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ask-site-61 · 7 months

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CHARACTERS -

Co-Site Director Benjamin Oliver Walker - Co-Site Director, (Wise-)Bright's Husband, Founder of The Library, Head of Pedology, but most importantly: good boy extraordinaire and D-9341 variant.

Dr. Jack Bright (Wise) - Holy fuck there's so much to say about him. Chaos incarnate.

Assistant Researcher Emily Ross - Died in The 2012 Catastrophe.. wonder how she's back. (SCP-061-ICE)

Pontos Doe - Himbo intern who's into greek mythology.

Dr. Wilhem Cure - Site Head of Medicine… probably the only LITERAL doctor on-site.

Agent Ulgrin - KYS'd after 2012 Catastrophe. Got SCP-061-ICE'd (trust me you'll see what it is in time.)

Researcher Penelope Normelle - Literally the most normal person here.

Site Director Bjärk Jakobssons - Quick to snap, jeez louise. Can teleport and is omnipotent across the Site.

George Olkassen - Class-D. Everyone calls him Georgie though. Cool kid wannabe.

Electra Macbeth - Longest-running Class-D. Seriously. How is she STILL alive.

Cookie - Nickname for one of the trans characters!! :3

Dr. Alto Clef (Wise) - Oh what a fucking asshole. Seriously. Only showing up when it entertains him. Might be fucking Maynard.

Dr. Akihito Saku - The Foundation's lovable "Head of Safe Classed Objects"; always the goofball.

Dr. Hartwell Artz - The Foundation's controversial "Head of Euclid Classed Objects"; he's better safe than sorry.

Dr. Amberlynn Rhodes - Th Foundation's rather enigmatic "Head of Keter Classed Objects"; it purported she's resistant against kill agents. Basically the middle ground of Saku and Artz. Not gonna snap at you for pressing a button, but still takes her work seriously.

Senior Researcher Thomas Rivbacht - Jeez.. uh… well, he doesn't take care of himself.. at all… he really should. He uh.. misses his family and is extremely depressive. Reclusive, too.

Dr. George Maynard - Mastermind of The 2013 Catastrophe. Forgiven, but scrutinized. Pale white skin since The Chaos Insurgency revived him utilizing a spliced variant of SCP-049's Touch.

Dr. Jack Bright (Emo) - I CHIME IN!! HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF.. CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR, NO???

Head Nelson Van Martins - The GOC's Icelandic Head. He lied. He's 16, not 18. Either way, he's here now and ready to stay.

Operative Roxxane Sparkes - Another trnas character!! This one being a member of Site Guard who's easily distracted. ^^

Researcher Carly Rosè Colbert - Espionage for The French Government; truly, The French must be stopped.

Researcher Stella Gospelle - The name says it all; "EVERYBODY LOVES STELLLLAAHHHH!"; drama queen and gossip bitch. She will ruin your life.

Site Head of Ethics, Jessica Parish - One of three. The enigmatic Parish Family. Anyways, besides often being mistaken for a bimbo, she's actually quite fierce and once threatened to rip the throat of Darvann out.

Junior Researcher Alexander Grimmes - "Foundation Head of Neutralized Objects"; but more over, attention-seeking extravagant.

Dr. Michelin Frances - Huh. For "Foundation Head of Thaumiel" objects, he speaks formally, maybe a bit posh, but he isn't god awful!

Dr. Amelia Polynaut - What the fuck is going on with "Foundation Head of Apollyon" objects over here?? Bitch is fucking shattered across time and space, apparently.

Chaos - Agent #080 deployed in Nálægt, Iceland for Site-61 raids. Variant of D-9341. LITERALLY Chaos Incarnate.

Dr. Simon Glass (Wise) - Moral, upright and somewhat skittish. At least his head's in the right place, as is his heart!

Dr. Stelle Shamrock Saraden - A humanoid drone bee! He has trauma to unpack, but first, he has to unpack YOURS! :D

Agent Steve Eastside - of the Eastside channel, probably cool in the head but quick to rage.

Senior Researcher Gemini D. Shirks - or just "Shirks", based off of SCPReadings, though, I suppose I could've also just done Dr. Goods. Either way, very hip! The Researcher all the interns wanna work for since he's just chill like that.

Reseacher James Talloran (Wise) - KILL HIM AG- huh? What. Oh. Oh. Okay. No, no he's fine. Yeah. Uh. 3999's still dead. Thank god for SCP-061-ICE.

Dr. Elias Shaw (Wise) - The Foundation's SCP-963-2.. it worked but.. his mind's being fractured each time he dies.

Dr. Charles Gears (Wise) - Now this is one I haven't actually done. He's monotonous, robotic, downright cold. Anyways, stop observing SCP-914 every waking second of your.. existence? …please?

Dr. Ellis Gill Iceberg (Wise) - Well… at least now he WANTS to be alive… FUCK HE'Z THROWING MOLOTOVS AGAIN

Eve - Yes, as in THE Biblical Eve. She's an MTF Agent now. Who knew she was a bad bitch?

Dr. Agatha Rights (Wise) - Femme fatale… and actually pretty funny. Get past the slut accusations and she's basically an auntie.

Dr. Mary-Ann Walker - Hey! Walker's Aunt— GAH!! WHO'S ALSO SCP-1938-J— MARYNODON'TCLICKTHATKINK GODDAMNIT

Dr. Evans Harper - "You'd better keep your mouth shut, seal yourself lip from lip, else I'll get to cram a mouthful in~!"; loonie. He has flowers growing on him, so pretty, but a loonie.

Agent Convit - STOP FUCKING JACKING OFF IN THE CAFETERIA MAN

General Dravi Kondraki, Junior Researcher Riseo, Dr. Benjamin Kondraki - Are all here too, but I haven't done them yet…

General Patrick Philia - "…ew. Bitch, bitch! DISGUST— DISGUSTING!" (Trust me. No.)

Persons of Interest up for questioning:

Dr. Wondertainment (Wise) - STOP FUCKING TALKING FOR FIVE SECONDS

Liddy Doves, of Doves and Co. Inc. - AND STOP MAKING PRODUCTS THAT MAKE PEOPLE HORNY!!!

Charles Fernando Walker - AND… okay, well, you're fine. You just have to figure out that "Bronze-and-Jade" amulet's SCP-963-3.

SCPs up for questioning:

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-131 - Eyepods

SCP-035 - Possessive Mask

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

SCP-096 - Shy Guy

SCP-352 - Baba Yaga

SCP-106 - The Old Man

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

SCP-079 - Old AI

D-9341 - Respawning Test Subject

SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

THIS LIST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE. CHECK BACK WHENEVER, THERE WILL BE MORE. :)

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levforfakes · 1 year

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ok I'll start with percy, i like it when people have their original names so he'll have the nickname percy but be called like perses or smth more fem. she's got like a wavy sort of shoulder length hair? im thinking of book percy, so like she always puttingn her hair through it and pushing it to one side and shit, yk?

ok annabeth. idfk what kind of name, maybe like asher or smth, though not sure if that fits his vibe, im trying to go with names that start with the same letter so maybe like alexander. he definitely doesn't have like a really neat haircut, its like fluffy and frizzy and and messy and he never cuts it, im thinking sort of like magnus, since yk they're cousins.

next one is grover. her name's grace, her bf juniper calls her gracie. she's got body hair. shes half goat. shes got big fluffy hair, like shoulder blade length, and she'd wear smth like short skirts and long sleeve pretty shirts. and i think she wears it in braids or smth with flowers in it from junipers tree.

luke: luke's name is luka. she's still got short hair, sort of masc and def gels it, idk just feels like her vibe. she likes wearing pretty dresses like prom dresses and switches them off with tuxs and stuff.

ok jason now. i think jasons name would be Jay, like just the nickname, maybe she never learned her name when her mom left her idk. but she has a wolfcut, im obsessed with wolfcut jason either way so yk. (friend told me she prolly couldnt cut her hair during her time in new rome, so she had the most atrocious high pony tails and buns)

piper: i think piper is gender neutral so, it works. leo and jay still call him pipes and beauty queen and stuff. he's got long pretty hair that he always, i mean, always wears down. he likes wearing flowerey shirts and baggy pants. like a small shirt big pants kinda guy.

