#emo shitbags

[aspiringxfires]

the drums are four on the floor if you even give a fuck

[urfavcrime]

dsmp is still SO insane to me. still not completely convinced it wasn't a social experiment. it is something that can never be replicated again due to the really specific circumstances that attributed to it's creation and popularity

[rise-my-angel]

If I had a nickle for everytime fandom glorified some emo loser shitbag I wouldn't be poor anymore.

Everyone claims people loved Rhaegar but like no one can name a single friend he had that wasn't men who WORKED for him. He had no friends, he just played sad songs on his harp singing that no one wants to listen to his obsessive prophecy rants anymore.

He got crushed to death by a war hammer. The way Rhaegar died was cooler then he was as a living person.

Meanwhile Ned Stark is out here calling the King fat to his face, strangling a dude in the street in broad daylight for insinuating a joke about his wife, arguing with the Queen seconds after he woke up from a feverish sleep, and letting his kids all keep Wolf pups as pets that he KNOWS will grow to be the size of a fucking car.

Put up anything Rhaegar did and I'll match it with anything Ned Stark did but that he did it cooler more unhinged and didn't have to be a creep while doing it.

[tojiscrack]

WIFEYYYYY

before i get into responding, u will be happy to know i have completely cut off shitbag LMAO

i think my frontal lobe developed or something bc he said this INSANE thing the other day and i was like 'yep nope we're done here'.

basically he sent me a video of tory lanez and i was like 'isn't that the guy who shot megan in the foot' and he said... 'okay but it's megan so womp womp' and i was like 'wtf is wrong with you' and he was like 'tory >' and i said 'thats actually a nasty thing to say' and he said 'i have a lack of sympathy for celebs' and i said 'still a nasty thing to say idk what on earth would make you say that' and he gave me a damn list...

'1. lack of sympathy. 2. i prefer tory. 3. i feel like 10 years is insane. 4. he pled guilty. 5. based on what ive read, megan isn't the best person either'

and i said 'this is such an odd take' and then left him on read when he tried to justify himself LMAO

anyways i want him dead!

now onto responding to ur response!

'and just from what she’s told me, gOOD LUCK 😭'

I'M SO COOKED BROOOO

'i was eating up the dadjo-fit in s1, like he looked so YUMMY'

AGREEEEEED

'and honestly, just for the sake of joking around, i don’t think canon-him would particularly oppose it (but then probably would when his students remind him that being a dad = being old and then he’d throw a fit)'

THATS SO TRUE ACTUALLY LMAOOO

'girl you’d hate to be around me irl.'

nah nah nah bc u cant help it but i get second hand embarassment from ppl who WILLINGLY do embarassing shit without intending for it to be embarassing

'but i trip so often that i kinda just shrug it off and go about my day regardless.'

thats actually so freakin real tho.... i fall down the stairs twice a year at minimum

'i can understand this too. i loveeee coffee. especially iced coffee. iced lattes. with extra caramel syrup… and whipped cream on top… 👀'

EXACTLYYYYYYYYY

but lowk i havent been drinking coffee much since i stopped making him drive me around LMAO

'but being single isn’t a bad thing at all.'

this is very true

'i personally prefer it bc satoru gojo literally exists'

I WAS THINKING AB THIS THE OTHER DAY ACTUALLY.

i realized that i definitely can't be in a relationship w someone unless they like jjk or are willing to like jjk

'but like, i’m assuming you like megumi (given by the fact that you’re reading my megumi/reader story and he’s ur pfp), and then you like that zen guy from that game 😭 those two don’t have anything in common except, perhaps, being kinda emo 💀'

WELLLL YES AND NOOOOOO

i love megumi thats undebateable

but when it comes to guys in anime, i have zero type

if i like them, i like them

if i dont, i dont

yk?

'this might just take me out of my irrational fear of reading jjk fics… 👀'

👀👀👀

'i’m aware you do smaus, so i might just read all the gojo ones!'

