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Sunday morning sleeping in <3
#my art#glee#klaine#kurt hummel#blaine anderson#fanart#I almost didn’t wanna colour this one but I like the way it turned out#a good little lighting practice#honestly I have no clue if the light beam from the blinds is actually correct but iiii don’t care#you get the vibe#also I should really follow their example and catch some zs#its 4am what am I doinggg#thats what happens when you start a drawing at 11pm#smh#they are so soft thoughhh#I really missed them#and I’ve been wanting them as close as possible#also ive been loving the watercolour look lately#it actually makes me hate colouring a lot less haha#I can be messier#and it looks so softttt#and I like them soft <33#(well.. apart from like… ;)#okay I need to shut up and go to bed#good night and enjoy foks! <333
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The most terrifying creature of all
[First] Prev <--> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#ouyang zizhen#nameless red disciple#Absolutely none of these people should ever be allowed in a haunted house#Except maybe LSZ#The juniors would either 1) Cry 2) punch one of the staff 3) pee a little bit 4) break something in fear. Dreadful patrons.#and they are supposed to be in training for dealing with the supernatural too! SMH!#I did enjoy drawing them cuddled up though B*)#WWX is banned from haunted houses too because he tries to get himself involved as one of the scare-ers. Which is a violation of union code#He's 'trying to make the experience more enriching' but in reality he just likes to get a reaction out of people.#Truly a guy you go to a corn maze with only to get separated from him.#And when you do find him he's face down what looks like his own blood#As you try and check to see if he's okay he suddenly grabs your ankles and starts spitting lines from the exorcist#Then laughs when you scream#Truly a guy who is NOT getting a second date#Next episode features something very very scary. Universally so.#a t-t-t-teen girl.#LJY is curled up on the ground btw. Joining the JC sock puppet that has also been just out of sight this entire time
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What do the DS9 crew call each other?
>View the raw data >Season 2 Observations post
Season One Observations
Sisko:
Is most likely to introduce himself as "Commander Benjamin Sisko" (7 times), or as "Benjamin Sisko" (5 times).
Is more likely to be called "Commander" than "Sir" by Kira (35:8), Odo (15:2) and Quark (9:0).
>> Kira does not call him Sir until e13; Odo only in e16 (when harassed by Lwxana)
Is more likely to be called "Sir" than "Commander" by Miles (66:20)
>> Even more likely E1-9 (35:5), only twice as likely e10-19 (31:15)
Is just as likely to be called "Sir" as Commander by Julian (22:20)
Dax exclusively calls and refers to him as Benjamin.
Otherwise is referred to as Sisko (esp. by Odo) or Commander Sisko.
Sisko talks to everyone the most.
Kira:
Is most likely to introduce herself as "Major Kira Nerys" (3 times).
Is most likely to be called Major by everyone. In the first half, O'Brien also calls her "Sir" in a few episodes; Bashir and Dax call her "sir" once.
Is most likely to be referred to be others as "Major Kira".
Is occasionally called or referred to as "Kira", but not often.
Odo:
Is most likely to introduce himself by mentioning he is "Chief of Security" (2 times).
Is called "Odo" more than "Constable" by Kira (9:6) and Quark (15:1)
Is called "Constable" more than "Odo" by Sisko (16:11)
Is usually referred to as Odo
Julian:
Is called "Doctor" most by Sisko (43:7 "Dr Bashir"), and exclusively so by Kira (5x), Odo (5x) and Quark (1x).
Is exclusively called and referred to as "Julian" by Dax.
Is most often referred to as "Dr Bashir". Sisko also refers to him as "our doctor" and "my doctor", and Sisko, Kira, Odo and O'Brien all refer to him as "Bashir" on occasion.
Miles calls him "Doctor" once, "Julian" four times (all in Episode 13, after Julian has asked for this), and "Sir" three times (again, all in E13).
Dax:
Most frequently refers to self as "Dax".
Sisko is most likely to call her "Dax", but also "Lieutenant" in very formal situations. He calls her "Old Man" 4 times, in e1, 7, 9 and 10.
