#etho x wels knight

[nekodere07]

Tango is a bad influence

I had fun doing this

BdoubleO100/Pungence - B/Pungence of the Double-o Variety

Cubfan135 - Cub of the Fan Variety

Docm77 - Docm of the Seventy-seven Variety

EthosLab - Etho of the Slab Variety

FalseSymmetry - False of the Symmetry Variety

GoodTimesWithScar - Scar of the Goodtime Variety

Grian - Grian of the Bread Variety

GeminiTay - Gemini of the Tay Variety

Hypnotizd - Hypno of the Tizd Variety

iJevin - iJevin of the Slime Variety

ImpulseSV - Impulse of the SV Variety

Iskall85 - Iskall of the Eighty-five Variety

JoeHills - Joe of the Hills Variety

Keralis - Keralis of the One Variety

MumboJumbo - Mumbo of the Jumbo Variety

PearlescentMoon - Pearlescent of the Moon Variety

Rendog - Ren of the Dog Variety

StressMonster101 - Stress of the Monster Variety

TangoTek - Tango of the Tek Variety

TinFoilChef - Chef of the Tinfoil Variety

VintageBeef - Beef of the Vintage Variety

Welsknight - Wels of the Knight Variety

xBCrafted - xB of the Crafted Variety

Xisumavoid/Evil X - Xisuma/Evil X of the Void Variety

ZedaphPlays - Zedaph of the Plays Variety

ZombieCleo - Cleo of the Zombie Variety

[viky-somebody]

pretty cool fic list

dog at the door - fluffy_papaya (absolute fave. Red King)

I still Bleed When i Fall Down - Paranoid_Pug (MCC gets attacked by watcher hunters)

And The Universe Shifts - aayaptre (fandom history)

fixed and dilated - iamsolarflare (Hypno & xB special hybrid powers shenanigans) 

Cause We Are Whole - ooFFFF (Tango becomes a robot and finds a new friend)

Nothing But Flowers - nho (Etho & myceluim resistance +nho references, unfinished and abandoned)

Still the Echoes Give Us Light - doctortrekkie (VERY good watcher grian series, HC + Traffic life series events.)

Eldritch Horror Keralis - MawoftheMagnetar (exactly what it says. but also oh so much more)

prometheus and the livewire - storm_warning (Ren the king is struggling. Doc is quiet and theres no news from him)

They say that the world was built for two - GardenerGulfie (Ren and Martyn keep meeting in different lives. aromantic Ren pog)

Torchlight - Skelew (Ren is a god of a dead city stuck in the form of a torchlight and Martyn is his only follower)

the last days of the free angel of carrows - Bee_4 (Joe Hills and Zombie Cleo run a paranormal activity agency in a modern city. Cleo is a literal undead, Joe is a renowned angel, and together they get tied with a conspiracy against the city mayor.)

Lady Cleo, King Ren, and the Trials of The Midwest - storm_warning (Cleo and King Ren get teleported to Ohio)

Against The Clock - Leopardmask (Set in season 8, Evil X got possessed and the Horse Head Farms plus Wels and Jevin decide to deal with that) (Jevin is a slime & vex hybrid)

The Sky Weighs Heavy Tonight - MaoftheMagnetar (pilot au, set in a world with genetic mutations caused by a past war. gone emotional)

Joehills' Moderately Haunted House - zombiiehorse (Modern au, Joe buys a new house for a suspiciosly low price)

Monsters Splitting Hairs - Silverskye13 (Ren, Doc and Gem live in a village, forced to disguise as humans, bc of the history of the town) (great worldbuilding)

Lonesome Dreams - doctorletmebebrave (Jimmy Solidarity gets separated after the dragon fights and accepts a deal from the Listeners)

Lend Me A Hand - SolSearchingNights (Ponk sneaks onto hermitcraft and vents to Doc about their relationship with Sam)

Redstone and Skulk - Silverskye13 (Tango's helsmit Tanguish & Helsknight, delicious hels worlduilding)

Åttiofem - MawoftheMagnetar (Iskall has a terrible day getting kidnapped and finally discovers something about his past) (slight Stresskall shipping)

there are many downsides to being a marine biologist - donnerstag (modern day au with hybrids, Doc is a scientist studying a siren!Martyn whos been newly caught for their facility) (DOCMARTYN FISH YAOI LETS GO)

Ad Nauseam - mycelium_menace (Dawndragon) (Joe Hills is stuck in a timeloop. One day, a wild Cleo appears to shake him out of his apathy)

Black skies have changed into blue - GoodTimesWithScar (Oli Orionsound finds a wild Martyn, whos been reverse isekai'ed back from the datastream)

(i'll tend to the flames you can worship the) ashes - darubyprincxx (amazing post-rapture season 1 empires work. Fwhip and Gem survived and are on the run. They find a Pixlriffs, who's been missing for 8 years.)

Ad Astra - Moonsetvoid (Secret Life, the Watchers take a special interest in Scar. He ends up teaming up with Grian again.)

перепутье долга и выбора - M.Malevich (fic in russian, Fantasy AU Smalletho, Etho is a knight serving his king Grian. Joel and Lizzie are a pair of criminals attempting an assassination at a ball)

The Beginning After The Bad Ending - EvilRat_Sabre (Season 8 collapses due to a dangerous glitch, xB and Jevin being the only survivors manage to escape to a world where they never joined hermitcraft in an attempt to get help)

misc., *mostly* smaller fics

Empires

Kids in empires, what will they do?  - Faffodill (Hermes, Michael and Grumbot messing around)

food IS a love language and i will fight you on this - darubyprincxx (Hermes overhears a discussion between his parents)

Empires Strike Back - Leopardmask (A retelling of the Hermempires crossover. The emperors decide they don't like to be pushed around.)

Count fWhip Fails a Blood Test - darubyprincxx (set in empires season 1)

survivorship bias - Bee_4 (Jimmy wakes up in a city of New Pixandria, after the season 1 Rapture, with little to no memory of who he was before)

Fuck Around and Find Out - Moonstone_Kat (Sheriff Jimmy wants to finally end all the jokes about him being a toy and decides to pull off the most elaborate prank on his friends)

Hermitcraft

a not so calculated catch - vexberries (Mermaid!Scar and a sceptic Cub, who does not believe in mermaids but gets a crush anyway)

this is about a stuffed bird - Bee_4 (Mumbo and Evil X survive the apocalypse in a modern au)

Four Hearts - PieOfDeath (Jlethubs valentines day fluff)

Wind Back The Clock - guy56 (Bdubs and Etho have existed in many worlds and timelines yet they still keep meeting each other)

Hermit City Heroes series - 2point5 (Superhero AU) (actually pretty long)

What's The Letter That Starts The Alphabet (Ayy!) - Darubyprincxx (Team STAR look at Rens Very Bad presentation)

Joe Hills, Joe Hills, Joe Hills - leopardmask (the guy gets possessed)

The Rising Moon, The Setting Sun (series) - Dillbug (Watcher Grian, worshipper Xisuma, runaway s9 Pearl + Bonus Drista)

