#moody emo teen in charge of business = armageddon
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icarusbetide · 8 months ago
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pov: you are a sea captain being reprimanded by a 15 year old alexander hamilton for bringing him skinny half-dead mules
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part 2 of how hamilton was and looked way too young to be doing the shit he was doing: the vine kid was 13-ish here, so in my head he's exactly what hamilton when he's running cruger's business would've looked like.
Reflect continually on the unfortunate voyage you have just made and endeavour to make up for the considerable loss therefrom accruing to your owners.
The letter to poor Captain William Newton
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