#enjoy my kaz hc

[lunarthecorvus]

There are only five colours I can picture Kaz wearing:

Black - well, it's his colour

White - he wears white shirts and that's the only scenario

Beige - I can see him wearing a beige cotton shirt when he visits his hometown / Kerch's countryside

Gray - Mostly a dark gray, but I think he could wear a normal gray.

Dark Red - now this I could see him wearing on a silk tie on his wedding day (to Inej of course). Or I could see him wearing a dark red waistcoat.

And possibly a dark brown but I'm not sure..

~my kaz thoughts~

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Do I have to talk nice to you? C'mon. You know better than to tell me that.

Kaz, my love, I would super duper appreciate if you wrote some dirty little headcanons about Kakucho with f.reader who wears converse shoes with her jeans. Is this about me? NO 🙂‍↔️. Why would I be so delusional with myself. Also, the shoes are a mayo/mustard yellow.

Ilysm!!

Kakucho x Reader: Converse w/ Her Jeans

♡ NSFW, fem reader, fluff, Kakucho kinda has a foot fetish (no judgement here), perv!Kaku, dom!reader?? ♡

note: don't play with me, y'know you better talk to me nice 😑 love u too tho, enjoy these self-indulgent hcs

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🩷 Kakucho always helps you with your converse, he puts them on (even when you're crushing his fingers in the shoe) and takes them off

🩷 He loves seeing what kind of cute socks you have on underneath too

🩷 He's putty in your hands if you press your foot on his bulge, he immediately turns into a whiny mess

🩷 Will ask you to step on him while you have your converse on

🩷 He gets turned on easily and won't even bother taking your jeans off, he'll just sit you in his lap and have you grind against him

🩷 The type of guy to grind himself against your ass and leave cum stains on your jeans (in a loving way tho)

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@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies @manji-hoe

[notebotted-x31]

Stupid ass hcs only I have bcyknow, fun (I hope I'm not the only one):

Bree's snarkiness comes from her feeling as if her dad doesn't actually really like her (Noted proof: Bree has so little episodes with Donald,only one where the purpose is hanging out with her dad, the one where he literally abandons her for her brothers)

Chase's ego is from the fact he hangs out with Donald more often then the rats (Notes: He is literally Donald's favourite fun fact,its a canonical note and he does show off mechanics and inventions with Donald)

Chase is the most socially aware, Bree is the least.

Adam is A trans man :) He hasn't gotten surgery but he likes binding and Brees doodled on it before as a joke. He's kept it on there ever since.

Bree actually likes football because I just enjoy the concept of sporty Bree with a hint of comic book nerd.

Leo takes vitamin gummies and medication to help with his bionic arm because there's sometimes Side effects of things you never notice.

Leo and Janelle to me is like "She's so pretty isn't she" and Janelle is "..According to this game we apparently have really bad compatability lol".

Speaking of Janelle she's a gamer tech nerd to me and she's beaten Chase in every video game they've ever played (Chase has gotten mad at her for this) (if they were Alive now Janelle would tell him to "Cope and Seethe"

Leo got into Baseball after his bionic arm was added as he has a gnarly catch now.

Leo despite his fear of sharks has a shark Teddy, it will terrify him and then he'll be like "oh Fred" and brush him off before going back to bed.

Tasha likes the idea of getting a divorce I imagine her wanting it.

I also imagine she probably enjoys a lot music based hobbies and enjoying crochet, she played hockey in high school.

Bree and Kaz would get along in my head because Kaz reminds her of Adam but with all the fun marks of him liking comics. I just want Bree to be friends with a guy.

Leo does unironic meditation, he has a whole yoga set, it's in his room.

[anzynai]

jai i'm so starved for twst content (except it's not even that hard to find. i'm just very hungry) can i ask for some headcanons. whoever u'd like. go wild i will happily take it

TWST Hcs

HELLO KAZ!!! im so glad it seems like ur slowly but surely getting into twst 👀👀 ANYWAYYY, pwease enjoy lovely <33

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honestly, it would just be weird to be like they all tickle each other bc they definitely dont so im not gonna do that.. BUT thats not to say erm. um tickling… DOESNT go around nrc teehee

our resident tickle monsters: floyd, lilia, and MAYBE cater. and also maybe rook but it kinda depends.

rook isnt going to go up a just tickle someone (without a motive) basically, he might tickle someone to find a weakness (*cough* ruggie *cough* leona) and im sure ruggie wasnt the only one. cheers ppl up when sad blah blah blah stuff like that but hes more subtle abt it? im not sure how to describe it but its in a way that is different from the other three

floyd does it for shits and giggles. lilia also does it for shits and giggles. cater does it to bring a smile to his classmates face

vil using tickling to help train his freshman on posture (epel lol) so like if theyre slouching, pokes them in the side or back to get them to straighten up

also silly makeup brushes being ticklish. plot twist, the heartslabyul students make sure they don’t let anyone paint on their…. signature markings (???????? what are they called) bc its ticklish

same with epel, it was a bit of a struggle at first with vil teaxhing him how but he’s got the hang of it enough where he can manage his makeup on his own

anyway floyd tbe tickle monster, jade encourages it and helps floyd (mych to azul’s disdain) azul = their number one victim

like the found family trope with diasomnia, its super cute and honestly i see them all as ticklish, and especially sebek. silver too tbh

when they were younger they prob had a lot of tickle fights meow like not that they would use underhanded tactics but okay maybe they were using SOME and that just happened to involve pinching the other in the side to catch them off guard

kalim likes tickling people too but not to the extent of the four i mentioned at tbe beginning, but he’s that guy who could definitely mention that he likes being tickled or tickling people without any embarrassment. he tickles jamil sometimes ofc did u expect anything else theyre best friends!!!!

adn erm idia is also very ticklish no one besides ortho tickles him like ever bc hes a loser (me2)

also azujami sorry MY HEADCANON i. like to think jamil would accidentally find out azul was ticklish and never let him live it down. like he would find it SO funny (and so cute) that azul has a weakness as silly as tickling. azul wants to die until he realizes that jamil is ticklish too. then he doesnt mind so much

appletart now (riddle x epel) tickling probably wasnt ever a big thing in their relationship UNTIL they were kissing and maybe making out just a tiny bit (very professional, i know), but epel (well neither of them are very experienced) was kinda just.. moving his hands bc riddle was a but stiff and not doing anything 😭😭 so he wanted to help take the lead but then his finger grazed riddle’s side and riddle yelped and well, we all know how that went. now, epel loves to tickle riddle!! and well, sometimes riddle does too

[one-million-kruge]

my six of crows hcs

I need to read Crooked Kingdom but I can't for at least another week and it's killing me so take this very self indulgent list

Kaz Brekker

-He finds it really hard to apologize so he literally buys a gazillion super expensive gifts for whichever Crow, refuses to elaborate, and walks away. Matthias is mystified by this.

