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stonedsoul · 2 years ago

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SCENARIO TWO: 1975

this one like i said is definitely gonna be different, not only because of the obvious having a whole different person, but also peoples relationships in the band will have changed as well. i don't necessarily think at this point mick and keith would look to each other as the obvious choice. mick especially is not caring about friendships when it come to this, and 1975 keith richards deep in heroin addiction could be seen as more of a liability to mick. keith as well probably doesn't wanna have to deal with mick's shit, especially when he has someone like (drumroll please) ronnie!! so yeah i'm calling the first team as keith and ronnie. keith works well with ronnie, he knows that he's not gonna be a lot of stress, and ronnie would probably be happy to go wherever he's not gonna cause much of a fuss. mick on the other hand would go for charlie. charlie's smart, he's level headed, i think mick could see him as a good companion. bill he doesn't get along well enough with to a) see that he actually probably would be good at this and b) not get annoyed by. by 1975 there's too much bad blood with mick t and i don't think mick would view ronnie as someone actually able to help him much in the competition. and charlie just wants to get tf out of here, would mick have been his first choice, probably not? but charlie knows that mick would be good at this so. that leaves our leftovers as mick t and bill.

so we have: keith + ronnie mick + charlie bill + mick t

the first team i'm ruling out here is keith and ronnie. now, you all know i love ronnie but he has been described as being kinda dumb multiple times. he's good for the teammate aspect, probably not so much for the challenges aspect. and as previously mentioned, keith in 1975 would be kinda out of it most likely, although i still think he could do quite well, just not well enough. as much as i want to root for them, i don't think they stand a chance. once again i'm putting it quite close between the remaining teams, probably more so than the last scenario. this may sound like a bit of an odd choice, but i genuinely do think that bill and mick t can make it. bill as i previously mentioned does have a good skillset for this imo. mick t would be mainly motivated by spite, but i think bill would understand that energy and together they would be able to win. mick t while not amazing i think has a good head on his shoulders and would be able to focus and get the job done. mick and charlie would also do quite well, i just don't think charlie would be as suited to deal with a panicking in life or death mode mick as keith was in the last scenario. there is going to be clashes. especially since. while charlie would do alright in the challenges? i can see him being a bit hit or miss depending on what they are, which would annoy mick and cause rifts even tho mick's not fucking perfect either. what can you do.

WINNERS: BILL + MICK T 🤩

thank you for the ask!! it was a very interesting question, i'd be curious to know what other people would say for this as well since obviously i am not a personal knower of the rolling stones and how they react in life or death scenarios. just my opinion :)

The rolling stones are put on an island, separated into teams of two (including Mick Taylor to make it even...) and made to strategize and do challenges until only one team makes it off the island...

who's teaming up with who, who would win, and why......

OK sorry for taking a while to answer, i've been thinking very hard about this... so first off you probably meant the stones w/ ronnie + mick t, BUT i also started thinking about it w/ brian + mick t instead, so i'm gonna do both possibilities, with the stones either being taken to the island in 1969 or 1975, which would ofc change my answer SCENARIO ONE: 1969 what's immediately apparent about this is that no-one would fucking want brian. they didn't like him, he was going through it majorly, i don't think anyone would look to him as someone who would be able to help them in this. the first team that i think would get together is mick and keith. i do think at this point they would still look to each other as a first choice? or at least. a safe choice. then bill and charlie both i imagine would be so -_- about having to do this shit, obviously all of them want out but they especially want this over with and done as quickly as possible. so they're not looking to make any fuss, they would pair up with each other as the easiest option. they don't want to deal with brian, and mick t is an unpredictable option since at this point they would not know each other well, leaving the last team to be brian and mick t. so we have: mick + keith bill + charlie brian + mick t the first team i'm gonna rule out is brian and mick t. their asses are not working together - brian is pissed off about being stuck with the new guy and mick t is pissed off about being left out of his new group. if they were different people at different times they might be able to bond about this? but i don't believe in them that much. then, i do genuinely think it would be fairly close between the remaining two teams. bill and charlie would both be very focused, they are not messing about or getting into drama at all. furthermore, i think would have more skills at this sort of thing than you expect, i think his air force days would help him out at this sort of thing, also he just seems like he'd be good at it idk? i can see him and charlie clashing though however, mainly cos bill is annoying and i don't see either of them being able to communicate well with their teammate. now mick and keith could very well have that same problem of clashing with both their egos, but obviously they have a lot of practise working together with their song writing and so i think would be able to be more collaborative. furthermore, mick has the physical fitness and strategy to really be able to excel at these challenges i think. much like bill his downfall is his personality, but keith would be able to successfully deal with that i think, he's done it often enough. and you know keith himself would be quite good at the challenges i'm feeling. he seems like he's got good survival skills. SO because of this i think that mick and keith would be able to pull it off and take it all WINNERS: MICK AND KEITH 🤩 (will be continued in a reblog since this got too long for tumblr)

#this was hard but i'm pretty solid on my answers #ovbs the teams could go different ways #but these teams are interesting to me. esp the 75 ones #the rolling stones #asks #marchibald's

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jojo0303 · 2 years ago

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Some things to expect for Gilbert's route in no particular order and for no particular reason.

Eyepatch=Heterochromia=Yandere? Unless he doesn't have heterochromia and they consider Keith's "eye color change" between softKeith and darkKeith to be the yandere aspect of this game and Gilberts eye is normal, he just uses it for the villain baddie aesthetic. Yeah. I could see him do that.

Kidnapping attempts. Lot's of them.

Emotional damage.

CaneBert = GunBert confirmed?

Unconventional uses of a cane…? (take that as you will)

Lots of murder😊

Biting. Lots of biting. And hickeys probably too. Establishing dominance through marking. He's a wannabe vampire. (Is the concept of vampires even a thing in this time?🤔)

Tragic backstory. Hit me hard Cybrid.

Confused Mc. Like is this dude lying or does he hate lies? Does he really like me or just wants to get close to me to f me up (in both ways).

By chapter 15 things are gonna start to get real. Like, I know that this is Gil that we're talking about so shits gonna be real from the first chapter but at 15 it's gonna hit the messed up mark. I expecte this route to be darker than this mans color palette.

Stressed Mc.

Choking scene. Yay or nay. Really depends on the context for some. But it's always gonna be yay for me, cuz I love me some messed up shit.

Sariel complaining about headaches. Do I need to explain why?

Concerned baby boy Rio. Rightfully so, I would say.

Complicated diplomatic stuff.

Going to Obsidian, probably via kidnapping but still. Cybrid you better make those Obsidian backgrounds. I wanna see what's up. I wanna see the room of this Emo/Goth Twilight lover boy.

Going to Obsidian, at the end. And actually staying there.

Yves involvement in something? I dunno, maybe some kinda blackmail stuff like they did in his route but different obviously. I hope my boy gets his time to shine even if just slightly. He's not one of my favs but I think he is very unappreciated and seeing him play a bigger role in Gils route of all them would be awesome.

Tea party with the three new princes. darkKeith, not the soft one cuz he wouldn't be near Gilbert unless it was mandatory. Or maybe he would just to be polite. I dunno.

Many trips to the kitchen to make food cuz he is an hungry boy. Really sticking to the tiger aspect on that one given that a pet tiger needs to eat at least, 6 kilos of meat per day. (Don't quote me on this very quick research I did)

Angry Gilby go brrrrrr

People avoiding Mc like the plague. Mc knowing that it's his fault but not wanting to blame him and Gilbert knowing it's his fault but it's convenient for him cause more time with his girl.

A d*ck measurement contest between Gil and Cheva. Rivalry to the max. Alpha males in action. A whole ass national geographic documentary on these fighting tigers. I wanna see blood.

They usually do one ending with Leon as king and another one with Chev when the route in question involves someone that either refuses to be prince or just can't. Gilbert ain't gonna forgive us in the Cheva ending.

Sexy CG.

It has been mentioned several times that Gilbert hates Mcs type of woman. Why? Is it because they're more difficult to break? Has he had someone like this screw with him? Is this "hate" disguising a "like" and Chev has just been reading him wrong? Because if so then Gilbert is even more mysterious than we thought.

Baby boy just wants to be loved🥺. And he knows that in his position only someone with an unbreakable and strong spirit like Emma would be able to do this, so he is toying and testing her.

Maybe it's just me, but I wanna see him cry. Because Angst. Even tho Emma will be the one that cries.

They've mentioned poison far too many times for me to not think that one of us is going to get poisoned. It would also paralel that one Chev ending.

Trampling. Get those killer boots working king.

Mansplain, Manipulate, Manslaughter 💅

Some crazy stuff with the emperor or whatever I can't remember but Gil says he's not as ruthless as him(the emperor) so aparently he his the big daddy of evilness.

Some Luke involvement? Since they share a background, it would be interesting.

The Bloodstained Day from Gils perspective.

Sexy CG. Please.

Figuring out how he gets undressed with all that stuff on. Sir, is that for protection? A bulletproof vest in the making?

Undressing Gilbert.

G string gloves. I want them to be relevant somehow.

Gil eating Clavis deserts. He likes them. He is crazy.

Murder spree stopped bcs Emma does some hope speech or surprises him in some way.

Is this the route where Mc is gonna have to fight? I want this Mc to be such a baddie. Like she's scared but she still has the backbone to talk to him like she would to Silvio. Hopefully she slowly grows to be less and less scared of him until she reaches that point. But of course there's gonna be some big thing happening that will break her down. Cause angst.

Maybe war? I think it will probably happen but the time that's spent in that could be time spent with Gilbert so maybe not?

We're gonna need a lot of interactions to understand and be simping for this man (the MC will, we players already are), so expect every chapter packed with Gilbert interactions. Especially bcs he is needy af.

Jealousy. Towards Chev. Maybe they'll play it off like in that one event where Mc and Chev are already close so gil has one more reason to steal her away. Remember this act starts in the middle of our time as Belle.

Because of that I feel like a good amount of stuff will happen after she chooses the king. But the bigger ones will come before. They're either going to have a lot of stuff happening in one day that spreads out through multiple chapters or they're gonna do this. Maybe a little bit of both.

They danced in the prologue didn't they? I want that to happen again.

This man is gonna force you to go everywhere and mixing that with your studies as Belle and always having to pull a facade, she's gonna be tired. So maybe a repeat of Gilpillow. Pillowbert? Maybe some cuddles.

Sexy CG. I want it.

Are we going to see Gils guest room? Or maybe they'll just recolor it like they did with Emma's room in Bentoite.

Gilbert scolding Silvio for his lack of manners but he is also kinda gay for him. The man said it himself, gender doesn't matter to me.

Don't know what happened in that event where the g string gloves come off and Gilbert is a stray cat out in the rain, but if there is something that is relevant to the story pls tell me ( and tell me what happened in that event while you're at it👀)

Suprised pikabert. Gilbachu? This sounds coursed when said out loud.

He wears red eyeliner. Will we get to put it on for him?

Feeding Gilbert.

This route better make me cry.

MC and Gil reading together. Imagine him just giving her some random obscure Obsidian book and just staring at her as she gets excited.

You know he is gonna use it to blackmail her but who cares really?

MC librarian in Obsidian.

If MC is the one that convinces Gil or the emperor or whoever, to form ties with rhodolite so that they can benefited from the land than she's gonna be the nations sweetheart. She saved them all so they'll have no problem having her as queen ☺️

Gilbert and kids interactions.

Maybe he has siblings or something.

I just wanna see him do a magic trick for the kids. And they all go wahh!

Thank God he is a man cuz if he was a woman performing a magic trick in the streets in this time, the kids would go wahh for another reason...

