#emo shitbags

[aspiringxfires]

the drums are four on the floor if you even give a fuck

[urfavcrime]

dsmp is still SO insane to me. still not completely convinced it wasn't a social experiment. it is something that can never be replicated again due to the really specific circumstances that attributed to it's creation and popularity

[rise-my-angel]

If I had a nickle for everytime fandom glorified some emo loser shitbag I wouldn't be poor anymore.

Everyone claims people loved Rhaegar but like no one can name a single friend he had that wasn't men who WORKED for him. He had no friends, he just played sad songs on his harp singing that no one wants to listen to his obsessive prophecy rants anymore.

He got crushed to death by a war hammer. The way Rhaegar died was cooler then he was as a living person.

Meanwhile Ned Stark is out here calling the King fat to his face, strangling a dude in the street in broad daylight for insinuating a joke about his wife, arguing with the Queen seconds after he woke up from a feverish sleep, and letting his kids all keep Wolf pups as pets that he KNOWS will grow to be the size of a fucking car.

Put up anything Rhaegar did and I'll match it with anything Ned Stark did but that he did it cooler more unhinged and didn't have to be a creep while doing it.

[marleysfinest]

Wait hold on there are SEVEN reimar children??? Tell me about them!!! Names, ages, which ones fight the most and which ones are inseparable etc

*cracks fingers* there are SEVEN rapscallions (reiner's a br**der what huh who said that) and before I continue there is a degree of un-seriousness here but I love them all. below the cut u got me started LMAO

ONE - bertholdt jean. beej. my first born. emo king who hates his parents (affectionately). World's Best Big Brother

TWO & THREE - rj (reiner junior) & mj (marley junior). we let karina have influence over these kids' names hence the juniors but they go by their abbreviations. rj is a copy of me and mj is a copy of rei. they are The Normal Kids of the family and just inherently Good??

FOUR - kat. named after her aunt. causes a ruckus at every opportunity but is very loving about it. endlessly playful and loves SPACE. tries to pick on her older brothers and sister but fails every time especially when it comes to beej. thinks all her christmasses come at once when she's no longer the youngest

FIVE - valentine violence (viv). named after two more aunts. has the Braun Eyebrow thing going at all times so constantly looks pissed off but is irl very soft hearted and sweet. is the Horse Girl of the family

SIX - milou. little shitbag. perpetual Youngest Kid syndrome. very kind to anyone younger than him, all animals, and his grandparents. siblings and mom and dad? forget about it. he's well behaved but will pull several pranks a day without remorse

SEVEN - caspar. my little angel. always a baby. the only redhead of the family so sticks out like a sore thumb. defied a vasectomy.

[cemetery-mutt]

🎥 - who are your frequent fronters?

And the music taste one

🎥 - who are your frequent fronters?

That's an odd one because honestly it changes quite a bit depending on the general situation/life event we find ourselves in but mostly it's;

Me, Carter. Our resident shitbag Crowe, Smudge who is like- I dunno, they're chill and nice and Kayde, our overly friendly doormat

🎙️ - does the taste in music vary a lot between different alters?

Not really? On a whole we all listen to Metal music (specifically BM, dsbm, Metalcore) and like, emo music. Id say the alters that have the most different music tastes would be Kayde and Saf. (I have no idea what to actually call the genere of music Kayde listens too but it's something)

But we all have differences in what songs we prefer. For example Smudge really enjoys female lead metal bands where as the more brutal and loud the better for Crowe.

[sonicboomseason3]

“You used to rock my shit every time I came here. What changed?”

Shadow slides Sonic his order on a tray before answering his question. “Maybe I would still do that if you fucking bothered to eat some other shit for once, but I can only fuck you up so many times before it starts getting repetitive. I get bored too, you know.”

The fuck? No, Sonic doesn’t know, actually. At some point, he just started assuming that Shadow, being the asshole that he is, would never tire of trying to defeat him, but now that they see each other much more often, clearly even he’s losing interest. Better late than never, Sonic supposes.

“Besides, I’ve been expending my energy elsewhere,” Shadow adds as he approaches the deep fryers and checks on the next batch of French fries.

“…On earning jack shit working in this shithole?”

“No.”

