#etn 3

[venuss-heart]

Absolutely true , just look at this man ↓

[theoryandahalf]

The Investigative Reporter: you better not be a cunty corpse when we get home.

The Detective:

[world-of-ezraprisc]

Ok but TELL me the Riddler doesn’t look like The Detective from Escape the Night because I can’t unsee it

Looking at it...

Eh, Kinda.

[dubinadawkinss]

your honor..........

[the-matpat-ever]

Ro & Matt as cat girl x dog boy<333

How I remember Ro & myself as The Detective fictionkin/factkin?

WHICH ONE IS IT..???

[PS, I don't ship them, this is just how I remember our relationship. I love them as siblings irl cuz Stephanie and Ollie<3]

[pixelatedsticks]

Hey ETN fandom. You guys still alive?

I got something I’m working on for you guys

Betcha can’t guess who it’s about 😏

[amaritious]

the pharmacy (unfinished)

you and detective mat get a little.. buddy buddy in the pharmacy and almost get caught.

you bring him unbearably close, his glasses press slightly against your flushed cheek. the pharmacy feels stuffed with the heavy breaths eliciting from your mouths. "hey-" mat mumbles out as you remove his brightly coloured glasses.

"what?" you ask, "i'm just making life a tiny bit easier, you need a break from those."

"me and those glasses are a package deal whether you like it or not," silence. then a hefty sigh. "you're lucky your hot," he says, whispering the last word.

"why thank you, you don't look so shabby yourself, mr. straight guy."

"shut up."

then you pull his face into yours, you're both hungry to kiss each other again. his lips were like poison, the taste lingered on your lips and you wanted more. he squeaks slightly as you chuckle against his slight chapped lips. your hands are propped up on the counter, his back facing it. you knocked over the candy jar sitting on the marble in the process but you couldn't care less.

KNOCK KNOCK

the sound of knocking boomed, but the two of you ignored it. the both of you were out of sight so it seemed safe, until the door came crashing open with a dramatic sound effect.

"HEY BITCHES!" nikita had just started to yell hands up in the air, too busy being a queen to notice the smothered hair, swollen lips and heavy panting. people were to slowly start trickling in so, out of fast reflexes, mat pushed you to the ground where there had conveniently been a first aid kit nearby.

a/n LOL i'm pretty sure this got finished but i did it on ao3 so the draft deleted itself after a while. however, i wanted to post this since i thought about this for weeks.

[commitingarson]

i would just like to say that i need to make out with him so badly

if i don’t see this man under my christmas tree i will not be tolerating it

[escapethishyperfixation]

Finally,,,,, a full body drawing,,,,,

[crushmoonn]

he's so silly

look at him

[lightcassian]

Being an Escape the Night fan sucks because there isn't much content on the show or my favourite contestant. I might just make content my self lmao.

[theoryandahalf]

You know, I just love how many big creators came to both of Matt's big goodbye videos to leave messages.

This isn't even all of them, just the ones I saw while skimming. Sr. Pelo was in there too I think.

Sometimes I still hear his voice.

Anyways that's a sign of a true class act. He's a real one.

[poeticpains]

the love was there. it didn't change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there. — @starpeace

[dubinadawkinss]

hi! i like you! *throws my matny sketch to your face*

[slasherbat]

EtN × Textposts

[emilyrox]

YES! DETECTIVE MATPAT! I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE!

LITERALLY

Look at him

Look at this nerd

Look at him and tell me you DON'T think he's blorbo material.

That's right. You can't.