Gilbert pulling a sausage out of his clothes. Context is needed for this one but without the context it is also appreciated.

Please dont let him be the ninth lost brother of rhodolite.

Sariel should have given this man (king) a condom if he didn't want so many headaches.

He's gonna be the only child. He's deemed to be alone. It's why he likes kids. They're the little bros and sisters he never had.

A random kid just ask if they're in a relationship and Gilbert says yes. Of course he does.

And the they ask them to kiss.

Ah that's right, pecks on the cheeks. Apparently Gilbert likes to ask for those so...

Give me a sexy CG for god's sake.

And last but not least: Gifbert.

This was way longer than expected.

Feel free to add anything.

#ikemen prince #ikemen prince gilbert #ikepri #ikemen ouji #gilbert von obsidian #ikepri gilbert

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clanwarrior-tumbly · 4 years ago

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I suspected it,tumblr is wrong,for some reason if I send something in anonymous mode nothing ever comes oh it is deleted :<,It's a shame,I've been sending it for weeks and I was anxiously waiting for you to post it

my request was:

Harem AU

the reader is friends with boyfriend/keith and sits on the biggest speaker next to girlfriend/cherry when he gives his rap battles (in this AU cherry and keith are not boyfriends,but best friends in love with the reader)

the reader never considered himself attractive until keirh's opponents started flirting with she in battles and trying to impress him with their songs (in the case of pump and skid it is platonic,the others are romantic)

-harem anon-

Here it is at last!! I'll leave out the parents tho since they're already married.

Summary: Basically Keith, Cherry, Lemon, Pico, Senpai, and John all become simps for you (under the cut bc it got long and bc of week 7 spoilers)

Week 0/Tutorial

While Cherry is helping Keith practice for the upcoming rap battle with her dad, he got sidetracked by how pretty you are.

It made him slip-up on the notes at times (much to his embarrassment).

It amuses Cherry, who is also flustered bc you chose to sit next to her on the speakers (and you do so for the rest of the rap battles Keith has)

Even she forgets how the song goes.

Though since the two are canonically dumb as bricks they don't realize their feelings for you are romantic.

Meanwhile you genuinely don't believe you're that attractive. You're just here to support your friends.

Week 2

For the spooky season, you dressed up as a vampiress (even though you, Keith, and Cherry were just passing out candy at home).

When Skid and Pump come along to kidnap her and challenge Keith, they see your spooky outfit and are in a w e.

"Ooooo!! C'mon Pump we must impress the pretty vampiress!"

Don't get the wrong idea. They're children who genuinely think you're a vampiress and just wanna sing for you.

They even perform "Eerie", dedicated to you and your spookiness.

When Lemon shows up to finish what they started, he antagonizes Keith and Cherry, assuming they're dating. But he becomes smitten by you.

The parents soon come home and he, Skid, and Pump have to retreat. Though the demon promises he'll visit you again and winks knowingly before leaving.

Week 3

When Pico arrives to his assigned target, he's like "huh, didn't expect to see this familiar guy, this chick, and....this l-lovely...oh man..."

He's already blushing the moment he sees you, trying to hide it behind his gun and under the guise of it being a warm Friday night.

As he rap-battles Keith, he winks to you on occasion, especially after singing a long combo that would have surely impressed you (and it does as you applaud him/smile after he finishes).

Even though he loses, he doesn't really care. He just has eyes on you and offers to help you off the speakers.

Pico is far from being a gentleman, but you appreciate his attempts.

Week 5

As Lemon interrupts the mall rap battle in "Winter Horrorland", you immediately recognize him and are stunned by his true nature.

He even goes as far as to say he decorated the mall just for you, asking if you liked it.

To which you reluctantly said yes..for the sake of your life and your friends' lives.

After Keith wins, he leaves you three alone. Though not without giving you a small gift to show his love: a skull with a bloody and chewed-up reindeer antler headband on it.

Keith and Cherry lose their shit but you're just like "lol cute".

Week 6

If there's anyone who finds you stunningly attractive, it's Senpai.

His eyes become pixel hearts similar to the Ayumi's and Reiko's.

Doesn't even consider singing, thinking that his good looks will already have you falling for him.

But when you say you don't think you're worth anyone's time, Senpai sought to change that and rap-battled Keith to prove it.

Still becomes aggressive after losing once, though when he looks at you he stops before his insults got too vulgar, wanting to keep up his image--for your sake.

After he turns into Spirit, fights Keith, and loses once again he feels ashamed that you saw "the real him".

However because you asked nicely, he'll allow you three to leave the game.

Before you did, you gave him a few words of encouragement..ones that he'll treasure forever.

Week 7

For some reason, the soldiers are ordered to only point their guns at Cherry.

Heck, even they are smitten by you and won't dare to harm you.

You just roll your eyes, seeing the irony in John calling Keith a "simp" when he himself was being a simp towards you by giving that order.

Despite his foul mouth you enjoyed his songs (and attempts at flirting) and nodded your head to the beat as usual.

Though when Pico jumps into the fray, it's you who ends up being held by Keith while Cherry stands next to you both awkwardly.

It turns out Pico only arrived bc he thought you were gonna get shot, hence why he decimates every solider who charges at him.

Keith's just blushing and stuttering during "Stress" but you just sigh, accepting this as your new life.

You've captured many people's hearts..and it made you wonder who would be next.

#clanask #harem anon #fnf x reader #friday night funkin x reader #nope not tagging every single character sorry #harem au #female reader #headcanons

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klance-dreams · 4 years ago

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kl / lance gives keith a massage (drabble)

(link to the original twitter thread)

headcanon that lance is really good at massages bc one of his siblings used to get bad migraines, so he knows what he's doing & he's just good with his hands in general + keith is increasingly getting headaches and migraines from black paladin stress, so naturally, lance offers to help out (bc he's a good guy, obviously, and not bc keith's shoulders are ✨ divine ✨)

keith is really weird and reluctant about the idea at first bc he's always been stressed out about something or other and the headaches go away on their own eventually, so...

....but lance catches keith squinting, grimacing and locking himself away in his darkened room one too many times before he decides he's gonna help keith one way or another, tough luck if keith doesn't want lance that close. he's keith's right-hand man and it's his job to make sure keith is doing okay. he waits until keith looks to be in the beginning stages of one of his worse migraine episodes -- he's in the lounge room alone, sitting upright with his eyes scrunched closed like he can will the pain away if only he tries hard enough.

his eyebrows are expressive and drawn down in an adorable (ahem) little furrow & lance decides that this is it. now or never~ he hums quietly as he enters the room so that keith isn't so startled by lance's presence that he reacts by stabbing lance or something wacky like that before he can chicken out, he touches keith's back gently and murmurs, "bad one, hm?" and it obviously is because keith doesn't shrug him off, just grunts and digs his palms into his eyes like he can force the pain away by pure stubborn will lance decides to take matters into his own hands, (and he has big hands too.) big hands that span most of keith's rock freakin' hard shoulders "jesus keith!" lance digs his fingers in, feeling the knots in keith's shoulders already shifting under his fingers with barely any touch at all.

just that small relief is enough to have keith moaning loud and relieved and lance freezes for a second, cheeks coloring bright red at the sound. /that sound/... he already knew that one would haunt him when he closed his eyes that night. shaking his head, lance resumed, strong hands and deft fingers digging in and unwinding all the knots in keith's shoulders and neck, thinking that next time, (next time?) he'd have to get something to tie keith's hair up and out of the way bc for now????

it keeps brushing lance's wrists (and what the fuck why is it so ///soft?/// ) he's gotta shake his head to focus back on the muscles high up in keith's neck. clearing his throat, lance says, hushed, "no wonder you have headaches all the time..." keith just hums & leans into lance's touch like a cat. he's no longer grinding his hands into his eyes, arms loose and limp as lance works his magic "if it was that bad you should've said something," lance murmurs, hands sweeping over keith's shoulderblades, thumbs digging in deep & keith goes boneless.

lance catches himself thinking that if keith were lying down, he'd be able to get his lower back too, but for now, he's done all he can. all he's doing now is gently running his hands across keith's shoulderblades, tracing aimless designs into the stretched thin cotton of keith's now too-small shirt. "that better?" lance finally asks, letting his hand linger as he walks around the end of the couch and sits next to keith, trying to see his expression, make sure he hasn't crossed some uncrossable boundry.

keith shifts, leaning sideways into the backrest of the couch to mirror lance. keith's eyes are closed but they open into a pleased half-lidded lazy gaze when he senses lance in front of him. his voice is a little hoarse as he quietly says, "hi" as his eyes drift closed again.

lance snorts a laugh and blushes lightly at keith's touch-drunk gaze. lance takes in the little smile playing around keith's lips and repeats himself "did that help?" keith hums again and breathes out a deep, relieved sigh, eyes opening amethyst and affectionate in a way that makes lance's heart flip-flop in his chest. he looks so /soft/ here& now& not at all like the grizzled man he'd turned into far and away out there in space. he was looking more like lance's keith than he'd seen him in ages. "yeah," keith finally breathes out "s'smuch better."

he smiles, eyes drifting closed again, his hair falling across his eyes the way it always does. lance's heart pangs at the familiar sight and he gives into the urge to gently push it back and tuck it behind keith's ear, making keith look even more vulnerable and young, open.

"you know," lance breathes, "even if i wasn't your right-hand man, i don't want to see you hurting. i care about you, keith. i can do this any time, okay?" "m'kay. thanks lance," keith barely answers. the line between his brows is gone for the first time in days and lance watches fondly as keith's face slackens in sleep right there, leaning toward lance like a sunflower to the sun. lance feels so content as he drifts off too, letting himself lean into keith, soaking up his warmth

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honestly i would love to turn this into a thing. keith sneaking into to lance's room guiltily for a massage and the team is like MHM we're onto you~ they're not hooking up like the team thinks, but damn that's an idea tho

#klance #klance dreams #drabble #writing #twitter thread

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szecretary · 3 years ago

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thoughts on voltron: legendary defender, season one, first five episodes. this will be like witnessing your mom watch a show for the youngins and being confused the entire time.

warning for spoilers, obviously, but idk what for because i’m later to this show than the alteans were to the war.

i almost closed netflix bc i saw that the first episode is one hour long wh-

this is how shiro is introduced? harsh. but i like that in the first few minutes, the galra are already established as a force to be reckoned with.

first scene with lance, hunk and pidge, already showing their dynamic and their current situation! also, lol, lance getting told "you're only here because the best pilot in your class had a discipline issue" way to create tension between characters, keith isn't even there and we already know lance kind of hates him.

i like hunk he reminds me of po from kung fu panda hehe

what's pidge's thing with the kerberos mission? he seems very very invested in it, even for a character that science oriented.

OH IT'S KEITH. man i'm actually really impressed with the character introductions in this first episode, they're so clever and very effective, they show the most important facts about the person without slowing down.

keith really lived alone in that desert cabin for however long huh

where's the cat going

oh the cat went home, neat.

i love how at this point it seems that only blue chose its paladin, for the rest of them allura did a personality assessment off first impressions and assigned the rest of the lions, she really said "the bond cannont be forced... by anyone except for me" ma'am these are 5 random people from earth.

apart from that, i'm loving how intuitive piloting is with the lions!

lol lance fully killed some people there

listen if pidge doesn't turn out to be related to the people in the kerberos mission... just :( the way he reacted to shiro quoting the commander? there's no way he doesn't know them.

"go. be great." SHUT UP 😭

blue woke up yesterday and she's already getting beat up give it a rest it's been 10.000 years.

