#emo shitbags

[aspiringxfires]

the drums are four on the floor if you even give a fuck

[urfavcrime]

dsmp is still SO insane to me. still not completely convinced it wasn't a social experiment. it is something that can never be replicated again due to the really specific circumstances that attributed to it's creation and popularity

[rise-my-angel]

If I had a nickle for everytime fandom glorified some emo loser shitbag I wouldn't be poor anymore.

Everyone claims people loved Rhaegar but like no one can name a single friend he had that wasn't men who WORKED for him. He had no friends, he just played sad songs on his harp singing that no one wants to listen to his obsessive prophecy rants anymore.

He got crushed to death by a war hammer. The way Rhaegar died was cooler then he was as a living person.

Meanwhile Ned Stark is out here calling the King fat to his face, strangling a dude in the street in broad daylight for insinuating a joke about his wife, arguing with the Queen seconds after he woke up from a feverish sleep, and letting his kids all keep Wolf pups as pets that he KNOWS will grow to be the size of a fucking car.

Put up anything Rhaegar did and I'll match it with anything Ned Stark did but that he did it cooler more unhinged and didn't have to be a creep while doing it.

[marleysfinest]

Wait hold on there are SEVEN reimar children??? Tell me about them!!! Names, ages, which ones fight the most and which ones are inseparable etc

*cracks fingers* there are SEVEN rapscallions (reiner's a br**der what huh who said that) and before I continue there is a degree of un-seriousness here but I love them all. below the cut u got me started LMAO

ONE - bertholdt jean. beej. my first born. emo king who hates his parents (affectionately). World's Best Big Brother

TWO & THREE - rj (reiner junior) & mj (marley junior). we let karina have influence over these kids' names hence the juniors but they go by their abbreviations. rj is a copy of me and mj is a copy of rei. they are The Normal Kids of the family and just inherently Good??

FOUR - kat. named after her aunt. causes a ruckus at every opportunity but is very loving about it. endlessly playful and loves SPACE. tries to pick on her older brothers and sister but fails every time especially when it comes to beej. thinks all her christmasses come at once when she's no longer the youngest

FIVE - valentine violence (viv). named after two more aunts. has the Braun Eyebrow thing going at all times so constantly looks pissed off but is irl very soft hearted and sweet. is the Horse Girl of the family

SIX - milou. little shitbag. perpetual Youngest Kid syndrome. very kind to anyone younger than him, all animals, and his grandparents. siblings and mom and dad? forget about it. he's well behaved but will pull several pranks a day without remorse

SEVEN - caspar. my little angel. always a baby. the only redhead of the family so sticks out like a sore thumb. defied a vasectomy.

[cemetery-mutt]

🎥 - who are your frequent fronters?

And the music taste one

🎥 - who are your frequent fronters?

That's an odd one because honestly it changes quite a bit depending on the general situation/life event we find ourselves in but mostly it's;

Me, Carter. Our resident shitbag Crowe, Smudge who is like- I dunno, they're chill and nice and Kayde, our overly friendly doormat

🎙️ - does the taste in music vary a lot between different alters?

Not really? On a whole we all listen to Metal music (specifically BM, dsbm, Metalcore) and like, emo music. Id say the alters that have the most different music tastes would be Kayde and Saf. (I have no idea what to actually call the genere of music Kayde listens too but it's something)

But we all have differences in what songs we prefer. For example Smudge really enjoys female lead metal bands where as the more brutal and loud the better for Crowe.

[indigoire]

Alright, let's check the transcript for the next Magnus Archives episode before I listen...

Oh worm?

OH, WORM???