We're not that different, you and I - swemae (grian and scar talk about vex magic)

cmon mumbo dont tell me youve never heard of a stable time loop - Sixteenthdays (Mumbo gets his soul back)

bad things come in small packages - kiwinatorwaffles (Jimmy is a Watcher and vouches for Grian to become one as well)

Found - sparxwrites (Grian saves Scar from the Boatem hole)

I lost the old, guess I need something new - SkyWillSomeTimesWrite (Grian needs glasses)

What Does It Mean To Truly Live? - Wrenny_Fang_03 (an okay Watcher Grian thing where Xisuma is also an ex-Watcher. not my thing tbh but it was alright)

A Dog's Nose - dontrollthedice (Ren asks about Etho and Beefs relationship)

Guys and Dolls - Leopardmask (cool Doll Grian concept)

Sticker War - darkleweather

Name-Calling is NOT supposed to suck this badly (One chapter with a cool concept. Grian hears everyone who says his true name)

Buddy System - (Ren & Grian in the End)

Healing Is a Four Letter Word - Hypno_cat (Grian is a cryptid, joins hc in secret and hides in the woods)

an observer in a land of none - jaysflight (vague fantasy, watcher Grian (Veld) and Scar) (really loved this)

Inversing Allocation - Interjection (5+1 watcher Grian stuff)

Following in Pandoras footsteps - Paranoid_Pug (Grian gets a surprise present)

send me a wave via subspace - FangirlOfPower (Joe is stuck outside the world and communicates with Cleo via voicemail)

When This World Is No More (The Moon is All We'll See) - Silverskye13 (Season 8 moon crush, sad)

To Convey a Certain Brilliance - Bee_4 (Joe dies repeatedly while trying to find hermits after the moon fell)

An Inhuman Waltz - MawoftheMagnetar (Jev stole one of Cleo's armor stands for unknown reasons)

It Takes Two to Tango - EyelessFog (Tango realizes he might be a system)

The Guppy Geiser's Miraculous Return - simplydm (the guppy geiser returns!)

Investigative Journalism - jaz_it_up (Pix and Sloy explore ruins of the season 8 world to find if anyone survived)

Heart Storm - Duchess_Of_Dumpsters (one cool chapter of Joe and Wels shipping)

The guy who conquers death- ooFFFF (Zedeath tries to hunt down Joe)

The Orange Promise - bloop_im_a_frog_now (Cub and Scar are forced to get engaged by Cub's rich parents)

Назад на землю - Refling (fic in russian, Tango tries the boat floating glitch and gets a ptsd attack)

De Roeping // The Calling - AstronautBeans (fic in Dutch with eng translation, water on the server turned everyone weird, xB and Hypno are on the run)

dream smp~

passerine - blujamas, thcscus

His Curse of Binding - bari_astralis (greek mythology themed au with reincarnation into modern times. the events of the early dream smp seasons are ancient history) (cried my eyes out)

Incarnate Inchoate - underoriginal (Dream is sent to hermitcraft and is forced to rethink his life choices)

Up For a Fight? (Tommy escapes the server to live a life by a fighting arena, changes in a lot of ways) (some typos in the text)

Black Bird Fly - MollyPollyKinz (everybody has wings and magic powers and tommy is a kidnapped prince)

It Feels Like Murder (Dream finds Sams body in the prison)

something you can’t bottle up - doingthewritethings (Tommy is slowly dealing with trauma)

Watch Untill The End - Noem (Dsmp fic in czech, a small reimagining of how the server was created, tied in with Evo and Tekkit lore)

The places that I've been to, I can't remember what I saw - metatronfell (Tubbo is dealing with DID symptoms)

others

that one time aztro went to space and came back with an alien - SDMP Backstory

Ghosts in the Sky - trafficpose (space au Docmartyn)

Minecraft but I have SEX in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION (Evbo wants to get a child to pass the Parkour Civilization legacy onto. Masterpiece. Psychic damage warning.)

[welsknight-central]

this post will kind of act like a directory of all the wels knight and hels knight shipping posts that can be found on this blog ^-^

the general tag for any posts with shipping of wels knight or hels knight is #hermitshipping

hermits with wels:

#bdubs x wels knight

#beef x wels knight

#biffa x wels knight

#cleo x wels knight

#doc x wels knight

#etho x wels knight

#evil xisuma x wels knight

#grian x wels knight

#hypno x wels knight

#jevin x wels knight

#pearl x wels knight

#python x wels knight

#ren x wels knight

#scar x wels knight

#stress x wels knight

#tango x wels knight

#wels knight x hels knight

#xisuma x wels knight

#hermits x wels knight *this one is for posts that may have either hermitcraft as a huge polycule or multiple ships with wels (like more than 3 in one post)

hermits with hels:

#evil xisuma x hels knight

#impulse x hels knight

#scarlet pearl x hels knight

#wels knight x hels knight

#wormman x hels knight

#hermits x hels knight *this one is for posts that may have either hermitcraft as a huge polycule or multiple ships with hels (like more than 3 in one post)

other random ships:

#eret x wels knight

#eret x hels knight

#martyn x wels knight

#reader x hels knight

#satan x hels knight

[sexymanxisuma]

this post will kind of act like a directory of all the xisuma and evil xisuma shipping posts that can be found on this blog ^-^

the general tag for any posts with shipping of xisuma or evil xisuma is #hermitshipping

hermits with xisuma:

#bdubs x xisuma

#biffa x xisuma

#cleo x xisuma

#cub x xisuma

#doc x xisuma

#etho x xisuma

#false x xisuma

#gem x xisuma

#grian x xisuma

#hels knight x xisuma

#hypno x xisuma

#impulse x xisuma

#iskall x xisuma

#jevin x xisuma

#joe hills x xisuma

#joel x xisuma

#keralis x xisuma

#mumbo x xisuma

#pearl x xisuma

#ren x xisuma

#scar x xisuma

#skizz x xisuma

#stress x xisuma

#tango x xisuma

#wels knight x xisuma

#xb x xisuma

#xisuma x evil xisuma

#zedaph x xisuma

#hermits x xisuma *this one is for posts that may have either hermitcraft as a huge polycule or multiple ships with xisuma (like more than 3 in one post)

hermits with evil xisuma:

#cleo x evil xisuma

#etho x evil xisuma

#grian x evil xisuma

#hels knight x evil xisuma

#hypno x evil xisuma

#keralis x evil xisuma

#mumbo x evil xisuma

#npc grian x evil xisuma

#wels knight x evil xisuma

#wormman x evil xisuma

#xisuma x evil xisuma

#zedaph x evil xisuma

#hermits x evil xisuma *this one is for posts that may have either hermitcraft as a huge polycule or multiple ships with evil xisuma (like more than 3 in one post)

empires:

#fwhip x xisuma

#jimmy x xisuma

#jimmy x evil xisuma

#pixlriffs x xisuma

#smajor x evil xisuma

#xornoth x evil xisuma

#empires x xisuma *this is for posts with either empires as a huge polycule x xisuma or multiple ships with xisuma (like more than 3)

other random ships:

