#But stilllll ughhhhh

[mintandcreme]

Noooooooo, because why do I want to simultaneously watch Love Next Door, & Spy x Family, rewatch ToQger, rewatch Shinkenger, (required to) watch Mouse and My Lovely Liar, read The Blue Castle, finish Caraval and this other random book, AND read my fanfics I’ve been putting off??? Oh, and finally read my Webtoons and catch up with TBHK…

Is this truly the curse of procrastination, or have I gotten rid of my whatever block I had in the summer?

AND TO WRITE OMG TO WRITE…

[noctualagenaria]

Choose violence 1-25

all in one? ok you asked for it buddy

1) the character everyone gets wrong

- most if not all of the men, even itto he is Not a himbo im sorry hes literally a twunk,, or as much of a twunk as hoyo can make them hes also jus awful in general 2) a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom - my top fave is baizhu and he's 100% a switch hes both at the same time so this is difficult for me to argue-- alhaitham and ayato however !!! paragraph incoming sorry--

alhaitham is 100% a bottom not because he wants to be but because he doesnt wanna put any work into the act, he just wants others to do things to him, others doing the work for him basically dfsfsd so ofc that reflects here ( also flushed alhatiham expression >>>)

ayatoooo isss s s s i think also a switch but i dont think too much abt it sjhdf he could be a service top and a power bottom at the Same Time 3) screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

-- every diluc x fem!reader im sorry they are all so bad and also the unironic use of "yandere!(guy)" is,,, never done right or like,,, isnt good sdfsdf at all 4) what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

-- there was this artist i found bc i wanted to look for more diluc artists, right, as one does ! and then after like a couple weeks of tolerating the chiluc bc it started to get on my nerves, they posted a komi cant communicate diluc au thing, and in the caption they had literally said "i thought it fitting considering diluc deserves to be worshipped <3" liKE DID YOU WATCH THE SHOW???? diD YOU PLAY THE GAME?? ?? ? diluc doesnt deserve that nor Want that and the show character komi has a mental illness that makes it awful its not something to be romantisiced at All and they were romantisicing it AND diluc like aughhhh

5) worst discord server and why

-- main genshin server or the keqing main one bc i think the main one jus is Hoyolab part two (derogatory) and the keqingmains is just meta fighting over numbers n shit orz orz orz

6) which ship fans are the most annoying?

-- any and all popular ships but mostly the popular mlm shippers bc they are,,, practically if not Exactly ,,fujos basically (the popular wlw shippers are either Cis Het Men or also sapphic ppl 7) what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them? -- itto for sure, tho the more i saw abt canon the more i hated him, i jus saw a buncha fanon that i hated so sdfsdf 8) common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about -- most if not all of them, most specifically kazuha/beidou family and zhongli/xiao family i fucking Hate that SO much because WHERE did it come from????? the infantalising short guys bitches??? fucking stop it

9) worst part of canon - ugh too much to fit here it could be a2 hour long video essay atp but mostly the colorism fucking Sucks 10) worst part of fanon -- also a lot, but the part that irks me the most is that No One thinks outside of the box, and im not pretending like im special or anything bc of certain things but like,,, at the mere mention of a rarepair they just go "oh no but i like (popular ship) better!" like ughhhhh stop it think differently 11) number of fandom-related words you've filtered - too many to count on twitter but here ive been spacing it out ;> 12) the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them - baizhu for SUREEEE and like look at the everything about him literally WHY after his release whyyyYyyYyyyYY is he STILLLLL unpopular why is he STILL lacking in fancontent im ehrgehrgeehrgere upsET 13) worst blorboficiation - childe,,,,, who made him a fuckboy 14) that one thing you see in fics all the time - they/them pronouns for baizhu ( not a bad thing but not rlly a good thing im getting sick of it a little bit ) 15) that one thing you see in fanart all the time - diluc with a Bow WHY 16) you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc) - a LOT a fucking LOT mostly ships and the Collective Dynamic of the ships bc aughhh they are so boriinnnnnnggggggggggggggggg g g g g g and again the "found family" that comes out of NO WHERE

17) there should be more of this type of fic/art

-baizhluc 18) it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

-baizhu,,,,,, 19) you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

-,,,,,, tighnari-- and i used to absolutely HATE him bc the voice was so just IRked me so Badly it rubbed me the complete wrong way and ruined the character for me, yes i play in eng and ever since the recasting my view of him is much nicer now he doesnt irk me anymore 20) part of canon you found tedious or boring