leo: my fav. leo's name is like león or leóna. but again, still goes by leo. shes got like a chin length cut, curly and shit. she wears her regular shit, dirty fucking clothes, but shes likes it when piper does her makeup (rly well bc piper's dad was hollywood shit). especially red lips and smoky eyes.

hazel: still hazel i think. honestly im so bad with names despite loving to come up with them. i would say hudson maybe? old fashioned and pretty. He's got the same hair, long and pretty, and he likes locks and likes having them with pretty hair rings with crystals on them (not sure if thats what you call them). he puts them up in big braids and ponytails.

frank: frances ig? i dont really like it but cant come up with something else. i think she still has a buzzcut, with her mom being military and all. she wears the same stuff and is still buff and fat and shes got broad shoulders and i love her sm.

reyna: honestly i think ryan would suck for him so like i found reina as a masc name, so... idc if yall dont like it. i do. so. he's got a shorter more military cut, like what that main percy fanart is? love him as well. they're honestly so similar.

clarisse: changed to clarice. with choppy oily and also dry hair at the same time. its like a bit past his shoulders but not very clearly because its so choppy. he always wears a bandanna too.

selena: adding her bc i love her. selenus maybe? going with greek inspired names but you all can give me ideas, so. i think he's got very nice hair, very smooth, very silky. cant decide if its long and he braids it like a pretentious bitch or he has it like a weird little anime boy. like the basic shiny shit, with bangs.

beckendorf: though his name is charlie. i think it would be charlotte obvs. she's got shoulder length braids because working in the forge is better when your hair is short. shes still buff again, still percy's bisexual awakening.

nico: don't know how i forgot him. niccolà. she has pretty short hair, only a little emo, i think she's got a strip of it dyed blonde that switches between bright neon colors and j blonde depending on the mood. will does it for her.

will: willa, or willow. so pretty. she always has it in a bun because she's a medic and you cant get hair in your face when youre doing a surgery. nicco def calls her willoughby. she also has bangs but pins it out of her face with bobby pins or shiny girly hair clips. sanrio hairclips. nicco uses them too. bc theyre girlfriends.

coach hedge: still coach hedge. but maybe hester bc i like it. same hair, basically j hedge but butch

chiron: legally cant sjow boobs but totally would bc centaut things. same name. long ponytail shes got greys and mr d fucking loves them. forced to put it in pigtails with the party ponies. french braids too.

last but least sally: sal. is still aspiring writer, still has a ponytail. he still is a heartthrob at his candy shop. not balding because hes a god jk but not rly. his hair is also greying both in a sexy way, like middleage dilf kinda thing.

i'll reblog with the gods and others i forgot.

@genderbenduniverse

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inc0rrectmyths · 1 year

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For the ask game

Medea: most underappreciated ancient figure?

Clytemnestra: who would you go back in time for, just to slap them in the face (possibly with a man-slaying axe)?

Alexander the Great: what ancient figure do you identify with (most)?

Dionysus: tragedy or comedy?

Socrates: why would ancient Rome/Greece have cancelled you?

Medea:

Literally any king of the Pallava dynasty (India)

Clytemnestra:

Julius Caesar hehe (hate that bitch)

Alexander the Great:

Mr. The Great himself. I think I'm an overachiever just like him and end up not being able to enjoy small things in life. And I drink a lot- might as well pass away at 32..

Dionysus:

I'm emo so i live for tragedies but comedies are something that help me come out of my daily mental breakdowns so i guess both.

Socrates:

Already answered it bestie!

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ask-chubby-hamilton-hs-au · 6 months

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“Hey, you’re that one kid that… uh, nevermind. Anyways, do you know anything about John Laurens? I hear he hangs out with you… I’m just asking for a friend,” She says, running a hand through her curls. She almost mentions something about Alexander before realizing that she really doesn’t desire getting punched today. She glances around to see if anyone saw her taking to Alexander. She’s one of the more popular kids.*

|this is @mreynolds-hs-ask-blog|

Alexander looked over, his eyes narrowing.

"what do you wanna know about him for?"

He looked her up and down, she was kinda hot.

He had seen her before, and she was eliza's cousin so he saw her around the Schuylers as well.

He didn't really have interest in talking to her, like he did with most people, but since she walked up he had to make conversation.

#emo bitch (alexander)#The girl in red (Maria)#chaos squad in highschool #chubby hamilton #✨young chaos squad✨#hs chaos squad #hamilton

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lordelmelloi2 · 3 years

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“– But Archer, let’s drink first and leave the business of battle till later.”

“Sure, unless you don’t think much of the wine I brought at all.”

“Nonsense, how can I bear to not drink such delicious liquor?”

At this moment, Saber could no longer tell if Archer and Rider were friends or foe; she merely sat aside, looking at the two. After a short while, she finally opened her mouth towards Rider.

“King of Conquerors, since you’ve already admitted that the Holy Grail is owned by someone else, you’re still going to take it by force?”

“ – Huh? Obviously. My belief is ‘conquest’… which is ‘taking’ and ‘invade’.”

Suppressing the anger in her heart, Saber continued to ask:

“Then why do you want the Holy Grail?”

Unexpectedly, Rider smiled rather shyly. He replied after taking a sip of wine:

“I want to be human.”

nOOOONONONONNO! THIS IS THE LINE THAT MAKES ME THE MOST FUCKING EMO!!!! THIS IS IT!!!! I KEEP TELLING YOU BITCHES ISKANDAR HAD A VAGUE IDEA OF WHAT HE TRULY WANTED!!!!!! BUT HE KEEPS LATCHING IT BACK TO CONQUEST AND HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF BEING HUMAN EVEN THOUGH HE WANTS IT SO BADLY!!! HE UNDERTSANDS, BUT JUST NOT CONSCIOUSLY. HE LITERALLY DOES IM GOING TO KILL EVERYBODY ON EARTH

It was such an unexpected answer. Even Waver yelled out, and then screamed almost hysterically.

“Owww, you! Could it be you still want to conquer this world – waaaa!”

After forcing his Master to quiet down with a finger flick, Rider shrugged his shoulders.

“Idiot, how can I conquer the world in one lifetime? Conquest is my dream, and I can only bequest this first step to the Holy Grail.”

I wanna 1) Kill somebody 2) Kill somebody 3) Kill somebody. It’s all about conquest with you. There are OTHER THINGS IN LIFE!!! THERE ARE OTHER WAYS. TO. DO . THINGS. TO . EXPERIENCE. LIFE. OTHER CULTURES. EXISTING. GOD !!! YOU SON OF A BITCH

“Mongrel… you’re challenging me with such a silly wish?”

Even Archer was helpless with this, but Rider became more serious and continued:

“Say, even when we appear in the current era due to prana, we are still Servants at the end. We originally do not exist in this world – although it feels a bit ridiculous, but are you really satisfied with just that?”

“I’m not satisfied. I want to be reincarnated into this world, and live on as a human.”

“…”

Thinking back – Waver originally thought Rider’s stubbornness in refusing to exist in spiritual form, and insist in physical form, is an odd habit of his. Indeed, although Servants can talk, dress, and eat like humans, their true essences aren’t too far from ghosts.

BTW this is why he hires Gray. He correctly deduces that servants are akin to undead spirits, and he hires her so that she can help him during the 5th Grail War, which he intended to join. Hahaha so funny that he ended up adopting her basically instead within a month and a half

“Why… do you want a body so much?”

“Because that is the cornerstone of ‘conquest’.”

Alexander muttered as he stared at his own tightly clutched fist.

“Possessing a body, marching out towards the ends of the earth, carrying out my conquest – that is truly my way of kingship. But right now I don’t have a body; that won’t do. Without a body nothing can start anew. I’m not afraid of anything much; I just feel that I must have a body of flesh and bone.”

