#especially when he's younger

[doctorsiren]

the doodles I did while flying back home today

[arthursfuckinghat]

Guys, you know that "Dutch Van Der Linde was a manipulator who mainly caused the downfall of the gang" and "Dutch Van Der Linde saved people by giving them a place in the gang and teaching them life skills" CAN coexist right

[manchesterau]

dan shaking his ass for phil over the years

[nuclearbleu]

do you even remember the last time the Light of your God touched your skin?

[thefallenangel2008]

Hc that Ford has a REALLY high alcohol tolerance from the stuff he had to consume in these various dimensions for 30 years. I mean, so high that it's seemingly impossible for him to get drunk at this point (maybe with space alcohol it'd be easier for him to get drunk). He also probably has a stomach made out of STEEL at this point. Which makes him the perfect candidate to try Mabel Juice! It'd be funny if he ended up liking it (Mabel would be ECSTATIC and start making more juice for him too). Also a funny little scenario, Ford and Stan in the boat just drinking and getting drunk. Stan (who has a high alcohol tolerance of his own) is all like "how the- *hic* how the HELL ya ain't drunk???" And Ford's just "🤷🏻".

[kacievvbbbb]

I’m just very obsessed with the idea that mihawk is useless in a weapon less fight like he cannot throw a punch or get out of a pin to save his life like one he can’t kick he’s done out for the count, and this is why Shanks ends most of their duels this way. Because he’s a filthy cheater and Mihawk is even worse off because it’s Shanks pining him and he has eaten a lot of dirt.

Shanks decides to teach him the art of fighting dirty cause he’s nice that way but also let’s just say that Shanks likes being in a pin a little too much

[herrscher-of-daddy-issues]

Welt’s kids (in hi3+hsr) doing increasingly stupid things to try and get a rise out of him and each time he’s like “been there, done that”

[akalegos]

the idea that all of rvb could still just be some guys in their mid to late 20s playing halo together makes me giddy

[lbhslefttiddie]

the qiong ding peak disciples 100% have petty beef with lbh for stealing their favourite didi lmao

they're not gonna Actually beat him up (without Reason) but they're very emphatic about how thoroughly they WILL if lbh messes with sy. it's like a shovel talk that never ends

sy isn't actually completely oblivious to whats going on but he doesn't get why they're like this and he thinks theyre being fucking stupid (and he trusts them to not actually bully binghe) so he's elected to ignore their antics entirely

[holdingup-fallingsky]

Do y’all think when Danny listens to Daniel by Elton John he’s like “I’m a star! :D”

[phantom-whale-pelvis]

Shout out to autistic Barclay. Yeah yeah I love Data as much as the next guy but come on. The only reason we aren't calling him autistic more often in fandom I've seen is just 'cause he isn't the kind of autistic people can easily infantilize. He's weird and annoying sometimes and he stammers like a motherfucker. But he's respected by everyone around him because y'know what he's a person and a lot of the time he's right.

[dykedvonte]

You wanna talk about House and Benny? Let’s talk about House and Benny. Let’s talk about how House says he saw Benny as a son figure ans a rightful successor to the strip. Let’s talk about how Benny was so charmed by House’s offer that he literally killed a man to get the position to agree to it. Let’s talk about how House was intentionally priming Benny and regrets not doing better, not for the wasted time but of Benny’s wasted potential, how it was misplaced. Let’s talk about how Benny didn’t question House’s leadership until the guy started going radio silent. Let’s talk about House and Benny:

[swirlzberry]

THE OUTSIDERS HEADCANNONS

Im pretty sure Darry cuts his brothers hair cannonly.

SOOO

I like to imagine that Darry always had the likes of cutting hair and would do it from time to time when their father allowed. He’d also cut the rest of the gangs hair sometimes. Johnny typically had long curly hair when he was a younger and it would rarely get cut cause his parents are neglectful. So he’d cut it himself which led it to grow strangely. Mrs Curtis found this out from Sodapop and immediately had her husband cut Johnny’s hair from time to time.

Darry tended to cut Johnnys hair more than his father since he was around johnny more. But once dally began to hang around the gang more and soon become apart. Johnny refused to cut his bangs cause dally had his hang just above his eyes and Johnny wanted to be just like him. AND DARRY 1000% JUDGED JOHNNY FOR THAT. He’d be like:

The 17 year old Darry, stared across the kitchen table at the young Johnny. A look of disbelief glowed in his stare. It wasnt really his thing to jduge and johnny was a teenage discovering himself. But Darry was quite judgy, just as his brother Ponyboy. It wasnt jusgemnt over big things typically tho, just small dumb things. He was better at hiding it though.

