#even if her kits sorta hate her

[trickostars]

I just drew this awhile ago but uh. Hypoparents! A thing now

[illubean]

Valorant Protocol as Highschool Stereotypes

Characters: Chamber, Gekko, Iso, Jett, Killjoy, Neon, Phoenix, Raze, Sage, Skye, Viper, Yoru Type: Headcanons

HAHA help me valorant brainrot >.< also this is based off of my hs experience soooo yeah

Warnings: none

Chamber

your typical pretty boy

all the girls love him all the boys hate him

well...most of the girls love him

they follow him around to classes or offer him gifts or ask to sit with him at lunch etc.

and he eats up the attention every time

he's lab partners with Viper in Environmental Sciences and he likes trying to flirt with her

she actually hates him btw

Gekko

canonically he skateboards

but honestly? I can see him being on the dance team

he's so high energy, he needs some sort of outlet

he never misses an opportunity to show off his dance moves

homecoming? prom? he is the center of the dance circle

like Raze, he doesn't know how popular he is

he's just happy to have so many good friends that it doesn't even actually occur to him that he's considered "popular"

Iso

he's an ap art kid

like he walks around with a big ass sketchbook every day

always talking about his portfolio

Iso baby ily but please shut the fuck up about oil paints <3

he probably volunteered part of his summer break to come in and paint a mural for the school

I think he'd also take a piano class as like a schedule filler but he actually gets crazy good at it

Jett

pe tryhard

if you end up on the opposite team as her while playing dodge ball good luck 😓

she's always picked as team captain because literally no one else is excited as she is

she's sorta like Hairo from Saiki K 💀

she gets a lil mad when her teammates don't try

Killjoy

she's in robotics club

she's not very popular but that doesn't bother her at all

she heads straight to and from every class and spends her lunch period in the workshop unless Raze drags her off somewhere

not a lot of people actually know who she is, and if they do they just know her as 'Raze's Friend'

i think she'd remind the teacher about the homework and hit you with the "erm actually 🤓" tbh

Neon

she's on track and field/cross country

after every meet you can find her laying on the floor somewhere ready to puke bc she tries so hard to win 😭

she always ends up top 5 tho

she complains about practice but joins the team every year anyways

she carries her bag around all the time and if you open it there's like 10 water bottles in there

#hydratedqueen

Phoenix

theater kid DUHH

he's probably drama club president or sumn

bro will NOT let go of a specific song from a musical he was in his freshman year and it wasn't even his song 💀

he's been in every show every year and somehow he manages to land every role he wants

he's insanely good at the game 'bang' (mostly because he's louder than everyone else...)

he probably plans/hosts the cast parties too

Raze

she doesn't care much about her grades

she does the bare minimum and gets straight Cs

she's just here to have fun

everyone likes her because of her approachable personality

she doesn't think she's popular but she is

Sage

she's in the medical assistant class

she takes it very seriously, as she plans on going to medical school

even before taking the class she carries a first aid kit and other essentials everywhere she goes

you need a bandaid? ibuprofen? a pad or tampon? she has it all

she's also ASB president

school events literally would not be able to run without her

lets just say her college applications/resume will look REALLY good...

Skye

she also took medical assistant but was less crazy about it than Sage

she just follows her friend's lead

she thinks the skills are useful but she doesn't see herself making it her career

but also I think she would play volleyball

she's a well rounded player but specializes most in defense

still, don't underestimate her bc this girl can SPIKE

Viper

she took every ap science class offered without taking the general ones first

she complains about getting any grade below an A...

"What are you talking about? That test was easy"

sorry not everyone is as smart as you Sabine 😑

she spends all her free time at chem tutoring (even though she doesn't need it)

Yoru

he thinks he looks cool and mysterious when he walks down the halls but he doesn't

everyone just thinks his mad all the time and stay out of his way 😭

randos try to pick fights with him bc he "looked at them wrong" (Yoru wins every time)

he's not exactly a 'quiet kid' but he does lay low when it comes to the social part of school

despite his 'bad boy' look, he has pretty good grades

he's also probably one of those guys that a handful of girls have a crush on but he has no idea

[funkycloewn]

I've once again come from the dead to post lmaooo

After having avoided the pilot for so long in fear of getting sucked into the world and fandom, I finally watched Lackadaisy! (My fears were right btw as it has a grip on me rn) I love it and subsequently read the comic so I knew everything and wouldn't get spoilered.

Anyway, a little time after I came across the amazing interactive fic called the Under The Devil's Moon made by @libras-interactives

I enjoyed a lot (and can't wait for the next chapter/update) and couldn't help but make ocs due to this fic being a sort of self insert thing

These characters shown are only two out the five I made :]

It's sorta rambly but I hope you enjoy it anyway!! (Especially you, Iibra ����)

Name: Margaret Quinn

Nickname: Daisy

Date of Birth: October 26, 1889 (31 Years Old)

Personality:

(Mostly the usual callgirl personality with some stuff added into the mix)

Years of being in the industry, has shaped this feline to be calm, gentle and soft spoken. She knows what her customers want and acts accordingly so. Though, she doesn't particularly show it — that would be bad for her image as a callgirl — she is quick to give a person a label, to categorize them. She doesn't mean to be judgy but this mindset has helped her out countless of times, so she continues on; getting to know that someone is the only way for her to lift off the verdict she holds. With the ones she loves, Margaret is very caring towards. Making sure they're well fed with both food and love is one of her top priorities. (Though, recently that has been a difficult task to maintain) This, unfortunately, can make her pushy and stubborn even when she means well.

