#even i need some good ol domestic cuddles and kisses sometimes

[star2fishmeg]

Inexperienced!reader blurb series returns on the 19th hopefully yayayayay! Took a break from it since there's so many, and there's a Quinn one I'm eager to do

[donutz]

Bobby Bearhug x reader fluff alphabet[3/8]

—☆You are a smiling critter in this, if u want to know which one(but don't know what animal or insect to pick) you could start out as a sheep!

Affection(How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

— The definition of affection??

— Like Dogday but somehow A LOT more affectionate

— Instead of hugs every day(she still hugs you) she gives kisses everyday!

— For some reason she can actually change the shape of her mouth, she figured it out herself!

— Just so she can give kisses!

— Shows affection in every way possible, physically, gift giving, words of affirmation, acts of service, and quality time!

— Kisses, origami hearts, “I love you soooo much!!!”, opening the door for you, and watching ‘tv’ together

Best friend(How would they be as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

— Sometimes you think she doesn’t want to just be a best friend

— But she’s very loving, makes sense, she’s Bobby Bearhug!

— She’s always interacting with you! Secretly trying to make you love her more

— It would start with her coming up to you, asking your name, trying to know your favorite things, just wanting to be with you at the moment and introduce herself

Cuddles(Do they cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

— Cuddles everyday, just like kisses, she shows so much physical affection it could get overwhelming(depending on how you think of it)

— I swear every time she lays against you it makes that one mlp squeak sound

— Her cuddles are usually you two hugging, but they can be just resting her head on your shoulder

— Either right next to you while sleeping or in a different bed that's right next to yours

— Her being in a different bed(that's far away from you) is like a .00001% chance

— If that happens she’s reallyyyyy sad at the moment

— But if you give her a small smooch she’s suddenly Dogday in another body

Domestic(Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

— Loves resting somewhere, doesn’t really enjoy doing chores unless that’s just spreading love

— But, if she’s cooking and cleaning with you she doesn’t mind!

— She knows how to cook and clean but she sometimes acts like she forgets so you can ‘tutor’ her in it

— It’s a trick to get you to spend more time with her♡

— Good with cooking and cleaning, but doesn’t enjoy it one bit!

Ending(If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

— Wouldn’t.

— Would NOT.

— She’ll never get convinced so don’t even try

— “Would you rather die or break up with me—”

— “Die.”

— “...”

Fiance(How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

— She’d probably commit to the marriage first

— Would LOVE to get married.

— Idk if she’s a kid but in the little kid way, would want to get ‘married’ as soon as possible

— She’d make it so pretty, Craftycorn would make a dress for her and you’d get whatever you want to dress as

— Of course, it’s with little ring pops

— She would get so happy she'd lift you into the air

Gentle(How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

— Pretty gentle, she can get a little excited when it comes to relationship activities

— Especially in quality time, she tries her absolute best to calm down, but she just loves you too much!

— Physically, she can get a little rough, as in holding your hand too hard, but she will IMMEDIATELY apologize. 

— Other than that she’s very gentle!

— Emotionally, more gentle than the word gentle, especially when you’re spilling your feelings out to her

— Her voice will go all soft when talking to you, your own free therapist really

Hugs(Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

— Take a good look at her full name for me and tell me if she likes hugs.

— YESSS?!?!??

— SHE LOVES THEM 10000000⁹%

— Literally like Dogday.

— Her hugs have SOOOO much love to them

— Especially if you need a good ‘ole squeeze!

I love you(How fast do they say the L-word?)

— “Iloveyousomuchmysheepy!!”

— “(I love you so much my sheepy!!)”

Jealousy(How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

— Could get jealous, it’s not really rare

— It’s not often though

— It’s just when someone is hanging out with you for too long or when someone’s getting too close to you

— She just comes up from behind you and gives you a hug while the person(or toy) is interacting with you

— You get a little spooked sometimes, but you’re used to her acting like this, even when she’s not jealous

Kisses(What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

— Like that one person who you’re like, “OMGGG I’M OBSESSED!!!” that’s what the kisses feel like

— Just using the word love is an understatement

— She adores you, has fondness and tenderness for you, a warmth in her loving heart for you

— She can get a little crazy

＼(〇_ｏ)／

— She loves kissing you anywhere on your face

— When she wants to be a gentle lady she also loves giving you a kiss on the back of your hand

— Would love getting kisses anywhere from you

— Especially on her forehead, she goes crazy

— You just might see hearts in her eyes

Little ones(How are they around children?)

— Not having kids.

— But she loves the kiddos! Not when they’re angry but when they’re so cute!

— Like when they’re sleepy, laughing, having fun, she thinks they are sooooooo adorbs!!

— Kids literally go to her when they feel a bit lonely.

Morning(How are mornings spent with them?)

— She always wakes you up with a bunch of kisses

— 99% of the time you wake up giggling like a 1 year old

— “Good morning love! How was your sleep?”

— Then you HAVE to tell her how good(or bad) you slept

— After that she tells you how good she slept! There is not a bad sleeping experience for Bobby, unless she goes to bed without you right next to her or in her presence

Night(How are nights spent with them?)

— “Gooood night~! Don’t let the bed bugs bite!”

— Then she gives you a kiss on the space in between your eyebrows

— You always go to bed with at least some bit of love from Bobby

Open(When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

— She doesn’t really like opening up

— She gets really emotional and starts crying, then she can’t even finish what she was originally saying

— She will open up but sometimes it’s spitting it all out, or just going step by step

— You two try working on her not crying so much

— It’s okay to cry! But there are times when you don’t need to cry, don’t waste your tears!

— Try thinking about the good outcomes instead of the negative ones ^_^

Patience(How easily angered are they?)

— Can get a little angry if you deny her touch for more than 3 days

— She’ll say, “Why haven’t you wanted to receive my affection… :(” It’s not like she’ll yell at you, never!

— She just wants to know why

— Do you not love her anymore? :(

Quizzes(How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

— Doesn’t remember EVERYTHING about you, but still remembers some stuff!!

— Easily forgets stuff, but remembers the important things

— “... Wait.. What’s your favorite color again?”

— Then you say your favorite color, “Oh yeah! Thanks! I keep on forgetting…”

— “It’s alright Bobby..”

Remember(What is their favorite moment in the relationship?)

— When you accepted her love for you

Security(How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

— Can be protective, especially when it’s a fight or something

— Will be very protective when it comes to others loving you, romantically

— She can get a little spooky＼(º □ º l|l)/

— She’d try to scare the person or toy away

— If she was a yandere she’d 100% threaten them

Try(How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

— Puts all effort into it, especially dates

— You'll be eating while she lovingly stares at you, she knows you're so beautiful

— She also figured out that she can strengthen her scent, so she did that and for the rest of the date it smelt like roses

— Would give you the best gift ever on each other's anniversary

— Honestly wouldn't mind you not getting her anything, she'd be a little sad, but it's okay.

— “It's our anniversary and.. I wanted to give you something..” She was standing all shy while moving one of her legs, being pretty nervous

— When you said you loved it(you better) she squealed happily and gave you the biggest hug

— Loves giving and receiving gifts, but prefers receiving

— Would only put in a bunch of effort if you did the tasks with her

Ugly(What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

— I guess, depending on your thoughts, it could be when it comes to her doing chores and tasks that don't include just spreading love

— Again depending on you, it could be annoying when she's trying to be with you every second

— It's your opinion!! But also when she can get really obsessed with you

Vanity(How concerned are they with their looks?)

— I know she isn't insecure, but sometimes she can get self conscious from how she acts around you

— Then she starts to overthink.

Whole(Would they feel incomplete without you?)

— YES.

Xtra(A random headcanon for them.)

— She can get confused on why there isn't at least one person other than her treating you like a god

Yuck(What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)

— Maybe if you are just plain negative

— That's all really

Zzz(What is a sleep habit of theirs?) 

— Sleeping somewhere that's near you

— She has very small and silent snores but they're there

— You actually find it quite adorable!

[multifandomfix]

Red Reznikov Fluff Alphabet

A = Aroma (What do they smell like?)

Aside from the smells of the kitchen, Red smells like orange peels with a hint of sugar.

B = Babe (What would they use as pet names? Do they use them a lot?)

She has a ton of pet names for you. Mostly in Russian, and there’s a fair amount of them that she simply will not tell you the meaning of.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

She’s not about to cuddle with you right off the bat. That’s something that’s earned with her. She does enjoy a cuddle every now and then though.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? What would they think about living together?)

Red is all about family, so settling down isn’t even a question. She’s not in for something casual.

E = Emotion (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Red is pretty reserved in her affections, at least out in the open. Though she does show her love in less direct ways, like picking up something you need, or cooking you something extra special.

F = Flirt (How do they flirt? Are they smooth or awkward?)

If she feels like putting in the effort, Red can definitely flirt. She doesn’t often, mainly lets you pursue her, but when she does, it’s guaranteed to leave you feeling very flustered.

G = Gifts (Are they a gift giver? What kind of gifts do they give?)

Red is very much a gift giver. She likes to give you small gifts just as reminders that she loves you and has been thinking about you.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

She can certainly get behind the idea of a good hug. If you’ve been apart for any length of time, expect a big ol’ bear hug upon return.

I = I Love You (How fast do they say the L-word?)

She shows it more than says it, so you might have to wait a while for the actual words to pass her lips, but it’s well worth it when you finally do hear it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

She only gets jealous if she thinks someone is an actual threat to you or to her. If they’re playing nice with you and she thinks they have ulterior motives, she’ll be stepping in and warning them off before you know it.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you?)

Red loves to kiss your head, your cheek and even sometimes the palm of your hand.

L = Little ones (How are they around children? Would they want some of their own?)

She raised three boys, so needless to say, she can definitely handle children. She wouldn’t want any more however. That chapter of her life is behind her.

M = Meet (How did they meet you?)

At lunch during your first day. Unlike Piper, you complimented the food, after having nil to nothing for the day or two prior.

N = Nurture (Are they good at taking care of you if you’re hurt/sick?)

The best. Red will have a thousand and one Russian home remedies to get you feeling better faster, some are far more palatable than others.

O = Out (What’s a typical date night with them like?)

A home cooked meal, usually made by Red, though sometimes she lets you help, followed by some quality time in whatever form that may come in.

P = Propose (When do you/they propose? How does the proposal go?)

Red wouldn’t want to make a big to do out of it. She’d prefer that if you were to propose, you’d just pull her aside and ask.

Q = Quirk (What small habit/feature/quirk do they have that you find especially endearing?)

The way she runs her fingers through her hair when she’s trying to look extra intimidating never fails to make you smile, but you wouldn’t want her to catch you doing it.

R = Routine (What does a typical day together look like? Routines, schedules, habits?)

She’s always up really early to get the morning meal started, and despite always wanting to help, she prefers you to get your sleep. It’s in the evenings that you really get to spend some time together. It’s her favorite part of the day, reading her book with your head on her lap is the best way for her to wind down.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you?)

She’s very protective. God help anyone who crosses you. Lucky for you, few people dare mess with Red, so you can rest assured you’re pretty safe.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, etc?)

She puts in more effort than she’d ever admit to. She wants her special plans to look like they were spontaneous, but she’s organized every detail way in advance so everything will go off without a hitch.

U = Unique (What’s something they’d only do for you?)

She’d only let herself be truly vulnerable with you. She shows some vulnerability with Nicky, but even then there’s a bit of a wall up. But for you, it comes down.

V = Vulnerable (How long does it take them to feel comfortable being vulnerable around you?)

As mentioned above, it’s something she only allows herself around you. That being said, it does take a good, long while for her to even reach that point.

W = Wardrobe (What would they wear to impress you?)

That’s not something she ever really thinks about. You’re so damn besotted with her, she doesn’t think it would much matter.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Red’s main love language is food. But, she also loves physical touch, as long as it’s kept behind closed doors. You can get all lovey dovey with her and she’ll positively melt for it.

