#ep four of season one

[thelunarbar]

I hate Kate with every fiber of my being 🤮

I’m sorry would firing off a weapon at random in the middle of the not being the police?

Turns out I don’t remember this real well so that’s interesting

I appreciate that Chris is at least semi sensible even if he is actively trying to kill Derek and Scott

The cgi or whatever on Derek’s not normal bullet wound is so bad 😂

Oh yeah grabbing her hand and defensively yelling no is so subtle

Ooh caught in a lie. Shoulda got their story straight before Allison woke up. Tsk tsk

Scott knows nothing. Typical.

“Studying with Allison” yeah right

Dylan O’Brien has pretty eyes

I wanna punch Jackson

Derek (literally dying) goes totally unnoticed in a highschool are there no teachers or curious students??? Are they all that self involved???

Also Derek (still literally dying) gets jump scared by the bell love it

How did stiles not see Derek at some point while he was in the hallway?

And then Derek collapses in the parking and still no one notices him

“A silver bullet?”

“No you idiot.” Even dying Derek is not putting with stiles shit

Derek (literally dying) (going to help Scott even tho he has absolutely no reason to) needs Scott’s help

Scott grudgingly agrees to help the dying man what a saint

And then promptly gets distracted by Allison shocker

Ik Scott is like what 15 here but c’mon man someone is literally dying and counting on you to save him and all you can think about is getting in Allison’s pants

Oh good more cringey make outs. These are supposed to be teenagers I do not want to watch them make out 🤮

Am I old? I feel like that makes me sound like an old lady but it’s true

I love that somehow while still in town it looks like they’re almost to Derek’s house which is deep in the woods? Yes yes that tracks

“In fact I think if I wanted to I could drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead.”

“Start the car or I’m gonna rip your throat out with my teeth.” Yes threatening the guy trying to keep you alive is great.

Fuck Scott. Honestly. They’re are more important things in life than getting your dick wet

Archery how quirky

Ik it’s like a family thing but still

Cock block chris love it

Ooh awkward family dinner with the gfs family always fun sucker

Why do parent in tv shows offer teenagers alcohol as like a test??? So dumb

“Hockey on grass is called field hockey.” 😂

Poor stiles and poor Derek

“He’s starting to smell.”

“Like what?”

“Like death!”

Yeah let Derek die bc you’d rather not leave your gf. Can we say hero 🙄

Fortunately the bullet he’s looking just happens to be in a special box bc ofc and I get for plot reasons but still

Derek never loses his drama even when dying

I’m with stiles on the whole cutting off Derek’s arm

Love that this whole thing literally couldn’t not matter less to Scott 🙄

I read a couple great fics abt stiles actually cutting off Derek’s arm bc Scott was late that I still think about to this day. I reread them quite a bit

I hate Kate so fucking much even tho he did actually take smth from her

Allison whipping out that condom is probably her best moment ngl 😂

“You faint at the sight of blood?”

“No but I might at the sight of chopped off arm!”

I am so with stiles on this whole cutting off body parts thing

Derek’s Batman voice is really funny to me.

I get why the first idea is to stick your fingers through the grate but I’m pretty sure those things pop out at least generally speaking

Love that stiles punched Derek in the face. Pretty sure he nearly does it again later on in the show

Where did Derek get the lighter? Did he just have that on him? Also so did not wanna watch him stick his finger in his wound gross

Ah teenage stupidity. Gotta hate it.

Ohhhh we finally met Peter! I don’t like him for obvious reasons but later on he’s so sassy and it’s hard not to like him

Knowing what the argents did makes me hate Kate even more and love that Chris broke free of that.

Ofc Scott would defend the argents 🙄 again teenage stupidity

Poor Derek he deserved better

How was there still a lil shard of glass from Kate’s broken window on the edge of the car door??? That seems unlikely

I appreciate that Chris at least had some standards even they still sucked.