-ayatos story quest he deserved better still 21) part of canon you think is overhyped

-,,,,,raiden and yae content 22) your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

-- the fact that diluc is 1) BANNED from snehnyaha 2) got WASTED in snezhnya 3) was part of a secret underground organization WE STILL know NOTHING about??? it was never brought up again and 4) Killed his Own Father out of his misery 23) ship you've unwillingly come around to

-uhhhh is i bad i dont know, 24) topic that brings up the most rancid discourse -- "are kaeya and diluc brothers " and to that i say they are exes fuck both sides of the argument 25) common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

--"genshin fans need to touch grass" "genshin fans are the worst fandom ever" literally look at every other fandom, any big hit anime fandom ,, (ahem mha) are like 100x worse then genshin fans, like yeag we're ruthless sometimes sure and will chew each other out thanks to most of the fanbase being on twitter of all places but we wont put glass in cupcakes

[you-aremy-sunshineeeee]

wait holy shit that was a test and you didnt tell me?

[snickerdoodlles]

I'm going thru my old akayona screenshots and I'm just????? They both have the same soft look for each other I just *lays down* they love each other so much it's so sweet and precious I'm weep

[h-doodles]

3, 15, 18? 😋😋😋

You're alive... good.

Anyways. stilllll on mobile. takes me an hour or so to answer so..........

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Did you really have to make me rank them?????? you know I'm a huge lesbian disaster fhdkdksl

okay. I'll do 5 best non-LI choices girls ONLY because I wanna do them right... and my heart wars if I pick with the female LIs because... they're all in MY heart.

5. Fatima (AME) - she's so awesome, I love her, so supportive of MC's thirsty ass, and knows how hard it is to get diamond clothes and doesn't begrudge MC. also, Kenna Rhys' modern day counterpart. I STAN.

4. Briar Daly (D and D series) - oh god, where do I even start??? Briar is like, the best. Comes to Edgewater to support her bestie even working under her just to keep her close, supporting MC's thristy goals and best confidante, great at picking locks and basically everything I ever could wish for. She's so good to me and I love her so. anyways PB give Briar a raise challenge pls. send post.

3. Alice Balewa (TF series) - where the hell is this woman's trophy for being literally the best academic advisor-slash-mentor to our dumbass MC???? also she's so good to us and so kind I love her so much and I'm still salty over everyone overlooking this absolute gem of a lady.

2. Olivia Nevrakis (TRR) - She's so badass and I love her so much. The embodiment of enemy turned friend through persistent powers of MC who just wants to spread her love and like???? when she hugged us twice in the finale????? best shit, I swear. I cried. True story.

1. Michelle Nguyen (ES) - she still SLAPS so hard (everyone in that fucking crew did) and god,,,, so iconique™😢😢😢 I miss her so much and lemme just say I'm so happy for her finishing med school 💖💖💖

Honorable Mentions: Madeleine you're a snake, but I respect you... a bit. (TRR); Madison Eckhart (THE best girl), Helen Twombly (you go girl!!! make those manuscripts💖💖💖), and Mom/ Maureen (TF series); Lena, Locusta and Delphina aka the 3 most badass women in history (ACoR); Cassandra Leigh (MW); JFJKDK You know what, every woman deserves to be mentioned bc ughhhhh my heart.

did I mention I hate youuuuuuuuu

because I dooooooooooooooooo

okay, truth time:

PM MC

in my selfish semi-professional hoe opinion, is my favorite because ughhhh her mind. her thirst. and her dumbass yet so great at action ass just wrecks me. EVERY TIME. and being able to be a lesbian in a good and well writen Poly relationship???? god PB wouldve PEAKED in the best thing they could've ever put out, setting a cornerstone on good LGBTQ+ writing in CYOS games.

but that's just me.

☕☕☕

I screamed it then, I'll still scream it now

OLIVIA NEVRAKIS SHOULD'VE BEEN AN LI, DAMN IT!!!!

also, ughhhhhhhhh thot brain says Cecil Contreras but heart screams Michelle Nguyen.

Yes. I have a type. Sorry not sorry.

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thanks for the ask and take care lmao 😂😂😂