#emo bitch(Alexander)

[icarusbetide]

pov: you are a sea captain being reprimanded by a 15 year old alexander hamilton for bringing him skinny half-dead mules

part 2 of how hamilton was and looked way too young to be doing the shit he was doing: the vine kid was 13-ish here, so in my head he's exactly what hamilton when he's running cruger's business would've looked like.

Reflect continually on the unfortunate voyage you have just made and endeavour to make up for the considerable loss therefrom accruing to your owners.

The letter to poor Captain William Newton

[ask-chubby-hamilton-hs-au]

John and Alex sat on a bench and ate popcorn at the park. They always did things like this, considering John was one of Alexander's best friends. It was a bit weird that Alex had invited him out here on short notice, but he was having a good time sharing popcorn with him while they watched birds.

@ask-hs-john-laurens

Alexander grabbed some popcorn and got a bit closer to John, their legs brushing against each other.

"You're probably wondering why i invited you out here, huh?"

He asks before eating some popcorn.

[ask-highschool-samuel-seabury]

What do you think about Alexander?

“He is a bully..also I don’t like John either..! They treat Hercules like he’s just a fighting dog whenever he’s a really sweet guy!”

[squintsintwink]

All my female sims are either trashy fake plastic glam or dirty sewer rat grunge and there’s no in between???

[ask-chubby-hamilton-hs-au]

"good." Alexander got closer and punched him in the stomach, before waving and leaving the bathroom.

Alexander cornered james in the bathroom, smiling, though it was full of malice.

"james, i got an assignment i need you to do. It's a science project and you know how much i dread science. I'll put the instructions in your locker,"

his smile then faded, and he continued.

"but if you make me look like a fool and fail, you know what I'll do.."

He cracked his knuckles.

*James’s eyes widen, he shivers but nods quickly* “o-okay.. I’ll do it..calm down please..”

[xx-alice-in-wonderland-xx]

modern au!The Last Of Us headcanons 🖤🍟

(characters: Ellie, Dina, Abby, lev, Yara)

birthdays (the year being 2024)

Ellie - May 31st 2005, she’s 19 years old

Dina - February 8th 2003, she’s 21 years old

Abby - July 15th 2000, she’s 23 years old

Lev - October 31st 2010, he’s 13 years old

Yara - August 24th, 2007, she’s 16 years old

Full names:

Elizabeth ‘Ellie’ Ashley Williams

Dina Miriam Levi

Abigail ‘Abby’ Lee Anderson

Lev Quý Wu (hate to put this but it used to be Lily Quang Wu)

Yara Chún Wu

Now for headcanons:

Ellie plays electric guitar

Dina is a better chef than Gordon Ramsey

Abby becomes a doctor and owns a hospital

Lev is emo/alt

Yara loves Shakespeare plays

Ellie grew up in foster care

Dina was a straight A student

Abby plays basketball

Lev plays Tomb Raider lol

Yara lives for animal crossing

Ellie is good at voice acting

Dina once ate ketchup straight from the bottle for a dare

Abby hates the word froth

Lev has ptsd from a game of spin the bottle lol

Yara is the overprotective older sister that always makes Lev text her where he is, every 30 mins

All 5 of them are best friends and live in the same neighbourhood

Ellie once gave Lev beer and got him hammered, let’s just say Abby never let her babysit lev ever again

Dina likes to travel

Abby adopted Lev after their mum kicked him out for being trans (She didn’t adopt Yara cause they’re best friends and Yaras old enough o look after herself)

Lev tried to get a vape off of someone and Yara caught him

Yara loves the beach

Ellie is the QUEEN of ‘that’s what she said’ jokes

Dina falls off the bed in her sleep because she rolls around

Abby has her nose pierced

Lev spoke in the tiktok language for 2 month straight when he went on it for the first time

Yara has a diary

Ellie taught JJ to swear (his first word was bitch)

Dina swears at Ellie in Hebrew and tells her she’s saying ‘I love you’ and shit 🤭

Abby once didn’t sleep for 2 days

Lev would listen to Nirvana thanks to Ellie

Yara is always cold

Ellie loves ALL the classic rock bands - Nirvana, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath, The Sex Pistols, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, etc

Dina listens to Coldplay and The Name Game from American Horror story (Dina, Dina, Dina, Bo, Bina, Banna Fanna, Fo Fina, Fe Fi Mo Mina, Dina!)