Y = You (What are some things they would like in a partner?)

She’d want someone who can be strong, yet still let her take the lead with most things. They’d have to have a good heart and go absolutely crazy for her cooking.

Z = Zzz (What are their sleep habits?)

Red can be a fitful sleeper at times. Sometimes you have to gently wake her from a nightmare, and when she’s able to settle back down, she’s usually a more peaceful sleeper afterwards.

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[yoichichi]

HQ boys with a sick s/o HC

warning(s): none :)

a/n: my poor ❣️ anon is sick and these were inspired by our last convo, I hope you’re feeling better Angel 😭 please enjoy some hq dummies and how theyd treat a sick s/o :) <3

characters: Tsukishima, Hinata, Sugawara, Daichi, Noya, Aran, Kita, Bokuto, Kenma, Ushijima, & Aone

Tsukishima

He would act bothered at the fact you’re sick, cause of course you’re gonna ask your boyfriend for things - like any notes you might’ve missed that day. But judging how he just does your homework for you you’re pretty sure he’s not actually mad.

He’d also be bugging you about taking your medicine cause he needs you to get better fast so he isn’t “stuck bullying only Hinata”, he misses picking on you too and he says it’s funner in person

He’s kind of worried about getting sick himself so he wouldn’t see you in person much but you definitely notice how frequent he’s starting to call you, he even FaceTimed you while he was at the grocery store cause you weren’t there with him to pick out your snacks. (He knows your favs at this point, he just missed your company)

The moment you’re better and he has a chance to see you he’s a bit more physically affectionate than normal - not that either of you are complaining - he missed you very much :(

Daichi

His hearts in the right place - like he’s brought some cough drops and water and such and has this whole plan for you to get better but the moment you sneeze a little too hard he’s so :((((( and just wants to hold you and coddle you.

So he does exactly that.

It can be a bit overbearing at first cause he’s VERY adamant on you not doing thing, like he’s debating on whether or not you should even be allowed to walk to the bathroom and if he should be carrying you there instead.

Rather than catch you up on anything you missed (he’ll bother suga about it later) he’d prefers snuggling in and napping the day away with you and just hopes you’ll magically get better.

Hinata

The overly worried type who’s also somehow simultaneously oblivious.

He’s CONSTANTLY checking in like are you better yet? Can you stand? Have you been throwing up all day? Is your temp still too high?? Please call me if you need anything :((((

But then he comes over with his volleyball and is all raring to go on some walk with you cause he found this awesome little trail that has some cute clearing he thinks you’d love but he seems to have forgotten you’re kind of currently bedridden.

You tell him and almost feel bad cause you can see the disappointment on his face and the way his body kind of deflates, but then all of a sudden he’s cheering back up cause he realizes that means he gets to lay with you basically all day and love up on you (regardless of your protests telling him he’d get sick too - which he definitely does)

Sugawara

I hope you wanted some tough love :(

Don’t get me wrong, he’s all about taking care of his baby but don’t think you’re gonna be milking any extra pity out of him 😭

He’s bringing you all the right medicine and extra love and any snacks you need, but he’s also bringing any schoolwork you might be missing and he’s reminding you of those deadlines.

He makes up for it with the extra study guides he made you so you can understand the material easier, and the cute little drawings he puts in the margins to better explain the material

He feels awful for his sick baby but isn’t gonna let you fall behind <3

Noya

Really believes in the whole laughter is the best medicine type shit. He’d also be looking up all different kinds of ways to make you better if he felt like you weren’t having a speedy recovery AHSJSJAJS

“I don’t know babe I’m jus sayin, this here says that if you drink raw egg whites and vinegar it’s a good immune system boost and will cure your flu in, like, 15 minutes. It might be worth a shot!”

Baby boy just misses going on dates with you 😭

Also tends to go overboard sometimes with the movies - last time you were sick he brought a whole cardboard box full of random dvds he had lying around as well as a couple of home videos of him as a child ‘cause:

“I’m hilarious babe look at these!”

Aran

Literally one of the best boyfriends you could ask for in this situation are you joking? He never hovers too much but is always just a phone call away if you need some help or are just feeling too lonely :( KING of making soups are you joking (firm believer that warm foods are the best thing when you’re ill) he definitely texts you random things throughout the day like

“how’s my baby doing?”

Or

“u feeling ok enough for me to stop by later ?❤️”

Expect LOTS of forehead kisses too

Also tends to hold the back of his hands to your face a lot so he can check your temp throughout the day, a true caregiver :,(

Kita

Ok him and Aran are tied cause this man 😪

The moment he finds out you’re sick he’s gotta know what kind of bug you caught cause he will be bringing you medicine the moment he can and he needs to be sure he’s getting the right kind. Also the type to buy you some silly little card that his grandmother INSISTED on signing (she’s very worried about you) and who is he to say no to that.

He also would hate to admit this to you but he thinks you’re so cute when you’re sick 😭 it doesn’t matter if you’re hacking up yesterday’s lunch he’s like 🥺🤲🏼 my poor little baby

He also just really likes taking care of you, definitely fits into his love language and it just feels very domestic for him to be by your side and aiding you in any way you can, and this mf is the biggest fan of the domestic things in your relationship <3

Bokuto

Honestly a little excited cause he gets to spend some uninterrupted alone time with you

Like don’t get me wrong he’s sad your sick but he can’t help but think to himself omg I get to spend the whole day with my baby! Just me and them!

Really helpful though, like you almost forget you’re sick. He’s making you food if you can’t do it yourself and he’s making sure you’re taking your medicine at the right times all while just chilling and talking with you in between! You guys watch some awful movies and laugh at them and it almost feels like a good ol date night in with your boyfriend if your body wasn’t so fatigued and sore from being sick. But don’t worry, cause Bokuto is there and ready to rub those sore muscles at any given moment.

Kenma

He just kind of shows up? Unannounced?

He has a weeks worth of stuff packed as well as a game console and a sack full of games LMAO and he just sets them down and gives you a kiss on the forehead and just ,, starts,, unpacking. You have to ask him what he’s doing cause he’s just not saying anything.

“You’re sick, so I’m staying over to take care of you until you feel better, duh. Now which side of the bed do you prefer?”

This man is casually waiting on your every need like your thirsty? Lay tf down he’s getting it for you. Hungry? Funny, he already ordered in. You’re his mf princess and you’re sick so you will not be moving a muscle.

Ushijima

MASSAGES. Massages. And cuddles :(((

Big man Ushi comes over when he has the chance with some painkillers and his big warm arms. Most of the time he’s over you guys are just napping cause he wants to hold you! Cause you look so helpless and sick and of course you guys are laying down so you guys just kind of pass out.

Also a big check in texter to see if you’re feeling up for him to be over later that day.

If you are too worried about getting him sick he’ll stay home but he’ll be kind of grumpy about it. You’d get a random FaceTime from him just for him to move his phone away from his body enough to emphasize how empty his bed is 🙄

You cave and let him come over, and when he does he just huffs and crawls into bed with you like ☹️ c’mere

Aone

Omg the biggest worrier of all of them :((((

The one most likely to say he’s sick too so he can free any responsibilities of the day just so he can come take care of you in person. Something about the idea of you being home alone and sick with no one there to make sure you’re ok hurts his heart so bad.

He also would forget to let you know he’s coming over though, so when he comes into your apartment with his copy of the key and finds you under a heap of covers with a tissue box on your nightstand he’s quickly getting under the covers with you and pulling you into his chest.

You wake up an hour or two later to feel big warm arms embracing you and you know your sweet boyfriend came over just to check on you. And judging by his heavy breaths signaling he was asleep you knew he had to have been here for a while <3

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ugh it’s been too long since I’ve written for hq! I hope you guys enjoyed and I always love to hear your thoughts :) <3

requests are open

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taglist: @plutowrites @sweet-darling91 (if you’d like to be added to hq, aot, mha, or a combination of those lemme know!)

[angelicspaceprince]

SFW Alphabet Heisenberg Headcanons

I posted these on my AO3 but I thought I’d move my headcanons onto Tumblr too - all fanfics are staying on AO3 at this stage.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Heisenberg is a man of action, not of words. He’d be more inclined to show affection through gift giving or physical touch once you’ve reached that level of familiarity around him. In public, definitely a lot more possessive behaviour that’s merged in with physical affection, like his arm around your shoulders or waist, hand holding, making sure you’re within arms reach.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

There would be so much swearing. You’d have to be forced to be around him for a long time before he warmed up to you, and would have to prove that you were trying to be friends with the intent of being his friend, not for Miranda’s or your gain. I personally HC that he and Donna get along well enough that they spend time with one another sometimes, so even being an acquaintance of Donna’s and meeting that way would help speed things up a bit. He’d pop in on you during really bad moments ‘just to say hi’ but then you wouldn’t hear from him for months because he’s too focused on his metal army to realise how much time has passed.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He will never admit it, but he does love a cuddle. If you manage to convince him to have a cuddle session with you, he will always, always insist on being the mattress or the big spoon, and will play with your hair and trace random words and numbers against your back. When he’s had enough or needs to do something he will make a snide remark about you having had your fun and he needs to get up to do actual adult shit now, but you always find he’s a lot calmer after having a good cuddle. During rough days are the days that he will approach you directly and state plainly that he wants you to be the big spoon or the mattress, loving the feeling of your hands in his hair or playing with his various necklaces or tracing weird patterns that don’t make sense against his skin. He loves a good cuddle, but again. He will deny it until his last breath.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Heisenberg can cook one (1) meal and he burns it every single time. He claims it ‘adds flavour’, but in reality he was so focused on something that he forgot that he had something on the stove until he smelt smoke. He’s also not a clean man, not organised - shit just goes on the floor and when he needs it, he eventually finds it or a replacement.

I don’t think Heisenberg would want to settle down intentionally. He’s so focused on leaving the village that it consumes every waking and sleeping thought. But, that being said, if someone was to arrive and start acting domestic around him once he’d lowered his walls enough, he’d quickly fall into some sense of routine that looks very, very domestic from the outside. He’s very much the sort of man who doesn’t ask you out, you just end up dating somehow.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Cut and run. He doesn’t had time for emotions (before leaving the village) and he’s not good with words so he’d rather just up and leave and save himself the hassle. Probably wouldn’t even leave a note or send a text, you’d just have to figure it out for yourself that he was alive and had left you and not dead in a ditch.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Definitely not whilst living in the village. Again, he’d not really ask someone to be in a relationship more than he’d just fall into one. But, once he’s realised that you’re dating (and after he’s left the village, whichever comes last), he may start thinking about something more long term. I feel like it would take years for him to realise that he wants to marry you, and then years again before he asks. You’ve got to be in it for the long-haul and after escaping the village, there is a lot of healing that would need to take place. So. Don’t expect marriage any time soon.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Surprisingly, very? He’s a hard ass at first, but the longer you know him and the more he drops his guard, the more you realise he’s a big ole softy underneath his hard shell. He wears a lot of his more intense emotions on his sleeves, but the more intimate ones are harder to come by and usually it takes a unique gaze to realise that he’s been gentle to you for a while, it’s just in a very Heisenberg way.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Same with cuddling, he’ll never admit that he likes them but he does. You have to initiate most hugs, with his preference being you pressed up against his back as he sits by his desk or table with your head resting either on top or next to his own. He’s always warm, and a weird but comforting blend of strong muscle with soft fat makes his hugs some of the best you’ve ever experienced. Sometimes he needs them for a little pick me up and sometimes you need them for the same reason. If you ask him to hug you first, with your head pressed against his chest or shoulder, he will grumble and tease you a little, but never, ever deny you.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Oh, forever. I’m convinced that Heisenberg shows his love rather than says it - you learn his little love declarations as time goes on (him fussing over you or saying some form of praise where an ‘I love you’ would be appropriate, him making or doing something for you. Stuff like that). I don’t think Heisenberg would say I love you very often, it’d only be during highly emotional or important moments that the word would just slip out.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Ahaha. Ahaha. Ahahahahaha. Yeah no he gets jealous a lot. It does not take much. Angie demanding too much of your time? Jealous. Alcina inviting you to dinner with her and her girls. Jealous. That random kid from the village asking you for help and giving you a flower as thanks? Jealous. He tends to get more closed off to you and short, and if it’s Alcina who’s the one who makes him feel this way or, heaven forbid, someone showing interest in you romantically, there will be violence. Otherwise, just a lot of pouting and occasional rants about how they know not to bother you and he’s only looking out for you and is definitely not jealous that your attention can’t be on him 100% of the time.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Rough, scratchy. Usually heated but every now and again you’ll have a soft make out session or give each other a simple peck as you walk by. He loves kissing your shoulders and neck just to see you shiver, and forehead kisses are his preferred way to show affection in this manner. He isn’t that fussed where he’s kissed, just as long as he gets to feel your lips against him in some way.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Depends on the age - useless with babies. Absolutely useless. But once kids start talking and he’s able to answer questions or teach them words and phrases that will have their parents seeing red? He’s incredible, mostly because he’s having the time of his life teaching them anything and everything, including different swears to share with their parents the moment they get home.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Pre escape: Each start to the day usually revolves around trying to find out where he’s passed out this time, or if he’s slept at all. Usually you’d bring him something to eat and drink to keep him going and ask what he worked on overnight before you go to get ready for your day.

