#england is freaking out about the 1ps as usual..

[ask2ps]

Some meme expression requests. There's quite a few more I should do eventually.

[1p2p-heta-suggestives]

Hello! I hope you are doing great 💛 Could you do the “s/o caught masterbating” ask with 1p Nyo Allies if you are comfortable with it?

(Me? Changing some Nyo human names because I can’t find one people agree on? Neverrrr)

1p Nyo America: Amelia just asks if they would prefer her to eat them out/blow them rather than continuing to touch themselves. No shame, no hesitation, nothing, she’s not even that shocked. She’s horny a lot of the time and they’ve probably walked in on her doing the exact same thing; she gives them the treatment she would want to receive back.

1p Nyo England: Victoria freaks out a little, she usually knocks before ever entering a room someone’s in so it likely means they wanted her to ‘catch’ them. She likely just ends up watching them, she doesn’t want to join in but she doesn’t really want to leave either, walking in on them doing that just freaked her out for a second, she finds it hot after she calms down.

1p Nyo Canada: Madeline has a thing for mutual masturbation so it’s the beginning of a dream come true for her. She’s still easily embarrassed and awkward at heart though so, unless prompted or unless they just continue even after she’s walked in, she probably won’t join them, as much as she wants to.

1p Nyo France: Colette teases them about it after getting over the initial shock. She doesn’t want them to stop, by any means, she wants them to keep touching themselves as she mixes praising and teasing them about it. She’s thinks it’s adorable when they get all embarrassed about it, she’ll help them if they really can’t finish themselves off in front of her.

1p Nyo China: Lian will just apologise and immediately leave them to continue about their business. She wants the floor to open up and swallow her whole, she’s incredibly flustered about walking in on them. It’s not likely that she’ll bring it up afterwards, she’s not sure how to even approach that topic. She just wants to forget it ever happened.

1p Nyo Russia: Anya has no idea what to do, she never expected anything like this to happen so she’s just very confused. She’s just staring wide eyed at her S/O and hoping they’ll be the first to do something. She’s awkward at the best of times, she won’t do anything unless they ask her to.

[1p2p-heta-imagines]

Old ask redo:

What would the 2p axis do if they woke up in their 1p's body one day?

2p N. Italy:

• He’s genuinely pissed because this means that his 1p is in his body and he hates people even touching him so this is really fucking with him

• He will spend the whole day staring his 1p down and making sure he doesn’t do anything weird or eat anything gross with his body

• Doesn’t care to act different, if Feliciano’s friends see then that’s not his problem

• Complaining the entire time, he hates every single second of this and will not hesitate to let everyone know that fact

• Physically cannot go on with his day, even if he had really important plans or meetings, he doesn’t trust Feliciano enough to go for him

• Very worried that he’s delusional and hallucinating, even if he’s taken his medication, but he doesn’t bring it up with anyone

2p S. Italy:

• He is both excited and horrified, doesn’t really bother to question it all that much though

• If he wakes up in Lorenzo’s house, he WILL be cleaning it all up AND doing laundry because he cannot stand too much mess around him because he will freak out

• Knows that Lorenzo has a habit of forgetting to drink enough water so he makes sure to drink enough throughout the day

• Tries to get work done as much as he can, Lorenzo has a habit of just letting it pile up and doing nothing about it because it seems too overwhelming, so he wants to help out as much as he can

• Texts people he knows Lorenzo sees often about the situation so no one’s confused/surprised if they see him

• Immediately tells his brothers first though, those two can barely function without him there so he needs to know if they’re alright or not

2p Germany:

• Probably somehow doesn’t realise until his 1p calls him

• Has literally no idea what he’s meant to do, he’s just really confused how it happened. He doesn’t make much of an effort to find out, but he’s like someone to tell him

• He and his 1p get along well, for the most part, but Ludwig does NOT trust Lutz at all so he will come over to make sure that he doesn’t do anything stupid

• Snoops through his 1p’s stuff almost immediately when the opportunity arises, he doesn’t have a reason other than mindless curiosity