Romantic Relationship:

Out of all the characters to choose from I chose our friendly local bartender, Viktor Vasko. At one time I was thinking of either Zib or Sable but after reading about how he would treat Chester, I was sold. I can't for that romance to unfold! :D (rhyming unintended)

Other:

• She was born and lived most of her life in the outskirts of New Orleans

• Her mother succumbed to a yellow fever outbreak, leaving her and a few other kids orphaned.

• This led to her forming a group with said children and the four of them residing in an abandoned shack.

• Margaret knows how to fix things at least temporarily because of this (e.g. pipes and infrastructure).

• (This one is a little violent so warning for that :'D) Both her front paws are missing their claws. This is due to a farmer who got sick of her constantly stealing his chickens.

• The pearl necklace she has, was given to her by Flynn. She doesn’t like anyone to know that and avoids the question when asked who she got it from.

• She likes fidgeting with the pearls. The way they softly clack when moved and the feeling of them soothes her.

• Due to her motherly nature, she will "adopt" (translation: care and look after) anyone under the age of 25 with who she is somewhat close to, especially when they are boys

• She sees Jack and Marius as older sons of hers

• Rocky could (will) be a contender for the spot of a fourth son

• She always carries a box containing a sewing kit, buttons and patches

• This has come in handy plentiful of times for Jack, mostly. On rare occasions Marius is in need of them, though I would think he's picky on what she uses; they have to match.

• Though, she says she doesn't know who Chester's father is, she knows. She just doesn't like to acknowledge it.

Voice Claim: Tiana from Princess and the Frog

Name: Chester Quinn

Date of Birth: January 6, 1917 (3 Years Old)

Personality:

This little troublemaker, has a great fondness for being one with the earth. By that I mean, he loves digging. Chester likes creating craters at playgrounds or parks, all the while letting himself be covered in freshly dug up soil. Almost all of his clothes have a grass stain and Larochka fears that he might have stained his chubby little hands for eternity. Speaking of fashion, he hates wearing shoes. A tantrum is bound to occur if you simply try to make him wear a pair. Even if you somehow achieve the impossible, he will just claw them off and chuck them. However despite all that, he's well meaning and can be gentle at times. He enjoys snuggling with him Mama or Larochka. Chester is very social and when out he's always looking for a way to make people smile.

Other:

• If he likes you, he'll make you a 'special mud pie' (a mud pie sprinkled with hand picked flowers; the more flowers, the more he likes you)

• He's handsy, mostly because he's an affectionate boy but also due to the fact he has poor eye sight.

• While he's chubby right now he grows to look more like his father, even somewhat in the face department.

• Fortunately for everyone and the tom himself, he grows out of his habit to refuse any kind of footwear. Don't tease older Chester about his phase, though, because he will get embarrassed and he will look like he just ate a sour lemon.

Voice Claim: Greg from Over the Garden Wall

Cleaned up and with his eye color when he gains his melanin

Wonder who the dad is lmaoo

Lastly a size comparison (not sure if it's accurate tho lol)

[suna1suna1]

Day 1, First Kiss

I tried and failed to make it look like Amy was kissing Surge's cheek, but oh well. I feel like my colors came out well!

My first drawing for @sonicrarepairweek2024 !

It's been a couple years now since I last drew this ship and honestly, I forgot how fun they are lol. I personally like the idea that Surge tries to redeem herself a little, but more on her own terms, and really just wants to see the world the way Amy does. I like to think she's kind of like her muse. The fact that she seemingly took Sonic's semi-gf from him is a plus lmao

Amy was drawn to Surge because of her strength I think. Like, Surge wasn't really a pet project or anything, Amy let her keep her autonomy, but was definitely supportive when she started trying to be better. I feel like Amy's the one person aside from maybe Kit (and even then, sorta) that can actually bring out Surge's kinder side. Don't get me wrong, Surge is still a little gremlin and hates Sonic's guts. But she's toned down just a little in my headcanon lol

[tennessoui]

Hi kit!! I just reread the hs reunion au + the christmas fic and once again had a lil cry about it 🥺

I think you said before that shmi is the one who got luke and leia obi-wan’s childrens books to start reading, but the christmas fic shows that their post-obikin breakup relationship wasnt good. How do you think it was repaired before her passing?

(the hs reunion fic + the christmas fic for it)

(thank you for this ask because it actually got me to reread all the christmas fic collection lol which was something i did not have time for but still found very fun)

(but back to hs reunion au)

so the whole crux of the au is that qui-gon gets a terminal diagnosis so obi-wan ruins his life to stay with his dad in small town tatooine to take care of him without letting anyone (anakin) know that qui-gon's sick

but i imagine after like 5 or 6 years when qui-gon is getting very very sick (even though it's a bit of a miracle he's still alive at all), he goes by shmi's house and asks her to please look after obi-wan once he's gone because he doesn't want his boy to be alone. and at first shmi is very resistant to the idea, but qui-gon's got a way with dying wishes, and obi-wan does pathetic very well in the days after his dad's funeral, so shmi shows up at his house with a casserole and sorta just bullies her way inside. and eventually they talk about the whole breakup between obi-wan and anakin and obi-wan confesses that qui-gon was supposed to only have a few years left to live and he couldn't leave him alone but he also couldn't damn anakin to rot in tatooine when he hated the town so much so he just let him go and gave him a reason to make sure he left

and shmi is oh you stupid boy (but sorta tearfully) and makes him eat an extra serving of casserole.

and she sort of becomes his biggest advocate after that, carefully keeping from anakin that she's talking with obi-wan and reading his rough drafts of his childrens' books. but she knows obi-wan still loves her son and she's pretty sure her son is still fucked up over obi-wan in a way that's mostly love, so she sends a copy of obi-wan's book to anakin for his kids to read because she thinks it's so obvious that obi-wan is writing about the lives he's dreaming up that anakin is having

[deviiancetv]

Cinema Starview Presents: It Really Was Agatha All Along

I’m such a lover of the occult, witches, mystical beings and all, so Agatha All Along was a real treat to watch. As someone that loved The Craft, Practical Magic, Halloween Town, Wizard of Oz, Twitches, Hocus Pocus (sorta), AHS Coven, and many other witchy fictional stories in modern day media, this series falls right in line as a potential new comfort show to watch during spooky szn.