FUCK OFF SENDAK. I know of you, you lame ass excuse for an antagonist.

shiro i love you that's all i have to say.

THE COMMANDER IS PIDGE'S FATHER I KNEW IT HHHHH

the mice are so cute i can't believe allura is a fairytale princess with animal sidekicks.

YEAH GIANT HERO ROBOT!

ok second episode let's go:

this druid lady has a very cool character design, not sure what's her point in the story tho

pidge when are you gonna tell us your secret?

third episode!

it's really not fair how cool shiro is, paladin of the black lion, and "the champion"

oh no, shiro was forced to fight for galra entertainment? mmmmm yeah why not i love pain and suffering.

the little people who live on arus are very cute.

i'm sure shiro only attacked pidge's brother to keep him from fighting the gladiator don't be mad pidge :(

oh so the thing was the same gladiator, makes sense.

OH PIDGE'S NAME IS KATIE she's matt's sister this makes so much sense, i'm very sad, i can't wait to know her story.

ok episode four, the iconic failed team cheer i used to see on twitter.

the way lance pronounced varadero beach made me want to cry but at least it's the first mention of anything related to cuba, so i'll take it.

why'd they already beat up lance gdi give the boy a break.

episode five, i'm stressed.

NOT THE FLASHBACKS I CAN'T KEEP IT TOGETHER :(

kerberos mission: takashi shirogane, and samuel and matthew holt :(

pidge you are such a badass you have my heart too, also it's so sweet how rover has like a little personality.

"hasta la later, keith" MAKE IT STOP

(but ok that does sound like something i would say to be annoying)

hunk and bolin from legend of korra would be such good bros you can't change my mind.

ok the galra are the bad guys but they have style, "nothing stops me but triumph, and death" that's cool.

THAT FLYING ROBOT BETTER COME BACK OR ELSE.

damn even the mice have a kill count everyone has a kill count.

love lance waking up only to shoot a bad guy and then dramatically faint again, maybe he has hispanic heritage after all, he has the flare.

"we are a good team" hell yeah you are buddy.

final thought on the first five episodes: honestly? i’m impressed, the pacing is great, the characters are well defined and they all get their little moments to shine. loved the pidge focus on episode five, and i’m very excited too see what happens next. that’ll have to wait because i haven’t slept and now my brain is repeating that voltron forming sequence they play EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

rest of season one liveblog.

#kari's summer watchlist #voltron legendary defender #voltron liveblog #vld #sze.log

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lemongogo · 8 years ago

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“...why would you make me the leader?”

“because I know what you’re capable of”

#voltron #vld #voltron legendary defender #keith kogane #keith #red paladin #my art #digital art #fan art #smh this kid aint ready to lead voltron #even tho i love keith the stress is gonna get to him and hes gonna alienate himself from everybody else #hes gonna push them too hard #and then everyone is gonna b like wtf dude we can only do so much #so thats why allura needs to lead tbh #anyways #look @ this gross sketch #i was gonna clean it up but im notorious for ruining my sketches in the lineart phase

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mytsukkishine · 5 years ago

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small fluffy prompt bc i know you've wanted some (for damien haas ofc), kinda sucks but oh well. maybe the two of them are super close friends at smosh and evryone knows they like each other but the two of them are just oblivious to it all?? but then 1 of them lets slip that they like someone the other knows and the other (either damien or reader) is jealous. u don't need to include the last bit tho if you don't want to. btw, love what you did with that other prompt. :)

a/n: hi anon. Thank u for the lovely request. I enjoyed writing this one, as you can see its 2k workds lmao and hope you would enjoy this too!

a/n2: i kinda changed the storyline on this one but still i hope you will like it! Thank you!

Summary: Arcades and realizations. What a fun way to ask someone out after being... jealous?

Note: summary is super random . Damn i spologise. Alsoo Jelous Damien yey!! Also I posted this while on phone, I will check grammars after I open my laptop tomorrow. Thanksss

Enjoy guys!

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“Look!” You exclaimed excitedly as soon as you entered the squad’s office. It was a Monday, meaning all of them would be dead tired and complaining about Monday but not you. You were excited because later after work, you’ll go to the movies with Damien.

Well, not just Damien. You will go to the movies with Shayne, Courtney, Ian, and Damien.

Damien, who was doing something on his computer stopped. He put his headphones around his neck and turned to look at you with a smile, “Yeah?” He responded, cheeks still a little pink.

“The trailer for Season four!” You showed him your phone and Damien read for a moment before his eyes widen. “No shit! Have you watched the trailer?”

“Not yet. I want to watch it with you,” Damien’s heart skipped a beat and he immediately grabbed the nearest seat and put it beside him before ushering you to sit and watch it on his desktop.

“Oh no, do you have earphones so we can both hear?”

“I have none,” You pouted and Damien puts his hand under his chin to think before grabbing his headphone to rotate on headphone cup to the outside. “Would this do?” He asked and showed you his headset. You nodded and Damien searched up the trailer for My Hero Academia S4.

Damien clicked the video and paused it before wearing his headphone. You immediately, as if you two have done this before, put your face next to him, ears pressed up to the open headphone cup as the two of you watched the trailer—completely unaware of Shayne, Boze, and Keith’s gaze on you two.

They were wondering whether you two are going out. Or when would you two go out.

Ever since Damien entered Smosh, you two hit it up quite quickly. You both love anime, and cats and you both were talking non-stop for a week just because of that.

At first, you were unaware of your feelings for him. Both of you have already went to the movies alone, eat out alone, even went to the cat café alone, however, one night. Only one night made you realize that, shit, you like your friend.

The Smosh fam has thrown a party for one of their producers and you had one too many drinks that night. However, what they don’t know about you was that your alcohol tolerance was higher than any other person. So, they all thought you were drunk because you were talking too much. Actually, when you drank too much, you would get talkative and super red but not drunk. Shayne had suggested you go home and Damien volunteered.

He was assisting you with your every step. Hands always on your waist for support and you can just feel Damien’s concern for you.

“I’m good now,” You said once you stepped in front of your apartment door. Damien was looking at you worriedly and you giggled. You looked down and you realized that you two were holding hands.

“I can help you up,” Damien suggested and you just waved him off, hands still linked together.

You averted your gaze up, eyes meeting each other then you found yourself resting your head on the crook of Damien’s neck.

Confusion was written on your face for a moment, you don’t know why you have done it but as soon as Damien patted your hair, your heart did some backflips.

“Hey dude, earth to Y/N,” You snapped out of your thoughts and felt something cold on your cheeks. You looked at the source and saw Damien with a smile and a cola in hand pressed against you face. You took the can with a thanks as Damien sat beside you.

“Why were you staring at your computer for a minute?” He asked, drinking his own can of cola. You brought your hand up and rubbed your eyes, thanking yourself for not putting it mascara earlier. “I’m just writing a script, that’s all.”

“Whoa, can I peek?”

“Peek, and you’re dead.”

“Why so mean Ms. Y/F/N.” You blushed. Damien rarely calls you by your full name and it sent butterflies in your stomach, even though you dislike butterflies.

“Hey how about this, after work let’s go to the arcade,” He suggested and you rolled your eyes, “Aren’t we too old for arcades?”

“Nah uh, we aren’t. Come on, what do you say?” He looked at you suggestively and admittedly, he looked so handsome you want to squish his face. You sighed in defeat as you nodded, Damien cheered and exclaimed on how he can’t wait for later.

Now, Damien has known you for quite some time and he was glad you two had hit it off quite easy. At first he was cautious but as soon as you mention you watch anime, Damien can’t stop.

Damien has Shayne to talk to about anime, but it was really different when you talk to someone who also reads the manga. You managed to read mangas and Damien was enthusiastic.

At first, Damien was unaware of his feelings for you. Kind of avoiding that topic in his head whenever he sees you. But one day. Only one day was needed that he realized, shit, he likes his friend.

Damien was busy playing, eyes never leaving his screen and him, Mari and Wes played some game. It was nearing afternoon and Damien was getting a little stressed with the game. Wes was winning and Damien hides it a little that he doesn’t want Wes to win.

Damien the groaned and stared at his camera for a long time as the rest laughed out. They gave out their outros and the shoot was done.

“Nice job everyone,” Mari cheered and Wes emitted a laugh as he pointed at Damien. “Sorry bud. Maybe next time,” Damien pouted and there was a tap on his computer screen.

“Hey Dames,” You greeted with a smile. Damien then proceeds to whine a little, telling you that he would win next time.

You just laughed and patted his head. Your smile was blinding and pretty sure Damien can’t see anything else but your reassuring smile.

“Dames,”

“Yes?” Damien was waiting outside your office and he didn’t realize that he had zoned out for minutes. “Ready?” You asked, feeling all excited to go to the arcade with him.

“Yeah, come on!”

It has been a while since the two of you hang out, just the two of you. You were pretty excited as you both entered Damien’s car. “Where to?”

“Maybe near the xxx?” Damien suggested and you nodded. As Damien was driving, you picked up the aux cord and rummaged through your phone. “What you gonna play?”

“You’ll see,” You smirked and pressed play. Soon, the both of you were singing your hearts out to Boku No Hero opening songs.

“Pretty packed, huh?” You commented as soon as you opened the door. Damien was scratching the back of his head as he looked around the arcade. “Yeah, didn’t know it would be full on the weekday,” Damien apologized but you immediately waved him off.

“No, no it’s fine. Come on, let’s play!”

You and Damien played from basketball shooting to race car driving. It was so fun, and looking at Damien laughing and enjoying because of you made your heart all warm and fuzzy.

Half an hour later, you both decided to eat when a group of girls stopped you. Well, more like Damien. They seemed to be fans as they were talking to him about how awesome he was and if it was okay to take a picture with him. Of course, who was Damien to refuse? He’s the kindest person you have ever known.

You stood on the side as you watched Damien get surrounded by girls. This was bad, you thought as you felt your chest tightening when one girl went in for a hug, her hands wrapped around his waist as Damien posed with a dashing smile.

Releasing a groan, you turned around with a pout.

You knew damn well Damien was quite famous so you don’t really have the rights to complain. Hell, you weren’t eve his girlfriend—

Girlfriend.

You felt your cheeks heating up at the thought.

Oh god, girlfriend.

“Hey, sorry to keep you waiting. Let’s go? Taco Bell?” You released the breath you didn’t know you were holding and Damien looked at you worriedly. “What’s wrong?”

“Oh nothing. Just—I suddenly remembered work stuff.”

“Oh no. Y/N is super stressed. This requires food! Let’s go!” Damien grabbed hold of your shoulders as he guide the both of you to the nearest Taco Bell.

“You know, why are they so thin but yet, only one can already make me feel so full?” You showed Damien the quesadilla you were holding and Damien shook his shoulder, eating his food in the process. “Beats me. They look like you wanted four but then you quit after two.”

The both of you continued to talk animatedly, any random topics that would came into your minds will automatically be the new topic.

This was what Damien liked. Just you and him talking about random stuff. It made him happy that somehow he would get to know you more and more. And the way you laugh, damn, Damien wanted to pinch those cheeks of yours.

Y/N was discussing about something when she was suddenly interrupted and she stood up to hug that guy that interrupted her.

“Max!”

Max? Who is he? Damien thought as he looked at you and the new comer. You two seemed close. Too close.

You and this so called Max broke the hug and ask how each other was and all. Damien’s lip formed a thin line as he grabbed for his drink and drank a little too harsh.

Damien knew damn well you were pretty. With you hair and eyes, and those lips. You were so pretty, he kind of questions how the two of you became friends. However, as he looked on how you and Max interacted he can’t help but to feel… jealous.

