#even if it's more 'cheese' than cheese

[jensownzoo]

I had some suck-ass shoestring fries last night and I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out a way to make them more palatable instead of becoming chicken food.

And guess who just found a hunk of knock-off Velveeta in the fridge?!?!

Oh yeah, we're going for cheese fries.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Have you seen my little lad?

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[chonkymoth]

My hare-brained theory is that Sean is going to die due to his heart issues, excessive drinking, etc but thanks to Laszlo now having a grasp on how to reanimate the dead...well, you get the idea

[polterquest]

danny butterman the world

[little-luna-llama]

Golden cheese: *walks into room with Cacao and lily sat on one side, Vanilla flustered and not looking at them on the other*

Goldie looks at cacao and lily. Then at Vanilla who looks back at her through his fingers. Back and forth a few times, before stopping on Vanilla

Goldie:oh my god I get it. Ohhhhh my God I get it

Vanilla: oh thank God.

Goldie: destroy my kingdom? Never. Me? I mean he could if he buys me dinner first....

Vanilla:RIGHT?! He could tell me sweet lies anytime

Lily: you two aren't real-

Cacao: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE COULD

Goldie: IM SAYING HE COULD GET IT AND ID THANK HIM- ESPECIALLY IF IT STOPPED HIM DESTROYING OTHER THINGS.

Lily: YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX HIM?!

Vanilla: he could make me worse.....

Cacao: VANILLA!

[marclef]

it's Day 16 of drawing Pizzas for October. does anyone else care about these? 🤷‍♂️

you've heard about 2 of the little Fakelings who've grown up and gone off on their own. but... what about one that didn't want to leave? after all, Peppino's Pizza already has shelter and more importantly, plenty of food to live off of.

more specifically, one little Fakeling grew especially fond of a food that Fake Peppino also very much enjoys: cheese. and if there's one thing a pizzeria has a large supply of, it's that. Peppino wasn't terribly fond of the idea of another Fake Peppino sticking around, one is already quite a lot to handle. but this little one turned out fairly docile, and is quite friendly with both family and customers. and so, avoiding the risk of an angry Fake Peppino, Peppino opted to let them stay...

and so came along Goudino, the Fake with a love of cheese stronger than any other! she is the second smallest of the Fakelings, only taller than Pisceno. her love of cheese has changed both her appearance and led to an interesting hunting method: both her tail and tongue are long, flat, and cheese-like in appearance, something that she also uses very much to her advantage.

Peppino's Pizza is no stranger to having rats scamper in trying to get a bite from the garbage and kitchen; and so, Goudino often hides in the darkness, using tail and/or tongue as a disguised lure, to bring the tasty snacks right over to her. her tail is also strong and prehensile, able to be used like another limb to grab things, or even climb with. she is very friendly though, and loves to be around others such as Peppino and Eyhm! at least the clone that decided to stick around is a friendly one, for Peppino's sake, and it's another good source of pest control! huzzah! ✨

[the-casbah-way]

i’m assuming jamie was written out for real-world logistical reasons but i don’t think he could or should have come back anyway. when the attack dog goes rabid and gnaws through his own fucking leash there's nothing much anyone can do but stand there and watch. you can train a dog to bite for you but once they've got enough of a taste for blood they're going to stop giving a shit about who they've got between their teeth so long as there's something to tear into. maybe malcolm never had jamie on a leash in the first place. maybe jamie didn't bite because malcolm asked him to. maybe he just liked the taste of blood. malcolm hired a loyal dog and got what he paid for because at the end of the day jamie stayed so loyal that it became the death of him. loyal to the party. not malcolm

[qkrovv]

i dont like this one...

[paimt]

selling cheap orbs to wizlets at a 50% markup for the novelty of buying from a van

[moregraceful]

Tagged by @soyouwinagain to post 6 photos from my camera roll in the past week, thank you comrade, I was hoping someone would tag me 🫡🫡 except then I had to go back a couple weeks otherwise all six photos would have been my dog at a cocktail garden.