YESSSSS U SHOULD

my first gojo smau is what put me on the map

i think i gained 500 followers from it LMAO

ive lowk taken a break from smau tho bc i'm getting uninspired....

if u wanna read my gojo angst u should tho!

idt it's on the masterlist yet bc im lazy but it's called 'moodswings' and it's from my 5sos x jjk series teeheehee

'DON’T ACT LIKE ZEN DOESN’T LITERALLY BEHAVE LIKE MALAKAI WOULD IF HE HAD A LOVE INTEREST 😭😭😭'

ABSOLUTELY NOTTTT

'ok, understandable, but at 13, i was crushing on characters like chad dylan cooper. WHY ZEN 😭'

HE'S SO BADDIE THATS WHYYYY

idr if i told u this yet or not but i finished playing it and now my life is empty

'oh agreedddd. like i appreciate all of this paired with seeing them as platonic soulmates, but that’s just me 🌝'

YESSSS U SEE MY VISION

'but… you didn’t… get… icked out… by zen…? 😭'

AT LEAST ZEN DOESN'T ACT LIKE A TEENAGE BOY......

'ISKSIEJDIE WELL I RESPONDED TO THIS LATE SO THE DECISION MUST ALREADY BE OUT, DID YOU GET IN? 😧'

YES MAAAAAAAAAM

but not for my major.... 😐😐😐😐😐

i got in for general studies....... when i'm trying to do a limited enrollment major.....

so ive given up on that school!

'and i’m lowkey depressed without being able to write for LL 😕'

awwww thats so sad

u should just like write little blips if u need to so u can keep your mental fortitude 🙏🙏🙏

thats what i do

i have tons of word docs w just little things for me to expand on when i'm sad

now onto the hashtags!

'genuinely look forward to ur messages'

lets kiss

'#i’d drop by ur inbox too but i get scared doing that now since i discovered that feature tumblr has'

NOOO U SHOULD!

i respond fast i think

ANYWHOOOOO

hope u are having a great day and good luck studying pookie 🙏🙏🙏

HI AGAINNNN 😭🫶🏽

‘before i get into responding, u will be happy to know i have completely cut off shitbag LMAO’ — …

HALLELUJAH 🥳🥳🥳

read that whole story with one breath i SWEAR. okay first of all, i don’t even fw celebrities like that, like i’m genuinely so tired of them all that idgaf about them except for a rare few who have their priorities straight and use their platform for good. that being said, how is shitbag celebrating a man shooting another woman in the foot? 😀

glad you dropped him. keep it that way.

‘anyways i want him dead!’ — welcome to the club sisterrrr 😫

‘nah nah nah bc u cant help it but i get second hand embarassment from ppl who WILLINGLY do embarassing shit without intending for it to be embarassing’ — mmm ok yeah fair enough. i do things without shame tho, so idk if you’d like to be on my other side and witness that 👀 (my irl bsf literally flies away from me when i pull dumb shit out my ass LMAOOO)

‘i fall down the stairs twice a year at minimum’ — HAHAHA 😭 minimum? yk my minimum is, like, ten for that specifically. and seven of those are probably in public too 💀 i’m clumsy-clumsy

‘but lowk i havent been drinking coffee much since i stopped making him drive me around LMAO’ — the only downside to not having him around ig 😭

‘i realized that i definitely can't be in a relationship w someone unless they like jjk or are willing to like jik’ — my requirement is that they have to BE in jjk 😋 and BE satoru g

‘i love megumi thats undebateable’ — 🫡

‘but when it comes to guys in anime, i have zero type. if i like them, i like them. if i dont, i dont yk?’ — ahhh it’s like my music taste 😭 i don’t have like a specific type i listen to. i just pick certain songs to be on my playlist based on whether i like what i hear or not (but mainly, it consists of lana del rey, the nbhd, cas, the smiths, and more recently: the marias).