Jealous? No, no. He doesn’t have any reasons to be jealous because he isn’t your boyfriend—

Boyfriend.

Damien’s already red cheeks went redder.

Oh god, boyfriend.

Something was wrong. You felt it. Damien was awfully quiet right now as he was driving you home. It was nearing eight, the sun has already set and traffic was unpleasant.

He said he was just tired but you can feel that it wasn’t just tired. You were tired but not that exhausted to be all quiet.

As soon as he parked in front of your apartment, you bit your lips. Eyes scanning the dashboard as you process in your brain on what to say to Damien.

“We’re here…” Damien announced and you groaned. Turning to look at him with a pout.

“Tell me what is bothering you,” You said, more like demanded and Damien was taken aback. He released a sigh before resting his back on his seat.

“Nothing,”

“Don’t nothing me Damien Christian,” Damien cringed a little as you called him by his full name.

“Ever since Taco Bell you have been acting quiet,” You started, eyes never leaving his face.

Was this your first ever quarrel with him? You don’t like it one bit.

“And I don’t know what to do. It’s making me all anxious knowing something might be wrong and the reason might be me. Damien tell me—”

“I like you.”

Silence.

Pure silence surrounded you both as Damien looked at the steering wheel, afraid to look into your eyes.

He hated it. How he had let his temper and feelings in the way. Well, it was go home or go big. Damien can’t back out now.

“I’m sorry…” He finally managed to mutter out, eyes still glued in front. “I like you… ever since. And I—oh god this is so stupid,”

“Why is it so stupid?” You managed to ask and Damien immediately averted his gaze to you and saw tears pooling in your eyes. He quickly unstrapped his seatbelt as he leaned into you to cup your face.

He was even more scared to see you on the brink of tears.

“No, what I meant-”

“Is it so stupid to like me?”

Damien stared at your face as you avoid eye contact. “No,” He said softly, “No, no. No. Oh god, no.” Damien sighed as he wiped away the unshed tears. “I—”

“Because I like you too, Damien,” Damien’s eyes widen at your sudden confession and he badly wanted to kiss you right now but he hugged you instead.

“Oh, t-that’s—I…” You two were speechless and you both succumbed into each other’s arms.

“Silly Dames,” You commented and both of you laughed, still entangled in a hug.

You were so worried. You thought you have ruined your friendship somehow but it turns out to be quite different. You smiled under Damien’s hug.

Oh god, you love this dude so much.

Do tell me what u think. Thankuuu

#damien haas imagines #damien haas fanfiction #damien haas x reader #smosh damien #damien haas #smosh squad #smosh pit #smosh games #smosh #smosh fandom

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lukalew · 4 years ago

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- - - The Affectionner - - A Creepypasta Origin

Axel Coss, black haired boy, with a white streak of hair going down the middle of his front hair. Strange really, not many kids a white streak of hair. But, moving on from that, he lived with his mom, Cece Coss, his dad, James Coss, and his two brothers, Ames and A.J. Triplets of course, they did everything together . Play, draw, clean, and otherwise. They all five lived in St. George, Utah, on a empty land, with their house and field. After the triplets were born tho, James and Cece decided to move to Kansas. But that didn't work out well. So, they moved to Mississippi. Where the triplets are now 15. School was pretty easy and all, everyone loved them. Well, the majority of people in their school. Axel was really the quiet and calm one, Ames, the short tempered, and A.J, the awkward type. So, they all kinda just stuck together like a pod. A couple more and now they are all 25 , well...two are at least. Ames and Axel- now , A.J ... when he turned to the age of 22, he got kidnapped and was tortured to death. LITERALLY. Nobody was able to find him. Until 2 months later, after he died he was found in a rusty old grey building. Almost looking like it was gonna collapse. His face torn, ripped...his arm and legs broken. It was just a nightmare, but thats only the start of it.

Ames got pretty emotional afterwards - Axel didn't say much after as well. He sometimes stayed in his room for hours , not eating, sleeping, nothing really, just thinking. 4 months passed and later on, Cece and James had been kidnapped by the same guys from when A.J was. And the parents died as well. The kidnappers had been caught and taken to jail. Ames soon left Axel, and if he was being honest to himself..he was glad Ames left. After everything that happened Ames started to drink and abuse Axel. Thats when his life became even more of a living hell. Work got harder, the bills were too much, and nothing could really make him happy at this point. Except for thing. Stitching. He would stitch blankets, stuffed animals, and when he got a bad cut- sometimes even himself. That was the only thing...for now. He was like cursed or something. Thats when he got to point- - -"Your fired." "What?" his voice shuddered as he clicked his pen a few times. "Your..FIRED!! You always mess up on the cars when we are on break- and you are too quiet- good for nothing piece of roadkill!" his boss, Keith, screeched as he took a fair raise of the hand and slapped him across his ear to mouth-that somehow cutting him. I mean, he was holding a wrench so- that probably why. Axel gently ran his finger down his face from his ear to mouth and felt the blood rushing out. "O-okay, under-s-stood..sir." the male exhaled taking th scarf he brought in with him because it was usually cold in the warehouse. Axel slid it on and ran home. At this point it was too much. He sat on the dining room chair rethinking his entire existence. "Do i even matter?...Of course i don't- not to my parents, not to my boss, ...not to my family.." out of the corner of his eye- he spotted a small, brown and white gun. "Thats it..." he said to himself, with a faint- but crazy smile. He walked to the gun, and made sure it was loaded. The black haired male pointed it to his heart and shot himself. Blood splattering on the wall and carpet. No screams, no cries, no pain. With the last bit of energy that he had, he shot himself in the head...

"Hey! Ax! Over here!" his brother A.J shouted waving from the field. He smiled softly and ran to the other versions of him. "whats up?" he asked kneeling down to his height. "Why do you always wear that scarf? It kinda looks like its from the eighteen hundreds." Ames spoke lifting a piece of the scarf up from Axel's neck. "Well, this girl at school gave it to me." He laughed softly rubbing the back of his neck. "Ooooooo!- Axel has a crush! Axel has a cru-" Ames interrupted what A.J said by pushing him backwards- "Oh shut up, its probably just a present." he sighed. "Whatever you say, maybe you should ask her out! Whats her name??" A.J declared getting up and picking some dandelions from the ground and putting them in his hair. "O-Oh uhh, her name is Jane-." Axel slightly blushed. Ames sighed laying down with his hands behind his head. "Yup, just as i expected- good old Jane Arkensaw.. she's kinda a brat if you ask me." "H-hey! Thats not true, she's actually really nice if you get to know her." A.J looked confused. "Isn't she the one who hasn't been coming to school for some time?" Ames glared at A.J- "Yes, yes she is." Axel replied taking the dandelions out of A.J's hair and putting them in a row at the top of his black silk hair, seeing he was struggling to put them in since they just get falling out. "i hope she's okay tho..."

HIs eyes shot open and then rubbed his head. "just another stupid nightmare..." he calls them nightmares because, well to him they are just painful memories. He put on his boots and looked at the calendar, "Huh....Macy Stars...well, this should be fun." He sighed and git his scalpel, stitching utensils, needles, thread, and his scarf. Ax put the scarf on and walked out with his drawstring bag.

(This is the bag btw)

He followed the directions where it told him to go. Now, he would normally go on his own free will and time, but it was like Slender decided when she dies. He shrugged it off and soon arrived. "This must be it huh?" Ax sighed ruffling his own hair a bit so his scar would show as much. He thought if you had scars it makes you weak, can't take care of your self. Anyways, he quietly entered through her back door,which was unlocked. "Who leaves their back door unlocked at a time like this?" The medium hight male said looking at the sunset and took in a deep breath then exhaled. That sorta calmed him down. Axel walked up the stairs and looked in the bathroom to see her doing her makeup. He had to admit she was beautiful, but still worthless to him. She was in fact a girl that went to his school. "There we go!" She smiled at herself in the mirror and did a duck face as if the mirror was taking a photo of her. She was really nice to him and all, but he didn't care, he didn't care about any of the victims of his. "They don't deserve this love...." he shuddered under his breath. Axel walked in holding a scalpel and his eyes now looking fully gold. The brown faded away, no mercy in his look. Macy spotted him in the mirror and screamed backing up her back hitting the sink. "How did you get in my house?!" She screamed and reached for a small mirror of hers and hid it behind her. "That's a pretty stupid question to ask...more concerned how I got in your house...then how your gonna survive this? Well, I can answer that for you. Your not." He walked to her and slashed the scalpel across her face- giving her a scar as well, "OWW- YOU LITTLE-" She screamed in pain holding one side of her face and taking the mirror and trying to hit him with it. Axel sighed seeing her on the ground, she had fell. He bent down, and grabbed her arms- putting them together. "W-wh-What are you doing....?!" She asked in a shaky tone. No response, he softly held them tightly tighter and took out his stitching utensils and started to weave her arms together. "Ow stop please!!" She begged trying to kick him- but he was almost done with the stitching process. Is she really that weak, stitches don't even hurt that bad, it's like poking yourself with a sharp en or pencil. Macy looked down at her sewn arms and her eyes as wide as the galaxy. "I really don't like loud noises you know... so, if you would have just been quiet I wouldn't had have to do this.." he softly whispered in her ear and sew her mouth together. No matter how hard she tried to scream- it was all just muffled noises. "There we go. Now, if you don't mind me, I will proceed to kill you." Her eyes were wider now. Tears formed in her eyes and just looked down. "Aww.. come on now-" he started to say, lifting up her chin and wiping the tears away. "I'm just putting you out of your misery- we only live in this world to die, it just is stressful for me to see people in pain like this." That was a lie of course. He didn't care if his victims were hurt, physically or mentally.

He cut open her stomach and found her heart. "There it is..." he took another piece of thread and needle then started to stitch a X into her heart. Soon, a golden piece of light came out of her heart and Axel held his arm out-the light transferred to his arm and he sighed in relief. "That felt good," he thought then looked down at Macy. "You know, life is as valuable as your love.." he smiled then ripped her heart out in one light pull. Her body falling to the floor . He smiled softly and set the heart near her makeup. He always set the heart of theirs next to something they loved. "Now that that's done," he sighed getting up and grabbing all his things and heading out.

His appearance strikes so many people, sometimes he would pretend to be a human to lure in victims. He is a handsome, kind, boy- so it's pretty easy. But he doesn't do it often, only when there's nobody really good to kill.

He still has his black hair with the white streak. And of course, he wear a big grey scarf around his neck with a small black X at the bottom of the end of the scarf. A beige, sorta brown jacket. Sometimes he would wear a black zipped up leather coat, but that's only when it's really cold outside. Black pants with a chain going form the top right corner of his belt, to the lower half of his left side. Sorta like his scar. Black boots with a stitched in X at the bottom corner of both boots. Some witnesses have said he is a tall, around 5'5 , male. Some people say he takes in emotions, that's not really it tho...

See, what he can do is- he only takes peoples lives, who get a lot of love, and give a lot of love, and not really sad people. He would climb through their windows at night , or when they are alone. But in some cases he just breaks in wherever he can. Axel is a ghost, spirit, otherwise. But he doesn't really like doing all of that appearing in thin air thing. Ever since people have reported sightings of him, he tries his bets you stay of out sight. Axel will use his stitches to sew a big X into their heart so he can acquire all the love that has been given to the person, or, the love that they have to share. If they attempt to scream or fight back, he will sew their mouths closed- or arms and legs together. The reason he takes the affection from his victims is because, his parents gave him none- and when he was alive, nobody gave him any either. After some time, the affection runs out, so he needs to restock it every 2-4 days. If one of his victims try to give him affection before they die, he will go to their height smile at them , and say...

