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[nosuda-cringe]

That one AU I never do anything with. Plus crab Gobber suggested by @ziggityzigg XD (click for better quality)

And closeup of the sillys

[official-panini]

*in the tone of an ad*

have you ever asked someone for mosquito bite cream?

does the phrase "mosquito bite cream" take too long to say?

say "squito sauce" instead!

*side effects include: your parents not understanding what you mean, repeatedly saying squito sauce in random situations cuz it sounds so fun, and death!

[thetomorrowshow]

New chapter of oleander :)

Summary: MCC. He’s feeling more normal already! This will be good for him, he knows it.

[evelynclawthornes-ghost]

Lilith deserved to get a few stomps in at the end of watching and dreaming … Thank god she got to break his nose at least 🙏feminism

[goldentigerfestival]

Forgot to post this earlier but I did in fact comb the entire Vesperia script to determine how many times he uses ま/まあ throughout the game, along with a few other phrases he uses repeatedly. This counts all of main story, every single sidequest, and every single skit in the game.

Final counts were:

ま/まあ: 279

Ma/Maa; translates to "well". He uses this at the beginning of a sentence usually, but it's sometimes in the middle. "Ma" is usually more quick and snappy. "Maa" is more thoughtful and/or prolonged. Obviously it can vary based on context, but that's the general breakdown.

んじゃ and any variants: 133

Nja, along with variants such as "ja", "soreja", etc. Variants are counted when they're all used to express "let's get going", when they're about to head off ("ja" could be used in a sentence such as "ja/but then, why is xyz like this", etc). They encompass translations such as "well then" (let's get going implied. includes "so then", "then" "alright then", and so on), "we should be off", "let's get going", "let's go", etc. (not to be confused with 行こう(ikou), 行くぜ, (ikuze), and other similar versions of this phrase. That can also mean "let's go", but any instances of Yuri using that particular phrase was not counted because it wasn't a variant of, specifically, んじゃ, which is also his most common "let's go" ja variant).

おい / おいおい: 66

Oi/Oi oi; translates to "hey"/"hey, hey", though "oi" is more or less an accepted word in English nowadays.

おっと: 12

Otto (not to be confused with "oto", referring to sound); an expression of surprise that can translate roughly to "whoa there" (which is the most common translation I do see for it and what I'd use in most cases too, context of course varying). The reason I included this one despite it being so seemingly low in number is because it's not a particularly common expression, much less one used multiple times by a single character? It's so rare from anyone else, which is just a regular thing relative to Yuri and his dialogue/speech (i.e. most characters sparingly use phrases repeatedly, as compared to Yuri... as you can see lol. Other characters use these words/phrases, but nowhere near as regularly, if regularly at all).

Realized along the way I should've included やれやれ (yare yare, "good grief", "oh dear", "oh boy" etc), but by the time I realized I should have in case it was an interesting count, I was too far into the script to be able to handle going all the way back through it LOL.

No. No, I am not joking that Yuri used ま/まあ 279 times throughout the course of the game. That is to say, it could be more if I missed any, but on the assumption I didn't, that's where it stands.

Why do I love this so much? Because it's a very specific character quirk of a character I adore. I'm very fond of his repetition. Thank you.

[pietroleopoldo]

Quindi i fascisti sono al governo in Italia, il fronte popolare sembra aver retto in Francia... *Guarda la Germania* UHM.

[affogonellamarmellata]

Provando ad esorcizzare e metabolizzare La Primavera Della Mia Vita con una lista fatta nel memo del telefono prima che gli effetti di quel che mi è successo lascino il mio corpo per sempre (queerbaitata dai colartino sul grande schermo)

[SPOILER DI SEGUITO DEL FILM DI COLAPESCE E DIMARTINO “LA PRIMAVERA DELLA MIA VITA” andate a vederlo se ne avete la possibilità]

il titolo dell’ultima track che sarebbe questo madonna mi mangio le mani :)

chimiche nel cervello alterate irrimediabilmente

[resolvebound]

@quiiscnt im taking the opportunity to do 3 😅 so here's #1/3

Send ⭐ for a sample of a new muse I am thinking of writing // accepting

The soft sigh she let out would have come across as exasperated to some, yet those who had come to know her well would see the touch of a smile and the warmth in her eyes. She watched Wendy fall deeper into sleep, marvelling at the way the girl could rest on the floor as she was. Even with the pile of blankets they’d amassed for their ‘movie night’, it wasn’t particularly comfortable on the floor of the lounge.