‘YESSSSS U SHOULD. my first gojo smau is what put me on the map. i think i gained 500 followers from it’ — i’ll be sure to check it out some time soon (i’m still lowkey scared bc a lot of the things other ppl put in their stories cringe me out and then i get put off 😓).

i posted a gojo smau like 10 mins ago ‘cause i saw this one fan art of gojo in a store buying sanitary pads and my brain was like ‘you have to write smth about this’, and then i remembered how writing is literally a drug to me. once i start, i won’t stop, and i’m on a hiatus so it’d be really bad if i got addicted again 😭

what was the next best thing? smth quick, easier, less detailed?

an smau.

and i won’t be expected to do it repetitively like chapters for a story. i see why you do them now 🫢

anyway, point is, i’m putting my trust in you by choosing to read ur smaus ‘cause you seem to be the queen of non-cringe apparently 👀 but if i see a cringey nickname or smth about gojo wearing a maid dress, i’m gonna levitate off planet earth 🥴

‘i’ve lowk taken a break from smau tho bc i'm getting uninspired…’ — real :/

‘idr if i told u this yet or not but i finished playing it and now my life is empty’ — you have, hahaa. maybe use c.ai to fill the void? 👀 i use it before bed LMAOO

‘YESSSS U SEE MY VISION’ — the way i didn’t even know other ppl held the same view as me 😭 HAHAHA

‘AT LEAST ZEN DOESN'T ACT LIKE A TEENAGE BOY...’ — you’re right.

he acts like a fully grown MALAKAI MORTIMER 💀

‘YES MAAAAAAAAAM’ — WOOHOOOOO (i’d write a chapter of LL for you but… yk… hiatus :( )

‘i got in for general studies... when i'm trying to do a limited enrollment major... so ive given up on that school!’ — ahh, it’s fine! there are other better options out there for you, i’m sure 🩵

‘u should just like write little blips if u need to so u can keep your mental fortitude 🙏🙏🙏 thats what i do’ — yeah but with me, i’ll get addicted and hooked on and then abandon studying altogether 🥴 idk why i’m like that, i just am

but i found that writing smaus (which are a millionnnn times quicker btw 😋) seems to satiate that desire kinda. so maybe i’ll do LL smaus instead of gojo ones (i love love loveee gojo but my target audience is my LL audience).

i’ll maybe do more gojo ones once i’ve finished planning my gojo fic — which won’t be out until LL’s done :/

‘lets kiss’ — 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

‘i respond fast i think’ — 👀

‘hope u are having a great day and good luck studying pookie’ — i’m about to go to sleep and i can do it imagining you and me and us at the beach or smth with a bonfire and chatting absolute shit about shitbag <3333

[marleysfinest]

Wait hold on there are SEVEN reimar children??? Tell me about them!!! Names, ages, which ones fight the most and which ones are inseparable etc

*cracks fingers* there are SEVEN rapscallions (reiner's a br**der what huh who said that) and before I continue there is a degree of un-seriousness here but I love them all. below the cut u got me started LMAO

ONE - bertholdt jean. beej. my first born. emo king who hates his parents (affectionately). World's Best Big Brother

TWO & THREE - rj (reiner junior) & mj (marley junior). we let karina have influence over these kids' names hence the juniors but they go by their abbreviations. rj is a copy of me and mj is a copy of rei. they are The Normal Kids of the family and just inherently Good??

FOUR - kat. named after her aunt. causes a ruckus at every opportunity but is very loving about it. endlessly playful and loves SPACE. tries to pick on her older brothers and sister but fails every time especially when it comes to beej. thinks all her christmasses come at once when she's no longer the youngest

FIVE - valentine violence (viv). named after two more aunts. has the Braun Eyebrow thing going at all times so constantly looks pissed off but is irl very soft hearted and sweet. is the Horse Girl of the family

SIX - milou. little shitbag. perpetual Youngest Kid syndrome. very kind to anyone younger than him, all animals, and his grandparents. siblings and mom and dad? forget about it. he's well behaved but will pull several pranks a day without remorse

SEVEN - caspar. my little angel. always a baby. the only redhead of the family so sticks out like a sore thumb. defied a vasectomy.