Kate throwing the match into the fireplace was sooooooo foreshadowing at the truth to be learned down the road and I do like that

[twinstxrs]

fabian’s insistence on calling someone to tell them about lucy & yolanda because he thought people just deserved to know, out of respect. both deeply sweet & incredibly gutting. (bill seacaster move over that’s MY darling boy)

[swiftviolets]

a book you can definitely read on the train 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

pose by @antiquatedsimmer!

the original cover:

[cherrygummybears]

also, as i’ve come back to this account i’ve also finally gone back to the miss scarlet fandom (my longtime favorite) and i cannot believe how many people there are shipping scarnash now???? i’ve been silently active in this fandom since season 2 was airing and then i took a break from it after season 3 just because my life got too busy, and i come back and there’s fan edits, a ship name, fanfiction??? when i left there was quite literally nothing and now there’s like a whole community im actually so happy

[variksel]

ITS DUNGEONS AND DADDIES NIGHT EVERYPONY HOW WE FEELIN'?

[bloodydeanwinchester]

oh god man this episode is such a fucking classic. deananna car sex with anna touching cas's handprint! uriel telling dean that castiel has a weakness! that he likes him! deananna kiss where castiel can't watch and has to look away! and then. AND THEN. one of my favorite dean pretty crying scenes of all time !!!

[alecmagnuslwb]

Getting the vibe this was maybe the episode they were writing when they got the series ending news cause that last five minutes packed an episode’s worth of information into it

[doonymoon]

HELP WHAT DO YOU MEAN JEREMY FALLS IN LOVE WITH KANI WHAT DID I MISS??? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM AND SAMIRA?!?!?!

idc if i got spoiled by this I WANT ANSWERS

anyway heres a quick lil dragon drawing

[olibensstuff]

hello so exited 2 learn ur also a one piece fan,, i must know who's ur favorite character and if you had to be a part of someone's crew whose would it be?? :D

MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS THIS GUY

Bon Clay is my silly 🥺🥺

[bonniehooper]

MR. ROBOT REWATCH, 1x04: “eps1.3_da3m0ns.mp4”

-Elliot: "This last line. I promise." I'm sorry Elliot, but I don't believe you.

-Oh, you just look crazy right now Elliot.

-I get that for the twist they need Darlene to not be overly concerned about Elliot but watching it and knowing that they're siblings just makes Darlene's attitude weird. Why does she act so blase about everything Elliot does?

-Now that I think about it, how did they all get together anyway?

-Did I really need that shot of Elliot lurching forward to puke?

-Angela, why are we still with this dickhead?

-The way Elliot's relapse is shot is so cool and interesting.

-Romero: "I bet you right now some writer's working hard on a TV show that'll mess up this generation's idea of hacker culture." Sam....are we talking about ourselves with this line?

-I always wondered if Trenton had a thing for Darlene or just admired her.

-It's really interesting seeing a scene between Angela and Shayla.

-Wait, who is this guy talking to? I know Mr. Robot isn't real, but that guy said, "both of them", so who is with Elliot right now? Or is that guy just high?

-Wait, shooting up? Elliot, what the fuck?!

-Did that chick just get shot?

-Did Elliot just get shot?! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!

-What the actual fuck is happening right now?

-Oh my God, they actually have a quick Evil Corp commercial.

-Is that Tyrell?

-Why is the fish talking to him?!

-Elliot: "Angela, he's, my friend." Angela: "Yes, and he's delicious."

-Like I know this is in his head, but seriously what the fuck is going on?!

-Wait, so him getting high was all in his head? All of it was in his head?!

-I love Trenton and Darlene scenes so much.

-I don't remember Shayla and Angela kissing.

-God, I love Shayla's character.

-Darlene's contact is the guy who gave Ollie the CD?

-Darlene you are being manipulative as fuck, right now.

-Oh shit, Angela's putting the disc into the system.

-Whose computer did she use? Did she use Ollie's?

-How did Angela get out of there without that lady seeing her?

[f1-disaster-bi]

Me: I need to watch an episode of my comfort show

Also me, turns on a Criminal Minds ep where Reid almost dies: ah yes, comfort

[freeuselandonorris]

there is a strong chance I’ll be going absolutely insane about the new series of True Detective for the next two months based on the strength of episode 1

[ragequilt]

thanks to @ongreenergrasses for the tag! i have an unsuppressible need to do tag games and you feed me so well

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[gaygayaurel]

Miraculous ladybug is definitely charming in its own way until I look at the straight tetragedron of these main character and want to pull my entire scalp out.

[sosaysdean]

How was the episode?

pretty standard

[unproduciblesmackdown]

truly fitting re: billions to have the lose-lose that if winston is written out i get to be disappointed for obvious reasons and if winston isn't written out i get to be disappointed for being denied ever knowing peace