-Kaz hates emotional attachments with people because he could easily lose them like he lost Jordie, so he made them with his cane and gloves instead.

-For a while as a coping mechanism, Kaz legitimately treated 'Rietveld' Kaz and 'Brekker' Kaz as two different people. When he was triggered by something or other he told himself it was Rietveld messing with him.

-He researched Saints so that he could know and understand Inej's religion, even though he had no obligation to. He also pretends he hates hearing her talking about it but just hearing the passion in her voice makes Kaz happy.

Inej Ghafa

-Similarly to Kaz, she has emotional attachments to her knives because after her time at the Menagerie it became really hard for her to trust people.

-Inej learned how to walk silently at the Menagerie because she needed to sneak around in order to get stuff she needed to survive, whether it be food or something to stitch herself up with.

-She enjoys being on the sea because it gives her a sense of freedom similar to how acrobatics made her feel.

-Inej has never once pitied Kaz, just felt anger for what others (*cough cough* pekka rollins) had done to him. Every time she sees him panic she feels a mixture of sadness and pure rage.

Jesper Fahey

-Jesper has a diary because he feels emotions in a very big way and he needs some way to get them out. He hides it under his bed and let me tell you it is bright pink.

-When he is stressed (often) he plays with his guns. Like, safety on, but he flips them around in his hands and whatever because it reminds him of his mother and her memory makes him feel safe.

-When on heists, Jesper legit takes any opportunity to wear high heels. There is no need to. The Crows make fun of him for it. He does not care.

-Jesper is typically very fidgety but whenever he's near Wylan he's just automatically much calmer. Wylan is like Milo for his stress but better. It's even better when he's touching Wylan in some way, shape, or form.

Wylan Van Eck

-If Wylan hears a phrase or saying or something of the like that he thinks is nice or cool, he writes it in musical notes (similarly to how he labels chemicals and such) and tacks it up on a wall or something.

-When he was younger and his father would use horrible tactics to try and get him to be able to read, he just took it and assumed it was normal because he didn't have a frame of reference (not being able to read books or make friends very well). Some days he felt he deserved it.

-Wylan loves symbolic art because it's a way for him to take in a story without having to read it. He loves making up interpretations of symbolic paintings and connecting unrelated ones into a continuous story.

-He is really not assertive at all and finds it hard to read the room, so Wylan always asks Jesper before he does anything affectionate. He sometimes gets embarrassed about it, but Jesper always reassures him that it's very cute and sexy of him.

Nina Zenik

-Nina is bisexual (canon) and in terms of her preferences she finds women to be hotter, but she loves men beyond physical attraction more often. Whenever people try to tell her that she's straight because of that she either punches them or knocks them out for a few minutes depending on how she's feeling that day.

-Nina loves fucking with people by speaking a language to them that they don't speak and then gaslighting them into thinking that she was speaking the language they do speak.

-She is like the #1 hype squad for Inej, and it's literally the only thing that Kaz and her can agree on. They literally get into compliment battles but they're complimenting Inej.

-Nina finds it hilarious how actually innocent Matthias is, so sometimes when they speak, she makes progressively more lewd innuendos to see how long it takes for him to catch on.

Matthias Helvar

-Matthias is super gullible and will believe almost anything someone tells him unless it is far too outlandish to be true. The rest of the Crows (bar Inej and Wylan) use this to their advantage often.

-Back when he hunted Grisha, everyone else said he was most definitely the least likely to become a traitor but also the most likely to be the nicest to the Grisha. Guess where they were wrong.

-Matthias tries his best to be mischievous and absolutely fails every time. He just feels bad about it and so he immediately apologizes even though all of his "mischief" isn't even that bad.

-Whenever Nina needs anything, Matthias will immediately do it/get it for her. Whether it's getting a book off of a shelf that she can't quite reach or committing homicide, he is always ready and willing.

[bigusbossus]

bosselhira sex hcs?

know how theres casual sex? yeah bosselhira is the definition of competitive sex

Bibo likes seeing them argue just because he thinks its funny, especially when theyre like gripping his dick

" Boss said its my turn on his dick!!!!" "

Its just a competition to see who can please BB better

as much as he enjoys their usual antics, he also really enjoys when they put their differences aside and work together, they make a unstoppable team when they arent trying to kill each other

ocelot and bb spitroasting kaz....imagine that.............

sometimes kaz and bb are both inside ocelot and other times its ocelot and bb inside kaz and when those two blonde freaks are inside each other they like... start ramming to get the other to fold but they try to take it to impress bb

kaz and ocelot have had escalated sex into full out fighting like.. ripping each others hair out.guns drawn, blood everywhere and bb just has to fuck them into place to get them to shut up

who ever gave best head gets to swallow bb's load

kaz gets the right tit ocelot gets the left tit 😭

sometimes when kaz has been a brat bc lets be honest he is, hes only allowed to lick where bb and ocelot connects like... bbs dick and ocelots sopping hole, drinking their juices. if bb is feeling kind then kaz is allowed to jerk off

idk i dont think i got that much hc's i just think theyre freakay and anytime they have sex its always hatesex in a way

[davenweenie]

Lab Rats Headcanons!

-when Kaz first complimented Chase, a spoon came flying at them and slapped Chase in the face because he got flustered and glitched.