Abby won’t admit it, but she is a simp for Rihanna

Lev likes K-Pop lmao, his fav is TXT (he finds their songs relatable 😭)

Yara would like twice (thanks to lev lol)

Ellies lesbian

Dinas bisexual

Abby says she straight but questioning

Levs pansexual

Yaras straight

Ellie would have a twilight phase, and would be team Jacob, but then she hated it lmao

Dina is dyslexic

Abby takes Lev trick or treating on his birthday

Lev watches hearstopper

Yara watches Karen freak out videos

Ellie is so FUCKING picky when it comes to food

Dina always gets headaches

Abby has 2 beers a day

Lev goes on character ai

Yara likes to hide under Levs bed and grab his shoes to scare him (I do this to my siblings and they hate me lmao)

Ellie writes cheesy love songs for Dina

Dina and Ellie have matching tattoos

Abby rarely has her hair down

Lev plays the sims 4 lol

Yara is always tired for some reason

Ellie has 15 bottle of lucozade a day

Dina always has a cup of tea

Abby eats raw onions

Lev thinks he’s hard because he vapes and drinks monster lol

Yara doesn’t know half of the mischief Lev gets up to when she or Abby isn’t there

How I think they look irl (I found these on Google okay don’t judge me credit to the actual ppl)

Ellie:

Dina:

Abby:

Lev (I love Ian Alexander so fucking much LOOK AT THEM):

Yara:

[dans1earring]

We're All Doomed

• Half of you dressed up like slutty emos for halloween

• And now a tiny piece of my problem is inside all of you

• Polyamorous Lesbian Grandma

• Fuck no! hell yeah sister! Give me that money bitch

• Big titty goth girlfriend

• Conspiracy Theory Madlibs

• Put the crisps down faggots

• He can seize my means of production

• I'm an eccentric theatrical homosexual

• A delicious vicious cycle

• Do your problems feel insignificant, that's coz we are insignificant!

• Dani's declassified apocalypse survival guide

• The other way babe

• Then we need a JUDGE

• Alexander & Sergei immense homoerotic tension

• I would let Sherlock crack my widdle wide open *gavel knock*

• Optimistically Nihilistic Epithet

• Persistent Resistance

• We have the opportunity to make the world a better place. You never know when someone in your life is suffering in silence/ what someone else is going through/ might need it

• You might feel trapped in your situation, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try to get out! I could say we're all doomed, but that isn't courageous, its cowardly. It's the easy way out

• Look for the joy in everyday life

• Embrace the void, and have the courage to exist

Super emotional and constantly laughing screaming and cried at the end

VIOLENTLY SOBBING TO ALL STAR

After Party

• Meerc*nt ~ in sign language

• This was the highlight of my life and the most important thing I've ever done

Petrol station order

Lucazade original

Sour cream and onion pringles

Fruit pastilles

Vanilla coke

Walkers prawn cocktail max crisps

Sour wine gums

Green room rider

-2x Bananas and a redbull

-haribo and pickled onion monster munch

[ask-chubby-hamilton-hs-au]

"Come on, dont be a party pooper hercules. Live a little. I think starting a rumor would be fun. I've been meaning to take Jefferson down a peg."

Alexander was sitting on a desk in a empty classroom, looking through a list of things the he could do to screw with the jeffersqaud, on his phone. "What do you think, Herc? Got any ideas?"

“Alex we should just leave them alone you know..they’re minding their business..”

[ask-site-61]

CHARACTERS -

Co-Site Director Benjamin Oliver Walker - Co-Site Director, (Wise-)Bright's Husband, Founder of The Library, Head of Pedology, but most importantly: good boy extraordinaire and D-9341 variant.

Dr. Jack Bright (Wise) - Holy fuck there's so much to say about him. Chaos incarnate.

Assistant Researcher Emily Ross - Died in The 2012 Catastrophe.. wonder how she's back. (SCP-061-ICE)

Pontos Doe - Himbo intern who's into greek mythology.

Dr. Wilhem Cure - Site Head of Medicine… probably the only LITERAL doctor on-site.