I’m not gonna lie, I still hate the name of this show, they could’ve came up or chosen a better name, but that’s not what’s important. Let’s just talk about how well this show was as a return to great storytelling from Marvel, cause they sure as hell have been flopping HARDCORE lately.

For starters can we just give it up to Kathryn Hahn!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Kathryn is an amazing actress, her comedic timing is something of perfection. Her role as Agatha Harkness is both cunning, calculated, snarky, and yet deeply flawed and caring to her core. Her connection to Billy at the start of it all at first made me think Joe’s character was gonna be a mix of Nicholas and Billy, but Joe Locke being Billy makes a lot more sense. I loved how her story was both tragic and also had lots of depth to it.

I never did watch Heartstopper (don’t plan to) but he definitely fits the role. I think casting Kit Conner as his other half, Hulkling, would be THEE best casting decision and I hope they do that!! As for who Tommy will be, we’ll have to wait and see but I think Tommy will be introduced in that Vision series or maybe even Wonder Man?? And now that Ghost!Agatha and Billy are a team, I’m intrigued to see what adventures they get themselves in when finding Tommy

Might I add that Billy’s room is full of so much pop culture references!!! Like I’m jealous and I definitely need his room as my moodboard template.

I think I say this for everyone, that Aubrey Plaza kills it everytime in her roles. Her monotone and slightly edgy vibe is what makes her great for shows like this. Her role as Rio/Death was very poetic — the phrase ���Death comes for us all” is so cryptic and yet so true. It’s the same thing with change being the only constant in life, and life is full of so many deaths and changes, but also there’s so much growth and birth happening all the time. I’m sure we’ll see Rio again, maybe if they FINALLY introduce Mephisto she could act as a henchmen or bounty hunter of sorts for him.

As for the other witches, Alice’s story was sad, but it didn’t feel fully developed as the other witches. Patti LuPone’s role as Lilia is soooo poignant and wispy (as they say). I love Patti’s roles so much, she’s become a favorite of mine over the years and her portrayal of a divination witch was phenomenal. Sasheer Zamata taking on this role was very interesting, I remember her time on SNL and to see her in a dramatic and whimsical setting like this was a nice change.

I’m just so glad her character Jen was able to be unbound by the spell Agatha placed onto her (as well as the cultural significance that represents). In a way, Jen was a final girl given everybody else died, Billy and Rio don’t officially count since they had grander importance than Jen does in terms of the MCU, but good for Jen. I hope we see her again someday.

This show was a nice return to form for Marvel. I’m not the biggest fan of how they treated Wanda in Multiverse of Madness, but I love the creepy supernatural factor that comes with this area of the MCU. I hope they keep it up, but by the looks of it, I’m sure there gonna be more mediocre content until we get to the end of this Multiverse Saga, however this was a nice break in between.

Jac Schaeffer has done it again ✨ they need to give her a raise and make her in charge of the supernatural sector of the MCU.

SCORE: 8/10 ⭐️

[wobster109]

Why is Aventurine Preservation-Imaginary?

(The real answer is, it's probably just HoYo filling out the path/element roster, but we'll play along!)

We'll tackle his element first. It's not the easier of the two, but it's the one with less info to sort through. The basic element types are:

Elements: wind, fire, ice, lightning

Sorta-abstract: quantum, imaginary

Physical: physical

It's a pretty funny system, all things considering. Here's Gepard, he can summon a massive wall of ice through will alone! Here's Dr. Ratio, he can make a massive tower just by thinking it into existence! Oh and here's Luka. Ordinary human. Pretty good at boxing.

(Not including Trailblazer here - probably the stellaron helps her swing that bat extra hard or something.)

And in the middle, you have Guinaifen, Hook, and Serval, who use the element but do not create it from scratch. For example, Serval is conceivably using electricity from her electric guitar.

Most of the elements are pretty self-explanatory, but Quantum and Imaginary are a bit more abstract. What are these types? What do they mean?

Quantum: technology, information, data, uncertainty

In my mind, Silver Wolf is the classic quantum character. She uses hacking to change data. In her hands, the data is always shifting. Fu Xuan is another direction that quantum can go - she's a diviner, and her job is peering into the future and making sense of the uncertainty. And then Qingque has elements of both: she works in divination, and also there is uncertainty in each hand of Celestial Jade.

Imaginary: Logic, abstraction, math/physics/metaphycs, theology

For some reason, Imaginary feels to me like dealing with the grand existential questions. There's Dr. Ratio on one end, knowledge is the measure of all things, and then there's Luocha with religious symbolism all over him, the devils, the church, the insanity in his character story, healing you with a cross necklace. Welt with his black hole - there's some kind of physics in there!

But this seems more like a philosophy than an element in battle. So in practice, what Imaginary characters have in common most of all is summoning miscellaneous objects 😅 black holes, dragons, chalk, etc.

So on that note, Aventurine fits right in, summoning dice and coins all over the place! Watch your he-ead~ 🎶🎵

I would've expected Aven to be Quantum. All the RNG in his kit. . . all the gambling, all the uncertainty. . . it seems more alike Qingque's tile suits. He even has card suits on his shields!

