#epic!sans audio

[sunnymainecoon]

I still refuse to say his name

It just feels like I'm gonna get cursed or something.....

[somegrumpynerd]

Horror is very excited about the best friend title

Horror by Sour-Apple-Studios

Dust by Ask-Dusttale

[3dogbones]

TW FOR BLOOD/SELF HARM

I LOVE DOING THE MOST RANDOM ARSE ANIMATIONS FOR NO REASON AT ALL

been playing with the CapCut software gang I’m gonna try tweening eventually but for now have whimpering epic sans IGNORE ALL MY ERRORS THIS THING WAS JUST FOR FUN LIL HAHAH

maybe this could count as a story board idk DEPENDS ON MULTIPLE THINGS FOR IF I FINISH OR NOT

Update: I’m trying tweening right now I hate this I’m gonna explode and die BUT YEAH YEAH YEAH TURST THE PROCESS T-T-TRUST THE PROCESS… 😔😔😔🙏😔😔 pray for me broskis…

[incorrectbatfam]

If the members of the batfam wrote memoirs or essays about themselves, what would their opening hooks be?

Dick: *record scratch and freeze frame* So you're probably wondering how I ended up here.

Jason: This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, I got better.

Tim: It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.

Damian: A caution to those who have an inferiority complex: stop reading right this second. The Homeric epic of my life will only make you feel more useless.

Duke: According to all known laws of city planning, there is no way a city like Gotham should be able to exist. It's infrastructure is too weak to build its fat little buildings off the ground. Gotham, of course, runs anyway, because the city doesn't care what humans think is impossible.

Cullen: The first rule of Tumblr is you don't talk about Tumblr.

Stephanie: ...I can explain.

Cassandra: Hi my name is Cassandra Wu-San Black Bat Orphan Cain and I have short bat-colored black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-shoulder and cold black eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like an Asian Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Biblical Cain but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a bat but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a vigilante, and I live in a comic book city called Gotham in New Jersey where I’m the second Batgirl (I’m twenty-four). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black bodysuit with matching holsters around it and a black leather jacket, yellow fingerless gloves and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside in Gotham. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Rogues stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Barbara: Do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head?

Harper: A long long time ago in a city far away...

Carrie: Bruce told me I can't insert audio so let's just say you got Rickrolled.

Kate: The definition of gay? Me. The definition of disaster? Also me. My picture's in the dictionary twice, suck it.

Alfred: In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and more bat-children. And at this point I'm not so sure about death.

Selina: "Mom I want Bruce Wayne" "We have Bruce Wayne at home" The Bruce Wayne at home:

Bruce: Look behind you.

[ryoko-san]

🍓 Blog Introduction 🍓

Greetings! I am ryoko-san Or please refer to me as Eve or Ryo, Welcome to my silly blog where i post all my hyper fixations hehe.

I actually haven’t made an introduction ever since i made this blog from 2022 (which was my mistake oops) so here it is, all fresh ✨

🍓 Basic Information about me 🍓

— Big redacted da/emon centric art

— September 9 babeyy

— You can refer to me any pronoun lol.

— I am from the Philippines 🇵🇭

— Currently in college atm

— Extremely sleep-deprived 24/7.

🍓 My main fandoms currently 🍓

* Redacted Audio

* Epic: The musical

* Alien Stage

🍓 Simple Rules before you Interact / Reblog / Comment 🍓

- I am a very busy student, so I apologize if you all ever sent me A ask i never answered. (Unless it’s urgent)

- Before you reblog or comment on any of my art PLEASE keep the tags STRICTLY SFW. Not only does it make me uncomfortable but also because there are younger audiences, Please be aware of that.

- I do not accept unwanted criticism unless if i asked to. (You ain’t my art instructor so don’t do it man 😔)

- My designs, My head canons, My rules. Respect mine and i’ll respect yours.

- Don’t ever try to correct me because of a headcanon that’s defying canon. It’s called HEADCANON for a reason.

- just don’t be fuckin weird on my blog man. Capiche?

