#ergo proxy headcanons

[ermalilee]

I don’t think I’ll write a fanfic but my god there’s a Vincent Law / Ergo Proxy smut drought!! Where my horny tumblr writers?! Where my Ergo Proxy fans?! Need some Vincent/ergo fanfics extra smutty STAT!!!

I have so many ideas/headcanons.

Like it really depends who you’re fucking, like are you doing Vincent or Ergo? Vincent is such a cutie patootie so he’ll be sweet and gentle but really eager. He might fuck you in his Vincent form because he’s afraid of hurting you as Ergo Proxy. But don’t worry you’ve got a monster fucker license!! Ergo might be huge but you can take him ;)

Ooh what if Vincent is trying to control himself because if he loses himself in the pleasure he might turn into Ergo Proxy? And he’s scared that’ll hurt you in the process? Mhmhmhm but you encourage him you can handle Ergo. Ergo is a little more different from Vincent who’s really sweet and honest. Ergo proxy is like idk 7 feet tall so he’s got an arm between his legs and those nails that scratch… He’s more reserved and a little harder to get out of his shell but my god he knows how to fuck! Definitely can get a little rougher with him and scratch his back and he bites!! Will definitely leave handprints on your ass from gripping so hard. Maybe might draw a little blood bc of his nails but you like it! He’s careful with you but still he might prick you. What if he had a crazy long tongue on some Venom type shit? Holy shit hell yeah. He’s definitely an eater. Ergo will make sure you’ve come at least three times with his mouth and that you’re good and stretched out to take on his cawk. And he’s actually kinda shy about being vocal but you do get some moans outta him, especially when you try giving him head. He loves when you try to suck him off, he thinks it’s cute of you to try. Ergo Proxy loves to fuck! He loves any position where he can see you and your face; he loves your reactions. He’s heavy on the eye contact as he eats you out. And he absolutely loves when you’re riding him and grinding against him to really get that bean stimulation. He thinks that’s so hot. He loves seeing you get off 1000% Honestly I think he enjoys seeing you come the most when it comes to getting down and dirty. He loves having his face covered in your juices… you’ll probably beg him to stop eating you out after so many rounds and he’ll grin and tease you still. He’s reserved but when he’s into it he loves to tease you and see you desperate. It makes his cawk start dripping just at the sight of you unraveling all sweaty and disoriented from all the orgasms. And after so much teasing with his tongue and fingers (he’s very careful with his nails) to stretch you and lubricate you, when he finally eases into you very slowly, you see stars!! That gets you shaking and spasming and coming all over him. So he stays still and holds you, kissing you all over your neck before you’re okay for him to move.

Also would you want the mask on or off with Ergo? Maybe you take it off halfway during the deed because you want to see him? Maybe that makes his heart skip a beat. And then you embrace him real close and give him a nice passionate kiss as he drills into you? Okay wait I’m cooking…

[cutepastelstarsalior]

Silly spiderverse headcanons

Gwen has a WIDE range of music. Something it’s alternative rock, sometimes it HipHop, sometimes it’s a generic pop songs.

Gwen likes listening to rock bands the most becomes she try’s to replicate the drummer’s speed or style. Or something listen to emotional screaming help her deal with all of her issues™️

Gwen and hobbie like to listen to each others music taste. Since cds came out in the 1980, someone gives Hobie one and he loves it. He learns how to burn music onto it

he and Gwen make each other playlist and cds.

They also make playlist for their friends. (They both gift givers)

Gwen picked her name after her favorite tv character

Autistic Gwen!!! Adhd Miles and Pavtir!!!

The Spider Gang™️ have friendship kandi bracelets.

Peni is Lesbian, Miles, Gwen, and Pavtir are bisexual, Noir is gay, Margo is Demi-aromantic, and hobie is aromantic + gay.

Gwen, Pav, and Hobie are all trans.

Miles has bad anxiety

Once Miles tells his family he’s Spider-Man, his mom immediately teaches him first aid, just in case.

Pavtir is naturally happy and energetic. But kind of hate it when other thinks he’s faking it or being native

Margo favorite food is steak tacos and she like binge eating anime

Margo comes from a big family and is the middle child

Peni favorite food is ramen and she tried to teach the others how to make it

Peni favorite anime in Ergo Proxy

Gwen has a special interest in penguins and she loves to see them at the zoo.

Gwen collects penguins and cute plushies

Noir also like penguins, E-42 miles like pumas, Pavtir like giraffes, Miles likes sea lions. Margo likes tigers, and Hobie likes pandas.