#bertha darling x evil xisuma

#bigb x xisuma

#cabby x evil xisuma

#el mariana x evil xisuma

#napoleon x evil xisuma

#noxintrus x evil xisuma

#satan x evil xisuma

#zloy x xisuma

[boygirlctommy]

[Intro: Docm77] Listen Grian Nobody touches my bush You're done

[Verse 1: Docm77] It all started when Grian touched my redstone He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skills And crazy vocal acrobatics I’m a legend of the NHO, with Etho, Beef and Double O DocMC is coming for you sevenfold Got Rendog and other firemen To douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan Iskall can try again

[Verse 2: Wels & Xisuma] Yo You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes We’re the star-studded group that got together just to crush you Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through

I'm the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict You're guilty of getting murdered with words Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds Wohoo [Chorus: All] Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 3: False & Xisuma] If you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false G Team is dialing for help, but I'm ignoring their calls

And when their bodies dissolve, you’ll know that False’s on a killing spree Try to stop my pvp and perish painfully I'm the queen of hearts, heads and body parts Your diamond armor can’t compare to my martial arts I'll send a poison dart, to make you breathe your final breath G Team's name will be the only thing left Yeah

[Verse 4: Impulse] Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator My behavior's crazy, can’t phase me, impulse is never lazy (Uh) Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming (What)

Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming (What)

Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing Who's the better team? There is no controversy But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy (All-right) [Chorus: All] Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 5: Xisuma] X gone give it to ya, I'm gone give it to ya X gone give it to ya, WHAT Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes And the G Team they're looking unclean needing some sunscreen Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds It's absurd how my rhymes got them injured Danger, danger I got lasers to cut 'em up like razors It's flexin' season and I got flavor

Their weak defenses like trenches and fences That these dense heads are presenting

[Bridge: Xisuma & Docm77] They're presenting them alright, they're not very good I could walk over that, I could jump over that I could use an ender pearl I could use my elytra Come on G Team, jeeze Yo, I don't know what to say Um, let me think [Chorus: All] Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 6: Rendog] Now I'm back, got some things I wanna say (Yeah) Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, Ay

Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way (Cliff) Cleo dont know who she freaking with (Ooh) All the signs say to notify her next of kin This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits (Ay) Spit that rhyme again (brrr), 'cause the message is I can mumble rap and still be the best there is (Woo-ah)

[Chorus: All] Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Outro: Mumbo] Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team- I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing I'm a busy guy, got lots of ....things to do Yeah, I mean, I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song really...

To test tumblr’s reading comprehension…

you can do ANYTHING to this post, reblog, add polls, start a fuckin roleplay in the notes, like it, I don’t give a shit.

BUT

you can’t add tags

[radioves]

its quite shrimple actually

[kiwinatorwaffles]

VOID DUO HERO AU (VDHAU) MASTERPOST

i know i technically have a whole tag but liiiike. i might as well make a masterpost for easier navigation of the more Important™ posts ay?

this post will be regularly updated with new info!

what is VDHAU?

VDHAU, or rather Void Duo Hero AU, is a hero au centered around the hermitcraft cast, more specifically around xisuma and evil x (at least for the first main fic).

the name has become pretty much outdated due to the fact that i've expanded upon many other characters, but it's an emotional attachment ok

make sure to filter out #vdhau spoilers if you don't want any spoilers!

WRITING:

it takes two to play (the game of mutual secrecy) [TGMS] [longfic, complete] - first part in the series and centered around xisuma and evil x.

a GHOST stole my coworker's BODY? (NOT CLICKBAIT) [oneshot] - a look into what happened with wels, featuring beef, zed, keralis, and a side of team canada.

hey man i mean it's a free sword right [oneshot] - wels's power origins: contains a strange witch, a well, and a cool sword.

two knights’ defense, ghost of a sense [TKD] [longfic, complete] - the spinoff for wels and hels shenanigans as they’re forced to bond.

opening this can of worms [can of worms] [longfic, complete] - the story of norman’s progression as a hero.

hiding in plain sight (the meaning of trust) [TMOT] [longfic, wiip] - a tale of how an escaped lab ray tries to adapt and hide in the outer world while keeping suspicions low.

TAGS:

#vdhau and #void duo hero au - general tag. there really is no difference but i put two just in case

#vdhau art - art i make of the au!

#vdhau fanart - awesome fanart you guys make!

#vdhau talk - worldbuilding, info, and general talk about the au

#vdhau chapters - links to what i publish on ao3

#vdhau [character] - any art or discussion of a character in the au

IMPORTANT POSTS/REFERENCES:

TGMS cover page

original lineup (OUTDATED) will be remastered in the future.

characters included: xisuma (outdated), evil x, grian, pearl, scar, mumbo, impulse, gem, cub, zedaph, worm man, keralis, bdubs, tango, wels (outdated), hels (outdated)

full powers document

[TGMS INTERLUDE SPOILERS] vdhau hermitgang - not really important i just think it's funny

[TGMS CH4 SPOILERS] ghost physics in the vdhau universe

TGMS 1 year anniversary art - includes xisuma’s updated armor

TKD cover page

various designs

hermitcraft recap trio

worm man's casual wear (slightly outdated)

hypno and xb

ms. gem, mr. slab, and jrumbot

etho's magical awakening

....radioactive jevin LMAO

witch shelby

[TGMS CH4 SPOILERS] wels and hels (thanks xy and sky for the help!)

[TGMS END SPOILERS] ex's updated hero outfit + casual wear

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

Could I please have some Wels x Etho for the soul? I love them sm

Wels: What are you looking up?

Etho, googling “how to ask out a knight”: Uhhhhh hitmen.

[moonstarsongs]

after staring at this and finally guessing all the hermits, i present to you: the s10 variant including Joel and Skizz!!

complete list of hermits below the cut (i spent too long on this)

minecraft dog - Ren (the dog)

minecraft sheep - Zed (is that sheep looking at me?)

goat - Doc (the GOAT)

patch of moss - Bdubs (moss man)

lion cub with a foam finger - Cubfan

Kakashi from naruto - Etho (they're both wet cats it doesn't matter)

crown, heads, body parts (arms) and hearts - False, queen of hearts, heads and body parts

red-yellow-blue parrot - Grian (bird boy, pesky bird)

@ symbol - Joe (his. shirt. yk)

shrek - Joel (he had that skin for an ABNORMALLY long period)

diamond - GEM

hypno pokemon in minecraft - Hypno

googly eyes - Keralis (BIG EYES)

"The letter i" - Impulse (kinda his brand)

Scar from the lion king - Scar (also DISNEY!)

a pink stress ball - Stress (gorgeous pink btw)

a pearl/moon in a shell - Pearlescentmoon (except it's not really pearlescent but shh)

Pringles man - Mumbo (glorious moustache)

some blue slime anime - Jevin (ofc. blue slime man)

beef - Beef

armour - Wels (knight)

tinfoil ball - TFC (tinfoil. yk)

two people dancing the tango - Tango (of the Tek variety)

"The letter s" - Skizz (they're matching!!)

zombie - Cleo (zombie. obvious)

no diorite! - Iskall (literally a burning hatred for this specific stone)

guardian - xB (he's a guardian definitely)

doomguy - X (what can i say. he's literally doomguy)

