#esin speaks

[esinofsardis]

omegaverse, even at its most dystopian, requires worldbuilding where capitalism is forced to bow to people's physical needs. society needs to be reordered to prioritize a physicality that is not only uncontrollable, but irrational and emotional. in a real world where emotional needs are devalued, irrational needs are dismissed, and physical needs are met with a "just push through it", omegaverse offers an alternate reality for disabled people. here, we can imagine a world where society is oriented around bodily, mental, emotional, and sexual needs, regardless of political or economic system. this can be intensely comforting to those whose needs are not met in real life. in this essay i will...

[esinofsardis]

On the flip side my parents literally both carry a book wherever they go. I'd walk into a room and they'd be like "shhhh we're having a reading party, get a book or go play somewhere else". And my siblings and I all read a ton. Even my youngest brother who doesn't really like reading is still very well read. My dad read aloud to us every night before bed.

I don't read a ton because it's good for me or something. I read because my parents do. Because my mom would ask "did you remember to bring your book?" Because my dad would brag about how he even had a copy of Return of the King in his pocket at their wedding.

Yeah I read a lot on my phone now, but if I had a different upbringing I'd probably also be playing candy crush.

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

[saspitite]

pspsps suomitumblr i am in need of great assistance

well its not that urgent but

so, i am a subpar finnish speaker paired with HORRIBLE audio processing issues. i also really love this band called hevisaurus. i am trying to make a full translation of one of their story-based albums, but there's a lot of talking segments that aren't officially transcripted or anything. and i am So Bad at listening. i did my best with a transcript, but i am essentially asking if any (native or fluent) finnish speakers can proofread it for me, you don't gotta do the whole thing of course (that's why i split it up into segments), any bit of effort is highly appreciated. and... if you help me out i'll make you a little drawing :] (this is my art blog for those who want to look)

THIS ^ is all of the talking segments in the album that havent been transcripted. its numbered and sectioned by "scene". below will be my Amazing Transcript that is totally not riddled with errors and unconfident blank spaces... (the character names and whos speaking arent that important, dont worry, i was just keeping track personally)

1

(Herra H.) Ukuli pöllö kyllä maailma paras opettaja!

(Riffi) Niin on!

(Milli) Me on opittu koulussa niin tärkeitä asioita.

(Herra H.) On tärkeä, olla esimerkiksi rohkea, vaikka veli lavan(??) pöllö (???).

(Milli) Ja kaikki lasten tekee mistä pitää arvosta.

(Riffi) Ja on hyvä olla utelias!

(Komppi) Sekin olla(?) muuten opittu, että tärkeä auttaa muita!

(Riffi) Niin on!

(Milli) Varsinkin perhettä ja ystäviä.

(Herra H.) Nyt (???) mielin mennä arvatkaa mihin(?)!

2

(Herra H.) Hei! Kuunnelkaa! Mikä toi ääni on?

(Komppi) Nyt täällä metsä sai joukko (???) kunnossa.

(Herra H.) Tolla johta valkotakissa miehiä.

(Riffi?) Onks ne lääkärejä? 

(Milli) Ne on tiedemiehiä!

(Hevisaurs) Arrgh... (why are they so unhappy theyre just scientists damn!!)

3

(P.D.) Moi, kaverit...

(Hevisaurs) Moi!

(Komppi) Louhikäärme! Mitä sä täällä metsässä haahuilet?

(P.D.) No, mä tulee vaan huilaan mä kuono (??) päivä.

(Milli) Mitä tapahtunut? 

(P.D.) Sain pienen haavan sormeen...

(Komppi) Voi hitsi... Minä voisi kyllä isona (??) paha mielen pois kummittajaksi(??????)

(Muffi) Suloisen mielen auttaa myös, jos on vähän aika suruinen.

(Milli) Se on ihan totta. Ei aina tarvitse olla iloisella mielen.

4

(Riffi) Kuulitteko(?) jotain?

(Herra H.) En kuullut mitään...

(Riffi) Koputtiko joku?!

(Milli) Joku taitaa olla ovella.

(Muffi) Ei avata(?).

(Komppi) Kuka noin kovaa ryskyttää? 

(Herra H.) Ei voi olla totta... Se on erikoisnaapuri. (???) haista tuoreet popkornipullat!