E-42 Miles (Gonzola) and Miles have a sibling “twin” bond

Every time they’re online the 2 like to spam each other kaomoji

both roleplay with each other

Adult headcanon

Miguel is trans, Jessica is pansexual, Peter is polygamous bi, and MJ is omnisexual polygamous

Miguel has ocd and self destructive tendencies

Peter has adhd and very bad depression

Jessica being a new mother gets a bit nervous leaving her baby at home with her husband, but she won’t dare bring her kid to HQ

She ends up bring her baby to HQ

Both Jessica and Peter talk to each other about being first time parents + child having spider powers. They both fins it helpful

Jess’s baby and Mayday grow up to be childhood friends :)

Ben Ridley and Superior Spider-Man have lot of philosophical debates…that sometimes leads into physical fights

Miguel like flan (strawberry specifically) since his mom taught him and that like the only positive moment the two had.

When Miguel was 13 his mom bought Gabriel a cat even thought Miguel was allergic

When Miguel was 8 and Gabe was 6, Gabe help Miguel picked out his name

Lyla like to dress up in different outfit because it help tricks humans into believing she not a computer and thus they tell her their emotional problems

She also like old fashion she thinks it’s fun she and Margo bond over it

Lyla he,so Miguel with his anger issues and ocd

The HQ has really good medical program and free healthcare

The HQ also has a way to make money for different dimensions.

[primaldesire]

𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄

18+ Blog AGELESS BLOGS DNI

If you are not above the age of 18 I can't stop you from reading but please don't interact, just read and keep going that is all I wish.

Requests are open but do keep in mind that I will not write the following:

CNC ( Consent non Consent)

Race play

Fecies play ( That should be obvious why I won't write that)

Incest (Self-explanatory sicko)

I will not write smut for characters that are minors the most I will write for them is fluff angst and headcanons

Sex during pregnancy

Teacher x High school student ( college professor x college student is fine)

Age regression ( not my thing and definitely not age regression smut bc that is disgusting)

Anything dealing with race problems ( ex: how _ reacts to y/n experiencing racism and so on)

Hybrid anything (not my thing and idk how I would write that)

Alpha x Omega ( We've seen enough of those)

Self Harm (I only wrote one this dealing with sh per request and I will not write it again)

Eating disorders

Teen pregnancy

Smut for real people ( It makes me uncomfortable)

What I'll write for-

Haikyuu (Time skip or during their high school years)

Jujutsu Kaisen

Death Note

My Hero Academia

Kpop/ K-drama idols and actors

Webtoon characters

DC Universe

Attack On Titan

Get Schooled (Webtoon)

Lookism (Webton)

Designated Bully (Webtoon)

Criminal Minds

Demon Slayer

Naruto

Bleach

The way of the house husband

Kimi ni todoke ( From me to you)

The disastrous life of Saiki k

Cowboy Bebop

Ergo proxy

Rodrick Heffely

The list goes on

I write strictly only for black readers or afro-latino/a readers

I am an 18-year-old Afro-Latina writer

I hope all my writing please readers in the best way possible, thank you and have a nice day/afternoon/evening <3

[the8thsphynx]

Hi. Belt it out for Romani/Solomon for the character ask thingy

HRNNGNG HI YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL

favorite thing about them

Romani is Solomon facing the consequences of his own actions and that's just funny to me. He asks to be human and while he's going looking at Mage Society (esp when he gets to Chaldea and sees all the shit Marisbury has been up to) and then getting to the shenanigans Goetia was getting up to the past 3000 years, Romani's just like--

On the bright side! I think this is what leads to Romani trying his best to be a good parent to Mash and also how he’s able to put on his Big Boy Pants and perform Ars Nova. It’s the most he can do to patch over what he’s allowed to happen.

least favorite thing about them

HMM... We talked about this together in DMs but I’ll lightly dabble on it here, too:

A lot of the writing for Romani early on, specifically the implied l*licon shit and how they went out of their way to make it seem like we had to hate or dislike Romani without discernable reason bugged me.

Also without going to into it... other Romani fans kind of get on me, too. There are people who either take Romani as a character too seriously or people that boil him down to just ‘gets pegged’ and both are nails on a chalkboard to me.

favorite line

His outro speech for Ars Nova.

LISTEN!!!! Temple of Time was so fucking good. 

brOTP:

Da Vinci and Romani. I don’t ship them romantically, I just love their dynamic and how well they work together. I see Da Vinci as the one that kicks Romani in the ass and pushes him to own up to his shit and to enjoy himself when the time is right.

OTP:

I!! AM!! A FILTHY!!! OC X CANON SHIPPER!!!