🚧 ART TAGGING WILL BE ADDED SOON! 🚧

[anotherwvba]

By Blood or By Choice pt. 1

The gym was buzzing with excitement as Mika, Niki, and Cutie hustled around, making final preparations for the anime party that was set to start in a couple of hours. The atmosphere was electric, filled with the scent of snacks, the sound of anime theme songs playing softly in the background, and the sight of colorful costumes.

Cutie, dressed as Kamen Rider Kivaala, was meticulously arranging the seating area. Her helmet sat proudly on one of the ring aprons, almost as if it were watching her work fluffing pillows and arranging bean bags

"Ah, this is going to be so cozy!" Cutie exclaimed, fluffing up the last cushion.

"It sure looks it, Cutie! You've got the feng shui down," Mika called out, admiring Cutie's handiwork.

"Arigato, Mika-chan! I want everyone to feel relaxed while we geek out," Cutie smiled. “This is going to be so much fun! I can't wait to see everyone's reactions to the anime lineup we've chosen."

Niki was knee-deep in cables and remotes, setting up the audio and video equipment, "Right? I've been looking forward to this all week. And these speakers are going to make everything sound epic!"

"How's the tech coming along?" Mika asked as she continued with her work..

"Almost there, just a few more tweaks. This setup is gonna be awesome," Niki assured, her eyes not leaving the screen she was calibrating. "Okay, HDMI goes here, and the sound system... there!"

Mika, decked out in her Sailor Moon cosplay, was unpacking an assortment of refreshments. She had a mix of typical snack foods like chips and pretzels, but also included some traditional Filipino snacks she had prepared herself. A variety of sodas and juices were neatly lined up on a table.

A whiff of a sweet treat caught Niki’s attention. “Mika— please, please tell me you made turons.”

"Oh yeah, girl! These snacks are going to be a hit, I can feel it!" Mika said as the delicious smells filled the gym.

Niki looked up from her tangle of wires. "Hey, speaking of hits, any news on Skye? That knockout from Reina last night was brutal."

Mika sighed, "Yeah, it was tough to watch. But Doc Wakada checked her out. No concussion, thank God, and he managed to set her broken nose. He says she’ll be clear to leave the infirmary by early afternoon and she said she'll be joining us later."

Cutie clenched her fists. "That Reina. She’s nothing but a cheat and a show-off. I can't wait to get my gloves on her."

Mika nodded, "Get in line, Cutie. I want a piece of her too, especially after those elbows and that headbutt. But let's focus on having fun today."

"You're right," Niki chimed in, "There’s no way we let her heinous highness ruin the mood today. Skye came out alright, proved she belongs here, and now she’s officially on the WVBA roster. If we weren’t already having a party, I’d say we should throw one!"

Just then, the gym doors creaked open, and Bald Bull's head popped in. "Is okay to come in?" he asked in his broken English.

Cutie smiled, "Yo, Bull-san! Come on in!"

Bald Bull stepped inside, revealing his cosplay outfit. He was dressed as Bright Noah from Mobile Suit Gundam. Both Mika and Niki's eyes widened in surprise. "Everyone, this is Bald Bull," Cutie introduced. "Bull, this is Star Mika and Niki Binary,” Cutie said before cutting her eyes back to her friends, “And I told you he loves Gundam!"

Mika's eyes sparkled as she gushed. "Oh my gosh, your cosplay is amazing, Bull! You’ve nailed Bright Noah!"

Niki, still a bit intimidated, shuffled her feet. "Uh, hi...nice to meet you."

Sensing her discomfort, Bull smiled and tried to reassure her. "Is okay, no need to be scared. I not bite."

"Thanks, Bull. It's just, you're a legend, and it's a bit overwhelming," Niki admitted.

The big Turkish boxer rested a hand on Niki’s shoulder, “Not legend. Just boxer, like you.”

Niki looked away, humbled that Bald Bull would say they were alike. 

"So, Bull, excited for the party?" Mika asked, trying to keep the conversation flowing.

"Very much. Love anime," Bull replied. "Can I help?"

"Actually, yes. I could use some help setting up the tables for the refreshments," Mika grinned, grateful for the extra pair of hands.