"Im afraid ...your love means nothing to me.."

He also has another famous quote which is..

"Life is as valuable as your love."

If he were to go on a mission with a creepypasta - his most compatible people would be

-Puppeteer

-Jason The Tomaker

-Eyeless Jack

- Laughing Jack

- Jane The Killer

- Sally

- Zero

- and Judge Angels

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rlconasty · 5 years ago

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Not to post 4 am vulnerable hours posts but. Although I’m still doing stupid things that’s are stressing me out slightly I’m glad I’m at where I’m at rn. I’m also very happy about the things that led me up to this point (mostly uwu). I’m doing stupid stuff while I’m school but my school also is fucking me over too so yeah but me and my boyfriend are going to medical school and visiting different countries too which is so amazing. I’m happy about all my friends I have right now on tumblr, insta, work, etc. most of my friends are really the reason I’m so happy right now they really really saved my life tbh and helped me emotionally when I was at my lowest. I’m glad I’m with my boyfriend now to because I feel so much more responsible and my backbone is pretty big now. With my last ex it was...disgusting..too much fighting, they lied all the time, self victimized, and lied some more, and acted incredibly childish. I’m so glad I don’t have rose tinted glasses on anymore because that’s not cute. I hope my ex is like LOOOL growing up I also want them to choke too but like they really could be living a fruitful and happy life if they just lived honestly to themselves and their ‘loved’ ones. My eating habits are getting better and my sleeping habits..are still bad but it’s at least slightly improving. I’m really learning to love myself and be happy and do things that make me happy, I’m going to Puerto Rico with my bf for my birthday and it’s gonna be so fucking fun. We spend so much time together I love it because he loves being with me all the time but still gives me the space I need when I need it and looks out for me. The only thing he’s lied to me about too is about my birthday...he told me we weren’t doing anything and then he couldn’t keep it to himself for long. I love how open he is too I mean he’s a little super asshole blunt but I love that for some reason. He’s so mean to people and has a super short temper but he’s also super generous and kind even tho people stress him out. If someone does something to piss them off he usually helps them just so he can stop being annoyed with them. And he always just buys gifts for people...even strangers he’s just met that day. His favorite flower is Gerber daisys and his favorite colours are purple and green...he’s also an Aries so he’s edgy and angry. He loves to steal even from my job when I’m not on the clock and standing right next to him LOOOOOL and I just encourage him like yes babe steal that cup and cookie. Anyways I’m loving everything uwu mega shoutout to my friend keith damien dev and kevin. My friend Kevin used to work with me and he was my closest friend at work but now he’s going to China for a year to teach I’ll miss him so much that bastard.

#nothing #personal #kid #long

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stfuisaac · 5 years ago

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hello hello it’s lucky again and,, sadly,, we don’t have the technology that makes the thoughts we have just.... appear onto our screens yet... so this took a hot sec and still isn’t perfect bc i don’t plan on proofreading :\ but! here,, is,, my new,, drummer boy,, parumpumpumpum

‹ avan jogia, he/him, cis man, bisexual. › ISAAC BAROT is the TWENTY-SEVEN year old from SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA. when a friend asked them what they thought of the manor they said, ❝ I HEARD THIS IS WHERE THEY DECIDED TO MAKE THE TWILIGHT ZONE. ❞ they claim GET OUT is their favorite scary movie, and if they were to die in a horror film they would BE OBLIVIOUS TO THERE EVEN BEING A KILLER UNTIL IT’S TOO LATE. their fears include MANNEQUINS, HITCH-HIKERS and DYING WITH NOTHING TO SHOW, and they don’t know we know, but… HE GOT INTO A (MUTUALLY) NEAR FATAL ALTERCATION WITH A STRANGER HE GAVE A RIDE TO (YES, HE WAS AN UBER DRIVER - HIS GREATEST SHAME). hope they enjoy their stay. ‹ PLATANCHOR requested by JOAKIM from STRESSED OUT penned by, LUCKY, 20, EST. ›

QUICK FACTS:

full name: isaac benjamin barot

date of birth: september 12, 1992

*does not perfectly reflect the below Big Three zodiac chart because that’s so much math

zodiac big three: virgo sun, taurus moon, libra rising

gender & pronouns: cis man & he/him

sexual orientation: bisexual

occupation: session drummer + lyft driver + ex-uber driver

mbti: entp

enneagram: 5w6

the song i listen to on repeat while i write the intro: “deja vu” - roger waters

BACKGROUND INFO:

alright. so.

isaac's backstory is neither tragic nor easy. his father was an immigrant who married his mother solely to get a green card (y’all, to be fair... the citizenship tests are whack). there wasn’t any real romance between the two, but the drop-ins always said otherwise. no, outside of putting on a show for government officials, isaac’s father and mother were friends at the best of times.

the best of times culminated in a son who grew up in an interesting dynamic. his father and mother never even attempted to be anything more than friends (with, as you can see, the occasional benefits). after the check-ins finally stopped, his father and mother even began sleeping in different rooms. his mother would trade in her queen for a double and replace the space his father used to take up with his cradle.

it was nothing like the ‘unhappy marriage’ trope, though... again, because they barely ever pretended to be married. they would take their wedding rings off when they went out with friends. sometimes they would even take off their rings around each other and talk the other up to someone attractive.

so it was unorthodox, but it was much better than his parents pretending to be in love in that way and giving him a skewed version of what romance should look like.

one down-side to it, though, was that isaac never knew who he was supposed to go to for what. usually it’s just a given that “if you need/want x, go to the matriarch, if you need/want y, go to the patriarch” but... what happens... when your parents are basically just your friends?

so thank god for growing up in the age of technology. like,, ya,, a literal baby can’t google things like “how to say ‘mom’” but a 15y/o can google “how to shave”

so... ya... his parents were his friends, the internet was his parent(s?).

one thing the internet couldn’t do? give him drums. it could introduce him to the likes of ringo starr, john bonham, keith moon, and ginger baker, but it couldn’t give him drums... not when he was only, like... 10, at least.

so he put a set on his christmas wishlist and figured they would divide amongst themselves.

so ya, his 10th christmas, he got a shitty little rockwood hohner kit that he would use for the next nine years.

he never received any professional training. again, he didn’t know who to ask and... youtube wouldn’t exist for another three years. he tried to teach himself using a few books and, if nothing else, figured out a few simple beats and how to gain independence.

after learning those simple little beats and not knowing if he wanted to buy the next book, he decided to take a break and, instead of going back to professional books, he’d just listen to some of his favorite tracks... most of which were ginger baker... which made things kind of hard when he only had one bass drum, two tom-toms, and one floor tom. those, plus the really low quality pearl cymbals. still, he did his best to make it work.

just a side-note that, because of videos of ginger, isaac used (and still uses, out of habit) a mix of traditional and matched grip.

he went back and forth between the books and mimicking the patterns of other drummers (mostly ginger) up until he was around 16 and his friend, ribs (y’all), decided to teach him a few more technical skills. what you want to learn for this song are polyrhythms, but those are hard and no, ginger isn’t using a crash there, he’s using a splash and do you want a discount on some better cymbals and drumheads from my parents’s music shop because this is a very functional kit but it kind of sounds whack

he continued using the same whack kit, but replaced the heads with aquarians, as per ribs’s recommendation (but evans and remo are also good) and, after literally examining baker’s kit, replaced the cymbals with various zildjian collections

even though we stan istanbul agop in this house.

he also started listening to more drummers than... pretty much just baker with a hint of john bonham, keith moon, and ringo starr. as his friend suggested, he tried out drummers like buddy rich, art blakey, travis barker, dave grohl, karen carpenter, neil peart, nick mason, simon phillips –– even was told to listen to ac/dc songs just to see how a successful band could be made using essentially the same beat over and over and over.

so now he had some split time. school. work. practice. figure out who the hell was making dinner that night/if there was someone making dinner last night because they might both be talking each other up.

although he applied to various colleges, and although some of these colleges actually accepted him, he ultimately decided not to go. instead, he moved from san jose to los angeles in the hopes that he’d find something bigger than himself... and a new drum set...

he found the latter in a ludwig kit with two bass drums, two tom-toms, and two floor toms. then he just added a bunch of stuff and tried to make it like ginger baker’s. pretty much spent all of his money on it and then some.

when his friends formed a band and found success, he was very very happy for them... but... he found himself stuck... driving ubers.

and lyfts!

he’d seen the twilight zone before. he loved that show. he’d seen the episode ‘the hitch-hiker,’ so he was really driving for the companies against his better judgment.

his worst uber story? the time a guy got into the car, had pinged a location that was still marked as a store on the uber gps but had recently been torn down, and tried to attack him when they got there :\ he 110% fought back, though. was fired because the other guy was the one who made it out injured.

only drove for lyft after that :\

he did take on a few projects, but he... proved to be too much of a roger waters for people who just wanted to chill and have fun. there would be adverts for people who wanted to form a band and he’d be like “hell yeah! finally! a band!” then he’d get pissed that they advertised it so seriously but really... just wanted to jam. did not have any plans to try to do anything with it.

the few projects he did join that involved people who wanted to actually achieve success... if they were slacking, you best bet his inner roger waters came out! which is why he never stuck around in any projects for too long!

but ‘projects’ and ‘jam sessions’ were totally different. you want to do ‘wipeout’ in a project? he’s gonna take that intro that literally everyone on the planet knows SERIOUSLY. you want to do ‘wipeout’ in a jam session? LET’S HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT.

he does some session/studio drumming for other artists to make some extra money while doing something he genuinely enjoys... but... still... it is no project™

in between things right now, he got a call from joakim that, while muffled and staticky, sounded like it said ‘get here, please’ and clearly stated where he was.

of course, voicemail lines were crossed and many many many essential words were left out – words that were basically saying the exact opposite ahfsdkjl. the shadow’s really playin them :\

so here he is, in all his glory.

TL;DR:

i was gonna kms if i didn’t play another drummer, so this is my ginger baker fanboy whose parents were literally just best friends and, as a result, were also both his friend. the internet raised him. started playing drums when he was 10 on a low qual kit with low qual cymbals that his parents got him for christmas, but literally why would you get a beginning a good set? continued playing. eventually moved to los angeles and tried to form many successful projects, but was too much of a roger waters. was summoned up here by the shadow man fucking around joakim. his greatest shame is how many ubers he has driven.

PERSONALITY INFO:

he will always say his proudest moment was when he learned how to play ‘toad’ by ginger baker cream all the way through.

big ginger baker fanboy.

loves the twilight zone and will just spill a random fact out about it every now and again.

a lowkey control freak which completely goes against the way he dresses and the vibe he gives off.

is only a dick about it if you’re part of one of his ‘projects’ but aren’t taking it seriously tho :\

ok i’m too tired 2 write a personality section rn when im already rly bad at them but!! again!! feel free 2 j refer to the zodiac big three + the personality types!!

FEARS:

mannequins: they’re already creepy enough when you really think about it, then you add in that episode of the twilight zone where the characters wake up in an unfamiliar house and go outside and basically everyone is just a mannequin? ya he hates mannequins.

hitch-hikers: so, as we have just seen, he’s had it bad enough with people who were registered to an app, paying, their personal information readily available, etc., etc... so then what would happen if it was just a complete and utter stranger who didn’t have any personal information, any ping, and was the sole focus of a different twilight zone episode? he... is going... to drive past you. he’ll feel bad about it, but...

dying with nothing to show: here’s the money shot! here’s the deep fear! as has been shown throughout, isaac craves success and some form of a legacy. if he dies with nothing to show for his life, then was his life ever worth it in general?