As if diligently listening to Rider’s words, Archer just silently sipped his wine throughout this. Upon close inspection, one could discover he had a strange expression on his face at this moment, an expression different from his usual ones. It may be far-fetched to describe it as a smile, but compared to his usual sneer, this smile now encompassed a particularly sinister sheen.

“I’ve decided – Rider, I’ll kill you with my own hands.”

FUCK YOU!!! SHUT THE HELLLL UUUPPPPPPPP FUCK YOU GILGAMESH I HATE YOU

HOW CAN YOU HEAR ANY OF THAT AND NOT WANT TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN 😭😭😭😭 TO NOT WANT TO LET ISKANDAR BE HUMAN AGAIN? HE LITERALLY WANTS TO START OUT FROM SCRATCH AGAIN. AND TO BE POWERLESS. THE STAKES ARE SO HIGH WITH THAT. THIS IS THE 20TH CENTURY HERE BUT GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE? BUT THE POINT ISNT EVEN THAT!!!! ITS THAT LIVING IS A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE AND YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO DO IT AS A HUMAN!!! HOW CAN YOU SEE THAT AND NOT WANT TO GIVE THAT TO HIM!!!!!!!!! AAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM DEVELOPING THE SAME MENTAL ILLNESS AS WAVER RIGHT NOW ALL OVER AGAIN.

Iskandar would be so much better suited as a revolutionary it wouldn’t even be fucking funny. Can you see the drive of this absolute unit. Suppose you could convince him to fight for something good, non-selfishly. I think you could seriously win a liberatory war with him. hold on I think I’m literally entering Waver’s “I could fix him” attitude with him right now I need to stop

#rose rereads fzln

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khaleesiofalicante · 3 years

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Saya berhasil di sini! Aku tahu, aku juga heran. Saya harap Anda mendapatkan istirahat yang layak Anda dapatkan dan minum teh💙

As the social anxious person I am, I read this on the party😂 Dont worry, I danced a couple of times, but I was in a table with my sister, her boyfriend and my two cousins with 4 and 10 years of difference with me, and we don't really have a good relationship... Also they were just discussing their love lives and telling the dirtiest jokes that I was trying not to die laughing😂😂)

Anyway, I really will try to keep this short bc I love him so much and every single thing here made me love and laugh and jdhsjsus

He is finally at peace in Edom!!!! I stan.

Alec staying up until Max's cries and comforting him is the softest shit EVER💙💙

Ragnor sitting in the throne and reading magazines😎😎 also he remembered his birthday!!! Jsjsjsk

I mean I get warlocks are wary of these changes. It makes total sense

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Lilith is a mood😎

Rest in peace, hot and sexy beard😔

The intimacy of that scene, just them in their couch and watching TV... 🥺💙

“How do you feel about shipping Max off to the Cayman Islands?” Shut up, you love him fjjdjdjsj

The way they cant stay away from their kids for much jdjsjsisjs love them

Rafe and Max already knowing😂

✨Mavid and Rosewood✨

Anjali really is something else💙💙

“I will not be tolerating Nemo slander!” Yeah dude!! Its a classic!!!

Game night is the best!!! Rosewood being competitive little shits and David being too good for this world jdjdjsj

Battle of the Consuls😂 and the teams omg

“Let’s destroy my beautiful family.” No one can do it like them

All the dirty jokes kill me, seriously. I'm in a table with my family I can't be laughing like this😂😂

Alec really said: We are going to flirt our way out of this one guys😏😎

I said it before and I'll say it again: They are just horny little shits!!!

“Evil hot people,” and "chaotic gayness" 😂You can’t deny the facts :)

Malec flirting even after 15 years is literally everything that is right in my life💙💙

I bet Alec would like that tattoo😏

All of them. Really. Just them eating cake and celebrating. I love that whole family so fucking much💙💙

“I don’t need a tattoo,” Magnus said again. “I’ll remember you. Forever. I promise.” 🥺🥺

I need Rafe to organize my parties

The both look FINE AS HELL

Poor Max😂 stuck between two in love idiots💙

“Yes. Yes, it feels real to me too.” “Then that’s all that matters,” Alec kissed him between the eyebrows. (Bro. Dude. Man. They are the cutest)

Of course Max suggested suits😂😂

YES THEY REALLY ARE A BUNCH OF HOT BITCHES

The fuck?!? they are ALL hot, badass BITCHES!!!

Cant blame David. With those looks, I also have a suit kink for everyone....

Yeah, no one can tell shit to them. They did worse... At least this is not hell, huh!!?!!

I could hack them all with that security😂

All of them>>>>>

ALEC ON LEATHER JACKET AND IN A MOTORBIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT??? (and he says he is not a dilf...)

“Do you trust me?” Alec asked, holding out a hand. Magnus took it in his hand and kissed the center of Alec’s palm. “With all my immortal heart.” 💙💙💙💙

Ok, I'm already home, so I'll just move quickly..

All of it. France. The ride. The landscape. Wow. I'm emo all over again jdjshsns

I'm really happy they discovered the power the seashells has and talked about it and about Max and Leviathan🥺 comunication wins again yall

Dvaid and Alec really be like: "I'm gonna love my inmortal partner so much and give him a chance to have someone else for forever even tho I'm their forever" and we STAN.

“You are my heart, Magnus Bane. I won’t let anything happen to it.” beautiful, beautiful parallels💜💙

YES HE IS HIS ALEXANDER!!!! And the fact he has always felt safe🥺🥺🥺

He really is a simp jdsjsjdbsos

Only Alec could throw a really powerful object like that smh 😂

This family I shit you not is fucking beautiful!!! And Max giving Magnus snow EXCUSE ME WHILE I LOVE THEM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

He didn’t dream FUCK YEAH. Thats so sexy😎 and more parallels👀

I could rant for 5 hours about how I loved this and love him forever and after, but I think you already know, because no one with some common sense can look at this man with anything but love and admiration💙💙💙

Moving on, its 4 a.m, I'm tired, a lil drunk and I look like a fucking zombie, so I think I'll get some rest and wake up at 1 p.m kdjdjdjsk

Aku akan pergi sekarang karena tubuhku memohon agar aku pergi tidur😂 Sampai jumpa!!

INDONESIAN 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Reading fanfiction (or just reading) at a party is the sexiest shit ever good for you bebe keep being sexy!!

I'm so glad you liked this one. Your live blogs always makes me smile (and grin wildly)

Socialising is fucking exhausting. So, I hope you get some good rest <3

#lbaf

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bebekyoda · 4 years

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Ragnarok (Netflix) : A Summary/Review of season 1

Okay so 5th season of Skam looks pretty dope, its Magnus Fossbakken y'all

they have THREE Skam actors and im here for it

PROTECT MAGNE SEIER AT ALL COSTS

apparently Vidar is a psychopath who has serious anger issues and can NOT keep his damn clothes on

what the fuck was that first episode eye--

Isolde didn't deserve this mistreatment

Fjor is hot.. until he wears that ugly ass jumpsuit

also he peed on Isolde's memorial so he can fuck off

he starts to grow in me like "oh so he's a good boi" but then i have flashbacks to the pee pee thing

i can only forgive him if he betrays that creep and psychos of a fAMiLy

at first i disliked Laurits but what he did at the 6th episode... we stan

im pretty sure he's Loki lmao

he's gonna be an emo icon i can feel it

also when he wore his mother's shirt.. y e s

i HATE Saxa oh my god that bitch needs to go

she's just like Vidar but has more sense

I'd like it if Fjor killed her.. please..

