In small-town Texas, affable and popular mortician Bernie Tiede strikes up a friendship with Marjorie Nugent, a wealthy widow well known for her sour attitude. When she becomes controlling and abusive, Bernie goes to great lengths to remove himself from her grasp.
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Film Cast:
Bernie Tiede: Jack Black
Marjorie Nugent: Shirley MacLaine
Danny Buck Davidson: Matthew McConaughey
Scrappy Holmes: Brady Coleman
Lloyd Hornbuckle: Richard Robichaux
Don Leggett: Rick Dial
Sheriff Huckabee: Brandon Smith
Rev. Woodard: Larry Jack Dotson
Molly: Merrilee McCommas
Carl: Mathew Greer
Townsperson: Marjorie Dome
Townsperson: Tim Cariker
Townsperson: Fern Luker
Townsperson: Jack Payne
Townsperson: Sonny Carl Davis
Townsperson: Chris Humphrey
Mourner: Jesse Lucio
Townsperson: Ann Reeves
Townsperson: Kay Epperson
Townsperson: Ira Bounds
Townsperson: James Baker
Townsperson: Kay McConaughey
Townsperson: Kristi Youngblood
Townsperson: Kenny Brevard
Townsperson: Margaret Bowman
Townsperson: Mollie Fuller
Townsperson: Tanja Givens
Townsperson: Glenda Jones
Townsperson: Travis Blevins
Townsperson: Sylvia Froman
Townsperson: Martha Long
Townsperson: Jo Perkins
Townsperson: Reba Tarjick
Townsperson: Dale Dudley
Townsperson: James Wilson
Townsperson: Teresa Edwards
Townsperson: Billy Vaticalos
Townsperson: Rob Anthony
Larry Brumley: Tommy G. Kendrick
Townsperson: Pam McDonald
Townsperson: Kathy Gollmitzer
Townsperson: Cozette McNeely
Professor Fleming: Richard Andrew Jones
Friend of Deceased: Charles Bailey
Mrs. Pebworth: Suzi McLaughlin
Mr. Estes: Grant James
Mrs. Estes: Juli Erickson
Dwayne Nugent: J.D. Young
Dwayne Jr.: Charlie m Stewart
Lewie: Joe Stevens
Esmerelda: Raquel Gavia
Church Goer: Amparo García
Oil Worker: Toby Metcalf
Chainsaw Artist: Doug Moreland
Pianist: Edward Ji
Guys & Dolls Performer: Jill Blackwood
Mel: David Blackwell
Kevin: Gabriel Luna
Photographer: Deana Newcomb
Assistant Director: David Steakley
Bank Manager: Peter Harrell Jr.
Deputy Sheriff: Joe Leroy Reynolds
Truck Driver: Christian Stokes
Generator Operator: John Hornbuckle
Sheriff’s Deputy #2: Wray Crawford
Café Waitress: Margaret Hoard
IRS Agent: Charles Allen Eskew
TV Reporter: Quita Culpepper
Cashier: Mona Lee Fultz
Judge: Jerry Biggs
Lead Juror: Robert Works
Community Theater Group: Chris Barfield
Community Theater Group: Taylor Bryant
Community Theater Group: Colin Bevis
Community Theater Group: Jacqui Bloom
Community Theater Group: Joshua Denning
Community Theater Group: Ellie Edwards
Community Theater Group: Alaina Flores
Community Theater Group: Jennifer Foster
Community Theater Group: Leslie Hethcox
Community Theater Group: Jordan Hill
Community Theater Group: Berkley Jones
Community Theater Group: Trevor McGinnis
Community Theater Group: Mika Odom
Community Theater Group: Chell Parkins
Community Theater Group: David Ponton
Community Theater Group: Gray Randolph
Community Theater Group: Rachel Hull-Ryde
Community Theater Group: Ian Saunders
Community Theater Group: Madelyn Shaffer
Community Theater Group: Larissa Slota
Community Theater Group: Daniel Rae Srivastava
Community Theater Group: Ellen Stader
Community Theater Group: Lara Wright
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant: Betty Andrews
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant: Marcia Bailey
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant: Umpy Bechtol
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant: Nita Bouldin
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant: Nellie Hickerson
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant: Jeanette Kloppe
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Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant: Sharon Rigsbee
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant: Debbie Shaw
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant: Flo Weiershausen
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant: Gina Wooten
Juror: Gary Askins
Juror: Ben Bachelder
Juror: Meredith Beal
Juror: Stacey Bruck
Juror: Michelle Briscoe
Juror: Lesa Brooks
Juror: Gayla Bruce
Juror: Brenda Bunton
Juror: Kristi Copeland
Juror: Jeff Davis
Juror: Orion Gallagher
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idk if Horikoshi put much thought into it, but it's implied that Pops has two children. So Eri's mom and another kid.