The length of his bangs bothered him. They were nearly almost like curtains for his eyes. And Darry knew exactly why Johnny wore them like that

“Come on” Darry leaned on the chair, “lemme cut an inch off, at least”

Johnny looked up from the comic strip he was reading. His face grew an annoyance to it.

“Ain’t touching a piece of it” he flashed a soft smile, “i already told ya”

Johnny flipped his head up attempting to move the hair blocking his eyes, to get back to his comic strip.

Darry mumbles something, walking away in defeat.

[lilythelitten]

An amusing thing I noticed in SoM. Spoiler-free, for once, through heavy use of zooming in on photos :P (I mean, unless you count a suspect list as spoilers.)

So here are the stats for Irratino’s parents. Please note the underlined portions:

5’0 and 5’9. Not too out there, one of them is very Smol and the other isn’t, but nothing particularly worth noting.

…

How tall is Irratino, again?

6’2.

Jesus Christ, what did this man’s parents feed him? Where the hell did he get the tol genes?! That’s the real mystery here! :V

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

Von Zarovich siblings

We have Strahd (23), Svetlana (25), Stanimir and Slavko (16), Sasha (12), and Sergei (5)

Background/headcanon under the cut:

So, admittedly a LOT of this is is just gonna be PURE speculation/projection from me, but hey, canon has One (1) Sibling set in stone and the rest is fair game. May this change if I learn more about him? Possibly, but my DM hasn't told me any of this doesn't fit so we'll keep it.

In my head, their mother had her first child at around 17/18, which was Svetlana, and then basically IMMEDIATELY after her husband was VERY keen to get a son, and so Strahd was born soon after. The twins were born a few years later, but tbh I reckon their father as the kind of man who still wanted to have as many heirs as possible just in case the first one dies or fucks up, so there may have been a couple of unsuccessful pregnancies along the way. Poor Lady Von Zarovich. She needs a cane to walk before she's 40 (what's that another reason for Strahd to subconsciously fear aging and the passing of time no waaaay)

I don't think any of these kids were particularly close with each other, the Zarovich household doesn't feel like a family that encourages outward signs of affection and I don't think it comes naturally to them (and when it does, it's discouraged, either purposefully or inadvertently). Sasha's the most sensitive, a quiet girl who just wants to avoid being in trouble.

Despite this lack of closeness, Svetlana was very much the Eldest Daughter and felt (and was made to) the need to look out for her younger siblings. In fact, she's the reason this painting exists; it was taken in the build-up to her wedding, as this would be the last time she and all her siblings would be back home together in one place. It's the happiest any of them have ever looked in a portrait.

On several occasions, the few times she saw him, she tried to offer to introduce Strahd to some nice noble ladies for him to settle down and marry. After all, as the eldest son, it first fell to him to continue the Zarovich name, right? But he always brushed her off, saying that could wait, his first priority was military conquest, he had time. In fact, tell you what Lana, after he's taken over this latest valley, THEN he'll let you find him a bride. It's just a small little valley, easy to conquer, surely these dusk elves won't prove too much trouble? We'll save those details for another post.

In fact, she helped find partners for all her siblings. Sure, 'love' was never a priority, but she felt more confident she could find them a suitable partner who they'd ALSO like and be cared for, not just letting political alliances take priority. That's her responsibility, as the eldest.

All the boys were expected to achieve greatness, and they mostly went for military prowess. Slavko in particular excelled, very confident in that one day he may even surpass his older brother. After all, whilst a mighty warrior, Strahd always preferred the role of tactician, of planning, of strategy. Not Slavko, he was straight in there with a sword, ready to fight whoever and whatever. His twin, though, was better suited to diplomacy. He was slighter, weaker, but cleverer. In another time, these two would have been the ones to have something of a Cain and Abel relationship....however, that never came to be. Slavko died on the battlefield shortly after he turned 30 (even if he didn't our boy Strahd blew them out of the water like GODDAMN DUDE)

Sasha fell ill in her mid 30s, and she too tragically passed away, her daughters and older sister by her side. A sister who watched too many of her siblings die before their time.

Svetlana lived a long life, raised her two sons well, but carried the heavy weight of her family's tragedy for the rest of her days. Stanimir, too, lived a good life, but even after having his own heirs, there was a melancholy relief that the Zarovich name soon faded out after their time. It carried far too much with it.