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Hi Pusztavision!
P: .. .
E: Oh that's your actual name?
A: hehe Pussyvision
P:NO.
#smg4 puzzlevision#smg4 tv adware#ask mr puzzles#mr puzzles smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#mr puzzles#smg4#ensha talks#andy talks
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So few people know this, but whenever Ensha has to report to Gideon ...
... he will discreetly stand on some books to appear just a little bit taller.
#elden ring#ensha of the royal remains#ensha#roundtable hold#gideon ofnir#elden ring headcanons#seriously ensha we need to talk#you can't stand on books#please be a little civilized#the stars are never far from a sorcerer's side | storytelling#someone's excrement; it has a golden tinge | shitpost#both bewitched and fearful of the abyss | headcanons and lore
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Oh Jolan... you will warm up to me eventually.
#do we think if Ensha could talk that he would talk like Jolan?#definitely seems like they are similar enough#swordhand of night jolan#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring oc#tarnished#lykia
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The moment the thrall moved she tense, dagger gripped a little tighter, raised a little higher. It put away one of the strange weapons it was holding and began making gestures with the free hand. She inhaled sharply, bringing both of her own hands up close to her face and prepared for a spell of some sort to be cast. Of course they would wait for the moment she let her guard down just enough to strike.
Was it typical for thralls to have spell casting abilities…?
Instead of magic being flung her way, there were only words. From the mage, of course. Skeletons didn’t usually speak. But they seemed to be relaying a conversation had with their re-animated corpse. Was that typical? Desta knew a fair bit about Those Who Live In Death, but the necromantic arts were not something she had any real knowledge about. Even so, something about this situation didn’t seem right. This thrall had too much autonomy. Too much intelligence.
Again, silence hangs over the three of them as she turns these thoughts over in her mind, as well as their words.
“I don’t need it.” Comes the response, finally, arms lowering again as it seems an attack won’t come just yet. She is clearly on edge, though, ready for the inevitability. Her eyes drift, only momentarily, to the flask mentioned. It wouldn’t be of much help to her, she knew. Crimson tears may heal the flesh- and hers did need healing, it always seemed to -but it could not sate the hunger that drove her now. Besides, she wouldn’t be so foolish as to accept help from a stranger, especially when that help is offered in a flask.
“And I don’t give my name freely to strangers.” The thrall’s- skeleton’s- …..The not-mage’s name she had, in the least. Ensha. That made them less of a mystery, but they were still very much a mystery. The necromancer-
The pair of them were confounding and it only made her discomfort grow with each passing second. She feared knowing more about them would only make matters worse, but she wasn’t going to release any information with receiving something first. “Tell me who you are.”
Izar couldn’t help but furrowing her brow at this answer, uncertain what to make of it. She searched her memories for the few things she actually knew about ghostflame—brief remarks she had caught during her travels, fragmentary notes she had come across in her research. Of course, as far as she knew, ghostflame was in some way fueled by burning the dead, so in a way the stranger’s reply made sense. But it still didn’t explain why the ghostflame seemed to be within her. ‟I… see,” Izar said, the confusion in her voice just thinly veiled. Ensha straightened, then huffed quietly—about the only sound he ever made. By the way he ever so slightly shook his head—not directed at anyone—, she could tell that he wasn’t exactly convinced by how she approached this conversation. He shifted back a little, tucking one clinging bone back to his side so he had one free hand. The other weapon remained at the ready, and a part of his attention clearly remained focused on the stranger, but he turned around just enough that Izar could see him sign: Ask who she is. What she is. This is unsettling. As always when he resorted to signing with just one hand, both gestures and message were kept brief. The dark gaze of his eye sockets met hers just for a heartbeat to make sure she had seen and acknowledged his remark. Then he turned back to the stranger, but didn’t draw the second clinging bone again. Izar cleared her throat. ‟You’re right,” she muttered, then glanced at the mysterious figure in front of them. ‟So you eat bones to feed ghostflame? That is unusual. Who are you?” Also, Ensha signed, this time without looking back, she’s hurt. She raised an eyebrow—she hadn’t noticed any sign of injury, but she also knew better than to dismiss Ensha’s observations. He was way more perceptive when it came to picking up on such things. Letting her know about this was both a reassurance that he believed they could deal with the stranger should she prove a threat, and an asset to use in the conversation however she saw fit. ‟Do you need assistance of any kind?” she asked, then tapped the golden flask attached to her belt. ‟Ensha says you look hurt. I have crimson tears, if you need a sip.” She almost expected him to give another discontent huff at her suggestion—offering aid was likely not what he had had in mind—, but he remained still.