This is from the family tree we see in the manga when he's talking to Chisaki about Eri's mutation. The outlined part is Eri's immediate family, with both sides having two children in both branches. We don't know which side is maternal or paternal, but either way, both sides show that Eri's mom and dad had their own siblings. It can't be Chisaki because this family tree shows quirks within the lineage.
It's such a minor thing but I am so intrigued now
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I will say this: something I learned when going to the memorial was that there is a part of my brain that possesses an unfathomable rage and it is purely due to good manners that I don't instantly react with physical violence.
And that's weird! I am not a person who gets very angry a lot, and certainly not to a level of harming someone else. But unfortunately someone who has been doing a lot of harm to my family took my hand in both of theirs and saccharinely told me how glad they were to see me and how much they missed me and I was very kind, very gracious, while this hitherto unknown part of my brain activated and was doing the calculations on how quickly I could slug them before anyone could stop me.
This would have been as out of left field for my family as it would have been for me, I tell you what. I don't like physical violence. I'd say that I'm 99% incapable of it unless I was defending myself. I am the designated spider catcher at work. I stepped on my cat's paw and cried about it. I hate harming things.
I remember sitting down in the reception after with this plate of like. cheeses. and an ice tea. staring blankly at the table while my cousins talked about what they had been doing and thinking, "Woah, hey, what was that about????"
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If you could rewrite the church family (Rhea, Seteth, Flayn, Billy, Cyril, Catherine, Alois, idgaf about Jerry, and Shamir’s fans generally like Edelgard too much for me to vibe with them), how would you do it? I love your headcanons.
thanks lol
No Manu ???
I don't know if rewritting them is the word, or just, "using them", but it can range from anything like "summer AU" (like what FEH tries to sell even if Cyril and Alois will never be added and the lizards are in limbo) where everyone relaxes, to monastery hijinks like
Cyril's first day of class and everyone popping up to check if he's alright, like Alois passing by to say hello during class and cracking jokes as an excuse to see if the giant cookie stash Rhea gave Cyril is empty or not (if it's empty it means he shared some with his new friends!), Shamir being "suddenly ordered" to give archery seminars or Catherine inviting everyone to the training tower.
Alois's family sometimes visiting Garreg Mach and Flayn sort of befriends his daughter and loves to hear the story of how he and his wife met - Seteth, after many "hmph" and "maybes" finally accepts to accompany Alois to visit his family with Flayn (who wanted to talk to his daughter about fashionable stuff young people do nowadays and how normal people live!), but it ultimately became a trip to convince Alois not to buy the rumour that "there is a Great Sage living in Lake Teutates who can teach you how to master your fears" because 1/he knows his brother started this rumour since he was bored and wanted some company and usually it ends in a disaster 2/Indech loves to make magic ghosts/soldiers for fun, and if dropping kid!Rhea in a pond was supposed to help her "master her fear of water" he knows Indech is going to throw a hundred ghost soldiers at Alois to help him "master his fear of ghosts".