Shadow looks up for a split second before suddenly grabbing the handle of the deep fryer and hurling its fucking contents right at a maskless Infinite, whom Sonic didn’t even notice was walking by. The jackal drops his own tray of food and collapses onto the floor with screams of agony and many F-bombs, rolling around on the floor like his entire body is on fire. Shadow grabs the mobile phone resting on the counter (Sonic recognizes it as Rouge’s) and begins snapping pictures to upload to the official Meh Burger social media page later.

Sonic quickly decides that he should get the fuck out of here before he gets seriously involved in whatever these two have going on. He grabs his food and speed walks to the table occupied by his friends, though he can’t help but overhear the sound of Infinite recovering from the pain and getting up.

“What the fuck is your problem, you emo pineapple shithead?!”

“Square up, muttherfucker!”

Sonic only starts walking faster away from those two shitbags.

i will also be releasing an alternate m-rated version of s3 where everything is the exact same except everyone has suddenly developed foul fucking mouths

[indigoire]

Alright, let's check the transcript for the next Magnus Archives episode before I listen...

Oh worm?

OH, WORM???

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

“∞”

Can we pretendTo leave and thenWe'll meet againWhen both our cars collide

[aspiringxfires]

being a writer and looking at your writing journey is so funny bc its like "oh yeah I started by writing shitty doctor who crackfic and now i write shitty elisabeth das musical fanfic and people will ask "how did you get to that point" and my only answer will be "bandom" because fall out boy and my chemical romance were the gateway drug for deeper plots.

[aspiringxfires]

gerard way really said fuck you im gonna be david bowie huh

[ego-tistical-prick]

Something v funny about markiplier going “this is my self insert/blorbo he is a bisexual fruity little timelord serial killer who takes reality as a suggestion and doesn’t have any awareness of his own actions and likes disco. He is just a funky little dude who vibes and gets bitches he’s your dream man” and then when anyone mentions dark its “oh yeah that emo shitbag”

[corpus-incorporated]

I kinda hate how important p!atd was to my Teen Emo Phase cuz now I’m super sentimental about all the music while also knowing brendon urie is a shitbag

[aspiringxfires]

should u fight fall out boy?

patrick: looks like a sweet cinnamon roll, but have u seen that fucker fight? he's angry. he's got The Anger. yer makin a mistake, buddyboy. don't fight patrick.

pete: why would u want to fight this man? look at his smile. look at his eyes. look at his 2 beautiful children. why do u hate urself? don't fight pete.

joe: this is just a dad tryna make his way through life. bad back. prolly won't put up much of a fight. i mean like go for it if u want but its prolly gonna be more sad than satisfying. fight joe, i guess.

andy: are u outta ur damn mind.

[gay-pirates-in-love]

Some thoughts on OFMD finale, spoilers below the line.

Spoiler free version: Thank you so much to all the cast and crew for telling a beautiful and true exploration of queer relationships..... through piracy....? Seriously though, please go give Our Flag Means Death some love.

For real, full spoilers ahead so clear out now if you really don't want to see them.

First of all. What the hell was that. But in a good way. The emotional rollercoaster i went on for the hour episode 9 and 10 took to watch. First of all starting with episode 9. That kiss. "i think what makes Ed happy, is you". How am i meant to recover from that?!?!

I had a feeling that they were gonna separate my beloveds but to have it happen was frankly rude and uncalled for David.

And Stede returning to his wife? are you kidding me Stede!?

But go Mary for creating a god damn life, you go girl!

Ed rowing away taking my hopes and dreams with him yet again!

And episode 10, what a fucking finale am i right?!?!

Ed sobbing and missing his love, wearing Stede's robes to feel close to him, writing that dreadful song. I mean beautiful gift :| Izzy the whole way through making me want to stab his dumb face! my beloved Jim returning! but Lucius being fucking assassinated?!?!? And i couldn't even enjoy the fake death plot because Ed was entering his emo ex era!!! All i feel is paaaaaaaain! My dramatic reactions aside, the cast and crew told a phenomenal story. They treated each and every queer relationship with the respect it needed and it told such an intriguing and compelling story.

Having canon and real queer relationships (including a nonbinary character) has truly been an amazing moment for me. Getting to see our identities presented without jokes or malice has made me feel so seen and respected.