As Bull and Mika moved to set up the tables, Niki finally untangled the last wire and plugged it in. "Alright, I'm ready to test the audio and video. Fingers crossed, everyone!"

Just as she said that, the gym doors swung open again. This time, two people walked in, uninvited guests, a young brown-haired man dressed as Link and a young blonde woman as Princess Zelda.

"Hey, is this where the party's at?"

Mika's eyes widened, her mouth falling open in sheer delight and surprise.

[readitreviewit]

Bundle of Trouble by Diana Orgain: A Fun and Feisty Mystery Novel for Moms Are you tired of the same old boring mysteries? Do you want to read something fresh and funny? Look no further than Bundle of Trouble by Diana Orgain, a crime thriller that introduces readers to their new favorite multi-tasking, crime-fighting mom, Kate Connelly. In this fast-paced and addictive novel, we follow Kate as she battles sleep deprivation, diaper blowouts, and breastfeeding mishaps while launching her own female detective agency and trying to solve a murder case. Oh, and did we mention that she’s pregnant and ready to pop? Talk about a superhero mom! The story kicks off when a decomposed dead body is found in San Francisco Bay, and Kate has reason to fear that the corpse may be her long lost brother-in-law. When a private investigator starts sniffing around, Kate decides to take matters into her own hands and sets out to find the killer herself. And thus begins a wacky and wild ride through the streets of San Francisco, as Kate tries to balance motherhood with murder-solving. But don’t let the humor fool you – Bundle of Trouble is a genuinely engaging and suspenseful thriller that keeps you on the edge of your seat until the very end. Diana Orgain’s writing is smart and snappy, and her characters are full of personality and charm. Kate Connelly is a force to be reckoned with – a smart, brave, and hilarious woman who can handle anything that life (and murder) throws her way. If you were expecting a warm and cute cozy mystery novel, you’ll be mistaken. Bundle of Trouble is fast-paced, gritty, and real, giving readers a true feel for the modern mom who’s trying to juggle motherhood and career (when that career happens to be solving crimes). But don’t worry – Bundle of Trouble is still a clean, family-oriented murder mystery novel that’s suitable for readers of all ages. There’s no graphic violence, sex, or strong language, making this the perfect book to curl up with on a lazy weekend afternoon, or to share with your teenage daughter who’s looking for a fun and feisty read. And if you’re a fan of Stephanie Plum, you’ll love Bundle of Trouble. Kate Connelly is just as spunky and lovable as Janet Evanovich’s iconic heroine, and the Maternal Instincts mystery series is just as addictively entertaining. So what are you waiting for? Order Bundle of Trouble today and join Kate Connelly on her epic crime-solving adventure. You won’t regret it! "Don't miss out on this life-changing read! Get your copy of the book today, or try Audible for 30 days and immerse yourself in the captivating audio version. Start your journey towards personal growth and success now." Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

[isagrimorie]

Oh, I heard that the new Buffy audio -- the one without Buffy-- is not good.

And I know I was iffy on it because I've been leery of Buffy works that don't have Buffy in the Slayer role or just disappear her but I hoped it would have gone well.

On the other hand, Felicia Day's Third Eye, audio drama is apparently great. Unfortunately, its an audible original like the Slayers audio drama so I can't check it out but the audio sample for Third Eye is available here.

Summary:

Once upon a time, in the magical land of San Francisco, there lived a not-so-ordinary girl named Laurel Pettigrew. She was supposed to be the Chosen One. The plan was simple: She would vanquish the great evil Tybus in an epic battle. But destiny had other ideas, and Laurel's performance in the whole heroics department was a colossal flop. Now, instead of being a legendary hero, Laurel's the resident pariah of the magic realm. And what’s worse, the dark wizard Tybus swooped in, took over the realm, and forced all supernatural creatures to live under his tyrannical rule. He’s even stripped away the magical powers of those who refused to join his wicked cause. Yeah, everyone hates her. Well, everyone except her two roomies—Sybil, the sassiest diva of a fairy, who could throw shade with the flick of a wing. And Frank, the vampire who rocks a bald spot and a serious paunch. They are the real MVPs, the ride-or-die buddies who have her back, no matter how many colossal fails she racks up. And it’s all about to get even weirder. Along comes Kate, a Normie who somehow knows more about Laurel than Laurel knows about herself. Turns out, she's got some secrets up her sleeve that might just give Laurel a shot at redemption and a chance to rewrite her destiny.