i don't like Turid she never listens to her children and is always thinking about herself

i don't support Gry being in a relationship with Fjor he deadass tried to kill her lmao GO KILL SAXA INSTEAD YOU DUMB FUCK

also even Fjor and Laurtis have more attraction to each other lol

honestly Ran could cut me with her cheekbones and jawline

there's no sexual or emotional tension between Isolde's dad and Turid whatsoever wtf Laurits

the dance scene.. was kinda wtf but also.. hot?? idk the way Laurits just joined Fjor and Saxa and danced like he's been practicing a choreo with them made me come up with some theories

and this theory definitely has a thing with Turid and Vidar's past

also that theory is one of the reasons why i think Laurits is probably Loki

THE VIEWS OMG

I WANT TO LIVE IN NORWAY

THE SCENERY IS JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

i love the atmosphere very much it's dark and rainy

also the soundtrack.. they have M83 which is awesome

i love how it started out with Magne being dyslexic like how Rick Riordan wrote in his series, i loved reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians so i had a little nostalgia lol

the way they are defending the environment, trying to get attention to that subject is just beautiful, it's not all about the Norse mythology

also why tf they keep calling Magne fat, he's not fat

MAGNE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS

i saw someone saying "so this is the Thor we get ew" FUCK OFF

im sorry Chris Hemsworth is not here

idc what y'all say mister David Alexander Sjøholt Stakston is beautiful --talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.

but his reflection on the mirror as Thor.. couldn't they at least find a wig???

he deserves better treatment i hate that the other kids are excluding him

i also hope Gry and him will be just friends i just can't picture them in a romantic relationship

omg i really like Iman bc she's befriending Magne uwu

i kinda feel like she knows.. you know?

THAT OLD LADY

i gotta admit the first scene was kinda cringy but okay lol

but that old lady.. damn.. creepy af

6 episodes was too short for me i need more

and i have some theories soo

thank god there's gonna be a season two

not gonna lie the whole thing feels like it's low budget but they did good on using their budget

and the whole season felt like a REALLY long pilot episode

but yea i love it i highly recommend it

btw it is slightly violent

also it's aesthetically pleasing like even if you don't like the plot you could just watch for that

k that's it i guess

bye

#ragnarok netflix #netflix #ragnarök #herman tommeraas #david stakston #norse mythology #skam #skam norway #skam og #skam original #ragnarok 2020 #magne seier #laurits seier #fjor jutul

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prizmpaws · 4 years

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locke kids masterlist

finally copying @twistedm0th n doin this, these are all gijinkas from a platinum soul link nuzlocke. feel free to send asks for/about them whenever. also if i ever reblog oc ask memes, its for these bitches

current team

jax (crobat) - he/him. my starter. all the e boy aesthetic but without the shitty personality that usually comes with it. shitty homophobic parents trauma meets protag-who-literally-died-that-one-time trauma. bi n trans

neptune (swampert) - he/him. funkie pirate boy!! cuts the sleeves off of all his shirts to show off his muscles.so dedicated to his pirate aesthetic that he kept the pegleg even though he could easily get like. an actual prosthetic. trans n pan

sheba (torterra) - he/him. detective man! dad friend and also an actual father. couldn’t feel fear before he met his soulmates n now hes a bit of an adrenaline junkie. Very Concerned For These Kids’ Wellbeing. gay

elizabeth (torkoal) - she/they. usually just goes by liz. one of the weed smoking girlfriends. frequent ren faire attendee and occasional cosplayer. not necessarily tiktok famous but shes definitely had many a tiktok go viral. trans lesbian

kreios (nidorino) - he/they. pastel goth. wears skirts all the time n everyone goes “wow smol bean breaking gender roles so cute 🥺🥺🥺” n hes like 😐. loves to do their soulmates’ makeup. constantly vibrating with righteous anger. bi

adelaide (sceptile) - she/her. usually goes by addie. newest team member. quite possibly single handedly keeping her local boba shop in business. huge fan of clown husbandry, buys clown dolls from thrift shops and pretties em up n gives em names and personalities n stuff. bi

the living

petunia (poliwrath) - she/her. about 8 years old n already buff as hell. constantly covered in cartoon band aids, only about half of which she actually needs. communes with the dead on ocassion.

dante (lileep) - he/they. mans just wants to farm his radishes but someone *cough cough* @/twistedm0th’s avian *cough cough* keeps stealing them. probably also helping keep that boba shop in business. bi

haileigh (horsea) - she/her. horse girl. genuinely feral. she will bite you.

cato (vibrava) - he/they. thinks hes hot shit (spoiler alert: hes not) unironically pulls out his acoustic guitar during a party and starts playing wonderwall. probably a film major. bi

bahram (metang) - they/hy/it. like 8 or 9. they have a funky cool steel arm that looks like an actual metang’s arm. honestly dont have much for hym but uh. its very cool n i hope i get to use it more someday :3

bingus (dragonair) - they/th3y/ey/xe/chaos/grr/voi/dra/ae/.exe/rawr/glitch/null/pix/beep/txt/vae/ze/bingus. bingus. loves glitchcore and scenecore. obnoxious and over the top and just unabashedly themself. TYP3Z L1K3 TH1Z!!1! th3y are the best and i love em so much. probably commits war crimes on occasion but like. yk. are xey a replacement neo? perhaps. queer

alex (sandshrew) - they/he/she. genderfluid spy, goes by different variations of alex (alexander, alexis, lexi, etc) dependent on gender and also as fake identities when doing spy shit. pan

analise (nincada) - she/her. Mom Friend. pls be kind to her she is trying her very best but she is At Her Limit at all times. covered in band aids, very vague about whether or not they're just for the aesthetic. lesbian

esmerelda (exeggutor) - she/they/he. chill as hell. has a third eye n one of those funky pairs of sunglasses w an extra lens on top. teases her friends but shed hold ur hair at a party n compliment u n trashtalk ur shitty bf who just broke up w u. *sips drink through pink glittery curly straw that says “pussy”*. bi

the deceased

holly (azumarill) - she/her. 8 years old. her death still has jax fucked up despite the fact that she's come to him multiple times as a ghost and told him to move on. Baby.

rin (scyther) - he/him. royal knight and one of june (@/twistedm0th)’s caretakers. very analytical, the way i write him is def inspired by quibli wof. gay n trans

ryan (relicanth) - he/him. big buff fish man. may or may not be an accomplice to many crimes but that does not matter please dont ask him about it. bi n trans

neo (dragonair) - she/her. speak no evil. vigilante justice ass bitch. forces corporations to be disability accessible. homestuck cosplayer. also a big penelope scott fan. bi

iggy (shellder) - she/her. mom friend. so kind. will adopt you without hesitation. gives the best hugs. just wants to enjoy her hot cocoa and go ice skating with her wife who may or may not be involved in crimes in peace. lesbian

sylvester (dewgong) - he/him. glorified theatre kid. wears almost exclusively floral button ups and top hats. most recent death. i miss him :(. bi

lillith (houndoom) - she/her. is a prep rather than being emo like most houndoom bc shes ✨ quirky ✨. soulmates with an old god and a jock and she loves them both very much. bi

#death ment #homophobia ment #trauma ment #drug ment #clown ment #ask to tag

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123abcdrawwithme · 5 years

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all spg albums poorly described by me bc i can