-Bree and Chase love horror movies, Kaz and Oliver stare at them like they’re crazy whenever they put on a horror movie.

-since Adam, Bree and Chase grew up in a basement and raised as weapons rather than kids, they never had stuffed animals. When Tasha found this out, she was mortified and immediately took them to Build-a-Bear and let them pick out stuffed animals they wanted. Adam got really excited about it and even did the heart ritual that they make you do.

-when Bree and Chase visit home, Adam and Leo are there too. Adam’s immediate reaction is to grab Chase and throw him as far as he can (Bionic Brother Toss) and then pick him up off the floor and hug him like a bear. Chase is confused because he’s just been thrown across the room and is now being hugged by the same person that threw him. Adam has never hugged him directly after tossing him across a room.

-Leo tries to do the Bionic Brother Toss but didn’t even get halfway to what Adam does. However Leo has beat Bree’s score.

-Chase is fed up of being tossed around but he deals with it because people actually get on for once while throwing him.

-Oliver used to get really annoyed with Chase all the time because he thought Chase was stealing his best friend (Kaz) from him and he also thought Chase was crushing on Skylar. He soon found out that Chase and Kaz are boyfriends and Chase is not trying to steal Kaz or Skylar. They’re now really good friends.

-Chase is a massive control freak. He hates not being in control of things so giving up his title of mission leader was a massive step forward in letting other people take charge sometimes. (I’m going to completely ignore the whole Chase locking Skylar in Mission Command thing. Elite Force ruined perfectly good characters)

-Chase sometimes stands awake at night questioning his humanness because he feels he’s too computer like. He tends to neglect the human part of superhuman a lot. Kaz finds him zoned out a lot, rubbing his back to bring him back to reality. Chase eventually tells him what gets him so caught up in his thoughts. Kaz tells him if he wasn’t human he wouldn’t able to feel emotions the same way. Chase then asks ‘what if I can’t feel?’ and Kaz kisses his forehead and tells him he can see that he loves him. That if Chase didn’t have emotions he wouldn’t save people everyday, that he wouldn’t wake up really early to go and get everyone their favourite breakfasts from several different cafes to make it just perfect. Chase cried in Kaz’s arms that night. He hadn’t cried in years.

-and to end on a happy one, Otis the dog is now Adam’s dog since Chase has moved away from the island and doesn’t have to deal with the dog fur. Otis sleeps in Adam’s capsule with him even though he’s got his own little dog capsule bed. Douglas loves seeing his old dog follow Adam around everywhere. They’re best friends and they wouldn’t have it any different.

I hope everyone enjoys these HCs as much as I do. I have a pretty active mind so it’s nice to be able to share some of my ideas with people that do actually care lol.

[woofdwelling]

hi there !!! im not new to tumblr but i AM new to themed blogs ,,, so pls excuse me if i do anything off topic

i will mostly be an ace attorney + sickfic blog!!

this here is an introduction!! :D

i go by: kipa, kaz, n mona! i use: he/xe/myr prns!! i am a bi-demisexual transmasc! i am lovingly taken by the most beautiful boy autistic!! i am EIGHTEEN! that being said, k!nk and n$fw accounts DNI!! pretty pls

as said before, ace attorney and sickfic focused

MOSTLY a wrightworth blog

BUT!!! i may also post about: general hurt/comfort fluff topics stardew valley haikyuu and itty bitty writing samples of any of the above!

things i will NOT be posting about: smut abusive whump scenarios EMETO!! other than its just icky to write about, i am very strong in the "phobia" department :'3 adult x child - family x family - etc

little hc's that you may enjoy reading from me: trans apollo justice!! bi phoenix wright, gay miles edgeworth pan maya fey, lesbian franziska von karma

other things about me: miles is my favorite character, apollo following up close behind ace attorney, pokemon, and stardew valley are some of my favorite games fevers are my number one favorite things to give the little guys i love dogs, and hope to own a rottie in the future!

[armed-saphire]

NOW ITS UR TURN WHO ARE YOUR MGS FAVS AND WHY!1!1?1!1?1!1?11!1! ٩( 'ω' )و

EHEHEEEE OK SO I'll say my fav from each game

Mgs1 is def Liquid he. He's so overdramatic it's really funny. He did so many backflips while explaining his tragic backstory 🥰 and then he just fucking died and turned into an arm which is the real tragedy (I have so many random HCs for him it's insane... I also rewrote his backstory a little...the recessive thing is so dumb)

Mgs2 I think it's a split between Raiden and Fortune. Raiden I really enjoyed playing as a character who is just... idk how to put it I just like that he's flawed and not some morally perfect charismatic guy. It feels like he's set up to be that way and then he whines about everything and is very dismissive at some points. It feels like he's a real person and not perfectly crafted to be the ultimate stereotypical good guy protagonist who can stay cool and collected in every situation. He has his moments where he lets emotion get the better of him and I like it a lot.

Fortune I have less to say about her but it doesn't mean I like her less. I think she's a really tragic character backstory wise but I also like how she sort of "plays into it" I guess? Ocelot points it out himself near the end of the game ("you couldn't get enough of the drama"). I thought the ending where she found out she could've died any time and she didn't have some magic ability was sad too and I lowkey wish she didn't die and was like redeemed somehow (imagine she comes back in mgs4 and has to go against Vamp or something that would've been so cool)..anyway I guess I didn't actually have less to say I like Fortune a lot blehhh😋

mgs3 AGH.. EVA ILY she is such a well written character and I love her so much I could write an essay on her if I wanted but I'll keep it more brief here. She's like a perfect subversion of the typical sexualized woman in video game thing...it's what she's doing as a spy for the mission and the best part is it doesn't even really work lol nice job snake. The game itself even adheres to whether Eva is in her Eva persona or her Tatyana one. It's....aghhhhghhh so great. (I have so many thoughts about her and Liquid btw)

Mgs4...difficult but probably Screaming Mantis. For real this time not a lot to say about her but I do like her a lot more since playing the game she went from my least fav B&B unit member to my fav one. She was really fun to watch in all her cutscenes and her boss fight was one of the best MGS boss fights I've ever done tbh. The callbacks and references to the first game were so good I won't lie I was giggling kicking my feet a lil bit. Screaming Mantis ily I have so many thoughts <333