I AM A DIRTY NASTY OC x CANON SHIPPER WHO SMEARS MY OC X CANON THOUGHTS ON THE WALLS LIKE A MADMAN PAINTING CRYPTIC AND PROPHETIC CYPHERS AROUND MY ENCLOSURE!!!

nOTP:

None, really! I think every popular Romani ship has its really high points and reflects on his character and the other’s character (Meroma, Shebamon, Romavinci...). I guess if I had to pick a ‘block on sight’, it’s David/Romani or Mash/Romani, which I had the misfortune of learning exists.

random headcanon:

Romani is a Moe Shop and Takayan fan. His favorite anime is also Madoka Magica. (yes this also goes into how River’s favorite anime is Ergo Proxy.)

unpopular opinion:

Solomon was a horrible husband/lover and an even worse parent and I wish we as a fandom would clown on him more about this.

*points to his heir, Rehoboam* Look how bad he done went and fucked this one up. Legit to the point that when the much more well-adjusted son he forgot he had with his very much more well-adjusted ex-girlfriend showed up to ask for the back-end child support, Solomon tried to beg him to take the throne instead and then this illegitimate son looked him dead in the eyes and went ‘no thanks’ and fucked off.

...Also his wife who was the mother of his ONLY three other children left him to go be with his other wife.

That’s fucking hilarious. RIP Solomon, you’re the deadbeat male protagonist of an ABC sitcom.

song i associate with them:

Jeff Williams - ‘Indomitable’

...Yeah, sue me. I used a song from the Series We Don’t Talk About On Here Anymore.

favorite picture of them:

*struggling to breathe*

AND...!!! THE COSTUMING... AND CASTING... FOR THE STAGE... WAS SO GOOD!!!!!

[prof-president]

i think it’s important for himejoshis to create yuri like fujoshi create yaoi, that being to be entirely delusional and somewhat ignore canonicity in favor of headcanon. and also a healthy dose of Projection.

the downside here is that i physically cannot write abt akimberly i cannot put my headcanons and ideas into words. but, to summarize: kimberly is absolutely not normal, she is just slightly more normal than jamie and luke. this girl was a pure math major and solves ciphers for fun.

i think you need an actual taste of what pure math is because she is not doing any computations or algebra. this girl does proofs and topology and theory of numbers—this is not some fun equation shit this is the reason why those equations do what they do. i cannot stress enough how batshit insane mathheads are, and i say this as someone who likes math because being good with numbers gives you that. math lovers occupy an entirely different dimension because math makes sense beyond numbers.

anyways, this is all to justify that kimberly is extremely silly and only typically isn’t because she doesn’t have as severe adhd and a homoerotic rival. yet.

aki is fucked up for reasons that are obvious, but i do want to address her relationship with fang. mainly, how she wouldn’t be able to be with anyone else bc she’s in love w fang, obsessively.

first of all…fang is 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨💅💅✨💖, like it’s not even subtle. he’s just a gay villain henchman in every stereotypical sense. and from the official art, it seems aki’s attraction is wholly one sided, but it is still attraction.

of course, then we get into headcanon about this attraction because considering her backstory, it may just be a twisted sort of obsession and need for validation that’s interpreted through sexual and romantic attraction. what all this boils down to is i don’t think aki is “supposed to be with fang” and i don’t even think that a romantic interpretation is the only valid one. it could be that fang is just her drag mother and she really is just plainly obsessed for his approval and attention, but not looking for much else. think nanami from revolutionary girl utena and touga sort of dynamic.

also, outfit 3 is gay asf. ergo, kimberly is into weird shit and lesbian, aki is the weird shit and bi/lesbian, therefore akim

anyways, i wanted to elaborate on what i think about luke and jamie because i don’t really draw luke. it’s not that i dislike him, it’s more so i tend to draw things i don’t see very often, and there is a lot of luke content so i just draw him less by proxy.

but i do think sometimes there’s a bit of a jump in luke and jamie’s dynamic from enemies to friends/lovers—not much in between. i’m not terribly interested in drawing lukejamie myself, but i hope to provide some in between friendship headcanon art/comics at some point. for now, the headcanons!

luke and jamie are like guinea pigs jockeying for power. what this means is that if they are alone with no barrier between them, they will fight and scrap and try to kill each other for territory. but, as soon as something is put between them, they immediately forget any ill will and fixate on the new thing instead. as soon as that new thing leaves of becomes boring, they immediately start fighting again.

basically, they’re two bitches with severe adhd and just focus on whatever’s most exciting or pressing to them. and that includes working together, which i imagine they do seamlessly. like, they can get alone perfectly fine and normal as if they’re best friends and not even realize it as long as they have something else to focus on.

in this case, it’s “what the actual fuck are you doing kimmy” but that’s neither here nor there. they’re very similar in beliefs and mindset, so it’s rather easy to forget the more negative parts of their rivalry if they have a shared goal or person to annoy.

using my 5d chess brain (kimberly = next chun li, aki = next juri; kimberly x aki) i created the worst kind of yuri.

unfortunately, for most sapphics i know—and it does not matter how sane they appear on the surface—if they got into a relationship w an older dom woman who may or may not’ve tried to kill them at some point they would still follow her to the ends of the earth and then some. guy’s wisdom is infinite, if defeatist.