Agent Ulgrin - KYS'd after 2012 Catastrophe. Got SCP-061-ICE'd (trust me you'll see what it is in time.)

Researcher Penelope Normelle - Literally the most normal person here.

Site Director Bjärk Jakobssons - Quick to snap, jeez louise. Can teleport and is omnipotent across the Site.

George Olkassen - Class-D. Everyone calls him Georgie though. Cool kid wannabe.

Electra Macbeth - Longest-running Class-D. Seriously. How is she STILL alive.

Cookie - Nickname for one of the trans characters!! :3

Dr. Alto Clef (Wise) - Oh what a fucking asshole. Seriously. Only showing up when it entertains him. Might be fucking Maynard.

Dr. Akihito Saku - The Foundation's lovable "Head of Safe Classed Objects"; always the goofball.

Dr. Hartwell Artz - The Foundation's controversial "Head of Euclid Classed Objects"; he's better safe than sorry.

Dr. Amberlynn Rhodes - Th Foundation's rather enigmatic "Head of Keter Classed Objects"; it purported she's resistant against kill agents. Basically the middle ground of Saku and Artz. Not gonna snap at you for pressing a button, but still takes her work seriously.

Senior Researcher Thomas Rivbacht - Jeez.. uh… well, he doesn't take care of himself.. at all… he really should. He uh.. misses his family and is extremely depressive. Reclusive, too.

Dr. George Maynard - Mastermind of The 2013 Catastrophe. Forgiven, but scrutinized. Pale white skin since The Chaos Insurgency revived him utilizing a spliced variant of SCP-049's Touch.

Dr. Jack Bright (Emo) - I CHIME IN!! HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF.. CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR, NO???

Head Nelson Van Martins - The GOC's Icelandic Head. He lied. He's 16, not 18. Either way, he's here now and ready to stay.

Operative Roxxane Sparkes - Another trnas character!! This one being a member of Site Guard who's easily distracted. ^^

Researcher Carly Rosè Colbert - Espionage for The French Government; truly, The French must be stopped.

Researcher Stella Gospelle - The name says it all; "EVERYBODY LOVES STELLLLAAHHHH!"; drama queen and gossip bitch. She will ruin your life.

Site Head of Ethics, Jessica Parish - One of three. The enigmatic Parish Family. Anyways, besides often being mistaken for a bimbo, she's actually quite fierce and once threatened to rip the throat of Darvann out.

Junior Researcher Alexander Grimmes - "Foundation Head of Neutralized Objects"; but more over, attention-seeking extravagant.

Dr. Michelin Frances - Huh. For "Foundation Head of Thaumiel" objects, he speaks formally, maybe a bit posh, but he isn't god awful!

Dr. Amelia Polynaut - What the fuck is going on with "Foundation Head of Apollyon" objects over here?? Bitch is fucking shattered across time and space, apparently.

Chaos - Agent #080 deployed in Nálægt, Iceland for Site-61 raids. Variant of D-9341. LITERALLY Chaos Incarnate.

Dr. Simon Glass (Wise) - Moral, upright and somewhat skittish. At least his head's in the right place, as is his heart!

Dr. Stelle Shamrock Saraden - A humanoid drone bee! He has trauma to unpack, but first, he has to unpack YOURS! :D

Agent Steve Eastside - of the Eastside channel, probably cool in the head but quick to rage.

Senior Researcher Gemini D. Shirks - or just "Shirks", based off of SCPReadings, though, I suppose I could've also just done Dr. Goods. Either way, very hip! The Researcher all the interns wanna work for since he's just chill like that.

Reseacher James Talloran (Wise) - KILL HIM AG- huh? What. Oh. Oh. Okay. No, no he's fine. Yeah. Uh. 3999's still dead. Thank god for SCP-061-ICE.

Dr. Elias Shaw (Wise) - The Foundation's SCP-963-2.. it worked but.. his mind's being fractured each time he dies.

Dr. Charles Gears (Wise) - Now this is one I haven't actually done. He's monotonous, robotic, downright cold. Anyways, stop observing SCP-914 every waking second of your.. existence? …please?

Dr. Ellis Gill Iceberg (Wise) - Well… at least now he WANTS to be alive… FUCK HE'Z THROWING MOLOTOVS AGAIN

Eve - Yes, as in THE Biblical Eve. She's an MTF Agent now. Who knew she was a bad bitch?