#RP: Desta#izartarazed#[Ensha is so valid he should start talking*]#[*stabbing]#[Ensha and Desta are just two cats hissing at each other while Izar tries to intervene before a fight breaks out lmao]
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It's been a couple months, and they stayed at the Academy. Rennala was happy to have her son around, and Radahn repaired all the broken bits, even built some railings to make the place less deadly. The Academy opened its gates again with Izar in charge, and they finally had a couple new students.
He tried to keep himself as busy as possible. He taught gravity magic to those interested, learned the sign language Ensha was using so he could converse with him, and hunted for giant crayfish and runebears.
Yet... he was far from alright. Miquella still haunted his dreams, and so did his past suffering. Time and again, he'd find himself in the desert, a raging beast feasting upon a dead. And they always bore the faces of people he loved and lost. Yet these dreams were still not as bad as the ones where Miquella ruled as god-king with him by his side. Those visions were all gold and beauty, he was admired and people said he had surpassed even Lord Godfrey, and yet... they felt wrong. He was not his true self and Miquella, for all his talk of love and compassion, felt cold and distant. And these dreams always felt like an eternity - a world unchanging, perfect, and utterly devoid of conflict. For a warrior like him, it was hell.
He started to avoid sleep at much as he could.
One night, he was up atop the Academy's highest tower, to be closer to the night sky. It was cold - it was always cold lately. Probably something to do with Ranni's journey. But he didn't mind.
I hope thou art doing well up there, little sister...
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Was that you who liked Alberich at some point btw? o: I swear I didn't hallucinate you drawing fanart of him! Love the obscure lore of Ensha not talking because Alberich cut off his tongue (Taunter's Tongue is literally golden, same as Ensha's bones). We'd deal with our haters the same way if we weren't stupid 😔
yesss I haven’t really made much content or lore theories about him but I HAVE drawn him!

(shhh I know his head is actually encrusted in red glintstone I just wanted to draw his beautiful face)
how could I resist a heretical wizard who does both blood magic and frost magic? side note, I wonder how he knows frost magic, since it isn’t very common! I believe it’s only him, the Zamor, and Ranni, who learned from the Snow Witch, who specifically cast cold sorceries? so how did Alberich get his hands on those spells?
anyway also obsessed with Alberich having cut out Ensha’s tongue! also like, the item is called the Taunter’s Tongue, and Alberich was driven mad by “jeering tongues,” it’s a literal taunting tongue he cut out from the mouth of one of the Roundtable Hold’s shameless bullies who tormented him and drove him mad! suddenly I feel better about being forced to kill Ensha 😂
#asks#mad tongue alberich#don’t let the haters get to you! simply remove their tongues and continue doing forbidden blood magic!
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The Roundtable Hold Tarnished all represent different fail states of Soulsborne players.
Gideon: Obsessed with the lore to a frankly unhealthy degree. Tries to fit every little piece together. Barely plays the game.
Brother Corhyn: Focuses on the tiny details while ignoring the big picture. Slavishly follows the words of others, be it his favorite youtuber or that message saying "try jumping"
Roderika: Thinks the game is too hard. The lore is too impenetrable. Tries playing it but bounces off it at the first sign of trouble. Was really only here because her friends were playing it
Dialos: Confused dabbler. Does whatever the last npc he talked to tells him to do, no matter how nonsensical or obviously bad. Just drifts from place to place with no idea what he's supposed to he doing.
D: Heavy roleplayer. His character has an overly convoluted and nonsensical backstory. Talks very passionately about things he doesn't understand. Is replaced by his identical twin halfway through the game.
Dung Eater: Griefer. Exists only to ruin other people's fun. Will threaten you with unspeakable things if you beat him.
Rogier: Loves the game, but it doesn't love him back. Doesn't get very far, but by God, he tries. Gotta feel bad for the guy, tbh.
Fia: Toxic co-op. You'll always end up soloing the boss, regardless of who summoned.
Ensha: pure fashion souls. Invades people just to show off his drip. Poses in the hub, hoping other people see his phantom looking cool.
Nephali Loux: A decent player who gives it her all and does her best to understand the game, but doesn't quite make it. Burns out halfway through, and honestly, that's valid.