[don-lichterman]

MetalMania Live is Tonight at Live Jam! Where Every Song Played is the Live Version! Now Playing is ‘Cortez The Killer’ by Neil Young and Crazy Horse from the Way Down In The Rust Bucket CD (Reprise Records)(2021)

Welcome to Metalmania Live, where the electrifying energy of the best hard rock bands converge in a spectacular live performance that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Immerse yourself in the powerful sound of heavy metal music as it fills the air, transporting you to a place of unparalleled excitement and adrenaline. Our talented musicians represent the very best of hard rock, delivering unforgettable performances that will truly rock your world. Whether you’re a die-hard metal fan or a newcomer to the scene, Metalmania Live has something for everyone. So come join us and let your hair down as we celebrate the raw power and passion of heavy metal music. You won’t want to miss a second of this epic event!

WhiteBlackRedGreenBlueYellowMagentaCyanOpaqueSemi-TransparentBlackWhiteRedGreenBlueYellowMagentaCyanOpaqueSemi-TransparentTransparentBlackWhiteRedGreenBlueYellowMagentaCyanTransparentSemi-TransparentOpaque50%75%100%125%150%175%200%300%400%NoneRaisedDepressedUniformDropshadowProportional Sans-SerifMonospace Sans-SerifProportional SerifMonospace SerifCasualScriptSmall Caps

Live JamRihanna - Diamonds

MONDAY NIGHT'S

MetalMania Live

COMING UP

September 22nd at 9PM EST

Steel Pulse

Rototom Sunsplash On The Main Stage 2023

October 13th at 9PM EST

Billy Strings

Live At The Orion Amphitheater In Huntsville, AL – August 25th 2023

FEATURED NEW LIVE ALBUM OF THE WEEK

Coming Up on Saturday Nights

October 7th at 9PM EST

The Grateful Dead – RFK Stadium, Washington, DC – June 10, 1973

Release Date: June 30, 2023

Label: Grateful Dead Productions

Widely Considered One Of The Grateful Dead’s Seminal Performances, RFK Stadium, Washington, DC – June 10, 1973 Belongs On The Shortlist Of Must-Hear Dead Concerts. The Allman Brothers Band’s Dickey Betts And Butch Trucks Lent A Hand During The Encore.

October 14th at 9PM EST

The Who With Orchestra: Live At Wembley

Release Date: March 31, 2023

Label: Geffen

On July 6, 2019, The Who Headlined A Sell-Out Show At The World-Famous Wembley Stadium In London For The First Time In 40 Years. Accompanied By A 57-Piece Orchestra, They Performed Their Classic Hits And A Few Surprises. The Who With Orchestra: Live At Wembley Captures This Special Show In All Its Audio And Visual Glory.

TUESDAY NIGHT'S

Don Plays Zappa Live

THURSDAY NIGHT'S

Grateful Dead Dead Man's Party

WEDNESDAY NIGHT'S

Get The Led Out Live

FRIDAY NIGHT'S

Friday Night Lights

SATURDAY NIGHT'S

Live Album of the Week

SUNDAY NIGHT'S

Unplugged

NPR News Now Report Airs FOUR (4) Times Daily!

Live Jam

Now Playing and Playing Now:

17:49 Rihanna - Diamonds

17:43 Miley Cyrus - We Can't Stop X Where Is My Mind? (Live)

17:34 Neil Young and Crazy Horse - Cortez The Killer

17:31 The Band - Don't Do It

17:18 Jimi Hendrix - Machine Gun (Live at the Fillmore East, NY - 12/31/69 - 2nd Set)

17:14 Annie Lennox - Here Comes the Rain Again

17:10 Unknown - Beds Are Burning (Our Common Future, Darlinghurst 1989)

17:04 David Bowie - Slip Away (Live)