Productive use of my time at 5am

[bananasofthorns]

Banana’s Archives AU character masterlist

read the fics here

hello! I’ve made. an entire mcyt x tma au. so here is a character masterlist in case anyone is interested. it’ll be updated as more characters are introduced in the series and as more plot comes out

Pixl Riffs: Head Archivist of the Recap Institute

Zloy and Lyarrah: archival assistants

Other Recap Institute members:

Grian Xenos: REC #0201304 - The Entity, former Head Archivist

Mumbo, Pearl, and Scar: REC #0201304 - The Entity, former archival assistants

Horse Head Farms:

xB: HHF #1 - Creation, proprietor of the Horse Head Farms market, avatar of the Eye

Hypno: HHF #1 - Creation, proprietor of the Horse Head Farms market, avatar of the Spiral

Members of the (former) “Dream Team”:

*this category name doesn’t really mean much, it’s just the name I have for their group lol

Sebastian “Sapnap” Nolans: REC #0212605 - Found and Taken. Walking the dangerous line between becoming an avatar of the Hunt and an avatar of the Desolation

Dominic “Dream” Webber: REC #0212605 - Found and Taken. Taken and changed by the Spiral. Current Head of the Recap Institute

George Newman: REC #0212605 - Found and Taken. Consumed by the Spiral (deceased)

Brad “Bad” Halop: REC #0212605 - Found and Taken. Leader of the Cult of the Red Vines; avatar of the Corruption

Samuel “Sam” Duke: REC #0212605 - Found and Taken. Former member of the Cult of the Red Vines. Deceased

Antonio “Ant” Frost: REC #0212605 - Found and Taken. Former member of the Cult of the Red Vines

Dogwarts/the Red Kingdom:

The Red King: REC #3692012 - The Red King. Medieval king, avatar of the Slaughter

Martyn Littlewood: REC #3692012 - The Red King. Hand to the Red King, deceased

Miscellaneous:

Wesley “Wels” Knight and Hels: REC #0211906 - Self Reflection. Hels is a manifestation of the Spiral

Xavier “Xisuma” and Evander Voss: REC #0210407 - Family Legacy. Evander is an avatar of the End

Vincent “Beef” Bellamy: REC #0202003 - Photosynthesis. Best friend to Etho; does not feel fear because he cannot be bothered

Bdubs, no full name given/known: REC #0202003 - Photosynthesis. Roommate to Etho; avatar of the Stranger. he is made of plants

Etho: REC #3692012 - The Red King, REC #0202003 - Photosynthesis. ???

Joe Hills: REC #0200110 - The Joe Hills Difference. ???

[shepard-ram]

Welsknight & Dsmp!Reader [Headcanons]

(Hurt/comfort, Request: Can we get some of that sweet etho or welsknight content with a dsmp! Reader? Like maybe one or both found them when they arrived in hermitcraft? Could be a platonic yandere with trauma teen reader being adopted? Thank you! It’s hard to find anything with them in it)

Going back to my roots with hermit x dsmp reader lol. Wels's first appearance on the blog was the request for this so that's pretty neat. (Reader is implied to be a to be a teen, so this is platonic) Tw. Vague mentions of past truma, fear of abandonment

It looks like you've truly won the lottery

Not only did you manage to weasel out of the lowest layer of hell, but you had found an amazing group of people willing to both hide you and help pull you through the recovery bond to follow your hardships

Another mark on the good luck chart, they were moving to their newest world. An event that they had told you happens about every year

AND you weren't the only new "Hermit" as they called themselves, even if you were now the youngest by a long shot

One of your biggest fears was that you'd be left in the dust, abandoned to figure yourself out as people who knew what they were doing went on.

It wasn't an unfounded worry since there were already communities and the beginnings of starter bases that would have taken your old peers months to make popping up

Thankfully you found someone who you could feel some what comfortable sticking around

You don't know exactly what got you to choose the soft-spoken knight or more accurately, what made him immediately decide to be the one you could go to, but you weren't complaining

Very patient as you're getting used to your new home

It was nice that his island was fairly secluded, it made everything alot less overwhelming

Offered to spar with you once, never did again because you fight like you're in a hardcore world

Working on farms together was also a nice change of pace. Even if the actual redstone could get a little much, the more grinding, mindless tasks definitely helped get your mind off things

Even if his builds weren't the flashiest, he was still more than happy to give you some pointers when you were making your own home

Home. Hm, guess you really do live here now. Well with your knight to help you, it's a change you know you'll enjoy.

[wither-rose-circus]

Okay y’know what, hermit full name headcanons

B. “Bdubs” O. O.

Cub Fan

Doctor [REDACTED] “Doc” M. (known to give conflicting answers as to what the M stands for)

Etho “Etho Slab” [REDACTED] (tends to sign under the “company name” of Etho’s Lab, but due to issues with punctuation and spacing on most name registries, often gets misinterpreted as “Etho Slab,” which he rarely corrects)

False Symmetry

Scarson “Scar” Good-Times

Grian [REDACTED] (claims to not have a last name, this is a lie, he does not remember what it was)

Hypnotize D.

Jevin I.

Impulse S. V.

Iskall [REDACTED] (known to give conflicting answers when asked for a last name)

Joe Hills

Keralis [REDACTED] (claims to not have a last name, this may or may not be true)

Mumbo Jumbo

Ren Dog

Stress Monster

Tango “Tango Tek” [REDACTED] (often signs under the “company name” of Tango Technology, which he later shortened to Tango Tek, claiming it was “more catchy”)

Tin “TFC” Foil Chef

Beef Vintage

Wels Knight

X. B. Crafted

Xisuma Void

Zedaph Plays

Cleo [REDACTED] (if asked to give a last name, she will simply add “Zombie”)

[bugbbear]

here we go

Gem = Semi

Kiwen Utala (Fighting Gem) I ended Gem's name with an I sound because of her full username, gemini. Utala describes her pvp ability and Kiwen describes her resolve, as well as relating to gems and jewels, like her name.

Grian = Ijen

Suno Loje (Red Sun) There is no GR sound in toki pona, so I figured it was close enough to just remove it. I don't have a super good reason for calling Grian "Red Sun"; he always wears red, so Loje, and he often is given a sun motif, so Suno.

Mumbo = Manpo

Ilo Pakala (Broken Machine) When I told this one to a friend they got mad at me, because Ilo Pakala literally translates to Broken Machine. I think it's funny, especially because Pakala is also used as a curse word in toki pona.

Skizz = Kisi

Kalama Olin (Sound of Love) I'm ending Kisi with an I because I legally have to and also it sounds like "kissy" and I think he'd like that. Skizz is always yellin his affection for others, so I think this fits him pretty well.

Scar = Ka

Wawa Esun (Selling Confidence) Scar's name was one of the easiest to translate. His sitelen pona, however, was very difficult. I ended up with Wawa (strength/confidence) Esun (business/deals) because of his completely warranted confidence when scamming people.

Impulse = Enpu

Tomo Jelo (Home of Gold) Yellow for branding! I also think Impulse is the kind of person that is home to his friends, and "home of gold" can extrapolate to "heart of gold."