(Komppi) Se on aina kylään punkemassa(?)! 

5

(Komppi) Hä... Häiritseekö muuten teitä ketään muuta se tosiasia, että me ollaan yhtäkki... nyt jostai syystä avaruudessa?!?!

(Herra H.) No mä just mietin, että oonks mä laihtunu vai miks mul on näin painoton olo...!

(Milli) Mietin että ne joulut(??)

(Muffi) Ei oo kyllä mitään hajuu!

(Komppi) Ei niin.

(Herra H.) No, mut kerran kun täällä ollaan(?), mi käydäänkö samalla moikka massa humista(?)!

(Hevisaurs) Joo!

6

(P.D.) Mikä Muffi Puffi muuten sun suurin aarre?

(Muffi) Ehhh... mikä on aarre??

(Komppi) Mä oon(?) pojalla vaikka Amerika pastilli(????)

(Herra H.) Tai huimainen kengänpohja!

(P.D.) Joku sinulle tärkeä esine tai asia... tai vaikka... tyttöystävä.

(Muffi) Mä en kyllä aina ollut enemmän kiinnostunut pähkinöistä. 

(Herra H.) Sun pähkinät tuppaavat välillä olemaan vähän kateissa!

(Muffi) Kyllä niin, ja se on aina ollut joku vähän tuominen.

(Komppi) (???) vois kyllä isona tulla (???).

(Herra H.) Niin musta. Ei mä tiedä!

7

(Herra H.) Kuulkaas, kaverit!

(Hevisaurs) No/Joo(??)?

(Herra H.) Mä oon nyt tullut vähän semmoseen tulokseen. Että kaikenlainen tekeminen on kyllä tosi kivaa, kunhan arvostaa myös kaikkea sitä, mitä muukin tekee.

(Komppi) Kyllä!

(Herra H.) Ja kun uskoo itsensä, eikä luovuta, mikä tahansa on mahdollista!!

(Hevisaurs) Näin on. (they sounded so fed up here lol??)

[esinofsardis]

okay vampire chronicles friends. so i know anne was like vampires are sensitive everywhere so they don't have sex cause genitals aren't anything special yeah yeah okay

but what if we took that "sensitive everywhere" part to its natural conclusion and Daniel's playing with Armand's hair and like "did... did you just cum from that"

[icy-watch]

Speaking of next season, I don't know if anyone's told you yet, but TOH did get cut short so, they did what they could. It's 3 episodes long, and somewhere around the 40-50 minute mark iirc? You might need to split the watch time.

I think someone may have told me early on or I read it somewhere, but yeah. I've heard. And I'm sad that that happened.

I'll def be splitting up the episodes, so if anyone knows of a good spot to break the episodes in half, just let me know.

*shakes fist at corporate Disney* This is somehow Bob Iger and Michael Esiner's fault.

[esinofsardis]

And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy,

and God, I know I'm one

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[esinofsardis]

I look at my blorbos and go "you are a fucking menace to society" (affectionate)

[esinofsardis]

Gabrielle de Lioncourt is an icon... she looks at Akasha and is like yeah I could take her... fearless.... stunning ...

[mlmdarkfiction]

GIFT FIC- Extra Credit?

Fandom: Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Ship: Edelgard Von Hresvelg/Byleth Eisner 

Description: After Dorothea finds out Edelgard has a B in Professor Eisner's class, she tells Edelgard to ask for extra credit, knowing the other woman has a crush on the Professors Daughter who's also his teaching assistant.

Content Warning: Modern AU, College AU, Teachers Assistant Byleth

Authors Note: This fic was a gift for one of the kind people who donated to help my friend pay medical pills for their dog!

Read Below:

“...”

Silence interrupts the once cheerful conversation between the four girls. The other three had been waiting on a response, and were instead met with nothing.

Edelgard had, admittedly, stopped paying attention to the conversation at hand as soon as she’d gotten an email about their midterm grades being released.

She had to check immediately!

She expected what she always did.

Perfection.

Her whole life Edelgard had been kept to an impossibly high standard, and things truly hadn’t changed much now.

Really, the only change was that it was now Edelgard herself expecting too much of herself.

And when she checked her grades and saw that everything was not perfect and that they didn’t meet her regular perfection she was crushed.

There was no way she had made a mistake.