Perhaps the Imaginary is more about his character. Much of his story is intensely existential - what's the good of his blessing when everyone he loves is gone; why are we born if it's just to die. Perhaps he brings not just another answer, but a new way to see the question—not Why am I here, but All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

A more direct question that he himself discusses is why he's Preservation. We know he was offered the chance to become a Masked Fool, and seek Elation - the pursuit of happiness. Yet he turned it down.

As his alter-ego says, he and Preservation have nothing in common.

Interestingly, he also gives himself the answer.

He didn't choose the Preservation. Aventurine chose the IPC.

But wait—aren't the IPC the bad guys?

It is fascinating to me when people make out the IPC to be the villain of this tale, or talk about him "escaping" the IPC as if he's being held hostage. Not only did he choose the IPC, he gambled everything, including his life, just for a sliver of a chance to join them.

They didn't kill his family, enslave him, brand him, or make him kill 34 other slaves. Certainly, the IPC has used Aventurine's talents and self-destructive behavior to their benefit, and is not particularly concerned with what becomes of him. They are big, corporate, and easy to hate. But they are also not the cause of his tragedy.

It's not the IPC, but rather the Katicans, that kill Kakavasha's family. His sister describes them as "bloodthirsty, cruel, and insatiably greedy." Personally I can’t say with confidence that the Katicans are villains without knowing their full history, but either way, the conflict is between the Avgins and the Katicans.

My feeling is that the IPC is amoral - they are not actively out to do harm, but neither will they go out of their way to avoid or prevent it. They are focused primarily on profit. Sometimes that means taking over a planet against the people's will. Sometimes that means making gambles. . . or sacrifices. Other times, it means hosting an Aetherium event.

So, why does Aventurine choose the IPC? What's interesting to me is, he isn't a slave to the IPC in any sense - not even in the lack-of-choice sense of Topaz's planet. He had a choice. He could have become a Masked Fool. So, why?

It all comes back to this:

"Go ahead, use me as you wish, even stab me in the back if you see fit. Exploitation and treachery are simply tools of the trade. But remember, I don't make deals that don't pay off... So, I hope you don't disappoint me."

The IPC is a tool to him, a means to an end. He expects that the IPC will use him, and in exchange he intends to use the IPC.

But to what end?

It's got to be something big. He could have become a refugee or an ordinary IPC employee, and instead he took the risk of lying about Tayzzynronth's remains. He let himself be arrested and brought to Jade. "I bet you won't send me to the gallows." Death was a possibility, so it had to be worth that risk.

My guess is that he wanted to save the Avgin people.

(And in this sense, Preservation is his true path after all.)

His sister tells him, "As long as you are alive, the blood of the Avgin will never run dry." Perhaps his goal was to save the remaining Avgin people, bring them away from the land of rock and sand and hardly any rain, and give them a home where they could prosper. Or to environmentally transform his home the way the IPC transformed other planets. To do that, he'll need more money and power than an IPC grunt's income. But with a Stoneheart's power, the IPC's money, and the Intelligentsia Guild's knowledge, he could make that happen.

(It feels off. It feels like too simple of an answer.)

But the Avgin people are all gone. Aventurine specifically says there aren't any left. Now that his reason is gone, what will become of him?

In a way, he does offer us an answer.

Aventurine: There will come a day when the sky will drizzle, and I will hear the call of Gaiathra Triclops and know that it is time for me to go and be reunited with my family. Aventurine: So until the time comes... I should be preparing. Kakavasha: Preparing for what? Aventurine: Preparing to face them, Kakavasha, and to make them proud.

He will go on to live a good life. What form will it take?

I don't think he can ever completely shake off the responsibility of being the last surviving Avgin. It would be quite a leap for him to settle down and have a family, so perhaps he'll have to pass it forward some other way. Either by preserving the culture (another museum management event?) or by dedicating his wealth and power to saving other peoples.

The thing about being somewhere is, you can't help but grow into it, and it grows around you. And now, he has. . . allies who are a bit closer to friends than he might think.

He has two coworkers who willingly handed over their cornerstones for his plan—cornerstones more precious than life itself. He seems to genuinely look out for Topaz (advising her against getting involved in Belobog), and she talks about him cheerfully during 2.1. And I am sure that bringing him into the IPC was a significant personal risk for Jade, especially since he'd already caused the IPC a major financial loss. For Jade and Topaz, he has—if not their trust, at least their respect in his abilities.

And he has the Intelligentsia Guild's top Mundanite fussing over his survival. Not for the Avgin bloodline, and not for profit or the success of a mission. Acheron refers to Ratio as his “friend”, and he doesn’t bother to deny it.

He has three allies/maybe-friends involved in a grand scheme with him, and isn't there something addicting about scheming together? Something as marvelous as what the Trailblazer has with the Express? So, I don't think he'll leave the IPC anytime soon. He carved out this path with his bare hands, made a life and a purpose for himself, and even made some friends along the way. Now, it's time to live it.