Joel = Jole

Pali Nasa (Unhinged Building) This one is pretty self explanatory, but it's also pretty basic. If you can do better, tell me your idea!

Bdubs = Pita

Musi Tenpo (Art of Time) You have no idea how long it took to figure out Bdubs's name. I promise this is the best we could do. I chose Musi (art) because everything he touches becomes beautiful and Tenpo (time) because of his whole sleeping-time king thing.

Keralis = Ketale

Oko Mani (Eye for Profit) This one I chose because Keralis has his classic huge and wide eyes (oko) and also is commonly one of the richest hermits (mani), but also because their combined meaning of Eye for Profit could describe his gambling addiction enjoyment.

Etho - Ito

Mama Seli (Creator of Explosions) I wanted to include Mama (creator/origionator) because of Etho's status as THE minecraft youtuber. I wanted to include Seli (explosion/fire) because of his proficiency in TNT. Together, they mean Creator of Explosions, and I think that's pretty fitting lol.

Tango = Tenko

Seli Musi (Artistic Chaos) Do I have to say anything other than Decked Out/j? Tango is quite chaotic and cartoonish (musi) and has a whole theme of fire (seli) so I think this one's pretty easy.

Xisuma = Esuma

Lawa Suwi (Soft Authority) Somehow the hardest name to pronounce in english is the easiest name to translate to toki pona X is a wet cat admin, and so I tried to translate that as best I could.

Wels = Weli

Nasin Utala (Fighting with Honor) This one I'm pretty proud of. It goes with his medieval knight theming and also describes how his southern rage is only being contained by his southern politeness.

Stress = Teso

Suwi Monsuta (Sweet Monster) Teso ends in O because the next part of Stress's name is mOnster. I called her Suwi Monsuta because although she's sweet (suwi) she's also terrifying (monsuta).

Iskall = Ikale

Lon Alasa (Hunter of Truth) This one I'm pretty proud of. Hunter (alasa) is a reference to his Vault Hunters modpack. But together with Lon (truth/reality), it describes his more recent approach to video making.

Rendog = Wenpa (or Ren = Wen)

Musi Soweli (Dog of Theature) Self explanatory. Soweli means Land Animal, the closest we've got to Dog, and Musi means art/theature/etc. Dog of Threature!

Pearl = Pelu

Ante Anpa (Upside-Down Alien) This translation is a bit of a stretch, but it's the closest I could get afaik. It more directly translates to different/odd/strange (ante) dowm/below/under (anpa).

Jevin = Jewen

Ko Poka (Slime Neighbor) Ko describes a formless mass/shape, like powder or in this case slime. Poka means next to, which I'm using to mean neighbor. Jevin is always getting involved with and pranking his neighbors, so I figured it fit. It also just sounds nice.

Cleo = Lijo

Ko Moli (Sculptor of Death) Ko also refers to clay, so I'm using it to mean sculpting here. Moli means death and dying. A friend pointed out that Ko also means shifting and formless, and could be used as a modifer to Moli to mean Undead, which is think is perfect.

Joe = Jo

Ijo Kulupu (Phenomenon of Community) I know I wanted Joe to have Kulupu (community) as one of his words because a large portion of what he does is for the hermitcraft community as a whole. Ijo can mean thing/something/phenomenon, and I couldn't think of a better descriptor for the enigma that is Joe Hills.

Xb = Epi

Kala Suwi (Sweet Fish) He just does fish things all the time, what can I say. Suwi here means soft or sweet, Soft to describe his voice and vibe and Sweet because that's what Keralis is always sayin to him lol.

Beef = Pisi

Musi Lipu (Art of Cards) You have no idea how hard it was to translate the name Beef into toki pona. I tried bro.

Docm = Taken

Ilo Nasa (Crazy Machines) The EN at the end of Taken is from trying to mimic the M at the end of DocM. Self explanatory words.

Hypno = Enjo

Kon Esun (Trader of Souls) I like this one, it's specifically referring to horsehead farms from season 8 where they'd take payment in IOUs (souls. to me). I also think it describes Hypno's fae-like qualities as well. Don't ask me to elaborate.

TFC = KiJenSi

Ma Ale (Homeland of All)

False = Pase

Alasa Sewi (Queen of Hunting) This one had me stumped for a while until I put these two words together. Sewi means above/sky/higher up, and in this case I'm using it to mean Queen, or someone higher in rank, as a reference to her Hermitgang verse.

Cub = Kapa

Soko Esun (Fungal Businessman) This one seems out there but I swear I have reasonings. Soko means fungus/mushrooms, and in this case I'm referring to Sculk. Esun is because of Cub's Convex hijinks with Scar.

Zedaph = Seta

Sono Nasa (Knowledge of Insanity) Last but not least, we have Zedaph. I have no way to describe Zedaph other than "he's doing whatever you didn't expect him to do." So I feel like this fits pretty well.

And that's it! I posted a version of this a couple days ago on Reddit to get advice on the tokiponaification of their names, and learned the phonics of toki pona are a lot more strict than I first realized. The users jan Elije and ClearGraces-Despair were very helpful, and I used their names for Mumbo, Bdubs, Tango, Xb, Cub, Zedaph (elije) and Pearl (CG-D). I've linked the post here.

so i tried to tokipona-fy the names of the hermits

⚠️I am still a beginner in toki pona, so if anything here violates the language/phonics rules, IM SORRY I tried⚠️

Under the cut is a brief explanation of toki pona and how the words and letters are pronounced, and reblogged after it is a list I've made (with some credited help) of each hermit, their tokipona-fied name, their combined sign, and an explanation of why I chose what I chose.

For those of you who don't know what toki pona is, it's a minimalist language with only 120 official words and ~135 widespread words. It's got only 14 letters and 14 phonemes (sounds). For comparison, the english language has roughly 1 million words, 26 letters, and 44 phonemes.

Toki pona does not have the english letters b, c, d, f, g, h, q, r, v, x, y, or z. You may now be realizing how difficult (impossible) it would be to mimic a name like Bdubs in this language. Not only do B and D not exist in toki pona, but the U here makes the "uh" sound, a sound that ALSO isnt in toki pona.

Each letter in toki pona makes one, and only one, sound. J is pronounced like english Y as in "yikes". A is pronounced like "fAr", E is pronounced like "bEt", I sounds like "whEEE!" (or according to some like "bIt"), O is pronounced like "Or", and U is pronounced like "mOOn".

In addition, there's several specific phonics rules for toki pona. You can't end any syllable with a consonant other than N (although vowels are allowed) and the phonomes Wu, Wo, Ji, and Ti are illegal.

Toki pona uses 14 latin letters (a,e,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,s,t,u,w), but it also has a separate glyphic form called sitelen pona.

For each hermit, I'm going to give their tokipona-fied name, a combined glyph, the name of the words in the glyph, a meaning for those words, and then an explanation for Everything.

[themightywolftiger]

Hermit’s Islands AU

Okay, so, I’m still trying to get Pokéwhat together. So, in the meantime, I’ll ramble about some little ideas.