Julian will call her "Jadzia" (4x) or "Dax" (4x), depending on how casual the situation is.
Miles calls her "Lieutenant" exclusively (3x), as does Kira (1x).
She is usually referred to as "Dax" (9x) or "Lieutenant Dax" (10x) by everyone, or by Julian as "Jadzia" (2x).
Miles:
Most likely to call himself "O'Brien".
Miles is most often called "Chief" by everyone, although it takes a while for that to start. (Kira and Sisko begin calling him "Chief" in E4.)
In first half, is almost just as likely to be called "Mister O'Brien" as "Chief" by Sisko (10:16) and Kira (7:7); from episode 10 that changes to 3:10 for Sisko and 0:1 for Kira.
Is most likely referred to as "O'Brien".
Wow, that took less time than I thought it would when I began this - I'm definitely looking forward to seeing if any trends continue or change going forwards!
#ds9#deep space nine#ds9 data collection#ds9 meta?#my trek musings#man i enjoyed doing this FAR too much#definitely don't have a job application i should be writing instead...#i wish i hadn't thought of this bc it's such an easy distraction#“just one episode - it'll only take ten minutes”#yes andi but then you want to see if there are any changes and you can only do that by doing lots of episodes#smh#WSB
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I want the infodump on Jamil and Yuusha ma'am I beg
THIS HAS BEEN UNANSWERED FOR A MONTH IM SORRY AUGH
but thank you so much yes im okay im normal about them i’ll do my best (for context i mentioned in the tags of one of my posts a while back wanting to infodump about them, but i forget which one it was jfkdlsjhl anyways-)
this won't be a full info dump because i think that would somewhat restrict my dynamic of them if i put it all into words (if that makes sense) ;;;
and i realized i lowkey dont have a coherent timeline for them (yet); i just put them in random scenarios of what i think would be fun at the moment
to make up for it i'll also put a silly self-indulgent sketch dump all below ;;;
I JUST REALIZED I DRAW THEM MAKING EYE CONTACT A LOT (bc something something there's a level of trust that jamil wont use his snake whisper on yuu anymore)
okay now for some random jamiyuu dynamics/hcs/lore
yuu fell first -> yuu lost feelings (bc why would you trust someone who took advantage you) -> ✨ then something happened ✨ -> jamil fell next but harder.
highkey disliked each other -and showed it- in the beginning bc of the whole scarabia drama; then an -accidental- act of service got them to think differently about one another. like "holy shit maybe they're not so bad after all???"
extremely slow burn.
very competitive with one another which then bled into their "flirting" / affectionate acts when they eventually became closer.
basically: “sweetheart” but rivalry -> “babe” but platonically -> “bro” but romantically pipeline.
(“are you flirting or starting a fight”)
yuu kinda throws around “love you” a lot, especially to her close friends; so -during their “platonic” stage- for some reason, jamil was the only “friend” she has not said this to. but it’s okay it’s not like jamil had referred to her as the “f-word” (friend) anyway.
had a mutual agreement that their romantic relationship is temporary because of yuu wanting to go home; they’re just going to “try it out” “no hard feelings”.
yuu made jamil promise to never use snake whisper on her ever again.
jamil: personal beef w/ bugs + afraid of them; yuu: personal beef w/ bugs (w/ a few exceptions) + not afraid of them, just generally pissed at their existence.
dancing and music lowkey became one of their love languages.
kalim genuinely became one yuu’s best friends because of how much they hit it off. jamil always third wheels them no matter the circumstance.
yuu loves grim more than jamil; jamil knows this very well. and so does grim.