[arsonforcharlie]

“∞”

Can we pretendTo leave and thenWe'll meet againWhen both our cars collide

[ego-tistical-prick]

Something v funny about markiplier going “this is my self insert/blorbo he is a bisexual fruity little timelord serial killer who takes reality as a suggestion and doesn’t have any awareness of his own actions and likes disco. He is just a funky little dude who vibes and gets bitches he’s your dream man” and then when anyone mentions dark its “oh yeah that emo shitbag”

[corpus-incorporated]

I kinda hate how important p!atd was to my Teen Emo Phase cuz now I’m super sentimental about all the music while also knowing brendon urie is a shitbag

[aspiringxfires]

being a writer and looking at your writing journey is so funny bc its like "oh yeah I started by writing shitty doctor who crackfic and now i write shitty elisabeth das musical fanfic and people will ask "how did you get to that point" and my only answer will be "bandom" because fall out boy and my chemical romance were the gateway drug for deeper plots.

[gay-pirates-in-love]

Some thoughts on OFMD finale, spoilers below the line.

Spoiler free version: Thank you so much to all the cast and crew for telling a beautiful and true exploration of queer relationships..... through piracy....? Seriously though, please go give Our Flag Means Death some love.

For real, full spoilers ahead so clear out now if you really don't want to see them.

First of all. What the hell was that. But in a good way. The emotional rollercoaster i went on for the hour episode 9 and 10 took to watch. First of all starting with episode 9. That kiss. "i think what makes Ed happy, is you". How am i meant to recover from that?!?!

I had a feeling that they were gonna separate my beloveds but to have it happen was frankly rude and uncalled for David.

And Stede returning to his wife? are you kidding me Stede!?

But go Mary for creating a god damn life, you go girl!

Ed rowing away taking my hopes and dreams with him yet again!

And episode 10, what a fucking finale am i right?!?!

Ed sobbing and missing his love, wearing Stede's robes to feel close to him, writing that dreadful song. I mean beautiful gift :| Izzy the whole way through making me want to stab his dumb face! my beloved Jim returning! but Lucius being fucking assassinated?!?!? And i couldn't even enjoy the fake death plot because Ed was entering his emo ex era!!! All i feel is paaaaaaaain! My dramatic reactions aside, the cast and crew told a phenomenal story. They treated each and every queer relationship with the respect it needed and it told such an intriguing and compelling story.

Having canon and real queer relationships (including a nonbinary character) has truly been an amazing moment for me. Getting to see our identities presented without jokes or malice has made me feel so seen and respected.

I don't think I've seen such respect and care paid to the diversity of queer relationships before this and that brings me so much joy and comfort. I will absolutely be diving into the fics to live vicariously in the happiness whilst i pine for a second season. If you need some instant happiness, i posted a comfort fic of the main boys right before the final two episodes were released! (shameless plug i know) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/37929097 - I pray and plead that we get a second season. if only for the that that i need to see my children happy and loved. also FUCK IZZY YOU LITTLE SHITBAG, COUNT YOUR FUCKIN DAYS BITCH. Love y'all and enjoy the queer <3

[leg-grestrade]

FINALLY. Someone else who despises Zuko I hate the little prick and it bothers me on so many levels that he’s the most favoured character in all of atla in the fandom. And for fucking what? Overrated piece of shit he’s such a moody cranky fucker I’m sure his stans would love to put up with him irl! How about they start appreciating the good characters like...anyone but Zuko.

Let the church say amen! I mean, he’s not even all that interesting? He’s a mediocre firebender and a true shitbag of a person. People seem to forget this asshole physically assaulted Kanna and was committing armed fucking robberies against innocent people. The one asshole who was rude to Iroh, whatever, but everyone else was minding their business. He just felt entitled to shit, just like taking that horse ostrich from the girl who actually tried to help his ass!

I was in my early teens when ATLA first came out, and I don’t remember if emo was in or what, but he’s such a sullen, one-note character, and the amount of stans he has in this fandom is really troubling, especially when his stans try to paint him as the responsible one when he could barely find his own ass with both hands. Having to continually read about Zuko’s sorrows when people just shrug off Aang’s survivor guilt and worries about saving the world make my butthole itch.

[anatrik]

Evermore First Impressions:

1. Willow- 10,000 ways to say that's my man brought to you by Taylor that's my man Swift

2. Champagne problems - why does my heart hurt for people who don't exist? Also I can already tell this girl is a hot mess™ and that I'm going to love her dumbass anyway

3.Gold rush- Hiddleswift. THIS IS ABOUT HIDDLESWIFT. HIDDLE. SWIFT. PERIODT. Y'all can't change my mind.