…and the full image!

[mobiusstripper]

Thank you for the tag, @pastel-junkyard!

Note: A lot of my favorite characters are ones that I felt never got a proper treatment in canon and I therefore supplemented with 90% headcanon. I'm going to exclude those characters here just for the sake of simplicity.

Favourite characters:

Anime/manga: Wolfgang Grimmer (Monster), Eva Heinemann (Monster), Pino (Ergo Proxy)

Books: Camille Preaker (Sharp Objects), Clarissa Mao (The Expanse), Amos Burton (The Expanse), Violet Durn (Feed), Wintermute (Neuromancer)

Other: David (A.I. Artificial Intelligence), Prairie/OA (The OA), Ada McGrath (The Piano), Chidi Anagonye (The Good Place), Maria (On Body and Soul), Hamlet

I tag @lethotep, @somepallings, @allsortsoflicorice, @rosemochi, and @breserker, but please don't feel pressured to participate!

[darkpoisonouslove]

Do you think valtor and griffin are cuddlers?

Because I think that Valtors body temperature is higher than usually because of the dragon flame, which could make it difficult in the summer. But I kinda like the idea because it could been cute but also needs some time till they come to that point in their relationship because for both of them it's hard to show their feelings.

I think that it could happened the first time after a training with the ancestral witches or Griffin was punish for making a mistake on a mission and an attack from Belladonna hit her harder than she wanted to admit, but Valtor saw through it and noticed that she was freezing since they left the ancestral witches. So he just laid his arms around her to warm her up. She was first confused because they never did that before but she quickly relaxed and liked it so after that they did it regularly and it becomes nnaturallythat she fall asleep in his arms.

On the one hand, gold. But on the other hand, painful, agonizing failure:

But seriously. On the one hand, you could pry the idea of Griffin and Valtor sleeping together and/or cuddling from my cold, dead hands. But on the other hand, the effort to keep them in character has already shot me dead and pried that idea from my cold, dead hands.

Lemme preface all of this with a quick explanation of my headcanon about the Ancestral Witches because your potential scenario includes them. In my version the Ancestral Witches weren't corporeal before the final battle on Domino. They were pretty much disembodied entities because if they had the power to destroy the entire planet of Domino, why not do it instantly instead of having this "war" with the Company of Light? The show said that they didn't know where to look for the Dragon Fire but that seems unlikely considering how quickly the Trix found it. So there had to be some other reason for them to not attack and decimate Domino. Ergo, disembodied entities who use Valtor as a proxy over whom they have direct control and who they use to exercise control over the rest of the Coven. Now I headcanon that they can possess people like they did with the people trapped in Obsidian in SotLK and the Trix in Magical Adventure and that's how they get shit done when they need to act directly. However, that weakens them a lot because their full power can't be harnessed in an ordinary mortal body.

I'm saying all of this because in a scenario in which Belladonna would directly hurt Griffin, it wouldn't be quite so bad because she's operating on about 5% of her full power. So I think that Griffin would try to put up a brave face about it and claim that it's nothing because she's Griffin and because she doesn't want Valtor to think that she's "whining" about it when it's not really such a big deal. I can see Valtor pretending not to be bothered by it while they're still surrounded by others but the second they're alone, he's instantly using his powers to warm her up and make sure there isn't some invisible damage the attack caused. He knows Griffin and knows that she'd have to be pretty close to dying to admit that something's wrong so he doesn't wait for her to do it. He just takes the reins. How that would look would depend entirely on the logistics of the affected area of Griffin's body. If it's small, I think he'd rather just place his palm over it until he's sure everything's fine. But if the frost/ice attack affected a bigger part of her body, he might just cuddle her. And if he doesn't pull away later, it's because he's being "thorough" wink wink.

I don't know about them doing it on the regular or straight-up intending to cuddle. I can see it more as Valtor playing it off as being possessive. Or rather not really playing it off because I think that's just how he'll see it. If he has his arms around Griffin and doesn't let her leave his side, that's because she's his. Not because he's starved for affection or anything. What are you talking about? I can see him being slightly... let's say startled when Griffin mirrors the gesture because she's making a claim on him, too, but I don't think he'd mind. It's not like that's going against his plans. He'll just enjoy it... As long as his higher bodily temperature doesn't spoil it because it's too hot anyway and with him being hot like an oven, they'll both fry. I myself think that would be a problem that they'd face. Though, I also think that if Valtor is feeling "possessive", that won't stop him.

