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boraems · 7 months ago

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"all that cash i spent in therapy and all i needed was to fucking work with jess" claudiaaaa😭😭 godddd i die for them thank you shondaland for this video i didn't know i needed it so much

#claudia jessie #shondaland #jessica madsen #bridgerton #creloise #cressida cowper #cressida #eloise #eloise bridgerton #eloise x cressida #ems☆shitpost

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disast3rtransp0rt · 29 days ago

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The fact that the assumed UHC shooter's last name is Mangione, Italian for "eats a lot", is personally hilarious. For years we've been saying we should eat the rich and then some dude named Big Eats went and fuckin did it.

#eat the rich #or shoot em I guess idc #uhc ceo #uhc shooter #uhc assassin #luigi mangione #this IS a shitpost people ffs

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missmisnomer · 6 months ago

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it's always a good day to wake up and choose violence

More Rise silliness [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ]

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jaxmos · 10 months ago

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has anybody done this yet

#dune #dune part 2 #dune 2 #paul atreides #feyd rautha #feyd x paul #kwisatz haderach #you know i had to dune it to em #dune 2 chicks at the same time #movie shitpost #kino #laundry and taxes #peyd-rautha harkonnen

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fisheebonez · 1 month ago

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"Cross can't be transgender!" "Cross is a bad trans rep" er er er i dont care [ IMAGINARY TECHNIQUE: TRANSGENDERISM ]

#cross #xtale #undertale #undertaleau #CROSS HIT EM WITH THE TRANSGENDER HOLLOW NOW #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #btw im a trans guy so erm in my opinion trans cross is so cool #love this transgender king #why did i put efforts into this shitpost

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friedri-ce · 1 year ago

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shoutout to all nonbinary nonverbal knights who tend to be possessed by unknown entities, gotta be my favorite gender

#basically an excuse to draw em both together #do i even tag this #fine #hollow knight #deltarune #shitpost #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy

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sucrecube9 · 5 months ago

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Johnny/testament shitpost bc i suddenly can't stop thinking abt them

Original + bonus image. Whenever i draw johnny he is a he/him butch lesbian.

#jazz art #shitpost #Johnny #johnny gg #johnny ggst #guilty gear #ggst #guilty gear strive #May #Testament #May gg #May ggst #Testament gg #Testament ggst #sorry for using so many tags all the time #in my brain i just gotta use em all lol #johnnytestament #art

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u3pxx · 2 years ago

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based on this post that just absolutely killed me when i first read it wheezes

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #laius thorden #chilchuck tims #chilchack #sunnysidedraws #thanks starry for this idea they are very ahgfghdj #OK SO I HAVENT FINISHED THE MANGA YET but i love these guys hope i can draw em more once i get the time <3 #suggestive text #im sorry that my first rendered drawing of them was a shitpost SGDJ #tbf my other idea was also . a shitpost so its like lose lose over here pftt #for the better right meme #sunnysidemeshi

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laxietindy · 3 months ago

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venom: i wanna fuck u so bad

eddie: why r u so damn horny?

venom: idk i wasn't loved on my planet

#I THINK SOMEONE WILL RECOGNISE A TEMPLATE #they're stupid freaky gays #i love them so much i wanna devour em #venom #venom the last dance #venom 2 let there be carnage #eddie brock #venom x eddie #symbrock #veddie #my otp #shitpost #stupid meme :P

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pinkflames · 3 months ago

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#yaknow i had to do it to em #pearlescentmoon #pearlecentmoon #mcyt #mcytblr #hermitcraft #hermitblr #meme #shitpost #trafficblr

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jeffy-reblogz · 29 days ago

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Was gonna draw some HarpRosé for nostalgia but this works too (ogs under cut)

#my art #drawfee #fanart #drawtectives #drawtectives season 1 #drawtectives fanart #drawtectives spoilers #(for season 1 ik everyone here has seen it but just wanna be safe)#mom found the yaoi redraw #harper justice #emery justice #redraw #shitpost #looking at them reminded me how much Julia has improved since S1 dropped LOL still love em tho

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boraems · 7 months ago

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she's everything... he's just some guy

#bridgerton #polin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #colin x penelope #ems☆shitpost

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amiharana · 2 years ago

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finished the dragon’s tears quest last night

#YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO EM 🤝#i said this to sen but they gave her the CRAZIEST ass eyeballs i’ve ever seen 😭😭��#peak white-person-with-blue-eyes ass stare #she’s a v pretty dragon tho :>#i previously mentioned that this was gna be a spoiler free blog. i’m sorry. i lied #loz #totk #loz totk #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #loz tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom spoilers #amihan's shitposts

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hacksawing · 6 months ago

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art dump

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microwavablefork · 8 months ago

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a story in 4 parts 🫶

#the ‘for no reason’ actually sent me #😭😭😭#bro got what was coming to em tbh #him and narinder KEPT FIGHTING EVERY DAY #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl shitpost #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #i’m making this canon in nomadic faith #minus narinder dying #maybe he just got his ass beat real bad

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devildomangel · 4 months ago

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Note: OOC, Himbo Dia

Playing Monopoly with Diavolo. When he lands on your hotel instead of paying with his in game currency, he pulls out his wallet which is as thick as his bakery and pays you with actual Grimm.

Never play Monopoly with both Diavolo and Mammon 😔

Barbatos either watches in amusement or stops him. Depends on the player I guess 😭

He doesn't say shit when It's Diavolo and MC but immediately stops the young master when it's him and Mams

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