[alaskan-wallflower]

Headcannons for Johnny with a little sister? Maybe her name would be Jenny or Josephine or Jane👀

woof, sorry for the late response! i’ve been stewing on this for a while 😭

Im gonna go with Josephine because Josie and Johnny sound so cute together

Johnny’s only reason for not running away is Josie

He probably often takes beatings for her like if he sees his dad raise a hand to her he’ll literally shove his dad so the anger is redirected to him

He doesn’t like leaving her in her own room because he doesn’t want her to hear all the stuff that goes on (parents throwing things, hitting each other, yelling, etc

He’ll hold her to his chest and cover her other ear so all she can hear is his heartbeat (though she wonders why his heartbeat tends to speed up randomly)

Food is tight too and he hates having Josie go hungry so he sneaks her his portion of food with the insistence that he would eat later but he never really does

When they’re cuddling she’ll ask “why his tummy is grumbly” and he just sighs and lies about it being digestion

I kinda feel like Social Services came to take her away because her teachers were concerned for her

On that mute I feel like she was 7 or 8, and ended up being best friends with Two Bit’s little sister Kit

Either social services took her or the Mathew’s took her in because Johnny literally begged Two Bit

“She ain’t safe at my place, she don’t deserve to live in a house like that, she needs to live like a normal kid, it’s already over for me, the least we can do is give her a childhood” and that just about breaks Two’s heart (and is another reason Two screamed at Mrs. Cade which was deserved, fuck that woman)

He was so sad leaving her and literally just…let himself get beat that night for whatever reason. His parents hardly notice he’s around so they probably forgot about her. But he takes it as a punishment

(gapier hcs now)

I feel like her and Kit would be best friends-I kinda made Kit into a sorta OC but I feel like she was super daring and rambunctious, the kind of kid you wanna be friends with and she’ll greet you with open arms but if you mess with her she won’t let it go

So I feel like Josie was kinda the opposite, she like Johnny was practically mute (worse than him actually) and she just came over and was like “Hey, I’m Katherine Mathews! Call me Kit though or you’ll regret it” and they kinda just became friends from that day on lol

When Johnny found out he was over the moon because she had a new friend!

If we’re going with Filipino Two Bit (which I do on this blog because I think it’s neat) both Josie and Johnny have been invited over just to try their food and they both love it

Johnny gives her piggy back rides a lot

She has a little kid crush on Ponyboy lol

Her and Johnny are uber close and he even learned how to do her hair

She has suuuuuuper curly hair (I use Ralph’s Johnny but maybe his hair is a bit wavy!) and he’s learned how to style it and it makes her so happy

He’s overprotective of her too like he just always has his arm around her in public

He refuses to let his sister see him if he’s been jumped because he thinks it makes him look weak

Hes such a good big brother <3

[gotham-native]

DEMELONZOSTRAP HEADCANONS

Demeter Headcanons

Her and Bomba are sisters

Her and Munkustrap share a owner

Had a kinda high school sweetheart relationship with Macavity

Jemima is her daughter with Macavity

Plato is her 'Adopted' son

Has a soft spot for Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer and will convivence Munk and Alonzo to go easy on them when they get in trouble

Her Love language is touch and words of affirmation

Doesn't like being alone, she has PTSD from Macavity isolating her when she was with him

Doesn't like the quiet either, she needs background noise to feel safe

She is the tribes medic in training

Likes to know everything that's happing around her and somehow always knows the latest gossip

(i have so much more mainly about her time with Macavity and as a kitten but I'll make a separate post about that)

Alonzo Headcanons

His younger half siblings are Misto and Victoria and they share a father

He's a stray and tends to stay in the junkyard most of the time Munk and Demeter have been able to convince him to stay at their owners house sometimes but it's not really his thing so he's kinda the families indoor/outdoor cat

Has a sorta 'Big Brother' role to Tumble and Pounce, he found them on them alone streets when they were kits and brought them to the junkyard, Jellylorum took on the mom role for them but their still his little losers

His love language is acts of service

Is the tribes second in command

Isn't a big fan of touch but will relent for Demeter and Munk because he knows that's how they show affection

Professional hater

Him and Cassandra are Ex's but still very close friends

Munkustrap Headcanons

Him and Demeter share a owner

Middle Deuteronomy son

Man's is stressed

The tribes main protector and next leader

His love language is touch and acts of service

Had to take on a lot of responsibility young after Macavity left

He's a daddies boy and just loves his dad so so much

Shortest Deuteronomy boy but still very tall

Kinda a perfectionism and hates when things go wrong

Was a 'very mature for his age' kid and enjoyed hanging around the older cats

He loves his tribe so much and will do literally anything for them

Demelonzostrap headcanons

-Meeting

Demeter and Munkustrap grew up together in the junkyard and while they weren't that close when they were younger they did consider each other friends. Alonzo never planned on joining a tribe, but after finding two kittens in a back alley he knew he needed to find somewhere safe for them. he had heard of the tribe of cats in the junkyard and figured he could go there, at first he was planning on just dropping the two kittens off making sure they were ok and going about his life as before but he unfortunately grew attached to those two trouble makers. when he first went to the junkyard he kept to himself and just focused on Tumble and Pounce, Then he meet Munkustrap. They quickly got on and would proudly call each other best friends.

-Dating

After Demeter and Bombalurina left with Macavity when he was banished Munkustrap had to step up as the next in line to be the jellicle leader and tribe protector. He threw himself head first into this new role, Alonzo not liking how his friend was clearly struggling with this new responsivity stepped up to help him in anyway he could. At first the were clearly just friends and Alonzo even had a short lived relationship with Cassandra, But there was always something between them. They didn't know what to call it at first, they were both just kinda longing in silence. Then Alonzo kissed him. And something just clicked.

Now when Demeter and Bomba came back to the Junkyard, Bomba with a young kitten and Demeter with a Toddler and newborn kit, All the kittens clearly Macavitys there was tension in the tribe on whether to let them back in, Munkustrap and Tugger were their biggest advocates and made it clear they wouldn't take no as a answer. when Old Deuteronomy made it clear they were welcomed Tugger instantly took Bombalurina and her kitten to his owners house to keep her safe and was willing to take Demeter too but she wanted to stay in the junkyard. Alonzo and Munkustrap put themselves in charge of keeping Demeter safe. Since Alonzo lived in the Junkyard he would stay with her a night.