For starters, there’s this idea that puts the hermits into Poptropica (child brain go brrr).  

The story essentially covers a hermit as they loosely follow the plot of the island. There’s roughly 4/4.5 parts/arcs to it with three-ish islands together. Each follow three hermits as they try to find anyone.

 Some of them are in duos already because I say so. This AU is roughly set within season 8 going into 9?

Cleo: Counterfeit

Joe: Cryptid

Gem: Twisted Thicket

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Impulse: 24 Carrot

Pearl/Tango: Lunar Colony

Wels: Astro Knights

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Mumbo: Shrink Ray

Ren: Ghost Story

Grian: Monster Carnival

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Scar: Wild West

Etho/Bdubs: Survival

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X/Void (my version of EX): Mocktropica

[goosedawn]

i've never listened to Friends At The Table (though it's on my list now, dnd campaigns podcast wooo!) what would the storyline of the crossover entail? with the HermitCraft characters i'm guessing it's chaotic and interesting 😊

:0!!!! :DDD!!!!!!! if u end up giving it a shot i hope u enjoy it! they dont actually play dnd, they play a bunch of other tabletop games which are all really neat also! (also if u need a suggestion for where to start if/when u get to it, feel free to drop me an ask)

the story follows the typical structure of "group is sent off to do tasks for money, and eventually realise something bigger is going on" so i am largely following the plot in that way, where groups of adventurers are sent out to investigate a series of towers that appear to have some connection to the gods of the world. ajhsjjejhfhjef most of my thoughts about the au are more character based,, so instead of a proper plot summary i can give details and thoughts on where some of the hermits fit into everything so far (while. trying to avoid the big twists revealed in the podcast ig,,?) i also ended up including some sleepybees (sbi + beeduo) in the au but im still not 100% sure on where they fit in (as in i have too many ideas djhdkndnj)

ANYWAY uhhhh some spoilers for the universe im basing this off of, under the cut cos it got long :'D

context/setting:

the specific arc/universe that this au is set in is the one from Seasons in Hieron (SiH) which is their fantasy season! (its. its long,, this arc spans i think. 3 seasons? plus a short interlude season)

the setting was previously a traditional fantasy world that had some sort of great catastrophe (the Erasure) happen, and the current world is after people have rebuilt a new society! its described as "post-fantasy, post-post-apocalyptic" its very fun and subversive and afhdjfbj the worldbuilding is just. real good :>

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characters:

im still figuring out where different hermits fit into the au but i am basically taking aspects of various characters from the podcast and splitting roles and traits to hermits, so its all mixed up! also,, there are just. so many hermits,, i have not found places for all of them (not even most of them i dont think) but here is what i have so far:

impulse and zedaph work in the New Archives (a series of huge warehouse-like archives run by the orcs of this world!) impulse is an orc, zed is not! impulse works to retrieve artifacts for the archive, and zed,, hes just kinda there. learning and experimenting with pattern magic (a type of magic done by arranging and rearranging things in specific configurations, often they are obscure and weird things like "27 brown birds in a tree, 5 table legs, 500 buttons, 16 steps to the east" etc.) when the story finds them they are studying a fallen tower in the center of the Mark of the Erasure (a location still showing the effect of the great cataclysm that befell the world)

tango vaguely takes the role of Ephraim, prince of something or rather,,, idk man hes cool and has fire powers, very anime. his powers were a gift from the gods, and he goes on to hv close relations w them! he meets up with impulse and zed later on and become fast friends obviously

joe is an expert in pattern magic, and is on the run from the archives after having stolen a pretty nondescript notebook. its a nice notebook! hes just a human guy. he writes and recites poetry in order to do pattern magic using the notebook!

cleo hails from the city of *Nacre*, where people get multiple chances at life. people from there can get killed but will exist on as zombies, then if they are killed again, they exist as ghosts, and then they pass away fully. she is an undead pirate captain that joe somehow manages to sway over to their side ahjbhfbjf,, she is hunting down the lost prince/king of Nacre.

wels is a pala-din (pal-ah-deen, rather than paladin), a sort of living marble statue that serves one of the gods in the pantheon.

scar is ofc, a wizard! it. it should be noted that wizards dont really exist in this world, people who perform and study magic are mages, not wizards,, "wizard" is kind of a weird term to use sjbdbjhfjjhb scar takes place of The Great Fantasmo in the podcast, and similarly has an invisible assistant! he doesnt seem to remember much of his past...

cubfan works in Velas, a fishing town where the story "begins" he does not enjoy talking to scar, and seems to be sad whenever hes around. perhaps scar reminds him of someone, or perhaps of better times...

tfc hes a priest aagsuijdjhkdgjdkihwhjvd i swear theres a reason for this later,, the role of the npc alyosha is somewhat split between tfc and cub!

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others i have thoughts on but im not settled on yet:

im debating having xisuma as part of the pantheon, but if not, he would be a druid so he can shapeshift into animals sjbakjnsnfjb he would take the general role of Fero in the story, but would also be kind of split with evil x, who captures... a certain stubbornness and deepset frustration Fero has in later times.

etho could take the place of Samol, the first god to exist. he is the embodiment of this world, and is kind of isolated and strange wbhshjhbdbhjdjbdkjn,, strange /pos. hes also. kind of dissapearing though... i wonder why :)

while theoratically i could have xisuma as samol cos. yknow. admin. i think the vibes and role just fit etho better

and... if i had etho as samol i think it could be fun to have doc and bdubs as other members of the pantheon, if u go with their dynamic from the start of s7 they even fit the divorced couple vibe two of the gods have /lh /hj (nho pantheon pog..? maybe. theres a total of 5 deities in the pantheon tho...)

im leaning toward either false + stress or maybe gem + pearl pairs for two of the goddesses in the pantheon, but thatd probably depend on if i can find a better place for them ;P

techno and phil take the role of red jack, and techno is a Huge Oni Dude >:] in canon red jack has a cool horse!!! it fits!! hes also. heavily implied to be kinda immortal?? anyway. im torn on this because techno and phil ALSO fit the roles of some of the player characters, with relation to the missing prince/king of Nacre but im still working things out,,

no matter whats up with them, ranboo takes the role of bluejay, redjacks son, meeting up with tubbo and tommy who take the place of benjamin, the son of one of the player characters. tubbo and tommy kind of. get sent to another dimension to keep them safe,,? and live in a lie for many years before they are brought back.

when i first thought about this au, i also thought about the whole. sending child off into fake dimension to live life, and of course. i thought about. grumbot ofc and originally planned to have mumbo or grian take the place of that player character abhdfvnbrvbn but it also implies one or both of them would be paladins (not pala-din! just the normal religious knight) AND have connections to tubbo and tommy which is. funny but ehhhh idk.

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and that. maybe probably somewhat incoherent train of thought is what i have for the au so far! its. still very much a work in progress so thank you if you stuck through all that!! ive still got a lot to think abt in the au,,,, lots to figure out ;P hopefully i can iron it out a bit more in the future, but its fun to think about for the time being

[ihavenoconsistentname]

[This blog is inactive as fuck and this pinned out of date our collective blog is @pyxsys]

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(Basic info, interests, sys-related info, blacklist + DNI/do not follow, socials, tag stuff, etc.)

