#eugh so cringe

[octoariadneeeeexoxo]

this is a remake:DD

(forgot to introduce them so here;

blonde girl: harley humdinger, mayor humdingers grand niece

black haired guy: prince zephyr the sorcerer, zeta and samira’s son

blonde fairy guy: sugaro marmalady, ms marmalady’s [somehow???] grand nephew

fox girl: eris fox, swipers niece

girl with a bun and purple headband: tamara troublemaker, [adopted] daughter of big trouble

girl with her hair down and an orange headband: tia troublemaker, daughter of little trouble [and tamara’s cousin]

grey hair girl with headphones: delta, crushers daughter)

[rosemindwrites]

It's honestly amusing to me how this year Sweden kept making fun of Käärijä, how they kept the "haha, imagine Finland would've won last year, then there'd be milkmaids, Moomins and Käärijä as interval acts, wouldn't that be crazy" attitude for both semis and the final, and then proceeded to give us these absolute bangers of interval acts:

1. A song about EBU's spoke person wanting to bang Martin Österdahl (paired with continious booing from the crowd lmao).

2. Loreen, singing two different songs which sound completely the same, with the most hideous staging on Earth (I'm sorry, Loreen fans, but it looked like she got stuck in the dentist's chair).

3. Creepy AI (?) ABBA holograms. Sorry once again, but they were hard to look at, I'm glad they weren't there for long.

You know what? I WISH there were milkmaids, Moomins and Käärijä. That would've been really fun.

[tiredtriedfailures]

just saw a tweet that said "behave or i will turn into my father" and actually cackled. the ACTUAL assholes who are self aware theyre turning into their father in their anger are miserable over it and CRINGE at weaponizing their anger like this come on man. ill piss myself before i say this out loud. hey if you ever witnessed me turning into my father in anger you might be entitled to compensation

[thornheartfelt]

"Selfshipping is valid, but it's weird when someone acts like they're genuinely in a relationship with a character"

Sorry, I have no idea what you said because I was distracted by my love for my fictional partners

[every-sanji]

[seventh-district]

again and again i find myself lamenting that audio roleplay isn't taken more seriously by some people. like yeah, they often have a romantic element, and by nature they usually directly involve/address the listener- and i totally get that those things aren't to everyone's taste. no art or entertainment is universally appealing, and that's okay! but.. it still makes me a lil sad that the "cringe" reputation of asmr/audio rp precedes it. there's a whole lot of talent and creativity being poured into these audios by so many people that i feel goes unrecognized and/or disrespected simply due to the medium that the stories are being told through.

[f0xx1n3]

After being threatened with her fear more than like 70 times

Foxxine now dislikes her sister 5% more. But the dislike lowers back to 0 bc foxxine always forgives her sister but is never the one who was forgiven.

Anyway idk I got bored and decided to talk like that one national Geographic Channel guy

[sillysarahsthings]

Younger me wrote weird things. (Nothing gross ofc)

I realize how much I improved and on the last fanfic I'll illustrate, I'm getting rid of the spelling mistakes the ridiculous amount of the use "and" and just get rid of the cringy parts (imo)

[iratusmus]

this is fiona/scourge. to me. they get married and divorced all the time, both for funsies and also whenever they get into a fight/make up. (important note: they swap last names since in mobius the woman takes the man's last name and in moebius i choose to believe that the man takes the woman's last name). and also whenever theyre mad at each other theyll call each other their exwife/husband.

like. theyve been fighting over something stupid for the past few days and are on divorce round 3 and they run into sonic and tails and everybody starts beating the snot out of each other as is usual. something happens idk sonic takes like a potshot at scourge and fionas like “get away from my ex!!” and sonics like “.....ex-boyfriend????” and shes like “what? no. ex-husband.” and tails is like “YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED??????” and sonics like “YOU GUYS GOT DIVORCED??????” and fiona & scourge respond “yeah? and?”

so sonic pauses for a half second to digest this new information, and then says “wait. ok. so if you guys are divorced. why the heck are you still working together.” and fiona responds “um. because we're dating??? ??? youre so stupid omg” without missing a beat while scourge is obnoxiously scoffing/rolling his eyes in the background like this is incredibly obvious information and sonic just. stares for a good few moments. and then says “actually nevermind i dont care anymore i dont want to know anything more about your weirdass relationship”

[octoariadneeeeexoxo]

this is a remake:DD

(forgot to introduce them so here;

blonde girl: harley humdinger, mayor humdingers grand niece

black haired guy: prince zephyr the sorcerer, zeta and samira’s son

blonde fairy guy: sugaro marmalady, ms marmalady’s [somehow???] grand nephew

fox girl: eris fox, swipers niece

girl with a bun and purple headband: tamara troublemaker, [adopted] daughter of big trouble

girl with her hair down and an orange headband: tia troublemaker, daughter of little trouble [and tamara’s cousin]

grey hair girl with headphones: delta, crushers daughter)

[khaosssss]

lmaoo neither of them know how to ice skate

Bonus: Frostbite slips and falls while dragging Chamber down with her

[unproduciblesmackdown]

really also wendy's "good ending" centering around a beautiful (presumably terrible as usual) Family(tm) Meal is sure like, an expression of that idea that it's beautiful & not terrible of Superiors to just pay any kind of attention to their Inferiors....wendy gets to have family dinner As Deserved because these are Her Kids who have gotta show up when she feels like it's family dinner time, not even a question that they wouldn't. and despite that, even as the "good" parent of the two, wendy's attention to her children is of the "minimal maintenance / occasional Exceptional demand" kind, it sure Is that "good" that wendy chooses to do any of that ever, or to be like okay we're having this family meal now with me because i want that. like it was Good that chuck sr. wants to do whatever he does to his son because, right there, that's His Kid, so. family as a hierarchy is definitely beautiful, why not psuedo marriages like when some epic guy with true claims to being a Real Man is like yeah sure i guess i want to have this woman, therein lies perhaps some beautiful redemption for that man if this woman is magnanimous & not like too inadequate or selfish as to not motivate him to Better himself, or not Try to do so. wendy sure won't break with axe fully ever no matter what, which would've been selfish of her (had to be a reason she didn't go to superhell with him that Didn't damage his ego, as is apparently always the case in turning down any winner around here. Taken For Granted you will of course grant them access to whatever they want, like dragging you along on their banishment when like, has this guy talked to his ex wife about his kids before doing this? who knows. or that one kid he projected on? well that doesn't count, nice of you to do the Performance of being unconditional support man, but no problem if you forget he exists. that's not Your Kid in any way that's supposed to play into your power like Your Family (ft. kids you own))

[chckechain]

OH GOD I FOUND MY OLD TRAVIS DESIGN HSGSJSH

[angeltannis]

finally listened to the new Nightwish song and lol. Is this like. Thinly-veiled anti-mask rhetoric

[tobisaw]

I don't know why but you are like a fandom celebrity to me, your art is just so widely enjoyed by so many people it's amazing

oh god yeah i don’t like to call myself famous or anything but i do think i’m a “microcelebrity” or whatever the word is for the current fandom. I’M VERY GLAD ABOUT THE LAST PART THOUGH the way your phrased it is making me smile really wide. i did not expect to get this much of an audience especially in such a short amount of time i’m very appreciative!! happy to know there is an audience for my work lol i love to draw and talk about the hlvrai guys and i’m glad you guys like it when i do. thank you all everyone is way too nice to me

[confinesofmy]

how you gonna vote your way out of something you didn't even vote your way into...