Post escape: Most mornings, he’d wake up before you and you’d be woken by him playing with your hair or tracing his fingertips against your skin. You’ve taught him how to use the coffee machine, so sometimes he’ll have a coffee there waiting for you. It takes a lot of work for you to pull away from him in the mornings, mostly because he refuses to let you go, but regardless, its a stark contrast to the way he was before escaping Miranda.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Pre escape: You try and stay up with him as long as possible, not wanting him to not have the company. Eventually, you pass out next to him, something he finds hysterical and heartwarming at the same time - he’ll never admit it but he never thought he’d meet anyone that would trust him enough to fall asleep next to him. He usually lets you rest there for a little bit, finding comfort in your soft snoring and occasional shifting, before he picks you up and carries you to bed, making sure you’re tucked in nice and warm before going back to his work. The softness can wait for after you’ve both survived his escape plan, and not a second before.

Post escape: I see two things happening frequently: The first is you falling asleep on the couch with your legs in his lap as you struggle to stay awake as he watches a show on the telly. You don’t want to leave but you struggle to stay awake. When the show is finished, he picks you up and, much like back at the village, carries you to bed but only this time he crawls in after you, curling you up against his side or slotting your back against his front, falling asleep seconds after he has you in a comfortable position for the both of you.

OR

You end up going to bed a little bit early to do something, maybe read a book or scroll on your phone, who knows. Heisenberg eventually joins you, crawling into your lap until his head is resting against your chest. He falls asleep on top of you as you play with his hair, his arms wrapped tightly around your middle as you continue helping to bring him down after a stressful day.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

So, so slowly. I’m talking at least a year of him being completely closed off because he even lowers his guard a little. He’s been hurt before, he’s been used before. And as far as he knows, you could be someone Miranda sent to him to keep tabs on him, or you could be toying with him for your own amusement. You really would have to show that you are there for him before he started opening up to you, and even then it wouldn’t be in waves, it would be in drips and trickles.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

This man has anger issues, he gets angry at the drop of a hat.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He won’t remember stories, or names, or dates - time just blends into one, endless mess for him. But he will remember facts. You tell him your favourite colour or favourite snack? In his mind forever. You make an offhand remark about wanting something? Next time he’s at the Duke’s, he’ll see if he has any in stock.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

When you escaped the village by far, the pair of you in the back of the Duke’s cart as he gets the pair of you away after seeing your home blow up thanks to Ethan. It was the first time that the both of you weren’t on edge or scared that you were seconds away from death, and after the adrenaline of the escape had gone through your system, you were tucked up against his chest, fast asleep as Heisenberg chewed on his cigar, his arm wrapped tightly around you. It was a new beginning for the pair of you, and Heisenberg was excited to see exactly what the world had to offer to the both of you.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Incredibly, especially around Alcina and Mother Miranda. The other lords, not so much. He’s close enough to Donna to know that she wasn’t interested in stealing you, she only wanted to be her friend. Moreau was too scared of Heisenberg to try and pull any shit, the Duke was just a friend and he knew it would never go beyond that but everyone else? Is an immediate threat. There would be a lot of tugging you into his lap, keeping you tucked by his side, using his metal to hold you close. There would be a lot of threats and shouting as well as insult throwing if anyone so much as looked at you funny or made a small comment about taking you away, especially at Alcina. He’d try and keep you away from the village and from the family meetings as much as possible, and his hand would never leave your thigh or your waist if you were forced to attend. He’d make it clear that you were off limits to everyone and anyone.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Not much? Maybe after escaping the village he’ll put a little more effort into certain anniversaries but dates are simple affairs, anniversaries don’t mean much to him. He’d rather show his love to you everyday through small tasks to make your life more comfortable than put all his effort into certain dates. Gifts, however, is where he puts most of his energy - he definitely makes most of his gifts for you. Be it something small that he thought you might like during the day to larger gifts that take time, he will make sure every part of it is perfect for you. You don’t get a gift every day, but you do get a gift most weeks.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Smoking in bed is one. He also has a tendency to focus too heavily on his escape plans that sometimes it can feel like you are being neglected. His bathing habits also are rather lacking too. He 100% wakes you up in the middle of the night to rant about something that is bothering him or explain excitedly to you something that he’s discovered or created.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Not very - he is, according to him, a naturally handsome sonofabitch, why would he need to worry about his style or be attached to a mirror forever fixing his hair?

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

It’s not so much a feeling of incompleteness because Heisenberg always feels empty and broken, but he definitely notices when you’re not nearby. It’s not like a piece of him is missing, but more like a recognition that something in his space is gone and he misses it and needs it back for him to feel more settled.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He’s autistic. He got his accent from listening to/watching shows on the television in the 50s. Lady D helped raise him and it wasn’t until they had a falling out that they started to hate one another. He didn’t hate Mother Miranda until he was in his 20’s where it became apparent that they were only there because Miranda found some use for them after stumbling into her laboratory and finding her notes on all four of them. He’s also addicted to netflix and loves binge watching whatever he can, especially anything to do with creating/crafting/science. Can speak 3 languages fluently.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He doesn’t like to be fussed over, at least in a way that is blatantly clear that that’s what you’re doing. He is independent to a fault, and refuses to take care of himself - but if you try to do anything to help him without his asking first and it feels like an attempt to mother him? He hates it, with a passion. The longer you know him, the more you’re able to get away with when he knows it's coming from a place of concern, but he can only handle so much because he breaks and his temper flares.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Before escaping the village: He doesn’t sleep much and where he does sleep is wherever he passes out. The man lives off of caffeine, spite and cigars, and the amount of times you’ve found him passed out at one of his many desks is astounding. Best thing to do is cover him up and let him rest because at least he’s sleeping.

After escaping the village: He still doesn’t sleep much, only this time it's due to nightmares of being back in the village under Miranda’s control, or you getting hurt in his attempt to flee. He won’t sleep unless you’re asleep beside him and if that isn’t happening, he either doesn’t sleep at all or works himself to exhaustion so he passes out wherever he may be - just like in the village. He is, however, an octopus when he’s asleep. No matter what position the pair of you fall asleep in, you always end up in some weird tangle of limbs simply because he cannot be close enough to you.

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SFW Alphabet - Sonny Carisi

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Sonny loves holding you anyway he can. He’s a big physical affection type of guy! Sitting casually in his lap on the couch, Sonny towering behind you with his arms hugging your shoulders from behind. He doesn’t like smooching or being too cuddly in public, but he just can’t stay away from you !

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

It doesn’t matter how long he’s known you, Dominick is a loyal friend. If he goes against you in anyway, he has a pretty damn good reason or it’s for your own good. If you’re in a bad mood, Sonny would come over and cook for you and you two would goof around until he had to go back home or until he passed out on your couch.

You are both night-time law students and you get to arguing over some study case you were both given for an assignment- and you out smart him. He starts laughing in disbelief and offers to buy you a coffee. Then you two are hanging out at the bar after classes, throwing darts and throwing back drinks. 

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

As previously stated, Carisi is a big ol’ snuggler. He’s also a personal heater when it comes to sleeping at night and it can be a blessing on those chilly New York nights.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Sonny + Cooking = ♥

Sonny + Cleaning= :/ (He’s a bit of a germaphobe, but he doesn’t know how to pick up after him self more than he should.)

You’ve talked about it before, and while you both agree bringing children into the world when their Dad would have to see and hear the things he does at work on a daily basis would be horrible, having a kid or two wouldn’t be horrible. Plus, Dominick is so great with children, especially babies. From his own nieces to Rollins’ two girls; He can quiet a screaming child in seconds and it mesmerizes you each time.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Face to Face. If you were committed enough to be in the relationship for however long, you should have the guts to end whatever it is to the other persons’ face.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Sonny would feel horrible anxiety about proposing to you. He definitely wants to be with you until you’re both worm food, but he’s been on the job long enough to see what happens to marriages when someone works this kind of job. But you’re in it for the long haul, and he just has to accept that.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

The human embodiment of a golden retriever is the perfect way to describe Sonny. Loyal, sweet, patient. But if you betray their trust it’s suuuuper hard to get it back.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

When Carisi hugs you, it’s like being bundled up tight for winter, but not suffocating. His chest is firm and comfortable and no matter the hug type, he always draws circles on your lower back, just to make you smile.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

You were actually the first to say it. It was an over-excited slip, but you still meant it 100%. And unbeknownst to know, Carisi wanted to say it week two of knowing you.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He’s not a jealous of possessive man. The most jealous he’s behaved is whenever he’s in a clingy mood and you’re at work or hanging out with Rollins and Olivia without him. But he’s still very protective of you and watches your back.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Carisi loves to kiss the top of your head or the back of your neck. Nothing weird, just a quick peck. The back-of-your-neck kisses would sometimes release a giggle from you and it would end up with him pinning you down and tickling you ‘til you cried.~

But you love to kiss his cheeks and hands. It’s hard to describe, but wanting to kiss him on the cheek as the same mental effect as a crow wanting to bring a bright, shiny thing back to the nest for it’s mate.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Again, Carisi is an amazing person with children. He’ll make an amazing father one day.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He’s a morning bird. Always up before you with coffee or sometimes food if he had time. But he always made sure- unless it was urgent business- he would wake you up with a sweet his on the cheek or gently rocking you until you came too.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Unless it’s a day off, you rarely get to see him. (ADA or Detective) But on the nights where he gets home early, you both talk about your days and how they went. Dinner, snuggling on the couch, and sometimes you’ll even show him some of your personal projects you’ve been working on. 

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Along side being the prefect cook and great  with kids, he’s a chatter box. He doesn’t just blurt out things weird like, “I used to spank it to Opera 24/7.” On the first day or anything. Just threw things into casual conversation or when you asked. But if anyone said something about a good home cooked meal, he wouldn’t shut up about the 5 different foods his mama used to make for hi.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He works for a sex crimes division. You have to do something pretty horrible to beat that. You’ve had your fair share of fights though. Between his Italian blood and whatever you were arguing about, he could be stuck on an argument for longer than you would be.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Maybe golden retriever wasn’t an accurate description of what he was. More so like.... a wiener-dog-chihuahua mix. Dorky, but brain still smart and ticking. R  Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Yet somehow, he can’t find his damn phone charger.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Sonny knows you can take care of yourself, but being a part of the NYPD, he'a naturally protective. If you need help getting away from a guy Carisi is on you in seconds, flashing his gun and badge.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Carisi spoils you. He's usually the one to cook when you two have time for dinner and there's never not homemade sweets in the house.