[interstara]

hi! your writing so far seems like it's going to be absolutely stellar! (hehe, stellar, get it? space and stuff?) and if it's cool i'd like to request a romantic matchup for osomatsu-san :)

i'm generally pretty laid-back and i just take things as they go. lazy, maybe, but i prefer saying that i just live in the present LMAO. admittedly, i have trouble taking things seriously and have a tendency to joke around at inappropriate times.

i have trouble keeping the same interests/hobbies for a long amount of time - i'm constantly on the go and trying out new things. if my life is boring i will DIE. right now i'm very into fungi and mushroom foraging. tomorrow? who knows...

i like to dye my hair a lot of different crazy colors! as eccentric as possible! i love standing out in the crowd!

my love language is quality time. i enjoy spending time together with people i love even if we're not actively doing anything of interest. i just love being in other people's presence.

i'm into dudes and make straight guys question their sexuality because no one can tell what my gender is

thank you in advance! ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)

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matchup loading . . . ✶

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OSOMATSU MATSUNO ❤️

for anon

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✶ — SYNOPSIS:

OSOMATSU is, undoubtedly, the one for you … as terrifying as this combination may seem. As he is my top kin of all time, I think I have a pretty fair judgement on when certain people are best suited for him. You are no exception. While one might claim his own lax nature would only do poorly beside someone equally as chill, I think otherwise! You and I sound like the same person, and if that speaks for anything, I can definitely say you and this NEET would get along. You two would be a couple to both fear and envy — how can two people be so similar yet so healthy? Perhaps your understanding of yourselves is what would make this bond grow and flourish. There would be no conflict over hobbies or wants or desires. If you wanted to take a lazy day, this red-clad would certainly be in agreement! By proxy, I think this shared temperament across the board would help in getting things done. Chores and important tasks are less daunting when the promise of relaxation sits behind the corner. Ergo, you two would be a very sturdy system built on love and laughter. Should I even start with love languages? Aside from physical touch, knowing someone wants to spend time with him is the perfect way to win this NEET’s heart. Y’all are too cute!

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✶ — HEADCANONS:

You two try new hobbies as often as one blinks. From speed-running old video games to literal embroidery, Osomatsu is constantly searching for new stimuli. You, too, search for such change and thus brew madness together like this as a result!

He asks you to dye your hair red literally every time you decide to change it.

A lot of your time spent together is time spent in silence. Just sitting with you as you pet his hair and click at your phone is enough to make him feel loved for lifetimes. Quality time is a godsend!

You made him question his sexuality before he truly knew you. It boggled his baby brain.

Choromatsu fears you guys. You and Osomatsu being in a room together — Choro included — is a recipe for violence, honestly, and the rest of the Matsuno boys love watching these petty showdowns.

Whenever the two of you go out in public, he insists on holding your hand. His ego soars as a result.

He loves being called your little mushroom. Unironically.

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✶ . . . matchup complete

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Can you tell Osomatsu-san was my hyperfixation for literally six years straight? I psychoanalyze these brothers like it’s my job LOL 🤥 anyways, I hope you enjoyed your matchup! Thank you so much for requesting, anon ❤️ — ARA

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[kingofthewilderwest]

Useless Fiddleford McGucket headcanons because I’m bored and sleep deprived and want to talk about my favorite so NYEH sue me

Fidds is the baby of a large family, something like the second-to-youngest out of seven kids. I mean, he doesn’t have the backbone an older sibling would have. More older brothers than older sisters (four bros, he makes five boys). He’s got one younger sister, but other than that, he’s the youngest. He’s even young when taking cousins and extended family into account.

He’s got a MOB of cousins. There’s still a hoard of McGuckets back in Tennessee.

He started the chewing tobacco habit in his early teens.

He was always the most interested in banjo of the musical instruments and started that around eleven. But he also knows a fair amount of folk percussion elements (musical spoons, hamboning, etc.) and learned a little fiddle by proxy. As in, he never TRIED to learn the violin, but he had a cousin or friend who played, and they showed him a few things.

One time someone in college mentioned that Fiddleford should’ve been a fiddler, and McGucket mentions he DID pick up “just a little. sorta.” When they put a violin in his hands, he cranks out a few heavy bluegrass bars that are legitimately good, and everyone else in the room is like, “I hate you.”

He didn’t learn to read music until he was in college, though. Encouragement from Ford. He’s still not good with reading music.