#i was today years old that asks will not let me put images next to each other sigh#WAIT IT’S DIFFERENT ON MOBILE#smh tumblr u are stressin me out#anyways idek if you're still here anon but akjfkldsslk#the way i was jumpscared when i saw this in my inbox tho#it just made me really happy that people are interested in these two 😭#im still just afjkdlslsj why#but honestly thank you 🫶#im glad people can enjoy them as much as me#also i am just posting back to back what is wrong with me#i should make the most of it bc my schedule’s going to be BUSY after this week#also also there's one particular way some artists draw jamil's nose and i love it#i really wanna draw it like that too hkdsljs#i'll try it out next time i draw his side profile#[—✦ chatting#-✧ my art#-✧ oc rambles#jamil viper#(💜) yuusha#(💜) curry noodles#-✦—]
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Mini storytime to preface my new personal leander headcanon:
> i always have my partner's music playing in the bg whether i have the volume on or not (hes dead so sometimes its too much to actually listen but you better bet im still doing my supportive partner duty and looping their stuff!!)
> i screen recorded the instagram stories redspringstudios did the other day when they (kinda jumpscared ngl but in a good way) posted leander
> the screen recording captured my partner singing while i was tapping back and forth through the leander shots, so when i looked at the video again just now with volume turned on, i was unintentionally listening to my partner sing, and i remembered oh hey doesn't leander also sing haha
THEREFORE I PRESENT YOU: Voice headcanon leander singing is just my partner singing. :) gbslfnsl ik this isnt a headcanon anyone else can be hyped over but nonetheless i thought its cute and a shareable story lol
#leander#Double the love double the joy#Love u polymorose rest in peace u mf#Id cosplay vere for u but youre too dead to enjoy it smh#Anyways if yall also have singing partners you should do this too hehehehe#Touchstarved#Headcanon#rip loml#last0yapping
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i guess where i contrast with a lot of dt enjoyers is im never going to want the game to give me less personal conflict for my wol
#u know what i enjoyed in the patches was when they ask you if you want to go to the funeral and you can say no#now. they absolutely did not understand why cori would say no but i appreciate the option anyway lol#anyway what i mean mostly is like. the wol has a break!! is not my idea of a good or fun time#make her life worse!!!#now i have to do the making her life worse part on my own smh#i need a text post tag#dawntrail spoilers#this is why i believe they should have had the antagonist have some connection to the wol. but whatever.
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I think its so important for everyone to learn to like characters because of their negative traits instead of in spite of them. Like there is so much joy and whimsy to be experienced once you get to a place where hating smth abt a character inevitably leads to loving them dearly because of that same trait
#rat rambles#to be clear I do not mean a love to hate sorta relationship#I mean looking a character who you find annoying and going I love that theyre annoying they should be more annoying#and I say annoying because thats a common complaint ppl have abt characters they dont like but I do generally hate that complaint#usually what this really means is theyre a woman or neurodivergent or a poc or a child or they have a personality like at all#annoying isnt a descriptor of a character its a description of your feelings on the character and as such it means absolutely nothing#it is nowhere near a legitimate criticism of a character and their writing#but yeah my ability to enjoy media greately increased when I learned how to like characters I dont like#now this doesnt apply to everything but like its still a good exercise to try and find the appeal of things you dont like for petty reasons#digging through my drafts and I was so real with this why didnt I post it smh
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good god it’s almost been a year of this
i dont know what to DO how do i celebrate self ship anniversary … commissioning smth would be nice but i don’t knoew… im going to be in japan during it so ill probably just buy something nice and cute which should be easy w merch stores and stuff idk i imagine therell be lots of stuff of mywif e but EEeeeeee …. crazy that its coming up so soon….. shakes
#.mei chats#. 🔮#waugh. SHOULD I WRITE…#MAYBE ILL WRITE#fun fact i have genuinely never been able to write my own ship. have never done it m#i can write other ppls ships just fine. i enjoy it even!! but my own…#i shrivel up and get self conscious as if i don’t Deserve to enjoy things or something#smh girl if you don’t open a word doc rn#maybe. Maybe then i donteknow..
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Noooooooo, because why do I want to simultaneously watch Love Next Door, & Spy x Family, rewatch ToQger, rewatch Shinkenger, (required to) watch Mouse and My Lovely Liar, read The Blue Castle, finish Caraval and this other random book, AND read my fanfics I’ve been putting off??? Oh, and finally read my Webtoons and catch up with TBHK…
Is this truly the curse of procrastination, or have I gotten rid of my whatever block I had in the summer?