With all her studying, and the amount of hard work she put into every assignment, there was no way she’d earned only a B in Professor Eisner’s class.

Edelgard had never gotten a B before.

And it was unacceptable.

“Ede?”

Dorothea finally calls gently, breaking the silence.

All three women were capable of understanding that something was wrong, based both on Edelgard’s silence in turn of conversation, and the sour expression that had slowly taken her face as she looked at her phone.

Just seeing that expression on Edelgard’s face was enough to make Bernadetta nervous by proxy, her leg beginning to bounce under the table in an attempt at self-soothing.

“Sorry.” Edelgard says at the realization their lunch time conversation had halted because of her.

“What were we talking about?”

Petra and Dorothea share a look between them.

Clearly something was bothering the other woman.

Instead of answering her so that they could continue their mundane conversation, Dorothea decides instead to pry.

“Is something wrong?”

“Wrong? Why would something be wrong?”

Dorothea and Petra share another look.

The sharp, somewhat rushed tone of Edelgard’s voice was enough to give away that something truly was bothering her.

Exasperated Dorothea sighs a little, shaking her head.

“Well you were looking at your phone like it killed your whole family.”

A pause.

Edelgard simply sighs.

No matter what she does or says there’s no way Dorothea is going to let this go, it’s simply not in the other girl's nature not to pry when she thinks there is something wrong with one of her friends.

Although an admirable trait, in this specific instance, Edelgard hates it.

“I got a B in one of my classes.”

“A B?”

Bernadetta finally speaks up, it’s clear by the confusion in her voice she doesn’t understand the problem. For someone like Bernadetta, someone who doesn’t keep themselves mounted on a pedestal, a grade like a B is no problem.

However the meek girl immediately regrets speaking up at all when she gets a sharp look from Edelgard.

“Yes, Bernadetta a B. I got a B.”

Sensing the tension, and Bernadetta’s rising anxiety, Petra finally interferes, wrapping an arm around the other woman.

“We are going to have to be going now!”

Edelgard sighs as the other two retreat, leaving her alone at the table with Dorothea. She makes a mental note to apologize to Bernadetta later.

“Well...Which class is it?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean,” The look on Dorothea’s face, that teasing smile that’s slowly taking over her expression, makes Edelgard regret this entire conversation.

“Is it the class with that cute Teacher’s Assistant you like so much?”

“...”

The silence is all the answer the other needs.

She practically squeals in delight, clapping her hands together.

“Oh Ede! You stupid Lesbian! No wonder you have a B in that class! You’re too busy staring at her!”

“No. I am not- That is- That is ridiculous.”

It’s not ridiculous.

Dorothea is right, she knows she’s right, and Edelgard knows she’s right. Still, even if they both know the truth, that doesn’t mean she has to admit to it.

“Well it’s only a midterm.” She points out, knowing there’s no use to get Edelgard to admit she’d slacked off due to her crush on the Professor's daughter.

“If you’re saying it doesn’t matter because it’s only a mid-” “Relax.”

Edelgard’s spiel is cut off by Dorothea gently resting a hand on top of hers, and gently squeezing.

“All I meant is you still have plenty of time before grades are final to turn that B into an A.”

She smiles gently at the other.

Dorothea can never entirely understand why Edelgard is the way she is, but she tries her best to be supportive.

“And for someone like you that’s easy right?”

It’s barely noticeable, but...Edelgard does relax a bit.

“You’re right…”

“And besides!” Dorothea chirps out, “If you really want it fixed now, you could always ask Byleth for some extra credit!”

And as if worried Edelgard wouldn’t understand the extra meaning in her statement, Dorthea winks for emphasis.

Ignoring the pink that comes to her cheeks in response, she just rolls her eyes at her friend's statement.

Although the idea wasn’t entirely a bad idea.

Professor Esiner would never give out extra credit, but his daughter, the TA, might.

It was worth asking about if nothing else...even if that means humiliating herself by admitting that she needs the extra credit in the first place.

The next time Edelgard has Professor Eisner’s class she once again struggles to focus. She is, as usual, distracted. Although for once her distraction has less to do with Byleth’s existence, and more to do with her extra credit.

Instead of actually paying attention to the lesson Edelgard is trying to figure out how she can ask Byleth about extra credit without embarrassing herself, or without making herself out to seem like some kind of idiot who’s failing the class.