Demeter was thankful for them and slowly opened up to them and eventually welcomed them fully into her life. She at first considered them as friends and wasn't ready for another relationship and wasn't sure if she ever would be. But she couldn't deny that she cared about them and they were both very sweet with Plato and Jemima. There wasn't really a exact day they decided they were together just one day Demeter was like 'oh i have two husbands now' and she is very happy about that

-Kittens

they have 7 kittens (counting Jemima and Plato)

First is Plato Demeter's adopted son, Jemima, and she is Demeter and Macavitys Daughter

Then there was Demeter and Munkustraps Litter

one boy and one girl, Sillabub

Then there is Demeter and Alonzos Litter

One girl (Persephone) and two boys

Please ask me questions about them because i have SO MUCH to say

EDIT :None of the boys have names because i can't name boys

(yes i know half the pictures are different sizes i don't know how to fix that sorry <3)

[socially-awkward-skeleton]

[ reunion ] a longing kiss shared after being apart for a while -> your choice of ship <3

Thank you so much for the prompt! This one is actually a bit of a spoiler for near the end of American Beasts, but here you go, have some Kit and Jacob!

He watched as the soldiers of Eden’s Gate stumbled back to the safety of the Project’s compound. Their numbers cut down and bloodied, even less would be making it into the bunkers to see New Eden, the herd culled by the ingrates who called themselves the Resistance. The hollow men who’d seen war, now as tainted by it as he was, moved like shadows past him – but she was nowhere to be seen, his eyes trained to search out that red hair and those pale blue eyes in a crowd. His heart raced in his chest, his brow furrowed as he just kept searching the faces. He wouldn’t, couldn’t, let them see the fear that was steadily creeping up his spine. 

Where the fuck are you, Kitty?

The last stragglers of the army passed through the gates, a slow trickle of souls. His jaw clenched tight, a cold glare landing on each one of them, some part of him questioning how they survived, but somehow she didn’t. She wasn’t there. He hadn’t even received a final radio call. No warning at all. She was out there somewhere gasping her last breath, dying, alone, surrounded by the weak. He was of the mind to march out there and find her, pick up a gun and fight till the last breath in his body was spent, even if it meant he’d end up rotting in the ground beside her. It was better than the future he had without her. The future without promise, without hope – only sacrifice. 

Rounds fired into the night broke the darkness that started to swallow his thoughts, and Jacob’s gaze focused on the treeline. Raised voices screamed out slurs at their people, only to be hushed, met with utter silence as if blanketed in a fog that dampened sound, the same that creeped across the ground at his feet. Gunshots rang out once more, the trees bending and swaying, parting to make room for her. She dragged another of their people along with her, limping forward, more blood and broken bones than a man but like a good soldier she’d leave no one behind, having made a promise to Joseph as their Lion. 

Jacob motioned for followers to come forward and collect the man in her arms. Picking off the last few members of the Resistance who’d chased them that far with his rifle. She stood before him unburdened, silent and staring. He had no idea if she was injured herself. She didn’t seem to care. Frozen like a deer in the headlights, he was afraid to touch her. Was she just some ghost, another figment of his imagination? As if the moment he touched her she’d turn to sand and blow away in the wind. 

She gazed up at him, her face dotted with blood spray, strands of red hair blowing around her face and shoulders in the breeze, braid falling loose down her back. Her breath plumed out in a cloud of fog with each heavy exhale, stare unwavering as she clung to the dogtags that hung around her neck.

“Please tell me this is real. That this isn't some sorta goddamn dream,” he husked. 

“I’m here.” Her voice was hoarse, worn down from shouting out orders. 

Without wasting a single moment or another thought, he reached out in an instant reflex and cupped her face in his hands, thumbs stroking over the peaks of her cheeks as his mouth crashed down against hers. The briny scent of her sweat mixed with the smoke of fire and gunpowder, tinged with the metallic tang of blood. It was her, she was real, and he was absolutely enveloped by her. His lips devouring her, hungry and aching, starving for the future he'd thought he lost.

He brushed his fingers through her hair, knotting them up in her tresses, only to be gripped in return, her hands digging into his back, proving she was going nowhere, that she'd always come back home. The dog tags he gave her clanked between them, ringing out in the dark with each desperate meeting of his lips with hers. He hated to think that he might have ever been given the opportunity to forget how she tasted. 

His forehead pressed to hers, frozen stare taking in her angel face streaked with the remnants of violence, he couldn't believe he could be this fucking lucky to have here there, alive. “Look at me.”

Her eyes fluttered open, a gaze as cold and icy as his own meeting him, but in them he saw none of the deep seething anger that others witnessed with fear, he just saw light. He saw hope, and for a minute, he thought he could believe it, despite what the rest of the world had shown him. 

Pale eyes focused on her, hardened by a life that had never been easy. “I thought I'd lost ya.”

“I'm not that easy to kill.”

“Just you and the cockroaches.”

Her soft caress against his jaw was almost too much to bear. Something gentle despite the brutality he knew those hands were all too capable of.

“I'm always going to come back to you. Always.”

[michaelnotholden]

I've noticed you tend to post about how you are not a big fan of the heartstopper show and its casting and I was wondering if you could give some insight into why you don't like the show very much? Everyone is allowed to have their own opinions but I was just wondering? Wanting to see your pov on this. Not trying to send hate whatsoever!! 💜

Well personally I feel like the show kinda watered down the characters… Charlie specifically. In the comic Charlie is very confident and pretty popular guy- not like nick Nelson popular but he’s well liked yk? But in the show he seems to sorta get more put down by Harry and his friends.. I wish we saw Charlie sticking up for himself rather than tao do it for him.

