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scooplery · 12 days ago

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i had a dream that i hung out with my chemical romance inside of a furniture store/water park combo and they were trying to teach me how to play bass guitar but i wasn't quite getting it. and Mikey was like That's okay i still don't get it either. CRUEL

#it was a very strange place. it was all decked out for xmas too 😒 can't even escape it in my dreams #also ray was absent but they were like Yeah he's busy. MAN COME ON #dreams

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knbposting · 6 months ago

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#aomine daiki #momoi satsuki #knb #kuroko no basket #kurobas #aomomo #this is for them in every verse btw i dont ship aomomo romantically #as much as she's his emotional support evil genius aomine IS her emotional support crybaby #they should have tshirts of that imo #KAGAMI GETS IT FOR THEM FOR XMAS LMFAOOOO #arrow pointing left “im his emotional support evil genius” etc #kagami entering their bitchy relationship is what im so excited abt in my aoka cinematic universe (ao3)#i say that as if i havent written kagz and momoi hanging out more than ive written kagz and kuroko hanging out #ANYWAY i made this post about aokaga by accident i am SO SORRY #kagami is always there. he's in my heart. he's tattooed on my eyelids. i cant escape #knb polls

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hella1975 · 11 months ago

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ive never felt more rural than i have in the past few weeks since hanging out with a lad who has only ever lived in cities. what do you MEAN YOU'VE NEVER DONE A MORRIS DANCE

#he didn't even know what morris dancers WERE i said some shit like 'you know it's summer when the morris dancers come out'#and he was like 'the what now' I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY. HE'S FUCKING WITH ME SURELY #AND THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN ABOUT THINGS I JUST ASSUMED WERE BASICS #'harvest festival 🤨' PARDON. YOU ARE JOKING #and also the CONCEPT of a village is baffling to him. i said there's probably about 100 people in my entire village #and we don't have a pub or a single shop the closest ones are in the NEXT village over which is a 3 mile walk #and this boy was HORRIFIED. we are both in a constant state of thinking the other is taking the piss #and now every time i think/do something abundantly rural im SO self-aware 😭#my mum told me the farmers are gonna do a xmas tractor run through our village this year #(they usually miss our village bc even by village standards it's tiny)#and she was like 'shame you'll miss it! i'll send you a video!' and im there already picturing this boy's face when i show it him #like sigh. yeah. yeah okay maybe the rural england is ingrained deeper than i feared. never escaping the allegations etc #had a conversation with him the other day that concluded with me 100% genuinely being like 'you need to touch grass'#i literally said 'i think it would fix you. like actually go and touch some grass what the fuck'#bc at this point he's so far removed from nature that it's INSANE TO ME. i didnt realise how much i took growing up rurally for granted #THESE PEOPLE DONT EVEN GET DRUNK IN FIELDS. THEY HAVE NO FIELDS. I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHAT A CAMP OUT WAS

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christiecandor · 2 years ago

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Help! Rick won't stop getting into the Christmas spirit, and he stole my shirt

#'Christmas spirit' is what I call my liquor cabinet #yes that's a real shirt that I own #it suits him too well #rick sanchez #rick sanchez x reader #rick and morty fanart #rick and morty #escapism #christmas #xmastshirt #xmaslights #funny Xmas clothing

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gaminegay · 1 year ago

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if I had a nickel every time I wanted to do a nice thing for a man and the immediate reaction I got was "be careful, he might misunderstand, you're a girl, the statistics" and got really bummed out I would have two nickels etc etc

#alda rambling #It sucks that everyone assumes he might be a creep and that I might not be careful but they are right. The statistics.#Friends and family and all yknow. And the thing is I THINK IT TOO I cannot escape considering it #But gdi I just wanna be nice!!#One time I was donating some stuff for Xmas to a guy who was on disability and I wanted to give him some chocolates too #BC he was having a rough time! But my father was like oh he might think you're offering Something Else #And I'm gonna have a movie night with a coworker who is old enough to be my dad and he's my BUDDY.#And my friends right away are like SUS be careful youre still a girl to him!! Even tho I'm openly gay #Like yes I get it. I am more paranoid than you actually. But god damn can I just be nice #I'm FRUSTRATED #Its hard to even word it without it sounding suggestive I hate it

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amnesiaguy · 2 years ago

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about to get SO stoned and watch a terrible cop show i love. happy erev christmas everyone

#ive escaped xtianity for the season bc i don’t work tmrw!! wahoo #and i haven’t been made to listen to xmas music even once :’)#nathaniel.txt

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missr3n3 · 10 months ago

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girl help i fell victim to one of the classic blunders (got an idea for another fic when i'm already up to my ears in WIPs)

#this one's cabin tales related #just like #imagine sarah manages to escape from peter's basement #and she's explaining what happened to her to this very nice cop lady #and it turns out the cop's throwing a xmas party! and shes got a really cool present waiting for sarah if she decides to go :)#the absolute CHOKE HOLD this concept has on me rn #this has been a public r3n3 announcement #ct rotten roots

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autumnoficarus · 11 months ago

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currently: spiraling abt how its almost the holidays and i have less than half of the things i need to do done before xmas day since im hosting the fam and i !! am procrastinating by using all my free time to binge bg3 again and take 4839484823 captures on every dialogue/cut scene in my playthru...............................i want to take a crowbar to past current and future me's kneecaps right now ngl

#txt: icarus vents #delete later #my favorite type of art is escapism #gonna turn in my day job and major to become the next houdini im so good at it #why am i taking a million gameplay captures???? idk ive somehow convinced myself ill get around to editing and makin my lil dnd ocs #some good ol aesthetic pics #bc i am in fact delulu #i just decorated the xmas tree thats been BARREN t o d a y smh and she be SCARCE too bc i cant find all my ornaments from storage UGHGHGkfj #im sry girly i wish i could make u into an icon

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littlelasagne · 2 years ago

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Finally.... I have a laptop.....

First night in bed with my beloved BMO since flipping July. The comfort 🤌 the relaxtion 👌 the vibes 👍

#can it be xmas already #i just wanna stay in bed and write #sweet escapism lol #laptop saga if officially over #thanks for tuning in and for all the support oxoxoxox

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virtuogenix · 2 years ago

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briannaallaround · 2 years ago

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My self control needs a fucking medal or something bc I've been this 👌 close to reading the mo dao zu shi manhwa for weeks now, but I'm getting the books for xmas and want to read them first. I am honestly slowly dying

#i watched the live action #and then the donghua #and have been greedily reading every fanfic i can get my hands on to hold me off until xmas #damn censorship getting in the way of wangxian ;-;#im also this 👌 close to rewatching the donghua #or forcing my mom to watch the untamed with me so i can watch it again #please i am fixated #and i also will be getting Heaven Official's Blessing (first 2 books) and The Scum Villain's Self Saving System (1st book)#bc i fell down the rabbit hole and cant escape #the untamed #mdzs #about me

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christiecandor · 2 years ago

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I just love him so much 🥰🙃