Peace Walker ermmm Kaz and Paz equal I can't decide..also maybe Amanda. Yeah I like everyone a lot 😭 and Cécile....not Snake tho sorry lol. I haven't finished the game so I haven't gotten the full character arcs of everyone so it's hard to pinpoint exact explanations but you know I love Kaz forever and ever mwah mwah (I'm also a transfem Kaz truther and I'm RIGHT!!!). Amanda has a lot of really cool tapes explaining a lot of...not really exposition but it gives a lot of great context to her character. And her voice acting especially in cutscenes is some of the best voice acting I've seen in an mgs game so it adds a lot. Paz I need to learn more about her. I know basic plot points but not the inbetween stuff that really lets you get to know her. I do feel really sad for her though, Kojima decided he wanted shock value instead of a female character having a nice ending 🤷‍♀️ Sucks.

Mgsv QUIET!!!! QUIET ILY!!! she's soooooo OUGH. I'm glad a lot of the fandom has fixed her from her extremely flawed portrayal in the game because it shows what really could've been and I think I latch more onto that than the version of her in the game just a little. The foundation they were working with was still really good. The way they show her and venom building such a strong bond despite never having a single conversation is really well done and I like it a lot. Quiet ily my favourite creaturething killgirl my favourite ear biter offer...

[lunarthecorvus]

My Kanej headcanon

Kanej and a dance

Part 1 to the headcanon here remember this is not a fic just a headcanon/ word vomit

Some context: Kanej have come out to the public as a couple at this point (another hc). This is set 1 year to 2 years after CK. The merchers know that Wylan + Jesper are friends with Kaz + Inej.

They arrive at the event with Wylan and Jesper, theres tons of high power figures, merchers, and the council. As soon as people realise Kaz and Inej have arrived, everyone's stares at them and then immediately turn their heads afraid of the wraith captain and dirtyhands wrath.

Inej links arms with Kaz, and she drags him to a quiet corner in the room away from people. She whispers to him that if they see someone that's a known part of the skin trade, it wouldn't be the most tragic thing of they lost a jewel or two. Inej walks off to go talk to Wylan and Jesper and Kaz thinks saints I love that woman

Inej finds Kaz sat in a chair, observing the people with what could possibly be a scheming face. She walks up to him and offers him her hand, and asks him to dance. Kaz thinks about saying know but then remembers what she said to him back at the Slat and answers yes.

They make it to the dance floor, but when the music starts, they realise that people are staring at them. Kaz feels Inej start to shake and whispers to her to follow his lead. This sacred Inej and made her think that he wanted to dance despite being watched by a whole room of people with faces full of digust. But she then she feels his hand holding firm to hers and sees that he's walking away she copies his pace, eager to get away from the crowds.

He takes her outside onto the stone walk in the backgarden and lets out sigh. He looks back at her, and the look he gives her brings her back to the moment, saints she loves her eyes (kanej eye loving, I couldn't resist). They stand there for a while just simply existing, holding onto each others hand.

A song suddenly comes on, and Kaz turns to her and asks her for this dance. She panics, thinking that he means to go back. But he lets go of her hand and stands a few metres away from her and holds his hand out. She realises that he means to dance here. She always wanted to dance with him but never thought she'd be able to, I mean, can you imagine seeing the bastard of the barrel dance? But since the heist she's seen the parts, he locked away, and they are each beautiful.

Inej takes his hand, and they fit in place as if they were made to fit each other perfectly. It turns out Kaz Brekker can dance, or maybe it's Kaz Rietveld that can dance, possibly both. It doesn't matter, though she loves Kaz no matter which surname or mask he holds.

She asks him how he knew to dance, and he tells the story of a miserable boy forced to dance lessons by his father, and how during boring mercher parties stakeouts he memorised the moves just to keep himself from boredom. Then he returns the question and asks how she knew the moves because he didn't think the suli had the same dances as the kerch, Inej thinks on that and decides that she must've learned the moves as well but her missteps during the dance can be covered up by her acrobatic reflexes, which causes Kaz to laugh and say that some of her missteps were in fact noticeable for which he got a well deserved arm swat and called a shevrati.

They dance for what feels like years when it was only a few dances, and Inej decides that as long as they are around these people, they'll never be able to be a normal couple. But for now, she's ok with that. She loves every moment of this unconventional relationship she shares with the man she will forever love, no matter how hard some of those moments can be.

Boom dance done. However, there could be another hc to this because I may have thought of another idea for this hc.... enjoy <3

[dollwritesarchive]

soc hc request — how'd they react to you being under the weather? 🥺

since i’m feeling very not goodly today, it’s the perfect time to write this request! ❤️

fandom shadow and bone / masterlist coming soon / library blog: @dollsgrisha-library

featuring kaz brekker x reader, inej ghafa x reader, jesper fahey x reader, nina zenik x reader, matthias helvar x reader, wylan van eck x reader

rating none of my work is meant to be viewed by minors (anyone under the age of eighteen), and i will happily block any that interact with my posts or my blog.

content warning mentions of illness, reader is as gn as i could, but i usually write with fem!readers in mind.

word count n.a / headcanons & concepts

attention do not repost or translate, even with ‘credit’. just don’t do it. reblog instead of like. leave feedback if you enjoyed.

when you’re sick, you sometimes wonder who suffers more— you or Kaz.

he has an extremely hard time dealing with your sickness, especially if you’re bedridden.