#elden ring#soulsborne#roderika#gideon ofnir#dung eater#d hunter of the dead#fia deathbed companion#nepheli loux#dialos of hoslow#ensha of the royal remains#brother corhyn#roundtable hold
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K @spicysoulsa asked for it (ty for your inquiry btw, I always love talking about Rigel) so here’s Rigel’s Smash or Pass list for funsies. Depending on which au version of her you’re looking at, multiple of these ships can be ‘canon’ mostly bc I think multishipping is fun and also there are no rules
Characters I focused on are mostly the gods/demigods and npcs that you can actually speak to, so npc invaders don’t count here sorry
Ranni: Smash; she is very enthusiastic about her beautiful enchantress wife (basically one of her very few exceptions for her general disinterest in magic users)
Morgott: SMASH; she thinks that old man is HOT as FUCK (once they’re done trying to kill each other)
Malenia: SMASH x 100000; I cannot overstate how very into Malenia Rigel is and if Malenia was receptive Rigel would take her up on it in less than an instant
Rykard: Pass; the snake thing is weird even for her. Finally someone has outmatched her freak.
Tanninth: Pass; that is a Married Woman. Also Rigel never sees her without her mask so she doesn’t know she’s smokin hot. But she does appreciate her ruthlessness
Mohg : Smash; however I headcanon Mohg as exclusively gay so she knows he wouldn’t be into her which she respects
Radahn: Pass; Tbh she has pretty much no interest in him. I could see them being horse girls together tho so a friendship could work.
Godrick: Pass; They don’t like each other even a little bit.
Rennala: Smash bc she cannot ignore the allure of Tall Woman but Rennala is very much not interested
Marika: Smash. Tall Woman but with the added bonus of Muscle.
Radagon: Pass. Tbh Rigel doesn’t gaf about him at all
Godfrey: Pass. I could see them getting along but tbh she just isn’t that interested in him.
Patches: Pass. She’d like putting him in his place but she knows that by the next morning he’d have pickpocketed her. Does not respect him even a little bit and is also still pissed about the cliff thing (Mad Dog Rigel killed him for that btw)
Sellen: Pass; eh not really that into her tbh, probably because she’s not a mage so she doesn’t have much reason to be around her. Also Rigel is buds with Jerren after fighting with him in the Radahn Festival so that doesn’t help, though she admires the conviction to overthrow Rennala even if it’s kinda foolhardy
Yura: Smash but he’s too hung up on Elonara to be even a little bit interested in her back, which she respects (even if she’s a bit disappointed)
Boggart: Smash. Fwb. They eat some prawn after going to pound town and she calls him pretty boy after he takes off his helmet. Tho they wouldn’t be in a relationship since I hc Boggart as aromantic and they work better as friends I think.
Blaidd: Pass; Brotp tho like they’re best buds but Rigel isn’t interested in fucking him.
Varré: Smash but pretty much only when she’s the worst version of herself and the relationship is basically just a toxic cesspool
Rogier: Smash but like eh. He’s kinda cute tho she can tell he and D have something going on tho. Like maybe she’d bed him once but I don’t see them forming anything long term. Not even just because of the death blight but that doesn’t help. She’s just generally not into sorcerers/magic users.
D: Smash. Corruption kink go brrr. Tho he would not entertain her in the slightest. Also he’s clearly exes with Rogier and not over the breakup yet even though he pretends he is.
Roderika: Smash. She would probably be her most gentle as a lover with Roderika. Part of Rigel would be terrified to ruin/break her or otherwise sully someone that she essentially sees as one of the most genuine people in the Lands Between
Ensha: Pass. She doesn’t vibe w/ him even before he tries to kill her
Dung Eater: do I have to even say anything
Brother Coryn: Pass; Similar to D in that corrupting him could be fun but she knows he would be terrible in bed and it would take way too long to teach him/mold him to her whims to be worth it. Also he’s not even hot
Goldmask: Pass. He’d snap like a twig if she even thought about it
Thops: Pass, she kinda just pities him. Also knows he would not be very good (not through lack of trying!)