Dr. Agatha Rights (Wise) - Femme fatale… and actually pretty funny. Get past the slut accusations and she's basically an auntie.

Dr. Mary-Ann Walker - Hey! Walker's Aunt— GAH!! WHO'S ALSO SCP-1938-J— MARYNODON'TCLICKTHATKINK GODDAMNIT

Dr. Evans Harper - "You'd better keep your mouth shut, seal yourself lip from lip, else I'll get to cram a mouthful in~!"; loonie. He has flowers growing on him, so pretty, but a loonie.

Agent Convit - STOP FUCKING JACKING OFF IN THE CAFETERIA MAN

General Dravi Kondraki, Junior Researcher Riseo, Dr. Benjamin Kondraki - Are all here too, but I haven't done them yet…

General Patrick Philia - "…ew. Bitch, bitch! DISGUST— DISGUSTING!" (Trust me. No.)

Persons of Interest up for questioning:

Dr. Wondertainment (Wise) - STOP FUCKING TALKING FOR FIVE SECONDS

Liddy Doves, of Doves and Co. Inc. - AND STOP MAKING PRODUCTS THAT MAKE PEOPLE HORNY!!!

Charles Fernando Walker - AND… okay, well, you're fine. You just have to figure out that "Bronze-and-Jade" amulet's SCP-963-3.

SCPs up for questioning:

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-131 - Eyepods

SCP-035 - Possessive Mask

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

SCP-096 - Shy Guy

SCP-352 - Baba Yaga

SCP-106 - The Old Man

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

SCP-079 - Old AI

D-9341 - Respawning Test Subject

SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

THIS LIST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE. CHECK BACK WHENEVER, THERE WILL BE MORE. :)

[levforfakes]

ok I'll start with percy, i like it when people have their original names so he'll have the nickname percy but be called like perses or smth more fem. she's got like a wavy sort of shoulder length hair? im thinking of book percy, so like she always puttingn her hair through it and pushing it to one side and shit, yk?

ok annabeth. idfk what kind of name, maybe like asher or smth, though not sure if that fits his vibe, im trying to go with names that start with the same letter so maybe like alexander. he definitely doesn't have like a really neat haircut, its like fluffy and frizzy and and messy and he never cuts it, im thinking sort of like magnus, since yk they're cousins.

next one is grover. her name's grace, her bf juniper calls her gracie. she's got body hair. shes half goat. shes got big fluffy hair, like shoulder blade length, and she'd wear smth like short skirts and long sleeve pretty shirts. and i think she wears it in braids or smth with flowers in it from junipers tree.

luke: luke's name is luka. she's still got short hair, sort of masc and def gels it, idk just feels like her vibe. she likes wearing pretty dresses like prom dresses and switches them off with tuxs and stuff.

ok jason now. i think jasons name would be Jay, like just the nickname, maybe she never learned her name when her mom left her idk. but she has a wolfcut, im obsessed with wolfcut jason either way so yk. (friend told me she prolly couldnt cut her hair during her time in new rome, so she had the most atrocious high pony tails and buns)

piper: i think piper is gender neutral so, it works. leo and jay still call him pipes and beauty queen and stuff. he's got long pretty hair that he always, i mean, always wears down. he likes wearing flowerey shirts and baggy pants. like a small shirt big pants kinda guy.

leo: my fav. leo's name is like león or leóna. but again, still goes by leo. shes got like a chin length cut, curly and shit. she wears her regular shit, dirty fucking clothes, but shes likes it when piper does her makeup (rly well bc piper's dad was hollywood shit). especially red lips and smoky eyes.

hazel: still hazel i think. honestly im so bad with names despite loving to come up with them. i would say hudson maybe? old fashioned and pretty. He's got the same hair, long and pretty, and he likes locks and likes having them with pretty hair rings with crystals on them (not sure if thats what you call them). he puts them up in big braids and ponytails.

frank: frances ig? i dont really like it but cant come up with something else. i think she still has a buzzcut, with her mom being military and all. she wears the same stuff and is still buff and fat and shes got broad shoulders and i love her sm.