album one: steam man band: michael reed voice: GUYS HOLY HECK LOOKIT MY ROBOT FRIEMDS THEIR SO COOL OHMA G AD clockwork vaudeville: now when you say you bought yourself a pickle- sound of tomorrow: the jons audible lenny face as he says “in the nude” on top of the universe 2009 ver.: RABBIT FUCKED A TOASTER AND UPGRADE KILLED THE SPINE THE GIRLS ARE OFF THE SHITS on top of the universe 2011 ver.: alternate timeline where the jon and rabbit kill the spine and deny him ice cream i am not alone: poor one out for upgrades 1 (one) song, shes trying her best ice cream parade: i don’t even know where to begin with this one brass goggles: LOCAL ROBOS ARE FEELING EMO SO THEY HAVE A SING ALONG out in the rain: splish splash they was havin’ a bash electricity is in my soul: okay but whomst the hell is that electronic voice who sings the “la la’s”? serious question who tf is it???? steam man band reprise: michael reed voice: GUYS MY COOL ROBO FRIENDS ARE GETTING AN ENCORE HOLY HECKIE blind minstrel’s ballad: ominous captain albert alexander: listen,,,, he beat spider hulk in an arm wrestling match,,,, hes really cool,,,,,, the 2¢ show: steamboat shenanigans: some say they sang so hard they really did make it to the moon and across the stars ;) one-way ticket: CHU CHU I LOVE U ju ju magic: jonathan giraffe what tHE FUCK ARE YOU SINGING ABOUT HONEY? ARE YOU OKAY? me and my baby (saturday night): the spines a hopeless romantic and he loves to treat his girl and his siblings support him little birdie: jon makes friends with a bird or some shit idfk rex marksley: the spines a hopeless romantic and sings about his cowboy crush and his siblings support him automatonic electronic harmonics: they want to feel cool,, let them feel cool,, prelude to a dream: hey michael i thought you were supposed to be the human friend whats all this about not being a human being?? mike? m-mike?? make believe: FUCK SOCIETY, TRANS RIGHTS BITCHES *EPIC KAZOO SOLO* honeybee: ah yes that one song we won’t ever let them forget bc were all emo scary world: the morse code says spoopy the suspender man: rabbit voice: yeah theres this guys who sold his soul or whatever how fucked up was that, anyway i want to wear a dress :3c that’ll be the way home: THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL THAT’LL the ballad of lily: oh boi we about to have another character song on this album airheart: character song 2 electric boogaloo circuitry: y’all good? mk iii: curtain raiser: beebop voice: STEVETHY SOMEONES TRYING TO PLAY THE ALBUM steve voice: oh fuck steam powered giraffe: HEHE NAME DROP mecto amore: this is some rabbits in love again shit but with WHAMST hatch fever: hatchy is here and the album version does not capture how feral hatchworth performed this on stage a way into your heart: spg as a whole @ their fans: we love you all so much thank you for the support over the years :) <3 me through tears: bitch,,,,, <3 ghost grinder: rabbit and the boys on their way to the graveyard at 3 am to party with rabbits dead gf please explain: i stg everytime i hear hatchy sing “gum in my gears” i think he’s saying something else and i’m sure you can fill in the blank, but the thing that gets me is thats so on brand for him to say dsfdfg she said maybe: rabbit is just young old dumb and full of love these days isn’t she? go spine go: almost 6 minutes of hatchworth and rabbit being two year olds and poking fun at spine roller skate king: everyone sleeps on how good this song is wtf i’ll rust with you: me knowing full well this song is about rabbit outliving her gfs throughout the decades bc shes a robot: oh,, so thats why theres so many love songs by rabbit on this album,,, rabbit you good?? wired wrong: the spine you good?? fancy shoes: hATCHWORTH YOU GOOD??? steam powered giraffe reprise: we interrupt your regularly scheduled robot angst hours with that good weeb shit™ turn back the clock: okay back the robot angst bleak horizon: our lovelys saying goodbye saying they’ll be back to bring smiles on our faces soon as we close out to some ominous as fuck shit teasing vice quadrant the vice quadrant: the vice does tight: okay so the vice quadrants fucked up and the robots are very concerned by this on a crescendo: ominous foreshadowing thats so ominous i had to look up what this song meant lore wise bc i just thought it was the robots just dancing and having fun steamjunk: my dear sweet honey darling is traveling through space and I’M WORRIED ABOUT HIM starburner: low-key robo angst bc their worried about their souls being damned or some shit but its cute progress and technology: david YOUR RANGE wink the satellite: wink voice: YOU WAS MY BABY MY FUCKIN CINNAMON APPLE burning in the stratosphere: oh fire fire: this is the most haunting shit i have no joke for this sky sharks: hoo boi the sky sharks certainly won’t be killing us all today, but climate change sure will daughter of space: PREBBY SPACE GODDESS HNNNGNNGNG star valley night: honeys you know you can just wait for it to be night time right? then you can go play in the star valley at night- commander cosmo: BITCH YOU GOOD? where is everyone?: THERE SHE IS MY BABY gg the giraffe: MY DARLIIIIINNGGG SING IT HONEY the pulls: wink my darling y’all ok? soliton: corpse man and space goddess sing a really nerdy analogy about love and its gorgeous where i left you: wink seriously are you okay? over the moon: rabbits just done but shes gotta sing it and go all out with how done she is bc shes extra it’s cosmic: is the “alright!” rav?? also is this love song supposed to represent them causing more fuckshit and destroying the universe and just not realizing it bc their in love?? idfk man it bops hold me: whether from the perspective of holly or rabbit i weep openly at this song the speed of light: david: this is where the astronaut turns evil won’t tell you why tho ;) literally every lore buff: *listens to this song and tries to theorize wtf happened* rav to the rescue: local green space twink rescues his space bf more at 11 starlight starshine: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the space giant: three steampunk robots fight a giant starbaby in guitar hero to save a satellites crush; a planet thats a huge apple i have zero jokes for this is already too absurd oh no: oh OH OH? O H. OOOH OH??????????? o h... oh no.... necrostar: evil pissrock possessed evil dead guy and is ready to cause fuckshit while the robots sing about how scared they are at the end super space blaster centi-asteroid invaderpedes 2: cute interactions with the robots! i hate this title tho whale song: wholesome shit to distract you from all the lore and foreshadowing at the end Music from steamworld heist: automatonic electronic harmonics, on top of the universe, electricity is is my soul, honeybee, and brass goggles: me minding my own business playing steamworld heist: *walks into a bar where spine rabbit and hatchworth are performing one of these songs* me: HOOOOOGH heist ho!: yeah thats piper for ya starscrap: hi i’m in love for rabbit? prepare for boarding: GET IN BITCHES WE’RE GONNA OVER THROW THE PATRIARCHY the red queen: capitalism? demolished. what we need are some heros: the spine projecting his love for cowboys onto the player characters the vast frontier: hatchworth: I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME the stars: they made it lads they made it over the moon and across the stars.... also how’d they keep singing for that long aren’t they tired? quintessential: malfunction: wow i can’t believe spg ended transphobia i don’t have a name for it: love? i guess??gd fgdsghfdg blue portals: the idea of hatchworth going through the blue portals when i know they’re made out of blue matter is terrifying overdrive: they want to seem cool please play along and pretend their green screen work is cool the ballad of delilah morreo: this came right the fuck out of nowhere but fuck its here now and its fantastic love world of love: wonder what other balboa park songs they’ll bring back, like never gonna give you up :) only human: i’d die for you hatchy salgexicon: they deadass wrote a song about their dnd campaign sleep evil sleep: i guess we’re all evil BC WE KEEPING SLEEPING ON HOW GOOD THIS SONG IS TOO photographic memories: walter worker chelsea? come get ur mans- leopold expeditus: hatchworth: hey guys checkout my fursona dream machine: this song keeps me up at night with the endING I JUST WANT RABBIT TO BE HAPPY AND ARTSY BUT THE WAY IT ENDED WITH THE VICE QUADRANT RELATED TEASER MAKES ME THINK RABBIT PICKED UP A SATELLITE FREQUENCY FROM WINK ABOUT HOW NECROSTAR WILL KILL RAV IN THE FUTURE DEADASS I’M NERVOUS WHAT HAPPENED

#steam powered giraffe #spg #this took forever please just take it #not art

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blackandblue13 · 4 years

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things william schuester should have been arrested for (season one):

01.01 - pilot

existing

teaching spanish

taking over glee club

not wearing a shirt

putting mayo on terri’s sandwich

framing finn for having weed and then blackmailing him into joining glee club

“accounting is sexy”

01.02 - showmance

getting a license plate that says “glee”

thinking that “freak out” is a good song for glee club

rapping

making emma so sad that she locked herself in her car to cry while listening to sad music in the pouring rain

“everyone loves disco”

being shirtless again

trying to “cure” emma of her ocd

apparently not knowing how to count to ten bc that was Not ten seconds

giving rachel’s “don’t stop believin” solo to quinn

01.03 - acafellas

being a bad choreographer

thinking that starting a hip-hop a cappella group in his living room is a good idea

being shirtless again?

abandoning glee club for acafellas

rapping again

not tying his bowtie

01.04 - preggers

breathing

not understanding birth

not being tough

intruding on ken and emma during lunch

saying that he’s one of rachel’s only fans

tried to teach football players how to dance

01.05 - the rhodes not taken

telling emma about quinn’s pregnancy without asking finn beforehand

bringing back april rhodes

01.06 - vitamin d

doing whatever fucking thing that was with his tongue

guys vs. gals competition (sexism)

tossing a baseball between his hands?