McGucket started post-secondary at a community college because of tight finances in his family. He transferred to Backupsmore as a junior, and for him, that was a legitimate step up. Four year out-of-state university!

He lived in the dorms his entire stay at Backupsmore. This was the one period where his “early to bed, early to rise” lifestyle got strained. He still went to bed earlier and woke earlier than most students, but he was busy enough it could get late. He’d unwind by playing banjo, which quickly made him That Annoying Person UGH in the dorm community... he learned to go outside, play the instrument in a nearby clearing/parkish area on campus, where he wouldn’t bother others.

Fiddleford is two years older and two grades above Ford. They had lots of class overlap because Ford started taking upper level courses early.

Fiddleford majored in mechanical engineering and figured a Bachelors would suffice. He looked at schooling from more a humble and practical perspective: he’d rather apply his mechanical knowledge in the real world than sit in abstract academia. But Ford convinced Fiddleford he was brilliant enough he should go for grad school, and he did (at Backupsmore, too, naturally).

Fiddleford and Ford have taught a class together. Initially, the teaching assignment was just for Ford. But Fidds suspected Ford wouldn’t get the human element down right in class (Ford would just lecture at a board, he’d do the bare minimum because he’d rather focus on his own research, he’d make coursework too tough because he had skewed ideas of what was feasible, he wouldn’t have the right Touch or interpersonal skills to talk to students worrying about grades, etc.), so Fiddleford suggested he slip in as a second instructor.

There were still more than a few... rough patches and learning moments... with that class.

McGucket married in his early 20s his senior year of undergrad.

Statistically unlikely as he knows it is, Fiddleford still buys scratch tickets and loses money from it.

Ford was the DM for the Dungeons Dungeons & More Dungeons group. All male group. Of everyone, Ford had to twist Fiddleford’s arm the most to play. Fiddleford was the person who attended the group the least (out on dates with Emma-May and such), but he did end up liking the game and coming without Ford cajoling. Admittedly he was more in it for the math than the fantasy.

That same group of people came up with the KBPS measurement (Knee Bounce Per Second). A bunch of hard scientists teasing McGucket about being twitchy turned into creating an official measurement for said twitchiness.

There has been at least one incident where Ford’s been stumped on an advanced physics problem for months and months, and Fiddleford looks at it and solves it in two minutes. 

Fiddleford has published papers under “Fiddleford Hadron McGucket,” full name, despite the middle name being unnecessary to distinguish himself (ergo why he introduces himself like that in Society of the Blind Eye).

He’s had problems with people not believing that’s his real name.

His dialect used to be a lot thicker - phonetically, syntatically, etc. A combination of people being mean to him about it, peers not 100% understanding what he said, and the education system saying he spoke “wrong” made him focus on trying to change it in his early 20s.

Fiddleford followed the early development of video games, but tried to downplay his interest in the topic.

He can solve that Cubic’s Cube in less than thirty seconds.

He’s not as much of a lightweight as you’d think when it comes to drinking. He can’t hold his liquor like a champ, but it’s not one-beer-and-he’s-out, either. When he’s had a little too much to drink, his social inhibitions drop so he’ll potentially say or do slightly embarrassing things (and Ford feels the second hand embarrassment BURNING. Especially when Fidds starts dancing. Oh yikes. It’s bad.)

McGucket is VERY DEAD without his coffee, and wanders around like a zombie in the morning until he gets that caffeine. You could almost put a yodeling bear inside the house, and he’d walk by it without blinking or realizing it’s there.

Fiddleford has a boring taste pallet and doesn’t like experimenting. He eats Fairly Standard “American” food, doesn’t diverge much outside that. Not into spicy foods, etc.

Fiddleford believed in ghosts long before he learned about Ford’s paranormal research or moved to Gravity Falls.

Fiddleford called Emma-May regularly when he was in Gravity Falls, first working on the project with Ford. The lack of contact made his wife realize something was up. The combination of his disoriented state, and a fear to not bother her or let her see him like this, meant he didn’t reach out for help when he should have. She was the one who went up to GF to see what had happened. I’m not going to go into all of how I think THAT went down, but the divorce decision happened fast enough that that’s why McGucket went straight from the office to the motel - he wouldn’t be staying with her anywhere.

I’ve toggled between several possibilities trying to explain to myself why Tate ended up in Gravity Falls when logically Ms. Dixon would have had sole custody over her son. One possibility is she raised Tate in California, so Tate didn’t see his father for most of childhood. If so, it would’ve been his own choice to go to GF as an adult. He had mixed feelings about his father, a lot of bitterness, some fears, no shortage of embarrassment, but just enough nostalgia to see what would happen if they reconnected. Ultimately it didn’t turn out great. But I feel like there’s a reason that, as soon as McGucket reached out to family at the end of the show, Tate not only accepted his father back, but moved in with him. For all their issues, Tate always did internally want his dad back.