Ivan Fedotov and Erik Johnson at Flyers training camp, Fedotov in full Russian saint mode; a flower outside of an Indian restaurant; Yankees outfielders running away from each other and I'm so mad I only got them running back to position bc they were being SO cute while a reliever was warming up; Keats at the aforementioned cocktail garden, he was sweatin'; giant rotting boat outside of Ikea; boxes containing all of my earthly possessions.

[gailynovelry]

“Kill the part of you that—”

I 100% understand the sentiment, but what if we would have an easier time talking down “the part of us that.” What if we tire of violence against the self?

[fraudulent-cheese]

🌻

This shit's going in the Pahkitew video - why did the writters do Sky like that in the final episode??? Why did they do that???? The show really spent the last two episodes setting Sky up as someone who, while competitive, values good sportsmanship and playing by the rules - you'd assume this extends to relationships and being honest right? Or just not liking cheaters?

And like, whatever she's feeling for Dave she doesn't want to be around him and it says alot about him that he had to have Sky kiss him for him to be motivated to help her win, but also SKY WOULD NOT DO THAT. SHE WOULDN'T LIE TO HIM ABOUT WANTING TO GO ON A DATE AFTER THE SHOW IS OVER WHY WOULD SHE?

Oh, and the whole "she had a boyfriend back home this entire time!!!"? Yeah, that's bullshit to me. it feels like a half hearted attempt at the writters at making the tables between Sky and Dave less unbalanced in Sky's favor in terms of how bad the relationship is so we could go "oh they're both bad" despite the fact Dave's the one that broke her boundaries, didn't take her rejection the first time, ignored her "but" the first time and while neither of them communicated well in the middle of the season, dude is fucking DESPERATE man. I bet you anything if episode 13 didn't exist, everyone would be on Sky's side. everyone.

HELL, even with the boyfriend twist, girl didn't wanna date him she just wanted to win the money! she wanted to break up with that boyfriend! She made a mistake, a big one yes, but that's not justification to me for hating her, unless you're like allergic to cheaters in which case boy do i hope you also hate duncan with a passion then!

Urgh... can you tell i really don't like the last episode? Like Pahk'd with talent's already a meh episode, but Lies, Cries and One Big Prize sucks even more since it's issues apply to every character and not just the show feeling especially rigged against Sugar just to get her eliminated (kind of like how they did the challenge in Sky Fall just to get rid of Jasmine).

uh TLDR Sky ooc moment bad, Sky good character and Dave needs therapy.

[knifefightandchill]

BALDUR'S GATE 3

random nox edits 1/???

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

home from work

[findafight]

(Okay, gonna try and send this again)

I had a whole spiel about how R0nance has the potential to be very interesting and stimulate character growth on both sides in a similar way to Steve and Eddie. Not to say that Nance needed “ego death”, but she has built too much of her identity around being the smartest person there/the only person who can find the answers, and having Robin challenge her in that way (at times without even needing to) would provide some much needed growth. Because at the moment she’s giving “gifted student who didn’t struggle in school and is going to be eaten alive at college”.

Or, if you wanted to lean into the “Bad R0nance” side of things, they have the potential for a lot of interesting dynamics, scenes and conversations that they couldn’t have with other characters. Like, Barb is already such a charged subject with Nancy - add to that the fact that Barb ditched Robin to become Nancy’s best friend. To say nothing of Steve, who is such a big part of Robin’s life, he’s going to be part of Nancy’s what her she likes it or not.

Hell, assuming that that argument prompt wasn’t meant to be cute or funny, that’s a dynamic that could be interesting to explore. Honestly, I find Nancy’s difficulty with admitting that she’s in the wrong/having to have things done her way interesting, especially in contrast with a lot of the guilt she carries being over things that weren’t really her fault (if a bit too close to how certain loved ones of mine act sometimes). And I already see enough of her sticking to her guns despite common sense going unexplored in the show (quite literally; I love surprise gun-toting badass Nancy as much as the next person, and her and Max sawing down the shotgun was a cool visual. That being said; WHEN have guns ever worked against the Upside Down?).