I don't think I've seen such respect and care paid to the diversity of queer relationships before this and that brings me so much joy and comfort. I will absolutely be diving into the fics to live vicariously in the happiness whilst i pine for a second season. If you need some instant happiness, i posted a comfort fic of the main boys right before the final two episodes were released! (shameless plug i know) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/37929097 - I pray and plead that we get a second season. if only for the that that i need to see my children happy and loved. also FUCK IZZY YOU LITTLE SHITBAG, COUNT YOUR FUCKIN DAYS BITCH. Love y'all and enjoy the queer <3

[leg-grestrade]

FINALLY. Someone else who despises Zuko I hate the little prick and it bothers me on so many levels that he’s the most favoured character in all of atla in the fandom. And for fucking what? Overrated piece of shit he’s such a moody cranky fucker I’m sure his stans would love to put up with him irl! How about they start appreciating the good characters like...anyone but Zuko.

Let the church say amen! I mean, he’s not even all that interesting? He’s a mediocre firebender and a true shitbag of a person. People seem to forget this asshole physically assaulted Kanna and was committing armed fucking robberies against innocent people. The one asshole who was rude to Iroh, whatever, but everyone else was minding their business. He just felt entitled to shit, just like taking that horse ostrich from the girl who actually tried to help his ass!

I was in my early teens when ATLA first came out, and I don’t remember if emo was in or what, but he’s such a sullen, one-note character, and the amount of stans he has in this fandom is really troubling, especially when his stans try to paint him as the responsible one when he could barely find his own ass with both hands. Having to continually read about Zuko’s sorrows when people just shrug off Aang’s survivor guilt and worries about saving the world make my butthole itch.

[anatrik]

Evermore First Impressions:

1. Willow- 10,000 ways to say that's my man brought to you by Taylor that's my man Swift

2. Champagne problems - why does my heart hurt for people who don't exist? Also I can already tell this girl is a hot mess™ and that I'm going to love her dumbass anyway

3.Gold rush- Hiddleswift. THIS IS ABOUT HIDDLESWIFT. HIDDLE. SWIFT. PERIODT. Y'all can't change my mind.

4. Tis the damn season- illicit affairs sequel? It has to be. Or the champagne problems girl? Wouldn't put it past her.

5. Tolerate it- Taylor really said Babe but I want it to hurt more. Feels like the wife from illicit affairs

6. No body no crime- songs to kill your shitbag cheating husband to. Dare I hope this becomes the new soundtrack of every transformation montage? I love RESPECT but No body No crime is a whole other kind of sexy. Make it happen Hollywood.

7. Happiness- kinda feels like the girl from champagne problems went on to make more mistakes. Who woulda thought :)

8. Dorothea- THE FRIEND FROM SEVEN WITH THE ABUSIVE DAD GOES ON TO BE A BIG STAR IN THE CITY YALLLL!! side note: I've still got love for you and I've got nothing but well wishes for ya make me feel the kind of warmth and comfort I've never truly felt since middle school and chronic back pain happened. Also the hey Stephen call back gives this some heLLA GAY vibes

9. Coney Island- exile: the middle aged middle class, I was too afraid to make grand gestures but I really wish I had version

10. Ivy- Portrait de la jeune fille en feu: the musical

11. Cowboy like me- Taylor really looked at every middle aged white man and said I'm going to give your fav buddy films sooo much subtext oh and I'm going to make it all GAY AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

12. Long story short- reputation: the recap. So Literally a long story short. Nice. "Your nemeses will defeat themselves before you get the chance to swing". Legend has it Kanye West winces every time this verse is played.

13. Marjorie- I loved you the moment I saw you on the tracklist. song 13, Taylor's gran, does it get any better than this? Not really.

14. Closure- this is by far the funniest song to me. It's like sad beautiful tragic was written by this realllly emo manchild who assumed losing him would hurt her as much as losing her hurt him but the girl who he wrote the letter to is just out there having a hot girl summer and can't be bothered to reply cuz she doesn't even remember the dude😂😂 such sass such badassery. New phone who dis: the song.

15. Evermore- the audacity of this woman to sing about grey Novembers and pain that seems like it's here for evermore WHEN FOLKLORE IS THE REASON FOR ALL OF OUR SEASONAL DEPRESSION.