“celebrity judge”

stressing out sue

designating emma as the “celebrity judge”

having to go to the bathroom while ken proposed to emma

that Look he gave emma towards the end of the episode? yeah i don’t like it

01.07 - throwdown

looking like a crazy person

that vein on his neck

punching sue on the arm

threatened to destroy sue

has curly hair (makes it hard for sue to trust him)

bad at teaching spanish

touched sue on the arm even after she threatened a lawsuit

licking his lips

trying to dance

was mean to sue (even tho she was mean to him too)

“because you’re all minorities. you are in the glee club”

01.08 - mash-up

“bust a move” is one of his favorite songs

unbuttoned his shirt in a public high school (he had a t-shirt on underneath but it was still gross)

more rapping

sang sex lines that seemed to be directed towards the cheerios

danced?

annoyed kurt with his dancing

wearing sunglasses indoors

he put the shirt back on but he didn’t button it up and his t-shirt underneath is a v-neck and i can see his chest hair that’s disgusting

is he rapping again? twice in one episode??

he cannot dance and yet he is “dancing” around emma and he’s singing ken’s favorite song this is completely inappropriate

tripped on emma’s wedding dress train when he was trying to dance

danced in the middle of a wedding dress store

smiled at emma

01.09 - wheels

bad at spying

01.10 - ballad

sang “endless love” with rachel

caused suzy pepper to eat a really hot pepper and burn a hole in her esophagus and enter a 3-day medically-induced coma

01.11 - hairography

drinking milk

wrong about sue’s interest in glee club

“here’s the problem with sue sylvester” wrong, there is no problem

step ball change

he gave rachel a Look during the jane addams school’s performance of “bootylicious”

tried to be intimate with his wife

hairography

01.12 - mattress

blocked terri from seeing the tv

was out of line with emma

the entire interaction with terri scares me every time. it wasn’t a healthy relationship for either of them, but he was still way too aggressive when he confronted terri

used a mattress (although he didn’t know he wasn’t supposed to use it)

used the phrase “gussied up”

01.13 - sectionals

talked over emma

01.14 - hell-o

mentioned alexander graham bell (who was, in fact, a bitch)

looking at emma like that (omfg gross)

“i could just lean over and kiss you if i want to. and i want to” shut the fuck up

sang over neil diamond

cheated on emma with shelby

associated the same song (”hello” by neil diamond) with two different gals (terri and emma)

made emma cry again (count: 2)

01.15 - the power of madonna

being a man

stole madonna from sue

had too much margarine in his hair

insulted sue

wore a v-neck

01.16 - home

wore another v-neck (gross)

01.17 - bad reputation

his shirt too many unbuttoned buttons

“performed” “ice ice baby” (if you would call that a performance)

he rapped, he danced, he got the rest of the glee club to do the “ice ice baby” backup and they danced with him. these poor students. they don’t deserve this.

is a slut

isn’t good enough for emma

man-whore

thought he could make it up to emma with flowers and a sad apology well sucks for you william but she’s too good for you

01.19 - dream on

too much unbuttoned

sang aerosmith for a “les miz” audition

audition outfit straight out of a 90′s boyband

got the lead in “les miz”

insulted bryan ryan and made him want to punch will in the face

01.20 - theatricality

doesn’t think vampires are real

made out with rachel’s mom (not in this episode, but i knew he was thinking about it when mercedes told the new directions about shelby)

too much unbuttoned

he mimed the string instruments when the boys were singing “beth”

didn’t have an actual lesson in mind

touched tina’s shoulder yuck

slow clap

01.21 - funk

broke sue’s trophy

the way he looked at terri during the whole divorce-signing scene? disgusting

creeped santana out

suggested that the new directions prank vocal adrenaline in retaliation

then called it a “harmless prank” when puck and finn slashed the range rover tires of vocal adrenaline

“we are gonna get funked up”

“~funky town~”

zoned out when rachel was talking about jessie breaking her heart

hitting on sue

wasted two minutes of sue’s time

will: you ain’t got / me: *mutes the volume*

this entire number jesus fucking christ i can’t look at the screen i can’t go into detail or else i’ll be scarred for life

why is he seducing sue

he took his jacket off put that thing back on this instant william

not another v-neck

he enunciated way too much and got way too close to sue’s face

made sue think she had romantic feelings for him

got sue flowers and appletini carbogel things

said he and sue had chemistry

“the only thing i want is sue”

touched sue’s hair

asked her out to dinner

“you know what wednesday is right? hump day”

that fucking look yuck

led her on and stood her up

another unnecessary v-neck

caused sue to pull out of nationals

went to sue’s house

wouldn’t let the glee guys beat up jessie and the rest of vocal adrenaline

touched rachel’s phone (babe you gotta boil that)

he only has two buttons on his shirt and both of them are undone

licked his lips

almost kissed sue

his breath stinks of mediocrity

01.22 - journey to regionals

his hair looks like a briar patch

invited the new directions to his house? is that legal??

stopped his car in the middle of the road

and cried

said that glee club sucked (nine months ago) (when there were only five of them)

got emo

almost became an accountant

~journey medley~

made fun of finn’s dancing

his offstage dancing sucks

kissed emma

made sue sad

hugged rachel

touched her shoulders

played the ukulele

way too much unbuttoned. you’re in a school, william

#baneet watches glee

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ourloveisforthelovely · 5 years

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Desires 9

A/n: slight smut RPF

Link to Chapter 8

Words: 3,753

Pairings: Richard Speight Jr x Reader

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The moment that Charlee said “dada” Richard’s mouth dropped. You turned to Rob silently thanking him for hopping that plane like a mad man. Richard quickly walked over to you taking Charlee away. You meanwhile to Rob while Richard tried to con Charlee into saying dada one more time.

“You know this means the world to him.”

You said with a smile. Rob nodded.

“I didn’t want either of you to hear about it over facetime. So are you two all good?”

You held up the hand that had your engagement ring on it. Rob looked relieved.

“Thank god! Emo Richard isn’t a fun person to deal with.”

“I heard that”

Richard said shooting his friend a look. Rob smiled cheekily.

“You know it's true.”

Rob said with a smirk.

Later that night you lay in bed with Charlee while Richard was talking to Rob in the other room. Alexander wanted to stay up with Mackenzie on his own. You knew that your little sister would be lucky to make it through the night. Alexander needed alone time with his daughter.

“Enjoy some time with your fiance and baby.”

Alexander had said when you offered to stay up with Mackenzie. It broke your heart seeing the pain in Alexander’s eyes as he looked down at Charlee. He had missed so much of Mackenzie’s life it was painfully obvious he was regretting everything at the moment.

You smiled down at Charlee as she chewed on her stuffed lamby. She was blissfully unaware of everything that was going on around her. At the moment, all that she was concerned with was the teeth trying to break through. You ran your fingers through the baby’s hair.

“I think someone needs to get tired.”

Charlee looked up at you with a little grin.

“Mama no.”

You leaned down pressing a kiss to Charlee’s pudgy cheek as Richard walked in shutting the door behind him.

“Rich, we are in trouble?”

Richard turned around looking at you with wide eyes.

“What did we do now?”

You smirked.

“Charlee knows how to say no also.”

Richard winced.

“Yep, we are goners.”

Richard smiled as he watched your feeble attempts of getting the baby to go to sleep. Getting into bed so Charlee wouldn’t roll off; Richard reached over intertwining his hand with yours.

“Did Alexander say anything about Mackenzie?”