Rhea still gives the worst pointers to Billy on how to "people" correctly, to the point where Billy is the one who gives her pointers, but it doesn't really work - until Manu gives the ultimate advice to Billy, no one has to try to socialise with her, because everyone falls for her charm! So Billy tries to understand what "charm" is, which prompts Rhea to dust off some "subversive books" to help them.
Which of course spirals in a catastrophe, when Cyril who's starting to recognise letters, wonders what's "charm" to Catherine who tells him it's something like exchanging knight vows, like swearing your life to someone "a bit like a partnership then?", but it's totally not like that, so Catherine directs him to Manuela. Of course Cyril doesn't go and asks Rhea instead, who is very happy to tell him everything she knows about Great Emperor Wilhelm which leaves him completely puzzled, but he's too polite to point it out, so he nods.
Ultimately he asks Seteth when he returns "It's like swearing knight vows but not like a partnership and doing it like the First Emperor did?" and Seteth gives the longest sigh every, asking him to come to his office later to get a lecture about "romance and appropriate conduct", but Cyril replied that he was not interested in romance anyways, but the professor is, since they have books about it.
Of course, Alois volunteers to help Billy with their heart issues, and Billy spills the beans, they tried to make friends so they asked Manuela how to do so, and Rhea gave them those books.
It is rumoured Seteth's sigh echoed for days in the halls of the monastery.
Billy, while accompanying Seteth who pulled out one of his "straight to the Abyss" cardboard boxes to "cleanse the Archbishop's quarters" asked Cyril if he managed to make friends during his first day of class, and Cyril dismissed them saying they don't need friends anyways (which then made Alois confess he had been spying on Shamir's orders "But I saw your bag of cookies, you didn't share them with your friends?") the life at the monastery is more than enough for him.
Billy then said to everyone - who's reunited in Rhea's quarters because they were following first Seteth (who's hunting the "subversive books"), then Billy, then felt bad for Cyril (who brought fresh water for the flowers!) so followed him - everyone here is their friend.
Alois cried hugging them, Catherine called them stupid for saying something so corny but ruffled their hair, Flayn was so happy to hear it, Manu didn't hear anything since she was arguing with Seteth about "artistic licence" and "books of art" and Cyril still didn't see what was to great about having friends. Rhea returned from helping kittens (Duchess Whiskers the VIIth got a new litter!) she placed in Seteth's office seeing everyone hugging Billy in her quarters, who told her they have friends now.
Flayn then pulls out the "deluxe tea-time set" from Rhea's cupboard - she kept just in case hoping she would be able to have tea with a lot of people - and the "preserved thanks to Nabatean magic" cookies and everyone shared a cup of tea.
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wait hold on have i talked about roys brother on here?? i don’t think i have actually so im gonna talk about him RIGHT NOW
(hes not like important to 2hnb btw i came up w his idea before 2hnb was a thing)
so roy has an older brother named cyrus (full initials are CMYK… sort of like how roys full initials are RGB) and he likes card games and ttrpg stuff/board games (pretty much roy -> video games while cyrus -> board games/not digital stuff).
he mostly stays in his room all day (like roy) but he also has a job working at like a gas station or something
he doesnt really give a shit about roy tbh he thinks hes annoying lol
if he actually had a finalized design id draw a “the X brothers” meme with him n roy in it
i imagine everyone in the rgb/cmyk family is fuckin tall so cyrus is pretty tall (about 5’11” probably) even though hes shorter than roy (roy is 6’4”)
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God i love christmas so much. My entire family went to the rural hick superspreader event and theyre 100% gonna be mad at me for sneaking out because “family”
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Wondering if the reason I dream of loving relationships is because I'm bored and it's been sold to me as this grandiose adventurous thing. Thinking about the fact that like, after having been broken up with, I've decided what I want from a relationship is someone who makes me not scared to get out of my comfort zone. Do I want love or do I need to play dnd more ?
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