AND TO WRITE OMG TO WRITE…
#Biggest tragedy ever#Actually I need to learn how to enjoy myself and not take forever on school work#But stilllll ughhhhh#It’s all math’s fault otherwise I literally am set 😍#I am math’s number one hater#If I could talk about how much I hate math you would never hear the end of it#Btw algebra > precal/calculus anyday#I will sleep now smh I should have done more hw today this is disappointing
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i need to reread wof to finally figure out who my absolute favorite character is
#rave ramblees#like particularly from the first arc#I Hate All Of You#except Clay#he's a perfect boi who can do no wrong#but he's not my favoriteee#i always think i like Glory but she kinda sucks actually...she's just a pretty girl#sunny annoys me but she's so based#starflight is the one you'd THINK i'd like but honestly. eh#his character is so absurdly hard to pin down#like he's kind of introduced as an arrogant nerd emoji guy#and then he's more of an anxious wimp#and then he's just like a kind hearted nervous smart guy????#tsunami is just like. that sort of boisterous angry character i don't love#she's violent but she's not even sexy about it 😔 you should enjoy being covered in blood more smh#when it comes to the SECOND ARC THOUGH#it's the opposite problem. i can't choose a favorite because i love them all#except winter who is me fr but i just hate him#everyone shits on moon but i love her she's my everything#KINKAJOU DESERVED HER OWN BOOK#turtle is perfect. PERIL MY BELOVED. qibli is a silly guy#third arc...ehjyutjhfghjskdjf i guess i like cricket#i kinda dislike blue but his book is the best one so it gives me bias to think i like him when i don't#luna and snowfall though? i can't tell if it was because their books sucked but iiiiii don't like em#and sorry to the sundew stans but she's like tsunami to me
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I'm curious. Is there anything about Dagger that you haven't really gotten the chance to tell a lot of people but would really like to share? Anyways, just wanted to let you know I always enjoy having Dagger on my dashboard and that he's a fun an interesting character :). Hope you have a nice day!
hey!!! thank you so much this made me so happy!! i'm really glad you like him ahhH. i know you sent this a few days back and i'm so sorry it took me so long, ive been dealing with Brain Won't Work disease but i am always happy to talk about him and this really means a lot to me <3
hm okay so some time after things go bad between him and Maelstrom (and the Wraiths) he isolates for a while, in a pretty bad/paranoid state. he's essentially hunted by Wraiths, with a reward for his capture and it ends with him being run into the NCPD instead. he gets arrested but winds up in a psychiatric hospital where he goes to therapy and gets much needed help :) except he hates it, and part of his therapy is watching BD's, harmless ones that allow him to feel all the emotions he's repressed his whole life, like genuine happiness but also grief. Hes very miserable despite having a certain rapport with his therapist. He eventually plots a mass escape, releases all the patients, kills a lot of people in the process, then forces his therapist to watch the XBD's he'd made in the past (where he kills people :)) as revenge. years later, he'll go back to that therapist (abducts him) and seek genuine help so it's actually a nice story :)
#i bring this up specifically because i keep Thinking about actually making his therapist in game#just like. dagger subjects you to psychological torture because hes so against having healthy coping mechanisms and confronting his past#then years later shows up at your window and throws you in his trunk and asks you to help him with his problems#and pretends like everything is just water under the bridge. this is normal dagger logic.#also just. addendum to the above: dagger had been asked to make a few murdery XBD's and they became very popular#though he only ended up making like 3 because he thinks if you want to murder people then you should go out and do it and not be a coward#living vicariously through somebody else#he remains as a sort of celebrity in the underground xbd market#and is still occasionally contacted to make some more#anyway. this has been Storytime with Dagger#i hope you enjoyed. also thank you again dlafjsa i'm really sorry this took so long i really appreciate you though#wow tumblr updates and now i have to actually open HTML to make small text smh.#oc: dagger
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tbh I just pirated AA:SoJ but downsides of that is that I can't have the dlcs or the extra cases
i was doing that too tbh, had the citra files downloaded and everything. the thing is i hate SoJ so bad i refuse to play any cases other than turnabout storyteller, out of fear that it will irreversibly damage the way i view certain characters + their characterization in my head. so i bought the app because that way it would let me play storyteller without having to subject myself to whatever bullshit the SoJ writers were doing to the trilogy + aa4 characters. and now i have penis cleavage too !
