#evander earnshaw

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I think Sandy started clapping early.

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The Beeches never have a family dinner without inviting friends to join them.

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Oh look, they finally rolled a want to do something besides woohoo: Watch TV. 

That’s it, you’re going out whether you want to or not.

“Why are we here, Rocky?”

“It’d be kind of weird to tell everyone we just stayed in the hotel the whole time, wouldn’t it?”

“It’s our honeymoon. I don’t suppose we can woohoo in the hot spring.”

“With all the families around here? Besides, that doesn’t sound very polite.”

“Yeah, you’re right. Oh well, I guess we could use some rest.”

“Are you enjoying Twikkii, sir?”

“Absolutely. Our hotel room’s great.”

“How about the beach?”

“Um... it’s pretty from a distance. Anyway, think my mother-in-law will like this?”

“If she’s got a sense of humor about tacky knick-knacks, sure.”

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I’m sure you can do that again, Rocky, but you might need to let the chafing heal first, considering you just woohood at least seven times on one date.

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Off to Twikkii for the honeymoon. Will these two outgoing Popularity Sims, who supposedly love to meet new people wherever they go, want to step foot outside the hotel? All signs point to no.

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Things roll along for the Beeches, with Sandy not hiding anything at all.

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Turns out I didn’t take any pictures of Gavin this session. Because all he does is study, think about his high school girlfriends, and garden.

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Besides the amazingly unfortunate timing of the Secret Society “cop”, Evander’s party was a smashing success.

(The Secret Society limo bugged and I reset it, which made it go away and Harris teleport to the front yard. I added him to the Secret Society manually because this is the second time the game did something weird while trying to abduct him.)

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Time for Evander’s graduation party!

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The ghost of Daytona says, “about damn time!”

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Now Gavin can fulfill his unending need to buy stuff and Jenica (pre-randomized name: Lacy Curtain) and Harris (pre-random: Ivan Doe) can fulfill their unending need to woohoo each other’s brains out multiple times a day. Triple-bolt Family Sims with no family, what else are they gonna do.

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Everyone loved the party, until the very end. Great timing on the Secret Society abduction there.

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Evander would have stayed at the Secret Society a little longer if not for two things: 1) He wanted to get back to Rocky and 2) There were like 30 Sims there. It was lagging horribly and he couldn’t get through doors. I don’t know what happened in my game to make it shove apparently all the dormies, including randomized ones, into the “Secret” Society.

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This is when I threw all attempts at a sensible within-college rotation out the window. I can’t figure out how to do something I want to do with a couple other Sims, so I went over to the calmest lot. Where Harris is picking up junk, Jenica is doing so well it’s sort of sickening, Gavin can’t stop thinking about his high school flirtations, and Evander can’t wait to gtfo to be with his boyfriend.

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