16:59 The Allman Brothers Band - Seven Turns

16:55 Death Cab For Cutie - You Are A Tourist

16:51 Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band - Badlands

16:46 Soundgarden - Rusty Cage (Live From The Artists Den)

16:42 The Eagles - Peaceful Easy Feeling (Live From The Forum, Inglewood, CA, 9/12, 14, 15/2018)

16:37 Styx - Renegade

16:33 Elvis Costello - Watching The Detectives

16:30 ZZ Top - Tush

16:25 Dave Matthews Band - Write A Song

[capitalisticveins]

OH um um okay 🙏🏾

1. Kyojuro Rengoku - Demon Slayer

2. Fresh (or Epic Sans too I like him) - Underverse

3. Ofglen - The Handmaid’s Tale

4. Birdette - Super Mario Franchise

5. Circe - Epic The Musical

6. Nina - In The Heights

7. Guy - Redacted Audio obv

8. Neo - Reverie Audios

9. Cassandra Jones - ROTTMNT

10. Red Son - Lego Monkie Kid 👀

@pennykinz @cyc-chilla @mokozroach @bubblergoespop @thebugfrompreschool @vampire-biter @themeridian @plaqying @e0sphorus @itsyourstarboy

List your 10 favorite characters from 10 different Fandoms, then tag 10 people!

Thanks for the tag, @mystical-salamander!

1. Garazeb Orrelios, Star Wars

2. Alastor, Hazbin Hotel

3. Starscream, Transformers

4. Shadow the Hegehog, Sonic the Hedgehog

5. Castiel, Supernatural

6. Blitzø, Helluva Boss

7. Fox McCloud, Starfox

8. Shawn Spencer, Psych

Can't think of any more 😅

Tags: @seth-shitposts @heart-0f-a-rebel16 @lost-in-derry @birdsandbeetlesandmoths and anybody else who wants to do this!

[wwwdlabrie]

#RipJacka @officialjackamobfigaz @jackamobfigaz 💔2/2/15 FEB is Rough month of mourning & Too Short so we need a few more days to celebrate our @hiphopcongressinc brother #JackHistoryMonth ~ @DLabrie 📸 #ALLOVERME Video Shoot #SanFrancisco i think #Fillmore ? This story too funny & long to tell on IG. 📷was between 🎥🎬 scenes. She is not a random Video Girl like i thought at 1st. Somehow Jacka's magic reunited me w/ this queen from #Nigeria JACK always brought an Epic moment or memory when I was around him. He told me "Playboy Get on out there " cuz he felt I was too humble ✊🏿 #ShortyAllOverMe really was out the park ! Great Chill Music. Ladies always had Fun #RipTheJacka 👀👂🏿👂🏾👂🏽👂🏼👂👂🏻Short📎 #DLabrie ft. #TheJacka #STAYBLACKandDiE Full 🎶Audio @bandcamp +🎵 Streaming on All Platforms & Full 📹 Video/Short Film #LinkinBio x Tributes, Jack Hits+, Collabs w DLabrie ,Pix, Videos & Memories 🔗 in Bio #MrNETW3RK #RonDavouxRecords #RDV #RDVpromo #Icreate258 #Pittsburg #Oakland #94thandJackarthur #94thandJack #TheArtistRecords #ArtistRecords #Mobfigaz #TheMobfigaz #DominickNewton #ShaheedAkbar #BlackHistoryMonth #BlackHistory (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpVm9sUv6h0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[3dogbones]

Imagine I make an epic sans edit- IDK WHAT AUDIO TO USE

(me bc idk what audio to use)

ERM, I WOULD BE HONORED FOR YOU TO MAKE AN EDIT!! /NP. BUT IF YOU DO, PLEASE TAG MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

And if you want an audio, I recommend Rasputin because you can either go with the regular version or this version:

WHICH WOULD BE SO FRICKIN SILLY BECAUSE THE FACT THAT THE ABOVE VERSION DOES NOT FIT HIM. NOT AT ALL. IT WOULD BE SO IRONIC LMAOOOOO

[mramazingva]

thank you for everything @yugogeer012 ^w^

[gori--demora--skellydemora]

((I love this Youtuber!!))