also lmao i'm realizing i've bought ace attorney games more than i've pirated them. i've only ever emulated aai2 for obvious reasons (aka lack of an official tl), and aa4 because it doesn't have a SWITCH PORT AND I CAN ONLY PLAY AA GAMES ON THE SWITCH BECAUSE OF MY STUPID MAC !!!!! and my 3ds charger is missing so i couldn't really buy it on the eshop there before it closed yesterday either ://
but anyway, if you can afford to, you should really pay for games you like even after you've played it with an emulator or something. not saying you should pay for DD/SoJ because those games suck tremendously, but especially for something like ace attorney, which is still acknowledged and it MIGHT be continued but it's not being prioritized? capcom looks at sales to determine interest, so if you really want an aa7/aa4 switch port/aai translation then buying stuff is your best bet
#ask#Anonymous#why'd i answer this really long smh#anyway. i remember the files for emulating aa games was going around here on tumblr#and there were people in the notes saying you should buy the games as well if you enjoy them#so yeah. emulate to your hearts' content but you should also buy the games you enjoy to show companies that people like that game
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need to revisit that post where i make every song on absolution abt liah. i have new thoughts after listening to it nonstop for the past several weeks
#crazy how an oc can make you so obsessed with an album... idk... this has never happened to me before#like if liah didn't exist would i enjoy absolution this much. or would i just be like yea it's aight#i mean even without liah's influence i would still think it's muse's best album. black holes and revelations is their 2nd best#and after the resistance they start going downhill. sad#anyway i need to elaborate on my points. with citations and quotations and whatever. i was kinda hasty with the original#like i said sth abt stockholm syndrome encompassing liah's whole being and didn't even back it up with examples... smh...#but also i should finish the game before i rewrite the post!!!!! so i'll have the full context of everything and more stuff to dig into...#oc: liah
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Goddamn Flo Milli too now? 😟
So annoyed that Flo Milli is pregnant.
City Girls are now down by 100 points. Wtf
#so that’s Flo milli#skai Jackson#Halle Bailey#smh man#between men and women alike in our community#I wish we’d do better about how and when we reproduce#and esp with whom#I just feel like parenthood is not taken seriously whatsoever in too much prevalence#we look at it like it’s something we’re entitled to or entitled to loop others into one way or another#and we just keep making misplaced and broken generations behind it#doing the same things expecting different results#should you not be for sure your partner actually respects you as well as the life ur carrying?#should you not have a wedding before a baby shower?#does having a baby not come with sacrifices you should prepare for?#is carrying a child to term not risky in itself?#is child labor not painful as thee fuck?? has nature as a construct just been totally wrong about that?#can childbirth not *kill* you?#is the US healthcare system not absolute trash?#do we even *have* virtues in America anymore to justify bringing up children in a society like this?#like wth am EYE not understanding about what’s worth risking or engaging with these days?#bc it just be like….. from an observational standpoint#this is entirely too commonplace for us to a point where it can make you sad#it really is. I just wish black women were encouraged to enjoy their youth and actually LIVE#instead of jumping head-first into motherhood when opportunities present themselves#black twitter#black tumblr
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i like me better - franco colapinto
summary: franco and driver!reader seem to be getting closer, through their shared social media interaction. once y/n gets her first fp1 drive, everything falls into place.
