#ethan is such a good dad

[incessantlark]

eef wieners...

[simptasia]

LOST: Season One

[funnyscienceman]

just remembered that asscreed underworld exists and i am baffled once again. how does this book claim ethan frye to be a good dad when all you need to do is take one look at evie and jacob separate and together to realize no, what the fuck, he absolutely wasnt, not anywhere close

[where-our-stories-start]

My whole life, I worked so hard to be the exact opposite of my dad. And, uh, looks like I ended up just like him. I just wanted so badly to build you a legacy you could be proud of. But I might’ve got a little bit caught up in it.

[supercap2319]

Y/N finished putting on his father's leather jacket as Sam came into the room and smiled at her younger brother. "All set for your date with Ethan tonight?" He turned to look at her and smiled shyly. Yeah, just about. We're going to go see that new Stab movie that just came out and then for a burger."

Sam smirks. "Fair warning. Dad and Tara are downstairs with a camera and a lecture."

Y/N groaned. "Why a lecture? Dad acts like he never had dates before. From what Sidney Prescott told me, dad was a real fuckboy in high school."

"Thank you for that unflattering picture of our dad. I'll be downstairs." Sam left the room as Y/N looked at his phone. Ethan would be here in ten minutes. Better get this over with. He walked downstairs as Tara was taking pictures of him with her phone as she and Sam giggled. His father, Billy Loomis, gave him half a smile. "I was wondering where that jacket went. Here let me fix it." Y/N walked towards his father and he fixed the coat.

"First date with that Landry boy, eh? His brother's a real pussy." Billy said.

"Dad." Y/N warned.

"Kidding. Mostly. Anyways, tonight he'll try to put the moves on you and get into your pants. That's when you deck him in the balls like I taught your sister."

"Dad, I appreciate the advice, but Ethan's not like that. He's a nice guy." Y/N said.

"Nice guys finish last, Y/N." Billy told him.

"I know. Sidney Prescott told me that you did finish rather quickly." Y/N chuckles as his dad glares. "Wise ass."

"Besides, Ethan's a virgin just like me, so anything we do will be at our own pace and not rushed." The front doorbell rang as Tarah went to get it and found Ethan on the other side with flowers in his hands. "Hey, Tarah is Y/N–Wow."

When Ethan saw Y/N, he gasped a little at the leather jacket and nice looking jeans. He entered the house as he handed over the flowers. "Wow, you look amazing." Y/N blushed as he sniffed the flowers and smiled. "Thank you. A gentleman as always."

Billy cleared his throat. They turned to look at him. "Hello, Mr. Loomis. Sam."

"Hi, Ethan."

"Hello, son. Just so we're clear... There will be no funny business tonight. No sex or blowjobs or anything like that. Understand?"

Ethan nods. "Yes, sir."

"Good boy. Now, get both of you." He pushed them out the door.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

noise canceled new years 🎆

[fluffyapathybunny]

*sobbing in the corner*

[ghoul--doodle]

Some baby cateyes :} (+ Ethan and Augustine)

[rakkikuroba]

Do you ever think about the reason why Albert and Alex didn’t leave Umbrella sooner is because they were financially dependant on Spencer?

No just me?

Because it’s shown multiple times through Albert jumping from a big corporate to another one or in one of Alex’s files in Rev2 that they didn’t have money to finance their researching so they stayed.

They didn’t have money to their names because to Spencer, they’re not human beings, they’re just test subjects.

Just me?

[winnie-daze]

I was playing around with Character.ai but man Ethan's responses got so accurate what the hell

Also the last two are an extra lmao

[themildestofwriters]

I don't know about you, but I am abnormally attached to Ethan Winters from Resident Evil 7 & 8. He's just my favourite character, not just based on who he is in the games, but because of the potential of a character like that. The game is a coward for killing him off, because there's so much potential for a story exploring the post-game after RE:8. Like, you can't tell me that there isn't a hurt/comfort narrative crossed over with an identity crisis, what makes a human human, and how knowing what he is impacts his experiences going forward.

Also, Ethan deserved a mutated form. He deserved to go berserk during one of the final fights, growing claws and fangs and tendrils and the like. He deserved to become a monster, to fight monsters, to save his baby girl.

[homicidal-slvt]

Do any good father figures wish to adopt me? Please? Any takers?

I'm placing myself in the cardboard box on the side of the road with the "Free" sign. Pick me up.

[normalbrothers]

i have little recollection of the 1930s wolfman, but the one from 2010 was definitely a csa allegory .............

[that-disabled-princess]

I can just imagine Runaan getting Rayla to go to bed by telling her it's part of assassin training.

Rayla: *pouts* But I don't wanna!!

Runaan: You have to.

Rayla: No!

Runaan: *crouches down* Would you like to know a carefully guarded assassin secret? *conspiratorial whisper* The most important part of an assassin's training is a good night's sleep.

Rayla: *smart enough to know he's trying to get her to go to bed, but also intrigued* Really?

Runaan: Why do you think Ethari insists I sleep in on days off? Even assassins need sleep, little blade.

Rayla: Okay... bed it is.

[lando-piastri]

everything new I see about this yellow flag it reminds me more and more of 2021

[delicatebluebirdruins]

Ethan: my grandad died as the report said he had Type B blood Claire: (wary).... Leon: (eager).... Ethan: unfortunatly it was actually a Type-O Claire: sighs Leon: laughs