Gori: Damn makes sense that this done matches up with Epic's personality and meme-tastatic behavior!

[readitreviewit]

Bundle of Trouble by Diana Orgain: A Fun and Feisty Mystery Novel for Moms Are you tired of the same old boring mysteries? Do you want to read something fresh and funny? Look no further than Bundle of Trouble by Diana Orgain, a crime thriller that introduces readers to their new favorite multi-tasking, crime-fighting mom, Kate Connelly. In this fast-paced and addictive novel, we follow Kate as she battles sleep deprivation, diaper blowouts, and breastfeeding mishaps while launching her own female detective agency and trying to solve a murder case. Oh, and did we mention that she’s pregnant and ready to pop? Talk about a superhero mom! The story kicks off when a decomposed dead body is found in San Francisco Bay, and Kate has reason to fear that the corpse may be her long lost brother-in-law. When a private investigator starts sniffing around, Kate decides to take matters into her own hands and sets out to find the killer herself. And thus begins a wacky and wild ride through the streets of San Francisco, as Kate tries to balance motherhood with murder-solving. But don’t let the humor fool you – Bundle of Trouble is a genuinely engaging and suspenseful thriller that keeps you on the edge of your seat until the very end. Diana Orgain’s writing is smart and snappy, and her characters are full of personality and charm. Kate Connelly is a force to be reckoned with – a smart, brave, and hilarious woman who can handle anything that life (and murder) throws her way. If you were expecting a warm and cute cozy mystery novel, you’ll be mistaken. Bundle of Trouble is fast-paced, gritty, and real, giving readers a true feel for the modern mom who’s trying to juggle motherhood and career (when that career happens to be solving crimes). But don’t worry – Bundle of Trouble is still a clean, family-oriented murder mystery novel that’s suitable for readers of all ages. There’s no graphic violence, sex, or strong language, making this the perfect book to curl up with on a lazy weekend afternoon, or to share with your teenage daughter who’s looking for a fun and feisty read. And if you’re a fan of Stephanie Plum, you’ll love Bundle of Trouble. Kate Connelly is just as spunky and lovable as Janet Evanovich’s iconic heroine, and the Maternal Instincts mystery series is just as addictively entertaining. So what are you waiting for? Order Bundle of Trouble today and join Kate Connelly on her epic crime-solving adventure. You won’t regret it! "Don't miss out on this life-changing read! Get your copy of the book today, or try Audible for 30 days and immerse yourself in the captivating audio version. Start your journey towards personal growth and success now." Price: [price_with_discount] (as of [price_update_date] - Details)

[forasecondtherewedwon]

44 and any Topgun ship (I couldn’t think of one but this one made me laugh!)

Anon, knowing that prompt made you laugh was a great additional direction on how to interpret it... and which ship it was absolutely made for.

44. “You’re a virgin? How?���

prompt list

Something About the End of the World

Fandom: Top Gun: Maverick Pairing: Mickey “Fanboy” Garcia/Robert “Bob” Floyd Rating: E Word Count: 1643

After landing safely on the carrier, Mickey’s high on adrenaline and feeling courageous, so he tells Bob, “You were a real Sam out there,” because it’s the highest honour he can bestow.

Bob thanks him, sounding a little baffled, but he doesn’t otherwise react, and it’s such a crazy day that Mickey doesn’t even remember paying him that compliment until Bob brings it up a few days later when they’re back in San Diego.

“What did you mean when you said I was a Sam?” Bob stops him in the hallway to ask. He’s staring at Mickey intensely, the way Mickey used to stare at his abuela’s staticky TV when he was a kid, trying to absorb the plot of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode through the wobbly picture quality and patchy audio.

“Samwise,” Mickey explains.

“Oh. I thought you were calling me a missile.”

That makes Mickey laugh.

“SAM like surface-to-air missile? No! That wouldn’t make sense!”

“Right,” Bob agrees, smiling uncertainly. “Because… you meant Samwise. Uh, obviously. Of course.”

Mickey’s nodding happily until it catches up to him that he and Bob might not quite be understanding each other, and clear communication is vital. They’re back-seaters; it’s in their job description.