a/n: everything is fictional, and there is no face claim! enjoy :)
liked by landonorris, alex_albon, and 563, 982 others ynusername trading four wheels for two this weekend 😉
mercedesamgf1 Please get off the bike y/n
lilymhe IS THAT A BABY Y/N PIC I SEE
ynusername hehe maybe
landonorris I know toto died seeing you post this liked by ynusername
motogp Fancy a weekend with us?
ynusername OH MY GOD I THOUGH YOU'D NEVER ASK team_toto_wolff No Y/n.
lewishamilton 🩷
ynusername hey dad!
liked by francolapinto, oscarpiastri, and 3, 872, 440 others landonorris Summer break you will be missed
danielricciardo Mate you're so ugly
landonorris Smd old man
mclaren Pls tell us that you didn't actually go dirt biking
landonorris Don't worry I was with y/n mclaren That makes it worse
ynusername I'm on a mission to take the whole grid on a dirt biking adventure, who's next bitchessss
francolapinto Me me me I volunteer landonorris Someone's eager 😏
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caption: track limits at turn 7 stewards go get their asses
liked by francolapinto, lewishamilton, and 711, 923 others ynusername excited to take lewis' car out for a spin in fp1 #justiceforreservedrivers
lewishamilton Don't pull a Kimi
kimi.antonelli What the hell Lewis
landonorris awww baby y/n
landonorris Still hasn't achieved her goals of racing in f1 hehe ynusername just for that i'm running u off track tomorrow xx
francolapinto Congratulations Y/N! I'm excited to see you out there
ynusername thanks franco!!
patriciooward I agree #justiceforreservedrivers liked by ynusername
liked by ynusername, lewishamilton, and 5, 720, 816 others mercedesamgf1 Celebratory hugs between Y/N and Lewis following Y/N's superb FP1 drive!
tagged: ynusername & lewishamilton
ynusername Maybe like I can replace the dinosaur or something aha...
francolapinto My favourite driver as a child and my favourite driver as an adult together 🤗
ynusername wow thank you franco! landonorris Boy you are NOT slick
lewishamilton The 🐐
lewishamilton And Y/n.
liked by lewishamilton, landonorris, and 142, 674 others ynusername some funny photos from a very fun weekend
francolapinto Come on you post my teammate but not me?
ynusername maybe you should visit me often then 🤷♀️
georgerussell63 Is that Toto...
ynusername affirmative
landonorris Trust in y/n to expose the grid hmmm
alex_albon Wow @/georgerussell63 looking sexy
lilymhe Stop hitting on GEORGE
lewishamilton ⭐ liked by ynusername
francolapinto Penalty for eating ice cream during race week
ynusername booooo someone throw tomatoes on him
user53 DOUBLE FRANCO COMMENTS
liked by alex_albon, ynusername, and 1, 448, 925 others francolapinto Good weekend 😁
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alex_albon Mate does not live up to the hype sorry Franco
ynusername what the actual hell are you doing to that car in the second photo
francolapinto I can show you later if you'd like This comment was deleted
ynusername also you expect me to post you but you don't even post me smh
francolapinto You go first then
landonorris holy shit I saw that comment franco
williamsracing We're pretending that we didn't!
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caption: fine I'll go first @/francolapinto
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caption: She clearly doesn't like paparazzi
liked by oscarpiastri, paularon, and 2, 630, 727 others francolapinto I might fall off but at least a pretty girl can give me CPR
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landonoriss FUCKING FINALY
lewishamilton I'm keeping my eye on you Franco
francolapinto 😅
ynusername awww you think I'm pretty?
francolapinto I'm happy to repeat myself francolapinto You are the prettiest girl I've ever met
williamsracing Please do not fall off
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caption: how is he a formula one driver and still so uncoordinated
how did we like this guys? ALSO why the hell are there no new photos of franco on pinterest like damn. Let me know if you like this and as always reqs are open!