Last updated: 09/27/22

Note! The individual information in this post is about Alex, however, others may be on this blog possibly posting once or twice. It's not necessarily a collective blog, but in some small ways it is. Everyone has their own blogs still! They're listed in this post as well :)

[Ladies and gentlemen, you have been the most beautiful audience!]

Basic info:

>My name is Alex! You can also call me Raven, Shumaii, Ky, Xav, X, or any shortening of Achilles. My most preferred names are Alex, X, and Raven. Pyx is technically a secondary but not preferred.

>My pronouns are he/him (2 versions: he/him/his and he/him/hiz), hy/hym (he/him with y's instead), xe/xem, ra/rav, and achi/achill. He/him is the primary set used, second most preferred is xe/xem, third ra/rav (pronoun guides at the end of this section)

>I'm not 100% sure of how I identify but for now I stick with demiboy leaning agender and aroace. Please do not use any feminine/female-aligned terms for me and do not flirt with me, especially if you're over 16-17 cause I'm 16 and that's uh Weird 👉👉

>Feel free to send asks as long as they're appropriate and you're not being an asshole. Anon will always be on unless abused, but I only turn them off if I'm being anon spammed or harassed which has only happened once or twice. You can also send me submissions, but note I might not always see them super quick or post them.

Pronoun guides:

(aka how to apply them)

>Alt. he/him is just he/him/hiz/himzelf/etc, just he/him replacing s with z

>Hy/hym: hy = he, hym = him, hys = his, hy's = he's, hymself = himself, just he/him with y's instead

>Xe/xem: xe = they, xem = them, xyr/xeir = their, xyr/xy're = they're, xemself/xyrself = themself/theirself

>Ra/rav: ra = he, rav = him, rav's = he's, rave's = his, ravself/raveself = himself (based off the name/word raven)

>Achi/achill: achi = he, achill = him, achi's = he's, achill's = his, achiself/achillself = himself (based off the name Achilles)

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General Interests:

(Bold = most into)

Welsknight's content

Olexa's content

Binding of Isaac (Afterbirth+, Repentance, and occasionally OG/flash Isaac)

Inscryption

Deltarune

Sally Face (loosely)

The Song of Achilles

Animal Crossing (New Horizons) (loosely)

3rd life/last life SMP

Toontown Rewritten

Revita

Reto/Retromation (Revita, Hades, BoI, TCG, wholesomeverse live)

Moddi streams

Genshin Impact (I don't play on my own acc anymore but sometimes do stuff for Cain when he's not in the front)

Five Nights at Freddy's in general, pretty much all games (I don't know shit abt the lore anymore)

Arcane

Space/planets/vice versa (not knowledgable)

(Interests generally tend to be shared among all of or most of us)

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System-Related Info

We have 26 known alters, but some alters may be unlisted at times, usually when an alter is new. For more information on all of us (minus those unlisted ofc), here's the collective carrd for our system. Currently, our system name is "The Starlight/Pyxis System", though we do our own things individually so it may not be very obvious that we're a system (by that I mean we have our own accounts anywhere that we want to post stuff). We are also a host-centric system, which is why you may often see our host(s) fronting for longer periods of time.

Front indicators in bio:

🌺 = Alex

⚔ = Wels/Cain

🥀 = Cyrus

🎹 = Melody

♦️ = Hels/Azazel

♟ = Etho

🔥 = Tango

🐦 = Jimmy

🧨 = Joel

🎲 = Branzy

🃏 = Pierce

☠ = Pyro

📖🔮 = Maddy

💜 = Subz

🦊 = Vitalasy

⚡ = Spoke

🗡 = Alicia

🏹 = Faine

⭐ = Hunter

🌿 = Willow

💠 = Yuliy

🌹 = Mikhail

♠️ = Jesse

🥄 = Sam

💙 = Jay

🏵 = Bee

🐇 = Eve

✂️ = Kal

⚫ = Silh

You can find relevant/general info on the collective carrd and individual info about each of us on the alter list carrd linked there. We also have a carrd that's basically a random info dump about us.

Individual accounts:

Wels - @knights--hoard + @wels--knight

Cyrus - @cyrusnix

Hels - @xprince-of-hellx

Alicia - @soldier--poet--king

Yuliy - @yuliy--jirov

Mikhail - @mikhail--jirov

Jess - @jessassassin + @not-jessassin

Sam - @iamnotsp00n

Jay - @revitakid

Hunter - @a-bad-but-sad-boy

Willow - @willow--park

Tango - @tangoofthetekvariety

Etho - @youve-been-etho-d

As mentioned at the beginning, other alters may post here as well! Posts made by alters other than me (Alex) will be signed with their proxy/emoji at the end and their txt tag will be [proxy].txt. For reblogs, any talking in them will likely be signed off and they'll tag the reblog with "[proxy]-rb". This blog is not necessarily a collective, but it can act similar to a collective dashboard if that makes sense at all.

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General blacklist:

Close-ups of insects without warning/asking in a previous ask, please ask to send me those first!

Discussion of self harm or suicide untagged/without warning if you're not a close friend

Any slurs whatsoever, I'm fine with people reclaiming the f slur as long as you're not using it in a derogatory way towards anyone else I genuinely don't care if you call me that lol (I personally will not ever use it in posts)

Images or discussion of needles or veins

Names only cause mild discomfort but generally avoid the names Jamie, Mya, Ice/Hal, Miles, and any names from the Crater System, and if you don't know those names feel free to ask (This also includes the name Python so please don't talk to us about the cc just cause it causes discomfort to hear the name, sorry.)

Generally do not fucking speak to me about CS unless you personally have been harmed by them as well and want to talk about it. If you're asking what they did, that's fine. But we aren't open to discussion about it unless a) we're venting about it or b) you've also been affected by them directly.

Criticism of any sort on my art, constructive or not, politely given or not, even if I don't do art much anymore at all. Just don't want it or need it, thx

Jokes that sound disapproving or angry without using tone indicators or even with tone indicators like don't tell me something clearly negative or rude and then slap /j or /lh on it because buddy that ain't how it works.

Transphobia/homophobia/racism/etc. Duh. I'm not down to discuss those topics.

Using any female-aligned terms towards me (only male-aligned or androgynous/gender neutral please, just uncomfy and tbh annoying)

Images of lips (incredibly uncomfortable + mild anxiety trigger ngl lol)

Jokes about kissing me lmao choke

Anything NSFW unless you wanna sound like a pedo because I'm 15

Keep politics away from me because I don't have the energy to argue and you can't expect a burnt out sophomore to know a lot about it anyway

Don't call me any typically sexual names/terms like whore, for one thing I'm ace, for another thing I'm a minor anyway, and for a third thing it reminds me of someone who makes me incredibly uncomfortable and in some cases it can be triggering.

If you call fictive memories fake I'm hard blocking you, do not say that kind of shit to us

Please don't tag me or any of us in self care or eating reminders because it's uncomfortable. Don't give us any either unless you're a close friend just giving a simple "take care of yourself". Just bugs us a little.