reyna: honestly i think ryan would suck for him so like i found reina as a masc name, so... idc if yall dont like it. i do. so. he's got a shorter more military cut, like what that main percy fanart is? love him as well. they're honestly so similar.

clarisse: changed to clarice. with choppy oily and also dry hair at the same time. its like a bit past his shoulders but not very clearly because its so choppy. he always wears a bandanna too.

selena: adding her bc i love her. selenus maybe? going with greek inspired names but you all can give me ideas, so. i think he's got very nice hair, very smooth, very silky. cant decide if its long and he braids it like a pretentious bitch or he has it like a weird little anime boy. like the basic shiny shit, with bangs.

beckendorf: though his name is charlie. i think it would be charlotte obvs. she's got shoulder length braids because working in the forge is better when your hair is short. shes still buff again, still percy's bisexual awakening.

nico: don't know how i forgot him. niccolà. she has pretty short hair, only a little emo, i think she's got a strip of it dyed blonde that switches between bright neon colors and j blonde depending on the mood. will does it for her.

will: willa, or willow. so pretty. she always has it in a bun because she's a medic and you cant get hair in your face when youre doing a surgery. nicco def calls her willoughby. she also has bangs but pins it out of her face with bobby pins or shiny girly hair clips. sanrio hairclips. nicco uses them too. bc theyre girlfriends.

coach hedge: still coach hedge. but maybe hester bc i like it. same hair, basically j hedge but butch

chiron: legally cant sjow boobs but totally would bc centaut things. same name. long ponytail shes got greys and mr d fucking loves them. forced to put it in pigtails with the party ponies. french braids too.

last but least sally: sal. is still aspiring writer, still has a ponytail. he still is a heartthrob at his candy shop. not balding because hes a god jk but not rly. his hair is also greying both in a sexy way, like middleage dilf kinda thing.

i'll reblog with the gods and others i forgot.

@genderbenduniverse

[ask-chubby-hamilton-hs-au]

“Hey, you’re that one kid that… uh, nevermind. Anyways, do you know anything about John Laurens? I hear he hangs out with you… I’m just asking for a friend,” She says, running a hand through her curls. She almost mentions something about Alexander before realizing that she really doesn’t desire getting punched today. She glances around to see if anyone saw her taking to Alexander. She’s one of the more popular kids.*

|this is @mreynolds-hs-ask-blog|

Alexander looked over, his eyes narrowing.

"what do you wanna know about him for?"

He looked her up and down, she was kinda hot.

He had seen her before, and she was eliza's cousin so he saw her around the Schuylers as well.

He didn't really have interest in talking to her, like he did with most people, but since she walked up he had to make conversation.

[inc0rrectmyths]

For the ask game

Medea: most underappreciated ancient figure?

Clytemnestra: who would you go back in time for, just to slap them in the face (possibly with a man-slaying axe)?

Alexander the Great: what ancient figure do you identify with (most)? 

Dionysus: tragedy or comedy?

Socrates: why would ancient Rome/Greece have cancelled you?

Medea:

Literally any king of the Pallava dynasty (India)

Clytemnestra:

Julius Caesar hehe (hate that bitch)

Alexander the Great:

Mr. The Great himself. I think I'm an overachiever just like him and end up not being able to enjoy small things in life. And I drink a lot- might as well pass away at 32..

Dionysus:

I'm emo so i live for tragedies but comedies are something that help me come out of my daily mental breakdowns so i guess both.

Socrates:

Already answered it bestie!

[ask-chubby-hamilton-hs-au]

The emo lands on his face, and slowly gets up. He huffs and dusts himself off. He looks at Samuel and rolls his eyes.

"oh, it's you.."

Yeet!

*throws @ask-chubby-hamilton-hs-au*

“Eep!!” |Samuel hops out of the way|

[lordelmelloi2]

“– But Archer, let’s drink first and leave the business of battle till later.”

“Sure, unless you don’t think much of the wine I brought at all.”

“Nonsense, how can I bear to not drink such delicious liquor?”

At this moment, Saber could no longer tell if Archer and Rider were friends or foe; she merely sat aside, looking at the two. After a short while, she finally opened her mouth towards Rider.

“King of Conquerors, since you’ve already admitted that the Holy Grail is owned by someone else, you’re still going to take it by force?”