#franco colapinto smau#franco colapinto x reader#f1 x reader#formula 1#f1 fic#f1 imagine#f1#f1 fanfic#formula one#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 imagine#f1 2024#f1 smau#franco colapinto#francolapinto#franco colapinto fanfic#franco colapinto fluff#franco colapinto imagine#franco colapinto f1#fc43#williams racing
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GETTING CAUGHT IN THE MOMENT… LIPSTICK ON YOUR FACE
— alastor + lucifer + vox getting caught with lipstick stains all over them…
— generally gn!reader. guys can wear lipstick too smh
hehe i got a new lip tint (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵) maybe alastor’s part is a little self-projected
— alastor
alastor himself isn’t one for physical affection. in fact, the thought itself makes him feel dirty. someone else’s skin against his… eugh…
though, when it came to you, he couldn’t keep his hands to himself; hands clawing and playing with your hair, wrapping his arms around your neck, pinching your cute cheeks, holding your hand… it’s almost as if he’d double-die without you near!
and the only thing he’d enjoy more than that would be having his affection reciprocated; interlocking your arm with his, a surprise hug from behind, a kiss on the cheek, they are all more than appreciated! especially the thing about kissing…
a kiss from you is simply just exhilarating. the suddenness yet sweetness of it, it’s truly the purest form of love, regardless of if it’s familial, romantic, or platonic— it’s the purest expression of your love for another person.
so, just imagine alastor’s reaction to your new lipstick, strawberry red to give your lips a glossy color, yet still light enough to appear natural. the pretty hue of red complimenting your face features perfectly by giving it the color it needs as to not appear pale.
absolutely gorgeous. so confusing how a simple amount of color could make you look as if you were an angel from heaven itself. you quite literally took his breath away from just applying a new lipstick…
at some point, alastor had reached some sort of limit when he finally caved into his inner desires, bringing you to a secluded place in the hotel, his hands moving to your hips and hair.
he couldn’t wait any longer to place his lips on your’s, your lipstick smearing all over his thin lips. kissing him from his cheeks to his jawline, leaving light pink stains all over his skin.
he groaned at the feeling of wet lipstick all over his face, and at the same time reveled in the ways you are telling everyone that the only one who could see the radio demon in such a needy and doe-like state would be you; he’d be yours to fool around with, and yours to do however you’d see fit. just as you are his— no one else’s. the smeared lipstick on the side of your lips should send that as a statement enough to whatever lowlife hooligan would even attempt to sweep you off your feet.
when the two of you had returned, it was a strange sight to say the least… alastor’s face and jaw covered with pink lips, and you with your lipstick smudged and smeared off your lips, instead all over you neck.
“well, uh… you two look like ‘ya had lot’sa fun…” angel said monotonously, awkwardly trying to keep up conversation. “ohh, most certainly!” alastor grinned, his transatlantic accent popping through the radio static.
he knows he could’ve wiped it off… he has a handkerchief in his back pocket, he could’ve easily saved himself that awkward conversation.
but, he didn’t.
could you blame him? he wants all of hell to know that both you and him off-limits for good.
— lucifer
when many imagine the king of hell, it’s hard to think he’d be a social piranha. the same case had gone for you.
who knew lucifer was still as pure of heart as he was during his time in heaven? and who knew he’d fall for someone so easily after the sudden disappearance of his wife?
when he saw you, it was practically love at first sight! your big eyes, your shiny hair, and those big pretty lips of yours that he just wanted to kiss so badly…
he listened carefully as charlie introduced you to him, trying to remember every detail about you and every feature on your face, stuttering over his words once it was time to speak for himself.
and somehow, despite his meekness towards you and your awkwardness whenever he was around, you two ended up in a relationship— with the help of vaggie and charlie’s meddling in pushing you two together.
the two of you loved each other, of course… but it was always hard to express. the only way lucifer knew how to show his love was through his presence and gifts. he wasn’t hell’s greatest kisser, but he tries.
and, today— it was your 5 month anniversary… quite a long time, the hotel’s been good so far, no major threats other than one of cherri bomb’s occasional explosions. and because of how long it’s been, you decided to do something a little special… put on some relatively expensive clothes and make-up your face a little bit.
when lucifer saw you all dolled up, he was honestly a little stunned. lips as red as an apple, hair as soft as silk, the words were stuck in his mouth. “w- er- wow..! i’m not dressed up or anything— agh, this is awkward..” lucifer muttered. “hey, it’s ok… this was a surprise for you, y’know?” you said, comforting him slightly.