• Probably tries to go on about his day as normal as he can, he gets a lot of weird stares because he forgot to tell people about it

• Likely sleeps through it, he does exercise a lot but most of his day is spent sleeping/napping so it’s no surprise

2p Japan:

• Literally could not care less about it, he just assumes that someone’s spell (probably 1p England’s) went wrong

• He holes himself up in his room a lot, so he does the same as he usually would, only in a different body

• Ends up calling his 1p to see if they’re in his body or someone else’s, he asks them to feed his pets and make sure they have enough water

• Raids Kiku’s cupboards for food constantly, he will eat everything in sight, if not stopped

• Explores the house, he’s never really been over so he’s curious what his 1p could be hiding around the place, it’s unlikely that he finds anything interesting

• Probably texts people to fuck off if they text him, only to realise he’s in his 1p’s body, and therefor has their phone, and profusely tries to explain it away because he doesn’t want Kiku to get in trouble

[yanderehetalialand-blog]

2p and 1p yandere reaction to s/o dying

I decided to combine these two asks since they are really similar, whewwww this one was hella long good gosh, exhausting but glad to do it! thank you to the 2 askers 

2ps

Allies

2p England: He will wake up and roll over smiling sweetly at this lover next to him whispering good morning and kissing their cheek, he will snuggle back up to them and start talking to them when they don’t reply he feels a sinking feeling in his stomach and he shakes them but they don’t react. When he realizes they are dead he starts sobbing and screaming how they can’t leave him. He will leave them as long as he can before they start to deteriorate and he buries them in his garden outside

2p France: He will wake up not pay much attention to their s/o as he gets up to use the bathroom, he comes back and sees they are still ‘asleep’ and goes to eat some breakfast just scoffing and thinking they are being lazy today. He comes back after an hour or so and starts to poke them telling them its time to get up. When their s/o doesn’t respond he freezes and when he realizes they are dead he doesn’t respond he just stands there in shock and he goes into a deep drinking period wondering how you could leave him like everyone else did

2p Canada: He wakes up next to his s/o and gets up before them like normal since he is an early bird and is always awake before them. He decides to be particularly sweet this morning since you have been good and he makes some pancakes and brings them back to your room and he sets them on the night stand on your side of the bed. He gently shakes you telling you he made you breakfast and when you don’t respond he shakes you again. When he realizes you aren't reacting he freaks out and starts screaming you name. When he calms down he just holds your lifeless body in his arms until he realizes you need a proper burial

2p America: He wakes up and presses a kiss to his s/o’s lips like he does each morning. He starts talking to them about everything he has planned for that day as he enjoys rambling to his s/o. He stops eventually and asks why they are not talking to him and if he did something wrong. He realizes you are not breathing and starts freaking out trying to do anything to revive you but it is too late, you are gone. He breaks down and smashes everything in his house on a rampage. He feels more broken than ever in his life, he finally had you all to himself and yet he still lost you. 

2p Russia: He will wake up next to his s/o and get up not bothering to speak to his s/o since they don’t usually say anything since he took them away which he didn’t mind. He goes about his business for a few hours only then coming back to check on you and sees you still in bed. He walks over and tells them to get up and that it is too late to still be in bed. When they don’t respond he gets annoyed at their lack of obedience and tries to pick their body up. When he falls back to the bed lifeless he realizes that they have died. He grips his hands into fists utterly upset that all the time he put into them was wasted.

2p China: When he wakes up that morning he stretches and tells their s/o good morning as usual. He is his blunt usual self and tells them its time to get up. When they don’t respond he tells them to stop playing around and as he gets up he pokes them. He is starting to get annoyed that they aren’t reacting to his words. He tries to drag them out of bed but when their body falls to the floor limp he freezes. He speaks in a gentle tone he never uses his eyes wide with fear as he realizes his lover has no pulse. He screams and starts to shake them hoping they will wake up but they never do.