UGH SPEAKING OF TAO. literally what happened?? In the comic he seems pretty protective over his friends but in the show BRO IS OBSESSED.. Like I get your gay friend has fallen for a "straight guy" but that’s none of your business!! Also assuming ppls sexualities but ur the token straight ally?? Right… also he blames Charlie at the end for what happened with Harry as if he wasn’t the one creating more drama. Overall I HATEE show tao. I also DIDNT appreciate the fact that elle outed nick.. like girl.

The only characters I actually enjoyed were tara, Darcy, tori and the teacher. Even I was disappointed with Nick.. like the show allowed a whole ass slur but not a "happy fucking birthday." ??? What the fuck??? Nick just seem more soft in the show and I didn’t like it.

moving on to the casting… Nick is fat, kit Connor is not.. Charlie and tori are Spanish and well, jenny and Joe are pale ASFF!! (And yes ik Spain is very diverse but this isn’t the point of this post) And ppl always hate when I bring this up but idc. YES IK THEM BEING SPANISH ISNT A BIG DEAL IN HEARTSTOPPER BUT ITS STILL PART OF THEIR CHARACTERS!!/!/!/$:$

Anyway… um. Joe locke and Charlie do NOT look alike like whatsoever. Jenny is a little bit better but why would they srsly cast a grown woman in her late 20’s to play a young 15 yr old teenage girl.. this is not the 2000’s we don’t need 30 year olds playing teens anymore thanks! Back to nick, like I said nick is fat. He’s a chubby man. Yet he’s played by a kinda skinny-buff guy.. ik kit is like making it up by working out to gain weight but now nick nelson is gonna be a buff guy. Which in the comic he is buff ik that but he’s also chubbyyy!!!!

Oh my god tao. Again WITH TAO. WHY WOULD A TALL GUY TO PLAY TINY TAOOO… bro. USGSHSJSU. AND THAT AWFUL HAIR IM SO GLAD THEY CHANGED IT.

Dracy got an okay cast, although Kizzy doesn’t have that long pointy head shape irdc lol. And same for Darcy, I think corrina was a good match for Tara

I think I’m gonna stop here bc I don’t wanna get attacked even more than I probably will, sooo!! Anyway I hope this answered ur question!!

[noeggets]

Thanks for responding to my ask so quickly!

I read through your response and I take no offense, don't worry. It's nice to see other views on the idea, even if they don't entirely agree with it.

For my Civil War AU (if you wanna call it that), there would definitely be some hesitation from Shadow, Espio, Whisper, and Lanolin if they winded up having to fight their friends to get to Eggman, but considering Shadow in IDW was aiming to outright kill him, I could probably see him manifesting the guts to do so, especially if he's executing Eggman on GUN's orders. Whisper will definitely be in pain over having to fight Tangle, the one person who brought light back to her life, but would attempt to mask her feelings and try doing so anyway, only to finally give up in the end, because as much as she hates Eggman, she also can't stand losing someone ever again, and I think she'd also be reminded of what Tangle taught her.

As for Espio? Idk, I don't entirely know his character well enough to determine if he'd be willing to go through with fighting his team (and maybe even Cream) to get to Eggman, but if he made a vow to stop him no matter what, then I guess he'd follow through.

And yeah, Lanolin being manipulated into believing Eggman's death is what's best for the planet is sorta what I'm going for here. At the end though, she'll definitely come around.

As for Surge and Kit? My idea involved those two attempting to spike a war between the heroes by motivating some of them (being the aforementioned ones above) with the idea that Sonic's pacifist ideals of freedom are wrong and that they're better off killing Eggman. It's not exactly fully fleshed out, I know, considering Surge and Whisper could not be on worse terms than they are right now, but I think eventually they'd (reluctantly) agree to a truce for their common goal. (Of course Surge is secretly using them to get Eggman out of the way before making them her next targets but they wouldn't know that yet.)

So yeah this is sorta how I imagine this whole thing going down. If you're still not fully onboard with it, I don't mind.

Like the idea is interesting to me and if i saw someone comic it out i would like be so onboard with this but it's sad :( like we wanna hunt Eggman that's funny but also pitting sonic and his friends against eachother creates interesting drama like the feeling of "HUH, im intrigued" and "NOO don't fight!" and "this is so funny" jitnsdjkgnhbh im onboard with the idea i am.

i wanna see Surge and Whisper dynamic played out so bad. Cause Surge and Whisper could probably form some sort of friendship i wont call it a friendship but a relationship dynamic that they could work so well together but they clash when it comes to personal affairs. I myself would like to make stories exploring them.

i was telling my friend about this ask and when we were talking about Shadow i came to that Espio he's a ninja and ninja's have honor and all that so like, Espio if it was honorable to end Eggman he'd do it because he was told to whether he wanted to or not, your choice doesn't matter in honor, say: if nobody told him to. Otherwise i don't think he would think it honorable to do that HOWEVER roughing Eggman up is entirely not off the table. and maybe a happy little accident (not so accident) happens oopsy, Eggman is dead WOW how did that happen? but Espio would defiantly feel guilty over that IDK just throwing ideas all over and my thoughts.