Kaz becomes a walking nightmare, not only to the other Crows, but to anyone who gets in his way, when you’re ill. he’s on a razor’s edge, angry all the time, looking for any chance given to hit something or get hit himself. it’s his way of coping.

he most likely will only come to see you once or twice, usually late at night, in hopes that you’re already sleeping so you won’t see how distressed he is.

it hurts him to look at you, so forgive him for keeping his eyes averted while he’s there, standing across the room, and staying relatively quiet. even if you talk to him, there’s a chance he’ll only answer in grunts or nods.

guilt eats away at him, an irrational guilt that tells him he should be able to fix you, but he can’t.

to keep from worrying, Kaz will try to focus on whatever current job he has in the works.

to anyone else, it seems as though you’re the last thing on his mind, but he shifts his focus to keep from going mad with silent worry.

he will look up from a sea of plans and papers on his desk when either Jesper or Inej return from visiting you. he doesn’t have to ask how you are, they’ll offer as much information about your healing progress as possible.

he’s incredibly impatient over your recovery, claiming that he needs you to get better because they can’t do the job without you, when in reality he’s the one that needs you to get better. he needs to know that you’re okay. 

Jesper becomes even more annoying (affectionate) when you’re sick.

he will spend every waking moment by your side, and he will not shut up.

when you’re resting, he will try his very best not to wake you. however, there’s a good chance you won’t get much sleep while he’s around.

since Jesper is already restless, confining himself to one room with you is enough to have him feeling a bit trapped, so his anxiety will spike. he’ll ask if you need or want anything (which he will promptly fetch if the answer is yes).

he can’t sit still for very long, so he’ll pace around the room, fiddle with things, hold his hands on his revolvers, kick his boots against the floor, anything he can do to keep his body busy.

Jesper will tell you stories about growing up on a farm (while simultaneously making the dumbest jokes you’ve ever heard about himself), describe to you what a Novyi Zem sunset looks like, and make lots of promises to show you once you’ve healed.

“When you’re feeling better, I’ll take you there, and you and me can watch the sunset in person. You’ll love it.”

he’ll even teach you some Zemeni words and phrases, just to take your mind off of being sick.

he won’t want to pull off any jobs while you’re bedridden, but if Kaz demands it, he won’t have much of a choice.

“I promise I’ll come back as soon as I can, okay? Stay here and rest, and for saints’ sake, don’t you dare get any prettier while I’m gone. My poor heart won’t be able to take it!”

Inej is a quiet and constant presence when you’re sick, never leaving you to be by yourself.

she’s probably the easiest out of all of the Crows to be around if you’re not feeling well.

she won’t talk your ear off, but she is worried.

climbing in through your window after dark, she’ll bring medicine and any sweets she knows to be your favorites.

after she’s ensured you’ve been properly medicated, she’ll perch on the edge of the bed and eat with you, rolling her eyes when you ask after the current job.

“Always concerned about the job,” she purrs, a hand reaching to hold yours, “when everyone else is worried about you. Even Kaz. Focus on getting better.”

you would pout and grumble something about Brekker finding someone else with your particular talents, and her dark eyes would cut to you like the sharpened knives strapped to her.

“He wouldn’t dare.” she assures, voice pulled tight like violin strings. “If you go, I go. He knows this.” before her expression would soften, and her hand would caress your feverish cheek. “Not another word about Kaz or the job, rest. Please.”

you’re never seen your beefy Fjerdan so submissive, until you got sick for the first time.

he’s the first one to notice you’re not yourself, even if you try to hide it, and he very abruptly demands you rest.

easily the only one to butt head with Kaz over job importance, claiming that your recovery is worth more than all of the money in the world.

he refuses to resume the job until you’re well enough to do your part, which infuriates Kaz, but he doesn’t care.

Matthias spends all of his time at the foot of your bed, keeping a close eye on you, occasionally bringing a basin of warm water to soak and rub your feet.

“I like you this way,” you tease, weakly, “big and strong and yet, you’re giving me puppy dog eyes and rubbing my feet.”

“I am not giving you puppy dog eyes.” he protests, a bit embarrassed, but his azure gaze has a concerned twinkle.

“You are! Big, cute, puppy dog eyes. Look at me like that more often, it makes me want to do unspeakable things to you and that beautiful face, Fjerdan.”

“Djel have mercy,” he scoffs, turning a lovely crimson in the cheeks and averting his gaze, “you’re ill, can you at least act like it? You shouldn’t say such vulgar things when I… can’t make good on them yet…” but you can see the tickle of a smile on his lips, which causes one to creep up on your own.

being sick around Nina has made you loathe the taste of waffles, by how many she’s tried to force down your throat.

“The sooner your appetite returns to normal, the sooner I stop force feeding you.” Nina would pout, seated beside you on the bed on her knees, with a plate full of all her favorite sweets. “And the sooner my sweets stash becomes mine alone again.”

“Nina, are you sure chocolate is the best thing for me to have right now?”

she would be offended by the words alone, puckering her lips, “Chocolate is always the answer, and I made these chocolate chip waffles very special for you. So eat, or I’ll pinch your cute, little nose until you have to open your mouth and I’ll shove them down your throat.”

the worst part is that you know that she would.

she spends a lot of her free time making you as comfortable as possible, keeping your body cool and battling the fever, her soft hands are always on you. soothing you.

but her mouth is running constantly, complaining about how badly she needs you to be better.

“I miss having you beside me at the table with the lot of them,” she grumbles, running soothing circles over your sweat sheened, clammy cheeks, “and I miss being able to kiss you whenever I’d like. So, you’d better recover soon, because I can’t wait to devour you again.”

“Nina!” you laugh, hoarsely, your heart rate picking up. she was always so good at making you blush, causing your heart to fire rapidly like an engine, and she can feel it.

“Good to feel your strength returning.” she coos as you pull her on to your lap, both hands gripping the expanse of her bum.

you have to take care of Wylan when you’re sick, not the other way around.

he absolutely refuses to leave you.

keeping a close eye on your fever, and making sure you’re staying as hydrated and full of food as your feeble stomach will allow.

“Eat some more, if you can.” he urges, holding out another ladle full of steaming broth.

curling up with his head on your chest so he can hear the raspy, shallow breaths and the faint beating of your heart.

you run your fingers through ginger locks tentatively, whispering fondly, “Are you sure you should be so close? What if I’m contagious, baby?”

Wylan would pout, furrowing his brows, “Well, then I guess I’m getting sick, too. I don’t want be separated from you a single inch until I can tell you’re getting better. I—“ tears may even prick his big eyes when he whimpers, “I don’t want to lose you.”