When all the other students start piling out of the classroom, Edelgard stays. For a while it’s just the four of them; Edelgard, Byleth, Jeralt, and Leonie.

And the longer Edelgard finds herself waiting on Leonie to leave, the angrier she finds herself becoming, until she’s firmly glaring at the redheads back.

It really doesn’t seem like she’s going to leave at all, still talking the Professors ear off, and so instead Edelgard makes the decision to take the L on this.

After all, Dorothea was right when she said there was time before grades finalized.

She gathers her things, heads to the door, but then she’s stopped, a hand reaching out to grab her wrist.

It’s a subtle action, gentle but firm, but still enough to cause her to jump, whipping around quickly to be met face to face with Byleth.

“Hey-”

Edelgard hopes she doesn’t look stupid, she can already feel the heat rising to her cheeks, lavender eyes flickering from her wrist and the fingers around it, to Byleth’s calm face.

“You waited all that time,” Byleth says softly. “Did you need something?”

Getting defensive is an instinct, something that triggers before she’s actually able to stop it. “Need something? Why would I need something?”

But Byleth keeps looking at her, obviously not buying it, expression blank as ever, and it’s enough to make Edelgard crumble apologetically.

“I was...just wondering about extra credit.”

“Extra credit?”

Edelgard curses Byleth.

Curses how cute she is.

Her thoughts immediately drift from the topic at hand, and to the way Byleth always seems to tilt her head just slightly to the right when expressing confusion. She wonders if the other woman is even aware she does it.

“Extra credit, yeah…” Edelgard clears her throat, using the moments pause to regain her composure.

“My grade fell from an A to a B for seemingly no reason, and so I thought…”

“I won’t sleep with you.”

…

What.

Edelgard’s composure quickly falls apart.

Although that’s what Dorothea had originally been joking about when she’d told Edelgard to ask about extra credit, she had no intentions of actually-

Surely Dorothea hadn’t talked to Byleth about this?

But then...how else would she have known to say that?

“I-I don’t understand what-”

“That’s...That’s what happens in movies, right?” Byleth seems just as confused as Edelgard, at least.

“Someone asks for extra credit, and then they have sex?”

Edelgard is even more perplexed.

That sounds like a bad porn plot more than a movie.

Does Byleth watch porn?

No! Bad horny brain! Focus on the task at hand.

“I was…thinking something more like worksheets.”

Her entire face has become engulfed in red, and she finds it more difficult to actually look at Byleth.

“Oh.”

The other woman pauses and then turns to call out to her father, “Hey, can Edelgard do extra credit?”

Great.

Now not only did the Professor end up finding out she wanted extra credit, but Leonie overheard as well.

This is becoming worse and worse, more humiliating by the minute.

“I...think I am just going to leave.”

She hadn’t realized until she tried leaving again that Byleth hadn’t released her wrist. It’s easy to tug free of her hold now that the surprise of being grabbed has long past.

Edelgard quickly makes her way out of the class room and down the hall. She just wants to go back to her dorm.

It’s likely irrational, and she realizes it, but she feels like she was made a fool of both by, and in front of the girl she likes.

The girl who probably is completely unaware she likes her.

She’s trying her best to avoid the heat in her cheeks, and the tears threatening to spill from her eye due to the humiliation of it all.

“Edelgard! Wait!”

Byleth jogs down the hallway, catching up with the other easily.

“I brought you these.”

Worksheets. She’s offering Edelgard a handful of work sheets.

Clearly Jeralt must have agreed to the extra credit work.

She’s relieved if nothing else, at least all this humiliation hadn’t completely been in vain.

“Thank you.”

Edelgard takes the worksheets, but notices that Byleth seems to hesitate for a moment. She raises a brow, waiting for the woman to speak.

She’s usually not the type to show any form of hesitation, and so she gets Edelgard’s full attention.

“I’m sorry about before,” She says softly. “I was trying to make a joke but...I’m bad at jokes.”

That is an understatement, but it at least makes Edelgard feel a bit better about the entire situation, knowing that it was just an attempt at humor.

“I didn’t mean to embarrass you,” Byleth continues.

“And...Dorothea told me you like me?” It’s said with just the tiniest bit of emotion in it, a curious, hopeful upturn to the last word.