But on your anniversaries, Carisi would make you breakfast in bed and the two of you would make sure to take off from work for the day. Lounging and enjoying one another's company until Carisi would send you to the grocery to get dinner supplies and he can have time to decorate the apartment.

Your favorite scented candles, light pink rose petals, soft music. All the beautiful cliche shit that's just so cheesy and sweet enough to make your heart melt.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Your schedules tend to not overlap. So when he gets home or gets ready for work, he will sometimes leave his dirty laundry around the house and his filthy dishes in his sink.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

His hair, yes. Otherwise, Sonny couldn't give two shits what he looked like. And you coupdn't either.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

"Before you I felt like used tea bag. Already fulfilled my purpose with nothing else left. Then you came around and gave me new purpose. Instead of tea, you made me into a bath bomb. Or a soap scrub."

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Not being able to see him in person for a few days at time or before 11:30pm should be something his partner should be able to deal with. And being able to appreciate his friends and family like he does.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Carisi REFUSES to admit, but the backs of his knees are super ticklish. Sometimes when you're cuddling, you "accidentally" brush your feet up against the back of his knee and he practically falls off of the couch spasming. It's the cutest thing.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Carisi would definitely be a sleep talker. He'd also be the person that if you tried to get up without him, he would hold onto you tighter in his sleep. You think he may be awake sometimes when he does that, but Sonny neither denies or admits that to being true.

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love when my brain attaches to dumb weird shit no one else cares about like a weird crossover ship that only makes sense to my brain and the weird little stories that go on in it because i wanna ramble under the cut is my thots on all this 

Don’t trust Steven with any human stuff mans never went to school even Ben is better at stuff like budgeting then Steven is and Ben lived on the road with two other teenagers for a good chunk of his older teen years 

All thee of them pool together in the decision making department because all three of them have those good ol’ leader instincts. Dexter is use to working alone while both Ben and Steven are use to leading teams. At first they probably butted heads a LOT and still kinda do but now days they are pretty equal in that kinda stuff. 

Ben tries to plan dates, really he does. But he’d rather just get a smoothie with them or watch a horror movie at home. It’s Steven who plans the more romantic stuff. HOWEVER, Dexter will surprise them both when it comes to things like anniversaries cause he’ll plan something weirdly and uncharacteristically romantic for them that will probably make Steven start crying and Ben makes fun of them both despite being really really happy. 

Cooking and cleaning goes to Steven. He mother hens both Dexter and Ben. Dexter has issues with stepping away from work long enough to keep himself from keeling over and Ben still acts like a 13yo some times when it comes to cleaning up and choosing McDonald’s for every meal. Steven is super happy to do it though! He was raised by the gems and Pearl was always huge on cleaning and keeping things tidy and he is use to cooking for himself as well from a young age. He actually finds joy in both of these activities because they’re very domestic and calming for him. 

I have lots of different aus and ideas going on through my head so who confesses first is very much up for debate. Ultimately, Steven is the most emotional of the three and is most likely to say something in the moment about his feelings. Where as Ben has been in many relationships over the years and is super use to asking people out that he likes. Dexter I think could be the one to initiate the relationship but only with the right circumstances. 

Ben is kinda hardheaded. Steven is highly emotional. When they have fights Steven is normally the first to try and get them to all calm down and make up. He’s very pacifistic and hates arguments especially among loved ones. Dexter is a bit on the middle ground. He can get very frustrated very easily but also he’s more likely to cool down faster than Ben is. However, you KNOW you fucked up if Steven is the one that has to leave and calm down from the argument. There are definitely times where and argument got to a place where Steven was the one to leave in a fit of anger to go blow off steam. Normally during those fights, Dexter and Ben are so surprised (and kinda worried) that they often completely forget what the argument was even about. 

Steven is literally the BEST caregiver when someone is sick. He gets a lot of his motherly tendencies from Pearl. Dexter is pretty prone to stress fevers and working himself sick if Ben and Steven aren’t there to keep him from doing so. 

Ben and Steven are so goddamn talkative there are days when Dexter straight up kicks them out of the lab. Ben’s probably the most talkative of them all but Steven isn’t that far off. Dexter is pretty quiet unless you get him going on something. Man can infodump for hours about some science shit Ben and Steven have never even heard of. Of course they still try their best to follow along even if they are so fucking confused. 

Steven is the most observant when something is going on with the others. Especially in an emotional sense. He’s borderline an empath (actually I think his powers do technically make him and empath but besides the point). Dexter is pretty observant if something is different or someone is acting strangely if he can get his nose out of his work long enough to see it. But unlike Steven who will question it immediately, Dexter will give it a day or so before mentioning it. Ben is so goddamn oblivious sometimes. It’s okay he’s trying. 

Proposing honestly probably isn’t on any of their minds much. All three are young adults, two of which are traumatized heroes and the other one is a workaholic. Not only is their age a factor but their situations are too. If marriage ever was gonna be a thing with them it would be a good few years into the future I think. And, despite being the most emotional and romantic one of the bunch, Steven is actually the LEAST likely to pull out the ring. After his proposal failure with Connie he just is really scared to even mention the idea of marriage to anyone. He realizes that the idea of relationships he was raised around isn’t how humans work. Yes he can fuse with humans but no human wants to stay fused. Even Garnet learned that you can’t sacrifice your individuality to a relationship. This is a struggle for Steven because he’s always struggled with who his is and his identity and though things are better now he always will struggle. Even then he’s also very scared of taking things too fast. He knows he’s overly emotional and a huge romantic and he knows he jumps into stuff way too fast sometimes. Dexter might think about proposing sometimes but will probably just talk himself out of it a lot. He’s married to his work right? Well, in all truth he can’t deny that the idea is nice. But they’re all busy and also there’s three of them so how would that even work? Yeah he just talks himself out of it. However, Ben is the one who actually goes through with it (when the time is right). He really doesn’t care about things like “how it’ll work” and whatever. He’s pretty impulsive and leans in on his instincts. When he realizes that this is what he wants and is pretty sure Steven and Dexter would want it to, fuck yeah he’ll go for it. 

It’s down right annoying how much these three would sacrifice for each other. Or anyone really. Steven the most, he often values other lives and happiness above his own. He’s a helper and a healer but often forgets about himself in the process. Ben is use to self sacrifice. He’s a hero, like Steven. He is prepared to put his life on the line for them. Dexter is interesting because despite being the protag of his show I wouldn’t really call him the hero type and I don’t really think he’d strap himself with the title either. However if put into the position he will take up the mantle (we see so in Fusionfall). Honestly, Dexter is more surprised than anyone at how much he’d risk to keep the people he cares about safe. He does it on pure instinct without even thinking first. 

Ben is such a fucking blanket hog he gets his own. It’s green. Ben and Steven have to almost drag Dexter to go to bed and get some fuuucking sleep for god sakes. Steven isn’t a blanket hog only because he’s the cuddler. He gets all the warmth he needs from the others. Dexter wont admit it but Ben will, the fact that Steven is the best big spoon at night because he’s the biggest of the three. He’s wonderfully fat and it’s fantastic. Big arms big belly how do you not love to cuddle that!!!! However despite being a great big spoon Steven very much likes being the little spoon a lot. He likes to be held just as much as he likes holding others. Steven also is very prone to wanting to be held when he’s having a bad mental day. Ben would much rather be the big spoon in most his relationships but fuck man Steven’s hugs are so nice okay one exception. 

Steven is the most ticklish and Ben holds this against him. Ben is the least ticklish but once you get him going he gives this hilarious shreek. Dexter is ticklish but only if you know where to poke. However he’s also the one who will probably hit you on accident just as a reaction. 

Ben is the best kisser he’s had the most experience. Romantically, Steven’s only ever kissed Connie before then but he’s the best at like slower softer more romantic kisses that’ll make your heart ache. Dexter has no fucking idea what he’s doing but he’s a fast learner so there’s no complaining. 

God please they’re 18yos they are all so fucking irresponsible on some level. They’re so prone to doing dumb shit. Of course Ben more so out of all of them.

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Neji Headcanons Collection

Requested from my wattpad account

For everyone who has requested, I’m slowly getting through them, but I’ve been busy and exhausted lately so it’s taking longer than I wanted it to, I’m sorry!

What He Looks For In An S/O~

• Neji is a pretty stoic, introverted guy, so he’d need someone who was more on the introverted side as well. However, he would love an S/O who could bring him out of his shell a little

• He definitely seems like someone who would prefer to date a fellow shinobi so he didn’t have to worry about them and since they most likely aren’t apart of the Hyuga clan, them being a ninja would help his clan be a little more approving

• He needs a PATIENT S/O

• Neji is new to relationships and someone who understands that and wouldn’t rush him would be ideal

• Although Naruto changed Neji for the best, he can still be a little insensitive sometimes, so a partner who has a thick skin is important

• Neji hates small talk with a passion, so he would look for someone who could hold intellectual conversations or who didn’t mind silence

• As an introvert, Neji is something of a homebody, but make no mistake; this boy is always training so you’d best be ready for rigorous training being a regular past time

• COMMUNICATION is key in a relationship with him

• As smart as Neji is, he does not have the aptitude or patience to deal with mixed signals, so just talk to him, please

Relationship With Neji Stuff~

• Neji isn’t clingy by any means, but you’re his girlfriend and he expects to see you often, and will easily become concerned or upset if his partner starts to seem distant

• Trust is the most important thing to him, if he’s dating you he clearly trusts you A LOT, and it will upset him if he notices you don’t trust him as much

• Your relationship will most likely be lowkey, in public at least, but that’s not because he’s ashamed, he’s just an incredibly private person

• Although Neji will enjoy sparring with you, he will also be up to other ideas for dates

• He loves taking walks with you, whether it’s after dark, before average people are awake, or in the middle of the day

• He’s the kind of person to have a certain amount of time set aside for you, whether you spend it out and about, or inside, he won’t interrupt that time unless it’s unavoidable

• He’s very good at picking up your moods and such things, but he doesn’t always know what to do about them, so he’ll help you in ways he knows how tea and training

• He has a great memory. Whether it’s certain dates, the timing of your week, or little things he’s noticed about you; you can trust he won’t easily forget it

• PDA embarrasses him, but he will allow hand-holding and the occasional cheek kiss

• He takes so much pride in his hair, he won’t allow you to touch it until way later in your relationship, but once he does… he’d rather die than admit, so sometimes he’ll wordless put his head in your lap and scowl until you take the hint

• Neji doesn’t just date around, he’s looking for something serious, so if he realizes that you’re not what he’s looking for in a wife he will immediately (and respectfully) end it

How To Lose/Annoy Him~

• Generally, Neji is a very forgiving person since he’s needed to be forgiven many times, but there are some things he won’t tolerate; cheating, slander, and genuine disrespect

• An S/O being rude to someone for no reason would turn him off

• He really can’t stand gossipers and busybodies so if you want to lose him, go off I guess

• Laziness is a major thing for him. He can understand being tired of at your limit, but he really can’t handle his S/O just lazing around for a long time

• Immaturity is a big no-no. Neji comes from a clan who only recognizes maturity and formalities so he would be uncomfortable with an overly childish S/O

• Selfishness or being chronically inconsiderate can and will make him angry

• He won’t even entertain someone with bad hygiene like he really doesn’t understand how someone could be okay with not being clean?

• Incessant complaining and whining will grate on his nerves like anything else

• Not respecting his boundaries, even if you don’t understand them, will have him running for the hills before you could even say ‘Byakugan’

Soft Neji Things~

• Neji isn’t one for constant affection, but once he realizes how much he enjoys the lotus position (you sit in his lap, facing him, legs around his waist) it’ll be a regular occurrence. Whether he’s reading or just savoring your presence you’d better get used to it

• He loves to read and sometimes if you ask beg he’ll read to you and he has the smoothest most ASMR voice ever??