“Lose me?” you ask, incredulously, “Like this? I don’t think so, Van Eck.” you scoff, and pinch his cheek, “Gonna take a lot more than a fever to take me away from you. You know that, right?”

he would look up for you, somewhat unconvinced, but nod. so you’d make him repeat that you’re going to be fine over and over, until he believed it.

[sixofcrowley]

the crows as teachers

these are all my personal headcanons, feel free to add any more grishaverse characters or hcs in comments or reblogs :)

kaz: maths - yknow that one teacher who just stands ominously at the front of the class? they’re scarily smart but they also just hate teenagers? yeah, that’s kaz; he shows up sleep deprived and running on coffee every morning; he goes through everything step by step and (by some miracle) doesn’t get too annoyed with the teenagers. kaz loves the riddles and fixed answers with maths but also tries to set as much homework as possible just for his own entertainment of watching the students stress (he doesn’t actually care if they complete it though)

inej: geography - inej would be the teacher who just knows everything. she’s traveled around a lot and loves learning about different cultures and traditions; she’s the really laid back teacher who all the students actually respect and makes the classes interesting but also makes them feel like they’re not doing too much work (even though she is subconsciously spoon feeding them a bunch of information)

jesper: drama - jesper’s the drama teacher who loves getting the students out of their comfort zone; he won’t push too hard but tries to build their confidence up and get them used to performing, he also loves plotting and seating certain students next to each other for entertainment

wylan: science - he loves chemistry and equations (and bombmaking, but apparently it’s ‘not in the school’s but interest to teach that here’); is terrifyingly smart and also looks like a crazy scientist 80% of the time; loves science because it gives him the chance to help people and make change in the world

nina: music - nina cannot hold a note for her life but wylan taught her some music theory and she got the job; her core strength is pop culture, she has such a wide range of variety with her taste and makes sure the students all make music that they enjoy and isn’t too strict

matthias: history - matthias is the history teacher who knows everything but also bores the class half to death; the information he feeds them is cool but poor guy just does not know how to make the story stand out

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

Hi! I love your posts and how detailed they are- it’s really inspiring and I can see that you put a lot of effort into your content. I love it and I was wondering if I could get some yandere hcs on any hetalia characters (maybe less-acknowledged ones?) and how they would react to a fellow country rival being after their darling (maybe the other country is a yandere too!)

Thank you in advance, again, love your work! You’re super <3 😚 ✨

You’re so sweet! I’m glad you enjoy my comment and that they inspire you.

Now, let’s shine some light on the nations that have been shoved into the corner. For this, I’ve picked four nations, since there are many that I’ve written but have yet to play with.

Luxemburg: Eliot would work like an angler fish as a yandere. He would draw his darling in with sweet looks and hunched posture. As they grow closer to him, he’ll slowly switch the dynamic becoming the dominant force of the relationship. Now cooing at you and providing for you with his nice, but cheap luxuries.

His punishments would be inspired by various video games. Things like letting his darling wake up in a haunted house full of puzzles and traps that can cause harm if failed but if succeeded can give tools that lead them right back to him.

In his case, his rival would be his brother, the Netherlands. These two would leave their darling in mental shambles. Eliot plucked the heartstrings to play the song Unhealthy Obsession, while Baas would use his information to blackmail. Each of these stressors would force them closer to their breaking point. Due to his appeal, Eliot would have them crawling to him and pouring out their soul to him.

At the revelation of his brother’s crime, Eliot would decide it was time to flip the script. Taking her into his home, hiding her away with a simple promise of safety in his care. He fully attends to do so by every means possible, even if it means fracturing his family.

 Lithuania: As much as Kaz is all bark with no bite, he can be a pretty wild yandere to have. His self-absorbed nature means that he believes that they love him too. No matter how much they cry against him or attempt to shatter the fantasy, nothing works. It’s as if it’s a mirror encased in tempered glass.

Kaz would prepare by creating an intricate room with many locks and cravings to keep his dalin’ at first. It would carry the motif of a Lithuanian cottage with green accents. Each little craving is along the ceiling and walls; hours will be spent attempting to figure out the story and yet never catching all the details due to the complexity.

Going up against his more stoic brother, Poland, would leave Kaz foaming at the mouth. Both men are stubborn; creating a never-ending cycle of kidnapping and harm to each other. With Poland's more direct approach, Kaz will have an easier time deceiving his darling that he is easier to escape. Speeding up the taming processes through repeated failures. 

It is important to note, that during all the back and forth. It doesn't matter how many times he is beaten down, killed, or dismembered Kaz will always return to claim his darlin’.

Cyprus: Georgios’ darlin will have to get used to taunting. He will often antagonize to see which emotions will rise to the surface. All these different emotions make him feel closer to them. In return, he unveils other emotions building an unstable trust that is always moments away from shattering.

His darlin would live in near isolation on a Mediterranean beach. During periods when Georgios would be home, they would be allowed outside and can even enter the sparkling waters. Of course, he would be right there, an arm’s length away, waiting for you to slip up.

If I’m honest, everyone could be his rival due to his level of distrust. For this post, I’m gonna make it Canada due to the chaos he caused and got chucked for.

To compete with Matt, Georgios is going to do all he can to sabotage it. Every repair is broken, the camera is thrown out windows, and he speaks smack about Matt to his darlin. Which confuses his darlin at first because this random guy approaches them and warns them about the other stalker. As time goes on and as he helps them, trust builds.

All the while he avoids Matt and makes it more difficult for the Canadian to worm his way in. Taunts abound before Georgios is finally beat down by Matt. With his darlin taken, Georgios pulls out the big guns.

To put it simply, when Matt’s enemies come a knockin’, darlin’s go a missin.

Czech Republic: As a yandere, Matylda will expect her darling to fall in line like her many followers. Hanging on to her word like it was from God, himself. Though, unlike the rest, she will listen intently to the words from their mouth. Noting each thing within her mind. If the relationship were to be summarized in simpler words, she is Aphrodite, and they are Adonis.