You nodded,

“He wanted to be alone with her tonight. He doesn't think she will make it tonight. Rich, I feel awful just laying here and not being in there”

Richard slowly pulled his hand away from yours. He stroking your head.

“I know, sugar but something about like this... let the man do what he wants. You need to relax too, darlin.”

You nodded, looking down at Charlee who had finally drifted off to sleep. Richard reached over turning the lamp off before the baby decided to wake up for another round.

“Let’s hope my voice doesn’t always put her to sleep. Lectures as a teenager will never fun when your dad’s voice puts you to sleep.”

Around 2 am, there was a knock on the door jarring you awake. You moaned looking over at the clock before gently shaking Richard’s shoulder.

“Honey, keep an eye on Charlee. I’ll be right back.”

Richard looked up with a frown before wrapping an arm around Charlee. You quickly got up pulling your sweatpants back on and going to the door. Alexander stood on the other side with a dark look on his face.

“Y/n”

Your heart immediately sank.

“Did it just happen?”

Alexander nodded.

“She passed peacefully. The funeral home will be here soon.”

You looked down unsure of what to say. Mackenzie was dying; you knew that. You didn't stop yourself from praying that she would pull through. Even after all the research that you had done on Batten’s disease, there was a part of you that hope Mackenzie would be “that one miracle case.”

“Y/n, are you okay?”

Alexander asked softly. You looked up.

“Yeah. Alexander, I’m so sorry. Can I do anything?”

Alexander shook his head.

“I’m just going to be alone. If you need anything let me know.”

The next days was the longest and fastest of your life. From helping plan Mackenzie’s funeral to helping Alexander’s get everything in order for his relatives to come in you was exhausted!

The day of the funeral you had spent most of the morning alone. Standing on the balcony of the bedroom, you sat looking out at the large yard. You jumped when Richard’s arms wrapped around your waist.

“Easy baby.”

He said, pressing a series of kisses to your neck. You whimpered relaxing your body back into his.

“I’m ready to get this over with.”

Richard nodded, not letting go over you.

“I know, baby. Just get through today and we’ll be back home tomorrow.”

As the funeral started, you sat quietly at Richard’s side while he whispered quietly to Rob. You didn’t know a lot of the people at the funeral. Most of the people were Alexander’s relatives but a few were some of Janet’s family.

When you looked up again, your heart stopped seeing Janet. You were shocked at your mother’s appearance. The woman looked completely awful! She looked like the definition of a drug addict. You wrapped your hand around Richard’s before leaning over.

“Before you lose your shit Janet just walked in.”

Richard’s face instantly went livid as he looked over his shoulder to where Janet stood with another woman talking. He quickly took Charlee from Rob and wrapped an arm around you as Janet’s eyes landed on you. Her eyes winded seeing Richard giving her the biggest go to hell look imaginable.

“Bitch is brave showing up here.”

He said quietly. You smirked.

“Richard, we are in a church.”

Richard shrugged.

“I don’t care where we are at this particular moment. That woman better not be brave enough to come over here is all I have to say.”

You relaxed against Richard’s chest. You smiled at the protective pissed off look on his face. If you had any doubt in your mind that Richard didn’t care that would have wiped that out 100%.

“I don’t think she would be brave enough to.”

You said softly before looking up with a smile to see your father walk in. Quickly standing, you stood up as Mark walked over wrapping his arms around you.

“Hi, sweetie.”

“Dad you came?”

Mark nodded as he reached down taking Charlee from Richard. The baby was eagerly reaching for Mark with a huge smile on her face..

“Of course. This pertains to you so I wanted to be here for you. I see the wicked witch of the west is here.”

Mark said staring at Janet coldly. Janet’s eyes were right on Charlee. Mark frowned before turning so that Janet couldn’t see his granddaughter. You smiled at your father deciding that he wasn’t going to let Janet ruin this or cause drama.

“Dad, Charlee started talking finally.”

Mark smiled looking down at his granddaughter.

“Well precious, what do you have to say?”

Charlee looked around a few times with a smile before shaking her head.

“She kind of only talks when she wants to. She got dada, mama, and no out.”

Mark smirked looking at Rob.

“So it is true. You did hop a plane and came here over that?”

Rob nodded with a nervous laugh. Mark chuckled before taking a seat beside you. You sat talking quietly to Mark about everything that happened the last few days until Richard leaned over.

“Babe, I’m going to go get some air with Rob.”

You nodded as Richard kissed the top of your head and followed Rob out.

“Well this is an actual nice service so far.”

Rob remarked as they walked by Janet. Richard focused on keeping himself calm and not say a word to the woman. It wasn’t until she made a comment to her companion about him being controlling. Richard froze ignoring Rob who started pulling on his arm. He didn’t want to start a scene but oh well. Richard turned looking dead at Janet.

“I would watch your mouth, lady. I am not about to cause a scene at your daughter’s funeral because Mackenzie deserves better. Maybe you should tell your friends how you hacked into my phone and had a sex tape released. Just a heads up, if you go about two more steps forward you will be breaking your restraining order. Trust me when I say that I don’t mind paying for a lawyer for contempt of court.”

Janet blinked a few times before looking down.

“That’s what I thought.”

Richard grumbled as Rob reached over grabbing him by the arm and pulling him back to where you were sitting. One look at your fiance told you that he was pissed.

“Rich?”

“Not now”

He said coldly. You watched Richard for a moment. He wasn’t blinking and wouldn’t even look in your direction as the service started. You sat quietly looking between Richard. Rob was giving Richard sideways Periodically, you glanced at Janet. She had up had retreated to the back of the sanctuary and was sitting alone.

Once the service was over Mark leaned over to you. .

“Do you want me to take little one back with me? You and Richard both look exhausted. Well, Richard looks ready to kill someone and $200 bucks says I know who it is.”

You nodded.

“Thanks dad.”

Arriving at the hotel, Richard hit the mini bar right away. You watched him for a few minutes before walking over and taking the glass of whiskey out of his hand. Richard’s eyes rolled up to you as you undid your dress letting it fall to the floor. His eyes widened at the new lingerie he hadn’t seen before.

“What are you doing, sugar?”

You turned pressing your behind into Richard’s crotch while taking his hands covering your breasts with them.

“Just getting your attention. Rob told me what you said to Janet.”

Richard groaned as you applied more pressure to his forming erection.

“I uh…uh…she got what she deserved as usual. We shouldn’t have any more dealings with her at this point. Mhm sugar I can’t even think straight at the moment. Is this a new outfit?”

You nodded.

“I was saving this for our wedding night but I think you would enjoy this tonight. After all when we get back home we do have a lot of wedding plans to make. Things can get back to normal.”

Richard looked pleased.

“Normal. I like normal.”

3 months later…

Your eyes slowly opened. Right away, you were regretting waking up before Charlee made a peep. Richard was out of town filming with Rob, which meant a quiet weekend. Turning on your side, you snuggled your face into Richard’s pillow. Breathing in his cologne, you wished he could have been at home with you. Since Richard had proposed your love life was back to steamy and hot.

Charlee squealing “mommy” at the top of her lungs blocked any thought that you had about sending Richard a risque text message to wake up to. Getting out of bed, you walked into Charlee’s room smiling at the baby who was sitting chewing on her hand.

“Charlee, just because your daddy isn’t home that doesn’t mean wake up at 7am.”

Charlee gave you a smile before going back to her toy. You smiled at how much Charlee’s expressions looked like Richard’s. As you went to pick Charlee up a wave of nausea washed over you. You froze, putting your hand on the sides of Charlee’s crib.

“Mommy?”

Charlee questioned when looking up at you. You clenched your eyes closed for a moment until the wave of sickness washed away.

“Mommy is okay.”

You said softly this time picking your daughter up. Praying you were not getting sick, you walked into the living room. You gave Charlee some Cheerios to keep her busy and tired to think of all the sick people that you had been around. The night before, you had gone out to dinner with Ruth, Misha, Jensen. Everyone seemed fine to you.

“What on earth could it be?”