Anyway - my point is that it’s not that I dislike R0nance, I just find a lot of the stuff written to be OOC, that it ignores many of the elements that I think would make them interesting together, or that it downplays Steve’s importance in Robin’s life/ignores it in favour of treating him more as Nancy’s ex-turned-kinda-friend.

haha yeah I got the first one and was like hm. that's not finished...hope they continue!

yeah Nancy doesn't need the same kind of ego death as Eddie did, but she's in desperate need of the realization she doesn't need to form her identity around her academics and journalism and her ability to Solve the Mystery etc, she can be something other than that. The tidbit from rebel Robin that if Robin tried a bit more, she could be valedictorian or something is so juicy for this! I don't think this is exclusive to romo rnce tbh i think them getting a kind of friendship could be really interesting and change them.

The Barb of it all would be so good and neat to explore. God. the hurt and guilt on both sides? I want them to have a conversation about Barb!! How robin mourned her even before she died, and maybe felt like a fraud for crying herslef to sleep when Barb went missing, because they weren't really friends anymore. How Nancy feels guilt for letting Barb leave, how she wishes she could take it back. How Robin resented Nancy for "stealing" barb away, about her insecurities in her friendships because of that. I want to see it! They could have such a rich friendship!

I want to see them argue! yell! scream and cry! There's so much potential here! their personalities would clash in glorious ways even in a friendship, let alone a romo relationship! hoo hoo!

Poor Steve is just. He's there too. He can't not be, because he might be an ex Nancy didn't talk to unless the world was ending, but Robin would see him everyday? and that's awkward. idk I think people also miss that for Nancy, dating the best friend of an ex she broke up with in....not the best circumstances and tried to avoid since then would be majorly awkward! idk like Nancy has warmed again to Steve in s4, but clearly didn't interact with him a lot between seasons, but she was also flirting with him and then went back to Jonathan, so it's probably not a situation she wants to be in! Besides the whole mess it would be for Robin considering if she actually wanted to date a friend's (best friend's) ex, the ex, Nancy would probably have to consider spending time with an ex like that. (because you're correct! for robin Steve is non negotiable)

(the prompt was absolutely supposed to be cute it blew my mind) But it's such an interesting dynamic, and absolutely something that I can see Nancy doing. It's been haunting me for weeks! Her feeling guilty over things she had no control over, but then not taking accounatbility for things she did and could change, that's so neat! With her relying on body language, and not adequately communicating to partners what she actually wants/needs/is thinking, Combined with Robin not being good at reading people and generally nervous about that inability to read more subtleties, it would be brutal. They would both dig their heels in, but robin wouldn't know why. FASCINATING.

Common sense doesn't exist in Stranger Things <3 Also I know next to nothing about guns but for some reason I know (am pretty sure of?) that sawed off shotguns have worse accuracy. I was like "nooo nancy you don't need to do that! It will also not help at all!" please let Nancy get a meelee weapon please let her beat the shit out of a demogorgon please let her actually inflict damage!

Uhg yes agree. I think it's one of the few ships I dislike more because of the shippers and how they interact with the characters, and that I see it as sort of a relationship that wouldn't last, and the shippers wouldn't like that and also want it canon. So much stuff I find ooc, and also for some reason a number of steve haters (super uncharitable ones that really, idk why they like robin, a character who loves steve so much she wants to combine with him, if they hate everything about Steve). Big turn offs. Not a lot of nuance happening! (which is NOT rnce exclusive!! I exit out of fics with ships I like because I find them ooc etc.) It could be a really interesting ship that would be messy and possibly implode but oof it'd be neat to explore. I've said before that I can see them liking each other and just not working out in an au where Steve and Nancy never had that history, because honestly another part of it is that I just don't see them as compatible (and included it in one of my not at all canon adjacent aus!).

I am with you on a lot of the content fumbles how Steve fits into it. The complexities his relationships both past and present to both Nancy and Robin would bring up between them could be explored more. Like yeah maybe steve's fine with his bff dating his ex whatever. but how would they feel about it? how would Nancy feel about steve being Robin's ride or die? how does Robin's friendship with steve effect that relationship? there's interesting bones here but alas. He's often shoved to the side as Robins friend and nancy's ex-turned friend. WHERES THE JUICE THERE? c'mon! i get some folks want non-conflict romance but maybe the ship that has potential to be so so SO messy that isn't going to be the most incharacter interactions.

[matt-murdick]

Finn & Sage (TVD) + textposts

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