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I forgot some

Eclipse Purposes which would have made perfect sense

Radahn once said "fuck" and Miquella learned it. the rest played out like that "gasssppp" comic format with Malenia trying to murder him to death

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Radahn: Why Does This Mangy Cat Keep Attacking Me

Margit (back again): GENERAL RADAHN! I HAVE LEVELLED UP ARCANE!

Radahn (only knows str and int): What's arcane

Margit: 'TIS WHEN HIT THEE A LOT VERY FAST AND SUDDENLY BLEED PROC!

Radahn: the fuck is that damage???

In my heart ‘Radahn sieged Leyndell and Lost’ is real and canon. But I don’t think Morgott stomped Radahn to the curb first try. Ironically, I think he was like the Tarnished- he sent Margit out over and over and over again until he won simply by wearing Radahn down. That Omen could Respawn

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"The damn brat made me small!" He was half joking.

[luminaryofblood] "I found the perfect shirt for you."

"A shirt?" Radahn eyes Mohg with a bit of suspicion. Should he expect a prank? Growing up with Rykard and Ranni, he learned to be wary.

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"Father said it was a curse, like the red hair, but I liked it. I never really stopped growing."

[luminaryofblood] "I found the perfect shirt for you."

"A shirt?" Radahn eyes Mohg with a bit of suspicion. Should he expect a prank? Growing up with Rykard and Ranni, he learned to be wary.

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"I used to be a giant, Mohg... I haven't been this small since I was about sixteen."

[luminaryofblood] "I found the perfect shirt for you."

"A shirt?" Radahn eyes Mohg with a bit of suspicion. Should he expect a prank? Growing up with Rykard and Ranni, he learned to be wary.

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"Too strong? Sorry..." He kept forgetting he was still ridiculously strong, so he carefully put Mohg down.

"This new form is confusing... I feel small, but I still have my former strength."

[luminaryofblood] "I found the perfect shirt for you."

"A shirt?" Radahn eyes Mohg with a bit of suspicion. Should he expect a prank? Growing up with Rykard and Ranni, he learned to be wary.

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Does the General cook his own food, or is he fond of having others share their cooking? I imagine Rennala is a fantastic cook

He does know how to cook, mostly at campfires so he makes roasts and stews, but he loves his mom's cooking.

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"Oh, this is perfect!" He hugs Mohg. "Thank you!"

[luminaryofblood] "I found the perfect shirt for you."

"A shirt?" Radahn eyes Mohg with a bit of suspicion. Should he expect a prank? Growing up with Rykard and Ranni, he learned to be wary.

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[luminaryofblood] "I found the perfect shirt for you."

"A shirt?" Radahn eyes Mohg with a bit of suspicion. Should he expect a prank? Growing up with Rykard and Ranni, he learned to be wary.

[redliongeneral]

can LITERALLY ANYONE bother Radahn. I'm so bored

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Radahn should have had more horns

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NO ONE knows how to use thou/thee/thy/thine and i need to see that change if ur going to keep making “talking like a medieval peasant” jokes. /lh

They play the same roles as I/me/my/mine. In modern english, we use “you” for both the subject and the direct object/object of preposition/etc, so it’s difficult to compare “thou” to “you”.

So the trick is this: if you are trying to turn something Olde, first turn every “you” into first-person and then replace it like so:

“I” →  “thou”

“Me” →  “thee”

“My” →  “thy”

“Mine” →  “thine”

Let’s suppose we had the sentences “You have a cow. He gave it to you. It is your cow. The cow is yours”.

We could first imagine it in the first person-

“I have a cow. He gave it to me. It is my cow. The cow is mine”.

And then replace it-

“Thou hast a cow. He gave it to thee. It is thy cow. The cow is thine.”

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do u guys think radahn has dreams of running bare footed in a tunnel the sounds of tiny feet, more than just his own splashing as they make their way forward. do you think he has trouble remembering his sibling's faces as they distort in his dreams twirling, spiraling. does he feel a warmth that reminds him of something he never had but felt like he did, once, a long time ago.

does he know whose body he stole.

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"He was obsessed with marrying me ever since we were young... I thought it a childish crush that would pass. But he never got over it. And once he concluded he could only mend the world if he became a god... he decided I would be his lord. I tried to talk him out of it. Told him we were too different to work in the long term. And...my heart belonged to someone else."

He sighed. How he missed Jerren...

"But he would not listen. Everything would be perfect, he said. He'd make the world a gentler place, with no oppression, no war, no violence... that was when I realized what he planned. To charm everyone who wouldn't follow him willingly. He always had the ability to make people adore him... but now he would weaponize it. How else could he have a warlord like me as his consort? He'd make me into the idealized lord he wanted. I told him I would rather die."

He moved around the tree, slowly, unable to rise since he was so weak, so he could look at Mohg.

"Being loved by him is hell. And all the while he was convinced he was doing good... that's the most twisted thing about him. He claimed to be the saviour of all outcasts. What he did to thee was vile and cruel..."

Small flecks of gold were floating around him, like he was trying to turn to dust, but couldn't - not all the way. And he too was bleeding from a deep wound in his chest.

Ansbach held him gently, stroking his horns. He avoided the hair, suspecting it felt like an alien thing to his lord, another reminder of Miquella's true choice.

"Allow yourself to grieve... your feelings were real, even if he betrayed you. It will take time to heal from that."

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Daedicar used to be male and Rykard's boyfriend!

idc whatever the fuck else fromsoft cut or changed in elden ring I demand to know why this was changed:

LET THE MAN HAVE HIS CAT FROMSOFT PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.

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Return to Leyndell

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It's been some years since Radahn last visited Leyndell. He had grown from a boy to a young man, and he had mastered gravity. What started as a way to keep riding his beloved horse turned out to be much more - he had an innate talent for this type of magic, a lot more than for regular glintstone sorceries. And as he learned of the various beasts and monsters who fell from the stars, and battled several of them, he started to devise a plan.

A plan many would think was far too ambitious even for a demigod, but Radahn loved a challenge.

Yet, before he would start on a large-scale fight start might take a long time, he decided to visit his family.

Leyndell was beautiful as ever, bathed in golden light, blessed by the Erdtree's radiance. He left Leonard at the stables before he ascended towards the throne room.

Yet, on the way, he spotted someone who looked familiar - except way taller than he remembered.

"Sister? Is it really thou?"

Had he been away for so long? She used to be a wee lass, just starting to learn the way of the blade...