Her vast garden is the source of some punishment for her poor darling. When upset, they are forced to run through it like a lab rat searching for safety from a robotic cat. Yet, they never find an exit instead are cornered by the metallic claws.

The rival would be Hungary aka Margita. As yandere competitors, both women would attempt to woo with influence and promise of an easy ride through life. They differ in that Matylda is able to use a large pool to gather information before taking her Adonis. While Margita will attempt to use her seduction to draw you closer.

Matylda will send her men out to give a single warning to Margita. Stop or face her wrath. When the Hungarian woman blows off her threat the warm embers of competition blaze into a passionate inferno.

Her men would be divided into four groups. The first would continue to gather intel on her darling. The second is preparing the home for their capture. Group three is gathering information on Margita and her preparations during which the fourth team is figuring out how to crush the Hungarian’s advances.

Once the teams come together a horribly, unstoppable plan is formed. One that involves kidnapping, a lawsuit, and a metal coffin.

[malconnorsupremacy]

Hi! Been following you for some time now, outlying due to pjo content but now I find out you're obsessed with soc too! Your kanej hcs were so cute, I'm asking for more! If you get time could you write about kanej ×massages please?

Lots of love<3

of course! i'm so happy you liked my hcs <3

Kanej, ft. massages

kaz took on way more than he could bite, usually. and inej knew that.

so when she climbed into his window that night, she had one look at his stiff neck, bent toward his work, and knew what she wanted to do

she was aware kaz had sensed her come in, which is why she didnt see a reason to warn him before she touched him. if he wanted to stop her, he could.

she gently placed her thumbs on the joints of his neck and gingerly massaged the stiff muscles

as kaz sighed, she used a little more force to run her thumbs along the mid of his neck before massaging his shoulders

“better?”

“yes”

this became a routine. inej would climb into his office, place a scorching cup of coffee beside his hand and slowly massage his shoulders, neck and spine

kaz enjoyed it thoroughly, although he never admitted it

"don't bother, inej"

don't stop

"shut up"

i want to

when kaz was in pain due to his leg, inej once asked him if he wanted to try a different approach of soothing it instead of the typical ice treatment

"massaging might help"

"you seem to be having a bit too much fun doing that lately"

but he agreed anyway

inej, the acrobat she was, knew of broken limbs and how to relax them

she saw kaz stifle groans of pain quite a few times as she worked along his knee, but continued without a word

a good half an hour in, kaz admittedly felt relief

"really inej, I should've just hired you as a personal masseuse"

thank you, i love you

"really kaz, if you had you wouldn't be alive today"

i know, i love you too

should I do a part 2? maybe about inej the next time?

[yeonjunszn]

— 𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬 ♡

pairing: ot7 x f!reader

genre: absolute fluff

warnings: mature language, jay’s has a minuscular amount of angst

— hey hi hello! my first actual post on this blog 🙀 i hope you enjoy bc me and my best friend literally make up hcs on the DAILY LMFAOO the plan is to turn these all into drabbles or fics hopefully, but most likely with different plots than the actual hcs under the cut.

—beta read by my 4ever partner in crime kaz <3

lee heeseung & sharing a bed ♡

✩ the way it happens is a cute story, honestly. since the group is an uneven number of members, they asked you, a dear friend from the staff, if you’d like to go on a trip with them. you were the closest to their age, only a year or two older than heeseung, so you agree. it’d be best if they had some professional supervision anyways. they behaved like teenage boys still.

✩ when you arrived at the house they rented, the younger boys immediately sprinted to pick out rooms. jake and sunghoon decided to room together, obviously. which resulted in jungwon and jay, then ni-ki and sunoo. this left you with heeseung, who you’d always thought was attractive. but of course, since the others had already started fighting over rooms, hee suggests settling with rock paper scissors. and everyone knows the person who brings it up always loses. so the two of you end up with the smallest room— which happens to only have one bed.

park jay & brother’s best friend ♡

✩ jay is the type of person who doesn’t have many friends, but has a few very good ones, the ones that he knows he’ll be able to trust for the rest of his life. those people are his group members and the only friend of his who stuck by his side after he became an idol. he met your brother at the end of middle school and they became extremely close from how much they related to one another. they always hung out after school, did all the usual teenage stuff.

✩ your brother introduced you to jay that same summer, right before high school started for them. you were only a year younger, so you figured you’d get along well with him too. except you got along a little too well. you both realized how far you’d fallen when it too late. jay felt horrible for telling you about leaving for idol training before telling your brother, his best friend, but he didn’t want to break your heart. he wanted to try and give you enough time to get over him so that way you’d be okay when he left. you didn’t have the heart to tell him you couldn’t, especially because he took it right with him the day he set off to follow his dreams. and you didn’t know he left his behind, right in the palm of your hand.

sim jake & childhood bffs to lovers ♡

✩ to me, this is the only trope that fits jake. he wants to fall in love with someone he trusts and cares for on an unparalleled level, and that can only be achieved with his forever best friend. when he realizes what his true feelings are, he thinks he’s lost his damn mind, because what! he sees you as more than just a friend??

✩ you’re the one who cleaned his scrapes after he fell while playing soccer. you held his hand when his mom dragged him to doctors appointments for shots. you fixed his tie for every single formal dance you attended together. you were his number one supporter throughout his short idol training. you cheered for him back home during his time on i-land. you texted him every single day leading up to enhypen’s debut. you were the only one who believed in him when he felt the world was against him. so he wonders to himself why he freaked out so much. you’re quite literally the only person he could ever want a future with anyway.

park sunghoon & ex lovers to lovers ♡

✩ when the relationship ended, it was very mutual. he was leaving to pursue his dreams of becoming an idol and didn’t want you to wait around for him. he didn’t see you as an obstacle or anything, god no, you were his number one fan. he just knew that he’d be away for a really long time and didn’t want you to have to deal with the stress of a long distance relationship. so you both decided to break things off and that was that.