“From The Lord of the Rings,” Mickey reminds him gently.

“Oh, ok.”

Mickey’s eyes narrow.

“Sam Gamgee,” he says.

Bob’s exaggerated expression of comprehension is what solidifies it for Mickey: Bob has no idea who he’s talking about. He cocks his head to the side, his smile asking Bob not to bullshit him.

“Ha,” Bob laughs, short and breathy. “Ok, yeah, I’ve never seen those movies.”

“You’re a virgin? How?” The words burst out of Mickey and appear to stun Bob. Both their faces warm as Mickey hastily corrects, “A Lord of the Rings virgin.”

“I guess I am. I don’t know. I guess I just never really got into, like, fantasy?”

“But it’s so much more than fantasy! It straddles multiple genres!” He ticks them off on his fingers. “Adventure, drama, war, coming-of-age, epic romance. If you include the scope of Tolkien’s original works, you have to add poetry and—” Mickey cuts himself off, clenching a fist in front of his mouth to contain himself.

“Are you… mad at me?” Bob checks, looking worried.

“Bobby-boy, you are one in a million,” Mickey says on a sigh. He drops the fist and breaks out in a wide smile. “I can’t believe I get to introduce you to The Lord of the Rings.”

“I know some stuff. There’s, there’s… sword fighting. And good-versus-evil. And stuff. But I’d…” Bob nods. “…Yeah, I’d like to watch it with you.”

“Clear your schedule—”

“Uh, the mission’s over. All our schedules are clear.”

“—because there are three films, plus special features.”

“You’re the kind of person who says ‘films’ instead of ‘movies’?” Bob asks with a pained look on his face.

Mickey blows past it.

“If you’re serious about this—”

“I’m only, like, vaguely curious,” Bob murmurs.

“—then you need to prepare for it to consume the next several days of your life. Factoring in breaks for sleeping and going to the bathroom.”

He fixes his eyes on Bob’s. Bob takes a deep breath in, then nods.

“I’ll do it,” he says.

Mickey can’t resist pulling him into a hug. Why should he? He’s been resisting that urge basically since they met, when Bob told them his name and inelegantly swept peanut shells off his lap. Mickey gets attached fast and he falls hard, as the wealth of Lord of the Rings memorabilia he’s collected over the years can attest.

“Spoken like a true Sam,” he says, squeezing Bob tight.

—

Mickey couldn’t decide between inviting everybody so his movie marathon with Bob won’t feel like a date and inviting no one else so it does feel like a date. Torn, he just invited Reuben.

“What are we watching?” Reuben asks, striding into Mickey’s quarters and giving Bob an upward jerk of his chin in greeting.

“The Fellowship of the Ring,” Mickey says excitedly. He’s leaning forward on the couch, having just cued it up on his laptop. Bob’s already crunching away on the heap of popcorn he just poured into a large bowl.

“Nope.”

Mickey turns as Reuben backs away.

“What?”

“I can’t watch those movies again.”

“But you love Eowyn!” Mickey reminds him. “We’re watching The Two Towers next!”

“I do love Eowyn, but I also love not losing several days of my life I can never get back,” Reuben says. “Those movies are great in small doses—”

“Peter Jackson did not put his entire lifeforce into these movies for you to say you prefer them in small doses. Reub, it’s an epic. It’s… it’s… it’s the Third Age of Middle Earth, man, come on!”

“One, I know I’ve told you before how creepy it is when you say ‘lifeforce.’ Two, you can give Peter Jackson my apologies in your next fan letter, but you’re not gonna talk me into this right now. Those movies are a time suck.”

Mickey glances at Bob who’s chewing and listening intently. He looks back to Reuben and frowns.

“Don’t scare Bob.”

“Get out now,” Reuben hisses at Bob.

“It’s alright,” Bob assures him with a smile. “I wanna see them.”

“He’s a Sam,” Mickey explains.

At that, Reuben’s mouth curves into a sly smile.

“Oh,” he says, “he’s a Sam. Try to keep Sting in your pants then, Frodo.”