Diallos: Smash. She likes pretty boys but I don’t see them forming something long lasting. She thinks he’s cute but that’s about it, and he mostly admires/respects her
Latenna: Smash, but gently
Fia: Smash. Uh, MILF vibes tbh
Gideon: Already said this in my other Gideon post but just for the sake of this one it bears repeating; Smash, but she admits this begrudgingly. She kinda understands his ire when she first arrives but unfortunately she also has an ego the size of the moon so their first interactions didn’t endear him to her, but she knows he likely knows a bunch of crazy shit so he would probably be a good time. Added bonus that she admittedly thinks his voice is hot. But after the deal with Nepheli and the Albinauric Village this changes to a staunch no. He would not fuck her at any point
Nepheli: Smash, enthusiastically. She likes beefy women. Also Nepheli is nice and has a good moral compass which Rigel respects even though Rigel is a bit more opportunistic than righteous herself
Millicent: Smash. She thinks she’s hot. I could easily see them as having a brief fling, maybe in a camp under the stars.
Melina: Pass. Strictly platonic, though Rigel mourns Melina deeply when she sacrifices herself to burn the Erdtree
Kenneth Haight: Pass. Doesn’t care about him in the slightest. Very neutral opinion
Selivus: PASS. Hates his guts and thinks he’s a slimy, condescending cunt.
Rya: Pass, she doesn’t interact with the recusants like at all for the most part and thinks Rya is a bit too naive/childlike
Kalé: Pass, that’s her pal tho
Hewg: Pass, she kinda sees him as more of an older mentor-type
Boc: Pass. Too fragile. She’d feel like she’s taking advantage of him. Also a bit too small and skirting too close to animal territory for her.
Gurranq/Maliketh: Pass. Idk I don’t really have a reason I just don’t think she would. Maybe he’s too close to animal territory or something
Iji: Pass; same reasoning as Hewg.
Bernahl: Pass. Tbh he’s just Some Guy to her
Iron Fist Alexander: Pass; just friends but also How
Gostoc: Pass. Knows about the runes and locking her in with the Banished Knight. He’s lucky she decided not to make him swallow his own teeth
Igon: Smash, enthusiastically. She thinks revenge is hot and also she likes it when people stroke her ego like Igon does
Florissax: SMASH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Leda: Smash but before Enir-Ilim/ immediately becomes a no if Leda goes after Ansbach. Rigel thinks with her second head fairly often and does think bloodlust is very hot but she does have at least enough morals to be upset when her friends are targeted.
Hornsent: Smash. Same thing as Igon regarding revenge also he’s not wearing pants anyways. Tbh they probably fucked after killing Messmer. Little bit of hate-sex on his part but Rigel is into it, though she felt genuine betrayal when he invaded her before the Church of the Bud.
Thiollier: Pass. Too pathetic even for her and also the thing with St Trina pissed her off bc she’s a lot of things but a liar isn’t one of them. Though she does forgive him after the battle against Leda and her allies in Enim-Ilir, but she still wouldn’t fuck him.
Sir Ansbach: SMASH let her at that old man. She wants him…., so fucking bad
Moore: Pass, she mostly just think he’s cute in a naive sorta way and also I don’t think he would be interested since he sees everyone as a family sorta
Freya: SMASH. Beef woman, also she thinks Freya is cute and admires her battle convictions, even if they are misplaced
Messmer: Pass. She thinks he’s pathetic and not even in a hot way. Yes she knows his backstory, no she does not care
Rellana: Smash. Tall woman in armor even if she did devote herself to a bitch with insane mommy issues
Miquella: Pass, the child thing is Weird and so was his deal with Radahn + Mohg. That’s a whole mess that Rigel is not unpacking thank you very much
St Trina: Pass; the eternal slumber thing makes things tricky and she doesn’t know her well enough to know if somnophilia would be on the table (/joking), but also mostly she’s kinda got the same child thing going on as Miquella which is Weird
Ymir: Pass. He weirds her out
Jolen: Smash. Again, woman in armor
Queelgin: Pass, she think he’s a loser and his fuck-ass bob is distracting
Romina, Saint of the Bud: Smash; this is probably her biggest hear me out
Dryleaf Dane: Pass tho she did beat the absolute fuck outta him like twice
Bonus:
Any big knight-like enemy like the Crucible Knights, Banished Knights, Night’s Cavalry, etcetera: Smash but armor stays ON during sex (codpiece excluded obvs)
If I didn’t list a specific character you can ask about them but chances are it’s a pass lmao
Anyways;
#I am not tagging all these characters bc it would be obscene#However I will tag some of her top choices in no particular order#malenia blade of miquella#morgott the omen king#ranni the witch#sir ansbach#blackguard big boggart#Nepheli loux#drake warrior igon#ancient dragon florissax#millicent#roderika#elden ring#Elden ring oc#tarnished#tarnished oc#rigel blyhund#Tbh this actually started as a for funsies character study#Mostly figuring out what Rigel likes/doesn’t like + what her hard limits are#I mean tbh Rigel is pretty morally unscrupulous so she doesn’t have many hard limits#Tho I will say she passed more then I expected actually#Rigel is definitely poly in like a relationship anarchist sorta way#So like unless she’s with someone who wants to explicitly stay monogamous she doesn’t see an issue with having multiple partners#But she will respect if someone is in a committed relationship#Or if they simply aren’t interested in her#anyways#shouting into the void
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Ensha for the ask meme since I don't see anybody talk about that guy
OHHHH YAYA
favorite thing about them
I love how he is just... there. All the time. Just outside the door, leaning and watching. Why is he there? *shrugs* He just is. Kinda creepy. I also love how loyal he is, to a fault.