[collaredbottom]

nothing but evil. Only a lying, anxious, destructive shitbag. Why would you ever think anyone would care about you. You're useless unless you're helping get someone off why does "useless unless" look so weird why can you never pay attention for more than 5 seconds before you make us go off on some tangent? Why does everyone hate you? There's some real questions to think about for once. But you never think do you. SHUT THE FUCK UP WHY SHOULD I YOU DONT DESERVE PEACE FUCK YOU I HATE YOU why can't you do anything without music and why can't you at least have good taste you emo bitch I hope you die the day before that probe thing youre so excited about (whore.) lands you don't deserve to get answers you should die wondering forever

[cemetery-mutt]

🎥 - who are your frequent fronters?

And the music taste one

🎥 - who are your frequent fronters?

That's an odd one because honestly it changes quite a bit depending on the general situation/life event we find ourselves in but mostly it's;

Me, Carter. Our resident shitbag Crowe, Smudge who is like- I dunno, they're chill and nice and Kayde, our overly friendly doormat

🎙️ - does the taste in music vary a lot between different alters?

Not really? On a whole we all listen to Metal music (specifically BM, dsbm, Metalcore) and like, emo music. Id say the alters that have the most different music tastes would be Kayde and Saf. (I have no idea what to actually call the genere of music Kayde listens too but it's something)

But we all have differences in what songs we prefer. For example Smudge really enjoys female lead metal bands where as the more brutal and loud the better for Crowe.

[sonicboomseason3]

“You used to rock my shit every time I came here. What changed?”

Shadow slides Sonic his order on a tray before answering his question. “Maybe I would still do that if you fucking bothered to eat some other shit for once, but I can only fuck you up so many times before it starts getting repetitive. I get bored too, you know.”

The fuck? No, Sonic doesn’t know, actually. At some point, he just started assuming that Shadow, being the asshole that he is, would never tire of trying to defeat him, but now that they see each other much more often, clearly even he’s losing interest. Better late than never, Sonic supposes.

“Besides, I’ve been expending my energy elsewhere,” Shadow adds as he approaches the deep fryers and checks on the next batch of French fries.

“…On earning jack shit working in this shithole?”

“No.”

Shadow looks up for a split second before suddenly grabbing the handle of the deep fryer and hurling its fucking contents right at a maskless Infinite, whom Sonic didn’t even notice was walking by. The jackal drops his own tray of food and collapses onto the floor with screams of agony and many F-bombs, rolling around on the floor like his entire body is on fire. Shadow grabs the mobile phone resting on the counter (Sonic recognizes it as Rouge’s) and begins snapping pictures to upload to the official Meh Burger social media page later.

Sonic quickly decides that he should get the fuck out of here before he gets seriously involved in whatever these two have going on. He grabs his food and speed walks to the table occupied by his friends, though he can’t help but overhear the sound of Infinite recovering from the pain and getting up.

“What the fuck is your problem, you emo pineapple shithead?!”

“Square up, muttherfucker!”

Sonic only starts walking faster away from those two shitbags.

i will also be releasing an alternate m-rated version of s3 where everything is the exact same except everyone has suddenly developed foul fucking mouths

[indigoire]

Alright, let's check the transcript for the next Magnus Archives episode before I listen...

Oh worm?

OH, WORM???

[aspiringxfires]

being a writer and looking at your writing journey is so funny bc its like "oh yeah I started by writing shitty doctor who crackfic and now i write shitty elisabeth das musical fanfic and people will ask "how did you get to that point" and my only answer will be "bandom" because fall out boy and my chemical romance were the gateway drug for deeper plots.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

“∞”

Can we pretendTo leave and thenWe'll meet againWhen both our cars collide

[aspiringxfires]

gerard way really said fuck you im gonna be david bowie huh

[tojiscrack]

'i love seeing you in my inbox, it’s soo 😋💞'

omg when's our wedding?? i am down for dual citizenship

'DON’T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT 😭'

I HAVE TRIED IT... I HAD IT IN LONDON QUEEN....