Axis

2p Germany: He will roll over smiling to his amazing s/o and hugs them as soon as he wakes up. When they don’t react he thinks they are asleep and he falls back to sleep holding them in their arms not minding a bit more sleep. When he wakes up the second time he kisses his s/o and tells them now they need to get up for real. He says he knows they hear him and he smiles as he speaks. After a couple of seconds he realizes something is terribly wrong. He checks their pulse and his eyes go wide as he feels nothing. He starts screaming their name and trying to make them wake up because they can’t leave him, not after everything he did for them. They can’t be gone.

2p Italy: He wakes up in the huge bed him and his s/o share and he grabs his s/o from the other side and pulls them into his arms as usual just petting their hair and thinking about what he has to do for the day. He says they need to get up now because they have to come with him to the business he needs to attend to, when they don’t respond he smacks their arm out of annoyance and tells them not to make him ask them again. He sits up and looks at his s/o and his stomach drops because he knows what a dead body looks like. His eyes are wide and he starts to yell their name. He keeps them preserved as best he can and visits their body time and again knowing he will never love anyone as much as he loved you

2p Japan: He wakes up as usual and gets out of bed to eat breakfast, he usually doesn’t speak to his s/o much because he is a man of little words so he doesn’t think anything of them laying there. He goes about doing his normal morning tasks and finally comes back in the room to tell them they have to get up now. He likes to keep them on a schedule so them sleeping past the time they must be awake causes him to glare and walk over picking them up only for them to fall back over limp and lifeless. He looks at the body in anger because he finally had them after so long of waiting and being patient. He takes their body to a local graveyard that night and buries them there by himself. 

[ohnohetaliasues]

Haven OC

(Kat)

I reviewed this OC a very long time ago when this blog was newer. I decided, since it's been a while, and my gif folder has filled in a bit, it would be fun to review again.

Link to original review: http://ohnohetaliasues.tumblr.com/post/125717671213/this-oc-is-an-ecanon-interfering-mary-sue-you

Let's go.

Does she remind anyone else of Belarus (and England), or is it just me?

HAVEN

Haven (Human name: Sophie Nyan [ソフィーニャン]), Who declared herself a country even though she possesses no land

Like Ladonia who only exists online? Or Niko Niko? I guess she can be a micronation, but it just says she's a country.

Haven (避難所)

Character Info Name : Haven

Japanese Name: 避難所 (Hinansho)

Human Name: Sophie Nya

Uh.

'Nya' means 'meow' in Japanese. That's not a good choice for her last name.

I'll bet anyone that Sophie is probably the creator's name.

Age: 21

How does this correspond with her history? 

America is only 19 because he's a fairly young nation.

Appearance

She is usually seen in her trademark maid outfit, this consists of a Royal blue Dress, Light blue Blouse (Sometimes she wears an Apron oTie. She also likes to wear Black Gothic dresses when not being formal.

This just reminds me of Belarus. 

Also why black gothic dresses?

Her natural appearance consists of Lightly tanned skin, Long Blonde hair that reaches down around her waist, Green eyes and slightly thick eyebrows.

She has an ahoge much like America’s also.

Please tell me what that represents. Curls or ahoges usually represent something. America's represents Nantucket. Austria's represents Mariazell. The Italian brother's curls probably represent Rome and Venice. These things represent things that are important. This also applies to OCs.

Brief Story

Haven grew up as a normal English child in the middle ages, treated poorly by her father, she decided to move out into the crowded streets of London when she reached 16. 

She would die on her own. The middle ages in England were full of famine and disease. 

She soon decided that she wanted freedom, so that she could do whatever she wanted to do. Plucking up her courage she approached the head of country pleading for her to builld her own nation, Laughed at by many highly rated people, she was very nearly turned down.

Um. I would probably ask if she was on something.

You cannot just build a nation. It costs money. A freaking lot of money, I'd imagine.

If it hadn’t of been England sitting in the sthame room as her at the time, she would never of been allowed to build her own country.

I literally just explained why this is bad. Also, if England's boss didn't agree, why would England? He can't contradict his boss. His boss tells him what to do.