• He actually enjoys shopping with you because he loves helping you choose (and he likes to spoil you)

• I strongly believe that Neji plays an instrument (piano, flute or violin) and sometimes he’ll play for you

• If he’s had a really bad nightmare or his family is stressing him out, don’t be surprised if he climbs in your bed at a random hour of the night

• Locked doors or windows have never stopped this boy, so you’d best expect him to just walk in like he owns the place

• Considerate to the max, he’s always thinking about you and doing small things for you

• You actually bring out a new side to him, he’s more playful and free around you

Random Neji Facts~

• Neji made it into a game without your knowledge to see how many times he can scare you by just waltzing into your house

• He’s incredibly competitive, so the second you mention being the best at something, even in jest, prepare to have to prove it in competition

• His love language is in between quality time and acts of service

• He doesn’t really expect gifts or anything, so if you really want to see him light up, get him a little ‘I’m thinking about you’ gift

• Neji likes to journal, he likes to write down little things about his day, or ideas or even quotes that he heard and liked

• He really enjoys domestic activities because he didn’t really think he’d be able to find anyone to do that with

• He loves receiving and writing letters, it’s intimate and it’s special and he’ll keep everyone you send him

• Neji has a love/hate relationship with his hair; he’s very proud of it, but he hates all the extra work that goes into taking care of it

• He always carries extra scrunchies/rubberbands on missions in case his hair gets loose

• He gets sunburns so easily, he’ll always have sunscreen during the hottest months

Little Things~

Favorite:

• Place to kiss- Your wrist pulse point; it’s intimate and it feels so natural for him, especially when he’s holding your hand

• Way to hug- He loves to place a hand on the back of your head and one on your back; he loves the feeling of being so close to you

• Things to do with you- He loves doing small things with you; reading, drinking tea, or cuddling

• Cuddle position- When he’s not busy, he loves to lay back on the couch with you on top

• Type of date- Lowkey ones, maybe a stroll through the park, or going to a nice little cafe/restaurant

This or That-

• He enjoys spring the most, he loves seeing all the new life after a long winter

• He’s a hardcore morning person, he lives to be productive and the day won’t wait for him to ‘get in the mood’

• He’s a good cook, but as I’ve mentioned, his love language is acts of service so you cooking for him means a lot to him every time

• Loves to read, either on his own or with you and his favorite genres are classics and nonfiction

Conflict Happenings~

• He has a very sharp tongue, but he really hates arguing with you and will try to avoid that for as long as possible

• However, if something needs to be addressed, he will not hesitate

• Would prefer to have a calm, rational, debate, so if either of you loses your cool, don’t be surprised if he just up and leaves

• However, if you say something that crosses the line… God/Pein/Jashin/Kami have mercy on you, this boy will go off

• After the fight is over, he’ll need space to calm down, but once he is, apologies and makeups are quick and sincere

• He refuses to fight over small insignificant things, he finds it beneath him

• He will listen, though, because if something is bothering you, that’s valid to him

• Don’t push him or test his limits, it’ll make him uneasy and feel like he can’t trust you, which can lead to your relationship self destructing

• After fights, whether big or small, he needs some good ol’ fashioned cuddles (you both do honestly)

• He’s a firm believer in not going to bed angry, so even if you’re still upset, he’ll do everything in his power to get rid of his own irritation

• It’s hard to hurt his feelings, but if you do he’s cut deeply, so watch what you say

Modern Neji~

• OMG this boy is one of those people that are always smartly dressed and no one can change my mind

• He’s not a teacher’s pet, per se, but he’s very polite and is always doing his best

• He’s one of those gym obsessed people, but very lowkey about it

• I could definitely see him into fencing and/or martial arts

• He’s the kind of person to only hang out with his closest friends because he feels most comfortable with them

• Most people would know he was from the esteemed Hyuga family, but no one would really process it because he’s not overly flashy and doesn’t really mention it

• He’s still pretty antisocial but after Naruto pretty much shoved his way into his life he started to open up

• Has so many fangirls and is always being asked on dates but is so confused, like why do these strangers always follow him? And who are these gifts from??

• I can really see a turf war between Neji’s fangirls and Sasuke’s fangirls over who’s better

• He most likely majors in business and finance to inherit the Hyuga company or at least have a fundamental role in it

• I think he’d like a roommate, especially if he lives off-campus

• I could see him living with someone like him so he’s not constantly overwhelmed by someone with Naruto’s personality

• Neji is always the model student and I could see him tutoring a few people (begrudgingly, of course)

• He’s always doing his best, but it might not seem like it? Neji is very good at retaining information, so the only time you’ll catch him really studying is if he knows he has trouble in that area

• His living space is meticulously clean and probably kinda bare

• He doesn’t really feel the need to decorate because it’s temporary, but if his roommate wants to he won’t care

• Neji is not a partier, but if his friends drag him to one he might stay for a while

• He’s such a lightweight and he might find himself drunk quicker than he thought possible

• Doesn’t have much of a hangover besides waking up disoriented and dizzy

• I love Neji honestly

Masterlist

[writingawaymylife]

SFW Alphabet Higgs

Affection (how affectionate are they, how do they show affection) 

Higgs isn't one for words - it takes him forever to start voicing how he feels. But he absolutely will show through touches, sometimes without even really thinking about it. An arm finding its way around your waist, pressing kisses up your shoulder and neck (even at the most inconvenient of times), hands on your hips to move you out of the way even though he knows he can just say something. He loves touching you. In any way he can. And this will definitely include mischievous or flirtatious touching - this is Higgs after all! He will 100% grab a handful of whatever he can in passing - especially your ass. 

Best friend (what would they be like as a best friend, how would the friendship begin)

Depends on what you were up to in life. If you were a porter, I always imagined you to have gone and taught some Homo Demens camps a lesson spanning over a few months.  Higgs goes to teach you yourself a lesson, but ends up enjoying your personality, you amused him, and you weren’t scared of him - just sassed him back. So he proceeds to just stick to you - no matter what. 

He wouldn't be the greatest friend at the beginning. He isn’t the greatest with boundaries, and respect isn’t really something he knows a lot about. You would have to be really patient with him - he wouldn’t push too hard, I’d imagine, but he wouldn’t really think before he did or said certain things. He wasn’t taught a lot about what a healthy relationship was - wasn’t taught what boundaries were. So it would be rough. Teaching him how to care about you, think about what you wanted just as much as what he wanted, taking your boundaries/limit into account, it would take some time. 

But don’t let that fool you. Once he gets used to what it means to actually be friends? He is loyal. Loyal almost to a fault. Will have you back through thick and thin. The greatest at challenging you to push yourself, and the best at cheering you up - in his own annoying way. Absolutely the kind to hype you up - also support any dumbass impulses because… well, have you met him? He is the ANTI-mom friend. The kind that says “fuck it” to packing the lunch and first aid and “hell yeah” to using the carrier pads down a snowy blizzard mountain. 

Cuddles (do they like to cuddle, how would they cuddle)

Not really at the beginning. Too much of this kind of physical affection gets him overwhelmed. If there are arms and legs entangled around him he will begin feeling trapped, suffocated. However, as the relationship progresses, he will definitely start enjoying a cuddle here and there. If you are in bed before him, you'll end up waking up to him with his arms wrapped around you and his face laying in your stomach. He also enjoys when you sit on his lap, and he can wrap his arms around you and bury his head into your shoulder or neck. It's his favourite position. He feels the safest- feels anchored like that. It still gives him control over the moment, which is important for him. If it gets too much he can easily direct you off of him, no struggle or long moment of untangling - just slide you off. 

Domestic (do they want to settle down, how good are they at cooking and cleaning)

Eventually, he would get into the life. He ends up staying with you, hiding from the UCA, and it forces him to settle down whether he likes it or not, at least for a while. But he does prefer moving around. Staying in one place for too long will drive him crazy. 

This boy needs to be trained like an old dog who's lived on the fuckin streets. The fucker will keep his muddy boots on, will throw his clothes everywhere, won't clean his dishes… he’s a rat. And it will take him a while to get into regular cleaning - probably would have to set up a roommate like schedule, or else he’d just forget and let things… grow. 

Also, he burnt a pre-made pizza? Like. To chars. So cooking is rough. Eventually, he learns, but he sticks to the basics. Pasta, stir-fry; anything that doesn’t take too much fancy heating or techniques. Throw it in a pan, heat it up, done. Bone Apple Teeth. When this boy ends up making the best stir-fry you’ll ever have in your entire life, you better know he’s proud of himself. Literally gets him so pumped. He tries to keep himself calm and collected, but with how enthusiastic he gets for the next week about helping with cooking, it’s easy to see that he was excited. 

Ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it)

He’s the kind of person to repeat it in his head over and over again. Desensitize himself to it completely and then sit you down and just say, very bluntly; "this can’t go on anymore" 

He doesn't expect it to hurt so much. He tries to give an explanation, but eventually, the tears start and he has to leave because fuck he thought seeing you like that wouldn't hurt him so much. He almost hates himself afterward, knowing that you cared about him so much and he hurt you so much. He doesn't see you for a few months after, whether you try to contact him or not. He can't stand hearing your voice or seeing your face.

Fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment, how quick are they to want to get married)

He's totally up for commitment! With the right person. Like, he's so used to using people, liking the idea of them or a certain thing about them, only to get bored and leave without a second thought. But with you? You got under his skin, into his chest, and made yourself your own spot to pitch camp - and you never left. He tries not to think about you two ending (even if his coping mechanisms force him to out of habit and the need to prepare for pain), because he honestly wants to be with you for as long as he can. To enjoy being with you as long as he can.

But he doesn't want to get married. He tries to be so logical about the relationship that he decides marriage would be redundant if you two end up breaking up eventually. And with how the world is anyways, he doesn’t really see a point. 

Gentle (how gentle are they both physically and emotionally)

He's not… gentle. Especially not for the first while of the relationship. He's blunt, he can say things that are really hurtful without even thinking about it. He does not make soft, romantic gestures - especially not with his words. If he calls you something in a sugary tone, it’s usually to taunt you. To piss you off. Sweetheart, Darlin’, Sugar, those end up just rolling off his tongue without him even thinking about it, but they don’t come from a place of softness - he just finds it uncomfortable to call you by your name all the time. Feels too professional. 

Physically, he isn't rough, he would never want to hurt you like that, the idea of causing any physical pain to you really, really, makes him sick to his stomach. However, just like with his words, he isn’t soft, and fluffy. When he wraps his arms around you, presses your back into his chest, it’s firm and assertive. When he bites your shoulder or neck, he's more keen to just let the burn stay a moment before kissing it away. 

He’s so used to having control, and whether consciously or subconsciously, it feeds into how he expresses his feelings to you. It might drop a few notches over time, I wouldn’t be surprised, but he isn’t one for romance and being an OTP. He likes realism. And that just isn’t his real. 

Hugs (do they like hugs, how often do they do it, what are their hugs like)

Not often. Often not the traditional ones, at least. More from behind, those are his favourite. Able to bury his head into your neck and wrap his arms around you, press your back against his chest. He loves those. Loves them. Those ones, though, again, not often, are the most common. 

Also, this man can fucking hug. He has the perfect balance between firm and protective and soft, and though he denies it when you say he was meant to be a hugger, he does take some pride in it. Because literally anything that’s a compliment will boost his ego - though I guess that’s what happens when you go literal years without them.

He only gives "proper" hugs when either of you really need it, and they can last forever. Just standing there as he closes his eyes and lets you anchor him. Taking in you, and just letting everything leave for a moment. Yeah. Not often with him, but that’s what makes them even better.