“ – Huh? Obviously. My belief is ‘conquest’… which is ‘taking’ and ‘invade’.”

Suppressing the anger in her heart, Saber continued to ask:

“Then why do you want the Holy Grail?”

Unexpectedly, Rider smiled rather shyly. He replied after taking a sip of wine:

“I want to be human.”

nOOOONONONONNO! THIS IS THE LINE THAT MAKES ME THE MOST FUCKING EMO!!!! THIS IS IT!!!! I KEEP TELLING YOU BITCHES ISKANDAR HAD A VAGUE IDEA OF WHAT HE TRULY WANTED!!!!!! BUT HE KEEPS LATCHING IT BACK TO CONQUEST AND HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF BEING HUMAN EVEN THOUGH HE WANTS IT SO BADLY!!! HE UNDERTSANDS, BUT JUST NOT CONSCIOUSLY. HE LITERALLY DOES IM GOING TO KILL EVERYBODY ON EARTH 

It was such an unexpected answer. Even Waver yelled out, and then screamed almost hysterically.

“Owww, you! Could it be you still want to conquer this world – waaaa!”

After forcing his Master to quiet down with a finger flick, Rider shrugged his shoulders.

“Idiot, how can I conquer the world in one lifetime? Conquest is my dream, and I can only bequest this first step to the Holy Grail.”

I wanna 1) Kill somebody 2) Kill somebody 3) Kill somebody. It’s all about conquest with you. There are OTHER THINGS IN LIFE!!! THERE ARE OTHER WAYS. TO. DO . THINGS. TO . EXPERIENCE. LIFE. OTHER CULTURES. EXISTING. GOD !!! YOU SON OF A BITCH 

“Mongrel… you’re challenging me with such a silly wish?”

Even Archer was helpless with this, but Rider became more serious and continued:

“Say, even when we appear in the current era due to prana, we are still Servants at the end. We originally do not exist in this world – although it feels a bit ridiculous, but are you really satisfied with just that?”

“I’m not satisfied. I want to be reincarnated into this world, and live on as a human.”

“…”

Thinking back – Waver originally thought Rider’s stubbornness in refusing to exist in spiritual form, and insist in physical form, is an odd habit of his. Indeed, although Servants can talk, dress, and eat like humans, their true essences aren’t too far from ghosts.

BTW this is why he hires Gray. He correctly deduces that servants are akin to undead spirits, and he hires her so that she can help him during the 5th Grail War, which he intended to join. Hahaha so funny that he ended up adopting her basically instead within a month and a half 

“Why… do you want a body so much?”

“Because that is the cornerstone of ‘conquest’.”

Alexander muttered as he stared at his own tightly clutched fist.

“Possessing a body, marching out towards the ends of the earth, carrying out my conquest – that is truly my way of kingship. But right now I don’t have a body; that won’t do. Without a body nothing can start anew. I’m not afraid of anything much; I just feel that I must have a body of flesh and bone.”

As if diligently listening to Rider’s words, Archer just silently sipped his wine throughout this. Upon close inspection, one could discover he had a strange expression on his face at this moment, an expression different from his usual ones. It may be far-fetched to describe it as a smile, but compared to his usual sneer, this smile now encompassed a particularly sinister sheen.

“I’ve decided – Rider, I’ll kill you with my own hands.”

FUCK YOU!!! SHUT THE HELLLL UUUPPPPPPPP FUCK YOU GILGAMESH I HATE YOU 

HOW CAN YOU HEAR ANY OF THAT AND NOT WANT TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN 😭😭😭😭 TO NOT WANT TO LET ISKANDAR BE HUMAN AGAIN? HE LITERALLY WANTS TO START OUT FROM SCRATCH AGAIN. AND TO BE POWERLESS. THE STAKES ARE SO HIGH WITH THAT. THIS IS THE 20TH CENTURY HERE BUT GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE? BUT THE POINT ISNT EVEN THAT!!!! ITS THAT LIVING IS A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE AND YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO DO IT AS A HUMAN!!! HOW CAN YOU SEE THAT AND NOT WANT TO GIVE THAT TO HIM!!!!!!!!! AAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM DEVELOPING THE SAME MENTAL ILLNESS AS WAVER RIGHT NOW ALL OVER AGAIN. 