Following this, England decided to take her in under her wing, He taught her the basics of how to become a strong country just like he was and introduced her to many of his colonies at the time. 

Oh, how convenient.

Around the time of the revolutionairy

Revolutionary**

war, Haven insisted to fight by her dear Friends side, Who insisted he would not let a lady help him as it was too dangerous. After losing to America, America found out that he had a blood relation to Haven and claimed that he should be the legal guardian from now on

You said she was 21. America is 19. To be someone’s legal guardian, you have to be older than them

deeming any efforts against him useless. England had to agree to this deal and handed Haven over to America, This broke young Haven’s heart.

Labelling America as her ‘Big Brother’,

BUT AMERICA IS YOUNGER THAN HER????

The two got along well, Apart from when Haven refused to eat America’s hamburgers or when Haven cooked as she had apparently inherited England’s bad cooking. America raised her well but never let her stay in contact with England as he thought he was a bad influence, she has nothing against her big brother as she loves him dearly.

Haven then went to World Academy W at the same time as other nations were starting to join, this is where she met England for the first time in a long time, She had completely forgotten what he looked like but remebered what they did together whilst England on the other Hand remebered who Haven was clearly. 

Countries don't just forget each other.

England eventually reminded Haven of who he was and the two eventually became inseperable.

This is a picture of Haven and England.

It's spelled inseparable** 

This is going in a downward spiral.

Haven is still seen to this day with England and is often seen either attempting to help clean his house, which England put’s a stop too as she was invited to his house as a friend and not hired to clean, or drinking tea with him and his friends whom Haven can see.

Oh good, she can se magical creatures, too. 

When she’s on her own, she can often be seen planning what her counntry will look like, designing her flag or just lazing around

It takes more than that to be a nation.

Also, her flag apparently looks like this:

I could only find that tiny version, unfortunately.

Relationships

England

Raising her from when she declared herself a country, Haven cherishes England as one of her closest Friends and is often teased by other countries upon how much she loves England. She would do anything for him.

Wow.

Why am I not surprised?

Also, did I mention that the creator ships her OC with England?

...Yeah.

America

Blood brother to Haven and is good friends with her also. Raised her after the Revolutionairy war. Often seen bickering with eachother over oneanother’s cooking

She can’t be his blood sister because she started out as a normal British teenager. There’s no way they could be related.

Canada

Also a blood brother, A close friend to Haven and is quite suprised that she can actually see him.

THE CANADA WHO JOKE IS OLD. CUT IT OUT.

Romano

Although he denies it, he’s one of Haven’s Close friends. He is sometimes seen with Haven and Canada when she decides she wants to go out somewhere (Cinema or shopping)

Of course she's all buddy-buddy with everyone.

Germany

Haven get’s along well with Germany but lost contact with him during the World Wars, After them they met up again and became friends.

France

France approaches Haven like any toher nation, although he tends to flirt with her a lot. Haven doesn’t mind France but can be creeped out by him sometimes

I'm just going to leave this here casually.

If someone told him to stop flirting with them, he would listen. The picture above proves it. I personally think that if someone dated France, that he would treat whoever he was with like a friggin queen, and love her like one too. So leave France alone, and let him run free

Italy

Haven sometimes sits outside with Italy and paints with him as she enjoys painting a lot.

Why is she literally friends with everyone?

Japan

Haven visits Japan regularly, When visiting they often draw or read manga or watch anime whilst eating something cultural.

I'm so tired of all the OCs liking anime and manga that aren't related to Japan. It's getting old.

Sealand

Haven babysits Sealand often when no other countries will take him, Sealand gets along ok with Haven, mainly because they are both micronations. Haven usually gives tips to Sealand to help him be recognised.

#notacountry

Wy

Haven is good friends with Wy and the two can often be seen together joking about something (Usually about how they’re recognised and Sealand isn’t)

If this isn't hypocrisy, I don't know what is.