Charle suppressed a yawn and eyed the movie Lacrima that continued to play softly. Would Wendy wake up if it was turned off? Perhaps she’d wait a few minutes more, just to be sure it was safe. Wendy deserved a good rest, after all. They’d had quite a day of travelling, finally returning home after an extended mission together. Tiring as it had been, it was…nice to not be involved in some world threatening danger for a change. Did they dare get used to it? She supposed she could channel her prophetic powers if she really wanted to know…But the future was too fluid, she knew, nothing could really be certain.

What she did know for sure, was that Wendy would wake up with a stiff neck from the position she was curled in now. Really, she should be moved to her bed, or at least the couch.

Another sigh slipped from Charle as she adjusted herself to stand, paws brushing invisible dirt from her clothes out of habit. Closing her eyes, she focused her magic and allowed it to wash over her, the transformation sending a warmth through her body. Now considerably taller than she was (though her ‘human’ form was still hardly tall), she opened her eyes and peered down at her dearest friend, watching for a moment to see if she remained asleep. Reassured for the moment, Charle quietly shifted closer, glad that she had pushed herself to gain new magic so that she could be of more use. Stronger (and longer) limbs certainly made gently scooping up the young dragon slayer now a lot easier, after all.

With Wendy’s slight form in her arms, she carefully lifted her to the couch and eased her down on the plush surface. Certain the girl wouldn’t wake, Charle straightened up watched her for a moment, a fond smile playing on her lips.

She then turned and picked up one of the blankets from the floor, draping it gently across Wendy before moving to sit upon one of the nearby armchairs with her own blanket. Content for the moment, she allowed her eyes to close and peace to seep in.

And that was when the vision struck.

[mxdam]

two marriages during her mortal life were quite enough; margarethe would not spend eternity trapped in a third, the next unwilling addition to a harem of wives kept by a powerful, ancient vampire. she made her escape. armed with only the weapons given her by her new, immortal form, for centuries since she has roamed the earth, solitary, dangerous–and hungry.

information of note:

vampire margarethe is depressed, lonely, and bitter. she's still great at parties, but she is very much a darker, sadder version of the character.

she is incredibly indifferent to human life. she is a wasteful killer who doesn't always feed from her kills, and although she does like to seduce, doesn't care about consent when she does feed.

because she spent a significant portion of her early life as a vampire away from humans, she has forgotten how to "play human," and will often come off as creepy, staring without blinking, or not obviously breathing, for periods of time.

she needs to be invited before she can enter a human dwelling. she is susceptible to direct sunlight, wooden stakes, dismemberment, and fire, but not religious symbols nor garlic.

this post will act as a permanent starter call. please like it if you would like to receive starters, asks, etc. from vampire margarethe.

[lvcdrms]

TASTE - jaeyi & mile + reverse

TASTE + reverse for receiver to take sender's fingers into their mouth. with @spaceny

chegava a ser vergonhoso o quanto mile já estava elétrico, os nervos à flor da pele, mesmo que ele e jaeyi não tivessem feito muito. mesmo que só tivessem trocado beijos e amassos o suficiente contra aquela parede para que a blusa de mile desaparecesse no caminho e os lábios de jaeyi acabassem em seu pescoço em algum momento — e aquela havia de ser a posição mais desconfortável possível, ainda mais para o mais alto, mas mile tinha de admitir que a forma que jaeyi conseguia encobrir seu corpo inteiro com uns bons centímetros de vantagem fazia algo borbulhar em si. tinha que ser culpa da vida que levava, do tesão acumulado que a rotina apertada não o deixava extravasar. de tesão acumulado de tempos de antes de jaeyi entrar em sua vida e não só finalmente lhe oferecer uma válvula de escape, mas lhe deixar subindo pelas paredes de novo. parecia um adolescente de novo.