I Love You (how fast do they say it)

It takes him a long, long time. He does love you. He knows that. But the words stick in his throat and refuse to come out for a long time. There’s a part of him that’s so fucking scared about what saying those worlds will really do. How it will change everything, and how if anything happens he could never take those three words back - not once they come out. 

What happens if the relationship ends? What happens if something splits you two up? What if you decide you don’t want him anymore? Those words aren’t just words, he swears they are a promise. It makes him almost sick thinking of them that way, but he knows it’s true. 

He takes those three words so seriously - more seriously than he takes a lot of things. 

When he does get the courage to say them? He’s a hurricane. Probably panicking and pacing as he waits for you to come back from a trip. Most definitely has had some liquid courage (good ole vodka - please keep him away from this stuff), and when you come in, tired and confused because he looks so distressed, he just blurts those three words out. Face dead serious and sucking in a shaking breath and his eyes never leave yours. You’re shocked and speechless, and he feels like that means a completely different thing. Not just that you walked in at ten at night to your boyfriend having a meltdown, and blurting out words you’ve been hoping to hear for nearly two fucking years. And when he starts panicking you are quick to swoop in, cupping his face and keeping his eyes to yours as you say them back. 

Fuck. The relief in his eyes. The way they shut, and he lets out this laugh because he absolutely made this bigger than he needed to, and he isn’t even surprised, because he knows himself enough to know that’s what he would obviously do. His arms wrap around you and he presses his forward against yours and… It’s a sweet moment. 

Though he is tipsy and his head is a bit fuzzy, he still remembers the moment perfectly the next morning - with a mixture of embarrassment and amusement. 

Jealous (how jealous do they get, what do they do when they are jealous)

The man tries to act suave and confident and like he knows he's the greatest person to grace anyone's life, but he really does hate himself and has zero self worth. 

When you admit to loving him he just can't understand why you would do that to yourself. And so when he starts seeing someone getting close to you, and he reads into it just enough to think there is chemistry, he shuts down for a bit. Sits there brooding and glaring at the person with so much hatred he’s amazed they haven’t dropped like a fly yet. Because that’s what they are to him. A fucking fly. Eventually, he snaps when they get too confident and he goes and wraps his arms around you. Kissing up your neck and kissing your lips in a way that is not meant for the public. 

He might have zero self worth, but you are his, and he has fought far too hard to get comfortable with his emotions, only to let someone think they have a chance with you. He will glare them down, most definitely say some "vaguely" threatening words as he holds you close. And when you finally get somewhere private? Yeah, that's going to be a fun time.

Kisses (what are their kisses like, where do they like to kiss, where do they like to be kissed)

Firm and passionate - sensual. He isn't much for kissing all the time, at least not on the lips. However, don’t assume this means the man can’t or that he isn’t good. No. No this man can fucking kiss. He knows just what to do, when to add teeth and tongue, when to push a little further, go a little longer… this man can fucking kiss. Even the simplest of kisses are heated in nature. 

He can't verbally express his emotions so it comes out in his physical expressions, and he feels a lot of emotions. A lot. And they are very intense. And he doesn’t really know how to deal with them. So when he gets the bubbling in his chest, when he needs to do something to show how he feels, it matches the fire that burns in his chest - times 1000. 

He loves kissing your lips, collarbones, anywhere he can, but your shoulder and neck are his favourite. Bites and marks, if you let him, up the column of your throat? Yes please. Everyday. 

He loves when you kiss just under his jaw, and along his neck. Drives him crazy, makes his throat dry up and his breathing stop for a moment. 

I swear this is meant to be SFW - but it’s Higgs. He’s a bit of a slut. We all know it. We all love it. 

Little Ones (how are they around kids)

No. 

He doesn't understand them. 

What's the difference between a four year old and an eight year old? You're telling him a ten year old shouldn't be left to their own devices for a few days? You're telling him a ten year old shouldn't drive the truck or reverse trek? 

You’re telling him- no. He’s done. Fuck this. Give the child to someone else - if it starts crying he’s going to start crying as well. 

Mornings (how are mornings spent with them)

Depends. Sometimes it's slow. He can barely get out of bed. He needs a coffee on the bedside table and if he doesn’t smell coffee he is staying in bed. You couldn't move him if you tried. Literally like trying to move a giant tree - deadweight. With added, creative insults. Just… coffee and bacon. You have those and you can maybe get on his good-side. 

Other times he gets up and he's going. Coffee made, music playing, getting ready as he prepares for a day of shipments with you. He’s dressed as soon as he’s out of bed, or he’s dragging you to the shower and helping you get ready. 

It's a good dynamic. You two help balance off of each other, keeping the other from sleeping in too late. Keeping each other productive. 

Nights (how are nights spent with them)

Depends. He's an introvert at heart. So some nights he just wants to relax by himself. Sitting in the bed or couch, reading a book, fucking around in his tablet, maybe playing the guitar, maybe messing around with some charcoal. Not really talking and not really doing anything - just being by himself. He needs these moments. They are really important to him. Especially after a busy day, or being around people all day. If he doesn’t have this time to be by himself and just think, he becomes shut in. Overwhelmed, and it can come out in rather rude and cruel ways. 

When he does hang out with you, he's either playing video games with you, or helping you cook, or just plain talking with you. He loves long night showers - especially after a cargo busy day, where you can just listen to music and be in the warmth of each other and the shower. 

And if you both aren't too worn out, he most definitely it going to want to do some extra activities.

Open (when would they start revealing things about themselves, do they say everything at once or do they wait a while and reveal everything slowly)

It takes a while. He’s so closed off. Sealed shut. He hates vulnerability. 

Sometime, probably after a while of knowing you, he starts opening up. Small things here and there - mentions of his past, of what’s going on in his mind. It takes him a while before he starts actually sharing - not just making comments. It takes a lot, and often times leaves him worn out. Exhausted for a few days - though he does keep himself active and interactive, you can see he’s unpacking it all in his mind. What he said. How he said it. 

There’s a part of him that eventually will want to open up, but he doesn’t quite know if he’s ready for that. If he’ll ever be ready for that. 

Patience (how easily angered are they)

Zero. Patience. 

Well, he is learning. But, as said above, he was never taught how to deal with his emotions. Even when he got out from under his “daddies” thumb, he still had a lot of those “tools” in his toolbox. Anger, yelling, intimidation tactics - as he grows older, as he moves away from that part of his past, and moves towards this future, he starts getting better at controlling, and all together not feeling, those temptations to fall back into those habits. 

He learns, eventually, to just take a step back. Breathing or even just going for a walk - sort out what is going through his mind, get it all organized before he adds his emotions to it all, before dealing with the situation. But that takes a while. He slips up. Says a lot of things before he realizes he needs to step away.

He’ll always be quick to anger. Easy to get a rise out of. Even if he is good at hiding it from everyone other than you, he is still an angry person. But he tries. And eventually he gets better. 

Quizzes (how much do they remember about you, do they remember every little detail you mentioned in passing, or do they kind of forget) 

He would remember small, random, very specific things. Like, the one meal you had, that one time, in that one place, that was your absolute favourite. And if it's something big and important, he will file it away - write it down on his hand or on a piece of paper or something. It’s more likely he’ll remember your favourite music, or colour, or drink (of any kind) before anything else. Just... don't expect him to remember when your birthday is... or especially when you guys started dating - he will not even care to remember that to be honest, at least not unless it’s something you truly find important. 

Remember (what is their favourite moment in your relationship)

Giving each other tats. After the ones on his forehead finally faded (was the worst tattoo infection he had from those specific ones - you weren’t that happy to find out he had done them multiple times, the exact same way. They left scars too - distinct ones), he had gotten this huge urge to get back into giving himself tats. He had quite a few, multiple small and one larger one, but it was getting about time he gave himself another one. Eventually, he was able to order some proper ink and a tattoo machine, and somehow convinced you to let him give you a couple. He’s surprisingly really good - really talented. Gave you some amazing tattoos - and you did the same! 

It was one of his favourite nights. Loud music, some drinking, talking, tattoos - he still thinks back on that night. On the regular, actually. Still thinks back to the little triangle he had tattooed on the inside of your finger and his. 

Security (how protective are they, how would they protect you, how would they like to be protected)

He’d need to know that he was in a relationship with someone that could hold their own. The Death Stranding World isn’t peaceful - not without its risks. There is danger around every corner - and then to be in a relationship with him? He couldn’t really date someone who couldn’t protect themselves, because he wouldn’t see how they could live outside of UCA walls, and it would be too risky to have them live out of those said walls. 

So, with all that being said, whether you know enough fighting you handle yourself like Sam Porter, or you could actually kill someone with your bare hands, he would be protective but not overly so. You gotta be able to handle yourself, and if you can? He’s more likely to laugh and tell the person “good luck.” before he jumps in front of you. 

Gives you room to breathe, to do your own thing. If you have your mind made up, he'll be blunt about whether or not he thinks it's a good decision or not, but he won't outwardly try to stop you. Just give you his opinion and hope you trust it. He might be nervous, but he isn’t going to outwardly try and stop you from doing something - not unless he knows 100% that you’re at risk.

Let’s say, however, you get into any mortal danger. Or you get stuck in a corner and you can’t get yourself out. This man will kill for you. And it’s the flick of a switch. As soon as he sees a situation where he thinks you’re in too deep, and he feels the odds are stacked against you, those poor people. He won’t bat an eye. Won’t flinch. If it’s them or you, he’s choosing you, no matter what. 

For himself, he definitely doesn’t like the idea that he needs to be protected. But, also, we’ve seen how this man fights… it’s… not great. He can handle himself, preferably with a gun, but not often in hand to hand. If you have enough training, I’d recommend you teach him. And be stubborn about it. Because his pride is going to make it hard for him to agree to even the thought of needing training. 

He has to admit, though. When you end up seeing him in danger? And you snap? And get protective? And kickass on his account? Yeah. He for sure finds that hot. 

Try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks)

Isn’t one for dates or anniversaries. Gifts are cool, but he doesn’t go searching for them - not unless he knows of a certain thing that you really want, and maybe it’s your birthday soon, and maybe he wants to actually get you something. He’s more into (eventually) helping with tasks around the house. Cooking, cleaning, helping out once he gets into the routine. Helping you with cargo shipments, on trips he knows will be hard to do alone. That is more something you’ll find from him. 

Ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs)

A fucking cup goblin. This man can not, for the life of him, bring his glasses to the sink. On the coffee table. On the kitchen island. In the bedroom. In the fucking bathroom? You wonder where that mug has been past month - at least it is empty. At least he has moved past where he would let things grow.

He’s also quick to shut himself down. If he feels too vulnerable, his walls go back up - and he falls into his old habits. Cruel, overly sarcastic and arrogant, brushing you off, pushing boundaries, etc. It’s hard for him to not fall into that, especially when he feels in danger - physically and especially emotionally.

Vanity (how concerned are they with their looks)

He’s rather inconsistent. He’s always has a bad view on his physical image - so sometimes he’ll get obsessed with looking good. Clean hair, shaved/trimmed face, neat clothing - trying to look as good as he can - if not just to make himself feel better. Other times he will just go fuck it, and go greasy. Let his facial hair get scruffy, use his fingers as a brush because whatever. Wear the same sweats for over a week. 

The boy is consistent as fuck. Chaotic. So, honestly, it can go either way - in the blink of an eye. 

Whole (would they feel incomplete without you)

No. He loves you. You’ve helped him through so much. But he is his own self. He doesn’t like to think of himself as anything half - not in that sense anyways. 

Xtra (random headcanon)

This boy can sing. And sometimes… every now and then, he’ll sing for you. Either something he’s written or a song he’s found, playing on the guitar as he sings. He’s talented. Even if he tries to act like he isn’t, like he can’t sing or can’t play that well, you know he is. 