Edelgard decides in that moment she has to kill Dorothea.

“So...I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date?”

Edelgard decides that she will not kill Dorothea.

When she doesn’t get an immediate answer Byleth panics a bit.

“Not like- Not as extra credit! Just like...in general. Just a normal date?”

“...I’d like that.”

[naijastudio]

Baba Suwe A Veteran Comedy Actor Died At Age of 63 Years

Babatunde Omidina, often known as Baba Suwe, a legendary Nigerian comedy actor, has died. He was 63 years old when he died. On Monday, his son Adesola Omidina confirmed his death on his own Instagram profile @Omo Omidina. "This is to inform you of my father, Mr. Babatunde Omidina's, untimely demise. The fabled and rare jewel " Babasuwe ° More information will be available soon! In the message, Adesola said, "May your soul rest in perfect peace Dad." Since his struggle with the Nigerian Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) eleven years ago, the comic actor has been suffering from a partial stroke. The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) arrested the veteran actor in 2011 on suspicion of possessing cocaine-like substances. The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency charged him with drug trafficking, an accusation that the Lagos high court of law dismissed as unfounded and defamatory. The late actor said that shots given to him in NDLEA prison disabled him and that he was later discovered not to be in possession of hard drugs. "I have not forgotten about my issue with the NDLEA and I will never forget because I am still experiencing the aches and suffering from that encounter," he stated in a June interview with newsmen. The injuries they inflicted on me at the time continue to affect me. "As I speak with you, I am unable to walk on both legs. I have to be carried to my room's toilet just to use it. Using the restroom is also a difficulty. "Despite the fact that I travel abroad for medical check-ups, my body is still not in good shape." As I previously stated, I am unable to walk to my toilet without assistance. This has been going on for about a week or so. Before that, I couldn't even walk correctly, and everybody who saw me would know I had trouble walking." "When I was in the custody of the NDLEA, they searched me, injected me, asked me to go to the bathroom, but they never found any cocaine inside my system," the veteran actor remarked while describing his ordeal with the NDLEA. They didn't see anything because I defecated there. Omidina began his acting career in 1971 and rose to prominence after appearing in the film Omolasan. After appearing in Iru Esin in 1997, he became more well-known. Written By:- NaijaGenre Read the full article

[esinofsardis]

I think you mean Percy Bitch Shelley

[esinofsardis]

"habsburgs itself into oblivion" is such an unhinged yet perfectly accurate way to describe this

[esinofsardis]

Petunia -- your presence soothes me

Being with you feels like being wrapped up in the softest blanket imaginable, listening to the rain while sitting on a window seat, your hands wrapped around a mug of cocoa. People come to you for advice and it’s almost always sound. You do tend to try to “fix things”–it’s okay for others to be having negative emotions, and sometimes they just need you to sit with them as they go through it. You are very artistic and you shouldn’t invalidate your creativity because you feel like you don’t express it flawlessly. Also, this applies to any medium: painting, drawing, music, singing, crafting, needlework, writing, or even just having a deep appreciation of art. You would be a penpal and get so creative with it. When you give someone a gift, it’s often homemade and intensely personal–you put so much thought into it. At least at some point you thought you would own a bakery or coffee shop when you grew up.

Like wow this is so me and so lovely

Have you ever wondered what flower from Victorian flower language you are? I have! I have a quiz about it! (my credentials are that I have a spreadsheet of over 600 flower meanings)

[edeyorubarewa]

Reposted from @herstoryosng (@get_regrann) - Enikeni lo le jiya ipalara nipase ikolu ifipabanilo, eyi ko niise pelu eya, okunrin ni abi obirin, ko ti le niise pelu esin ati wipe gbogbo wa la ni ojuse bakanna lati boju to. Gbogbo wa le fi owo sowo po lati dide soro tako isesi, iwa, asa towo-dowo ati itan to ngbe ebi fun awon olujiya to si nda awon oludese lare. Kini iyato ti iwo yi o se? Translation: Anyone can be a victim of sexual assault, regardless of their tribe, gender or religion and we have a collective responsibility to address it. We can all unite under a common responsibility to speak up against attitudes, behaviours, traditions and narratives that blame the victim and absolve the perpetrator. What will you do differently? #HerStoryOurStoryNG @HerStoryOSNG - #regrann (at Sheldon, Solihull, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B52qhtxJCdr/?igshid=yjlyn2buihiu

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How You Should Hold Your Tote Bag Like a Celebrity?