o que quer que fosse, apenas sentir os dedos dele contra seus lábios bastou para que mile se arrepiasse, sentindo-os mais sensíveis do que seus beijos já costumavam deixá-los.

até sentir a pressão contra eles.

quando se deu conta do que jaeyi queria fazer, estremeceu. mas também partiu os lábios na hora. like a good boy or some shit. quando deu por si, ia de encontro aos movimentos dele, inclinando a cabeça até ter todos os dedos dele em sua boca. até senti-los em sua garganta.

só percebeu que o gemido era seu quando o som já tinha escapado.

só percebeu que tinha fechado os olhos quando voltou a abri-los, encontrando a mirada de jaeyi.

a decisão foi instantânea. mile agarrou o pulso dele como se para se firmar, e percorreu a língua pelos dedos dele até se certificar que não tinha um milímetro que não estivesse encharcado. não podia se preocupar menos com a saliva que começava a escorrer pelo canto de sua boca também, estava ocupado demais chupando os dígitos de jaeyi enquanto sustentava seu olhar, como se quisesse fazer alguma propaganda própria. imagina se fosse seu pau.

pois mile estava imaginando. e, por mais que amasse a mão de jaeyi e tudo que ela era capaz de fazer — não conseguia deixar de pensar que ela não preenchia sua boca o suficiente. não ia fundo o suficiente.

fez o seu melhor para parecer sensual enquanto retirava os dedos dele da boca, deixando um fio de saliva a conectá-los. mas sua paciência logo se esvaiu, e foram as suas próprias mãos que voaram para o botão da calça de jaeyi, tentando abri-lo apressadamente. "off — take this off, c'mon."

[omarfor-orchestra]

Ok uh ma se loro tipo. Se loro si rivedessero per la prima volta dopo trent'anni no. Cioè loro si rivedono, no? Due che non immaginavano neanche quanto si sarebbero amati etc etc. Si rivedono e fanno l'amore.

A quanto è quotato uno dei due che nel mezzo dell'atto scoppia a piangere e tra le lacrime dice all'altro "mi sei mancato così tanto"

[fandomandangstlover]

hey. hey fellas.

emesis blue actor au

[greenscreen-dress]

Hello aux 5 fans de Hermitcraft francophones sur ce site, j'ai fait 2-3 recherches pour voir s'il existait un hashtag ou un serveur discord ou même un groupe FB, n'importe quoi qui permette de réunir les gens FR qui sont fan de MCYT, mais de l'extérieur j'ai rien trouvé... Alors.

Soit une communauté MCYT / Hermitcraft FR existe mais elle est très petite &/ou se cantonne à quelques Discord privés entre amis proches.

Soit elle existe mais je l'ai pas trouvée dans mes recherches qui certes étaient très brèves.

Soit elle existe pas du tout, ce qui serait triste, & très improbable vu que j'ai croisé qqun déguisé en Ranboo a une convention novembre dernier.

Du coup voilà je lance un appel: VOUS ÊTES OÙ VOUS DISCUTEZ OÙ LAISSEZ-MOI ENTRER svp merci. (._.).

[fceriestcrdst]

my autistic ass avoided watching the x-files because i knew it would consume me....

& now here i am fully consumed even though I've only watched the first few handful of episodes of s1 (i'm regaining spoons needed for media consumption), but let me tell you w h a t!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was so excited i started crying because it combines unbridled pining, a skeptic & her believer husband partner, true crime, weird mythology, aliens (which i already knew abt obvi), unlikely besties who are prepared to square up at all times (re; scully being cold towards the agents mocking mulder & mulder being ready to fight g o d whenever anything happens to scully).

i just love the show a lot & i expected this but goddamn!!!!!! it's wormed into my spin category & now my alien spin is returning along with my 'unexplained happenings spin!!!!! i'm being consumed i tell you!!!!

[elainemorisi]

has canon ever tried to square the circle wrt Federation social morals and the use of imprisonment as punishment?

[themhac]

allora sono preoccupata nell'ordine per:

1) thomas che forse non mette abbastanza spf (anche se il segno degli occhialini mi fa tenerezza😭😭)

2) nicolò che fa i selfie a cena come un boomer qualsiasi