least favorite thing about them
He is very underutilized. Like, if you go the whole game with out ever getting a medallion piece, he just vanishes at the end of the game. Doesn't even leave his armor. *poof* gone.
favorite line
Bro says nothing. He says less than Horace from DS3. Horace groans a bit but Ensha just looks at you and gives you a gesture and thats it.
brOTP
Ensha and Gideon, and Ensha and my lil Kindred of Rot baby, Geralt. That is his uncle bones right there!
OTP
Don't have one. Ive considered Ensha/Gideon which shockingly has NOTHING about them (i thought y'all liked old man yaoi????) Also toyed with Gideon/Fyra/Ensha, but nothing has ever come of it. Id imagine if someone i knew started shipping an OC with him, I'd be into it.
nOTP
No one ships him with anyone. But let me filter through a list of npcs.... *pulls out a name card* Milicent? yeah okay. hate that ship.
random headcanon
Imma just toss a few in here, first i just flat out consider canon, second is an interesting 'what if?' thing, last one is from something an rp partner came up with (i miss you allknowingofnir =( )
Ensha is mute and speaks with sign language
Ensha is actually Gideon's maiden and is ftm. (he sometimes has breasts if you remove his armor)
Ensha is a former child soldier for a king named Ensha, who was an enemy of the Golden Order. Gideon saved him from death when the King and his forces were wiped out. He thus donned the king's bones and took the name Ensha
unpopular opinion
I don't really like the headcanon that he's a Puppet. I just think he's a loyal and weird dude who follows Gideon around.
song i associate with them
Uh.... Hmmm....
youtube
favorite picture of them
*shuffle shuffle*
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I killed the Omenkiller with Nephili this afternoon, and when I noticed she'd vanished from the map I thought huh, maybe she's at Roundtable Hold. So I teleport there, notice it is ominously dark--
"Ensha has invaded!"
Excuse me????
After soundly beating his ass and asking Gideon what the hell that was, then finding out he cast out his own adopted daughter -- who he talks about like she's some useless underling -- I wouldn't mind giving Gideon a sound beating too. I mean, I already didn't trust him, but now I'm expecting a knife in the back every time I go back there.
Also, to hell with Cliffbottom Catacombs and its plague of Omens. (Yes, I died on the floor under the staircase. I had to go out anyway at that point, so I may or may not be back to finish clearing it out. Stupid Omens...)
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A: don't you fell like someone it watching us?
P: No we should be-
A: WHAT THE FUCK!!
A:HEY WHO ARE YOU?! DONT YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO REPAIR HIM?!
E: Oh sorry I got distracted....
[Mr Puzzles will be gone for 3 asks and New character Ensha will be added To our wacky adventures!]
#Ensha talks#smg4 puzzlevision#smg4 tv adware#ask mr puzzles#mr puzzles#mr puzzles smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#smg4#andy talks
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Thoughts on Ensha's eyes
While I do have my own headcanon about what Ensha is (that I use in writing and RP), I still think a lot about what he’s meant to be in game and what clues we might gather from there. We know there’s an NPC model under the armor, which in turn raises the question of whether Ensha is supposed to be Tarnished or not (linking to this exchange between @katyspersonal and @wraith-caller who both briefly talk about this aspect, among others).
Personally I’m on the fence about what I think but one thing I’d like to point out (that I haven't really seen mentioned): If Ensha’s NPC model beneath the armor is intended to be more than a stand-in/technical necessity, it might well be implied that he is Tarnished because—as shown in Zullie’s video—his eyes do lack the gold of grace, and we know a lot of attention is paid to this kind of details in Elden Ring.
