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HEIGHT POLL RESULTS AND ANALYSIS

hello everyone thank you for coming again. Today we will discuss wether or not regulus is a tall lanky creature or a short tiny male

These results were honestly unexpected to me.... 53.8% said he is a short king, whilst 22% said he is average (boring) and 24.2% said he is a 6'0 greedy bottom. I honestly was not expecting this because as we all know Regulus is so so sexy, and while I find short people very sexy, I know that every day we are fighting a war against those who see shortness as an unsexy trait. So this is why I was pleasantly surprised to see that half of all regufans believe he is a short king even though he is so sexy. Maybe society is healing and learning now that short kings are actually some of the sexiest beings on this planet....

The 22% percent who said he is average (boring)... well they need to pick a side. I can respect the 24.2% who said he is tall, because after all they at least picked a side, and also, the idea of a princess bottom like Regulus being tall, is so sexy..... like what if he is taller than the person whom he is with... that is sexy.... so yeah...

ANyways, our next poll is a topic I have been hoping to do a poll of for many weeks, but I have always been nervous to unleash it... I mean after all.....Like..... it is a bit of a controversial topic... But my advisor and fellow regulus truther whomst I speak to on the matter of polls has encouraged me to finally ask the truth of my fellow regufans... Does Regulus Lactate?

This is the next poll to study regulusology, I think this one could start some real arguments and make people Kill each Other, so I'm pretty excited.

Previous studies:

is regulus packing (penis): results and analysis

is regulus dominant or submissive or what is going on: results and analysis

what is regulus in the omegaverse: results and analysis

can regulus cook: results and analysis