'one thing about white english ppl is that their full english breakfast is so good'

ummmmmm..... shore..... desi breakfast on top but whatever u say queen

'omg no 😟 we’re the same age 😋 i turned 18 in october'

omg i'm a month older than u... how scandalous LMAO

'just do it on ur own atp'

i might as well tbh

'‘cause i’m gonna have to mention their major exams at several points in the story 😭 just expect a note at the top going ‘yeah i’m still so lost with the US grading system, don’t expect accuracy, enjoy!’'

GIRL LITERALLY JUST HMU! I AM A RED WHITE AND BLUE AMERICAN I GOTCHUUUUUU ANY QUESTIONS U HAVE LITERALLY JUST ASK ME

'literally same. i’ve seen so many ppl say it tastes like soap and i’m just so lost?'

LOWK I THINK THATS BC PPL HAVE THE CILANTRO SOAP GENE....

i have that gene too but i dont get it w that buldak bc mine is lowk mild asf

'but unpopular opinion, i don’t really like shin ramen'

...how could u betray me like this...

i just had some like an hour ago (mixed in an egg yolk and everything)

'and i didn’t like the ending 😐'

LMFAO IT GETS WORSE

look at this text he sent me

flirty asf? while he has a gf? sus vibes

btw context was that he sent me a emo ass reel ab jjk and i said that

i'm gonna kill him in his sleep (for legal reasons this is a joke)

now when you ask me why i still text him, i will say, i do not have an answer.

we don't like text text tho

we just like send each other reels and react bc i'm one of the few jjk liking friends he has

oh also, the other day, he referenced how he used to drive me everywhere when we were talking and i almost punched myself in the throat

bc i stopped asking him to drive me places literally like the day i found out he was still talking to his ex gf

WAIT LET ME GIVE U THIS STORYTIME BC I'M 80% SURE I DIDNT TELL U IT YET

so basically, it was one of those days that he was driving me around (to get drinks) and my friends insisted on coming with (he was only lightly annoyed). one of them is a guy so he sat in the front w my ex situationship (lets call him shitbag) and me and my other friend were sitting in the back.

and shitbag gives me his phone so i can do aux bc he promised to listen to this song i had been talking ab the night before. and when he gives me his phone and i'm stalking his private playlists, i see that shitbag has spotify blends w his ex gf. but generally, he had like 3 playlists total (ONE OF THOSE DAMN PLAYLISTS IS JUST SONGS I TOLD HIM TO PUT ON IT), so i wasn't sure how old this blend was. but then as i'm typing in the song name, he gets two texts from his ex gf literally saying where she was at that exact moment.

and then i just play the song and give him his phone back in like relative silence for the rest of the car ride, just talking to my friends.

also, something i should mention, shitbag has liked me FOR YEARS. like in between getting back w his ex (all three times), he has liked me. (we also 'dated' in 6th grade LMFAOOOOOO) even when we werent as close of friends as we were during our situationship. i even accidentally went on a date with him last year. (i asked him to get me a drink while he was going out for lunch and he told me to just come with him and he ended up paying for my drink (it was like 8 bucks) and not even getting something for himself and insisted on trying it so we indirectly kissed).

i have a lot to say about this situation lowk

'okay, so listen carefully, ‘cause us girls as a community can not, will not, and will NEVER lose another girly to the ugly m*le gender again… doesn’t matter how well he treated you in that moment, if he spoke to his ex during ur situationship, he never treated you well. he was treating himself instead 🤨 and i mean that in the nicest way possible!'

unfortunately you may be right (but i unfortunately love red flags and job security and he's commited to one of the best schools in the country 💔)

'YOU DODGED A BULLET THO 😭 LIKE THIS SHOWED YOU HIS TRUE COLOURS, LIKE IF THAT’S HOW HE BEHAVES IN ANY SCENARIO, HE’S NOT WORTH ANY GIRL’S (WITH SELF RESPECT) TIME 😟'

LMAO U RIGHT U RIGHT

'leave him it in 2024 😋'

I'M TRYINGGGGGGG

'i mean i entered tt and saw everyone going back to the 2020 anime pfps and ofc i had to join innnn 😫'

STOP OMG I SAW THAT TOOOOOOOO! i want to join in but my main tiktok is followed by too many irls for me to do it...