The Ninja aspect of Espio is never explored and i want it explored so badly

[oetscop]

god okay. i hate venting abt this again but i keep being reminded of shit my dads girlfriend did that was weird as fuck. and i just realized smth else she did was tied back to that whole looking at my school records thing.

she literally made me take an IQ test. at her house. with her "friend" who just Had a whole IQ test kit??? i have no idea if that guy was even qualified to do tests or what. but its sorta widely known that IQ is actually just completely fucking made up and has nothing to do with how smart someone actually is. so probably not.

but this fucking woman KNEW i was struggling with the divorce and losing the house. i was like maybe 9. but still kept pulling this shit and lowkey just calling me stupid. A KID. come the fuck on lmfao

[mermaidsirennikita]

any HR recs where the heroine thinks the hero is a fuckin loser and he has been in love with her the entire time? 👀

Lmaooooo I love this

Waking up with the Duke by Lorraine Heath--the "bro, as a bro, could you put a baby in my wife (bro)?" book and my favorite Lorraine. The hero is known to be this very smooth, gentlemanly, discreet rake, but the heroine (understandably) views him simply as the guy who got drunk and caused an accident that left his best friend (her husband) paralyzed. When the hero is asked to impregnate her, his first reaction (after "WHAT") is "dude she cannot STAND me".

The Earl Takes All by Lorraine Heath--the gorilla twins book, which hinges on the fact that not only the heroine, but everyone who knows the hero, thinks he's a loser. His obituary (he's obviously not actually dead) is like "GOD.... THAT GUY, AMIRITE?"

The Dueling Duchess by Minerva Spencer kinda has this vibe, as the heroine is a very hardcore woman and the hero is a rake who initially is like you're soooo important to me that I want to keep you as my mistress" and she's like ".... IDIOT"

Barbarbian's Mate by Ruby Dixon, my favorite Ice Planet Barbarians book I've read so far. Our heroine really wants a mate, but when it turns out to be this guy she's like "I'D RATHER DIE". I mean he is kind of a loser, but he's a very competent loser!!!!

The Duke Gets Even by Joanna Shupe. Sorta these vibes--like, she very much loves him back, but she's also like "JESUS CHRIST WE SAID WE WOULDN'T DO THIS YOU MORON".

The Perfect Crimes of Marian Hayes by Cat Sebastian. Hero literally begins by sending the heroine a blackmail letter and they snarkily correspond and he falls in love with her over said letters. (The Queer Principles of Kit Webb has another vibe like this but it's m/m.)

Unmasked by the Marquess by Cat Sebastian. The hero and the nb lead are best friends, and they do begin having sex, but he's under the impression that this is leading to Something and THEY do not have that impression, so he likes... proposes right after fucking them against a wall and they're like "oH MY FUCKING SHIT" and wheel on him listing all the reasons he's a bisexual disaster. They're not... wrong.

The Bride Goes Rogue by Joanna Shupe. Heroine made the initial move in this relationship, he turned her down, she hates him, then they begin a no strings thing... and then he proposes but in a way that is very "... WHAT ELSE IS THERE?" (The Swan Princess) and she fucking. Devastates him. I laugh every time.

The Earl I Ruined by Scarlett Peckham. Perfect for this; hero has been in love with heroine for years (she's his best friend's little sister) and she thinks he's an idiot w a stick up his ass. (He in fact... a dom.)

It Happened One Autumn by Lisa Kleypas. More like "he's been in lust with her this whole time", but her shock is still huge.

No Rest for the Wicked by Kresley Cole. This is a great example of that in paranormal. The heroine is an emotionless warrior, hero is the scholarly vampire who adores her and walks through blood for her but she is like "my god, how embarrassing".

Eleven Scandals to Start to Win A Duke's Heart by Sarah MacLean has a heroine who is.... so embarrassing.... (I love him) (But God)

[yuridovewing]

Razorverse rambling

guys I gotta change Bristlefrost's name I'm so sorry it's so ugly and I hate it

I know they likely mean bristling, like fur rising in anger, and that'd track with Flipclaw at least, but it makes me think of those uncomfortable scratchy hairbrushes that always hurt your scalp. I don't like that. It doesn't sound good to me. It sounds so off. Ivypool why are your kids' names so shitty!! Girl you have one of the cooler names in the series, I know you're better than this!

Anyways. I wanna overhaul her kits (which are ivyblossom kits here) to have floral names cause I like naming themes. I like her suffix still being -frost because there's some drama you can get out of that with Ivypool's experience with Hawkfrost.

I wanna make her like a prickly plant, maybe even a toxic one? Sorta to make her intentions in TBC interpretive- is she a spy, or is she genuinely working with Ashfur and thinks he's right?

Rose and Pine stick out to me but I don't know if Rosefrost or Pinefrost really vibe with me. Oooo Fennelfrost or Burnetfrost could be good...

I think Thymefrost could be good? It's a plant and it's specifically a bitter plant that needs to be rinsed before use. I think that could be good.

[stacispratt]

🖤 for Kit please <3

HIIII THANK U SKELLY THIS WAS SO FUN!!! wes & kit is a duo and a half and im obsessed with them. honestly in my brain this is mostly kit once she's in the cult and wes not quite there yet, but i think this applies to them in basically any situation tbh

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals (ok i don't actually know if they would be but listen. chosen wes & cult kit?? the idea of them being sorta testy @ each other... eating it up) / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other (also a possibility) / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine (if there's one thing wes really knows about kit it's that she is not fucking around or pretending she's anything other than what she is GHKDGN) / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

is wes scared of her??? yes. would wes fuck her in a heartbeat if she wanted him??? also yes.

listen i just imagine that kit kind of confuses & concerns him at first because he can't really Get her. and then when she joins the cult and he's good and well on his way to joining too he still doesn't really know what to think of her but she scares & intimidates him in the same way that jacob does. which means it also makes him kinda horny. but he doesn't know what to think about her except that he doesn't Fully trust her, even if they end up on the same side, because he kinda senses that her loyalties Truly lie with jacob. and he doesn't know what that means for him/his loved ones

but hell yeah he wants her <3