4. Tis the damn season- illicit affairs sequel? It has to be. Or the champagne problems girl? Wouldn't put it past her.

5. Tolerate it- Taylor really said Babe but I want it to hurt more. Feels like the wife from illicit affairs

6. No body no crime- songs to kill your shitbag cheating husband to. Dare I hope this becomes the new soundtrack of every transformation montage? I love RESPECT but No body No crime is a whole other kind of sexy. Make it happen Hollywood.

7. Happiness- kinda feels like the girl from champagne problems went on to make more mistakes. Who woulda thought :)

8. Dorothea- THE FRIEND FROM SEVEN WITH THE ABUSIVE DAD GOES ON TO BE A BIG STAR IN THE CITY YALLLL!! side note: I've still got love for you and I've got nothing but well wishes for ya make me feel the kind of warmth and comfort I've never truly felt since middle school and chronic back pain happened. Also the hey Stephen call back gives this some heLLA GAY vibes

9. Coney Island- exile: the middle aged middle class, I was too afraid to make grand gestures but I really wish I had version

10. Ivy- Portrait de la jeune fille en feu: the musical

11. Cowboy like me- Taylor really looked at every middle aged white man and said I'm going to give your fav buddy films sooo much subtext oh and I'm going to make it all GAY AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

12. Long story short- reputation: the recap. So Literally a long story short. Nice. "Your nemeses will defeat themselves before you get the chance to swing". Legend has it Kanye West winces every time this verse is played.

13. Marjorie- I loved you the moment I saw you on the tracklist. song 13, Taylor's gran, does it get any better than this? Not really.

14. Closure- this is by far the funniest song to me. It's like sad beautiful tragic was written by this realllly emo manchild who assumed losing him would hurt her as much as losing her hurt him but the girl who he wrote the letter to is just out there having a hot girl summer and can't be bothered to reply cuz she doesn't even remember the dude😂😂 such sass such badassery. New phone who dis: the song.

15. Evermore- the audacity of this woman to sing about grey Novembers and pain that seems like it's here for evermore WHEN FOLKLORE IS THE REASON FOR ALL OF OUR SEASONAL DEPRESSION.

[biracy]

Not to be a shitbag but shitting on modern music doesn’t make your uwu emo band look smarter or more deep it makes you sound like an old person.

People are allowed to write songs about whatever the fuckin hell they want!! Not everything has to be “deep” or “smart” or “emotional” or have some kind of socioeconomic political meaning! Stop shaming people who like pop music or rap music (which do have the capacity to be “deep” btw) just because you think you’re so smart. You’re literally uwu not like the other girls >w< I’m so quirky I like REAL music! Not like the STUPID people who like POP music ewwwww

You literally sound like old people listening to classic rock being like “Justin Bieber could never 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” 

[reinad-snc]

I’m not going to put this under tags because I honestly think it’s a really unpopular opinion-

I was really looking forward to Love For Hire when they first announced it, I was ready to laugh and make fun of them, but at this point I’m just kind of, disinterested.

When their first song came out, it was at the peak of exposing the shitbag, and instead of addressing it, they just shoved Love For Hire out as much as possible.

I was actually annoyed at how much they shoved it out honestly, tweets, stories, posts, all about the song while people were genuinely distressed about the shitbag.

Maybe if they had waited, or were less bombarding about it, I wouldn’t have really minded, but now it’s like an immediate reaction to be annoyed whenever they say they’re coming with a new song.

I really wish I could still enjoy their stuff as much as I did, but I dunno, some stuff just are permanently damaged for me I guess.