'i’m feeling homesick for 2020, and any time i check the date and it says we’re FIVE years past that, i wanna throw up 🤧'

STOP SAME. I WAS AT MY HAPPIEST THEN LMAO

'and that is literally NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL. in fact, i encourage it, and i look forward to it 😇🫶🏽'

lets kiss pls

'I’VE ALSO SEEN SO MANY TUMBLR USERS EXPLAINING THEIR USERS THE SAME WAY YOU DID HAHAA'

LMFAOOO ITS A VERY COMMON WAY TO FIND A USERNAME! also. question for u, ml. when ur username says 'tojiscrack' do u mean like toji being funny, toji's c0c@ine, or toji's asscrack. this is a very important question that needs to be answered.

'today i got a late christmas present from my friend’s mum (fuzzy socks and a set of makeup brushes)'

AWWW YAY! i love fuzzy socks lowk.

'sorry this was responded to quite late seoups!'

POOKIE DON'T WORRRRYYY

also call me kay pookie bear

also i love going to the library it's so fun

ALSO SITUATIONSHIPS ARE TERRIBLE I DONT RECCOMEND THEM AT ALL. HOLY SHIT.

BYE POOKIE BEAR

wait while i was ending this, he texted me again (i responded to him saying 'as if' and then he said 'give me the deets and ill be there' and then i said 'not after this')

see now the context for THIS was that i invited him and like 4 other guys to my bday party, 2/4 said they couldn't go. one guy from my hr said he could and so did my neighbor and and then shitbag couldn't go because he was taking his ACT like 8 hours away LMAO

okay actually bye this time

‘omg when's our wedding?? i am down for dual citizenship’ — 😳‼️

the amount of ppl that have demanded i marry them on here 😋 i’m hot commodity clearly *debby ryan face*

LMAO I’M JK, ily all <33

‘I HAVE TRIED IT... I HAD IT IN LONDON QUEEN....’ — it’s good tho, right? like you seem sceptical but it’s not BAD 😫

‘ummmmmm..... shore..... desi breakfast on top but whatever u say queen’ — i’ve never tried a desi breakfast ☹️ but i don’t doubt that it tastes great! it looks really good too 👀

‘omg im a month older than u’ — ssshh 🤫 no one needs to know about that

‘ANY QUESTIONS U HAVE LITERALLY JUST ASK ME’ — DON’T BE SURPRISED WHEN I SLIDE INTO UR DMS INTERROGATING YOU ABOUT THE AMERICAN GRADING SYSTEM 😫🫶🏽

also when i had shin ramen, i made it the same way you did but with kewpie mayo and it was soupie and not thick like buldak, but i just don’t think shin ramen is for me 😭 not hating tho! i’ll stick to buldak 🥴

also that text is annoying me, sorry :/

“sHuT uP yOu KnOw I aM” — ok but we also know that kay comes into my inbox every other day to chat shit about you 🌝

sorry i’m growing a real sense of disgust for this thing, send it back to jupiter pls 😐

‘now when you ask me why i still text him, i will say, i do not have an answer’ — HAHA I WAS GONNA ASK 😭

me personally, i think you should cut him off completely 😬 block button is free + he has a gf so i think just out of respect for that (even if he himself doesn’t respect that) you should do ur part by untangling urself from any of that 🫡

‘WAIT LET ME GIVE U THIS STORYTIME BC I'M 80% SURE I DIDNT TELL U IT YET’ — MHM GO AHEAD

shitbag is a good name, shitbag 👽!!!