Don't talk about religion, not triggering just uncomfortable

I'm not down to discuss 2019 hermitblr shit that happened since I was affected by it/targeted to a degree so don't ask me about it unless you're documenting things (as in gathering info against people behind it to document)

I am not down to talk about/discuss/hear about SA unless you're a close friend.

Mutuals please tag:

(Bolded = use an additional "alex don't look" tag, non-bolded just means make sure you tag the topic normally, those don't need the other tag, if you need to know how to tag something ask!)

Sexual assault discussions

Discussions/detailing of religious things, kind of just relating to christianity cause it's uncomfy for us

Self care/eating reminders

Anything that tries to guilt you into reblogs/notes

Anything trying to guilt you into self care

Discussion/mention of animal abuse

Discussion/mention of being hospitalized for mental health

Discussion/mention of fusion (system thing)

Close-up images of spiders (non-drawings)

Any kind of toxic positivity bs

Anything that's like "life is short so be positive/do positive things" in any way

Any content relating to watchers, especially imagery of watcher!grian

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DNI/Do Not Follow:

• If you aren't going to at all acknowledge that we're a system

• Trump supporters

• Pro-lifers

• Anti-self diagnosing (when done properly as in through thorough research n stuff) or if you think you need to have a professional diagnosis to be valid/that diagnosis isn't a privilege (it is.)

• Anti-system/kin

• Anyone who engages in cancel or callout culture mainly just for small fandom drama but also just like in general

• Performative activists or if you support performative activism

• NSFW/18+/kink blogs

• Pro-ana/thinspo

• Anti-mogai/anti-neopronouns

• TERFS, SWERFS, racists, sexists, homophobes, or anyone anti-LGBTQ+ in any way

• Ace/aro exclusionists

• Anyone who just wants to argue or cause drama

• Anyone who supports C//llMeC//rson

• Hardcore dream stans/general dsmp stans (casual/chill fans are fine)

• If you support Fundy/defend him

• Anyone friends with or associated with the Crater System or anyone that continues defending them/would continue to defend them

• If you group in every other mcyt group with dream smp saying "mcyt fans/stans dni" or say "mcyts are toxic" or vice versa, or generally if you always say mcyt when you mean dsmp

• Endogenic systems or tulpa systems or their supporters, or any other made up non-traumagenic bs

• If you use the terms sysmed and traumascum, embarrassing for you <3

• Transmeds/truscums/if you think trans misogyny doesn't exist/isn't real

• If you think blackwashing is real or that white washing isn't

• Kaeluc shippers lol or if you defend them, seek therapy

• Pro-shippers/"anti-antis" whatsoever, especially if you preach about it not being harmful

• If you support or are associated with Miles, Hal/Ice, Andy, or anyone involved in that group (hc fandom shitheads)

• If you think that having a professional diagnosis makes you better than anyone or gives you the right to fakeclaim undxed/self dxed systems

• If you call pseudomemories/fictive memories and source trauma fake or delusions or compare introjects to DA's

• If you're aggressively anti-hermitshipping or just against it at all. If you politely don't like it that's fine but if you're hardcore against it and are loud or obnoxious or rude about it go the fuck away.

• If you judge or shame introjects based on their sources or shame systems for their introjects for any reason

• If you aren't critical of your interests

• If you base system headcanons off of stereotypes and stigmas/support DID/OSDD stereotypes and stigmas

• If you headcanon CANONICAL Sun & Moon as a system or think they're an accurate representation of one (making your own non-canon versions is fine if you change them to be at least SOMEWHAT accurate to systems.)

• If you misgender Frisk, Chara, or Kris

• If you find genuine enjoyment in the no mercy routes in UT/DR

• If you villainize Chara or blame the no mercy route on them

• If you support or defend generikb

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Other social medias:

Shared Twitter - _pyxsys_

Instagram - xsing.o.musex (I barely use this)

Shared Twitch - pyxsys_ (we mask in chats when we do speak in them)

Shared Discord - Pyxsys#6841 (interactions/messages in public servers are masked, if we ever speak in them)

I don't play Genshin on my account anymore but sometimes I do play on Cain's so,, lol—his UID is 638822544, if I'm in the front and you wanna play with me just ask, if you wanna play with Cain then you can ask him on his blog if he's in the front or you can ask whoever is fronting if they can pos trigger him

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General/common tags:

• Alex.txt is for any normal posts

• Other alters posting will use similar txt tags, formatted as "[proxy].txt" (e.x. Cain would be ⚔.txt, Cyrus would be 🥀.txt, vice versa)

• Reblogs from others aka Not Alex on here might be tagged with "[proxy]-rb" but generally you can see it wouldn't be Alex based on the front at the time. If it is Alex then it's just whatever tags he wants to put or none at all.

• Ask is for asks, anon is for anon asks, if you use a sign I'll add it to your anon tag (unless you're a friend that uses anon then its just your regular sign-off as a tag)

• I sign my asks with "-🌺"

• Discourse or arguing is tagged as discourse more often than not

My trigger tag format might not be super consistent, some stuff might be "tw/cw [topic]" or it might be "tw/cw // [topic]", make sure you have either format filtered

• My people tags list is outdated as hell, people tags will just exist when they do

• System thingz is a tag for system-related posts

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Other notes:

• Please don't like spam my blog at all, it's just annoying and I block freely for it. Even if you like the Welsknight content I've posted or other fandom reblog spam.

• If you like spam I'll probably block you. If you get soft blocked and refollow only to keep like spamming or you just continue spamming without refollowing, you will be hard blocked.

• Try not to send me asks consisting of just an image or something I won't really know how to respond,, or just don't expect me to respond

• Don't randomly dm me or send me asks for basic conversations, I'm not good with those, if you're a mutual then feel free just know I suck at convos

• If you don't like my opinions on things then don't follow me or interact with me? Plus if yours are worse I'm just gonna make fun of you

• If you're also a system with hermitcraft introjects then feel free to talk to us :) as long as you're traumagenic and strictly anti-endo lol cause we're aggressively anti-endo/anti-anything-but-traumagenic

• Also! You're free to ask us about system things, just know if we aren't comfortable answering we won't or if you ask a shitty question we will tell you not to ask systems that. Questioning systems can also ask about system experiences, just remember we aren't a help blog at all.

• If you have cats you better show me pictures of them >:( I'll show you Salem in return

• Note that mutuals =/= automatic close friends or even friends at all sometimes, if we interact a lot or to a more than mild extent then yeah maybe friends but don't jump the gun we're not always active with mutuals or other people

• Keep in mind that when it's not just me main fronting that our accounts are in separate logins. We're not always logged into the same one account. If it takes me a while to see an ask or something I apologize, I'm not always actively here logged in or I might not be out ofc. Our email notifications for asks are also very delayed, minus Cain for some reason.

• If you don't get a reply to your ask I'm probably keeping it or I don't have a response. It's almost never going to be personal because if it was I'd probably tell you in a response lol

• Mutuals are free of course to let me know if you need anything in particular tagged!!

And that's all! Welcome to my blog :)

[Look at me, everyone, I'm smilin' big!]