Oh, but if you see this and are excited, please know I’m not going to be annoyed if you post about it!! If you can be excited then be excited, I promise I’m just venting and being emo, i love you all and support you so much <3

[abbeyfangirl]

dragon age: all characters (companions)

I’ve been in this fandom for a hot minute now and I want to update my opinions on characters :)

Origins

Alistair: super sweet dude who literally is not the stereotypicalchantryguyfightme. He’s a great example of healthy masculinity and I totally wish he was bi because I have an entire essay on that— also: he’s a poc! His mum was brown. In game he’s got dark features. if you really want a blond/blue-eyes/white guy, make your warden that. or accept that brown people can be noble and moral. or just draw cailan, idk. just because BioWare whitewashes doesn’t mean you should.

Leliana: someone hug my singing girlfriend before I crush her under with my own hugs. Also: nugs. Yes! Shoes. Yes! She likes how I style my hair? YES!! I honestly think she’s super duper and it pisses me off whenever someone’s like: yeah she enjoys killing people and the Game. ok. and michel de chevin willingly participated in genocidal marches through the alienage he grew up in with his elvhen mum. 

Morrigan: dirty swamp witch that i stan and also have a v big crush on. tiddies. Have a son with a GW so we can raise him with our tiddies out in the forest. she’s also white-passing, as her father was chasind and all people we’ve seen that are chasind are black. therefore, she is biracial. therefore, poc can be goths and don’t shy away from giving morrigan a darker skintone. if the devs had of been thinking, she’d have a darker skintone.

Zevran: Actually is the best romance, I think. Loves consent, therefore I will stan him so hard my skull cracks a little. Also: he is a very brown boy and if he’s white in da4 I’m seriously going to throw all canon out the fucking window. genuinely a good person who needs to be told so. 

Wynne: grandma who only likes my friends who go to church. but also super sweet and I’d rest my head on her bosom (in a platonic way omg ZEVRAN)

Sten: angry quiet boi. the bestest boi. I totally would give him a kitten for a gift and bake him cookies. Thicc softie. I think if I had DA:O and i knew how to use mods i would mod the fuck outta him. sorry.

Sha(y)le: who’s gender? idk her. See also: fuck birds and authority. pound ur ass into the ground you feathery meatbag little shits. fuck songbirds.

Dog: such a good boi. thicc. thinks Alistair is a whiny fuck and is Morrigan’s only friend. love him. he’s the cutest companion. bet.

Ohgren: honestly forgot about him bcc he’s such a shitbag. also: he could’ve been a really cool addiction recovery type but NOPE. probably would have a trump shirt in a modern au and would catcall wlw and hit mlm. no thanks.

Awakening

Anders: he acts like rlly straight but he’s so gay I can smell it. also he’s rlly cute and fun and I love him so much.

Justice: MAYBE i’M selF CONSCious OF THE twitchING. is the friend that genuinely doesn’t get dick jokes but is ur 110% ride or die.

Nathaniel Howe: honestly is sort of a white knight/neck beard a little, but it’s kind of charming with his whole velanna m’lady?? grump boi. annoying soul patch that I’d mod out SO FAST—

Sigrun: would have ROMANCED the FUCK out of her. why she even entertains the idea of fucking with ohgren makes me realize most of the writers are dumbfucks.png. peppy little emo. 12/10 would die if she kissed my cheek teasingly.

Ohgren: why. why. why. I’d have brought Shayle over. Maybe Zev? Definitely Dog.

Velanna: she was written to be an annoying feminist and you can tell but I deadass am a kindred spirit with her bcc I too am deadpan annoyed with Thedas’ general population too. love her. Would’ve loved to romance her. She’d totally be one of those who’d get all tsundere and be like “n-no i hate you” *kisses the fuckin soul out of you then blushes so hard she’s now a tomato*

Dragon Age II

Anders: fuck the cops. i don’t care. fuck the cops. (vine reference). also: do i hate him for blowing up the chantry that would eventually annul a huge collection of his people? no. read dalishious’s meta on Anders. v intriguing. didn’t they retcon the fuck out of the reported deaths too? like there was like eight Templars and Elthinia in there. Templars killed more “abominations” in a day than Anders in the game canon—

Aveline: initially thought she was fine and then realized she’s shit to my lil brother and I will fucking clap her ginger ass. See also: whorephobia isn’t a joke so fuck off with treating Isabela badly, you tit.