He’s incredibly talented with charcoal too! Loves making odd, creepy pictures - and finds it to be the best tool for the job. He can also sketch - which has definitely helped him when he began learning how to do his own tats.  

Yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, whether in a partner or in general)

Again, he needs to know that his S/O can take care of themselves - that he doesn’t have to be paranoid about their wellbeing. He’s a bit of a dick, so you’ll have to be either a bit of a dick as well, or just have the thick skin to deal with his shit and bounce it back. Also softness - over expressions of love and being overly affectionate - not really his thing. He’s more into compliments veiled as insults, on both sides, then just plain, pure, romantic shit. No thanks. 

ZZZ (what are their sleeping habits like)

Sorry? Sleeping habits? Higgs freestyles everything. Either thirty hours or two. Couch, floor, bed - fuck, he doesn’t care. When he wants sleep, he wants sleep now. No patience for anything. If he isn’t ready to drop, or just doesn’t feel the need to sleep, he’ll continue. Even if it’s been three days. He doesn’t care. 

Be ready to drag him to bed - and drag him into somewhat of a schedule. Because he isn’t going to do so himself. 

[guysupremacy]

Sfw alphabet:Sakyo Furuichi edition

Note: requests are open. Also, you can find the masterlist here

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

• Sakyo isn't the most affectionate man in the mankai company,or in the world in general, but after a few months he becomes a little more affectionate Month by Month.

• Sakyo mostly shows his affection by either having his arm around your waist,and by teasing you.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

• Sakyo is definitely that over protective friend, but you're important to him so he must do it.

• Your guys' friendship started at the beginning of childhood. It all started when Sakyo was staring at the old troupe members practicing.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

• As I've said before, Sakyo isn't the most affectionate so he rather not cuddle unless you beg him to.

• Sakyo isn't the best cuddler, he's as stiff as a stick.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

• Sakyo wouldn't date you if he didn't think you'd want to settle down with him,so when he dates you, he expects you to want to settle down too.

• Sakyo is pretty good at both. Hell, he even took care of you when the both of you were young.

• Even if Sakyo is pretty good at cooking,he only knows about 10 recipes and he'll need you to help most of the time

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

• Sakyo would ask you to meet him in private

• If he caught you cheating, he'd probably be emotionless and cold about your feelings.

• If him being a yakuza puts you in grave danger,Sakyo will be gentle and understanding. if you're crying,you bet that he'd shed some tears too.

• If he thinks you deserved better, he'd also be gentle, but he'll be hard on himself

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

• Sakyo is hands down all about commitment

• But even if Sakyo is pretty commited, he'd want to take it pretty slow before he decides he wants to marry you.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

• Even if Sakyo pretends he's all rough and dangerous, he's gentle

• Sakyo knows when to not cross the line while teasing you

• You're literally his pride and joy so he wouldn't even dare hurt you.

• You're like his salvation from all of his emotional issues

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

• Sakyo complains about you hugging him but he secretly loves them

• Sakyo only hugs you once in a blue moon but when he does, it so gentle

• He puts his hand behind your head while you guys sway a little bit while he whispers sweet nothings

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?).

• Sakyo rarely says it but when he says it, it catches you by surprise.

• You could literally say the stupidest irrelevant thing and sakyo would sometimes say it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

• Sakyo gets jealous very easily but who can blame him? This man has been yearning for you since childhood and he feels threaten by any man that makes you either laugh or smile.

• Sakyo becomes cold and aloof, but you have to give him the big "I love you and only you"speech at least 13 times a month

• To add to the last one,Sakyo gives the perpetrator the good ol' death glare as he wraps his arm around your waist.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

• Sakyo's kisses were a bit sloppy due to inexperience but he learns pretty quickly.

• Sakyo loves to give you those fast and hot kisses but he also loves giving you those slow and sensual kisses

• He loves being kissed everywhere,even on his moles. But Sakyo would never admit that

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

• Sakyo is surprisingly good with little kids, but that's because he had the experience to take care of you as a child.

• Even if Sakyo is good with little kids,he's still rough around the edges and insensitive to the kids' feelings.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

• Sakyo loves waking up next to you, and having you two drink coffee in silence.

• He loves it even more if you read the newspaper with him.

• If you were to wake up before him, (which your chances are very slim) you'd get out of the bedroom as fast and quietly as possible so you can make breakfast for him

• If he wakes up earlier than you, he'd stare at you for a few minutes and smile before walking out of the bedroom to make breakfast for the both of you.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

• Nights with Sakyo or calm, or hectic

• It's either you guys are too tired to even say good night, or one of you guys had a stressful day and are trying to release their stress (if you know what I mean)

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

• Instead of revealing things about him,Sakyo reveals things from your guys' childhood

• Sakyo prefers to reveal things slowly because he finds it adorable when you get all flustered when he teases you about something that you did long ago.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

• Sakyo is a man of little to no patience. And it's quite easy to anger him.

• But even if you annoy him, he goes way on you with the lectures.

• Will, most of the time

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

• Sakyo would 100% remember everything about you.

• Hell, he even remember when you told him you'll marry him when you were pretty young.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

• Sakyo loves every moment of your relationship but if he could only pick two memories,he'd pick the memory of when you guys first met and when the both of you met again after years of not seeing each other.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

• Sakyo is very very very protective of you. Especially since he's a yakuza.

• You're protective 24/7 either it be Ichiro, Sakoda,or himself protecting you, he'll never let you be unprotected.

• Sakyo rather not be protected. As long as you're safe that's all that matters.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

• Sakyo would give it his all for special occasions

• But just because he'll give it his all doesn't mean he'll go over the budget.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

• He'd be way to overprotective of you. He lost you once and he doesn't want to lose you ever again.

• If Sakyo says no, it stays as a no. It doesn't matter if you protest or anything, but once sakyo sets his mind on something, he won't back down.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

• Sakyo isn't concerned about looks, but if someone points out his moles, he'll threaten them or rip them a new one.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

• Sakyo would 100% feel incomplete without you.

• You're his sunshine, his ride or die

• If he loses you, he'll go back to his dark self.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

You and Sakyo love to share granola bars with eachother. You get one, Sakyo gets the other one. It's been like that since childhood.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

• He doesn't like showing affection in public. He thinks that those type of intimate moments should be in private

• He doesn't want his partner to be a slob. He literally hates seeing a small bread cumb on the floor.

• He doesn't like you being near other members of the yakuza,it's nothing against them, but he doesn't want anyone trying to steal his girl

• He sure as hell does NOT want people asking about his or your sex life. That's only for the two of you to know.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleeping  habit of theirs?)

Sakyo is an insomniac workaholic who barely needs sleep. But if you were to stay up late,Sakyo would want to lecture you but can't because 1. You're a grown adult 2. He's one to talk and 3. He enjoys your company.

[callmehopeless]

hello :) if you aren't too swamped with prompts, would you be willing to write some domestic werewolf!clyde? as well as some soft tender smut? (like in his werewolf form) i imagine he would be an extremely generous lover, doing everything he can to make you comfortable. completely up to you of course! thank you

Anon, it would be my absolute pleasure. Werewolf!Clyde is the light of my life. How often do I think about him per day? Three hundred bajillion times? I’m addicted to this lifestyle.

Below cut because fucking a borky boy is a cup of tea reserved for connoisseurs, and like a fine wine it must be preserved. Doing in HC form so that I don’t...accidentally give...too many...spoilers...

 So much about Clyde as a werewolf is a combination of either super super helpful or the most inconvenient thing in the world. It impacts almost every part of his life in one way or the other - and so domestic life with Clyde is such an exciting learning curve

Lose your keys? Clyde can find those. If they’re in the house, he’ll sniff em out. So long as he’s had exposure to the thing you’ve misplaced, he’ll happily walk around snuffing through the trailer until he finds them in the weirdest places. Looks a little odd, having your partner walk around huffing the air; but damn if it ain’t useful

Never run out of firewood. Don’t worry - he collects sticks in the garden. You don’t ask, and he won’t tell you. Wolf stuff

He’s a giant hot water bottle in any of his three forms. The perfect cuddle buddy in the winter, especially in his wolf form. Such a fluffy good boy!

Sleeps like a log though, and loves to chase things in his sleep. Often ends up making vague barking sounds in his human form. Absolutely adorable

Yes, he is allergic to chocolate. Yes, it can be serious. No, that doesn’t stop him eating cookies and playing Russian Roulette with his body

He prefers baths in his wolf form, so you end up hosing him down on the porch. The feeling of your hands rubbing shampoo into his fur? HNGH. He could feel that forever

Always wants a cuddle on the couch, always wants to be surrounded by your scent. Sleeps with an old scarf of yours under his pillow when you’re away for whatever reason: he needs to have something of yours to cling to, when it gets hard

Clyde goes for little runs in his wolf form, and ends up coming back with a big bunch of flowers in his muzzle

Sometimes they’re gorgeous and very eligible to be put up in a beautiful vase

Some of the time they’re not fit for werewolf consumption and Clyde’s muzzle swells up like he’s got a big ol bee sting

If Clyde drinks a few beers and then shifts, he is absolutely hilarious as a drunk wolf. Skittering around on the wooden floor, barking at birds. Licking all of his property. Nibbling your ankles in a flirty way; chasing people on the TV

He’s always so sheepish afterwards: the booze very clearly brings out instinctual behaviours

Speaking of instinctual: Clyde loves rubbing his body up against you. Loves licking into your mouth when you kiss. It’s not even sexual, it’s...courtship. Wanting. Werewolves mate for life - for Clyde, that means constantly reaffirming that yes, you are the Alpha wolf for him

You’re a pack against the world: courtship behaviours are INCREDIBLY important for mated pairs. It’s something intrinsic, something he cannot live without

Fucking you during the full moon? Now there’s something that is entirely sexual

He has to take you to his den, deep in the woods. If he doesn’t he’ll tear up the trailer - so he takes you to this little cave he has. Rigged with fairy lights and warm quilts and good smells

In this form, he’s uncontrolled. Wild. He’s essentially along for the ride - and you don’t mind one bit. He’ll go out hunting for you, which is...sweet...

Defending you, pacing outside of the enterance to his den. Picking fights with anything that comes anywhere nearby. When the night is truly in full swing, at the tip of the moon’s peak into the sky: he’ll scent you out

Snarling, wild: he’ll push you to your hands and knees. Fuck you desperately, limitless and wild. The desire he feels for you at that point, the oneness he feels? It’s unreplicated. It’s so hard to explain, but in this form he’s more in love with you than ever. More animalistic than ever, but those things aren’t separate

The snarling beast knotted deep into you, pounding spend as deeply as it can go: God, he wants to protect you more than anything. Wants you safe and happy and loved more than anything else. Anyone else

When Clyde shifts back the next morning you’re always sore and bruised but so, so sated. And Clyde is downright sheepish

Yep, he remembers everything

Nope, he had zero control over that

But being with him? What a ride

Wouldn’t change it for the world

[remi-demi94]

2, 8, and 28 for the apprentice questions?

Ooooooo I like those questions lol!! Well... here we go!

#2. How does your apprentice feel when they are called a witch? (Offended? Shrugs it off? Likes it?)

Ahh... yikes... Sooo.... Remy usually doesn't like altercations, but you can bet one will be started if you call her a witch. If it's some random stranger and they come outta nowhere and call her a witch a derogatory type of way, she's gonna do this... hands down:

Honestly if Nadia wasn't there when Valerius called her one when they first met, Valerius would've caught Remy's hands...