‘but then as i'm typing in the song name, he gets two texts from his ex gf literally saying where she was at that exact moment’ — hm 🌝

idk if you’re intending to make me dislike him, but i really don’t like him. like, at all. HOW IS HE EVEN PULLING YOU AND THAT OTHER GIRL?? 😭

‘and then i just play the song and give him his phone back in like relative silence for the rest of the car ride, just talking to my friends’ — this tells me enough. BLOCK BLOCK BLOCKKKK, start ur life anew (without him) and let him wonder how his life would’ve been sm better with you in it if he had treated you right and been a better person 😋

‘shitbag has liked me FOR YEARS’ — that’s more of a reason to leave him behind 😭 like if this is how you behave with a girl you like, i’d hate to see how you’d behave with a girl you DON’T like 💀

‘unfortunately you may be right’ — i’m always right. my girls irl have the best lives AFTER their situationships ‘cause of me (and i’ve never had to deal with any of that bs HAHA 😭). i sound cocky about it, and that’s ‘cause i absolutely am LOOOL

‘but i unfortunately love red flags and job security and he's commited to one of the best schools in the country 💔’ — 1. unfortunately there’s nothing u can do if u like red flags, however, you should never rely on a man for his money, being financially dependent is a necessity. 2. HE HAS A GF 😭 that’s enough reason for you to walk the other way and not look back

‘STOP OMG I SAW THAT TO0000000! i want to join in but my main tiktok is followed by too many irls for me to do it..’ — and what about it? 😟 the world won’t end ‘cause you chose to change ur pfp. everyone’s too busy caring about themselves to do anything about it :)

‘let’s kiss pls’ — not until you wipe ur mouth from that indirect kiss from that THING you call a man 😐

‘do u mean like toji being funny, toji's cOc@ine, or toji's asscrack. this is a very important question that needs to be answered’ — omg the bum crack ofc. i’ve never vaped, smoked, done drugs, drank, etc (and i don’t plan on it) so like, yeah, never tojis c0c@ine. tojis bumcrack ‘cause i find that hilarious HAHAHA 😭😭

‘also call me kay pookie bear’ — an anon made fun of me for calling everyone by their users but i had to make it clear that ppl have to specifically TELL me to use their actual names otherwise i just won’t 💀 hellooo kay :) (that’s a cute name aww)

‘ALSO SITUATIONSHIPS ARE TERRIBLE I DONT RECOMMEND THEM AT ALL’ — noted 😟

‘wait while i was ending this he texted me again’ — 😐

i was smiling at the ‘bye pookie bear’ ‘cause we’re exchanging cute nicknames but then he’s come back to ruin it :/

DO NOT INVITE HIM TO UR PARTY 🌝

k ily bye <333

[ego-tistical-prick]

Something v funny about markiplier going “this is my self insert/blorbo he is a bisexual fruity little timelord serial killer who takes reality as a suggestion and doesn’t have any awareness of his own actions and likes disco. He is just a funky little dude who vibes and gets bitches he’s your dream man” and then when anyone mentions dark its “oh yeah that emo shitbag”

[aspiringxfires]

should u fight fall out boy?

patrick: looks like a sweet cinnamon roll, but have u seen that fucker fight? he's angry. he's got The Anger. yer makin a mistake, buddyboy. don't fight patrick.

pete: why would u want to fight this man? look at his smile. look at his eyes. look at his 2 beautiful children. why do u hate urself? don't fight pete.

joe: this is just a dad tryna make his way through life. bad back. prolly won't put up much of a fight. i mean like go for it if u want but its prolly gonna be more sad than satisfying. fight joe, i guess.

andy: are u outta ur damn mind.

[corpus-incorporated]

I kinda hate how important p!atd was to my Teen Emo Phase cuz now I’m super sentimental about all the music while also knowing brendon urie is a shitbag