Bob chokes, but Mickey has to point out, “Only a fan would remember the name of Frodo’s sword. You’re in denial.”

“Actually, I’ll be in de-next room seeing what the normal people are doing. Have fun, boys.”

Mickey flips Reuben off affectionately before he shuts the door, leaving Mickey and Bob on their own.

He glances at Bob.

“Ignore him. You’re gonna love this movie.”

“I’m excited,” Bob mumbles through a mouthful of popcorn.

“Good.”

And Mickey’s excited too. He’s excited as the One Ring’s treacherous history is revealed, as Howard Shore’s iconic score shifts from horror to Hobbits, as Frodo leaps into Gandalf’s cart and he gets to quickly explain how they tricked the camera to make Elijah Wood look so much smaller than Ian McKellen. What’s surprising him is that he’s not excited about the movie, or even Bob’s reactions to it (well, he is, but it’s not the main thing)—he’s just excited about Bob.

During Bilbo’s birthday speech, their hands brush inside the popcorn bowl. Before Frodo even holds the Ring in his hand for the first time, Mickey holds Bob’s, the popcorn forgotten as their fingers intertwine. Mickey barely has a chance to say, “That’s Sam,” before Bob sets the popcorn aside completely and Mickey reads it as an invitation to shift closer on the couch. Before Merry and Pippin collide with Frodo and Sam, Mickey collides with Bob: he takes a deep breath and tilts his head to plant a kiss on Bob’s parted lips. For a moment, Bob blinks and processes this, but he’s a Sam after all, with wells of courage that make Mickey stary-eyed; Bob grabs the back of Mickey’s neck and yanks him into a longer kiss.

There are breaks. Brief ones. The Prancing Pony. The unearthly shriek of the Nazgûl on Weathertop. Gimli shattering his axe when he tries to hack the Ring in half like a total newb. Instead of detailing what they’ve missed, Mickey mumbles explanations too short to really be helpful, but Bob nods heartily and guides Mickey’s mouth to his again, and they return to the desperate work of fogging up Bob’s glasses and seeing who’s going to cave first and climb into the other person’s lap.

“I thought that guy’s name was Strider?” Bob checks dazedly as Mickey’s kissing his neck and unzipping his jeans sometime later.

“He’s got a lot of names,” Mickey pants. “Way more than they cover in the movies.”

“Like us, huh, Fanboy?”

Mickey grins against Bob’s throat.

“Yeah,” he agrees. “Like us.”

He ducks his head to Bob’s lap and Bob’s fingers scrape across his buzzcut as he sends a moan towards the ceiling.

By the time the movie’s drawing to a close, Mickey’s sitting on Bob’s lap with Bob’s hand down the front of his sweats. Bob’s hard again, so Mickey rubs his ass back against him in a slow grind that matches the steady pumping of Bob’s fist. Based on an agreement Mickey doesn’t recall making, they’re drawing this out, and it’s agony to be jerked off at such a relaxed pace. On the other hand, his body feels like butter melted back into Bob’s chest, legs spayed wide as he sits on Bob’s thighs. He can feel Bob’s heart beating against his back. And then the hitch that disrupts its rhythm.

Mickey twists to look at Bob.

“Are you ok?”

Bob’s eyes are shiny as he glances from the screen to Mickey’s face.

“Is Frodo really going to leave Sam?” he demands thickly.

Mickey gives him a quick kiss, cupping his cheek, then promises, “No. Look.”

He lets his head rest back against Bob’s shoulder and tears roll down both their faces as Sam wades out to Frodo, ready to drown before Frodo would think him disloyal. Frodo hauls Sam into the boat and Mickey’s never been given a handjob by someone who’s crying before (nor been crying himself as he receives it), but it somehow adds to the tenderness of the moment, in his opinion.

When it’s over and Mickey’s even more comfortably slumped on top of him, Bob’s arms wrapped around his waist, Bob asks, “You think I’m a Sam?”

“Yep.”

“And you’re Frodo. I didn’t see a lot of this movie, but I can see that.”

Mickey smiles and tips his forehead against Bob’s.

“I’m glad you’re with me,” he says to confirm it.