What’s more, Ensha’s eyes are actually pitch-black with no white in it whatsoever, apparently making him the only named NPC with that quality. (The Flame Guardians found at Mountaintop of the Giants apparently are the only other NPCs to have completely black eyes.) Of course, this opens up a lot of new rabbit holes:
Does it imply a connection between Ensha and the Flame Guardians? (I find that doubtful, but then again, I haven't really looked into the whole Flame Guardian thing, so... I don't know?)
Is the black color maybe in some way connected to him being soulless (as the ancient king Ensha mentioned in the description of his armor)?
I’m also extremely intrigued by the examples of 1.0 item descriptions that @wraith-caller highlighted here, stating ‟mask that mediates via body of famed ancestor,” whatever that's supposed to mean in detail.

And while I don’t assume that something used in 1.0 but removed later is necessarily canon, I feel like it does shed light on what they intended Ensha to be conceptually at some point? For me, it really feeds the idea of NPC Ensha—the human body beneath the armor—having a strong connection to the fabled soulless king whose bones he wears, probably having become a mere vessel (while possibly being a descendant of Ensha the soulless king)? But just to tie this back to the eyes: Maybe their complete blackness is (or was) supposed to show the absence of a personality of his own/the presence of someone very ancient within. (Quite the stretch, but just putting the thought out there.)
And lastly, of course, the pitch-black eyes might just be there for mechanical reasons again to emphasize and reinforce the darkness of the skull mask’s eye sockets (They’re also really deep-set). So they might not be about Ensha being a Tarnished but on the contrary.)
#both bewitched and fearful of the abyss | headcanons and lore#elden ring#ensha#ensha of the royal remains#tarnished
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hiii 12 and 24 (elden ring) for the ask thing? :-)
(Asks from this ( x ) meme)
12. The unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them
I- I do not even have the list of these with the priorities from top to bottom, it is like... several neglected characters for which I want to speak all the same that I might basically just spin the wheel to decide which character to mention here XD .....and to think of it, I WILL do exactly this, holdup!!!
...annnnnd I had a feeling I'd get him. I hate the clairvoyance moments :'))))))))
But, yeah! I know he is probably not popular only and only because of the same plague that screwed over every other NPC; people are far too focused only on demigods and people connected with them directly! But
( x )

Are you seriously telling me that people are sleeping on a heretical madman sorcerer, who is slowly ascending to become eaten by a glintstone much like Azur and Lusat themselves only towards a mysterious Bloodstar one, who got enough of Ensha talking shit about him to the point where he cut off his tongue so he could no longer speak (I support him <3), who is the only one to break Roundtable's hold which is something not even Dung Eater is doing, who mocks you with a deeply reverential bow upon invading, who has SECOND heretical sorcery besides blood one that is ice one, and who also has aesthetic THIS sick?
I don't know, man, maybe I am looking in the wrong places, but he is such a cool and mysterious character! He is so much fun! Also if simps of Mohg, Varre and the whole dynasty squad are of any indication then blood kink in this fandom is real and deadly!!! Well? Then where are Alberich's bitches?
...Sigh, and yet I am literally part of the problem of Alberich mysteriously missing bitches even in the "Little Guy NPCs" part of the fandom, sort of, because you can tell my brain is a bit of a spinning wheel itself and I never can focus or commit. -_- All I have is a headcanons post ( x ), being the first to understand WHY Ensha doesn't speak that the girls liked, unfinished sketch of him and giving him the honor of being one of all two Elden Ring characters that I've drawn with myself, ever. :p
Now excuse me while I go and have slight panic because from second 0.1 of creating this wheel thing I had a hunch I'd get to mention him :pensive:
24) Topic that brings up the most rancid discourse
I... well, I will just leave this here because apparently only posting this video like 50 time is still not enough for me. XDDDD
youtube
(Fun fact: originally Faree was going to put THIS image as a thumbnail for this video:
But we could not find the way to 'confirm' the account from this clown country which was required to use custom thumbnails, so it is what it is xddd)
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replaying elden ring has made me realize i absorb information in fromsoft games like a total meathead
my first and second trips to the village of the albinaurics
back during the original launch of elden ring i gleaned a list of information during or after visiting the village of the albinaruics in liurnia of the lakes. this is fairly early on in the game and i had the loosest possible understanding of the central characters of this plot:
sir gideon ofnir: i know this guy is all-knowing because the narrator in the intro yelled this part the loudest. he gave me a list of bosses to go look at near the start of the game.