Iskandar would be so much better suited as a revolutionary it wouldn’t even be fucking funny. Can you see the drive of this absolute unit. Suppose you could convince him to fight for something good, non-selfishly. I think you could seriously win a liberatory war with him. hold on I think I’m literally entering Waver’s “I could fix him” attitude with him right now I need to stop  

[khaleesiofalicante]

Saya berhasil di sini!  Aku tahu, aku juga heran.  Saya harap Anda mendapatkan istirahat yang layak Anda dapatkan dan minum teh💙

As the social anxious person I am, I read this on the party😂 Dont worry, I danced a couple of times, but I was in a table with my sister, her boyfriend and my two cousins with 4 and 10 years of difference with me, and we don't really have a good relationship... Also they were just discussing their love lives and telling the dirtiest jokes that I was trying not to die laughing😂😂)

Anyway, I really will try to keep this short bc I love him so much and every single thing here made me love and laugh and jdhsjsus

He is finally at peace in Edom!!!! I stan.

Alec staying up until Max's cries and comforting him is the softest shit EVER💙💙

Ragnor sitting in the throne and reading magazines😎😎 also he remembered his birthday!!! Jsjsjsk

I mean I get warlocks are wary of these changes. It makes total sense

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Lilith is a mood😎

Rest in peace, hot and sexy beard😔

The intimacy of that scene, just them in their couch and watching TV... 🥺💙

“How do you feel about shipping Max off to the Cayman Islands?” Shut up, you love him fjjdjdjsj

The way they cant stay away from their kids for much jdjsjsisjs love them

Rafe and Max already knowing😂

✨Mavid and Rosewood✨

Anjali really is something else💙💙

“I will not be tolerating Nemo slander!”  Yeah dude!! Its a classic!!!

Game night is the best!!! Rosewood being competitive little shits and David being too good for this world jdjdjsj

Battle of the Consuls😂 and the teams omg

“Let’s destroy my beautiful family.” No one can do it like them

All the dirty jokes kill me, seriously. I'm in a table with my family I can't be laughing like this😂😂

Alec really said: We are going to flirt our way out of this one guys😏😎

I said it before and I'll say it again: They are just horny little shits!!!

“Evil hot people,”  and "chaotic gayness" 😂You can’t deny the facts :)

Malec flirting even after 15 years is literally everything that is right in my life💙💙

I bet Alec would like that tattoo😏

All of them. Really. Just them eating cake and celebrating. I love that whole family so fucking much💙💙

“I don’t need a tattoo,” Magnus said again. “I’ll remember you. Forever. I promise.” 🥺🥺

I need Rafe to organize my parties

The both look FINE AS HELL

Poor Max😂 stuck between two in love idiots💙

“Yes. Yes, it feels real to me too.” “Then that’s all that matters,” Alec kissed him between the eyebrows. (Bro. Dude. Man. They are the cutest)

Of course Max suggested suits😂😂

YES THEY REALLY ARE A BUNCH OF HOT BITCHES

The fuck?!? they are ALL hot, badass BITCHES!!!

Cant blame David. With those looks, I also have a suit kink for everyone....

Yeah, no one can tell shit to them. They did worse... At least this is not hell, huh!!?!!

I could hack them all with that security😂

All of them>>>>>

ALEC ON LEATHER JACKET AND IN A MOTORBIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT??? (and he says he is not a dilf...)

“Do you trust me?” Alec asked, holding out a hand. Magnus took it in his hand and kissed the center of Alec’s palm. “With all my immortal heart.” 💙💙💙💙

Ok, I'm already home, so I'll just move quickly..

All of it. France. The ride. The landscape. Wow. I'm emo all over again jdjshsns

I'm really happy they discovered the power the seashells has and talked about it and about Max and Leviathan🥺 comunication wins again yall

Dvaid and Alec really be like: "I'm gonna love my inmortal partner so much and give him a chance to have someone else for forever even tho I'm their forever" and we STAN.