One of the reasons Tate hides his intellect and avoids using it is because he doesn’t know why his father crashed and doesn’t want to risk following suit. Another part of it is distancing himself from the embarrassment he feels about Fiddleford.

Old Man McGucket doesn’t go to Gravity Falls events because of the planned activity. Half the time he doesn’t even know what the gathering’s for. He’s there because it’s a way to squeeze into human interaction. He doesn’t care if it’s a dance party for kids with music he wouldn’t listen to - it’s a way to be among other people.

This is 80% of the reason why he went through ALL that anime with Soos.

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

Nef Anyo headcanons

What’s in the tin. Found a list of HCs i had of Neffy and updated/trimmed it a bit now with Fortuna out. Have at it.

- Loud. So very loud ... - Short and stout. - Top heavy - classic V shape - shiny bald, wigs galore - polyamorous - He can get it - Also into weird stuff when he gets it - Has two modes; melodious preacher and “get me my cunting slippers” - Very charming when needed. Manipulative and good liar. - Sweary boy off-camera - Hates Ergo Glast with passion - gets petty about it often. - Can’t handle alcohol at all - turns to projectile vomiting immediately. - Has kinda long temper but goes a bit mental when that breaks. Doesn’t like it when he “cracks”. - Massive coward towards losing face - fame and fortuna fortune are everything to him. - Doesn’t really feel much strong emotions when out of public eye. A cold, tired man who wants his way or no way. - Has “full kitchen-floor reset / hasn’t left personal quarters in three days” type breakdowns when setbacks to his plans happen. - The uncle you don’t leave kids alone with. Ever. - Has multiple stress-born compulsions - systematically eating inedible things and gnawing himself being couple. - Night terrors. - Compulsive gambling problems but that’s canon at this point. - Everything is a game and he wants to always win. - Picky eater to a max to the point most foods disgust him. - Has a “thing” for raw meat.  - Probably has tasted human flesh - probably liked it. - Easily the most cruelest and sadistic Board member. Is proud of it. - No shame. - Not loyal to anyone on the long run, everyone is disposable if driven to that. - Likes to be pampered and worshiped.  - Corpus Yodeling champion seven decades in a row. - Can’t handle proxies that are just too damn small.

[aforgotto]

sjkdfhsjkdfhsjkf any of them would do - but Saturna is just fine ;0

I have some really angsty headcanons that I'm embarrassed about since they're your characters so I won't share those ones (idk why I mentioned them uduhgsshhsgs) but uhDitchfield - she's a big fucking weaboo. Her favourite anime is Ergo Proxy and she has 47 figurines. She's got an entire wall dedicated to her manga and she has a shit fucking ton of shirts with all of her waifus and husbandos or what fuckin everEvanbrey - hates/can't be in sunlight. Basically a vampire but not undead. If she stands in the sun for more than 30 seconds she's probably deadSaturna - deathly afraid of whales. Get that shit away. If she sees one she'll shout, strike and run and you won't see her for a couple days

[imagine-this-or-that]

Headcanons for what anime the Kou bros might watch in the modern day?? Thx~~

>Kouha is most likely to watch Ergo Proxy or Gintama, or any animes similar to the two. 

>Koumei is likely to watch Mushishi or Fullmetal Alchemist, or something like the two. 

>Kouen would probably watch Beserk or Psycho-Pass, or something similar to them!

[luvleekaotix-imagines]

Replies to my post about fandoms and/or characters lacking reader-inserts!

@amaisaria:

Jojo's Bizarre Adventures, I have seen some headcanons but never full on written fics like you do.

I haven’t watched loads of JoJo’s, but I feel like I can see why it’d be difficult to write full reader-insert fics in the JoJo-verse. But there are so many cute and cool and stylish characters! It’s nice to know there are still headcanons written for the series though :)

@koala-biscuits :

l.a noire and dishonored,,,,, ;-;

HHAHA funny you mention L.A Noire because I worked on it and my name is in the credits too! I really love noir-style stories, so I actually really loved this game and would have loved it even if I hadn’t had worked on it, I think. Kelso was my fave ;w; and I just feel so sorry for Phelps.

@relion :

Final fantasy ones are lacking, surprisingly

Oh which FF though? 15 is definitely not lacking! I’m guessing FF is still loaded with OC fics though and sometimes they’re a good alternative to reader-inserts and maybe that’s the trend for that fandom? I’m almost positive I’m gonna write FF12 stuff when Zodiac Age comes out lmao. I would love to do write some stuff for FF8 too (THE POTENTIAL OF FF8 READER-INSERTS). Oh and 4, but only cause of Kain Highwind *sigh* <3

@alicesfracturedmirror :

There are a few TV show ones I wish had more, especially for characters that seem popular and yet don't have many.