Seborga

As they are both micronations, they get along well. Haven is not at all phased by Seborga, even when he’s lying upside down on a tree with ketchup on his head.

That only happened once. I don't think that's something Seborga does on a day to day basis.

Ireland

Even though Ireland makes no appearence in the Anime or Manga, Haven has a good relationship with Ireland, mainly because some of her roots go back to Ireland.

Um, okay, but what roots? Please tell me.

Scotland

Even though Scotland makes no appearence in the Anime or Manga, Haven gets along with Scotland mainly for his weird sense of humour

Links (These links lead to videos/pictures that include Haven)

Youtube- [Link Removed]

DeviantART- [Link Removed]

The YouTube videos are basically just MMDs about their fan pairing of Haven and England. Deviant art is more art of this oc.

2P! Haven

That looks like female 2p! America.

Most Hetalia charcters have another side to them, or another colour. Haven is no exception as she also has another side to her. Her human name is Myriam Nyan (ミリアムニャン)

2P!Haven Chibi Appearence (Up ^)

Much like 1P Haven, 2p Haven keeps her long hair but makes it a lot more curly and is toned in a dark red. Her eyes are also a red colour but they’re much brighter in colour. She also wears a pair of pink sunglasses ubove her head for appearence. Her skin is much darker than 1p Haven’s. Clothes wise, she wears a short pale yellow dress with a pink tie. She also wears a black backpack, It’s contents is unknown. She also wears a black belt with a gold circular buckle.

This OC just comes off to me as unoriginal 

Personality

Her personality is very different to Haven’s as it usually is with most 2p Characters. 2p Haven isn’t sunshine and rainbows like 1p Haven, She fight’s to get most of the things she wants. She is much more brutal than 1p Haven. Her only flaw is that she is easily frightened.

One flaw?

ONE?

NO.

SHE NEEDS TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE FLAW.

Her biggest fears are mostly of Insects and being attacked by another person unprepared. In her spare time she can often be seen with 2p England in the kitchen making cakes oor biscuits., 

This person seems to have an unhealthy obsession with England. There are other Hetalia characters, Creator-san.

Her relationships are much the same as 1p Haven

They'd be different. I'm sure of it.

Nyo!Haven

Nyo!Haven Like most countries, there is alsoo a genderbend version of Haven. His name is Ethan Nyan (イーサンニャン)

Like.. Like the meme? Nyan cat?

Appearence

Nyo!Haven looks very differnt to Haven.in many different ways, but keeps some features. —

You know, other than the gender swap.

His hair is a light brown colour whilst his eyes stay the same green colour, just a little bit brighter. He has abnormally large eyebrows which are smaller than England’s. He dresses very smartly as he was brought up mostly by Nyo!England up until he was taken charge over by Nyo!America. He mostly walks around in suits all the time. When he’s not wearing suits he likes to laze around in a white polo shirt and shorts, He picks this trait up from Nyo!America.

You just described England to me.

Please be more original.

Personality

Nyo!Haven is a very shy character, He mainly likes to stay inside as he doesn’t like to go near strangers but he is very loyal to those he knows. There is one contradiction to his personality though, He likes to sing, and when he’s singing he’ll sing in front of anyone. If he’s not inside though, He’ll go outside for a walk.

Yeah, and that contradiction is not a thing that should happen.

Shippings

Oh goodie.

Most used pairing. Haven is known as affectionate towards England and England to Haven. But the two seem very well together. The pairing was well known throughout certain websites.

No, not really. I googled Haven x England and all I found was things from the OC creator's youtube channel and Deviantart. 

Haven/Germany

Germany does like Haven, Haven doesn’t know that though and just continues to be friends with him

...Germany was mentioned once, why is she pared with him?

Haven/Japan

Japan has some feelings towards Haven as they spend a lot of time together watching anime, Haven doesn’t mind Japan

That is not a deep relationship.

That's it, apparently. This OC is just as bad as I remember. You guys know how I feel about made up country OCs. They interfere with canon, and usually end up as sues. I'm out for now. 

~Kat