“You are my heart, Magnus Bane. I won’t let anything happen to it.” beautiful, beautiful parallels💜💙

YES HE IS HIS ALEXANDER!!!! And the fact he has always felt safe🥺🥺🥺

He really is a simp jdsjsjdbsos

Only Alec could throw a really powerful object like that smh 😂

This family I shit you not is fucking beautiful!!! And Max giving Magnus snow EXCUSE ME WHILE I LOVE THEM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

He didn’t dream FUCK YEAH. Thats so sexy😎 and more parallels👀

I could rant for 5 hours about how I loved this and love him forever and after, but I think you already know, because no one with some common sense can look at this man with anything but love and admiration💙💙💙

Moving on, its 4 a.m, I'm tired, a lil drunk and I look like a fucking zombie, so I think I'll get some rest and wake up at 1 p.m kdjdjdjsk

Aku akan pergi sekarang karena tubuhku memohon agar aku pergi tidur😂 Sampai jumpa!!

INDONESIAN 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Reading fanfiction (or just reading) at a party is the sexiest shit ever good for you bebe keep being sexy!!

I'm so glad you liked this one. Your live blogs always makes me smile (and grin wildly)

Socialising is fucking exhausting. So, I hope you get some good rest <3

[bebekyoda]

Ragnarok (Netflix) : A Summary/Review of season 1

Okay so 5th season of Skam looks pretty dope, its Magnus Fossbakken y'all

they have THREE Skam actors and im here for it

PROTECT MAGNE SEIER AT ALL COSTS

apparently Vidar is a psychopath who has serious anger issues and can NOT keep his damn clothes on

what the fuck was that first episode eye--

Isolde didn't deserve this mistreatment

Fjor is hot.. until he wears that ugly ass jumpsuit

also he peed on Isolde's memorial so he can fuck off

he starts to grow in me like "oh so he's a good boi" but then i have flashbacks to the pee pee thing

i can only forgive him if he betrays that creep and psychos of a fAMiLy

at first i disliked Laurits but what he did at the 6th episode... we stan

im pretty sure he's Loki lmao

he's gonna be an emo icon i can feel it

also when he wore his mother's shirt.. y e s

i HATE Saxa oh my god that bitch needs to go

she's just like Vidar but has more sense

I'd like it if Fjor killed her.. please..

i don't like Turid she never listens to her children and is always thinking about herself

i don't support Gry being in a relationship with Fjor he deadass tried to kill her lmao GO KILL SAXA INSTEAD YOU DUMB FUCK

also even Fjor and Laurtis have more attraction to each other lol

honestly Ran could cut me with her cheekbones and jawline

there's no sexual or emotional tension between Isolde's dad and Turid whatsoever wtf Laurits

the dance scene.. was kinda wtf but also.. hot?? idk the way Laurits just joined Fjor and Saxa and danced like he's been practicing a choreo with them made me come up with some theories

and this theory definitely has a thing with Turid and Vidar's past

also that theory is one of the reasons why i think Laurits is probably Loki

THE VIEWS OMG

I WANT TO LIVE IN NORWAY

THE SCENERY IS JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

i love the atmosphere very much it's dark and rainy

also the soundtrack.. they have M83 which is awesome

i love how it started out with Magne being dyslexic like how Rick Riordan wrote in his series, i loved reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians so i had a little nostalgia lol

the way they are defending the environment, trying to get attention to that subject is just beautiful, it's not all about the Norse mythology

also why tf they keep calling Magne fat, he's not fat

MAGNE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS

i saw someone saying "so this is the Thor we get ew" FUCK OFF

im sorry Chris Hemsworth is not here

idc what y'all say mister David Alexander Sjøholt Stakston is beautiful --talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.

but his reflection on the mirror as Thor.. couldn't they at least find a wig???

he deserves better treatment i hate that the other kids are excluding him

i also hope Gry and him will be just friends i just can't picture them in a romantic relationship

omg i really like Iman bc she's befriending Magne uwu

i kinda feel like she knows.. you know?

THAT OLD LADY

i gotta admit the first scene was kinda cringy but okay lol

but that old lady.. damn.. creepy af

6 episodes was too short for me i need more

and i have some theories soo

thank god there's gonna be a season two

not gonna lie the whole thing feels like it's low budget but they did good on using their budget

and the whole season felt like a REALLY long pilot episode

but yea i love it i highly recommend it

btw it is slightly violent

also it's aesthetically pleasing like even if you don't like the plot you could just watch for that

k that's it i guess

bye