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

ok,,, it might be bc im tired rn,,, but i have the most basic list that will hopefully be updated tomorrow bc it is SO VERY BASIC:

friends

fwb

ons

exes

enemies (much easier to get on his bad side than it is w/ fluke)

BRAINSTORMING AND/OR SOMETHING FROM YOUR WANTED CONNECTIONS AND/OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE AN IDEA FOR!!!!

#manor.talk

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catnippackets · 7 years ago

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I’ve been typing and retyping this over and over again for the past few days mostly just for fun bc I like organizing things but a few ppl on twitter wanted to see it, so. Here’s my reasoning for who Lance’s endgame romance is with! I tried to make it as short as possible to hold ppl’s attention while still hitting the key points but it’s still kinda long oops. It’s pretty much just eliminating characters one by one until we’re left with the only possible option which I’m sure everybody knows before even looking under the cut but that’s just because it makes too much sense to be a mystery at this point lol

Also this probably goes without saying but this DOES contain spoilers for season 6 so if you haven’t watched it yet, proceed with caution.

Alright. Leggo.

Ok first off, there are 3 things we know for sure:

Lance is the only one with a confirmed endgame romance

Said romance is slowburn

He’s going to get what he needs rather than what he wants

Because we know it’s slowburn, aka SLOW and subtle and long to build up to, it has to be someone on the team since they’re the only reoccurring characters that he would have any time to build any kind of relationship with.

Shiro, Coran, and Pidge are automatically out cuz they’re not in the same age group which leaves Hunk, Allura, and Keith

Hunk has been in a “relationship” w Shay since season 1 and it’s been mentioned SO often by the writers/VAs, so it’s not him. Which leaves Allura or Keith as the only possible endgames for Lance. This makes sense, seeing as how they actually share quite a lot of similarities.

So let’s look at the Three Big Points for why it can’t possibly be Allura.

Allura/Lance is not slowburn. The literal first words Lance said to Allura were flirting words and his crush on her was always a big part of his character. The crew consistently drills in the fact that he has a crush on her at every given opportunity. This doesn’t fit with what a slowburn romance is. Slowburn means subtlety, and Allura/Lance is NOT subtle. It’s far too obvious.

Allura has never once shown interest in him and every time he flirts with her she’s dismissive, rolling her eyes, even once saying she felt ill. In season 6, the mice straight up told her that Lance liked her and when she found out her face fell and she said “oh…he said that…?” That is not the reaction of someone who’s happy about this news. This point isn’t saying “they won’t be endgame because she didn’t like him at first”, but rather stressing the fact that Allura has had 6 seasons to reciprocate Lance’s feelings and she hasn’t ONCE shown any hint of interest. An interesting scene to note is in episode one of season 6, where Lance takes a hit for her and literally dies for a second before Allura brings him back to life with her magic. They share a moment where they smile very tenderly at each other, and then later on it cuts to a split-screen view of them in their lions, where it shows Allura with an easy, casual smile on her face, and Lance blushing and hugging himself with a very dreamy look on his face. If they were going to be the endgame, THIS would have been the point where Allura would start to realize her feelings for him, but the writers made sure to show that while Lance was replaying the moment over and over again in his head and hugging himself thinking about it, Allura immediately put her game face back on and continued with her life. There is no doubt that she loves him as a friend, but she isn’t into him romantically. If they were to have them get together it would be a stale “boy flirts w girl even tho she doesn’t like him, girl eventually falls in love w him anyway” romance and the writers aren’t THAT shitty.

Allura is a princess of an alien world and a whole race of alien people. Her father and mother are both long dead, and she is the last surviving member of the royal family who could take the throne. In season 6, we find out that Allura & Coran are NOT the last surviving Alteans; there is a whole colony of Alteans out there without a leader, who need a queen. When the war is over Allura is going to step up and become the queen, and spend the rest of her life working to rebuild her planet and culture and help her people grow and survive. Lance, on the other hand, is obviously going to want to go back to earth when the war is all over; he’s shown on multiple occasions to be homesick to the point of crying about it (in fact he’s the ONLY paladin from earth who actually seems to miss it at all), and he misses his family SO much. No matter how much he loves Allura, he won’t choose her over his family, and Allura is definitely not going to give up on the last surviving members of her race to settle down on earth with Lance.

So in conclusion, it’s not Allura, which leaves Keith as the only available option which I know you saw coming but here are the high points anyway because there is literally TOO much evidence to bring up when it comes to klance:

Keith was introduced to us through Lance’s eyes in a very dramatic, significant way

Keith and Lance’s meeting parallel Keith’s parents meeting

they are SO alike and so equal with no kind of power imbalance between them at all

Lance & Keith’s rivalry has been continuously stressed by the crew and the VAs for ages; in fact, it’s arguably the relationship in the show that’s talked about the most

the flashbacks that showed Krolia and Keith’s father falling in love and settling down showed us that Krolia wanted to stay on earth, until she was forced to leave so she could protect her family. she and Keith found each other again, and when the war is over, there is no doubt in my mind that she and him will want to settle down together on earth to be a family again

every time there is a scene in the astral plane there are two very obvious stars that stick out in the background, that are different from the others; one of them is blue, and one of them is red. they don’t blend in naturally with the rest of the environment. they immediately stand out. there’s no reason for them to be there in the first place unless it were foreshadowing something very subtley

there was a scene in season 1 where they HELD HANDS AND SMILED SOFTLY AT EACH OTHER UNDER SOFT PURPLE LIGHTING, that same moment was brought up again in the next episode, and one of the writers has confirmed that Lance did in fact remember it, but that he wasn’t emotionally ready to acknowledge it yet. If you took out that moment, the entire show would have continued on like nothing had ever happened so WHAT WAS THE POINT OF PUTTING IN SUCH A BLATANTLY ROMANTIC SCENE AND THEN SAYING LANCE WASN’T EMOTIONALLY READY TO DEAL WITH IT if it’s not going to lead anywhere?

(the point is that klance is cannon king)

And if you want more proof and have a few hours to spare then you’re gonna wanna read my buddy Keith’s post which goes into much more intimate detail about why Keith is Lance’s love interest. It’s 50k words of nothing but the facts!

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

#ramblings #Voltron #voltron spoilers #klance #spoiler alert lmao but we been knew

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blueplanettrash · 6 years ago

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mk so i had a prompt idea a few days ago, and i was wondering if you could write about lances hair after he died, like it doesn’t even have to be angsty(it can tho, i love me some good angst) but just like him realizing that it’s turning white and freaking out, and trying to hide it from the team. and maybe after they find out one of the paladins teaches him to dye his hair or helps lance accept it, i dunno. i tried writing it earlier but i wanna see someone else run with it

I hope you enjoy! 💙

“What the crow,” he mumbled peering into the mirror in his bathroom. He pulled his hair back and to the side, hoping he wasn’t actually seeing what he thought he was.

“Oh hell no,” he shook his head, backing away from the mirror and pulling his helmet back on. He grumbled as he stomped back to his pilot seat and slumped back against it. He had seen that he was gradually growing in white hair but when he woke up that morning, his entire head was lacking pigment.

He wasn’t exactly surprised about it what with all the stress, combined with Allura’s altean magic. Not to mention the fact that Shiro’s also gone silver fox after a run in with Allura’s magic. At least he can pull it off though. He just looks like a kid playing an old person in a play or something.

He was glad that it was his turn to be alone in Red this time and he could have his mini freakout alone.

“Are you back yet Lance? We’re on to naming our first dates,” Hunk suddenly said. He let out a short squeak and took in a quick panicked breath.

“Whoa, are you okay?” He asked in concern, popping up on the dash. Lance pouted but nodded. “Is there something wrong?”

“No, I’m fine. Just bored,” he muttered, looking away from the monitor.

“Tell us about your first date with Jenny!” Hunk yelled, throwing his face towards the monitor.

“Ugh, no,” Lance groaned.

“Oh come on! Keith told us about his first date!” Hunk pleaded, gesturing towards Keith’s face on his dashboard.

“What? Really? Anything interesting?” He asked, suddenly intrigued. Keith rolled his eyes and looked away while everyone else burst into laughter.

“Oh man! You know that James Griffin guy? He asked Keith out and he didn’t know it was a date!” Hunk laughed, collapsing back against his chair.

“What? How?” Lance laughed, looking over at Keith.

“How was I supposed to know he wanted an actual date!? We’re rivals, we hate each other!” He defended himself.

“Hmm, sounds like someone else I know,” Pidge teased gaining a groan from both Keith and Lance.

“Yeah, but I actually hate Griffin. He’s a piece of shit,” Keith

“Point taken,”

“Team, we’re coming up on the market planet, prepare to land,” Allura said over the coms.

They were each given a small allowance to buy whatever they wanted; Lance’s eyes immediately went to the small store that surprising looked like an Earth drugstore. It seemed like everyone else had the same idea and they went inside and split up.

He looked around quickly before he went to the hair care section and came across boxes of hair dye. After a quick look around, he grabbed a dirty brown colour, similar to his own.

“Lance?”

He shrieked and spun around, hiding the hair dye behind his back, despite the shelves of it clearly visible behind him.

“Shiro! Hey! What are you doing here?” Lance asked with a nervous chuckle.

“Uh…I just saw you here and came over?” He said confused. “Are you getting hair dye?”

“Um, yup! Just want to change it up you know,” he said quickly, eyes darting around nervously.

“Right, can I see?”

“Oh, you really don’t want to see it right now. It’s really greasy and gross an-”

“I meant the dye, is there something wrong with your hair or something?” He asked, leaning forward as if he would be able to see through the helmet.

“Uh…no?”

“You don’t sound so sure,” Shiro said sternly before turning concerned. “Maybe I can help you with it,”

“It’s really not that important,” Lance muttered, rubbing his arm self-consciously. Shiro’s brows furrowed and he laid his hand on his shoulder.

“It must be important if it’s bothering you this much,” Shiro said, a kind smile on his face. Lance bit his lip, mind swirling with indecision. It shouldn’t be affecting him so much. At least he didn’t think it should but still every time he looked at it, it sent a swirl of anxiety through his stomach.

“Okay,” he said quietly before pulling his helmet up enough so he could see the tips of his white bangs. Shiro’s eyes widened in shock and Lance hurriedly shoved his helmet back over his head.

“Your hair’s white,” Shiro said dumbly, still in shock. Lance nodded and looked down at his feet. At the increasing silence, he looked up and saw Shiro considering the boxes of dye. He snatched a random one off of the shelf and turned back to Lance.

“Dye mine too?” He asked with an easy smile. Lance blinked as he dropped the box in Lance’s hands.

He looked down at the box and furrows his brows. “You realize this is blue dye right?”

“Hmm, sounds good,” he decided, his fingers on his chin.

“What? Really?” He gaped.

“Why not? My hair’s white, I don’t need to bleach it or anything! I’ve always wanted to dye it!” He explained with excitement.

“Right,” Lance chuckled, looking at the box of plain brown dye he picked out for himself.

“Are you just going brown again?” Shiro asked, looking through the colours again.

“I don’t know now since you’re doing blue,” he said honestly.

“Why don’t you do something crazy? Try to fit into the crazy few weeks we’ve been having,” Shiro suggested. “Besides, it’ll fit into to your style,”

“My style?”

“Yeah. You’re kind of unpredictable and willing to try anything but you make it work,” Shiro stated.

“I never knew you thought that about me,” Lance said.

Shiro shrugged. “Being on the astral plane really put things in perspective for me, it’s better to tell people what you think, than never have them know what you felt. Especially if it’s a good thing,” he turned, tossing a box at him. “I think that’s your colour,”

“Really?” He asked, examining the cotton candy pink displayed on the front.

