#even robots die

[tigresslanzhu]

Transformers

Porsha: Daddy, let’s watch the Transformers movie!

Buster: All right. I could use a break from movies where someone dies!

Ash: {snicker!}

Corydon: Hehe!

Artica: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[slate021]

Rain World rot. In my brain

[chimerahyperfix]

You’re looking for something— no, someone, too, aren’t you?

(I can’t comprehend how you understand what’s going on, with your lifeless shell. Craft as you are.)

[sosadraws]

I don't know what kind of drugs Rose-Engine put on this particular design, because holy shit I've never been this enthralled by a character before.

[razberrypuck]

HEY RAZBERRY!!!! I reckon we need a duo name / platonic ship name for Troy and Runt so I can tag all the stuff related to them! Got any ideas for a name?

the only silly one I can think of is rat race jsjfjwjf

[coockie8]

i once had an anti tell me to stop sexualizing their trauma on a story i wrote that was a word for word retelling of my own actual trauma but with names changed and its been 2 years and i still cant stop thinking about that

Ah, yeah... Unfortunately a non-insignificant number of antishippers seem to genuinely believe they own the concept of trauma, so any story they read that they believe to be portrayed in a romanticized or sexualized light therefore must be romanticizing/sexualizing their trauma specifically.

I couldn't tell you the amount of times I've gotten the "stop sexualizing my trauma!!!!!!" or adjacent comments from antishippers that universally garner a response that basically boils down to

Like, bitch! I'm talking about my trauma! I literally did not even know you existed until you fucking commented!

[strangegutz]

If it’s spoilers, that’s okay, but does that picture of Eddie with the hearts have a backstory? Has he ever had his heart broken before?

Eddie is too afraid of having his heart broken to let anyone in, but being a natural lover and romantic he leaves a lot of broken hearts in his wake.

He was hurt very badly once, a long time ago, before he was Black-Eyes, or even Eddie, and hasn't allowed himself a real relationship since- difficult feat for an android created for companionship, it's in his programming to love

[raisinchallah]

yeah on gay doctor who in a universe different yet oddly similar to our own caves of androzani is a turlough story and hes gotten kidnapped by a mad scientist in fetish gear for his beauty and the doctor must save his life by pouring milk into his mouth

[eggwishing]

Eeber page to help me get back into drawing

[creative-robot]

Ya know, if there is an End possibility on the server, AND they find it, what a season for there TO be considering all damage is essentially permanent. Everyone’s talking about Elytra and Chorus Fruit possibilities but uh. Guys. There’s a Dragon in there

[hy-borea]

tHIS LEVEL KILLED MY WIFE, KICKED MY DOG AND SHOT MY SON AND ATE MY SOUP

not that bad tho 8.5/10 would play again

[lionblaze03-2]

fnaf au where every time you die playing the games as michael he canonically dies and respawns a few hours earlier, remembering each time he dies

[daincrediblegg]

Can I be honest. I’m sick of companies of all sorts designing things that basically only benefit/work for people living in california and nowhere else? It’s getting tiring for the rest of us

[kiwiwinjindouche]

i know i have problems

i know i always find a way to connect whatever to him

but the lethal company update,,,,,,,,,,,,,

these new enemies, man

giant robots, with a light in their head, called Old Birds

ain't no way i wouldn't be like "oh geez, clockwork soldier!"

there's this map where there are 20 of them and i think it's beautiful (and very stressful and hard to navigate)

good thing they've been added, they'd be perfect for a clockwork mansion map! (there're also butlers spawning in mansions so like :>)

[piningpercussionist]

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Im going to be completely frank with you all... and admit that I read these options and wasn't sure how to take this chart,,, so uh. Under the cut is Another Version. I'd apologize but I've given you the option to keep scrolling ¯\_(･･)_/¯

(If you notice characters missing on Kim's side, I probably figured she doesn't know who they are lol)

For the record,,, if they *wanted* me to pull their hair-- *is shot several times before I can continue*

Uhh Matthew is here because I have been converted fully on he/him or enby lesbian Matthew I think. He lives in my brain rent free now, very gender. I'd pull his hair but also I think he mostly just deserves to have it played with nicely.

And Scott's here because 1) I enjoy trans Scott, 2) Kim Pine Brain Rot possibly, 3) idk he's like,, the exception. God damnit, I've fallen for the inexplicable Scott Pilgrim Effect. What the fuck--

I did think about doing this chart like everyone was actually applicable to my tastes, but even if they were I think the ones I didn't put up would have to fall on the caress side bc I just don't feel that way abt them lol.

Again, not to say that's the case for the gals over on that side,,, I just think I would want to be gentle w them shxkdjsdhbd with the exception for Lynette who probably deserves to have her hair pulled, but again I fear she would Hurt Me,,, but maybe in a fun way,,,

Anyway No One Look At Me....

(,, also,,, Ramona is so far over bc I think she would enjoy it,, otherwise she'd be closer to Kim in that section. Same thing w Roxie)

If anyone actually looks at this version, I'm not opposed to doing a version like this for Kim btw! Just ask for it so I feel like I'm not just Dropping This and scurrying away

[kandicon]

Thinking abt mechanisms and tummy again <333