“you look… stunning today” he smiled, carefully putting down his anniversary present for you on his work desk, still wrapped in a red ribbon. he made his way to you, hands making their way to your cheeks to softly cup them as he gently leaned into you for a kiss.
he released a breath he didn’t know he had been holding as you kissed his face all over, as if healing the wounds of his past with his present. his banishment into hell, lilith’s abandonment, they all didn’t matter anymore, you are the present and the future.
he wrapped his arms around your waist in a hug as he kissed your forehead, the residual lipstick from his lips smeared onto you.
lucifer laughed awkwardly before using his finger to carefully rub off the pink stains on your forehead. “haha… c’mon, i got a dinner reservation in the lust ring tonight…” he laughed, interlocking his arm with yours.
“don’t you wanna take off that lipstick on your face first?” you raised an eyebrow at him. “i mean… i dont minddd… so, it’s only if you wanna take if off” his eyes wandered, his cheeks growing flustered “hmm… nah. i want everyone to know you belong to me now.” you grinned mischievously.
and when the two of you walked out of the hotel lobby, charlie went to wish you a safe trip and happy anniversary before she noticed the stains on her dad’s face. “err… dad..? you gotta a little something there…” charlie muttered as she pointed all over his face. “ah..? yeah, i know” he laughed it off, proudly showing off to hell how hopelessly devoted he is to you.
— vox
vox was a busy man. from having many public appearances, to coming up with new ideas for voxtek, to putting out valentino’s temper tantrums, he barely had the time for romance.
barely. he loved you, truly. he keeps you dear to his heart, no matter how busy he’d be, vox would still make time for you late at night.
everyone had known you, why wouldn’t they? you’re the partner of one of the most influential overlords in hell, that’s a feat that is amazing to accomplish, dating vox in itself has made you into a sort of local celebrity; causing you to be invited to many galas, parties, and occasional raves.
and tonight happened to be the night of one of those parties. zestial had invited you to a formal dinner party, an all star guest list filled by many of the goetic princes, various overlords in hell, and other local hellborns such as verosika mayday.
“please, voxxx? just this once, it’s only like 3 hours!” you grumble as your apply a coat of ruby red over your lips, checking your appearance in the bathroom mirror. “i can’t.. i have a 5:00 with val and velvette, then after that, a board meeting about new gadgets to release…” vox groaned, already pissed about the day ahead.
“fine then, your loss.” you pouted, rolling your eyes as you left the bathroom and into the bedroom. “holy shit…” vox sighed out. “you look… really good, my love.” he walked over to you, his hands moving to your body, outlining the clothes’ stitching as he recognized it to be the one he had custom-made for you.
your hands rested on vox’s shoulders, forcibly making him lean over a bit before leaving various kiss stains all over his screen.
vox visibly tensed as his screen started glowing a bright teal, showing his clear embarrassment as pink smudges fogged his screen.
his breath heaved as his hands moved all around your body, desperate to find some kind of relief to his pent-up stress.
ending your kiss attack all too soon on his lips, you pulled away, your lips slightly pale now as you grinned at him. “spend the day looking like that and i’ll give you more after work” you winked, taking your belongings and leaving out the door, leaving a flustered vox in your bedroom, covered with lipstick stains.
“vox… the fuck is going on with your face?” velvette snarled. “it looks as if you got fucking mauled by a bear pretending to be a woman.” she yelled, her british accent making her trip over some consonants.
vox sighed, hearing valentino mutter some sort of dirty comparison of vox to a prostitute. “instead of focusing on me, why don’t you put your efforts into our agenda today?” vox frowned, his tone clearly saying that he’s holding himself back from releasing a flood of curses onto the two…
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