People are very critical about their appearance and are willing to take all necessary steps to improve the way they look. The clothes that a person wears, the facial beauty, the hairstyle, all have impact on the appearance of the person. And at the same time, the accessories that you use are important as well. This is especially true when it comes to women because they are the ones who use different types accessories. And while speaking of accessories, the most important one is the bag. The fact is that there are countless styles and types of bags available in the market and it is up to you to choose the right one. And one of the most popular type of bags is the tote bag.

Knowing about tote bags:

There are various things to keep in mind while choosing a particular bag. The use of the bag is a very important factor, that is, if the bag is to be used on a daily basis then the durability is something that needs to considered importantly.

In the case of tote bags, there are ones made from light materials and ones made from heavy materials. If the bag is intended to be used daily, then light material bags should be preferred. And if you are looking for a travel bag then the heavy materials should be selected. The most popular tote bags are leather tote bags.

The size of the bag is also very important. Always make sure that you buy a bag which is suitable to the usage. For example if you are about to buy a bag for daily use and need not carry a lot of articles, then buying a large bag would be an unwise decision. Alsothere are specially designed bags for different utilities. For examplewomen’s bucket bags, shoulder bags for work, laptop bags for women, etc are some of the different types of bags available in the market.

Holding the bag in style:

Holding the bag is also a very important thing and there are numerous styles of holding a bag. The MODESTY HOLD is suited to those who think that their short skirts are a bit too short. Holding a small bag by the handles would be sufficient.

The GO LONG style is also quite stylish. bags with long straps can be held in this fashion. This style can also be called the messenger style. The style is suited to those who take bags daily.

The NECKLACE STYLE is wearing the bag around the neck. This can be possible if the bad is light and small. If standing out in a crowd is the aim, then this style would be the right choice.

The CLASSIC STYLE is perhaps the oldest style of holding a bag. The tote bagis held in the crook of your arm and the advantage is that you can use your hands even when carrying a bag with you.

There is an exclusive selection ofdesigner totes, faux leather totes, leather totes and more at ESIN AKAN, check it out!

[esinofsardis]

I have literally sat at a weight loss clinic and tried to explain to the doctor that if I'm getting my food from a food pantry I cannot avoid carbs. That if I don't eat carbs and only eat protein and vegetables that is soooo much more expensive because you have to eat more to be full and energized.

I've had to explain over and over that my insurance doesn't cover a dietitian. That I cannot afford to take a probiotic that my insurance doesn't cover. That the suggested recipes have expensive ingredients. That I can't afford a gym membership or home exercise equipment.

I'm so so glad I got out of that whole program. It was horrific for my mental and physical health. And the doctor had no answers to any of that. None of her training or medical knowledge gave her any insight on how to lose weight on a budget.

i've started looking at weight and health the way i look at class and income and it really puts a lot of things into a new perspective.

let me explain: in america at least, the lower class have significantly worse health outcomes, even when accounting for other factors. just being poor is enough to make your overall health worse. we don't know that being fat makes your health directly worse, like the data just isn't there, but for a moment, pretend it does.

imagine going to the doctor with a health problem and the doctor looking at your chart and saying well, this problem will be less severe if you go up an income bracket. have you thought about becoming rich? it would really help. start by saving a little money every month.

ridiculous, right?? very few people successfully go from working class to rich, it just doesn't happen on a large scale in society. maybe for a time you pick up some overtime hours, spend a little beyond your means, and appear rich. but eventually you burn out, your car needs to be repaired, and you return to being working class.

we do have this data: only some people can successfully lose large amounts of weight, and only a tiny fraction of people who lose that weight actually keep it off for more than a year. telling people to lose weight for their health is just absurd because they almost certainly can't do it any more than they can double their income for their health.

and yet i see it everywhere. a little poster in my work breakroom tells me to improve my blood pressure by losing weight! a psa on the radio says you need to take care of your heart by losing weight! we can't even conclusively prove that weight is the cause rather than just correlated with a lot of these problems but here it is offered anyway: have you tried being rich?