#empty cups

[thegoodmorningman]

It is a hell to endure. Good Morning.

[kirkwallmorningnews]

i would like to discuss the coffee situation in the lighthouse.

this is the apparent coffee station in the kitchen. little coffee maker, a couple of unlabeled bottles of additives (i assume), and a bunch of cups including these cute little decorated ones that scream ren faire souvenir

oh and also: two giant open baskets of coffee beans underneath the table. (and a sack of Unidentifiable Brown, but let's ignore that for now because i couldn't get any good pictures of it. it's not the same texture, anyway, so i can't confidently say it is More Coffee.)

that's a lot of coffee beans. that is A Lot Of Coffee Beans for eight people, even if they make 3-4 pots a day. at least one of those pots is for lucanis insomnia purposes, a few cups are for neve to boil into a cognitohazard, and the rest of the team might have a cup or two in the morning, but i don't know enough of their coffee habits to say for certain. 3-4 pots is a generous estimate. so what do they have over 20 pounds of coffee beans for? are they using all of those before they go stale in an open basket? lucanis is a coffee snob, i refuse to believe he's buying all of that if he doesn't think they'll use it while it's still fresh.

But okay. benefit of the doubt here. maybe they've got some stay-fresh ziploc magic on it, and that's a month's supply for a greater amount of coffee per day than my estimates.

but wait. in the pantry. what's that?

oh my god it's an even bigger basket of coffee beans. what are you doing with 50 pounds of coffee beans. you are NOT using all that, this is more coffee than a party of 8 could even try to consume before it went stale in, again, an OPEN CONTAINER. i don't even want to consider whether those sacks next to it might have more, there's no way they could possibly have...

two more. giant baskets. of coffee beans.

there are more baskets of coffee beans in the lighthouse than vegetables. the lighthouse is constantly out of onions because the guy in charge of the shopping spends half the grocery budget on coffee beans. lucanis drinks 6 pots a day and his blood-to-caffeine ratio is 50-50. no wonder spite can smell colors.

[payasita]

GOD so i hear my brother freaking out in the living room like "MANDO WHAT HAPPENED??? ARE YOU OKAY???" and i run out and there is what looks like a GIANT red gash down the dog's forehead and snout

bro goes what do we do and i direct him to hold onto mando and clean the gash off with a wet towel while i look for some neosporin but the thing is. this dog is scared of Everything. he is 55 lbs of Run From Scary Plastic Bag Noise instinct and nothing else, and so i thought hed be freaking out more, or that we'd have at least heard SOME commotion when he gouged himself. but no he's just sitting there chilling out while bro wipes gunk off his face

so i just kinda. squint. "are we sure it's blood"

bro goes "i dunno?" and so i just like. turn on some lights, and we confirm whatever it is sure does Look like it's just sitting on top of the fur. so i lean in for a sniff.

it's salsa. from my carne asada fries

[petrichoraline]

Since you like me...then... WE ARE EP.11

[notasoupcompany]

[classycoffeesublime]

Empty Coffee cup

[v3nuskae]

Get this... I'm a masochist....

[salty-an-disco]

In the Razor chapter, we're the ones getting fragmented right before Razor's eyes at our every interaction, meaning we're to her what Stranger was to us, in this essay I'll

[zooophagous]

America runs on Dunkin

[taski-guru]

Expand your mind 

And fill up your heart .. with books!

[bunbunlittleone]

Hypnovember Day 9: Rest

Just a doll in the attic

[doctordragon]

Can't believe STP fires off 2 of the best lines in the game back to back. Nothing like seeing razor route the first time and hearing

"Behold! The perfect woman"

"Maybe we could throw *her* out the window"

What a fucking double whammy

[wishbow]

however pleasant the circumstances may be no matter how low you are life will find you the broken towers can continue to crumble hidden hearts can be pierced there is always a glint of hard steel under rusted armor even with the dullest edge of a blade let us mine deep for the tool to free ourselves to have weight of fate fall from your back Inscription under cloth banner of the same image in the library of the Order of the Empty Cup hall in Rahway, NJ

[thepeacefulgarden]

[mndvx]

DOCTOR WHO — Into The Dalek (S08E02) directed by Ben Wheatley | written by Phil Ford & Steven Moffat ››› Peter Capaldi as The Doctor ››› Jenna Coleman as Clara Oswald

[loafbud]

GOODNIGHT