You questioned before your phone buzzed. Putting the thoughts of the mornings' misadventures, you looked down to see a text from the pharmacy saying that your birth control was ready for pick up. You froze. Thinking back over the past few months your hand went to your mouth.

“Oh shit! Shit! Shit!”

You mumbled before going into the kitchen and taking out the bottle that held the pills. Instantly, your mouth fell realizing that you had totally forgotten to take the pills. Between McKenzie’s death and Richard proposing, you had been totally careless! Were you pregnant? The last thing that you were planning was another baby!

You quickly picked up your cell phone dialing Ruth’s phone number. Tapping your foot, you anxiously waited until Ruth’s voice answered softly.

“Hello?”

She said pleasantly. You took a breath.

“Ruth! Oh my god, I need your help!”

You all but yelled. Poor Ruth! You could visualize Ruth jumping away from the phone while holding a cup of orange juice.

“Y/n, honey, what is wrong? What do you need?”

You tried to breathe a moment before speaking.

“Ruth I need you to go to Walgreens and buy one of every pregnancy test they have and come over here.”

Ruth was quite a moment before finally speaking.

“Y/n, are you? Again?”

You breathed.

“I don’t know. I haven’t been taking my pills. After all this stuff with Mackenzie then Rich and I getting engaged I have just forgotten to take it.”

Ruth quickly responded.

“I’ll be there in half an hour.”

You paced the living room floor until Ruth walked in the door with a bag full of pregnancy tests. Ruth smiled a wide smile before shutting the door and looking around the room.

“Is Richard here? Does he know?”

You shook your head.

“Ha! No! He has no idea. I want to make sure that I am knocked up before I go and tell him.”

Ruth nodded as she walked over to the high chair where Charlee was still munching on her Cheerios.

“Hello, precious! Want to come to see aunty Ruth??”

Charlee looked at Ruth a moment, gave her a little grin, and went back to eating her Cheerios. Ruth went to take one of the Cheerios hoping to get the baby’s attention. Instead, Charlee looked at her offended and took the Cheerio away before shoving it in her mouth.

“Well fine then.”

Ruth said before reaching out and kissing the baby’s messy curls. You watched with a smile.

“Good luck getting food from her. She is like her daddy there too. She isn’t good at sharing.”

Ruth twirled a strand of her red hair around her finger.

“She may have a little playmate soon.”

You made a whining sound before taking the bag of tests and heading to the bathroom. Ruth went back to Charlee taking the baby out of the high chair.

“All right mini Richard I am getting your attention. Aunty has missed you!”

Charlee watched Ruth a moment before looking around the room.

“Dada?”

Ruth sighed.

“He isn’t here! You are stuck with your mother and I.”

30 minutes and 10 tests later, you sat looking at nothing but a bunch of positives. Ruth sat resembling how she must have looked the day that she went engagement ring shopping with Richard.

“Y/n, honey, let’s face it you are pregnant.”

You shook your head.

“I have 5 more tests to do.”

Ruth groaned.

“You and Richard are so perfect for each other. You are both so damn indecisive sometimes. What is the big deal if you are pregnant? You were both so excited when it came to Charlee.”

Charlee looked up from the blocks that she was playing with.

“Me.”

She squealed happily. You ran a hand through your hair before looking back to your best friend.

“Richard and I both decided we didn’t want any more ,kids. He said he didn’t want anymore period.”

Ruth shrugged.

“Oh well. A little too late to get his panties in a wad now. Sweetheart, Richard is over the moon for you. Everything will be fine.”

Before you could respond, the front door opened and Rob walked in with a smile. Both Ruth and yourself made a mad dash to cover the pregnancy tests. Rob raised an eyebrow at them jumping up so fast.

“Uh, hello.”

You smiled, looking behind Rob.

“Robbie is Richard with you?”

Rob shook his head.

“Nah, I had to come back to get something I left at home and he asked me to drop by and check on you all.”

You smiled, a little too zealously.

“We are great! Charlee is great too! We are all kinds of great!”

Rob blinked a few times before picking Charlee up.

“Uh yeah….Y/n are those pregnancy tests?”

You glanced behind you, realizing that your master plan was ruined. Rob smiled at you innocently. Damn Rob and his sweet lovable face!

“Um yes. Yes, they are.”

Rob, like Ruth was silent for a moment.

“Are you pregnant? Richard didn’t say anything about you two trying again.”

You sighed, putting a hand over your face.

“He doesn’t know and yes I am. So Robbie are you in for round two?”

Rob’s whole face went white as he sat Charlee down to pace around the room. His mind went back to the day that Charlee was born and how that was one of the most stressful days of his life.

“Hey, I said that you and Rich would have to count me out this time. Charlee’s grand arrival about finished me. Look at her! She is smirking at me! She remembers what she did!”

You looked over to Charlee, who was giving Rob the evilest little smile imaginable.

“That is exactly it, Rob. Do not tell Richard! Whatever you happens...do not let him have any clue.”

Rob swallowed.

“But he knows when I am hiding stuff.”

You shook your head before hugging Rob. The poor man looked ready to panic.

“Be an actor!”

The following week was slow for the most part. You were busy fighting morning sickness and feeling like a nervous wreck. When Richard called, you tried to act as though nothing was wrong. Sure enough, just like Rob said, he picked up on something.

“Sugar what is wrong? You sound off.”

You winced.

“Uh just tired. Charlee is teething. You know how much fun that is.”

The day Richard came home, you were thankful that you had felt decent most of the morning. So far everything was going smoothly. Rob had kept his word and hadn’t said anything. You made a mental note to thank the man later.

“Sugar, I’m home.”

You smiled at the sound of Richard’s voice.

“Bedroom”

You were still figuring out how you were going to tell Richard about the whole baby on the way thing.

Richard’s arms wrapping around your waist pulled you from your thoughts.

“In the bedroom for a certain reason?”

Richard asked pressing a series of kisses down your neck. You whimpered as Richard’s hand went up your dress and squeezed your thigh.

“Well, I was folding your daughter’s clothes but if you had something else in mind I’m down.”

Richard chuckled, looking over his shoulder.

“Where is Charlee?”

You motioned to her bedroom.

“Taking a nap. We have time.”

Richard quickly walked over closing the door before returning you. Pressing you against the wall, he reached for the hem of your dress/

“Let’s see if your dad can keep her tonight. I can’t work well on Charlee time.”

You pulled him back into a kiss to hold in any comments on babies. Tugging at Richard’s belt, you were more concerned about getting his clothes off and having Richard inside of you as quickly as possible.

“Are you that horny, Richard?”

Richard nodded.

“I haven’t seen you in a week. I want what's mine. I’ve been stuck with Rob and his baby fever.”

You froze.

“W-what?”

Richard rolled his eyes.

“I think we have given Rob baby fever. All he has talked about the past few days was babies. Like holy hell I was scratching my head. I didn’t think Rob wanted any more kids.”

You blinked mentally taking back Rob’s thank you cake that you were going to bake him.

“You never know.”

You replied as Richard picked you to get you into. Quickly undressing, Richard had you back in his arms. You tried to push the thoughts of what was happening out of your mind and focus on Richard’s hands that were going further south. You moaned the moment his fingers brushed over her clit.

“How many times have you touched yourself since I have been gone?”

He asked with a devious smile. You rocked your hips against his hand.

“A couple. It isn’t the same as you.”

Richard looked like someone had handed him a grand prize as he went back to his assault on your body. You tried your hardest not to let your anxiety ruin their moment. Richard eventuality picked up on your lack of enthusiasm that seemed to instantly hit.

“Y/n, what’s wrong?”

You swallowed.

“Nothing, baby.”

Richard sighed before coming back up to his side of the bed. He reached out stroking his fingers over your arms and down your chest

“And I wasn’t born yesterday. What’s wrong, sugar?”

You swallowed trying to think of the most gentle way to tell him. He was too good of a man to leave you but you also didn’t want to deal with how moody he could get. Taking a breath, you finally let your secret go.

“Richard, you’re going to be a daddy again.”

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