke lol. but it Hits Different you know.#am i connecting dots. am i going insane. idgaf because it saved me #KIND REGARDS #dan and phil #phan #tit spoilers #terrible influence tour #.kas #fuckton of tags huh. still not over that #just saying if i was them i would find this absolutely hilarious ngl

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saccharinosis · 29 days ago

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HEY GUYS... would u believe me if i said it started as a joke sketch and then. yea

THIS WAS THE REFERENCE IMAGE BRO 😭😭 thank my irl for that

#christian grey ahh #i fear this doesn't go into shtpost category anymore #sweet talk/interrogation #soul: alexis rosalie #yandere #yandere oc #i can't take this seriously why u grabbing his chest like that 😭😭😭#whenever i draw stuff like this every 5 minutes i burst out laughing cause why am i drawing this

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icewindandboringhorror · 2 years ago

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Just curious what the average level of personal investment in these sorts of things is. Like, how much do people usually get into silly stuff like this their friends ask of them? etc. etc. Which I know, only surveying a small sample on a very specific website means I'm not getting an exact average idea lol, but.. curious nonetheless .. Maybe reblog for bigger sample size but also this is not very serious at all/not worth a call to action gbhjbhjb

#which I know this could be context dependent like.. maybe you'd normally dress up but on a week that #you feel sick you wouldn't or etc. etc. - but I mean.. GENERALLY. in the most general average scenario #where you have the average amount of health and free time that you always do. etc. just based on your personality #and level of investment in these things - what on AVERAGE are you most inclined to do #also of course assume they communicate with you ahead of time and are not like planning a part last minute #like 'throw together costume in 5 hours and show up tonight randomly' or etc. I would hope that if we're going with the #AVERAGE of things - most people's friends have better communication skills than springing entire parties #on people last minute lol #assume you have like.. a few days-a week or so to prepare. however ealrly people usually start talking about #birthdays. In my experience it's usually one or two weeks ahead of time. Like 'oh next weekend' or 'oh two weeks from now' etc.#ANYWAY.. feeling a little Sick again of course but still trying to get some photos or something posted #AGAIN i promise I am not going to exlcusively post polls and ntohing else forever hgkjgnekj #I just really really love the ability to post polls and have always my whole life been obsessed with surveying people #I used to think I wanted to do that as a career somehow like.. be one of the people that does psychological interviews #or produce interview asessments for a company or etc. etc. I am always the one friend in the group thats giving out custom made #surveys or asking for other simialr stuff (did you ever take an mbti quiz? how about enneagra #m?? oh yeah I know they're not really scientifically valid or antyhing but like... DID you take them?? huh?? did you??please?? ghjj)#I simply cannot resist.. posting a little poll every once in a while.. as a treat #whilst I still fall behind on like actual content and costumes and stuff gbjhbjh #New poll adventure should be not as much of a wait as the last one was though since I already have the writing #for it really. I just have to do the ms paint sketch. hopefully no unexpected other health issues will get in the way #*** *** ***#< (anytime I do these three star patterns it is an ocd compulsion not me bleeping out words or something just ignore it lol)#(it means something secret in my evil brain just pretend you do not see it. significant only to me)#BUT YEAH.. ... poll... what type of costume party atendee are you?#:0c

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