“Definitely,” Shiro nodded.

“So who’s going with who?” Keith asked as they started packing up the next morning.

“Dibs on Lance!” “Dibs on Shiro!” They both cried at the same time, throwing their hands up.

“Um…okay,” Lance and Shiro turned to each other, victory written over their faces and ran back to Red.

While they waited for their hair to set, the rest of the paladins appeared on the screen. They were both in their paladin robes, hair wrapped up in towels, and faces covered in one of Lance’s face masks. They paused and looked over at the screen, their eyes wide as if they got caught doing something wrong.

“Uh…what are you doing?” Keith asked.

Their eyes darted to each other quickly. “Spa day?” Shiro answered hesitantly with a slow shrug.

“Right. Well now we’re going to run drills,” he continued, still watching them carefully.

“Aw c’mon Keith, right now?” Lance whined, shoulders slumping.

“Yes! We have to stay sharp,” he sighed, massaging the bridge of his nose.

“A little longer break isn’t going to hurt anyone Keith,” Shiro broke in. Keith looked at him with a blank stare.

“His laziness is rubbing off on you,” he deadpanned.

“Bold of you to assume I wasn’t already lazy, Keith,” Shiro huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and turning away.

“This is a whole new level though,” Keith argued.

“Maybe I’m tired from being in the astral plane so long,” Shiro shrugged, picking at his robe. He looked up at Keith from under his lashes and saw him slowly turning red.

“That’s low,” he muttered.

“Let me rest,”

“Fine, whatever,” Keith relented disappearing from the screen. The rest of the paladins cheered before disappearing as well. They sat in silence for a few seconds, looking around the cockpit.

“Do you want to dye your eyebrows too?”

“Fuck yes,”

After a few more hours of travelling, they stopped on another planet to camp. They set up camp, eyes on Red since neither Lance or Shiro had come out yet. Finally, the two of them walked out of Red’s jaw with an unusual amount of “swagger”, with their helmets on.

“What the hell are you doing?” Keith deadpanned.

“Being cooler than you,” Shiro shot back.

“Oh, Jesus,” Keith groaned with a facepalm.

“Wanna show them?” Shiro asked with a wide grin.

“Show us what?” Allura asked curiously. Lance bit his lip but pulled his helmet off. The team gasped in surprise.

“What did you do to your hair?” Hunk asked with sparkling eyes as he reached out to pat the fluffy pink hair.

“It was growing out white so I wanted to dye it. I was gonna do brown but Shiro convinced me not to,” he said, gesturing to the black paladin. “Do you like it?”

“Wow, that actually suits you really well,” Pidge commented.

“Thanks,” Lance said gratefully.

“What about me?” Shiro asked pulling his helmet off as well.

“Holy shit, your mom is gonna fucking kill you,” Keith snickered looking at the cobalt blue hair.

“Good,” Shiro said with a grin.

#vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #lance #lance mcclain #shiro #takashi shirogane #white haired lance #white haired shiro #hair dye #spa day #platonic shance #shance #pink haired lance #altean lance #kind of #fanfic

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grumpycakes · 6 years ago

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I had anxiety a few nights ago over voltron/keith and finally think I figured out why, stupid rambling under the cut

First off haven’t seen season six and I’m probably anxious about all the shit that’s gonna happen and this is just making things worse BUT

I’m always so surprised by ppl who say they don’t like Lance (yes I know I said this was about keith GIVE ME A SECOND) cause in my anxiety colored lens Lance would be the friend, if not also someone who deals with anxiety. Yes he’s over the top and a little obnoxious and FLIRTS FAR TOO MUCH but I look at that and see a TRYING TO FIT IN front. I have been that person I have KNOWN those persons, those persons were the kids who told me their parents spanked them mercilessly if they got bad grades. The kid who told me his favorite color was pink but he couldn’t say that to the other kids. The kid who still chatted with me even tho most of the class made fun of me. THAT KID WAS ME TRYING TO BE FUNNY AT A CAMP CAUSE I’D LIED AND SAID I WAS THE JOKEY FRIEND. Lance is kind, lance is smart, lance is hardworking, and Lance is desperately trying to be useful or relevant. And that RESONATES with me so hard.

So when someone says they don’t like Lance but their fav is Keith I get very confused.

Keith hurts. Like not that he hurts other ppl ( tho haha stabby keith) but like he hurts to care about for me. I love him, I was like SUPER DISTRESSED when he chose to go be in the blade of malmora and not be with the Paladins anymore. I want him around, I want him safe, I want him happy. but caring about him makes my chest ache

and while I sitll don’t totally get why, I think I might have figured it out

Keith is the “cool kid”

He’s conventionally attractive, broody, HYPER SKILLED, and REFUSES to get close to anyone but the friends (LBR JUST SHIRO) he’s deemed acceptable. Lance isn’t acceptable. I’m not acceptable. He would hate me. He would treat my interests with disgust. So it hurts to care. Cause he wouldn’t care about me. Oh he’d self sacrifice for the greater good. But other than ARE YOU ALIVE he wouldn’t CARE

The only person I’ve ever seen him care about is Shiro. And that’s scary and SAD. I DON’T GET IT REALLY. WHY THE WRITERS NEVER FUCKING HAD HIM BOND WITH ANYONE ELSE. LIKE FUCK. BOY COULD HAVE 4 AMAZING FRIENDS AND A WEIRD UNCLE BUT INSTEAD HE’S JUST LIKE, I MUST GO ALONE AND BE STOIC AND SAD.

and I GET that he could very well be presenting anxiety too, and I think that’s why I get him and care despite it hurting. I GET that he hates himself to a degree and is on this ridiculous quest to find himself. But in the process of all his bullshit he just hurts everyone around him?!?!?!! He doesn’t HAVE to like lance but he doesn’t even give Lance the TIME OF DAY. He’s barely even polite!! (not that Lance is a whoooole lot better but jfc) He maroons himself and the princess distressing and hurting the whole team. His only goal when he was the black lion was to find shiro AND I GET that Shiro’s basically a family member to him but like SHIT DUDE YOU GOTTA THINK OF THE WHOLE TEAM AND THE BETTERMENT OF THE GALAXY. And then when they have “shiro” back he’s like WELP NO ONE WANTS ME HERE SO IMMA GO TO MALMORA TO LIKE FIND MYSELF I GUESS. and finding yourself is all well and good but he’s like NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME WHICH IS SUCH. FUCKING. BULLSHIT. LIKE DUDE, THESE IDIOTS ALL CARE ABOUT YOU SO MUCH. IF YOU JUST STOPPED RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON LOOKING FOR SHIRO AND SELF FULFILMENT MAYBE BECOMING CLOSER WITH UR PALADIN FRIENDS WOULD!! BE!!! FULFILLING!!!!!

But yeah, I think it’s just. He reminds me of the kids in school who were hot and “cool” who wouldn’t give me the time of day and didn’t like me and or bullied me. So when you say you’re fav is keith I’m just like HAHAHA SO YOU LIKE PAIN AND UNATTAINABLE APPROVAL????!?!

ugh -flops- and again this isn’t ALL OF IT there’s something else (probably tied into my whole deal with self sacrifice ever since I read xxxholic) but this is what I figured out after stressing about it.

I want to care about him, I want to help him, but I know he doesn’t want it, wouldn’t care about me, and is too up his own issues to try and be friends with anyone.

AND!!! AS ALWAYS!!!! YOU ARE MORE THAN FREE TO HATE MY OPINION, AND LIKE KEITH. NO EXPLANATIONS NEEDED. YOU ARE VALID, HE IS A GOOD SWEET BOY.

I just feel like crying when I think about him and I’m desperately trying to figure out why

#irl shit #mel babbles #mel whines #voltron wank #keith wank #read at your own peril #screams #anxiety issues

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rockingthegraveyard · 7 years ago

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Voltron S6 [long af]

Ep 1

Hunk is the cutest most perfect boy. I adore him with all my soul. And Lotor. . .Stop being so fucking pretty jfc.

And Shiro!!!! Shiro Shiro Shiro! He’s doesn’t deserve this. Whatever this is.

HE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS! HE JUST WANTS TO HELP PEOPLE, STOP INVADING HIS BRAIN KSDJFHKASJH!!!!

Hunk using his brains! Hunk in charge. This is the shit this stupid fucking series has been missing.

SHIROOOOO!

L A N C E ! !

MAH BOYS!!!

I forgot Allura could fucking do that.

Oh Shiro, or Clone Shiro. I don’t even care at this point. I love him either way.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SJKDFSKAJSJDGHFSJ HAGGAR!!!!!!! RUKATILWSERUASIL;UERAFHLSEGYFLASJDG

Ep 2

Yay! Keith’s mom who’s name I forgot.

Low-key shipping Lotor and Allura. Woooooaaaahhh, they almost kissed!

But I also want a dramatic betrayal where she wrecks his ass.

AW SHIT SHE PROTECTED HIM WITH HER BODY!!! IF I AIN’T THE BIGGEST SLUT FOR THAT SHIT!!

AKUERWYIGFR BABY KEITH!! AND EVIL SHIRO!!

Beautiful flowing white alien hair. I don’t want Lance and Allura to get together but it seems like that might be where it’s headed. Still he’s super cute.

Boo, you gotta get your baby outta there. But man, I’m so happy we get more on the bae.

Is Keith’s dad just some weird desert hermit who found a boss alien babe. He’s living my dream life and I’m jealous.

Just a boy from Cuba! Oh, I love it. I mean, I know it’s already confirmed but still nice to see in series.

WAIT!!!! WAIT WAIT WAIT! I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT SHIRO GOT HIS CLOTHES FROM KEITH! Aw man, he be wearing a dead man’s vest this whole time. lolololol

Aw mah gad he ded.

She’s so boss yo!!! I fucking love her so much!!

He lives and bby Keith jfc so cute!

I’m such a huge fucking sucker for this bullshit man!!!! THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND MY HEART IS WEEPING!!! AW FUCK AND WHEN SHE LEARNS HE’S DEAD!! HER FACE!!!

SPACE FOX/WOLF COMPANION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two fucking years? Jesus Christ.

The mice ratted you out Lance.

ALTEA?????

Ep 3

Are they fucking playing dnd or a video game????? Amazing! I love them so much, the nerd squad. He’s a healer, she’s a dwarf and I love my children so much.

FUCKING CORAN!

FUCKING SHIRO IS BASICALLY STRIDER RN AND I’M FUCKING LOSING IT!! I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH Y’ALL!!! He said his full name, yoooo. Nice! kaSHGDRKJASG But Hunk and Pidge have aliases.

My boy, I love him, his beautiful perfect nerd with his tragic fucking backstory.

NOOOOOOOOO

WITH THIS FUCKING TEAR OMG!

I adore Shiro with all my soul.

NO SHIRO’S DEAD!

Oh Shiro!!!! I fucking seukfhljasygdkljsdghfakjsgdgftsd My kind of stubborn when it comes to a character.

Of course Coran plays space dnd.

Allura you beautifull baby! And of course you are Lance. This episode is adorable and silly.

Fucking Coran’s giggle “hehe, you activate the trap!”

Fucking Shiro sajkdghfasd, I love how he is the one who keeps dying.

Oh Coran.

SHIRO’S TWIN BROTHER! SKDFJKDAJSDGF I swear if he dies again I’m gonna die myself.

SHIRO YOU GIANT FUCKING NERD!!!!!

This episode was so much fun, omg.

Takashi ‘I want to be a Paladin’ Shirogane.

Ep 4

He’s. . .bigger right?

I love Lance.