ensha: some guy in the hub area who doesn't talk. he stands right outside gideon's door for some reason
nepheli loux: friend :) i vaguely remember hearing about a "hoarah loux" in the intro
here's what a learned when visiting this location:
there are a lot of dead bodies here. it must suck to live here, in the village of the albinaurics
my friend nepheli is here, talking about fighting the good fight against oppression. knock em dead, nepheli!
these guys that are hanging around are probably albinaurics. and they're hitting me a lot
there's a guy in the village who gives me have of a key to an elevator and then dies. this elevator sounds important
there's a boss here called "omenkiller". he's standing here so he must live here. yet another reason it must suck to live here, in the village of the albinaurics
that's the end of the trip to the village, so i better go do some other stuff and then return to the hub area
now that i'm back in the hub area, ensha is beating me up... FOR NO REASON. probably a hater and a traitor and this tantrum was almost certainly not triggered by any recent events
gideon also seems disappointed in this guy's behavior. sucked that he betrayed all of us
nepheli has depression now because her dad disowned her. damn!! if i get my hands on him..... (side note: at this point in time elden ring had a bug where nepheli's arc straight up couldn't continue from this point and the only thing you could do with her was betray her and sell her to a wizard pervert)
you guys might be able to see where i made some bad assumptions, and you may be able to piece together the actual narrative of events here, but i didn't even think of sitting down and doing that at the time. i was there run around and hit things with the "mortal draw" attack from sekiro
now that i'm playing the game again, what's actually happening here is very clearly signposted and in some cases said out loud by the characters:
somebody has organized a pogrom against the albinaurics and nepheli is there to try and stop them. omenkiller is there leading the attack on the civilians and you and nepheli stop him together. one albinauric has managed to hide himself away because he has a really important key to get to one of the bosses (the bosses that gideon ofnir is so interested in). once you get that key from him, that triggers ensha, who is gideon's right hand man, to attack you to try and get the key to gideon. gideon is apologetic and tries to distance himself from ensha, but it's clear that he organized the attack on the village because he disowns his adopted daughter, nepheli, right afterwards
am i stupid? 🤔
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Gideon and Nepheli
It was time to talk to Gideon Ofnir. I wasn't looking forward to this, considering what a jerk he was last time we talked, so it was a welcome distraction when I saw a friendly face in his wing.
Nepheli Loux greeted me warmly. I thanked her for her help, and she offered me an Arsenal Charm she found in the grafting grounds. As she put it, she doesn't "make a habit of scavenging corpses."
To each their own, I guess.

An iron charm that resembles a mass of weapons. This talisman was derived from an unusual greatsword, once wielded by a hero hungry for vengeance.
Another trace of the Nameless Revenger. A talisman granting some portion of his power to carry an absurd amount of stuff. That'll be useful, as I like to wear heavier armor than is comfortable with my meager endurance.
She was heading out soon, but pointed me towards her foster father, Gideon Ofnir. (!) She also gave me the bodyguard's name, Ensha.
There must be quite a story there, but it'll have to wait for another time.

Despite his earlier behavior, now Gideon was entirely polite to me. It set me on edge. No one's attitude changes that fast, Great Rune or no. Even if his demeanor was forced, at least he was opening up and sharing information now.
As we talk, it becomes clear why we rubbed each other the wrong way. We're too similar. We both value knowledge above all else. We both have ambition to be Elden Lord (though for me, it's more a means to an end). But we're also just different enough. He seeks information, while I seek answers. I'm a woman of action, while he relies on proxies. We're destined to be either best friends or bitter enemies.
Considering that one of his agents walloped me on the back of the head with a mace, I think that coin has already landed. Despite my disdain, he was still a wealth of information about the remaining shardbearers. I'll be updating their entries soon.
How does Gideon see so much? What magic aids him?
How did Nepheli Loux come into his service?
Why did one of his agents attack me outside the Arena?
Who made the Arsenal Charm?
#gideon ofnir#nepheli loux#nameless revenger#godrick the grafted#godrick the golden#elden ring lore#elden ring#in character blog#in character post#in character
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Ensha is a spirit Gideon summoned.
This is why he never talks, and how he manages to apparently wear his own bones.
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