Bethany: sunshine. Literal sunshine. I feel my freckles grow in her presence and i love it. she’s my little baby sister and I’d slam that ogre so fuckin hard before it touched either twin.

Carver: there has to be a mod where both twins survive. I love them both to bits. My babies. carver is my bitter, angry little brother and I can relate because I too am very angry and would totally clap my own ass. hes so genuine and I don’t get the competition between Beth and Carver. Like, both are fuckin stellar in different ways. In this essay I will—

Fenris: honestly, I don’t get the general hate between him and Anders. Fenris’ main arc should’ve been a recovery arc, not drunken moping and revenge. he deserves better. give him a soft sweater instead of his spikes and let him love himself as much as I love him for MAKERS SAKE. like when you really think about their relationship, it could’ve been an eye-opener for fenris and finally some legit sympathy for anders. but we all know that if they had of teamed up that Meredith would’ve been dead before the end of Act 1 so.

Isabela: whorephobia is not a joke. oversexualizing your only appearing brown woman is so poorly written. how about we appreciate her and her lovely bosoms but also let people tease her about her heart of gold? her innate understanding of freedom? instead of just a wave of dick? please?? can we give her some pants for when she fights? can we accept that i fall for rogues who hate themselves?? fuck. also whomever draws her x femHawke x Merrill literally is after my own heart.

Merrill: my fucking babygirl MARRY ME. Fenris could’ve been her older brother type, but NO. she and Isabela should’ve been canonical gfs instead of Isabela/Fenris (no shaming the pairing tho!!). I love how she’s written as neurodivergent. V nice. Sometimes I just look her up and cry because she’s fucking everything. Also: she’s in the Dalish origin and she’s far from being white. Why did they make the most innocent/naïve character really white? hmmmm.

Sebastian: whew that boy. Would totally be that annoying Mormon at your door but you still let him in bcc he’s super sweet. Also: huge ass bible thumper and should get his head slap because you said the maker loved all his children why do you defend a complicit old hag you annoying attractive fuck—

Varric: totally is a bard and the devs couldn’t handle the idea of him being one bcc it might make him look less straight. is the only grey morality person I don’t want to fucking bash in with a fry pan. he sees people and I like that, but you totally know he’s siding with mages every time bcc him and Anders are like besties. I’m sorry. I don’t make the rules. “Professional Younger Brother”.

Tallis: I know nothing about her but she seems okay. I think she was an escaped slave and honestly? Fucking props. Spy on a shitting organization, idk what you’re doing, but your VA was that cool lesbian from SPN so I think ur okay?

Inquisition

Blackwall: Redemption Arc 101. Love him to bits. Sad dad bunwall. good man. actually atoned for his sins by actively becoming a good person. his initial design is 80% hotter im so sorry but so not.

Cassandra: was way browner in the last game. would romance the fuck outta her. I love me a butch lady who melts at my dorky recitation of poetry. BioWare is a coward. also is the worst choice for divine. but not a bad person. could use some more guidance or get her ass whipped by a dalish elf about religion or a circle mage kid whos like “yeah bud i didn’t ask for the templars to whip my ass everyday for existing.”

The Iron Bull: I think the Qunari/Vashoth were a little based off black people (the whole anti blackness thing where ppl are scared of them bcc of whatever reason) and it pisses me off that he had a weird ass dubcon thing with Dorian in banter. It doesn’t make sense— he’s an A+++ dom and would not jump straight in role play without at least checking in at first like wtf BioWare.

Cole: his mother was chasind so he’s like not supposed to be that white? or like biracial? albino? idk. love him to bits tho. He’s neurodivergent and I deadass love him. romancing him? idk. I see why ppl think it’s fuckin nasty but also like as a writer I’d age him the fuck up so fast before my inquisitor even THOUGHT about that. like idk. I’m down with him being a sweet little bro character tho. he’s a babe. love him.