On the other hand, if it's someone she knows (any of the main six is included) and they're just teasing her or she's in the mood to humor them, she's gonna freak 'em out a little bit with some good old smirking and eyes-glowing, maybe even a little magic trick to startle them some more lmaooooo:

#8. Describe their daily routine (wake up, chores, tasks, visiting who, etc)

Hmmm.... Remy's daily routine? I feel like that depends on who she's with again lol but I'll break that down.When she's by herself, she's pretty independent. She wakes up, does a nice stretch, washes up and gets dressed, gets a bite a eat (preferably something sweet for breakfast), and opens the shop. If she keeps the shop closed for a day, then she's gonna go around Vesuvia and visit her friends (main six and many other folks in Vesuvia). Sometimes she'll just bring them gifts just because she wants to. That usually happens if she's out in the marketplace and sees something that just reminds her of them. She's not the type to expect anything in return either. Sometimes she'll bake cupcakes for her everybody too.

If she's with Asra, she's probably going to go with their flow for everything. Snooze in bed a little longer? Yes please! Take a trip to bread shop? Of course!! Bond with Asra's parents? She'd love to! Visit Muriel? Absolutely!! Go on magical adventures with Asra? You better believe it! With Asra, Remy's motto is, "I go where you go".

If she's with Nadia, she's absolutely going to follow her lead, especially since her wifey is THE COUNTESS. I feel like Remy would have to go through a little bit a "princess diaries tutoring" to know how to properly present herself as Countess Nadia's wife. So I think her days would start by pretty much observing and shadowing Nadia lol. Nadia would find this super cute of course because Remy's gonna give it her all. She wants to appear elegant and royal like the countess herself, so she's not going to disappoint. You'd probably catch her practicing walks, greetings, and gestures in the mirror too. She'll also probably go around Vesuvia and help her fellow citizens secretly because she loves doing it. "Remy, darling, you've done an amazing job learning about our etiquette here in the palace, now it's time for your reward", hums Nadia right into Remy's ear.

If she's with Julian, she's gonna have a lot on her plate everyday but she'd love every minute of it. Since he moved in next door to her magic shop, she's probably gonna pop in every few hours or so to see if he needs any help and to make sure he's not overworking himself. She's always gonna bring him lunch, and/or dinner if he has to work late. Sometimes she'll just work in his clinic with him if her magic shop is slow for business that day. Besides, all of her customers know that she's with Julian lol, so if she's not at her shop, she's probably at Julian's clinic. Soooo we all know that Julian sometimes doesn't take good care of himself, right? Well guess what, Remy's gonna be there to help him with that. "Julian... you've been treating patients all day nonstop, c'mere, you need a break, boo".

If she's with Muriel, hmm.... his route isn't finished yet but from what learned so far, he raises chickens, wittels, goes fishing, makes flower crowns, and has horrible nightmares. I feel like Remy and Asra would take turns running the shop, but she'd really want to spend time with Muriel lol. If she doesn't have to run to shop, she'd love to stay with Muriel and join him in his daily routine. She loves animals so you can bet she's willing to help him with the chickens. Look that fishing scene in his new book got Remy shook so she's definitely gonna wanna go that again with him lmaooooo. And Muriel clearly needs some love, so she's definitely gonna have a designated cuddle time with him because he deserves it. If he has nightmares, she's absolutely going to help soothe him because she has nightmares too.

If she's with Portia, I feel like their relationship will be very domesticated. Portia's a busy bee, always working hard, so Remy is gonna be her little cheerleader lol. She's gonna want them to eat breakfast together before they both go to work, even if it's something quick like a pastry. They're gonna go their separate ways to work, but you better believe that their gonna meet back up again for lunch or just to check in on each other. It's a big ole party after work is over with though. Hugs and kisses galore. "How was your day Portia? I heard you had to teach a lesson to few new recruits in the kitchen!". Just picture these two curvy girls cuddling and relaxing with each other after a hard days work, that's Remy and Portia for you lol. I'm sure they'd do a ton of visits to Julian and Mazelinka too because why not.

If she's with Lucio, hmm.... his route is still pretty early to say too because he wouldn't be the Count anymore... right? Like idk what they'd be doing if he's not the Count... if he ends up staying as the count, I'm assuming it'll be very similar to Nadia's daily routine. I guess if he doesn't become the count... Maybe he'd just be apart of Nadia's court or something... idk but I feel like Remy would still be working at the magic shop, being there by his side whenever she can. I think he'd have a lot of pain and guilt at the end of his route, so Remy would definitely be there to comfort him through that.

#28. Describe what their magical realm gateway would be like?

Remy's magical realm gateway would be similar to Asra's in the sense of it favoring water, but it'll be more like a underwater cove oasis. I think there's some real life ones in Brazil or some spots in South America,right? The roof/ceiling of the cave/cove would be littered with the brightest stars of the night. Butterflies of all shapes and sizes fluttering all over the place. There's a mini waterfall in her cove if you go deep enough, and the water glows wherever you move in it. The whole place actually looks like you're under a black light at night, but during the day it looks more like a never ending sunrise. Some of the strangest and most beautiful plants and flowers wildly grow in some spots of her realm too. ... I should really draw it someday lol.

[dude1sh]

DittyWitty MasterList!

I’m making one so y’all can have some easy access to my fics. I’ll be updating this every time I have a new one.

Michelle Jones's Guide to Getting Peter Parker's Head out of His Ass

Chapters: 1/1

Pairings: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Michelle Jones & Peter Parker

Characters: Michelle Jones, Peter Parker, Wade Wilson

Tags: Roommates, MJ is a Good Bro, Recreational Drug Use, MJ is a stoner lesbian fight me, Smoking, Drunk Peter, Pining, Michelle Jones POV, MJ-centric, not 1st or 2nd person, Oblivious, Cuddling & Snuggling, Twilight References, Peter is an Idiot, Wade is an idiot, Watching Movies, MJ is a bit nosy, MJ is a good ass friend, Getting Together, Teasing, like not sexual teasing like friend teasing, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Non-Graphic Violence, Artist MJ, Crushes, High thoughts, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Sharing a Bed, Eavesdropping, Drunk Texting, well more so peter tries to drunk text, MJ is a good friend, Making Out, you better book an appointment with the dentist after this fic

Word Count: 7,782

Summary:

MJ knows Peter’s Spider-Man. He’s not exactly subtle. However, Peter doesn’t know that she knows.

But He’s acting differently. He’s been smiling more, letting things go and seems to be overall just in a better mood. He sometimes stares off into the distance, a smile dancing on his face and his eyes twinkling.

She knows Peter, and that boy has got a big ‘ol crush. She has a feeling the person is from his weird nighttime hobby/moral obligation, for he’s been secretly/not-so-secretly leaving earlier than usual.

Here’s what she doesn’t know: Who the fuck he’s sneaking out for, leaving MJ all alone. She would be bitter if Peter wasn’t so happy.

OR

Peter and wade are disgustingly in love, yet so annoyingly oblivious to each other’s very apparent attraction towards one another and MJ has seen enough.

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The Permanent Slumber Party that is Wade and Peter's Living Situation:

Chapters: 1/1

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Tags: Domestic Fluff, BUT THEY AREN’T EVEN TOGETHER, Pining, Cats, Jealousy, yes peter does get jealous of a cat, Confessions, Nicknames, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sharing a Bed, Roommates, Moving In Together, House Sitting, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Nightmares, Angst, Fluff, holy shit so much fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, have your dentist on speed dial for this one, First Kiss, Banter, Cat Walking, Wade has a Pet Cat, no freaky kinky shit okay!!!!, MJ is a stoner and that is canon fight me, Recreational Drug Use, very brief though, its like 200 words of it, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Humor, Attempt at Humor, i think its funnnyyy soo, Kidnapping, but its a cat, so its more like catnapping, Friends to Lovers, Getting Together, Slow Burn, Peter Parker-centric, stupid villain, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Hurt/Comfort, Sickfic, Denial, Not talking about feelings, Not-Boyfriends, Halloween, Angst with a Happy Ending, Non-Graphic Violence, Cuddling with cats, Crushes, American Vandal Season 2 spoiler, Drabbles

Summary: Peter has done some pretty embarrassing stuff. Mostly in high school, you know; calling his bio teacher Mr. Gilien "Mom" even though his mom is literally dead, or that one time he got caught making out with Daniel Radlin in his high school bathroom, or that one time he made a fake account to follow some girls from his high school so he could creep anonymously. To be fair he was 13 at the time. 

But Peter had never stooped as low as being jealous a cat.

That was, of course, until Wade adopted an annoyingly adorable orange tabby named Judy.

Word Count: 8,305

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Didn’t Seem to Be this Way:

Chapters: 1/1

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Tags: Confessions, Feelings, Fluff, Angst, Light Angst, BOXES, Attempt at Humor, Identity Reveal, Identity Porn, Kissing, Staring, Wade Wilson-Centric, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Self-Esteem Issues, Self Confidence Issues, Cuddling & Snuggling, Domestic Fluff, Humor 

Summary: Wade had always wondered so many things about Spidey, mostly wondering what Spidey’s dick looked like. Aside from that, his list of “Essential Things That I Need to Know About Spidey” (yes, he has a list, it’s on his phone) contains other important questions. Such as: his type of toothpaste, did he own an Apple Watch (they were gonna have problems if he does), sleeping position, blood type, if He’s circumcised, blah blah blah. you know the deal.

And of course the ever-growing wonder of what he looked like underneath the mask.So why the fuck is Wade covering his eyes right now?

OR

Spidey is ready to tell Wade who he is, but Wade doesn’t know if he’s ready.

Word Count: 2,135

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The Bro-Out of all Bro-Outs that actually was a Date:

Chapters: 1/1

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Tags: Oblivious, Stupidity, Wade is just an idiot, boxes, Attempt at Humor,  Self-Esteem Issues, Miscommunication, First Dates, but Wade doesn't know it's a date, Wade-Centric, Sappy Ending, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Accidental rejection, Denial, Angst, but like for .00003 seconds, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, So much fluff lol, Peter is a Sad Boy

Summary: Confusion ensues when Wade blindly agrees to some random thing Peter said, he would know what it was but the boxes were yelling about steak tacos. 

OR

Wade really, really needs to get better ears. Or a better brain. Or a better attention span. Really just a lot of things.

Word Count: 3,632

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Distance: 

Chapters: 1/1

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Tags: Angst, "nothing says angst like unrequited love and a dead ex"-my beta, Unrequited Crush, Mental Health Issues, Gwen Stacy is Dead, Grief/Mourning, Peter Has Issues, Shame, Anxiety Attacks, Suicide but it's wade, He comes back, Watching Someone Sleep  Banter, Unrequited, Pre-Slash

Summary: Peter stumbles upon a sleeping Wade.

Word Count: 4,980

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Nobody’s Business:

Chapters: 1/1

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Tags: Coming Out, Denial of Feelings, Sharing a Bed, Friends to Lovers, Drunken Confessions, Flirting, Bad Flirting, Fluff, Little bit of angst, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Internalized Homophobia, Sexuality, Self Confidence Issues, Self-Esteem Issues

Summary: Peter really wasn't supposed to out himself to Deadpool.

Word Count: 5,925

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Who said that Lake Houses were for Snooty Rich People?:

Chapters: 4/4

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Characters: May Parker, Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Michelle Jones, Gwen Stacy, Ned Leeds, Original Characters

Tags: Fluff, Mutual Pining, Pining, Sharing a Bed, lake house, cottages, Summer Vacation, Beaches, Uncle Ben is mentioned, Angst , Cuddling, Domestic Fluff, they aren't even dating though, BOXES, Self-Esteem Issues, POV Alternating, Sexual Tension, Jealousy, Misunderstandings , Watching Someone Sleep, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sappy Shit, Moving In Together, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Making Out, Love Confessions

Summary: When MJ ditches Peter for their yearly bro-trip to Aunt May's cottage, Peter takes Wade along instead.

Pretty Bad Idea (capitals needed) considering Peter was head over heels in love with the guy.

Word Count: 17,973

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SERIES: Basically when I'm high I do weird shit: 

This is just straight up shit-posting of dumb stories that I write when I’m high/drunk. Don’t take it seriously.