✩ after the debut, you were the first person he texted. he’d felt so homesick and he remembered how much warmth coursed through his body whenever he was with you. he tried to pass it off as familiarity, because it’d been months since the two of you had last spoken, but the longer he received another message back from you, the deeper he got reeled in. he never fully moved on, however, he never really wanted to in the first place. you reminded him of things that made him feel safe. you kept out the cold in the winter and the heat in the summer. you’d always be his home away from home— no matter how far apart you were.

kim sunoo & fake lovers to lovers ♡

✩ sunoo pretends to be your boyfriend only because you asked him so nicely and offered him compensation in return for his services. this guy wouldn’t leave you alone and you figured if you had someone on your arm, he’d stop pestering you. the reason you asked sunoo? you already had a teensy crush on him.

✩ it was hard not to grovel at kim sunoo’s feet. while he had a flair for the dramatics, he was one of the brightest human beings to walk the face of the earth. his aura constantly radiated comfort and shone like the sun. it was a miracle that he happened to be in your class. once the two of you started spending more time together to make your relationship more “authentic”, you began to see all the different sides of him that no one else saw. you found yourself falling more and more each day. and of course it was only fair that he did the same.

yang jungwon & the coffee shop au ♡

✩ as the leader of an idol group, yang jungwon is not unwelcome to stress. in fact, it’s the very thing that nearly forces him to pull at the hair on his head. no less being the youngest leader amongst all the current kpop groups. having to keep his group members in check is no doubt a headache, especially with ni-ki the gremlin around. finding a small escape of sorts is sometimes his key to tranquility, and that small escape became coffee.

✩ he learns that he thinks clearer when he gets some fresh air and steps outside, away from all his worries, so he began to frequent a quaint little cafè located less than half an hour walk from the dorms. the atmosphere and the aesthetics calm him every single time, various shades of browns and beiges invading his eyesight as the scent of coffee beans waft through the space surrounding him. no one recognizes him either, with the dark sunglasses perched on the bridge of his nose and the hat on his head concealing his face. another plus? the cute part-time barista who happens to be his age and doesn’t have a clue as to who enhypen or yang jungwon are.

nishimura riki & enemies to lovers ♡

✩ ni-ki is fucking competitive. there’s no doubt in my mind that a day doesn’t go by where he’s not conjuring up new ways to better himself. and as much as you hate to admit it, he’s a really good dancer. it’s not surprising, seeing as he’s been doing this since he was a small child. he’s only gotten stronger with his skills as he’s grown older, and even now he’s only in his late teens, so he hasn’t even reached his prime yet. imagine how frustrating it is to hear that someone is trying to claim his title as ‘best dancer’ in school, especially when he’s worked so hard to earn it.

✩ it’s actually kinda silly because you aren’t trying to steal his thunder purposefully, you just happen to be very successful at doing so and it irritates him to no end. how can you even live with yourself for soaking up all this attention without remorse? how can you let all these other guys fawn over you and your near-flawless technique? the worse part of it all is the fact that he knows he’d do the same if he wasn’t so hellbent on upholding this rivalry with you. and he hates the churning feeling in his stomach he gets from watching you get giddy over executing several fouettés in a row. he hates you. but maybe just maybe, he kinda sorta likes you, too.

© yeonjunszn. do not steal, claim, or repost.

[manikas-whims]

Seconding everyone else requesting Kanej smut! I loved your HCs :)

well well well dear Anon, here's some more of Kanej Smut HCs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Part 1

Kanej Smut Headcanons Pt. 2

Based on several Kanej related questions a friend of mine asked & our discussion.

Q. Once Kaz and Inej are okay with doing everything, who do you think gets easily horny? Like the first to be turned on and initiate sex.

I'd say Kaz more easily gets turned on and he's the horny one but Inej initiates things more. She's kinda the possessive and needy one, asking him to do her, touching his thigh, biting her lips and all.

Meanwhile Kaz doesn't ask for it much but is always ready to do it if she wants. But the times he does ask, ohh you know he wants it bad..grabbing her by the waist, pulling her to his lap or backing her in a corner.

Q. Okay, so from the two who likes suggesting weird places to have sex?

BOTH.

Inej dragging him by his tie to the nearest corner, Kaz bending her over his desk, in the alleys, during missions..once they get more used to touch, they won't be able to keep their hands to themselves.

Kaz seems like the cheeky type.

Like if someone were to find out and makes a sour face, he'd not be ashamed, very smug actually 😂

Jes: Don't tell me you guys did it in the kitchen during the job 😶

Kaz: 😏

Q. Okay so who from the two would seduce the other when they’re busy?

Definitely Inej.

Imagine future Kanej entering politics and they're having some kinda meeting with some higher ups.

And Inej is touching him underneath the table. Kaz trying to maintain his composure but Inej can totally guess from his clenched jaw and stoic expression.

And he hurriedly ends the meeting with some dialogue like "my wife doesn't like staying too long at such events".

Q. Okay, so who from the two would suggest new things in bed?

Me: Kaz more openly. Inej will be shy at first but Kaz will make her tell him cuz he'll do anything for her.

Friend: YESSS! I think Inej would like to suggest things but she’s shy to admit it cause some stuff is unholy and I can see Kaz teasing Inej like “Am I still speaking to the pious and holier than thou wraith??”

Q. And I think we all agree that they both masturbate when they’re not with each other right? 😳

THEY DO.

Me: Inej trying her best to keep quiet in her Captain's Cabin as she gets herself off.

Friend: Kaz going into his room and locking himself in, doing stuff while he’s in bed trying to keep it down cause of the people at the slat.

Q. Okay who from the two enjoy sleepy sex?

Both.

Me: Sometimes Kaz is too tired and Inej just tells him to lie down and sucks him off then rides him.

Friend: AGREED! Inej is always the one sneaking up on top of him dead early in the morning or she slips beneath the blankets and sucks his 🍆

Me: And sometimes Inej is back from the sea and tired. So Kaz helps her bath and change, takes her to bed, fucks her good and then they sleep 🥺

Friend: YES!!! Him slowly slipping off her clothes, lingering his fingers over her smooth skin and leaving tiny kisses on her shoulders. And she just lets him take the reins and do whatever he wants to her. I can picture her saying “go on, don’t hold back.”

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