Sera: had the worst fucking writer I’ve ever seen and I willingly read the twilight saga twice by a shit ass racist white lady who okay’d pedophilia. like. Fuck you Kristjanson suck your own dick you fuck. had the worst options in regards to speak to her. has a thicc case of internalized racism that literally most of the fandom just loves to use against her. my lesbian neurodivergent queen. Would write a thousand fix it fics for her. Love her to bits. im gay.

Varric: I haven’t played DA2 so i don’t get why everyone wants to romance him but like. a dwarf romance? yes please. Idk he reminds me of my uncle so I only see him as fun uncle material. Deadass should adopt Cole and Merrill and co parent with Blackwall for Sera. dads? fuck yeah. love me some wholesome, present fathers.

Dorian: is a gay stereotype that I love/hate so much. and he’s also just as bad about being a creep bcc he sexualizes qunari men (in banter). I attribute that to shit writing tho. I want to protect him from all the “omg gay best friend!” people. he’d clearly be that tired gay that wouldn’t give a diddly damn about ur het romance. wanna talk about politics? he’s ur guy/gay.

Solas: “me, an intellectual:”. I don’t hate him, but I’m not about him. He comes off as mysterious and suave (which he totally is) but I deadass would not save him from himself because he’s a racist, exclusionist eggshell. idk. not my cup of tea, but I can totally see the appeal. And he’s interesting, I’ll totally say that. “I think the Dalish are garbage but they made you” is not a compliment. it’s so offensive. and such bait for “quirky girls” which I’m no fan of. Would be Achilles and let Patroclus (Lavellan in his case) die before he realized how his pride is literally a waste of time. If he gets a redemption arc I hope Lavellan gets to slap him before getting him to teach all about ancient Arlathan and show that the Evanuris weren’t all total dicknozzles. (Aka I really have a hard time believing that they’d be slavery cult things. especially since they’ve compared elves to indigenous ppl, Jews and the Romani.)

Vivienne: it’s so racist that they’d make a black woman be pro-slavery. That’s such internalized racism. She could’ve been the cool ass “educate yourself first before you speak, fool” ice lady, but NO. the devs could’ve kept the “Templars are a tool that I proudly can mandate” and the “circles are very good education” and we. Could. Have. Romanced. Her. Like. Fuck. Sake. I just wanna give her a hug and say “love yourself omg!!” and not even in a romantic way. Also: she and morrigan should not have been so antagonistic towards each other. I’d expect them to have great respect for each other, as they both moved up in the world through hardwork and very little help. They could learn different magic from each other too and still maintain that rival respect “oh you” mood. Sidenote: probably the cooler option for Divine. if her approval is high enough she’ll love and be loyal to you forever and i can’t see her agenda being bad. she improves the circles exponentially and tells all the antis to suck her pretty painted toes.

Josephine: an actual disney princess. romanced her my first playthrough. I love her so much. she just makes me so happy. And she’s like: “Integrity, Loyalty, peace. That is what it means to be a GREY WARDEN good fucking person.” she’s the person who would let you hold her hand if you got anxious and she’d be that person who shouldered the whole group project with finesse and poise and would probably lie for everyone as to not be mean. i love josie. her and leliana’s relationship is so cute, too. whether it’s romantic or not: women supporting women.

Leliana: if you leave her hardened you must hate her. why. she becomes so against herself. i like how shes feminine and lighthearted because that’s so powerful-- to remain hopeful when the world is hopeless. (its hard to know when to soften her/harden her so i get it but. google it. she deserves to be happy and sweet again.)

Cullen: uwu war criminal with shit ass “redemption arc” that was actually a half-assed (at BEST) recovery arc. Recovery isn’t linear, it isn’t pretty, and even the broken need to be told they are wrong in order to heal right. Like I’m offended by that bullshit. I’ve had to do some mental health recovery in the past and unlearning lots of toxic ideologies— which I’m still unlearning— and it bothers me that he gets an easy pass because he’s hot. It’s one thing if you like Cullen, it’s another thing if you hold him accountable.