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Phee: Aren't clones supposed to look alike? So much for quality control...
Every single industrial engineer on the planet:
#i cannot describe the goofy laugh i had on my face for like six minutes#but that gets me thinking#what were the efforts for quality control on kamino??#i hate that it makes the boys appear as products but i'm legit curious#tbb s2 spoilers#tbb spoilers#the bad batch#clone force 99#tbb season 2#tbb s2#the bad batch season 2#star wars tbb#bad batch#engineering jokes
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Delightful
FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.
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click for better quality. new reblog game, tell prev which rat they are to you
#doodle#tf2#tf2 pyro#medic tf2#tf2 spy#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#tf2 demoman#tf2 heavy#tf2 soldier#tf2 engineer#tf2 fanart#rats#rats (x2)#were the rats#reblog game#slash half joking
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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i can't stop thinking about them..............
reblogs > likes
#tf2#tf2 fanart#doodle dump#engineer tf2#spy tf2#i've literally been thinking about them for a week straight#not even joking#they're all i think about#i wanna have what they have........#too bad i'm aro#practical espionage#engiespy#napoleon complex#ouuuughhh....#okay i go bed now........
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i bet someone's done this before but i DID IT ANYWAY
(inspired by this video)
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#team fortress 2#engineer#i don't actually know the name for engineersniper#engiesniper#sniperengie#z art#z comic#love imagining the dismayed Nos! in his voice#he's probably actually like 5'6 but whatever it's funnier to me if he's extra short in this#will i get tired of making short jokes at engie's expense? no#edit: it's trucks n vans apparently!#trucks n vans
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FYI:
sudo shutdown now: Shut down immediately.
for i in $(seq 1000); do yes & done: Open 1000 "yes" process at the background. Each of them alone can throttle your CPU usage at 100%.
:(){ :|:& };:: Fork bomb, eats all your resources.
sudo rm -rf /: Erase the system and all your disks.
Don't run any of this if you don't know what you're doing.
#i just think it would be funny if v1 hijacks gabriel's shell when he does maintainence#i was originally gonna put the command prompt only but that gave too little context so im just gonna yoink my art from previous post lol#i do have another similar idea that i may draw tho#to put it more precisely its more like a revisit to the previous post's idea#why do i keep making gabriel a cs engineer wtf#anyway for now enjoy a little bit of cs joke#(on second thought this is really not that funny)#ultrakill
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They r celebrating
(REBLOGS>LIKES!)
(single panels under the cut)
#jelly boy draws#tf2#team fortress 2#engineer tf2#tf2 engineer#soldier tf2#tf2 soldier#pyro tf2#tf2 pyro#medic tf2#tf2 medic#9/11#9/11 joke
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I too would like to disassembled by an unseen forced and perceived in exploded assembly view
you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment
this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten
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#this is a joke#joke post#shitpost#tf2#team fortress 2#team fortress two#every friend group has#tf2 scout#tf2 medic#tf2 soldier#tf2 heavy#tf2 sniper#tf2 pyro#tf2 engineer#tf2 engie#tf2 spy#tf2 demoman#tf2 demo
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#punstars#puns#punny#humor#jokes#pun#joke#bad jokes#dad jokes#bad puns#computer jokes#programming jokes#python#software engineering
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height ahh difference
#team fortress 2#tf2#science party#red oktoberfest#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#this one's a bit fruity on purpose ahem#alternative title is “Gravel war field medic stands way too close to his patients and dies while taking all the collateral damage”#jokes aside I have been thinking about how medic is tall and if he were to stand really close to engie he'd be looking down onto him#for some reason I just like the idea of him doing that; hands in his pockets; staring at one specific part in engie's face but not his eyes#meanwhile for heavy he has to look up#Hallo mein Großer; wenn ich darf? And just zooms into his face but in a sultry way#put the back of your hand against his chest so it feels like you want to avoid actively touching him but very much do it on purpose#It's like neck and shoulder stretch exercises for medic; ↓↑↓↑#Haha gotcha this was going to be another joke after all#👌#This was the last thing I wanted to draw before work gets super busy again
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what do you mean this isn't canon
#so so so SO tempted to make this into a fic#i'm not even joking#it doesn't even have to be practical espionage#it just needs to be spy pointing at a pot and asking where its hat is#is this funny to anyone else#don't answer that unless that answer is yes or you're getting blocked#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#engiespy#practical espionage
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A bunch of different medic designs that I wanted to draw!!
In order:
BLU Medic in Lil Pootis, by @quazies
RED Medic in Greetings from Carnis Fortress, mine
Emesis Blue Medic, Fortress Films
Medic, TF2/Steven Universe AU, belongs to @lenny-link
Ares belongs to @gearbroth
Fritz belongs to @pastel-medic
Magia Fortress AU Medic belongs to @mewfortress5 !!
Closeups under the cut
There were so so many good medic designs... This could have been much longer lol
#tf2 medic#medic tf2#lepidopdragon-draws#lil pootis#emesis blue#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2#tf2#carnis fortress#greetings from carnis fortress#magia fortress au#tf2 x su au#I'm going to write my fanfic and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself as you open clip studio paint#might do one of these for another class at some point#maybe engineer
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new fursona just dropped
bonus bee engie
#got the idea from creedei hi if you see this#engie as a bull is so fun i love him lots#some of you also probably think im joking but i will in fact be tagging this as#fursona#:]#furry#tf2#doodles#tf2 engineer#tf2 medic#tf2 soldier
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Traintober but it's just James day 17 "Seagull"
oversaturated Edward approves 👍
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