OOOOO, is that suppose to be who ummm Allura’s cousin or sister was?????

ROMELLE!! That’s it. I love it!

And yes yes yes! I love Altaens undercover!!!

But aww Krolia thanking Shiro for raising him! Be still my heart.

Aw! Romelle! Dude, that music playing when she’s separated from her brother. Chills.

Lotor, you fuck boy! My new daughter and her little heard didn’t deserve this!

Aw Lotor! I knew you were a bad bitch but I still love you, ya dick head. YEESS BETRAYAL MOMENT COMING THOOOO. Awww a betrayal right after a kiss! Blessed.

BEAT HIS ASS! YAAAASSSSS!!!

MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! SHIROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

BOYS GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! I KNEW SHIRO COULD STRONG ARM AND THEY’RE CAUGHT OFF GUARD BUT ASKDFJHSKLADFHA!

Ep 5

I’m always down for an episode about the Black Paladins. Maybe get some Keith and Shiro history. If Not Shiro history in general. I hope so.

Bye Shiro.

Aw Kieth, fucked up.

Aw Shiro, poor bby!! But also, yeeesss I fucking live for Shiro angst. It fuels me.

HIS MAMAAAAA!!!!!! I love her so much!

These poor ladies, just being dragged about by whoever.

Is this where we learn if Shiro is a clone or not??!!!?! DRAMAAAA!

OH MY GOD THERE HE IS! There they all are. That’s fucked up. But who is reaaal??????????

Shiro is a god damn beast jesus fuck! I love him.

Rest in fucking pieces Keith.

Omg! Did his eyes turn yellow there for a moment???!?!?! THEY DID!

SHIRO!!! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!

Why the fuck clone Shiro though? Like, why him? What made Shiro so special?

YESSS!!! GONE IS HIS FUCKING ARM!!!

OH GOD SHIRO THINKS HE KILLED EVERYONE!!!! MY SON!

Oh, there’s the feels. FEELS! DID SHIRO ADOPT KIETH???? IS THAT WHAT I’M GETTING???

I’M SOBBING AT THE VERY END!

Ep 6

THE REAL SHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!

I love Coran so much! And Hunk. They’re too good. And of course she’s not fucking okay Lance! Aw, but good pep talk bro. OH I love Lance, they did him good this season!!!

I love Coran I LOVE HIM!!! He’s the fucking best and I’ll fight everyone on that.

Lotor, bitch please. OH! He didn’t like being compared to his daddy.

“I love you!” “You’re just like you’re dad.” “......................Welp, looks like this just gotta die.”

No I’m not sure it’s a good idea.

God bless Coran! Also kinda hot this episode, like, dem arms bro.

Oh Lotor, you’re just what literally everyone expected.

Yes! Girls, abandon this whack job. Aw but they they go, injected into space.

Pft, made himself a voltron, of course he did.

I LOVE YOU JEDI SHIRO!!

YEEE Kick Lotor’s ass! And also take care of poor clone Shiro.

Ep 7

Commence epic mecha battle, lol.

I like how much more strategic Keith has gotten.

Magical teleporting powers! Ooooh Allura you done fucked up.

The animation for this battle is pretty sick tho.

It’s making them all whack.

I love Lotor’s face, he looks all mad? Good stuff. See ya bad bitch.

Poor Shiro is still clocked the fuck out.

THE COW! I totally forgot about the cow!

Aw Coran. AW THE MUSIC IS GIVING ME CHILLS!

Good Shit.

MIND MELD

White hair’d Shiro??? Finally his hair matches to how old stress makes him feel. asdjkfhkjas

BUT MY BOY! HE’S AWAKE!!! AND THE BLACK LION IS IS SO HAPPY!!!!! SHIRO, I WEEP!!! Can’t wait until he gets a new neat arm! Oh! But what if he’s reluctant to get an arm due to the last one fucking shit up. It’s good stuff.

i liked it

this season was def one of the best ones and it had some great music to it

#Voltron

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spoilers for voltron season 4 under the cut!

Episode 1:

BOM keith!!! We knew about it but still aaaa

why is everyone being a dick to keith let him live

theyre keeping him so busy just let him take a nap

btw this is 100% not real shiro this is a clone this is wrong

i need a hairspray AU with coran as corny collins

lance had to have been a theatre kid cmon

why does kolivan’s mask have 3 eye holes? he doesnt have 3 eyes does he?

other guy has 3 eye holes too

rip other guy

i s2g keith is gonna get back and everyone’s gonna rip into him but this poor boy just needs some oxygen and a nap jfc

coran laser noises!!!

NOT! MY! SHIRO!

ew ka//ura like kudos to shippers but *sigh*

keiths bom suit lowkey looks like he has boobs like i am totally here for trans!keith yes pls

kolivan insists he doesnt bind during missions bc its dangerous and that just adds to his stress levels poor bby

there are. furries in this rebellion. god damn it

“undetected” my boy keith doesnt do “undetected” guys

pls just let keith be happy omg

whyyyy are they furries??? like the artists knew what they were doing cmon

im gonna cry if this is actually shiro like i love kuron to death but please no

im so scared omg

let! keith! rest!!!

“he can finally be the leader i was unable to be” god keith ily im sorry babe

sheith hug!!!! leading into a group hug!!!!

but lets be real im terrified like keith is leaving the team what the fuck

Episode 2:

aaaa flashback!!! Katie!!!

o shit this is called Reunion we’re gonna find matt this episode!!!

ill punch this kid callin pidge a nerd fight me bro

MATT FLASHBACK

pidge is so cute holy fucking shit

also tag yourself im matt’s “big fucking muscles”

ooh heres the scene they showed at nycc does that mean the kaltenecker scene is in the season too?

my smol smart child im love her

smol smart badass child

stop! misgendering! my! child!

pls give pideg her brother back

“paladin pidge” how cute

IM LOVE PIDGE

plant gun!

portable xray!

o shit matt was an officer!!!

i like how matt’s “rebel officer transponder” picture is him in the galra prison gear lol

omg matt “what the garrison doesnt know wont hurt them” i love

“what dad doesnt know wont hurt him” MATT

im gonna scream if matts dead

dont you dare

theres still 9 minutes left dont you dare

FUCK

please plesae please please god

FUCK THESE FUCKING WRITERS

STUPID EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH JFC

its almost 3am and im glad im emotionally dead inside or else i would have cried like 4 times already

THERE HE IS

omg its just like ree’s canon holy shit lol

there he is holy shit thank god

this is. so pure.

ofc matt has a bounty on his head jfc

“lets show this guy what the holts are made of” god fucking bless

ok now you guys gotta find sam too cmon

niceeee good work guys damn

SCIENCE NERDS OMG

Episode 3:

okay pidge has her brotehr now lets get my boys back in the right lions kthx

ok so after rewatching s3 i think haggar and zarkon are possessed by these creatures

omg. omg matt is straight for allura wtf this is the Last Thing I Expected

shatt hug!!

technically kuratt hug but shhhhhhhh

omg lance calm down

oh boy here comes super zombie zarkon rip

“wayward son” omg

milkshake reference yes

wait please give me langst and have lance feel like hes being replaced by matt please i need more langst in my life

omfg kaltenecker scene!!!!

its even better than the clip omfg

i want lotor to come to the good side i want him to be a good guy let him have mommy issues with keith

yessss bls tell hunk how much of a genius he is thank

oh nooooo i bet pidge normally plays the game with lance but shes busy with matt aaaaa D:

i changed my mind i dont want langst

second ship??? oh boy

third??? OH BOY

matt needs to wash his hair

smelly boy

shoutout to ree and matt

i need more info on shiro/kuron omfg please

YASS PIDGE UPGRADE VOLTRON WITH CLOAKING YES

omg omg matt is gonna pilot green holy shit

damn rip narti there goes our main physically disabled character besides shiro ugh

WHERE IS KEITH BRING MY BOY BACK

omg i think lotor is gonna end up on team voltron whoa

Episode 4:

WHERE! IS! SHIRO!!!

WHERE! IS! KEITH!!!

“besides playing keith is really easy, just act moody” dont call me out like this

ok lance was 100% a theater kid but always an ensemble member never a lead, for which he was bitter about and made up for the fact by being way too over the top as an ensemble

is. is coran gonna do drugs?????? what the fuck????

omg corans room is adorable

ewewewewew brain bug omfg ew

space mall!!

omfg his fucking accent jfc

hunk “well it rhymes so its gotta be true” ily hunk

please never use any of this advice for real theater stuff smh

stick alien!

omfg an “on ice” performance holy shit

fuckin stick alien zarkon and haggar holy shit

careful guys you might break an arm

like i did smh

“loverboy lance” beautiful

“SHIRO THE HERO” THANK

even tho its not shiro but shhhhh

stop! throwing! hunk! under! the! bus!!!

the fact that no one is questinoing coran’s personality just proves that none of them would notice the subtle changes between shiro and kuron so the theory still stands

jesus christ fucking meta “except for you shiro youre the most popular character ill never get rid of you” fuck you writers

varkon! mermaids!

i miss keith :(

ep 4 moral of the story: dont do drugs kids

let! bibobi! live!!!!

Episode 5:

yesss give me keith!!!!!

omg voltron and bom and rebels are all doing a big mission together yes

me: suddenly remembers the “and lance dies so theres that” interview also me: panics

ROLO!!!

different VA??? not norman reedus i think???

hunk! being! badass! yes!!!!

im still v suspicious of this shiro smh

FEMALE GALRA COMMANDER!!!!

shes pretty oh no

why tf does there gotta be furries in the rebellion

oh fuck i almost thought matt died jfc

this commander looks like a steven universe diamond

KEITH MY BOY!!!!!

bby im proud of you for training with the bom but im so glad youre back aaaaaaaa

babe there he is aaaa!!!!!! im love keith!!!!!

now give me the real shiro jfc

and get lance back in the blue lion jfc

i s2g if matt dies

i s2g if lance dies

eyyy hell yeah go acxa

eyyy hell yeah go keith

this is going too well something is gonna happen im so scared

im really scared damn

Episode 6:

hhhhhh im terrified oh boy here we go

this one is called a new defender oh fuck

white lion?!?!?!

will keith be the white paladin?!!?!?!?!!

i just really want everyone back in their original spots bls

wait wtf is going on i zoned out for a bit its 4am

its gonna be those alternate reality being things again istnt it

lance “what are those” nice meme reference

shiro now is not the time to stay behind and analyze fuckin get ur team out of there god damn it now theres a force field around the planet fucking hell

this isnt good. this isnt good at all. and the music sounds so ominous oh god

im so scared

lance i s2g you better not do anything stupid

lance i s2g you better not do antyhing stupid

bls no a//urance

lance i s2g you better not do anything stupid

KEITH YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHIGN STUPID EITHER HOLY SHIT

shoutout to coran for just having to hang back while all of his loved ones risk their lives

lance i s2g

im so scared holy shit

LANCE DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID

w h o a

I LOVE KEITH SO MUCH

shoutout to coran for just accepting that alluras telling him to leave when everyon ehe loves could very well die

im love keith and his new leadership skills he learned in the bom but DONT YOU DARE DIE HOLY FUCK

no one is allowed to die

keith dont you dare

keith DONT YOU DARE

KEITH

holy fuck oh my god hes ok hes ok holy fucking shit

o shit

o shit lotor is gonna join the coalition i fucking called it!!!

holy fuck that was a lot of emotions and where the fuck is shiro fuck you writers fuck you

#voltron #voltron spoilers #voltron season 4 #season 4 spoilers #vld season 4 #tagging everything i can think of #vld spoilers #god that was stressful

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