I was gonna say “I’ve never written RI for a TV show” but that would make me a dirty liar cause I just remembered I wrote some for Teen Wolf, whoops! Is this the medical/hospital show thingy that you mentioned? But also Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D???? NEED ME SOME ROBBIE REYES, MI’RITE @c-qcat >????????

@queen-lluvia :

Ergo proxy👌🏼

Ohhh I don’t think I ever finished watched Ergo Proxy!! Was there a character you liked in particular from this series?

@tenzen :

rubs my thirsty hands together and starts writing a list

Is JoJo’s one because if it isn’t I’m disappointed

@the-nerdybook-chick:

dood its the guys from any fire emblem game that not fe fates or fe awakening. like hector and eliwood. And ike I gueas? Also Roy Mustang.  Oh and Kain from final fantasy!

I can believe the lack of FE reader-insert stuff for earlier games. It wasn’t really 100% player involved with an avatar and you couldn’t romance a character for yourself, just pair them up with other characters. But it doesn’t mean I didn’t fall in love with like a bajillion characters in previous FE’s. Like Sain, Rath, Legault, Heath, Harken, Jaffar, [DEEP BREATH] Seth, Forde, Joshua, Innes, Knoll, CORMAG HE WAS MY ABSOLUTE FAVEEE, [WHEEZES] Ike, Shinon, SOREN THO, VOLKE?????, HAAR, Tibarn. TIBARN GETS LIKE 70 MENTIONS. TIBARN THO. TIBARN PLS. Naesala too aaaa. Reyson, actually like all the Laguz. cause VOLUG. SOTHE WHEN HE GROWN LIKE HOW DARE. erryone in RD cause Stefan how dare you.

I... I have a lot of feelings for Fire Emblem. I have loved it for a lifetime...

@illusionsofdreaming :

Akatsuki no Yona :'( somuchpotentialbutsolittleimagines...

Oh I think I saw this on Crunchyroll when I was looking for reverse harems to watch. LOL! Maybe I’ll check it out!!!

[pastelgodmag-blog]

Gonna drop some headcanon stuff for Voxx and Patel down here that applies to like, all my threads so I don’t have to keep reiterating myself and sounding like a broken record.

Because of Voxx’s past life, she utilizes Orokin telepathy, meaning everything she says is through telepathy than just speech which she manipulates differently. Her voice can either focus in on her colleague’s ear or echo around a room for added affect. most of the time however it’s straight and direct, right to the source. Voxx does possess a real voice and by extension a mouth. But she hates using it and opts for the telepathy instead.

Despite aligning herself and working for the Corpus, Voxx still takes jobs from Ergo Glast alongside Frohd Bek and the Board, which leads her into conflicting situations. A lot of times she’s sent on missions in Corpus sanctioned areas, causing her to have to clear the area and it’s surveillance so that nobody realizes which Tenno stormed the place. But hey, anything for Ergo.

Likewise, despite the fact she’s factioned with the Corpus, she absolutely despises Nef Anyo, sure she’ll defend him if she had to choose between him and a Grineer or otherwise, but that’s out of obligation than actually liking him. She’d be more than happy to help Solaris United take down Nef a few notches. Futhermore, Voxx does feel empathy for the people of Fortuna and when she’s not doing work for Ergo or the Board, she lends her arms to the Solaris people.

Being an Apothecarian in her past, Voxx is quite skilled in medicine. Though often times she does not employ these skills in battle due to either having health drops on her or just enemies dropping health orbs generally. Sometimes outside of combat were she need to tend to someone’s wounds, she’ll either employ her skills to create a stim or make old Orokin medicine.

On the same note, the recipe for Orokin medicine is quite precise, one wrong step and she’d make a poison or some kind of acid. This mistake is what lead her to diversifying her skills for the greater cause of the Corpus and profit, creating experimental ammunition for a gun created by Patel to help Corpus combat Grineer easier.

Patel in her youth, before the Zariman, showed great interest in creating her own Fusion MOAs like the Archimedeans. However due to her status her father forbade her from setting foot in the labs. However this only reinforced her determination and before she could even become of age to be considered a scientist, she was subjected to the Zariman. After all is said and done, her love for robotics resurfaced shortly after awakening from the Reservoir when she was taken to Themisto by Voxx. From there on out she was personally mentored by Corpus scientists and began creating her own Proxies. She even dabbled in weaponry, in which Voxx collaborated with her to create the Grineer-shredding high-powered acid rifle, the Vicex,